Average IQ of Each Guilty Gear Main

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  • @magatsuvale
    @magatsuvale  3 года назад +4792

    I'm biased without the i

    • @Ultradragon16
      @Ultradragon16 3 года назад +114

      Jokes on you my brain ignored the "i" until I saw "without the i"

    • @imanrachschani5340
      @imanrachschani5340 3 года назад +36

      1:07 I think they got 10 IQ and not more

    • @NixLeonis
      @NixLeonis 3 года назад +5

      Chad.

    • @fdsoulmann
      @fdsoulmann 3 года назад +67

      'm biased?

    • @NixLeonis
      @NixLeonis 3 года назад +4

      @@fdsoulmann my god.

  • @rubbermage751
    @rubbermage751 3 года назад +2195

    "IQ average pulled from a sample size of 3 players" I'm fucking dead 💀

    • @sheipi9978
      @sheipi9978 3 года назад +100

      Wtf how did he find 3 people that played faust????

    • @flayncele
      @flayncele 3 года назад +116

      @@sheipi9978 it's not faust bro he's talking about anji

    • @dustinnabil798
      @dustinnabil798 3 года назад +12

      @@flayncele are you stupid? Thats obviously Chipp.

    • @harlannguyen4048
      @harlannguyen4048 3 года назад +47

      Should have been 51 IQ.

    • @JackFrostSMTReal
      @JackFrostSMTReal 5 месяцев назад +2

      You’re wrong too, he’s talking about Goldlewis

  • @saddemon2022
    @saddemon2022 3 года назад +1904

    "Landing 3 command grabs is their definition of peak" because you're dead after 2.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 3 года назад +68

      And that’s just if you’re fighting Sol, if Pot gets a buster on ya? May as well just concede the round

    • @georgegkoumas5026
      @georgegkoumas5026 2 года назад +60

      Man I play Chipp, if Potemkin has meter I'm dead in 1

    • @lucacrab
      @lucacrab 10 месяцев назад +18

      true, graplers are peak

    • @JJacksonJ
      @JJacksonJ 6 месяцев назад +12

      first buster breaks the back, second buster breaks the spirit

    • @chrisyentastic379
      @chrisyentastic379 6 месяцев назад

      @@JJacksonJ thirst is just for fun

  • @megan_tensei
    @megan_tensei 3 года назад +13952

    Average human IQ: 100
    Average Strive player IQ: 90
    Sounds about right

    • @lolagaci
      @lolagaci 3 года назад +150

      Avarage human iq is 90

    • @fornax985
      @fornax985 3 года назад +789

      @@lolagaci nah it's around 100

    • @draw_neos-5064
      @draw_neos-5064 3 года назад +385

      Avarage Fighting game player IQ: 90
      Actually acurrate

    • @waves2198
      @waves2198 3 года назад +591

      Smh strive players ought to stop blaming the beasts

    • @maxwell2428
      @maxwell2428 3 года назад +33

      @@fornax985 depends on the country

  • @theyun-kinator3036
    @theyun-kinator3036 3 года назад +1100

    "The hornier the stupider"
    I have never been so offended by something I completely agree with

  • @tehwelorg
    @tehwelorg 3 года назад +2335

    We Axl mains dont fight over dino nuggies, we are perpetually stuck in a loop of politely offering/refusing the last one.

    • @dominicbrunsmeier7830
      @dominicbrunsmeier7830 3 года назад +192

      Exactly it's a war for them. Because we all want to pass them out politely and share.

    • @robertmoore5002
      @robertmoore5002 3 года назад +74

      As an Axl main, can confirm.

    • @Zar-Dread
      @Zar-Dread 3 года назад +114

      The only reason it doesn’t expire is the time stop.

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +109

      Oight yew cun havvet maight!
      New new, I quite think yew oughtta eat it.
      I do love me a gewd dinosaw chicken nuggit, but I reckon iss awl yaws

    • @robertmoore5002
      @robertmoore5002 3 года назад +45

      @@100mgreen I both love Axl’s voice and hate it right now. Thank you.

  • @GreyRush
    @GreyRush 3 года назад +1040

    As a zato main; I’m flattered; but I’m really just praying you don’t know how Eddie works the entire time

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 3 года назад +159

      I’ve been playing since Xrd Sign and I still can’t tell what the fuck the shadow is doing, I just do my best to close the gap and not let Zato breathe for fear of the void returning amd running a train on me

    • @donsancho6690
      @donsancho6690 3 года назад +88

      @@malikoniousjoe Basically, if we ever c.S to HS into Invite to Hell, it means eddie went byebye and our blockstring is over. It's our hail mary.

    • @scorpio0494
      @scorpio0494 2 года назад +5

      Frog go weee

    • @supawithdacream5626
      @supawithdacream5626 Год назад +4

      Leap frog 200 iq pick one

    • @critedps9424
      @critedps9424 Год назад +4

      funny frog frog into spikes gets them every time :]

  • @pr0l0gue
    @pr0l0gue 3 года назад +10199

    As a Sol main; my instincts are telling me I’d be offended by this if I could read

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi 3 года назад +180

      @Leith Aziz PAGY Didn't you read his comment? He can't read!

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +124

      @@KaguraHibachi do you think HE could read the comment to tell that he can't read???? -Potemkin main, making an astute observation before my turn w the brain cell is over

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi 3 года назад +7

      @@100mgreen He said it himself

    • @MrAncop
      @MrAncop 3 года назад +102

      I press the buttons and cool things happen on screen

    • @mattakudesu
      @mattakudesu 3 года назад +3

      I almost woke up my gf laughing at this

  • @Articstics
    @Articstics 3 года назад +271

    As a Pot main on keyboard, being able to land a Pot Bus at all is my definition of peak.
    Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my glue.

  • @Honorablepleb
    @Honorablepleb 3 года назад +5721

    As a Potemkin main I... uh... I don't... remember what I was gonna... oh well. Good video, I liked when Potemkin was on screen. I like Potemkin because he grab 8^)

    • @kikito3850
      @kikito3850 3 года назад +612

      As another potemkin main...I uh..forgot...anyways, SOCIETY.

    • @puellainsomnio3641
      @puellainsomnio3641 3 года назад +620

      i can't read but this comment says potemkin in it and that's my main

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 3 года назад +172

      An honest member of society.

    • @serph2951
      @serph2951 3 года назад +156

      Grabbler good

    • @Chaos-bq6mc
      @Chaos-bq6mc 3 года назад +131

      Ironically, this is one of the smartest and most clever comments I've seen.

  • @Lostnote98
    @Lostnote98 3 года назад +189

    Thank you for the 200IQ compliment, but being perpetually stuck in training mode is more accurate.

    • @Moslinov
      @Moslinov Год назад

      Naw fr

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera Год назад +6

      The idea is that people who can play him in real games are geniuses, so you're just saying the same thing with different words.

  • @jushis
    @jushis 3 года назад +4922

    I agree with the Jack-O one. Pretty insightful.

    • @personguy2262
      @personguy2262 3 года назад +106

      Yeah, like, super perceptive of them to interpret those kind of players, almost inspirational you know

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 3 года назад +26

      Just double the Gio caption and it's perfect really

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 3 года назад +2

      @@uhoh7545 true lmao

    • @TyWitUhE
      @TyWitUhE 3 года назад

      @@personguy2262 Dafuck is y’all talkin bout? She ain’t even out yet

    • @clutchcake7717
      @clutchcake7717 3 года назад +3

      @@uhoh7545 nah, the milla caption suits her. 😎

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace 3 года назад +135

    "Let me get this straight, you think sociopaths make for the best waifus?"
    I-No mains: "I do, and I'm tired of pretending they don't."

    • @scorpio0494
      @scorpio0494 2 года назад +3

      Terumi confirms this

    • @smithbabies7886
      @smithbabies7886 9 месяцев назад +4

      Hot russian women are better than bdsm rock witches in my opinion, but you do you

  • @agentofd00m
    @agentofd00m 3 года назад +1069

    As a Ky main, I would argue that our IQ drops to 30 once our hp hits red. Having Dragon Install available immediately fries most of our brainpower.

    • @dog_catcher3496
      @dog_catcher3496 3 года назад +174

      If dragon install was taken out of the game my winrate would immediately skyrocket

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 3 года назад +83

      As an Xrd Sol I concur. I earned the whole tension bar, I’m gonna spend the whole tension bar, I don’t care if DI won’t give me advantage in the situation, I don’t care that I’ve done this literally every round thus far and my opponent an read me like a pop up book, DI Grand Viper go brrrrrrrrrrr

    • @lunastie39
      @lunastie39 3 года назад +6

      as a ky main i agree

    • @funnycoffinman9700
      @funnycoffinman9700 3 года назад +70

      So... It's "Dragon Install: Brain Uninstall" then?

    • @tabkg5802
      @tabkg5802 2 года назад +28

      Alas the curse of the true combo "DI into lose" lives

  • @moriya480
    @moriya480 3 года назад +857

    As a Ram main, it’s painfully accurate. A Ram player’s IQ triples the moment they learn they have moves other than Sword Throw

    • @guidomista5
      @guidomista5 3 года назад +53

      Wait what?

    • @Quikanims
      @Quikanims 3 года назад +56

      Duh, they have f.s and hs too!!

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 3 года назад +69

      If a Ram throws a sword full screen while I'm no where near a corner I immediately lose all respect and get salty when I inevitably get clipped by said random sword.

    • @moriya480
      @moriya480 3 года назад +7

      @@Quikanims come on, we also have 2H into sword hit confirm!
      i miss gatlings sometimes

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +26

      Ram has moves other than sword throw? Are you sure you're playing Strive...?

  • @placeholdername8680
    @placeholdername8680 3 года назад +101

    If you were to take the numbers on screen during GoldDick's segment, you can see that the 47 IQ tied with the mention of the number 3, while also including the 1 extended finger of the alien friend, actually equals 51

  • @free_playstation_2
    @free_playstation_2 3 года назад +551

    me and the boys adding negatives to the iq scale

  • @SkullTheLegless
    @SkullTheLegless 3 года назад +64

    Correction; Faust mains have 600 collective IQ, but the braincells are shared between each of the mains.

    • @SkullTheLegless
      @SkullTheLegless 3 года назад +12

      The average IQ of a single faust player is sadly less than 1

  • @GiantRobotUppercut
    @GiantRobotUppercut 3 года назад +3336

    You had the perfect chance to give Goldlewis players an IQ of 51. Shameful.

    • @magatsuvale
      @magatsuvale  3 года назад +903

      I thought of it after the video was uploaded, real shame

    • @Radec_G
      @Radec_G 3 года назад +211

      thats a good number
      loveeee that number

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 3 года назад +95

      That's a real 50 IQ move

    • @dazedgreninja7743
      @dazedgreninja7743 3 года назад +37

      Big brain idea. Do it when Jack-o comes out

    • @iwatobi0127
      @iwatobi0127 Год назад +1

      Why tho?

  • @justv7536
    @justv7536 Год назад +22

    How can you predict what I'm going to do if I have no clue what the fuck I'm doing?
    - Me, a Faust main

    • @B4dr4bbit
      @B4dr4bbit Год назад +2

      I like your funny words doctor man, in shall join the bag head club

    • @justv7536
      @justv7536 Год назад +3

      @@B4dr4bbit Welcome, here's your free comically large scalpel and a banana peel to boot, as well as a tiny bag head fella

  • @babafgc3795
    @babafgc3795 3 года назад +1311

    Potemkin mains like myself having neutral IQ shows even more proof that pot is the most balanced character

    • @nopenope6372
      @nopenope6372 3 года назад +26

      Zero is not a neutral IQ

    • @babafgc3795
      @babafgc3795 3 года назад +249

      @@nopenope6372 yes it is because it isn’t positive or negative.

    • @nopenope6372
      @nopenope6372 3 года назад +5

      @@babafgc3795 0 is the lowest "possible" score on the iq test

    • @babafgc3795
      @babafgc3795 3 года назад +298

      @@nopenope6372 then explain how sol mains IQ is in the negatives. Checkmate.

    • @SpiritFighter900
      @SpiritFighter900 3 года назад +66

      @@nopenope6372 gottem

  • @Acidrain-yc9qr
    @Acidrain-yc9qr 2 года назад +35

    As a Faust main.. I sometimes have -179 IQ then hit some godlike combo by complete accident and it goes up to 99 for like 2 seconds

  • @lautaro9935
    @lautaro9935 3 года назад +2438

    Actually true iq of Faust mains is “?”, because most of the times, you are doing random shit around the screen
    I know it, as a Faust main.

    • @BRUHH-fe7wi
      @BRUHH-fe7wi 3 года назад +393

      As a Faust main, I fully agree with this comment. When I go unga bunga mode my IQ fluctuates. Sometimes +999 IQ, sometimes -69 IQ.

    • @twoinone_
      @twoinone_ 3 года назад +426

      Faust mains true advantage is not knowing what they're doing but they're doing it

    • @Honorhhhb
      @Honorhhhb 3 года назад +178

      @@twoinone_ all the way, I only win when I strategically push random buttons

    • @Napstablooky
      @Napstablooky 3 года назад +158

      Faust Main IQ is as random as the item RNG

    • @idk72.
      @idk72. 3 года назад +206

      Faust mains are playing warioware, we have half a second to react to what we got from the item throw and do something, the thing is that we don't know what that something is and we end up doing the weirdest decisions

  • @matthewcolter
    @matthewcolter 3 года назад +33

    I play Zato and Potemkin, so do the 200 IQ and 0 IQ for each balance out to make me a perfectly average 100?
    These are the questions that keep me awake at night.

  • @gaiden_tai
    @gaiden_tai 3 года назад +1041

    "Y'all persistent, if not loyal"
    Me, who never played a GG game other than Strive and still mains Faust: I guess I'm just 60 IQ then

    • @CenKyne
      @CenKyne 3 года назад +53

      You should check out Faust from previous games. I'm missing that Faust :p

    • @Raxyz_0
      @Raxyz_0 3 года назад +102

      The best kind of Faust player, you play for what he is instead of what he should be. Those have at least double that IQ, lol.

    • @Pikana
      @Pikana 3 года назад +9

      Oh, come another Guilty Gear or two in the future and that description will be accurate.

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +41

      @@CenKyne he misses the prostate exam. Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'im.

    • @najeebrazuck2912
      @najeebrazuck2912 3 года назад +27

      Faust was top tier character in any GG games except Strive

  • @overlordvera4014
    @overlordvera4014 3 года назад +66

    Me learning potemkin at first: "ok so most his moves hit hard in exchange for being slow. Alright. Maybe some short combos will work while using his long reach"
    Me now after a few hours of practice: "pot grab. Grab good."

  • @blazerchocobo
    @blazerchocobo 3 года назад +697

    Chipp-eating was a good one.
    Anyway, this is accurate.

    • @blazerchocobo
      @blazerchocobo 3 года назад +19

      Bar the breed of Millia mains who memorize one combo path and when they get read they think they got no damage and/or tools.
      Which are more than one might think.

    • @blazerchocobo
      @blazerchocobo 3 года назад +5

      @Leith Aziz PAGY And that's the point lmao. No matter the character, there's always gonna be some scrub that wants more buffs for free wins without understanding what niche (and consequently, which gameplan it follows) their character fills.

  • @lowieawa7379
    @lowieawa7379 2 года назад +51

    I love how the joke about strive players' low intelligence is never toxic

  • @jaksida300
    @jaksida300 3 года назад +4873

    Normal people: “Let me get this straight, you think winning with three consecutive command grabs is ideal gameplay?”
    Grappler mains: “I do and I’m tired of pretending it’s not”

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 3 года назад +199

      KOF grappler mains: “hey, as long as it works”

    • @Kross1995
      @Kross1995 3 года назад +211

      Grappler mains: “How about another command grab?”

    • @SolManDude
      @SolManDude 3 года назад +80

      i mean it takes a real idiot to get command grabbed three times in a row.

    • @duckfacefunni9074
      @duckfacefunni9074 3 года назад +206

      grappler mains dont think when playing we listen to our heart and our heart tells us "do the command grab"

    • @pr0l0gue
      @pr0l0gue 3 года назад +103

      Grappler: I'm going to make playing this game extremely unpleasant for both of us, but I'll enjoy it

  • @RushStudios101
    @RushStudios101 3 года назад +26

    as a Chipp main, this is 1000% correct. when i'm doing offline matches and not stressed out, i can do some neat shit. when i'm online and i know my rank is on the line, i basically just fall back on 5k -> 2k -> 2d and hope my oki is good lol

  • @meatbeaticus6849
    @meatbeaticus6849 3 года назад +337

    I picked up Strive *because* of Nago. Buddy told me about it and I love his design and he's super fun to play. I tried every other character as an alt but kept going back to Nago.

    • @Radec_G
      @Radec_G 3 года назад +17

      same here, i cannot live without spin go brrrrrr

    • @Xipheria
      @Xipheria 3 года назад +16

      yep, i played him on the 1st open beta this year and he is so good.
      tall, BIG AND HUGE ASS SWORD? he got me right away, now i just need to get the full game 🥴

    • @LuckyImpling
      @LuckyImpling 3 года назад +41

      For real. People thought he was bad at first, while I was just sitting there like "nah bruh you just did 20 specials in a row and wondered why you now have super cancer"

    • @MagicManCM
      @MagicManCM 3 года назад +4

      Same ngl. I was already looking to see whether it'd be my cup of tea since I'm usually trying out whatevrr with a friend that plays tons of fighters and I just gravitated to Nago so much. Once I saw him in action I just had to pick up the game.

    • @keltzar1
      @keltzar1 3 года назад +9

      I wanted to play Nago at first but was intimidated by his mechanics. Went with Faust 'cause I thought he was really cool, stopped 'cause he's got those weaknesses, went with Anji and stopped for similar reasons, and wound up back at Nago but feeling more confident with the game's mechanics.

  • @zanwrightmfwr756
    @zanwrightmfwr756 3 года назад +22

    Me who plays Faust persistently: Damn straight

  • @SydneySutterKolinkBattler
    @SydneySutterKolinkBattler 3 года назад +84

    Giovanna - "the hornier the stupider"
    We know but HEY!

    • @deadinside9565
      @deadinside9565 3 года назад +5

      Imagine playing a character because they make your bits tingle.
      Child labor laws were a mistake.

    • @JoshLeitzel
      @JoshLeitzel 2 года назад +16

      @@deadinside9565 all GG characters make my bits tingle

    • @lubedupducks2854
      @lubedupducks2854 Год назад

      I just play her because I like her moves..

    • @jimshotfirst4887
      @jimshotfirst4887 Год назад +8

      ​@@deadinside9565literally everyone in this game makes my bits tingle, GG characters are unreasonably attractive

  • @orio_edible
    @orio_edible 3 года назад +34

    As a May main...
    You give us too much credit lol

  • @SarcasticWanderer
    @SarcasticWanderer 3 года назад +60

    I never noticed how much it looks like May has a beer gut till this thumbnail.

    • @Jake-yz3qv
      @Jake-yz3qv 3 года назад +27

      Its so she can tell Johnny she's pregant

    • @SarcasticWanderer
      @SarcasticWanderer 3 года назад +3

      😆

    • @lukazade1
      @lukazade1 8 месяцев назад +4

      May and the people who play her (me) must constantly be drunk if they think the 8th dolphin in a row will work

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lukazade1(it does)

  • @oliviawallace3636
    @oliviawallace3636 3 года назад +19

    The I-no/milia take is APPAULING
    But as a gio main, can confirm

  • @Setteri_
    @Setteri_ 3 года назад +193

    Nailed it on the Nagoriyuki one.

    • @zenith1040
      @zenith1040 3 года назад +17

      I am laughing at everybody who thinks he’s not top 5. His moves are too good that blood rage is not that much of a factor if you play your cards right

    • @solaireofbadciv914
      @solaireofbadciv914 3 года назад +5

      @@zenith1040 Nago is strong once he gains momentum, he does well against Sol but literally explodes against Chipp/Axl/May/Zato.
      I'm not so sure people will still think he's top 5 when they realize that FD is extremely effective against his mixups. Yes he's very good, but not top 5 imo.

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 3 года назад +10

      In all seriousness. I've played since D1 and I don't understand how people didn't see how fucking busted he is.
      He covers the entire screen and if he gets in with a C.S he basically wins.

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 3 года назад +5

      @@solaireofbadciv914 .. as a Zato player ima call BS. He can hit Eddie out of literally everything but his counter from an entire screen away.
      Which you shouldnt be letting Zato in anyway.

    • @James-oj6ru
      @James-oj6ru 3 года назад +5

      The ONLY thing that keeps him from being at sol level is the blood rage.... which buffs your attack and super... _but no special_ and no health

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha 2 года назад +6

    as ramlethal player, i have tendencies to throw my stuff at random people IRL then run up to them to grab it back

  • @ltlu2875
    @ltlu2875 3 года назад +213

    As a millia main I approve on behalf of all of us lord knight stans

    • @Furekami.
      @Furekami. 3 года назад +16

      Lk is the GOAT

    • @GypsyDanger2000
      @GypsyDanger2000 3 года назад +14

      Lk is indeed the fucking GOAT

    • @jojak0512
      @jojak0512 3 года назад +11

      I'm a sol main but yeah lk is cool

    • @smallestlord8293
      @smallestlord8293 3 года назад +11

      Good to see all the millia mains in this reply, except that sol guy.

    • @Kevopat
      @Kevopat 3 года назад +3

      LKGod

  • @SupremeLordBruv
    @SupremeLordBruv Год назад +8

    I play Potemkin and Faust and took an actual IQ test. came out as 130 so I guess glue and loyalty make me marginally above average

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea Год назад +5

      Damn, never thought I'd see another Potemkin Faust co-main.

  • @Rickydu971
    @Rickydu971 3 года назад +120

    As an anji main, yes.
    But having a lower IQ than Leo players kinda hurts lmao

    • @MilkShotaSasuke
      @MilkShotaSasuke 3 года назад +17

      as a leo starter player, i do not agree that anji is that low. but really potemkin needs to be just as low as sol. as they are just sol players but with better taste

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +20

      Unga gorilla may HAVE those IQ but it doesn't mean they ever use it in matches

  • @RuckusHuckusYT
    @RuckusHuckusYT 2 года назад +10

    As a fellow Potemkin main,
    [finishes Gilk drink] yes 3 busters is the goal, but 3 HPB is peak monke mode

  • @squalace_
    @squalace_ 3 года назад +69

    Missed opportunity to give Goldlewis mains 51.

  • @niblet8308
    @niblet8308 3 года назад +9

    Anji players have an IQ of 25.
    25 as a percent is also known as a quarter.
    Henceforth: Anji players only know quarter circles

  • @zefraath5102
    @zefraath5102 3 года назад +73

    Kinda saddened about how you didn't make a joke about the Faust mains being just one hive mind

  • @mubarizminhas4688
    @mubarizminhas4688 Год назад +3

    'the hornier the stupider' but have you heard of post nut clarity iq level rises to 600

  • @ZephHaathun
    @ZephHaathun 3 года назад +53

    The - on the Sol one was a 1 standing up but Sol accidentally hit it with a fS.

  • @mustardmission6081
    @mustardmission6081 3 года назад +8

    The 30 iq in ungamentals really spoke to me as a Leo main

  • @EternumTagerMain
    @EternumTagerMain 3 года назад +89

    I mean, if Potemkin lands 3 Command Grabs on you, that's on you.

    • @domc9801
      @domc9801 2 года назад +1

      Acting like you WON’T GET COMMAND GRABBED!!!!!!!

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain 2 года назад +5

      @@domc9801 I have a Tager profile pic.
      I know the art of the grab more than most my friend.

    • @Keanotix
      @Keanotix Год назад

      @@EternumTagerMain Out of curiosity, can Tager kara his command grab?

    • @EternumTagerMain
      @EternumTagerMain Год назад

      @@Keanotix I don't think so

  • @yannicreicher6811
    @yannicreicher6811 2 года назад +4

    I have literally never played Guilty Gear before, but apparently I've listened to Smell of the Game and Armor Clad Faith enough to start getting GG meme recommendations

  • @iceruz1914
    @iceruz1914 3 года назад +65

    As an axl/pot main my Iq averages out to 25 which makes me an incredibly smart pot player but an incredibly stupid axl player which I think is accurate

  • @ButterBeerChugger
    @ButterBeerChugger 3 года назад +6

    All I'm getting from this is that aside from one character, you can get a lobotomy and still play this game

  • @Terrabreak133
    @Terrabreak133 3 года назад +78

    *Chipp 150 IQ* "Might be a Chipp main but it too early to tell"
    *Potemkin 0 IQ* " Oh ye, Chipp main"

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +19

      This gets even funnier considering the Chipp v Potemkin matchup, on the one hand, how can you ever get hit as the Chipp player. On the other hand, if you do, painful, agonizing 55% of ur HP Potemkinnnnn Busssaaaah

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 3 года назад +10

      @@100mgreen "I only have to hit you once DesNerd!"
      Potemkin probably

    • @LadislausKallig
      @LadislausKallig Год назад

      No, it's the average then

  • @erizoh
    @erizoh 3 года назад +8

    Gotta recognize, maining laust is all about loyalty to your character tbh

  • @matshbocks
    @matshbocks 3 года назад +71

    Ram isn't running to pick up the swords. She's running to pick up you.

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +27

      I wish Ram would pick me up 😔

  • @ichi_san
    @ichi_san 2 года назад +5

    "The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist" THIS LINE IS SO RAW LOVE IT
    Grear video

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 3 года назад +104

    How dare you
    Assume my IQ reaches double digits.

  • @asheremile5364
    @asheremile5364 Год назад +1

    I might feel bad for making half the cast not be able to read but boy do I love dolphins

  • @zmx132457
    @zmx132457 3 года назад +23

    0:15 that sounds something like someone who got pot busted 3 times in a row would say

  • @babadook1283
    @babadook1283 3 года назад +3

    "Ungamentals are stronger than words" had me freaking crying dude.

  • @nickromano3087
    @nickromano3087 3 года назад +314

    In defense of Anji mains, fujin is like the only move arcsys let him have back. Like I dropped the whole ass game when I realized they took his entire kit out of the game.

    • @_GuiltyGhost
      @_GuiltyGhost 3 года назад +37

      Not to mention, his frame data is not really that good

    • @slurpfung906
      @slurpfung906 3 года назад +3

      Guard point moves? never heard of such a concept-Daisuke

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 года назад +32

      wow so you dropped the game just cause 1 character you liked wasnt what you expected in a NEW GAME, just wow man

    • @butteredtoast3032
      @butteredtoast3032 3 года назад +6

      @Cristo Alba me personally, i like games like rev 2, there is so much shit you can do, just an endless mix were you either dont let the opponnent play the game, or you dont get to play the game, its frustrating at times but man, the best fighting games i played were just like that! i like strive, but it needs a little more spice, cause it can actually get boring sometimes cause it feels you are doing the same shit all the time and most players play their characters in a very similar way... too bad fg are just getting to "casual" these days

    • @tryinoproductions5374
      @tryinoproductions5374 3 года назад +29

      @@butteredtoast3032 When you consider that a lot of the cast's move lists have been neutered, it's understandable why he left. I still play the game, but it gets boring and frustrating being limited to just 4 good moves out of 10 of them.

  • @Salmonwithfeet
    @Salmonwithfeet Год назад +1

    Hello? Us hyper-intelligent ram mains also know mortobato, meaning we know TWO WHOLE MOVES?? That is one more than one move, we are clearly extremely intelligent

  • @goblinsinc.8274
    @goblinsinc.8274 3 года назад +98

    Me seeing this as a Zato Main "WOOOO BABYYY"

    • @100mgreen
      @100mgreen 3 года назад +1

      Uh oh he's smart

    • @koncentra5767
      @koncentra5767 3 года назад +3

      zato is cool as fuck i can never complain when im fighting one even if it feels bs because i know how complicated and technical that character is

    • @normlord6357
      @normlord6357 3 года назад +11

      there may not be alot of us but at least each of us counts as 2

    • @pilotomarcos610
      @pilotomarcos610 3 года назад

      I played a shit ton of heritage of the future so i becamed zato main in the beta
      I dont have heritage for the future

  • @bossanova74
    @bossanova74 Год назад +2

    as someone who has never played a single guilty gear game, this feels like a personal attack

  • @krown_of_G
    @krown_of_G 3 года назад +31

    I would like to thank you king sir for describing me and my brothers perfectly,
    The online name i picked was "faust's husband".

  • @backgotpains
    @backgotpains 3 года назад +3

    “Ungamentals speak louder than words”
    I found this unbelievably hilarious

  • @joeyharry3043
    @joeyharry3043 3 года назад +77

    When I saw I-NO, I said “fuck” since I main her. Then I saw Millia and I got happy since she’s my secondary and tbh I’m having more fun with her than I-NO.

    • @hiiambarney4489
      @hiiambarney4489 3 года назад +20

      And I clapped my hand square in my face when I read this as you actually gave a damn about some unwashed shitposters opinion on the internet :D

    • @coolwolf506
      @coolwolf506 3 года назад +1

      @@hiiambarney4489 lmao

    • @nagotron
      @nagotron 3 года назад +1

      @@hiiambarney4489 The videos is pretty accurate tho :^)

  • @welcometoseveneleven801
    @welcometoseveneleven801 3 года назад +6

    As a main Giovanna and ramlethal I can confirm. Actually is scary how accurate this is

    • @erizoh
      @erizoh 2 года назад +4

      Of course you main Gio and Ram. Lemme guess, you bought both Jack-O and Baiken

    • @welcometoseveneleven801
      @welcometoseveneleven801 2 года назад +1

      @@erizoh no, cause I'm poor :"

  • @Gimmick_
    @Gimmick_ 3 года назад +16

    my last two brain cells arguing if we should do the overhead on Fuujin for the 8th time in a row

  • @TheBossManBoss319
    @TheBossManBoss319 3 года назад +5

    As an axl main I’d like to point out we all collectively share one brain cell and we trade it off everyday.

  • @NeroKaligula
    @NeroKaligula 3 года назад +23

    least salty guilty gear player

  • @craftedteens
    @craftedteens 3 года назад +4

    As one of the 3 Goldlewis mains, my IQ is exactly the same as this behemoth typhoon

  • @vigorouslethargy
    @vigorouslethargy 3 года назад +18

    As a Millia main, I appreciate the facts you've provided here.

  • @captainphoton1693
    @captainphoton1693 8 месяцев назад +1

    Part of the 0% so high you need decimals to even see how bro and I are peak. Glue eater gang rise up.

  • @ezlomacks6533
    @ezlomacks6533 3 года назад +8

    This is why us axl mains aren't at the top yet, we've yet to determine who gets the braincell

    • @fireblaze7240
      @fireblaze7240 3 года назад +1

      Mom said its my turn on the braincell

  • @MrRyu45
    @MrRyu45 3 года назад +1

    You just don't know the refined flavor of aged paint.

  • @mse-678
    @mse-678 3 года назад +14

    as a chipp main, i am offended but also flattered

  • @remymabboux6480
    @remymabboux6480 3 года назад +2

    Landing 3 command grabs as pot isn't a definition of peak, it is the peak

  • @James-oj6ru
    @James-oj6ru 3 года назад +12

    As a Axl main, never before we are so offended by something we fully agree with

  • @vicrod9928
    @vicrod9928 Год назад +1

    I'm an Ino main: I should be offended, I could be actually, however I'm mostly focused on Ino's picture rather that the description

  • @mak450
    @mak450 3 года назад +6

    "ungamentals"
    ...STOLEN

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 2 года назад +1

    For Giovana there I was hopeing for something about her mains being jojo fans since her name is the second name for part 5’s protagonist

  • @MundoSD
    @MundoSD 3 года назад +12

    I feel torn about Nago. I used him in the beta and have gone on to main him in the full release, but I was going to do so regardless of his actual tier lol

    • @tristanbryan3067
      @tristanbryan3067 3 года назад +2

      I used him in the beta then used Zato for like 2 or 3 weeks then realized I like having health so I went back to nago

  • @k.m.k.2976
    @k.m.k.2976 2 года назад +3

    As a Potemkin main i chuckle at how accurate it is.

  • @mooglemog4726
    @mooglemog4726 3 года назад +5

    Some of the most insightful analysis I have ever seen

  • @FemboiMars
    @FemboiMars 2 года назад +2

    I have never played this game and I can still feel the salt required to make this video

  • @NuclearTaco-oz4mi
    @NuclearTaco-oz4mi 3 года назад +5

    As a potemkin main, this is factual as we are heart based players not mind based.

  • @jakeinator2005
    @jakeinator2005 6 месяцев назад +1

    Haven't played Guilty Gear, but I'm going straight for the shotokan on this one. Insult my IQ all you want, but that's my fighting game style.

  • @leandrusi4533
    @leandrusi4533 Год назад +5

    0:21 whats with May's belly tho???

  • @itzfrluas
    @itzfrluas Год назад +2

    Ironic how us Sol mains have negative IQ when the man was literally a scientist.

  • @dqlemon6775
    @dqlemon6775 3 года назад +4

    As a Nagoriyuki main I thought I was gonna get more shade, but nah I'm laughing

  • @AutisticJesusGaming
    @AutisticJesusGaming 2 года назад +2

    New to fighting game community but is that a pregnant woman with a ship anchor

    • @helloidharbl6753
      @helloidharbl6753 5 месяцев назад

      That's an 11 year old with a ship anchor. Welcome to Guilty Gear.

  • @krowbard
    @krowbard 2 года назад +4

    As an Axl main... gimme those god damn Dino Nuggies.

  • @joaov2374
    @joaov2374 3 года назад +1

    About Jack o, now that shes out, it was probably around 80 IQ on Xrd, but now i have to be like 200 IQ to play it

  • @noahboddie3482
    @noahboddie3482 3 года назад +6

    As a Zato main I approve of this video 5Head

  • @R-Blazer
    @R-Blazer Месяц назад

    "throws swords fullscreen and then runs into you trying to pick them up"
    Potemkin mains: *"It's free real estate!"*

  • @NobleWish
    @NobleWish 3 года назад +13

    Haven't played GGST often, but when I first got it, Nago clicked with me instantly so I guess I have 150 IQ

  • @sleepingthroughdays
    @sleepingthroughdays 8 месяцев назад +2

    We need an updated version

  • @fluorideinthechat7606
    @fluorideinthechat7606 3 года назад +6

    I bought this game and played it with a friend. We both never played a Guilty Gear game before, closest thing to a fighting game we played was Super Smash Bros. So we decided to pick random characters, and I chose Nagoriyuki because vampire samurai sounded cool.
    After beating my friend with seven normal hits I swore I’m totally playing this guy competitively.

  • @Rayunn
    @Rayunn Год назад +2

    As a bridget main i see this as an absolute win