Vet Reacts *When Breaking Bad Goes Right????* The Soldier Who Took All The Meth By Count Dankula
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Just another fun tidbit about the Germans obsession with giving their grunts meth. They not only had it in the wonderful smarty form but they also had this stuff called Panzershokolade which was the same meth but in chocolate bars.
and they called it "tank chocolate"... god damnit thats such a wierd thing...
@@crustybomb115I think the name was because it was supplied in that form primarily for tank operators.
@@rafabuda0Correct
@@rafabuda0 that isnt surprising tbh...
"And they still found meth in his blood." No, my good sir, they found blood in his meth. That's what finally killed him.
It has to be the cold that saved him. Maybe being that cold kept his heart from exploding
Oh yeah, the cold probably slowed his metabolism down enough that he didn't instantly overdose, and the meth probably sped up his metabolism enough that he didn't get hypothermia.
@@MrFlarespeed
AFAIK meth (amphetamine in general) users are in danger of dying from overheating (in lack of medical term).
@@tommiturmiola3682ADHD medications are basically slightly adjusted meth which would, if the overheating thing is true, explain why i am constantly sweating so much. Sometimes I'm cold and shivering but my body is still hot enough to sweat the entire time
Awesome to see Kit react to Count Dankula! The Count's got plenty of other interesting Mad Lad videos, and one that I think Kit might enjoy would be "Absolute Mad Lads - The Battle of Athens". It really answers the question of "what happens when you piss off a bunch of already pissed off war vets?".
It's one of the best "F around and find out" real life stories! Karma is a bitch and sometimes it comes in form of a bunch of livid WW2 vets
Ah yes the Finnish Legends,
We have:
Lauri Alan Torni, (Soldiers of 3 Armies)
Simo Hayha, (the White Death)
and...
Aimo Koivenen (Tripping Trooper)? 😅😅😅
Memes aside, he's one extremely lucky lad. It's already hard enough to survive in a winter battlefield, where even a slight mistake could prove lethal, let alone while being high with "blue sky". Dude must have had angels watching over him for two weeks.
That’s a cool cat you’re reacting to. I bet he’s a hell of a dog guy.
I recon he’d he able to teach a dog some pretty interesting tricks
Interestingly enough, there was recently a case in Finland where bunch of air force emergency rations were stolen, which included some strong painkillers and stimulants. Basically this stuff would be issued to pilots during war time in case they were shot down and had to survive in the wilderness for an extended period of time. Probably not as strong as Pervitin but strong enough for someone to steal them
Everybody used them in ww2, everybody uses them today....surprise? no
I've heard of higher than a kite. But Aimo just took a page from the Red Baron and just went HIGHER!!! 😂
Justice Dankula! Lol, he's a human goldmine of memes
I like to think the fact that it was -10 F, and he took this one large frozen nugget was what save him. Unlike a single fast disolving dose, he took a frozen concentrated chunk, while opperating in a climate where all his blood vessels were already squeezed down to minimum.
AS such, he had just discovered the first energizer battery, as the slowly released dose provided him with nearly a week of... well... high. We do not know how fast he was going, however he outran skiers who after the war would go on to win Olympic records in long distance skiing.
I regret watching this in the gym, did not expect the jokes (should have known since it was dank) and almost dropped a dumbell on my face from laughing. 😂. great reaction btw
Killdozer and meth tank are also good absolute mad lads
Hitler took meth and morphine due to his wounds from ww1 caused by a mustard gas attack, and an assassination attempt on him by some of his own generals, there's a movie about it called Valkyrie.
Its one reason its believed Hitler became more impatient and unrealistic because of the constant pain he lived with.
The FED electricians version of this is quite entertaining and his stuff in general is worth watching and preferably being reacted to🙂
The fat electrician somehow has a different order of events.
There's a rumor: Aimo is still skiing somewhere in lapland.
10:46 Some Allied flight rations and emergency rations do have some questionable stimulants in them that have come up in Steve's videos. It was quite common for bomber crews to be issued whatever was needed for them to stay alert and awake for long missions, and it made sense at the time for them to be used in survival situations where food is limited.
Techally it was coca leaves but same thing there was drugs in our soda at 1 point lol
Dug up some allied troops info: "US troops was delivered Benzedrine "Benny"= equivalent of Pervitin, 250 000 000 - 500 000 000 pills during WWII" - so not only with coffee....
Ooooh, boy lmao I was wondering if you were going to do this one. This is gonna be a ride and a half lol
Fat electrician covers this story too
Lauren did the fat electrician video a couple weeks ago.
for me fat electricians video was way better
I'm glad you enjoyed it, and I've looked for the magazine and at comments all over yet cannot find out what story got first place in that contest.
thank you for doing my request, most requests I do arent actually for reactions (although i do appreciate and enjoy when i get one) i just like recommending good bits of history.
But if you run low on requests I do recommend count dankula's video on a man named charles hazlitt upham, he is one of only three men in history to be awarded two victoria crosses.
It's fun, it's interesting, its historic, and again, I dont mind you watching it on your own if you like.
Because I dont like the idea of people waiting to do a reaction of something if it has peaked their interest.
The second he gets a look at his eyes "Ooooohh, no..." Bout busted a gut lol.
Fun note on dank’s vids, his intro and Ad music are the same, with different instruments
Fun fact: after the war Finland bought all the raw heroin around the world and was then banned from new UN. After the war the country was full off speed and heroin addicts(morphine was #1 painkiller in war) and broken men with guns.
Ohh shit daddy danks hit the react meta
The fat electrician has another version of this story. In that story another factor why Aimo took all the meth is because he had been storing it next to his skin so it wouldn’t freeze but it did anyway then melted then froze again till it was all 1 big pill…
Also what the also didn’t tell you is that Aimo eventually lead his team out of danger after taking the Meth. However, when they regroup his group realised he was tweaking hard so they basically took all his ammunition and other important stuff so he wouldn’t lose it and open fire on his comrades. This is why Aimo didn’t have ammunition when he could take stock 62miles after taking the meth.
Also, in regards to the cabin, it was unlocked as you do in that part of the world, because well it’s subzero temperatures and well if it wasn’t like that, you would freeze to death. Aimo set the fire in the wrong place instead of the fireplace in the centre of the cabin. Is there any wonder he woke up with the cabin on fire?…because well meth…
For some odd reason i had to mention that i would have liked to hear Juan Joya Borja tell this story. Or have someone tell it to him.
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Fat Electrician has this story too
it's not that awkward. Mycofenolatemofetile is called cellcept. They do it all the time
The fat electrician told this story, as well! Check it out!
I'm not sure who tells this story better. Count Dankula or The Fat Electrician
CAN SOMEONE TELL HOW THE STORY OF THE ONLY HUMAN WHO GOT HIGH THAT HE COULD OUT RUN THE FLASH CAME SECOND IN THIS CONTEST
probably Simo Häyhä? if i had to guess...
The winning story was a fairly conventional one, "Keskellä Valkeasaaren tulihelvettiä" or "Within the fire hell of White Island". Red Army launched its grand offensive on Finnish defensive lines on Karelian Isthmus in June '44, and the author had the misfortune of being right at the front. His guys got the absolute crap bombed out of them, after which the real fun of being shelled by the full fury of Soviet artillery started. They managed to repel the first attacks, but casualties began to mount and the enemy pushed in small salients elsewhere. The author got a nasty gash in his leg from shrapnel, and went to a log bunker some way in the rear to get it dressed and look for a NCO that had gone missing.
The bunker then promptly received a direct hit from something heavy and collapsed down on them. He spent maybe 90 minutes badly injured and buried alive, but still getting some air. His comrades came to see if there are any survivors and managed to dig him out. Couple of guys began escorting him further to rear, with him hopping slowly on one leg, but in the artillery barrages and general chaos he got separated from them. He then dragged his broken body forwards a couple of kilometers, still carrying his rifle, as he preferred blowing his brains out over getting captured. He crossed a small river over a tree trunk that had fallen over it, and kept on crawling until he found a road and managed to flag down a car. He was taken to a field hospital packed to the gills with sheet-covered bodies and wailing wounded. From there he got eventually evacuated to a proper hospital, and the story ends there.
That's fair I guess aimo story was amazing
@@theonlylauri how in the heck is that more impressive or 'crazy' than Aimo's? ^^' Well, tragic, yes. Heroic, absolutely yes. But as crazy? That sounds all kinds of sane in comparison, all kinds of practical and clinging to rationality?
@@TheObscureRambler I suspect it won precisely because it's not as crazy. The competition was in '78, a quite conservative time in many ways. Personally I prefer Aimo's tale on account of it being so unique, but drug-fueled insanity was probably always going to have a hard time winning over something fairly conventional.
Definitely do a reaction to The Fat Electrician’s telling of Aimo’s story
Coulda sworn this was another fat electrician video by the thumbnail
Aah, nothing could almost go wrong... Almost. Side effects... Naah, there are no side effects.
I think i liked the fat electrician's version a bit more, but that just might be because I heard it first
I think because he does it in half the time, dankula is kinda slow and boring, and has copper jokes. Meth 🤣
It might be, since I’m in the exact opposite camp. (Like rank’s video a bit more, but it’s the one I saw first).
They have very different deliveries and senses of humor, I like Mad Lads stuff for the morbid humor, pop culture deep cuts and the more chill delivery/wider variety of individuals and events covered... Love TFE, but sometimes it sounds like he's tripping over his words and misspeaking by talking so quickly, Dankula is ironically more articulate imo. TFE is great for the military stuff and the inside jokes and entertaining wordplay, Dankula dives in depth and really focuses on details and more of the actual history
@@PBRatLordthe fat electrician started out on TikTok and had to get as much info as possible in 3 minute videos. His been slowing down. The fat electrician video of aimo half as long as dukulas. He has a few 30 that go into a lot of detail. He's a vet, I'm a vet. Dukulas not a vet.
@@johngillespie3409 lol wasn't a diss on TFE, chill. Dude's a great storyteller, don't know why you're on the defensive and pull the vet card like it means something in the context of who can tell a story better.
BUT, compare the two vids, can you really say Dankula didn't go further in depth on the subject, even if you find TFE's more enjoyable or are predisposed just because you're both vets?
Also, I watch literally all his content too, hence my perspective... I watch them both and can objectively review them. His longer videos are all still just as rapid fire, it's just the way TFE does his thing.
Don't really like one over the other, they're different vibes, hence the first sentence of my last comment lol.
Mmkay
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Offering to the Algorithm God
Simo Häyhä probably came first
Screw moderation. Unless it's opioids, ride the lightning.
And yet this same subject was also covered by the fat electrician kit, honestly the man's pulling his stuff out so much the neighbors are calling the cop on him for having it out so much.