The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 539 "Dangerous Parenting/Universal Studios" (FULL EPISODE)
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
- Pete considers dangerous parenting and Sebastian has an awful time at Universal.
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I am laughing so hard at Sebastian's rant about Universal. It's so true.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
Sebastian your $1300 was so worth the story time for the cast 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well spent, for our entertainment.
It was hilarious
@@rackmarkus absolutely
Sebastian - could include this story in your next special - it is funny enough!!!! May be the management of Universal Studios will get the message and lower the fees!!!!
This podcast was so hysterical, I’m listening to it again! 😂😂😂😂
Sebastian ranting the whole show had me dying🤣. He was on fire for this one, Universal had him triggered. One of the best episodes ever!
I can't stop laughing at Sebastian's story about Universal Studios 🤣 🤣🤣 His annoyance level is so relatable. Ah, the joys of being an older dad.
I laughed the entire cast. I was on the treadmill and almost fell off 😂😂
What's feaking hilarious is how Sebastian's face got red JUST recollecting this visit with his family. Ha. Cracked me up. Funniest guy's on the planet.
Btw we don’t live on a planet !!! We live on a plain
Universal Entry-you sounded like your Dad in Sears try’n to get a deal 😂😂😂
This complete episode is so HILARIOUS. I could not stop laughing.
My favorite is.....
1) Sebastian at the park with the family.
2) Sebastian getting Pete in a helicopter with a "goodie bag '
3) The coffee and tea.
Pete and Sebastian are a great team.
One of the funniest show they ever did. Just hilarious! So true about Universal Studios, and exactly the same at Disney world, where it's supposed to be the 'happiest place on earth '. Then Sebastian says nobody's happy, lol. I think the happiest place on earth is the parking lot cuz then you know your leaving. 😅
Regardless of being a millionaire, a true Chicagoan always asks “how much?” Never change Sebastian. Never change.
He didn't get there by getting ripped off right....
Well done! Sebastian nailed it this episode. He perfectly explained the Universal Studio situation.
They are so good together - but this episode is definitely one of the best !!! LMFAO!
Sebastian is back baby!!!!!!!
"Where are the people that did their kid's hair?" 😅 oh man relate to this so much "you don't do Grinch, then do teeth" omg 💀
"Get your priorities in order, teeth before Universal Studio". I was laughing so hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sebastian sold me on never going to an amusement park again lol that’s unbelievable. 😂
LOL Pete n his "coffee banter" LOL dude im cryin
I been watching for 2 years....and I don't know why this is my FAVORITE EPISODE HANDS DOWN 🤣😂
Pretty pretty. pretty ....pretty good
This was sooo good, been listening since almost the beginning!
Hit it out of the ballpark!
The weed stickers on his daughter's folder 😂
Sebastian’s face slowly turning with Pete’s weed stickers story 😂😂😂 PRICELESS
Now this was a funny episode! I laughed the entire way through. Thanks guys. Made my day!
Side splitting laughs guys thanks so much 😂❤
I just wanted to let you know that I bought a song for my husband after hearing the story about the song you bought for Lana. I worked really hard on the content, all the information, picking the perfect artist. I love the song! I had tears dropping from both eyes. I played it in the car while we were on a road trip and my husband said "What's this shit?" I said, "you don't like this song?" He said no the guy sounds like a dying cat" Nice. So much for meaning efforts and romance.
Sebastian is hilarious.. I would be pissed off too with everything he talked about at the park
haha, Pete's obsessed with Lionel Richie. 😆☕
Great show y'all !!
The coffee conversation had me dying. "You have to drink tea before bed? Fuck you." 😂
the subtle act out of Sebastian getting on a ride at 5:27 sent me. How tf do you nail physical comedy from a chair 😭
Pete thinks Sadie never smelled the pot before 😂 such stoner logic.
Pete Correale is awesome!! So funny😅
$1,200 is a different amount money to us than it is Sebastian.
But I like how he is like that is way too much
Rent $$$
Haha same thing I was thinking. Except I’d turn from the guy - pack it up! We’re going to the beach instead
I like how sebastian told his kids wave to the grinch, we're outta here! Lol
$1,100....these theme parks have lost their mind!! I'm so glad my kids are grown up and over this kinda stuff....my jaw about dropped; J/C!!
Sebastian was on fire today! hahaha
Now that’s the Sebastian we all appreciate!
That while episode was HILARIOUS!!!! And so true on the “coffee talk” after dinner 🤣😂🤪
I'm dying😂 You guys always keep me entertained. "They don't have any teeth!"
I like when the host puts out "help yourself" refreshments that are fun. Like for brunch, carafes with juices and chilled champagne and glasses. Maybe a charcuterie board station where folks can gather and stay busy while you're finishing meal prep. Toward the end, wheel out a creative desert cart. Help yourself makes it easier on the host too.
😂a teacher going to school seeing weed stickers on a students folder 😂
No matter what time these guys release their video, I save it for right when I'm getting ready for work. It helps me get in a good mood because I am not always happy to go in after being off, not knowing what kind of cluster*** I'm walking into. The Pete and Sebastian Show is therapy for me!
Hay Sab.
Now you know how we felt when we came to your show. At least the park is all day long AND you are doing OK with money
all i can say is: sebastian!! this is why most of us do some planning!! you're obviously doing extremely well financially so that you can even consider heading to a theme park without first checking what the entry fees might be before you just spontaneously head there.
All I can say is: Karen, you must be stupid. Because being a planner or being spontaneous is a trait completely independent of wealth. You must be deaf in one ear too because Sebastian literally said Lana is the opposite of Sebastian and they are both wealthy people.
See everyone, when you have two awesome comics who you can tell worked their asses off to get to where they are today, Sebastian had enough material from a two hour trip with his family, to have enough to do a bit. Thats talent right there
If you are the host, make the pot of coffee automatically and then when it is ready ask "The coffee is ready - who wants coffee?" Usually most people in the room will say, "I'll have a cup." And you serve it with the desert and bring out a try of milk and sugar and cream for them to help themselves to how they like their coffee.
It's an Italian thing! I'm married to a German and he's clueless too. LOL Been there and done that at the parks! Pete, your kidding yourself if you think Sadie doesn't know what your doing. Good Cast guys!
Yo!!! Pete has to be one of the coolest dads ever! Sadie is gonna be a really cool kid as she grows up! 👍
I got a baby girl coming in a few months and I hope I'm as cool a dad as Pete!!!
Shout outs from Miami!!!
I was born and raised in Chicago and skeching was one of the funnest things to do every winter
This is one of my favorite episodes - listening to Sebastian's account of Universal. So hilarious!!!
I'm not even half way through and it such a great episode. I have to wonder how Patrick keeps quiet in the background while Sebastian is on his rant. LOL
Seb should take a look at HIS ticket prices.
i wanna re(match) Rewatch...still laughing even after a phone call. still a smile on my face
@@nomadicmedia wow, I will binge.. I've done a few since I started listening in Nov 2020
But going back to the start onwards.seems fun
@@nomadicmedia I'm new here but I started maybe 20 episodes back from this one back. Would you recommend starting from the 1st? Did settle into their groove later or was it gold from the start?
One of the best pods in the game
“This potter people”😂😂😂
I REALLY enjoyed the coffee discussion at the end. Lololol
I love the fact that you guys know about skitching. Man, did we have some fun years ago here in DC. We'd laugh our asses off when, all of the sudden, our buddy would reappear after like an hour. We'd ask him, where the heck did you go? He'd say, oh man, I got a great ride and went all the way to the National Zoo and back. When guys tried to get a ride and missed, we'd also fall on the floor when the car would take off with our buddy's glove wedged into the bumper. Ah, I love it. Great times and thanks for the memory on that!
We did the same here in Connecticut. The UPS trucks had enough bumper for a few of us to hang on to. Great memories.
Sebastian if you're looking for material for your next comedy show..THIS is it. Amazing hilarious episode!
How nice Pete & his wife would reach out to Sabastian to get help if the was stuck on Mount Everest. To have that much faith in a friend to help you out in your time of need. Priceless ❤️🙏 That my friends is what life is all about. Having compassion for your fellow man. God would be proud❤️
$70 for parking!!! Holy smoke - that's a days work salary.
I have to tell you both, this is one of my favorite shows. Pete and Sebastian! You guys crack me up! I absolutely love you guys.
This is GOLD!!!!
hahahh Pete's demonstration on how 'Tom has an espresso when we watch tv' lol....more physical comedy Pete! Love to you both
from Canada
coughed up a lung or two on this one, guys ... Funny funny - thanks so much - Knowbody luvsya ;)
Sebastian Bro’ Your A National Treasure!! Thank You For All The Great Laughter!! Always Stay Strong,And Never Give Up.
I had to pay $50 to park to see sebastian at Newark
Omg, I needed this today! Thanks for the laughs
Pete is a whole rebel lol
Soul rebel- gladiators🇯🇲
Just hearing the story about universal made me never want to go! I was exhausted just by hearing all the shenanigans 🤣
damn very funny cast best one in awhile lol, seb was epic today haha
Sebastian redeemed himself as Mr. Funny Guy! Appreciate your talent guy!
I’m waning on Sebastian trying to integrate his working class background into his superior rich condescending attitude. I know it’s humor, but punch up. I’m still here for Pete
Me too!! Get so tired of Sebastian’s bragging! And besides Pete is so much more funny!
Sebastian on FIRE can relate to alllllll keep coming back every tuesday keep coming back
Skitching we called “Boot Hopping” here in Cleveland, Ohio. It was sooo much fun!
Ahhhh... the Ole "getting mad before you get outta the car at Disney theme parks!!" TOTALLY understand my friend i am the same way!! It's definitely the Italian in me and being raised by an Italian father who bargained with everything! He would've tried bargaining the parking price 100 percent!! 🇮🇹 lol
This was one of my fave episodes this year. They do need a restaurant restaurant..
(in a whisper) the password is . . .
"ELEVEN HUNDGE"
Pete, talk to her, stay open & honest, you can't go wrong.
And just when I think I’ve heard the funniest podcast I hear another one!!!😂
Sebastian is so F-kin funny bro, I’m 😂 over here.
That's why universal is making such expensive movies nowadays. Great cast!
sebastian is absolutely one of the funniest people on earth
Pete is hysterical!!! Switching. I love it!!
I literally am crying, choking, dead ☠️ hilariousssssssssss… every second
"No teeth... family of 5" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those Universal prices are ridiculous. Almost as bad as Sebastian's ticket prices and the cost of his merchandise attached to this site! 🤣😂🤣
I'm STILL not half way through and this is gold x 1000!!
as soon as i’m through the gate i know the sooner i leave the more i save it’s insane
11:44 is pure gold 😂😂
Dam this episode might be the funniest that $1200 walk in price is now with it
He’s getting mad even talking about the lines on the pod 😂
HAHAHAHA how about when one person wants decaf…that’s when my blood starts to boil!
BEYOND HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!
Can’t wait to see Pete at bananas . Great episode
LMFAO "Whoville" LOLOLOLO
Pete, skitching was great. LONG ISLAND thing. Member doing it with the school buses. We did it from ages 7 till at least 15
Skitching...wow. Brings back great memories (LI too here). Is it really just a LI thing? Can't believe we used to do that ! Fun times. My choice was UPS trucks !
I think Pete's bang on with his analogy of growing up with all of our parents basically that generation drinking and smoking
good show fellas ! i always love to watch you guys while i wake n bake and drink a little coffee .. ill take mine black, thanks lol
I wanted to comment on every subject, spoke about today. But, I would have ended up taking up all the space, in the comments. 😂 LOL! 😂. I Love this Show! Keep it up, Pete & Sebastian! ❤️💙
Opening me all the way.... You're not alone in your ways Sebastian! 🤣😂🤣😂
Skitching on Long Island NY 1974 all day long it was like the Winter Olympics for the town degenerates. Hilarious 🤣
58:14. Anybody that has ever worked front of the house feel’s your pain Sebastian. Just because I asked if you want coffee doesn’t mean you can have any. But its part of the hospitality game. Love it. Thanks for the laughs guys. Keep it up!
Definitely the best podcast on earth!! I was laughing so hard on this one!!!
Get your priorities straight... get some teeth first 🤣🤣
Sebastian I completely feel you on the shit show that is those amusement parks. I went to Disney once and NEVER again. This episode was GOLD.
The coffee should be part of the meal....already made! Ever heard of a KEURIG?
Im also a Midwesterner & understand the value of a dollar bc we work hard for it. I dont even give the pizza guy my real name when I order pick up. Sebastians face-skitching, pot stickers & oil place OMG. I couldnt stop replaying it lol.
I took my can a coke in to great adventures in the 90’s and got in for free. It was 5 of us lol lml.
Even though 1200 is pocket change for Sebastian. Nobody likes to be taken advantage of. He and his family should have been given the VIP treatment on the spot.