"New Car / Volkswagen Beetle" - Gabriel Iglesias- (From Hot & Fluffy comedy special)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @PanchoAg96
    @PanchoAg96 11 лет назад +2055

    'He lives in the hood, I don't get out the car.' Best quote ever

  • @kevindiaz7297
    @kevindiaz7297 11 лет назад +3270

    "3 years ago I brought a beetle,not even thinking. "
    (everyone starts laughing)
    "Shut up that not the joke"
    MAN THAT MADE ME LAUGH

  • @XxBroadwaygonnabexX
    @XxBroadwaygonnabexX 10 лет назад +1954

    The funniest part of this whole joke for me was the thought of an actual Mexican gang member yelling, "YOOOOHOOOO!!!"

    • @whereisdabud8403
      @whereisdabud8403 10 лет назад +30

      Iknow right

    • @datboy3056
      @datboy3056 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @DesertLily9895
      @DesertLily9895 2 года назад +3

      Same 😂

    • @TFP360
      @TFP360 2 года назад +4

      Surreal as shit lmao

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 2 года назад +15

      I went to school with a guy who claimed he bussed tables at an IHOP in the less savory part of our state and that he used to see The Bloods in there all the time. I’d say “The Bloods and IHOP, which one will kill you first?” He’d say “I saw the kitchen. It’ll be IHOP.”

  • @hayleybean8788
    @hayleybean8788 9 лет назад +2885

    I went to see his standup live, and he told some classic jokes, this was the first one he told out of the "classics." The ENTIRE audience went "MARTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"

    • @sunthismarch
      @sunthismarch 9 лет назад +51

      +Hayley Dockum OOOODALLLEEEEE

    • @MrHasles
      @MrHasles 9 лет назад +42

      +Hazel Nut It's Orale :)

    • @thehernandezmediacorporation
      @thehernandezmediacorporation 8 лет назад +14

      +Hayley Dockum The same thing happened when he was at Frank Erwin Center in Austin, TX.

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 7 лет назад +10

      I saw his show the other night and he did this one and everyone flipped out

    • @almoraima3579
      @almoraima3579 6 лет назад +9

      Martiiin*

  • @CallOfDutyHero4Life
    @CallOfDutyHero4Life 10 лет назад +3039

    "Hey, its the fat and the furious" i died.

    • @jadesaunders9971
      @jadesaunders9971 9 лет назад +3

      Netflix

    • @marzao1875
      @marzao1875 5 лет назад +3

      i wonder if someone made a movie about that.

    • @Billy82605
      @Billy82605 5 лет назад +5

      Marzao Parent would be a interesting parody

    • @mackdiesel6437
      @mackdiesel6437 5 лет назад +5

      I was done for a good 10 minutes.

    • @sassyattitude101
      @sassyattitude101 5 лет назад +2

      Marzao Parent Idk about that, but they did make an animated segment a few years ago on Stand Up Revolution and the video is here on his channel so check it out 😉

  • @FragLikeIts
    @FragLikeIts 8 лет назад +806

    "Hey check it out it's the fat and the furious" 😂

  • @Achonas
    @Achonas 8 лет назад +851

    when i went to see him live, he stayed on stage, and retold the jokes we all asked him to do. love this guy.

    • @BonJoviMad100
      @BonJoviMad100 8 лет назад +21

      Same here, I've only seen him once. His buddies Maaaartin, Lance and G Reilly came to Brisbane in april of 2015, and I had the opportunity to meet them (They sat at a table at the end of the room), and they were awesome to hang with.

    • @Achonas
      @Achonas 8 лет назад +3

      Alex Lawrence aw man, i'm jealous now XD

    • @BonJoviMad100
      @BonJoviMad100 8 лет назад +9

      I said that I wanted to give comedy a go, and they were like "The stage is all yours" and I was like "....nah, I'm good" I probably should of done it, who knows where it would lead me

    • @lydocia
      @lydocia 6 лет назад +6

      For us too, he teared up, he said "I can't believe I'm famous in Belgium, and I come here and you guys know my jokes better than I do!" Everyone was saying them along, he went "so this is how it feels like to be a rock star!"

    • @deluna7479
      @deluna7479 6 лет назад +1

      miner69erher cool

  • @benanderson3029
    @benanderson3029 4 года назад +328

    "Three years ago, I bought a Beetle."
    *scattered laughter*
    ".....that's not the joke. Shut up."
    Always crack up at that part. Lol.

  • @ZombryaTheDark
    @ZombryaTheDark 9 лет назад +752

    I'm so glad I have a coworker named Martin. I yell his name out like this when I see him lmao

    • @MrMartinKyla
      @MrMartinKyla 9 лет назад +1

      ZombryaTheDark Nice :)

    • @BillyWunebuger
      @BillyWunebuger 9 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @ZombryaTheDark
      @ZombryaTheDark 9 лет назад +8

      ***** we were all fluffy fans so of course we would say that. Lol

    • @26demonizer39
      @26demonizer39 9 лет назад +6

      +ZombryaTheDark I do too haha

    • @n0sfreak
      @n0sfreak 8 лет назад +10

      +ZombryaTheDark You probably lose points every time you use that on "Martiiiiiiin"
      #SeeWutIDidThere

  • @raddrew42
    @raddrew42 5 лет назад +542

    "Orale!"
    "Hey wassup guys hows it going?"
    "How did you get in there esse?"
    "..."
    "HURRY UP MARTIN"

    • @tikycz8261
      @tikycz8261 4 года назад

      RadDrew42 what means orale

    • @raddrew42
      @raddrew42 4 года назад +1

      @@tikycz8261 hell if i know

    • @yeswhy9245
      @yeswhy9245 4 года назад +13

      It’s like Spanish for what’s up (something like that)

    • @raidernation1915
      @raidernation1915 4 года назад

      It’s ese

    • @yaxkingonzalez2728
      @yaxkingonzalez2728 4 года назад +4

      It's actually a Mexican Spanish word to say "Wow", show like some surprise, but It actually has a lot of connotations depending on context

  • @brentvenneman6710
    @brentvenneman6710 9 лет назад +226

    I fell off my chair with laughter.

    • @davidthorton8161
      @davidthorton8161 6 лет назад +4

      Brent Venneman Did that once at a party. Don't EVER mix Nos Energy drinks with screwdrivers. Ah, Chingado. Talk about feeling the universe vibrate at 3 in the morning? Shudders. Never Again.

    • @raddrew42
      @raddrew42 5 лет назад

      @@davidthorton8161 what

    • @jakeflores771
      @jakeflores771 5 лет назад

      How u get in there ese 😅

  • @mikeoconnell9019
    @mikeoconnell9019 2 года назад +30

    2:51 his most famous line😂 “20 bucks right there”

  • @jennastoltzfus3610
    @jennastoltzfus3610 8 лет назад +35

    When ever I get upset or am just feeling sad I watch one of Fluffy's clips and in mere minutes I am laughing my head off and feel a lot better. Thank You Gabriel Iglesias for doing what you do best!

  • @jasobres
    @jasobres 8 лет назад +695

    How'd you get in there, essé?! Lol!

  • @hendersonkelly28
    @hendersonkelly28 9 лет назад +80

    Gabriel, I watched this on Comedy Central last night and let me tell you; I laughed so hard I was crying!....You are so hilarious!

  • @LovelessAmaya
    @LovelessAmaya 12 лет назад +27

    I can not watch any of Gabriel's specials without dying of laughter. No matter how many times I watch these videos, it never gets old. MY FRIENDS AND I LOVE YOU FLUFFY!

  • @ahbahs93
    @ahbahs93 12 лет назад +20

    I keep repeating the part where he says :
    " Ooooooralleeey "
    over & over & over again .. it just never stops being absolutely hilarious

  • @erwing.-k1ng201
    @erwing.-k1ng201 5 лет назад +82

    Came back after his new "One Show Fits All" special and that was just amazing with him and the Houston Texas crowd was amazing they said everything with him. I just had to come back and see this. Long live the king of the Mexicans 😂. 20 years of of the best comedians and my personal favorite of all and R.I.P Mrs. Iglesias she will never be forgotten.

  • @goat504
    @goat504 4 года назад +27

    His best standup to date. This is a timeless classic

  • @jackieflax2014
    @jackieflax2014 11 лет назад +16

    This is one of my favorite skits from this video. This one makes me laugh the hardest. I love it when he talks about being in the hood. Love Gabriel, hope to see him in concert one day. :)

  • @jojoecutie123
    @jojoecutie123 5 лет назад +6

    " Hey check it out it's the fat and the furious!" I laughed so hard! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @denisleeroivillamiel6042
    @denisleeroivillamiel6042 5 лет назад +40

    Anyone watching this after finished One Show Fits All? Goddamn that show's ending made me cry tears of joy ;-;

  • @AnaVamp234
    @AnaVamp234 10 лет назад +47

    This is my favorite part in hot and fluffy

  • @SaLviiix3MaMiii
    @SaLviiix3MaMiii 11 лет назад +299

    I laughed when he said the fat and the furious

  • @themightystacker8475
    @themightystacker8475 10 лет назад +21

    I was laughing throughout, but 2:10 is where I went hysterical!

  • @iamdee2615
    @iamdee2615 5 лет назад +10

    I dont get tired of his joke even if i watch it over and over again

  • @bellymannewton9318
    @bellymannewton9318 11 лет назад +9

    been the biggest fan of fluffy since i was 15... from then to now (now im 24) he hasn't disappoint... keeping doing wht u doing bro funny as hell...

  • @lex-zi2uk
    @lex-zi2uk 5 лет назад +12

    just watched his recent Netflix special, he performed this very act at the end and I’ve never felt so proud and happy.

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 5 лет назад +3

      It made me tear up seeing how proud he was when everyone yelled "Martiiiiiiin" with him

  • @YessicaYazz
    @YessicaYazz 11 лет назад +32

    -Martiiiiiiiiiin !!
    -Oraleeee!!
    -hu uh.....im not turning around...
    -heeey!
    -hu uh...
    -Heey!
    - I don't see you
    -ju huuuuuu!
    -ggrr
    -Hey!
    -WHAAAT??
    - check that out! is the fat and the furious!
    XDDDD

  • @Sivuna
    @Sivuna 10 месяцев назад +1

    I got to see gabriel when he was on tour, he came to iowa and i got tickets for my birthday towards the end of the show he had gone over his time and still decided to do the jokes from his first special, i was saying the joke along with him, fun show to say the least.

  • @utility_tristin
    @utility_tristin 2 года назад +6

    2:51 when you tap the gas pump slightly in California

  • @Kzar5678
    @Kzar5678 13 лет назад +9

    I saw this episode on Netflix at my friend's birthday party. You're my new favourite comedian, Gabriel!!

  • @tamikarri4671
    @tamikarri4671 8 лет назад +42

    Fluffy: "shut up! *sticks tongue out*"

  • @willgordon8988
    @willgordon8988 5 лет назад +7

    Just watched your Netflix special. This joke NEVER gets old! Thank you Gabriel!! Also, looking forward to season 2 of Mr, Iglesias. Finished season 1 in a day ❤️

  • @Switzermale
    @Switzermale 2 месяца назад

    To me, this is the funniest part of all the shows. I couldn't stop laughing.
    Gabriel is the funniest comedian ever. To make me laugh is a huge feat!

  • @Shuyin534
    @Shuyin534 14 лет назад +7

    Wow how can anyone dislike this? He's so hilarious.

  • @dianarosales8189
    @dianarosales8189 12 лет назад +8

    "Ey!" "Ey!" "Yoo-hoo!" XD I'm not sure why but that yoo-hoo doubled my laughter :3 ^-^

  • @jakerkazamgamingchannel2507
    @jakerkazamgamingchannel2507 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:05 Yoohoo
    *growls* 😂

  • @tracyyoung224
    @tracyyoung224 4 года назад +1

    It's the fat and the furious.
    LMAO
    Fluffy is awesome.

  • @brianruohoniemi696
    @brianruohoniemi696 8 лет назад +56

    I remember when you came to the Target Center in Minneapolis, MN last year and you did this story and the audience, including me, were finishing your lines and you got so angry at us for knowing everything by heart.

    • @1014p
      @1014p 5 лет назад +1

      Brian Ruohoniemi that’s the sign when you need new material.

  • @0203timc
    @0203timc 12 лет назад +4

    He is so funny. You can't help but love fluffy.

  • @that1chick92
    @that1chick92 6 лет назад +5

    I’ve been to a couple of Gabriel’s stand ups and he always tells some of the “classic” jokes after he’s done with the new material and both times he’s told this story not only do you hear a bunch of white people yell “MARTEEEEENNN!” And say “Orale” but the whole audience says literally the whole joke as he tells it. Gabriel’s face was completely priceless.

    • @danadeering2418
      @danadeering2418 6 лет назад

      that1chick92 That so funny for fluffy 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 please let me know if you have any more questions for me let me know 😎 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 just for you girl 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Yeah

  • @joudalammari955
    @joudalammari955 8 лет назад +63

    "the fat and the furious"
    my friend and I thought he bought an actual beetle, as in the bug

    • @stare9177
      @stare9177 5 лет назад

      Same here without actually reading the captions carefully

    • @tibaazher2792
      @tibaazher2792 5 лет назад

      Me too

    • @1014p
      @1014p 5 лет назад

      Wow seriously, clearly a car just by the title. The joke would be it was an actual beetle.

  • @hyena849
    @hyena849 2 года назад +1

    Brrrrrrrrr “20 bucks right there”. Not anymore my friend that 60 bucks right there

  • @sumalways
    @sumalways 9 лет назад

    VrrrooooooooOooOOom...20 bucks right there....lmao so true u cant b doin that often. Love to Gabriel. Best job in da world to take aways people's tears n sadness n spread joy :)

  • @kyletobin1246
    @kyletobin1246 11 лет назад +5

    "Heyy check it out, its the fat and the furious."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @davidpiutau3805
    @davidpiutau3805 10 лет назад +16

    Rofl!!
    'Orale!'
    'Hey guys, how's it going?'
    'How'd you get in there, esse?!'
    Damn near died laughing. xD

  • @suadpolashek6400
    @suadpolashek6400 8 лет назад +7

    Fluffy u are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love from Dubai

  • @denisesumlin6852
    @denisesumlin6852 5 лет назад +2

    The Martin story never gets old lol,fluffy is my favorite stand up comedian

  • @BIGO-hh7dr
    @BIGO-hh7dr 4 года назад

    I didt even wait man I just vroooooommmmmmm!!! Man hopefully this man lives for at least 30 more years 🙏

  • @Fidozo15
    @Fidozo15 5 лет назад +9

    0:54 MARTIIIIIIN!

  • @homerkosko2376
    @homerkosko2376 3 года назад +9

    2:51 "20 Bucks right there"

    • @COWTEEN
      @COWTEEN 2 года назад

      Gas right now

  • @nalkizim5945
    @nalkizim5945 11 лет назад +16

    maartiiiiiin!
    oralie!

  • @RTAV108
    @RTAV108 4 года назад +1

    Each n every expression he has is priceless 😂😂😂 There is nothing like fluffy in the entire world...

  • @junng6848
    @junng6848 11 лет назад +1

    Thanks for uploading these amazing vids.

  • @connorburnett21
    @connorburnett21 8 лет назад +22

    I saw him live a gew weeks back and it was amazing

    • @akfrenzzy
      @akfrenzzy 8 лет назад

      Connor Burnett I wish I could see him live

    • @thecomedygoddess1976
      @thecomedygoddess1976 8 лет назад

      Josue Gonzalez15 ikr and I Ve inlay been watching for like one day

  • @Lorten1986
    @Lorten1986 14 лет назад +4

    "you cant be badass in a car that kills gas like i kill tacos"... Funniest thing he has ever said

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird 12 лет назад +38

    "How'd you get in there, esse?"
    To all fellow fluffy dudes, I tell you now, the correct response is
    "Forklift!"

  • @clouthy
    @clouthy 3 года назад +1

    2:51 is the best 20 bucks right there.

  • @luminouswolf7117
    @luminouswolf7117 Год назад +1

    “Don’t get out of the car”
    Hold my cigs

  • @sangredelic
    @sangredelic 13 лет назад +5

    His delivery is so perfect!!! Love him!!!

  • @angelohonrado3817
    @angelohonrado3817 4 года назад +3

    Everytime martin is in the argument you know its gonna be great

  • @takeshihiraoka5310
    @takeshihiraoka5310 8 лет назад +16

    crazy thing is I know a guy just like this Felipe.

  • @blackrose1347
    @blackrose1347 12 лет назад +2

    Yoo hoo made me laugh even harder than I already was.

  • @connorarmstrong8613
    @connorarmstrong8613 3 года назад +2

    2:50 this is what we came for

  • @whypster9067
    @whypster9067 9 лет назад +6

    Gabes the shit! Awesome sound effects

  • @Drumduggery
    @Drumduggery 10 лет назад +3

    This has been one of my favorites since i heard about you, but after watching the crowd beat you to the orale/martin the first time i saw you live was priceless. Not being able to tell a story from the middle. An act or the real deal, but it made me feel less alone while LMAO with a crowd of strangers for once. A hundred views later and i'd be doing your skit from the intro too.
    And keep your dogs lining up in single file with a shake of the bag. It shows and i want to see you perform again a few times over the next few decades.

  • @tatianavelasco1335
    @tatianavelasco1335 5 лет назад +5

    1:53 Redona!!! 😂

  • @Elle-mq8ij
    @Elle-mq8ij 6 лет назад +1

    Right now I am the most stressed out I n my life. I am so damd glad for Gabriel Iglesias' humor. 😂

  • @bubbastompers2143
    @bubbastompers2143 5 лет назад +1

    This is the video that got me hooked on the fluff-man
    Anyone else??

  • @kyletobin1246
    @kyletobin1246 11 лет назад +5

    I laughed so hard that I cried & fell off my bed

  • @calvincrews3885
    @calvincrews3885 6 лет назад +3

    Big man small car Volkswagen beetle the perfect fluffy joke that he drove himself into

  • @wallykai2772
    @wallykai2772 4 года назад +3

    still here 10 years later 🥺

  • @Luke130795
    @Luke130795 12 лет назад +1

    Gabriel did this joke in Sydney last night. Everyone said "Martiiiiiiiiiiiin" with him at the same time. It was nothing short of AMAZING!

  • @ThunderFist1978
    @ThunderFist1978 7 лет назад

    I should have been watching this guy way sooner than last year! I'm dying!

  • @pm6222
    @pm6222 10 лет назад +2

    This is my all time favorite

  • @cassian7862
    @cassian7862 4 года назад +3

    Wow I'm watching this 10 years late

  • @Ls_Tyy
    @Ls_Tyy 2 года назад +3

    2:51

  • @lonelywhale3337
    @lonelywhale3337 5 лет назад

    I had to come back here after watching the new Special
    It was amazing and so beautiful to re-watch this joke
    Fluffy you are a Legend!!

  • @justinjohnson7953
    @justinjohnson7953 2 года назад

    It’s 2022 and that “$20 right there” part it alive and well 😂

  • @vladgmi95
    @vladgmi95 10 лет назад +7

    Martín!!!!!!!!!!
    Órale!!!!!
    LOL

  • @nzsfinest
    @nzsfinest 3 года назад +3

    0:31 lol that was a funny joke even though it’s not a joke

  • @leeann8105
    @leeann8105 11 лет назад +5

    "OH MY GOD IT'S SO FLUFY"

  • @hollylevi4584
    @hollylevi4584 7 лет назад

    He told this joke at the Ohio State fair for a throwback on 7/30/17. Literally every single person told/yelled the joke with him. His reaction to us was funny enough. Did that with 2 more jokes. It was such a great show. So funny.

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 4 года назад +1

    "How'd you get in there ese?" Hahahahahaha!

  • @Micheal30567
    @Micheal30567 11 лет назад +3

    he's not fat...he's fluffy

  • @jessestjohn6111
    @jessestjohn6111 8 лет назад +23

    bet that car had stretch marks on it.
    btw its actually in one of his videos think its in the full video of this

    • @takeshihiraoka5310
      @takeshihiraoka5310 8 лет назад

      Jesse Stjohn LOL! the Volvo had stretch marks... HELLA FUNNY!

  • @eveningafterrain
    @eveningafterrain 3 года назад +6

    10 years later anyone?

  • @georgisorev3858
    @georgisorev3858 11 лет назад

    THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!

  • @WilliamLinaresdclxvi
    @WilliamLinaresdclxvi 3 года назад +1

    "That's not the joke, shut up!" R O T M F F L M A O
    XD

  • @marinjimenez3259
    @marinjimenez3259 10 лет назад +3

    This is Betty Jimenez. My 10 yr old son is ur biggest fan. Ur the best.,

  • @glowstonegunners7000
    @glowstonegunners7000 11 лет назад +23

    Fat and furious hahaha

  • @Ginnygirl04
    @Ginnygirl04 9 лет назад +4

    Gangster 1: Orale!
    Gabriel: Hey what's up guys? How's it going?
    Gangster 2: How'd you get in there Ese?
    loool xD

  • @dawnpierce2795
    @dawnpierce2795 4 года назад

    I love watching Fluffy!!!! He is so look funny!

  • @stephenshowalter3204
    @stephenshowalter3204 7 лет назад

    Gabriel Iglesias is the most funniest comedian I have ever seen.

  • @tatianavelasco1335
    @tatianavelasco1335 7 лет назад +7

    0:21 Differences between this picture?

  • @Jeremy_Hill_2020
    @Jeremy_Hill_2020 10 лет назад +5

    can you come to socorro texas & go to Sanchez middle School & tell your funniest jokes please?, i'm your biggest fan

  • @chandlerfrazier
    @chandlerfrazier 2 года назад +3

    The joke about 20 bucks in gas hits way to hard these days.

  • @ignaciotroubleramos8648
    @ignaciotroubleramos8648 5 лет назад

    Me And The Family Fell Off The Couch Laughing Our Assess Off 😄😎

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT 3 года назад

    I love how he tells the story! First time he went he called for his friend then skips to upgrading the car! Lol its like his friend never came out the first time he visited!