this game is the almost perfect representation of it, all its missing is maple syrup fountains hidden amongst old growth maple forests, moose that tower over the tallest man, and a Tim Horton's on every corner
Everybody fucking loves Christmas, All the girls, all the boys, Who's been naughty? Who's been nice? I dunno Santa, Why don't you fucking tell me, Jesus Christ.
+iored94 8bitmmo pc specs Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated graphics is fine, or really any wire & tin foil you can cobble together that looks like a GPU. Network: Broadband Internet connection Hard Drive: 200 MB available space Sound Card: If you don't have one, just make beep & boop noises with your mouth when appropriate. Additional Notes: You can probably get this to run on a toaster. (MY TOASTER HAVE 64KB RAM FFS faulty shit)
Someone should do the math to figure out the mass of the blocks of wood that the Timberman chops away and multiply it by the total number of global chops to see how many forests bored games have cleared.
+RegurgitatedNews (warning this is very loose math and is in no way more than an approximation) I'm just estimating that each chop is 5 feet, because its about a foot shorter than timberman and for the sake of making this easier. the most common tree in the amazon rainforest (to be political and all that) is the "palm euterpe precatoria" which averages around 30 feet tall. so we have 6 chops per tree which would make the total amount of trees chopped 9,707,687,819 and change, disregarding the fact that there are only 5 billion euterpe precatoria's in that region, there are around 525 trees per hectare in the amazon rainforest which would be 18,490,833 hectares of trees. which converts to APPROXIMATELY 71,393.5 square miles of rainforest chopped down. the amazon rainforest is 2,124,000 square miles, which means that 3.36% of the amazon rainforest has been cut down by this game. theoretically.
FINALLY a game where you aren't restricted by the rules and regulations of the National Canadian Lumberjack Foundation Association of Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sips I unlocked Diablo, my first time playing Timber Man. and I'm in a sub-plain of reality comprised of pure and utter madness that never meets our basic human expectations, and I have no hands, and I'm two years old, and I hadn't had breakfast yet that morning. But you are looking good today, so I have no doubt you could have done so in half the time it took me, stay fantastic.
Anyone thinking of getting this game, I'd recommend "One Finger Death Punch" instead. It has similarly simple controls and challenging gameplay but there's so much more depth.
series please, i feel like there's a really in depth story to be explored that's gonna take at least 100 episodes to do justice to!
Live stream it every day
+Plebbed Guy in diapers breathes through his skin.
***** The joke
your head.
So this is how Valhalla looks like for Canadians?
Yes.
The only difference iz there are no beavers
this game is the almost perfect representation of it, all its missing is maple syrup fountains hidden amongst old growth maple forests, moose that tower over the tallest man, and a Tim Horton's on every corner
Bobert91 no, That's normal Canada
Piglatin Iglatinpay i'm confused. Are we still talking about Canadian Valhalla or regular normal oil industry based Canada?
Everybody fucking loves Christmas,
All the girls, all the boys,
Who's been naughty?
Who's been nice?
I dunno Santa,
Why don't you fucking tell me,
Jesus Christ.
+xEl Gringo Loco how sips stole christmas
+xEl Gringo Loco time stamp?
+Yollom 12:05
+Yollom around 11:48
+xEl Gringo Loco i feel like your name and picture dont match at all
Sips' true Canadian self has been released.
Sips, try standing in front of the tree. There are no branches there.
"minimum specs - ram: 2gb"
Wut.
+Ben W Dem log graphics.
is 2gb too much to ask nowadays?
+iored94 For this game I think it is...
No it's the fact that their is 5 frames for every animation! LIKE HOLY SHITU HOW IS BF4 SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THAT?
+iored94 8bitmmo pc specs Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Integrated graphics is fine, or really any wire & tin foil you can cobble together that looks like a GPU.
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Hard Drive: 200 MB available space
Sound Card: If you don't have one, just make beep & boop noises with your mouth when appropriate.
Additional Notes: You can probably get this to run on a toaster. (MY TOASTER HAVE 64KB RAM FFS faulty shit)
Listening to sips without watching the video:
"Ramble ramble... ah shit.. ramble ramble ramble.. Fuck.. ramble ramble..."
what do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off
sips I have gotten so many cheap circumcisions holy shit
I got circumcised with a blunt plastic spork.
+The Definitive Nicolas Cage Get Reked Who hasn't?
OH COME ON FIRST THE MAIN CHANNEL NOW THIS SHIT?
++Sips What if I want a Samsung galaxy S6 edge?
++Sips lol niiiiiiice, #notrealsips
Someone should do the math to figure out the mass of the blocks of wood that the Timberman chops away and multiply it by the total number of global chops to see how many forests bored games have cleared.
Ye olde lumbarjacke mathe.
+RegurgitatedNews (warning this is very loose math and is in no way more than an approximation) I'm just estimating that each chop is 5 feet, because its about a foot shorter than timberman and for the sake of making this easier. the most common tree in the amazon rainforest (to be political and all that) is the "palm euterpe precatoria" which averages around 30 feet tall. so we have 6 chops per tree which would make the total amount of trees chopped 9,707,687,819 and change, disregarding the fact that there are only 5 billion euterpe precatoria's in that region, there are around 525 trees per hectare in the amazon rainforest which would be 18,490,833 hectares of trees. which converts to APPROXIMATELY 71,393.5 square miles of rainforest chopped down. the amazon rainforest is 2,124,000 square miles, which means that 3.36% of the amazon rainforest has been cut down by this game. theoretically.
+BanasrusGames ow. My head.
+BanasrusGames i love that you did this xD
***** haha thanks man
It's a whole dollar here in Canada ;~;
Well I believe Yogcast are in England so here it would be 50p
+XxconnorgamingxX. Sips isn't English 😂
+ChocoMonster789 Sips lives on Jersey though
+7thTester Which isn't England I admit but it's a crown protectorate just of the coast of France and uses pound sterling
+ChocoMonster789 But he's in Jersey which is part of England and uses the pound
This is the best sips Lego talk I've ever heard
"lets try fucking santa claus guy" that would sound weird out of context
FINALLY a game where you aren't restricted by the rules and regulations of the National Canadian Lumberjack Foundation Association of Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am watching a Canadian playing a video game about chopping trees.
Fuckin' fantastic.
Now there needs to be a Canada simulator
The Other Guy Isn't that what we're watching?
Sips' is a lumberjack and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he works all day...
79p = 50 cents? lol
+JesusGreenBL Good one! Here let me try! Nick Cleg killed my family!
+JesusGreenBL *MLG air snorts*
+AstroGamerSteve it's actually MLG air horns
The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely.
I'm actually impressed Sips managed to ramble for the whole video, high quality rambling too
Hey +Sips, where did Cities:Skylines go? I want to see Sipsville in the night!
For a RUclips daily gamer, he worked out why he was dying pretty quickly.
"ahhhhhhh ok"
-sips 2015
9:55 I do think fucking Santa Claus is a bad idea Sips, you might not get your presents this year!
Sips I unlocked Diablo, my first time playing Timber Man. and I'm in a sub-plain of reality comprised of pure and utter madness that never meets our basic human expectations, and I have no hands, and I'm two years old, and I hadn't had breakfast yet that morning. But you are looking good today, so I have no doubt you could have done so in half the time it took me, stay fantastic.
"Hey 30 million people agree that this game here Timberman is only like 50 cents lol! "
What?
Sips, you're spoiling us with all these evenings you are currently having. It's like there's an evening every evening! WHOA!
Jesus, it's like the new flappy bird! 0-0
Anyone thinking of getting this game, I'd recommend "One Finger Death Punch" instead. It has similarly simple controls and challenging gameplay but there's so much more depth.
lel, sipss i gut santa claws on my first try and Im only 12
did you want a fucking medal
+GhostsAnd Hosts Well I got Obama on my first go and I'm still in the womb
Becky Morgan yeas7
+Becky Morgan Woosh
+GhostsAnd Hosts I am not even in the womb yet and I finished the game first try
10:43 Funny enough, Santa Clause is actually unlocked from the very beginning. You don't even need to chop a certain amount or anything...
"Let's try fucking Santa." Yep. This is probably one of my favourite Evening with Sips' ever.
This game was really big on phones in high school. It favoured left handed people though.
+Cheesy muff Good I'm left-handed
+Cheesy muff Well FINALLY! After all of the games I couldn't play because I'm left handed.
How'd you get a 17 minute video out of this? GG Sipsy XD
"Lets try fucking santa claus as well" Sips 2015
9:54
Another super simple and super popular game, that I could have made in an afternoon that I'm kinda mad at myself for not thinking of it first...
Fun fact: In Icalandic having "timber-men" means having a hangover.
30 Million people play it regularly. Almost all Canadian. I hear they play it when they takes breaks from cutting down trees.
1/8th of the viewers liked this video, at this point. that is an impressive statistic.
For those who don't know, dropping baby bears from a tree onto a trampoline is actually a quest in world of warcraft.
I feel like 1 finger death punch would be a definite win, that game is dope. Yo sips! Play that shit!
He's a lumber jack and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day...
did anyone else imagine sips ramming a helicopter into a tree when he was talking about the chopper
jesus christ that music is awsome.
It's Flappy Bird with a lumberjack. They should combine the games and call it Flapjack.
This was on iOS a long time ago. This is a Polish game, too.
this is the earliest I've ever been on a youtube video
Headache simulator 2015
Just listen to this with your eyes closed and say goodbye to your innocence.
I spent a long time trying to unlock the entire cast of Every Loves Raymond
sips is officially the best canadian ever
a treevening with sips
Can we get a 50+ episode series of this plzty
The perfect game for channeling your inner canadian
looks like a pretty fun game, thanks for the video Sips.
this reminds me of when sips was addicted to placing trees in cities skylines
Hahahaha..."The whole cast of Everybody Loves Raymond" :D
The ramble, love it
Do a series of this please!!
Canada, also known as: "The Union of Lumberjacks"
i want moar bounty train or skyshines bedlam
"Let's try fuckin Santa Claus" - Sips, 2015
Santa Claus is actually unlocked from the start
This game has actually been around since like forever on Google play.
Oh god. Sips' noises makes it sound a lot less innocent than it is. *chop chop* "Ohh yeahh, give me my fix!"
It's gotta be said. I think Sips could get on the pro circuit for this game.
Everyone who says they got Santa their first try didn't play the game, he's free
I lost it at Teldrassil, I don't know why. Hahaha.
'Timberman' also known as 'Dick Ripping Simulator 2015'
If you close your eyes, you can hear the exact same sounds that were made while his son was conceived.
PLEASE PLAY OVERLORD SIPS IT'S REALLY FUN AND REALLY CHEAP ON STEAM
Its a good game, but Sips ain't kill in' no baby seals.
Sips is Canadian he should be good at this, but then i remembered, it's sips!
ayyyy
Nice profile pic you got there..
watch shots with you eyes closed IM DYING
Sips should be a master at this...
Yay!! Another 2D style retro game..!! Such an original idea!!
This game should be Sips' Jam since he's Canadian
Then again every canadian is gonna hit the world record
PLOT TWIST, SIPS IS TIMBERMAN!!!!
WHATT???
I had timberman a year ago on my iPhone, well before I ever had flappy bird, to answer your question sips, it is indeed an iOS game 😂
I have tears in my eyes, how can one man be soooooo bad at games? it's just so hilarious
Intense game!! This game needs esports!!probably 100,000 views
Sips is getting more dadly by the day.
lost it at playing as Santa. WHATTTT!!
A morning with sips!
SERIES HYPE
was this game made by paradox? It's main menu button design looks just like "knights of pen and paper"'s.
oh sips, lol, i got santa claus on my first try and im only 12 years old!
I got the iOS app during the video, high score of 132.
16:00 thanks dad love you too
Sips, making strange noises. hmm. Perfect Video
Is it just me or has Sips said "ah shi..." everytime he died?
Its actually more in USD because GBP is very valuable. Much Money. High Value.
Sips... Isn't Santa free?
This video contains some grade A ranting. And i fucking love it
There you go guys. You just got to watch Sips chop down trees in his underpants.
You've done that exchange rate the wrong way. 79p is basically $1
*Aw,aw,aw,aw, i wanna go so fast, oh yeah so fast, awwww its like an arcade machine, aw yeah aw god*
He's actually so good at that game, I spent 10 minutes on the app version but I got to 40 and quit
An evening with sips: Warcraft 3
Funnily enough, I did get Santa on my first try, but I'm not twelve.
It looks. Sensational! historical juice 11
Series please!