More of the same hard-hitting journalism we've come to expect from Death to America News. But apparently somebody left some Cripple Piss out, and it's attracted rats. (Now I need weed, to give me more chill.)
I like the idea that by banning odd-numbers, the Modi government has lowered the levels of elderly people who were otherwise spiraling into hazardous levels.
"British police last week found the International Space Station inside a container truck in the South China Sea, within 500 meters of the Prime Minister's office."
Lads the like number is at 69 which is *nice* but I'm a push it but trust me it was at 69 *nice* and will later reach 420 if the world has any good left in it
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"The Whistleblower should blow... the whistle." - DJT
The kind of succinct wisdom one has come to expect from the good president.
Finally Trump says something sensible. XD
*Donald Ronald Dump
As we Americans always say, "48 ears for an ear"
More of the same hard-hitting journalism we've come to expect from Death to America News. But apparently somebody left some Cripple Piss out, and it's attracted rats. (Now I need weed, to give me more chill.)
I'm not interested in rats or Cripple Piss. However, you've got a hot ass, and we can tap that
@@wiggloid Look; Crystal _stinks,_ with a diseased package! Which means... profits!
HongK HongK
1:24
"Iran now says it has a prototype that spurts nuclear material 50 times faster than President Dunk. I'm loud"
Dump*
Sorry to hear that Wavy News got banned in India.
"The whistleblower should blow a whistle!"
That is indeed a very trump-esque quote.
The CIA will speak without intelligence 👌👌👌
Don't they always?
I can't wait for the World's Waviest News
I found this because somebody was mic spamming this in tf2
Wavy News is the perfect source of SooS
...Or sauuas
I use to watch Fox News but I see now this is my new trusts news source
Can't wait to watch this after work. Thank you Papa Puppet.
"Please. Call me Noise."
Neil Cicirega wishes he could sentence mix this smoothly.
MattheJ1 He got his behind lookin damn good tho
Neil Cicierega wishes he had any talent
@@FlameAdder Wow, a Neil hater. Never seen one of you before.
WLDFLD is probably the best.
Summer reading is calling you@@FlameAdder
I like the idea that by banning odd-numbers, the Modi government has lowered the levels of elderly people who were otherwise spiraling into hazardous levels.
yeah by banning odd numbers, you actually age slower. the new avarage lifespan would be around 30
Dat smog👌😎
Smo🅱️.
Oh, so THAT'S where the International Space Station has been all this time!
Security forces fired at least 500 car parts and dozens of cookies.
That's a lot of cookies
Wavy News gives me a much-needed alternative to the mainstreaets prerp. A fresh perspectivitcepsrep is always nice.
The letters are wavy but just really slow.
The dozens of cookies right before the Hongk Hongk do not cease to defeat me. The sudden upbeat happy voice makes my day.
This is, what could be, the world's Waviest News™
Saucy McGaussy reports
WoOoW
I wonder how the ISS ended up in a container truck
1:09
...I miss Wavy News.
I miss this series, lol
The superhero fanfares crack me up. I think Tommy McNews' power might be going to his head...
Bert, Jim's washing away. It's not good.
So much blowing! 🤯🤪😂
"British police last week found the International Space Station inside a container truck in the South China Sea, within 500 meters of the Prime Minister's office."
What an appallingly, wonderfully chaotic sentence lol
This series is a goldmine!
I'm so happy with these that I thumbs up the video, and all the comments as well!
Are you saying that there may be news that's even wavier than this? This is already pretty fuckin' wavy.
It can always get wavier.
"This is Death To America news".
I hope Wavy News comes back soon
India really needs to sort out its caste system; you can't keep oppressing the odd numbers forever.
I prefer Suss McGussie to Tommy McMommy McNews.
These are beautiful, never stop
Been a year and this is still great
I don’t think there’s enough ear biting in this edition of Wavy News! MORE EAR BITING! 😂
Omg I’m in love with you these things are great 🤣🤣🤣
Jessica Chambers Haha I know right 😂😂😂
These will never come back.....
Maybe if I retire from wage slavery
@@noisepuppet 😢
@@noisepuppetit's a shame :(
Best of luck tho :3
The wavyest of news. :)
The news we need but don't deserve.
No Tommy McNammy or Tommy McNews?
The names of all the news correspondents are, alone, Oscar worthy.
These are getting so good!
So glad they found the ISS, I've been trying to find it for hours.
Why is the sudden "honk honk" so damn funny
What the hell is the Chinese prime minister doing with the ISS in some storage container? Wow, The White House.
Lmao! Iran and Robert O'Brien are taking lessons from Mike Tyson.
These have more integrity than the majority of "information" outlets these days lol :P
Robert O'Brien bit off 48 hostages' ears
Man New Delhi really gotta do Wavy News like that
Never stop these
Knorkle Knucks deh Ekerdneh I agree this is great 😎👍😊
Wavy News the Waveiest News
Saucy McGossy reports.
Ah, Wavy News, asking only the toughest questions in the world today
These make perfect news breaks while listening to Fallout Radio stations!!
That incredibly subtle logo movement though
Authorities in the Indian capital have banned odd numbers in a bid to tackle the elderly.
It makes sense.
Clearly the elderly are to blame for dat smog.
That indicates 500 diseases and the elderly.
Honk honk
You brighten the world, noisepuppet.
Anti-government sports cars
Love you noisepuppet
Okay but where's Tommy McMommy tho.
I hear a Tyson vs. Holyfield reference at 0:37.......xD
Tommy Mcmommy
It's time to tackle the elderly
i love these lol
No one should be able to take a big chunk
*WAVIEST NEWS*
Sossy Mcgossy
Is Tommy McMommy off today?
He is tied up with a story in HongK HongK.
Sossy McGossy stepped in to cover.
So is no one going to tell Burt this guy is washing away?
I gotta get my daily fix xuix of the wavyavyavy sweuws!
What happened to the flexible, brexible, sexible stention?
Where do I find the Moron mobile app?
The iDiot App Store
did we skip 9?
Yosh4761 oops, I'll fix the numbering, thx
@@noisepuppet No need. It's just like Windows OS numbering. You're fine ;(
It was banned by India
Maybe the 9th was that Grimaceland video that got uploaded over the weekend.
"Hurry Grimace, I'm on speed."
dat smog
*flaps wings*
What happened to 009??
Lads the like number is at 69 which is *nice* but I'm a push it but trust me it was at 69 *nice* and will later reach 420 if the world has any good left in it
But odd numbers are being banned in a bid to tackle the elderly.
what news station do you get the audio from m8
VOA radio newscasts
@@noisepuppet
cool thx
1:23 lol
Demopublicans
0:05 I’m defying Republicratic lawmakers 🤣
Man this world is really going to shit
America is falling. So possibly true
Anti gov sportscars crossed a brigde in central baghdad
Umm..... this is actually ep. 19-009
Nobody should blow the president, he's blown his job already.
Death to America News? Fuckin sweet