Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - The C&H Guide to Pregnancy
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- Опубликовано: 14 сен 2021
- Everything you need to know about pregnancy and giving birth!
Cyanide and Happiness delivers daily comics to your face-hole on explosm.net since 2005!
Shorts:
Protection
Pharmacy
Baby Factory
Bundle of Joy
The Delivery
Sad Larry Begins
Pregnancy
See and Say
Copycat 
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"Goddamn Pelicans!"- literally everyone here
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hun
Its kinda cringe
The
Like line
Je ne peux pas expliquer
@@joocXD 😳
Parappa the rapper
*is busy feeding babies to the pelicans* Nope, still hungry. Pelicans got to eat too. HAHAHA
The Pharmacy has to be one of my favorite of all C&H videos. The days of playing Street Fighter II with my brothers on the SNES...what good times.
her screaming like blanka at the end tho. savage
If u think dat is ur fav u never watched the make a wish foundation one
The roar is just perfect!
not actual gameplay footage
Part 2 they make up
My favorite is the phantom pregnancy. I dont think Ive seen a scene quite like that in any movie thus far. Pretty genius.
i don't understand that one
@@jeremykalhok7324 neither do i. could anyone explain
She was the phantom and so was everything else.
@@berryrose8474 Ah I see. Thanks for the explanation. Pretty creepy for a C&H episode
@@jeremykalhok7324 yeah me neither
Fun fact, if you buy condoms and one break making the woman pregnant, if you bring the baby to the pharmacy before the condom’s expiration date they have to refund the condoms AND take care of the baby. That’s how they get their staff.
im not sure if its true or not so im gonna let people discuss this when they"l'll answer
heh
@@SolaTheUnknown It's true, that's how I got rid of mine. I even got a free condom along with it! If you're smart, you can get free condoms for life
You got it wrong its not the pharmacy but the producer who is responcible
@@MrYitzhak guess bring the used condom to them and smack them in the face with it
10:57
"You may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting!"
Martin: Im outfarting your outsmarting.
@@vikinglife6316 IT WAS ONE TIME!!
@@alexterra2626I HAVE PROOF RIGHT HEEEERE
“Protection” is the cartoon that introduced me to C&H and hooked me forever.
Footsteps is the first video I ever watched on c&h and that got me interested in their shorts
same
Initial thoughts: Oh, Larry was born only after 3 months of pregnancy
*Realisation*
Oh, his mother is horrible, got it.
No they got pregnant first then got married :/ it doesn’t mean she cheated.
@@SupHapCak the realisation is that she continued to drink for 6 months of the pregnancy.
@@SupHapCak When did they say she cheated
@@SupHapCak you good?
Contracting FAS is valid enough reason to cry and ruin the best day of your mother's life...
I suddenly feel very depressed imagining myself in sad Larry's place.
I can't believe I'm actually feeling sad watching a C&H video. Poor Larry
Want to feel wholesome when watching a C&H video (also not that common)? Then watch the three "Tiny Style" videos - I like them so much!
C&H: First the Cyanide, then the Happiness
That just shows you still have your humanity. Feeling bad for things you should is a good thing, a reminder you still have a heart especially when the world is getting less compassionate.
@@skz5k2 Great observation
That's the cyanide
So sad Larry was given birth by tired Marry and angry Barry!
Marry?
@@drharoldpontiffcoomer It had to be a "rr"
And no grandparents, Sherry and Terry. And where is uncle Jerry
@@RITD_Vortex You totally forgot about cousin Harry...
@@Sifflkek Don't forget Aunt Karry
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that baby larry already had ass hair? 6:59
And a 5 o'clock shadow
Yoo xd
and a barely visible beard
lMAo
Yes
Fun Fact, the Pelican one is actually realistically accurate. Pelicans will eat ANYTHING that can fit down their throat, even other pigeons/ducks.
So if you made a giant pelican and you had it remote control just for the movement part of the legs then could you basically have a remote controlled giant vacuum that could actually eat anything
@@tonyacatlett3683 Anything living, yes.
Goddamn pelicans!
I’ve seen that happen with a seagull where it swallowed a rabbit whole. Fucking terrifying.
@@xD00TD00Tx saw that video. Rabbit was so large compared to seagull, it ended up looking like a penguin once it was done eating,
“The Delivery” is hysterical enough by itself, but it gets, like, infinitely funnier when you realize that presidents are referred to as ‘President [last name here] which makes that couple’s last name be Mr. and Mrs. Baby.
Me: *types a whitty comment*
Pelican: *flies in and eats my comment*
Me: GOD DAMN PELICANS!!!!!!!!
I can see your comment. They must have spit it back out. Rubbish.
Or it could also mean.....Shoresy was eaten by the Pelican as well. Therefore able to see Derek's comment
Fairly sure there is no H in witty
Ah don worry i|
And i can even|
Wait... Someo|
GODDAMN PE|
They steal my half of comment
I was expecting the one with the Hunter shooting storks and getting random children
U got a stack of lieks
Wow! That was surprisingly long, I never realized how many pregnancy and baby episodes you guys have done
Kdsozsosoos❤🎉🎉🎉😚
Fun fact: these videos makes our days better
That Larry episode did NOT make my day better
@@vindovilles3419, "our" isn't a synonym for everyone.
@@Pockie141 hi
Is your plan to sell your channel because you hit 15k subs already
When did you start the challenge of 15k ?
The new fetus fighter alpha 2 gameplay looks great! Can’t wait for full release
Can't wait to see the master of birth known as miss kuma and her deadly shun goku birthu!!!
He What you want. I think you should be able to make some good friends just don't know how old they are, and what they are. o.
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EU MARIA CECILIA.
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9 Months is worth it for this!
Not to Sad Larry
Oh I see
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Oh so that’s how I became stupid I was punched too much by the other unborn child
Not to kids smh
what’s really funny is that today i’m having my first born the day you release this
Make it a happy Larry
Name it Cyanide
Name it SHREK if its a boy
Congratulations to you! Hope all goes well.
I hope it's an easy labour and you'll be surprised that your bubby probably won't cry, but be hungry XD Enjoy the newborn cries because they have this little shaky sound that is gorgeous, oh and they smell beautiful too. Teach your bubby sign language so it can communicate with you before speech kicks into, but obviously when it's a little bit older. Just enjoy your bubby and record every milestone, I wish I had.
if i was larry, i wouldnt be able to handle life, props to larry to being able to endure all the hate.
He tried to end the pain but life wont let him, poor larry
Oh, no. Don’t misunderstand. Larry tried to off himself. The universe just refuses to let him die.
@@Penguinmanereikel isnt that unnecessarily cruel
He couldn't endure it tho
@@CA-by2br yes, yes it is
That poor poor Nintendo Switch...truly a tragic loss. T_T
Yes
@Damien Paz Wut....?
@Damien Paz AH okay.....surprised I've never heard that term before.
10:58 took me a moment to realize what he meant by "No I got YOU!"
What did she mean by “No I got YOU!”
The book said that babies learn by copying their parents, the baby copied the dad by " Going to work ", and the baby was then pole dancing, meaning the mother was going to the cub and pole dancing for other men, while the father was also following the baby to catch the mum.
The commissioner from narc knight supports babies working at strip clubs
If 2 pregnant women have a fight that’s basically a mech battle.
No one:
UPS delivering a package: 2:56.
My favorite is the stork trying to get it over the fence
Same!! I’m surprised peeps aren’t mentioning it in the comments?
The fact that the family didn’t care that the baby said the F word made them repeat it a ton of times made me die laughing
same
I guess you can say... C&H always delivers.
Badum tshhhh
… by pelican
8:44 The Phantom Pain
Ok, now I want an entire episode of President Baby
*show
9:56 now that is some child
3:36 you've break a Nitendo switch 😂.
6:26
This baby already knows the pain of being alife
My theory:
This baby is reborn and just remembers from his before life how sad it is to exist
All babies are borned by mom's womb.
It's sure they will cry 😂on their birth.
8:35 this is their only short that has genuinely creeped me out
But i didn't understood, what happenned...
@@Clanscy-om Phantom Pregnancy...
Doofenshmirts birth.
I like how the whole family is saying fuck and continued saying that!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Just finished watching Reincarnated as a Slime, those hadokens from Veldora, now here, I can't stop laughing.
Bro this is the wrong video you are commenting on. But still, the Kame Hame Veldora did made me laugh so hard lol. Honestly can't wait for the final episode.
Wow spoil alert
Same here
@@Z-YAN-MZNI lol, and that light novel he was reading was 3x3 Eyes right? I haven't given myself time to finish it.
That’s crazy cause I just did the same
“I need a god damn margarita” lmao
9:51 even the baby gets it
1:05 I think this one my favorites
Agreed
Next time I have a kid and they throw a tantrum I’m gonna go “eagle is cranky, EAGLE IS CRANKY”!
The last short was probably the cutest cartoon I’ve seen…except for the pole dancing🤣
1:00 awesome mech battle
The classic Ryu / Ken pose and Blanca Celebration
😭🥺😢🤰🤱
Plottwist: The baby really was just copying his father at the strip club.
8:29
This scene could very well be taken out of context.
Yes
I dont get this joke
@@oscatgaming1840 such purity, be free of the burden of knowledge young one.
Every seks education class should use the 1st video as a teaching aid
Better method than in Japan
5:07 most hilarious crap i've seen
10:06 😂😂😂😂
The last part killed me😂😂😂
Insane plot twist
7:23 Doofenshmirts origin story
7:00 it kept me laughing 😂 speed it up
😂😂😂😂😂
Sad Larry begins just makes me angry
The Pharmacy gives me vibes of Peter Griffin Vs Washee Washee
As amazing as ever it always makes me wonder what to feel so I just laugh it out
6:17 I hate baby Larry’s parents
0:41 those baby's will grow up to be one of the best fighters in the world
3:13 Oh poor baby 😭
Who said😅?
Man, sad Larry has got to be one of the saddest character stories in c&h
♡ he is definitely crying but the other baby throws a bottle at him to make him cry MORE XD
I love the baby shorts. Always makes me laugh :D
2:48 I love how it claps its beak.
For the ladies who fought, are they mechs? The babies are pilots and then they get ejected when the mech gets “destroyed” or takes a certain amount of dmg.
The bird be like I forgot I have wings.
Hey look me and sad Larry have something in common lol
Wow . I just ran out of stuff to catch-up on . And this drops
Finally! my childhood memories 😃
You good bro?
That puts being a Mum into prospective XD Thank you for helping me and it explains so much XD
It took me too long to realize mom was a stripper
1:26 Hadouken 😭🤣
10:00 😂😂
Mom: Baby learned new word
👶:Fk
0:30 And that's how I met your mother.
5:12
USA starter pack.
Stamp, birth certificate, gun
Why guns🙄? Are they theif or cop.
7:05
Bruh
Saying bruh is normie
Hey, that’s exactly what I described to my Pakistani coworker when he asked me what I knew about immigration.
I told him “I don’t know anything, sorry. When you’re born here they just stamp Made in the USA on your head when you come out and go ‘Congratulations, it’s an American.’”
2:29 whenever u lose to a team in New Orleans.
THINK, MARK, THINK 1:32
I hope in the future some of cyanide and happiness's videos are in some sort of museum for all to see 😂
7:03 that’s my fav part
9:52 Also my fav part
Your channel is the best! Your animations teach me many things.. KEEP GOING AND I KNOW YOU WILL REACH 11M SOON!!
The fuck, yours is a channel for children.
If a pregnant woman goes underwater, is she a human submarine?
Yes, next question
If she tricks for $5 on the underground and then gets pregnant, and the baby measures in at twelve inches, is the baby a Subway Five Dollar Footlong?! 🤣🤪😂🥪
That last one SLAYED me
Miss this! Stay safe everyone!
In first one the rubber broke
In second one the water broke…
In third and 4th one pelican broke
And in 5th one again water broke…
In 6th one tears broke…
In 7th one the mom broke..
8th one language kinda broke…
9th one the pole is broken….
😢🎉😊❤😊😂😅😢😅🎉😊❤
3:02 FED EX be like
Are they 😂? Better we should go with amazon?
At 10:51 there's a pub called the black-and-tan pub
the last one is my favorite
1:10 Me wondering whats Gumball and Darwin did this time
4:47 BIDOOF
The fascist who cannot spell
I added the extra o for OOF
After getting a job at Target this is hilariously relevant
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4:08 bruh i wouldnt exchange canada for america
You are crazy ever hear of anyone trying to sneak into Canada?
@@CAS89 Canada > USA
@@Cjnw Canada < U.S.A.
The baby’s first words was so funny
1:15 the baby fight
The baby was born in Canada. It doesn't matter if they trew him across the border.😅
Are you questioning America's decision?
So you're disrespecting the american highest constitution eh? Y'all be shot dead even if president baby wouldn't say us so
@@Vyrene I clean my ass with american constitution
0:06 😅😅😂
I absolutely love the street fighter ref in this
Fun fact: the baby is still born in Canada but landed in the US
The Delivery 3:52
Yay! I’m not first.
High Five
And i respect that
But still a normie
2:29 goddamn pelicans
3:37 goddamn stork
3:48 goddamn pelicans
I been watching you for 19 years for now
Somehow I thought that 2nd one was going be an abortion thing (especially for the loser).
Now I am just wondering if that baby now has brain trauma.
And to this day, I still find the "ghost baby" skit a bit disturbing.
5:17 is that Joe Biden??!!!!
Found the republican
No, Trump!
@@jonathansauceda589 * fascist
Well he's throwing a tantrum, so I'm just going to assume it's Trump based on the track record