At this part, I just nodded and simply accepted that the weather lizard does that. When I heard the word "blizzard", something in my brain clicked and I started laughing out loud. In light of international news, lizards providing weather forecast are just a mild oddity.
The Weather Lizard 🦎 is an invasive species that can come legally or not at all. The Weather Frog 🐸 is a native amphibious forecaster that must be protected from job stealing foreign reptiles!
I love how I can start this off and have people believe it’s real news and then after about 7 seconds shit goes ballistic and off the wall. Yes, I did play this at my family get together and they were wondering all day who put it on the chrome cast.
"The problem is destructive wind. The problem is earthquakes. The problem is the small death toll. The problem is morons. The problem is haemorrhoids. The problem is Macy's. The problem is Thanksgiving. The problem is Wavy News."
i think "past parades have blown" is the funniest line in this poop. it's just very incongruous to hear that sense of "blow" in that tense. Although "Poopy the ass-sponge" is a close second.
It's weird that anyone even copyright claimed this to stick ads on it, because VOA news is produced by the US government, and so I thought it was public domain. But lol at bank ad 😂
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VOA radio newscasts. The date in the title is always the date of the broadcast. They are archived at the internet Archive. Usually I use one from that morning. The current ones are at VOA radio's website.
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THIS IS WAVY NEWS, JESUS I'M IMPORTANT
_Why?_ *Seoul.*
I misheard it as "Jesus aren't important".
I was gonna make a comment saying "My life in a nutshell, haha". well, now i look foolish.
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Yes.
@@jeffcarroll1990shock Yes
I'll be damned if they try to dismantle noisepuppet.
nooOoOOISEpuppet.
Send the militant turkeys after those jerks.
NoICePumpet
Thank you for the weather Forecast, Weather Lizard.
At this part, I just nodded and simply accepted that the weather lizard does that. When I heard the word "blizzard", something in my brain clicked and I started laughing out loud.
In light of international news, lizards providing weather forecast are just a mild oddity.
King Blizzard and the Weather Lizard Wizard
RIP to all those lost in every year's Macy's parade. Literally every year, the earthquakes & hemorrhoids are always to blame.
If it makes you feel better you can give aid to the millions left homeless by the shopping frenzy.
Big balloon dangerous
I think the Weather Lizard is the key to all of this.
The Weather Lizard 🦎 is an invasive species that can come legally or not at all. The Weather Frog 🐸 is a native amphibious forecaster that must be protected from job stealing foreign reptiles!
I have never seen a series that has such a consistent, insanely high level of quality on all of RUclips.
No joke. This is fantastic.
HEY NOISEPUPPET, RIGHT HERE, MAN!!!! THIS PERSON GETS IT!!!!
@@magnified111 This is news.
Since we’re pandering with a special Thanksgiving episode, you really missed this opportunity to call this “Gravy News”.
I appreciate your greatness. I laughed out quietly.
Yeah but we're lucky he makes these great videos at all.
@@avalonjustin Nobody said anything about that. Stay on point, Kevin.
So glad they added both a Poopy the Ass Sponge and a Green Eggs and Pants balloon this year. I remember loving both of those when I was a kid
Don't forget Spoogebob!
Noisepuppet, I am eternally thankful that President Dump has made no progress disassembling you.
Nice to finally see iconic characters like Poopy the Ass Sponge, Spoogebob, and Green Eggs and Pants represented at the Macy's parade.
This should be required viewing for any aspiring sentence mixers
the two little breaths at 0:22 had me dyin
I can't believe it's been 2 years since the last wavy news. I loved all of these. Stay well noisepuppet.
I miss Wavy News.
Listening to these news mashups is the only way I can cope with today's headlines.
I will never not love these
I love how I can start this off and have people believe it’s real news and then after about 7 seconds shit goes ballistic and off the wall.
Yes, I did play this at my family get together and they were wondering all day who put it on the chrome cast.
That is awesome
noisepuppet Thanks. My sister and I are still laughing at it.
Always trust the Weather Lizard.
That guy is cold-blooded.
"I'm sorry we don't have chill at the moment."
I've gotta start using that
Noisepuppet going up against a newspuppet? Astonishing!
All hail the Weather Lizard.
The weather lizard is the only
consistent weather service
Wavy News needs weed for more chill
"The problem is destructive wind. The problem is earthquakes. The problem is the small death toll. The problem is morons. The problem is haemorrhoids. The problem is Macy's. The problem is Thanksgiving. The problem is Wavy News."
otto
ot to
to to
T O O T
toot
BIG
BALLOONS
DANGEROUS
I'm glad there has been an increase in wavy news.
"This is Wavy News. Jesus, I'm important. Why? Seoul."
Hongk Kongk
You're absolutely spoiling us.
Support for the republicrats in Hongk Hongk.
How could you have a wavy news Thanksgiving special without a report on the militant turkeys' activity?
For some reason it almost seemed like the turkeys were lying low that day.
The weather lizard 🤣
i think "past parades have blown" is the funniest line in this poop. it's just very incongruous to hear that sense of "blow" in that tense.
Although "Poopy the ass-sponge" is a close second.
I can always rely on Wavy News for a healthy dose of President Dump, SuS and TOOT!
Bilbo?
I was watching a LOTR stream just now......
For the love of God President Dump, don't dismantle Noisepuppet! He has nothing to do with North Korea's shorts!
Bilbo is always giving it to us straight about Dump
Ah yes, one of my favorite companies:
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBC
Wavy correspondent, Bilbo
Is sending you sources possible? I found some stuff on VHS that I could send to you.
this is so great
The problem is the problem...problemception... *_BWOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG_*
I’m glad damocrats, repubricans, repubricrats, dampubricans, and repubricramicans were able to unite in the spirit of bipartisanship.
I'm impressed at the quinpartisanship.
And that consensus is: HoNgK hOnGk
*BIg bALloOnS, DAnGerOUs*
Got a bank ad on this, lol.
It's weird that anyone even copyright claimed this to stick ads on it, because VOA news is produced by the US government, and so I thought it was public domain. But lol at bank ad 😂
@@noisepuppet Right? Must be part of those ads they just throw on cause RUclips can.
Oh no not the toot bill
The current news going on today sounds too close to a poop as it is.
Ain't that the truth.
Holy shit fucking best yet!
A toot MoM
"tootville" 😂
Support for Big Honkin' Titties.
Happy holilolidays, noisepuppet! Thanks for brightening stuff with your things.
My gawd I need more Wavy News
Ease up on the ass gas, President.
I want a weather lizard, where can I get one for home?
The only reliable source of weather lizards seems to be North Korea.
Big Balloons Dangeroussss
newspuppet
that's a lot of noisepuppets
I'm going to add WavyNews... and WavyNews.fapfapfap to my favorites right now.
I'm sorry, we don't have chill at the moment.
What's the actual source on these?
Big balloons dangerous.
These videos are a lot of fun.
I noticed you have a new pfp.
SnanS.
Are you still looking for voice actors for newspuppets?
Yes, write me at noisepuppet at the common domain gee mail dot kom, but spell it right. Hoping this is a bot proof way to post it. I'll send you an idea of what we're looking for. Thanks!
Scratch that, somehow a personal inbox was opened at that address which does not belong to me even though I've owned this account for over a decade. If you or anyone else has written to it and received a reply please let me know. Meanwhile I'll be setting up another inbox. Thanks for your patience.
I hate when North Korea walks out of the US.
Very PR Gnus
Source?
VOA radio newscasts. The date in the title is always the date of the broadcast. They are archived at the internet Archive. Usually I use one from that morning. The current ones are at VOA radio's website.
spoogebob
Dank
TooT
😂😂😂
*Nåijspüppëtt*
Poopy The Ass Sponge LMFAO 🤣
I miss Wavy News