He knows that just a straight up murder compilation gets boring. The more elaborate the planning, rp, etc, the better the experience. Also when you finally think he's done good, then subverts your expectations and betrays. Gold.
yeah, i wanna be friends with that dude. His missus sounds nice and with his bulging disc and pinched nerves i bet she hasn't had a good rogering in a while.
"You"re probably the nicest person that I have ever met on DayZ..." the irony of that sentence is just... just extreme. Shame he did not make it to meet the dude whose girlfriend was dying in the background... "you"re probably the healthiest person that I have ever..."
@@gsaucegaming6635 What can you do? Can´t help it if my joke attracts a conspiracy case nut job. If he thinks Stimpee is scripted tf am I supposed to do?
Closing the door one one side for a few times, then switching to the other side while holding the bat up is the most Tom and Jerry shit i’ve seen in DayZ
I just love how the conversation of that one guy just kept on having a sharp turn to another topic while escalating too quickly before doing another sharp turn.
Yo Stimpee, I want to genuinely thank you for doing what you do bro. I was having a bad day today and your videos never fail to make me laugh and put me in a better mood. 🥰
*coughing intensifies*
Say gex
HOT 🔥
@@IL4NCER dude thats not appropriate
i bought rust and dayz just to meet this guy
i love this guy
Random old people telling me their entire life story on the bus has the same vibe as making friends in dayz.
I feel this so much
and thats great imo
Buy headphones btw, that's the secret to riding the bus
i was hoping stimpee would put him down
I had the random old dude telling his life story in Dayz one time, was wild
"You're probably the nicest person I've met on here"
- Famous last words
Thats what I thought
seems stimpee has turned a new leaf
@@sk4rrt he's lost his edge
@@bluelax99ablenah nah, hes cooking for the extra long betrayal.
Legit could not believe he was alive two seconds after that.
At least he listens to everyone’s life story before betraying them.
truly honorable and sometimes he burys them provided he has a shovel
he didnt betray them this time tho
Yeah this guy didn't deserve to be betrayed, he gave stimpee enough content😂@@gomba3987
It makes betrayal sweeter
That “alright” after meeting that absolute psychopath perfectly encapsulates Dayz desensitization
Time stamp?
0:56 @@kingofcards9
@@kingofcards9 no
@@kingofcards9 1:00
@@s.2652
Bootlicker
"You ate him?!?!" "Alright."
Yeah for sure, he inside my stumitsh
"he's inside my S T O M A T C H" lmfaooo
"I was gona do that"
Time stamp ??
@@garrisonborel1552 One minute
I'm really proud of how far you've come stimpee. The old you would have killed everyone at the life story explanation inside the barn.
Me after walking into a room of 10 dead bodies and the man standing over them asks me if I wanna team up
"alright 😶"
how about inside me
hes gotten so much better mechanically too
I WAS WAITING FOR THE CUT MAN ...
He knows that just a straight up murder compilation gets boring. The more elaborate the planning, rp, etc, the better the experience. Also when you finally think he's done good, then subverts your expectations and betrays. Gold.
How the hell did Bobby survive, that'll be forever a DayZ question mark
🎉
bro is trying so hard to get views haha
loved your old battlefield vids
Holy shit ChaBoyy, a name I havent seen in ages, loved your content back in the day
The man the myth the legend
Must of taken all the willpower in the world for Stimpee not to put him down
I think he just gave up
Must have*
Will Power mentioned
Because he kept asking questions and got him to keep talking.
The way he'll be with these people for like hours and build a bond with them only to leave them in a heartbeat 😭
The fact someone actually knew it was you and didn’t hesitate on dropping you was hilarious
I mean his decision was completely validated. There’s a 9.9 chance Stimpee would of killed them too 😅
Unfortunately he made the mistake of not immediately vacating the area.
"he's uh inside my stumech...." has to be one of the funniest attempts at being a creepy cannibal I've ever heard.
0:53 "he's inside my estomatsh" killed me
bro ive been thinking about how he said that for the past week😂🤣 i came back just to heaar it again
Bro, that hold segment was gold. "Amma survivin mang" kills me all the time.
One of his best intros. I can't stop laughing
@@lilape4LMe too. That broken English made him sound even crazier.
Bro wtf funniest shit I've seen in awhile.
God that dude at 9:40 talking about his life and him wanting kids was actually crazy and enjoyable to watch thank you stimpee
had my jaw dropped
yeah, i wanna be friends with that dude. His missus sounds nice and with his bulging disc and pinched nerves i bet she hasn't had a good rogering in a while.
Because Stimpee kept asking him questions.
@@dontwobblebrother
He spent 4k for his pc that’s wild 😂
Stimpee never fails to fill me up with his big juicy and long content
i love that
these comments are so over done and unfunny. think of something original and good for once instead of adding to the garbage echo chamberr
@@Folfah thanks for filling us all with your juicy load of insight
Bro throwing that radio mid conversation had me dying 5:47
Lmaooo 😂😂
funniest thing he could've done at that moment
Same
3:15 man has the diesel powered gamer rig
40 like and no comment?
let me fix that
This comment killed me, i imagined it and i cant stop seeing it XDDDDD
"whatchu doin stimpee"
GLACK GLACK GLACK
tbh the only reasonable response to encountering stimpee
dude by the christmas tree had demons
"i need both hands to play" SHUUUT UPPPPPPP
3:38 great MG42 edit haha!
The funny accents, The voice chat with the junkie guy and his life story, Good video!
That "Johnathan!??" When you picked him up 😂😂 fucking gold
10:23 nah bro that caught me off guard I almost fainted of laughing...
As a Stimpee watcher for 31 years, Stimpee never fails to make me eat my close friend.
i'm convinced Day Z is just a therapy simulator for people to vent their life stories to strangers
No.
You edit the parts where questions are asked and make it look like the guy is telling a life story.
"He's inside mai stumich"
"You ate him?"
"Uder muther farker, haha"
He's said I'm sorfiving moteer fokor.
Really glad you didnt kill him even if you didnt add him on discord. He seemed like he had a really good time & was genuine
I was hoping stimpee would finish him off but we all like what we like
@@dawsonpage2647 I always love watching stimpee finish a man off ;)
The 0:54 pronunciation of stomach warms my bones.
stoumach
@@beanieboyy3795 Stoumatsh
When you yeeted that radio,pissed my self lol
That dude was giving his whole life story and Stimpee was over here with his finger over the trigger the whole time
Because Stimpee wouldn't stop asking questions.
@@lucascoval828wait really?
@@jabby17
Yes.
0:01 honestly a classic I remember when stimpee used to do this
You know something is coming when Stimpee starts pacing on the barn stairs. Like a flipping cat, every time.
@11:45 you see stimpee wanting to kill him but doesn’t
he was itching for it
@@xaviercrabb fr fr
On purpose.
3:40 the war cant let the poor dude play in peace 😭
Stimpee filling us up with his amazing content
Always good seeing stimpee take on men in DayZ and coming on top
"IM FRENCH" "WHAT IS PROBLEM?" U WONT TO KILL MEH?" "OHKAY" 🤣🤣
Is that MG 42 !! 03:45 had me dying for real. I laughed for minutes. You made my day.
"You"re probably the nicest person that I have ever met on DayZ..." the irony of that sentence is just... just extreme.
Shame he did not make it to meet the dude whose girlfriend was dying in the background... "you"re probably the healthiest person that I have ever..."
I like how in a game where everyone betrays, Stimpee has been choosing to team up. That roof camp vengeance a few vids back was so epic.
Edging to this rn 🔥🔥
Samesis
dawg what
Edging what are you talking about?
The “no I can’t laugh yet I gotta hold it in” killed me
I already know this is going to be a certified Stimpee classic
9:17
Broooo this had me cracking uppppp 😂 ahhhhhhh, the music with that dude telling his entire life story. Classic
''Sir this is dayz'' had me crying lmfaoooo
Really appreciate these dayz videos. Every 20 min clip is probably 8 hours of gameplay. I really miss this game but havent tried it in years
The "I never pull out" guy has to be an actor Stimpee hired.
It´s funny how Stimpee always manages to find a guy who won´t shut up for each video.
here we have two idiots who have never played dayz or met anyone online
@@gsaucegaming6635 What can you do? Can´t help it if my joke attracts a conspiracy case nut job. If he thinks Stimpee is scripted tf am I supposed to do?
@@mr.weirdo5756 alright, so it seems we still have two idiots but one of them is me
@@gsaucegaming6635 Still love you tough
@@mr.weirdo5756 I’m going to make a fire. You should get some logs and join me,
Im actually really proud of stimpee for restraining himself and not killing the dude that talked so much
Good job Stimpee🎉
''I'm not a couch, I don't pull out'' lmao
The toss of the walkie talkie was so funny to me, also the end
stimpee never fails to fill me with his liquid joy
stimpee couldn’t bring himself to kill the man at the end, too much christmas spirit
Brooo chucking the walkey Talkey had me rolling 😂😂
I have the stimpee addiction, rewatching his videos I’ve seen multiple times before just waiting for a new one to come out
09:01 Well that escalated quickly...
Closing the door one one side for a few times, then switching to the other side while holding the bat up is the most Tom and Jerry shit i’ve seen in DayZ
Stimpee learned that whole man's lore in 30 minutes. Amazing
The war scene montage when BOBBY stopped for a brief minute had me going
I love it when Stimpee opens the video with him handling some nice hard wood. ;)
Gay
@@FliGhtxMaN30whhhhhooooossssshhhh
The randoms in this video were perfect! I loved that guy's whole life story lmao
I almost died laughing when the other guy started to cough haha
I just love how the conversation of that one guy just kept on having a sharp turn to another topic while escalating too quickly before doing another sharp turn.
im a filthy little goblin and i need to be punished
I love this type of videos. he changed and Im here for it.
Something is seriously wrong considering daddy stimpee went a whole video without betraying someone
Dude I love your videos so much. I’ve been in a really bad headspace lately and the vids never fail to make me laugh.
7:52 breaks my heart, he has no idea who he is talking to haha. My sweet summer child.
the way stimpee always able to came up with different fake names without hesitation always threw me off guard lmao
7:52 tell me about it bro... 😂
0:27 that guy makes me remember Eddie Low from GTA4
it started like any other day in rust
"He man by fire... in my sto mach."
-random cannibal in DayZ
Offering your wood to get hot, so kind
“Did you respawn or wake up?”
“I don’t know man I’m just here”
Stimpee never fails to fill me up with his big juice
Holy crap… stimpee is stepping away from his intrusive thoughts instead of murking everyone he comes in contact with. Im honestly proud of his growth
A rare Stimpee video where he isn't filling unsuspecting men with hot creamy loads.
Throwing the radio did me the fuck in 😂😂
3:32 MG 42 OMG LMAO 🤣
6:42 GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT
When the zombie took the bullet, you should’ve added the sound bit, Mr. President get down
“Whatchu doing stimpee” I love it lol
bro was getting dad lore before he was a dad
You never fail to make me laugh Stimpee, but the way you launched that radio was on another level 😂
Yo Stimpee, I want to genuinely thank you for doing what you do bro. I was having a bad day today and your videos never fail to make me laugh and put me in a better mood. 🥰
it feels so good when stimpee fills me up with so much content
I love the literal life story dump these videos always bring , the DETAILS they say is just insane , love it
That's what happens when you're nice to people. They open up.
BOBBY "I dunno im here man it was all a blur" Priceless XD
I was scrolling thinking, “dang I wanna watch a stimpee dayz video rn”then this came up
The dude walking around deaf screaming Jonathan during the flashbang sequence killed me lmfaoo
Stimpee just made a good memory for those guys. I'm proud of you for not killing them. They were a nice people
That back ground noise from that dude fit in so well I thought it was literally just a player shooting at another
"I'm not a couch, I never pull out."
I love how you held nothing back before giving him your full shaft after playing with the door. Sneakrape.
I gotta try it sometime.
I was just thinking Stimpee should upload a video today lol finally dayz as well
That man just needed someone to talk to and boy did he find someone
Great video mate! I enjoy making content on dayz and it's refreshing to see someone with their own spin on it. Keep up the good work 👏
Allowing an stranger to grow a bond with you through game experiences and backstory dumps only to disappear from their life is next level betrayal
stimpee i am trapped in purgatory for 500 years for cosmic crimes, your content keeps my sanity from slipping away into the void, keep it up
"Not that you care about personal stuff"
Continues to tell the longest story ever