Ive always assumed that he just straight up kills people during the cuts like at 4:43 but it makes it so much funnier knowing he sometimes interacts with them before he kills them
I actually met my "best pal" 12 years ago in cherno, however we both admitted that at the time we met up we were planning on robbing eachother. I had ghillies, he had a heli lmao.
BROO I DIED when you killed the actual Danish lady xDDDDD so that she doesn't call you out, that was so fucking hilarious man, your videos are an absolute treat, please please keep them upppp so entertaining!!!
Kid Probably doesn't go out much. Generation of iPad kids introduced into gaming. Easy mode for parents. Just throw games at em and neglect them. I guess better than doing drugs. The safe route.
@@ifacecamp717 A lot of the older generations who were raised by awful parents think if you didn't spend your time when you were 10 - 25 going out, doing drugs and all kinds of sketchy sht then you haven't lived life.
unironically dayz is real good about communicating with people, occasionally you find hilarious or really cool people worth traveling with its somehow more tryhard but also more chill than rust
14 mins in guy from old vid who talks about plants and drinking wine and get slowly more animated telling his story whilst laughing you found him laying down in a house og peak stimpy dayz vid
I Actually love when people just talk and talk. Sometimes they don't have anyone to talk to or they just love genuinely talking. I don't know I guess it's just me
If you really think about it, Daisy is such a lonely and self-sufficient experience for a child. He just wanted to talk to you and not be alone and maybe learn from you. As it is the child’s nature.
”When you’re drinking water, there’s not really a reason to look at the fountain. You gotta check around and make sure nobody’s gona jump you when you’rr in the middle og drinking” Rip legend😢😂
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I recorded this video over a month ago and I still hear that kids voice every time I try to sleep.
play war selection
Is that because he’s in your basement?
Neow
Meow
Meowwoof
That 100 Mg edible really opened up the yap gates
Who the fuck unironically says I ate a 100mg edible and don't feel shit
@@WigSplittersjunkies and people who start floating in 30 minutes.
@@BigLeBowski4456 "Junkies" lmfao
@@WigSplitters Yeah, real men only say it after 500mg edibles
I smoke a lot and 30mg had me geeking at the airport the other week lol
That kid in the intro was saying a whole bunch of nothing, truly mastered the arts of yapping 💀
Comment on Every video is crazy
He'd make a good future politician, for certain. He's got the word salad skills already, he could salad through any congressional subpoena.
children are amazing at this. yapping is small children's sole skill
It’s called adderall. Legal meth the government tells parents they can give to their kids. 👍
Bro got the masters degree in yapoligy
"Got a Stage 4 yapper" lmfao that was actually funny as hell
Oh no, an innocent young summer child. Very unlucky that he ran into Stimpee.
How unfortunate
what a shame
The child is going to be in peril.
@@iSpamOnline he will probably die
Erm, what’s a summer child?😂
9:21 the collective "oh" from everyone is great
i was looking around for someone who commented abt that too. im surprised it didn’t get more attention
An innocent untroubled child walking into the same house as Stimpee in a game like DayZ is proof a god exists and he wants to see what happens next.
@@Flakz911 truly one of his little tests
@@Flakz911The child simply ceased to exist after that interaction, it wasn’t even a real human simply made for this interaction itself
Nice pfp
thats my pfp
@@prodwellfed who's the artist?
Ive always assumed that he just straight up kills people during the cuts like at 4:43 but it makes it so much funnier knowing he sometimes interacts with them before he kills them
My first time watching this creator and those cut scenes were hilarious… I wasn’t sure if he killed them at first
France and Kazakstan, same sh1t
Stimpee is a magnet for people with degrees in yappage.
Yapology
Yappiology
yappantrophy
The danish girl he met asked "hiw good danish do you speak" what kind of question is that luv. 😂
maybe she doesn't speak very good danish
14:08 ITS THE DRUNK GUY WHO WAS AFK WATERING HIS PLANTS
Oh shit it does sound like him
omg thats probably him
sounded like ceremor to me
Peaches
judyyyy… bro my thoughts exactly
"You call it The Crossy, sounds like you got experience with it." He could sense the monster Stimpee is!
That barn scene gave me some Hateful Eight vibes fucking fantastic
thinking the exact same thing XD
lmfao them all saying "ohh" after the guy gets popped
HAHA its funny af
Yup was me I'm proud I made it into a dayz vid@@SentsuSmellsYou
what map is this
Stimpee taking "leaving them to the wolves" to another level
"Spwint" lmao, hes just a harmless lil guy and he ran into the master of disaster, the king of sting, the thunder from down under.
The Predator
what map is this
@@derrickoson livonia
@@noturfather1106 Registered Sex Offender
@@noturfather1106 xXTheChildPredatorXx
9:20 the collective "ohhh" cracked me up
Bro this kid at the start is a yapaholic lmao
It's funny to see stimpee kind of hold off killing him because he's a kid. Like he's visibly really holding back
Never have I seen someone speak such fluent yapanese
REAL. YAP. SHIIIT.
what map is this
This is the kind of kid that would get his whole tribe killed in caveman days because he won't stop yapping.
14:07 that's The Peaches GUYS from the last Video !!! LMAOOOOOOOOO hahhahahahha
YES 😂
You will never form a meaningful relationship on DayZ.
People form meat-ingful relationships with my stomach in DayZ.
I can't even trust my own cousins in that fucking game
what map is this
I actually met my "best pal" 12 years ago in cherno, however we both admitted that at the time we met up we were planning on robbing eachother. I had ghillies, he had a heli lmao.
@@peensteenThey're up in your guts???
BROO I DIED when you killed the actual Danish lady xDDDDD so that she doesn't call you out, that was so fucking hilarious man, your videos are an absolute treat, please please keep them upppp so entertaining!!!
She was asking him how good his Danish was lmao
what server stimpee is playing, maybe you know?
Because of this man I can’t hold steady relationships. It always ends up with someone getting poked in the back.
You should tell stimpee about your trust issues, relationship troubles and every single detail of your life if you meet him on DayZ
@@amogusenjoyer i’ll tell him about how my whole family just died before he shoots me. I’m sure it will make a great video
They always betray?
😭😭😭@travelwithzane4196
@@Iceboy1309tell him how much you love broke back mountain
That first kid just reminded me so much of the scene in Jurassic Park with Timmy talking Allan Grant's ears off 🤣
That kid in the intro said more words than I usually say in week
The Last of Us guitar was a great vibe for this video. Full chub entire time.
I'd adopt that kid. I hope he is just talkative and it is not because his parents/friends ignore him. He seems very proud to share information.
i think they killed stimpee so they could kidnap that child
Kid Probably doesn't go out much. Generation of iPad kids introduced into gaming. Easy mode for parents. Just throw games at em and neglect them. I guess better than doing drugs. The safe route.
You’d end up doming him eventually
@@Big_AlMC This made me laugh. "Kid Probably doesnt go out much." Hes like 10 where do you expect him to go?
@@ifacecamp717 A lot of the older generations who were raised by awful parents think if you didn't spend your time when you were 10 - 25 going out, doing drugs and all kinds of sketchy sht then you haven't lived life.
I lost it when dude said “yea your friend died to starvation” with a bolt in his head 🤣
He shoulda has some Ravioli
A child: yaps for half an hour
Stimpee the whole time:😐
How does this kid not tire himself out with his endless yapping???
@@ianbattles7290You guys act like you’ve never been a kid before and never self experienced that…
I will never get tired of watching stimpee play this game.
"Oh hi" proceeds to yap
That whole part in the barn had some Hateful Eight vibes
Can confirm that this a certified stimpee classic
"We got a stage 4 yapper" as yes running away yapping 😂😂😂 hilarious vid.
unironically dayz is real good about communicating with people, occasionally you find hilarious or really cool people worth traveling with
its somehow more tryhard but also more chill than rust
dayz is just rust but slightly less toxic
@@benzene_sandwich wait... Rust is MORE toxic?
@@watnoudan From what I've seen, yeah.
I haven't been called a slur over DayZ.
Rust players average about 20 hard R's a second
9:19 the synchronized response is crazy
Bro become a dayz black belt before he could pronounce his R's
what map is this
who give him black belt brother we have to check this moment
lmao
@@derrickoson livonia
@@spraypaintedhamster7773 thanks
When the violin music starts you know the persons days are numbered.
You’re actually a really wholesome dude on the inside Stimpee, I can tell. Happy for your success.
Nothing better then after a busy day coming home, starting youtube and see a Stimpee upload.
That laugh after "Maybe too long" at 10:56 got me soo hard 😅
Fr that other dude got the idea lmaooo
The laugh after Stimpee headshot that dude re gearing was perfection tho, a real homie
How hard exactly
@@wiledman2430 😏🤫
Yo that barn scene gives me hateful 8 vibes, love it
14 mins in guy from old vid who talks about plants and drinking wine and get slowly more animated telling his story whilst laughing you found him laying down in a house og peak stimpy dayz vid
It is 1 AM for me, just finished moving and going to the gym. But stimpee is something that cannot wait.
Hot and ready like little caesers
Love the subtle Last of Us music playing sometimes in the background.
thank you! i was wondering what it was
Omg thank you, I can now delete my comment asking what's the name of the ambient guitar music
The cuts to when you've killed your companion make me giggle every single time.
Honestly I'm fine with people talking in DayZ it gives you so much time to plan on how you'll betray them.
14:00 sounded like the drunk dude who had too much wine in another video
i love it when stimpee makes me quiet
Stimpee saying he’s from Denmark in the least danish accent is always so funny to me
This be another Stimpee classic
The _absolute _*_zero_* daylight between the "I'm that type of guy" and "he was not" was one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time 😂
thanks to your videos every time I see a pair of something all I hear is "I GOT TWO..." and then the remaining juicy bit
I GOT TWO
BROS
ONE IN MY ASS
ONE IN MY THROAT
i love the yapping montages, especially the backstab ending of it
14:09 that’s the notorious AFK drunk guy eating peaches
5:25 that "Riight" was funny.
Thanks for the enduring pain I had to sit through watching this video
that barn scene with the whole group... i haven't laughed that hard in a while 😂
the edit when he drags him under the ring was gold
I love how you found that kid kinda wholesome but you still always let your intrusive thoughts win
That was a great edit at 4:20
I Actually love when people just talk and talk. Sometimes they don't have anyone to talk to or they just love genuinely talking. I don't know I guess it's just me
I recognize the voice at 14:09 you tied up the drunk bastard
I’ve been binging old videos at work for the past 12 hours, well timed upload
5:38 “I just took a 100 milligram edible and I swear to god I don’t feel it at all”, meanwhile Stimpee like 👀
Leaving that guy with the woods like that had me in stitches.
one time, at band camp
If you really think about it, Daisy is such a lonely and self-sufficient experience for a child. He just wanted to talk to you and not be alone and maybe learn from you. As it is the child’s nature.
I made soft tacos and was super happy now I have soft tacos with stimpeeeeee ❤️❤️❤️
enjoy your tacos bro :)
You ran into the child then the adult version of the child 😂
freshest video ive ever seen
worst fear when talking to stimpee is hearing “riiiight”
Hi stimulus
14:09 that dude calling for his friend after that death is crazy 😂
0:43 Czechia mentioned🍺🍺🍺
Co? A kde? 🤣
@@breny8915 mas tam napravo vlajku preci na tom pepsi automate ;)
Nothing better than a dayZ stimpee upload
14:08 thats the peaches guy no way
Nothing better in life than seeing Stimpee upload Day Z, I genuinely jump up in joy.
Stimpee 🤣
That thumb nail. I actually know this person 🤣
Who is he?
@@philosoph9014JV Marx
@@philosoph9014Logan Paul
@Anubis_-_ lol it's not logan paul
Is that your top boyfriend?
3:33 guy surrounded by Wolves
"Seems like they're only interested in you"
*Casually backs out & away*
"Well anyway"
As soon as i hear the violin i know somebody will talk to Stimpee until his ears bleed. xD
12:15 an ad hit right here my heart
nice
the one of the few occasions where stimpee doesnt kill the victim he meets within the first 5 minutes
0 views in 1 second, you fell off...
4:23 that transition was top notch lmfao
this is the best video ive ever watched
Bros first time playing after watching hours worth of DayZ RUclips shorts
Congratulations on 1 mil u deserve it
i love the kid in the beggining :D
Kid: its my first ever friend 😢
Stimpiee: will you shut up already?!
when stimpee stands still and starts setting up a frame transition; you know that person is in ALOT of trouble
"We got a stage 4 yapper"
Immediately checks inventory to see if he has something to shut him up with 😂
That first kid drove me into insanity.
lmfao this a great video. your dayz ones have been absolute masterpieces.
”When you’re drinking water, there’s not really a reason to look at the fountain. You gotta check around and make sure nobody’s gona jump you when you’rr in the middle og drinking” Rip legend😢😂
this is the most ive ever wanted stimpee to betray somebody
this was probably one of your best dayz videos. top tier
It’s called we make up a new story every 5 min to make stimpee go crazy
we all know he was feeling that edible.
My Sunday routine is to wake up, make a coffee and watch stimpee new adventure
The way that guy crawls around on his back pointing the shotgun and blowing people away brought me to tears