Never trust a stranger in DayZ

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @StimpeeYT
    @StimpeeYT  8 месяцев назад +2361

    I got out of bed with food poisoning to post this, please enjoy.

    • @sincerelydaniel
      @sincerelydaniel 8 месяцев назад +260

      I told you to stop eating batteries out of the recycle bin

    • @johnswealu3917
      @johnswealu3917 8 месяцев назад +27

      Thank you for your sacrifice

    • @Lobotomite247
      @Lobotomite247 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bet that diaper is dripping brown from that looseness

    • @the.real.patozz3
      @the.real.patozz3 8 месяцев назад +38

      We told you to stop drinking that special "juice" from under the sink.

    • @wertzui19871229
      @wertzui19871229 8 месяцев назад

      careful with eating ass!

  • @mr.weirdo5756
    @mr.weirdo5756 8 месяцев назад +927

    Man, by letting that one guy go Stimpee sure gave me a sense of security.
    I now trust him to not betray and kill me.

    • @a-a-ron2686
      @a-a-ron2686 8 месяцев назад +32

      Same. He definitely couldn't do that to a viewer.

    • @staradmiralcelery7350
      @staradmiralcelery7350 8 месяцев назад +5

      i definitely will not die around stimpee

    • @fabik_art4734
      @fabik_art4734 8 месяцев назад +11

      I will now start playing DayZ again because the servers are safe again! Stimpee is a good guy and hes very trustworthy.

    • @x-destiny8292
      @x-destiny8292 8 месяцев назад +1

      THAT IS THE FIRST TIME HE LET SOMEONE GO AFTER RECOGNIZING

    • @CapaCityBoi
      @CapaCityBoi 8 месяцев назад +4

      Definately didn't pause the video

  • @bigbondfan1331
    @bigbondfan1331 8 месяцев назад +636

    The 4 things you never want to do when finding Stimpee in Dayz:
    1. Be French
    2. Talk too much
    3. Recognise him
    4. TRUST HIM

    • @koiza5263
      @koiza5263 8 месяцев назад

      I will let stimppee inside me and tie me up.

    • @dantechatterton-armstrong2262
      @dantechatterton-armstrong2262 8 месяцев назад +8

      Number one is correct never be French around stimpee

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 8 месяцев назад +22

      Having an accent he doesnt recognise right away defaults you to the "being french" rule

    • @sc-mh3jj
      @sc-mh3jj 8 месяцев назад +3

      5. be french

    • @Axscyi
      @Axscyi Месяц назад

      5. approach him

  • @Moto_Plus
    @Moto_Plus 8 месяцев назад +617

    Stimpee always finds the biggest chatterboxes in games

    • @senpaii_cs6223
      @senpaii_cs6223 8 месяцев назад +56

      fr these guys are from the yappingtons

    • @Half_Finis
      @Half_Finis 8 месяцев назад +14

      honestly im sure he's not that dismissive in the clips we dont see

    • @FoB39
      @FoB39 8 месяцев назад +3

      bcuz some of the recognize its stimpee and know that's a way for them to potentialy get put in his videos.

    • @Kenshiro_Kasumi8
      @Kenshiro_Kasumi8 8 месяцев назад

      Prob scripted

    • @reshie
      @reshie 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Kenshiro_Kasumi8 It is not scripted. For every 10 minute video he has to record 10-20 hours of gameplay, you're just seeing the best of it

  • @SyrUsThEVyrUs6187
    @SyrUsThEVyrUs6187 8 месяцев назад +1476

    "He's French you can't trust him" 😂😂 always gets me

    • @michaelwesten4624
      @michaelwesten4624 8 месяцев назад +3

      but you don't get any love because of these cringe comments...

    • @letmein6389
      @letmein6389 8 месяцев назад +107

      ⁠@@michaelwesten4624u must be french

    • @perenoel582
      @perenoel582 8 месяцев назад +62

      I'm french and i don't even trust them either

    • @ismaellucio2883
      @ismaellucio2883 8 месяцев назад

      he is Brazilian, never trust Brazilians

    • @nully304
      @nully304 8 месяцев назад +1

      vive la france

  • @gtfomenow
    @gtfomenow 8 месяцев назад +101

    The zooming in when you spot a player followed by the loud music is my new favorite thing

  • @s0uldren
    @s0uldren 8 месяцев назад +525

    They know and yet they still trust you their survival instincts are worse then a dodo

    • @bringbackdislikes3195
      @bringbackdislikes3195 8 месяцев назад

      @DorotheaBanetYour content is so trash man, no wonder you feel the need to spam...

    • @mechanicer3105
      @mechanicer3105 8 месяцев назад +11

      ​@DorotheaBanetdont know if anybody is dumb enough to click it but just puting this comment out so noone does, this is prob some virus or smth dont click it 😂

    • @Myst291
      @Myst291 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@mechanicer3105 It's MacDonald's at home tutorial

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 8 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Myst291havent your parents told you not to click random links while growing up?

    • @MKProductionsOfficial
      @MKProductionsOfficial 8 месяцев назад

      @@thesaviorofsouls5210 This has to be rage bait

  • @justinderekferguson
    @justinderekferguson 8 месяцев назад +305

    "You're up there with the pistol, he has no pants on. You have to do some explacation"🤣

    • @nedrz
      @nedrz 8 месяцев назад +9

      explacation im dead 🤣

    • @26183
      @26183 8 месяцев назад

      explication*

    • @justinderekferguson
      @justinderekferguson 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@26183 Thank you autocorrect. I may now live a full and happy life! 🌈

    • @alexandru-lucianmocanu2780
      @alexandru-lucianmocanu2780 3 месяца назад

      that was mee lmaoo ahahaha shit so funny lool

  • @vitorvena
    @vitorvena 8 месяцев назад +255

    That guy camping the fire with the crossbow was a fuckin ninja!

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 8 месяцев назад +32

      The footage was perfect too
      That was a scene worthy of an 80s action movie

    • @vitorvena
      @vitorvena 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@maxscott3349 Yeah, the fact that he recorded the arrow hitting the guy then looking up to see the assassin was just *chefs kiss*

    • @vitorvena
      @vitorvena 8 месяцев назад +9

      Oh no, i made a French reference...

    • @maxscott3349
      @maxscott3349 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@vitorvena You have to do some explacation

    • @vitorvena
      @vitorvena 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@maxscott3349 it was my cat i swear it! (I have a dog)

  • @official_trynx
    @official_trynx 8 месяцев назад +33

    LMAO THE WAY HE TURNS HIS HEAD RIGHT AT STIMPEE AT 12:10

  • @jeremywells9019
    @jeremywells9019 8 месяцев назад +44

    Randos: "Nice to meet you."
    Stimpee: "Nice to meat you."

  • @apostolvlad7974
    @apostolvlad7974 8 месяцев назад +28

    Light "i can't laugh yet" always gets me

  • @con_zur
    @con_zur 8 месяцев назад +18

    Stimpee is just the best at finding vulnerable men in the forest

  • @natebowman7593
    @natebowman7593 8 месяцев назад +20

    5:00 I love when he finds the Chatty Cathy's, in this game. 🤣

  • @ItsOfficiallyZero
    @ItsOfficiallyZero 8 месяцев назад +40

    He always betrays them ALWAYS

  • @ejdhdhdhd3503
    @ejdhdhdhd3503 8 месяцев назад +33

    “You’re up there with a pistol, he has no pants on, you have to give some explacation” broken English dudes are best content 🤣

  • @LTChaow
    @LTChaow 8 месяцев назад +54

    i love when stimpee fills us with hot warm content

    • @wavehellhole
      @wavehellhole 8 месяцев назад +4

      When he drops a load of content 🥵🥵

  • @junk_bear
    @junk_bear 8 месяцев назад +5

    11:30 that switch to that voice was hilarious 😂😂

  • @nanobreaker
    @nanobreaker 8 месяцев назад +8

    I can't get over the sudden death at 6:20 ☠💀☠

  • @IzuMiya.
    @IzuMiya. 8 месяцев назад +6

    Stimpee never fails to make my h̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶k̶ whole week

  • @Folfah
    @Folfah 8 месяцев назад +101

    Dayz interaction is so sparse and people only KOS to the point when you find someone who actually talks they so thirsty for convo they tell their whole life story lmao. also i paused and read all that.

  • @louie8502
    @louie8502 8 месяцев назад +22

    I just want to thank you for all the laughter. The love of my life just left me after 2 years of me trying my absolute best to be a good partner, and I honestly don't know how long I can last without her, but you always bring a smile to my face, even when I feel like I'm in hell. I wholeheartedly thought she was the one. I put all my effort into it, but I wasn't good enough. I'm so naive for thinking she was the one. Anyway, have a great day, everyone reading this, and appreciate the happy moments while you can. ❤

    • @thefishindahouse
      @thefishindahouse 8 месяцев назад +6

      You're gonna get through this brother, seek therapy if it gets too bad

    • @corruptVz
      @corruptVz 8 месяцев назад +16

      start going for dudes 💯

    • @commanderrexy9072
      @commanderrexy9072 8 месяцев назад

      Lmfaooooooooooooooooo

    • @sc-mh3jj
      @sc-mh3jj 8 месяцев назад

      time to split some man cheeks

    • @collinjones8661
      @collinjones8661 Месяц назад

      God, politely, be quiet. You probably deserved it. Your girls out getting railed by men much better than you, and you should remove yourself from the gene pool, thanks.

  • @m0zx443
    @m0zx443 8 месяцев назад +9

    Really love the level of English being used at 12:22. Did I be doing the scaring of you xD

  • @YoureNotThatGuyPa1
    @YoureNotThatGuyPa1 8 месяцев назад +4

    1:08 got me weakkk 💀🤣 I couldn’t hold it in that’s for sure

  • @dude__mountain
    @dude__mountain 8 месяцев назад +13

    7:55 Return of the combat music, we love it

    • @aberzik
      @aberzik 8 месяцев назад

      It was me, stimpee murdered me

  • @leonkennedy309
    @leonkennedy309 8 месяцев назад +2

    The zyzz memes always make me smile glad to know zyzz is still extremely popular even after his death keep his legacy alive stimpee ❤️

  • @ZarDieZayne
    @ZarDieZayne 8 месяцев назад +14

    Those who paused👁️👄👁️

  • @justinpettit8282
    @justinpettit8282 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so happy Stimpee is turning a new leaf and being friendly to his viewers

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 8 месяцев назад +1

    The quik cuts always crack me up

  • @tonnyh.2109
    @tonnyh.2109 8 месяцев назад +18

    Exactly at 12:00 what a masterpiece

  • @superbtrilogy5049
    @superbtrilogy5049 8 месяцев назад +2

    The sharpening of the knife edits are hilarious

  • @stormhell666able
    @stormhell666able 8 месяцев назад +4

    He's name is Daniel...
    Daniel: "Settle down ok"

  • @ggez1448
    @ggez1448 8 месяцев назад

    Nothing i love more than getting home after a LONG and HARD day at work, getting UNDRESSED and seeing theres a new stimpee video gotta love it boys

  • @pewpys
    @pewpys 8 месяцев назад +14

    12:00 🤫

  • @thade842
    @thade842 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee, you don't know how much joy I get from watching your videos man. The sound of your voice, despite the exciting circumstances is so damn calming LOL. Keep it up brother!

  • @anonimus370
    @anonimus370 8 месяцев назад +3

    Misleading title. Stimpee is not a stranger to us, yet we all know not to trust him.

  • @Shizu0326
    @Shizu0326 8 месяцев назад +2

    Start from here 8:28 such a comedy 😂

  • @skomantas8699
    @skomantas8699 Месяц назад +4

    12:00 Right

  • @YourDoseOfLaughter
    @YourDoseOfLaughter 8 месяцев назад +2

    8:47 "He's not french, what are you twerking about?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bizarre_dragon
    @bizarre_dragon 8 месяцев назад +1

    Stimpy, always finding professional yappers speaking yappanese.

  • @Th3NoobSlay3r
    @Th3NoobSlay3r Месяц назад

    8:52 lmao that voice. This is my home

  • @xxl4life03
    @xxl4life03 8 месяцев назад +1

    Bear trap triggers for the third time…“Is someone trolling us?”
    “It feels like it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TiesBesselJonker
    @TiesBesselJonker 6 месяцев назад

    I'm glad i did not pause the video, so i feel secure that Stimpee has changed and likes to befriend people and let them go. Everyone deserves a second chance, even Stimpee.We trust him now.

  • @beet0510
    @beet0510 3 месяца назад +1

    That thumbnail is absolutely wild

  • @KinoyerF
    @KinoyerF 3 месяца назад

    Stimpee you can’t help but attracting the absolute master yappers and idk how you do it

  • @davidbokousky9545
    @davidbokousky9545 8 месяцев назад

    I love the note you put in after you let that man go

  • @joshmaitie5954
    @joshmaitie5954 8 месяцев назад +2

    12:00 yep i didnt pause to read this😂😂😂😂
    Upload more stimpee

  • @josemanuel7380
    @josemanuel7380 2 месяца назад +1

    i just discovered your channel love the editing.

  • @SisuBjörk
    @SisuBjörk 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee always gets the people who have a whole story to tell.

  • @nikolaypavlov7285
    @nikolaypavlov7285 8 месяцев назад +1

    Someone should animate the events from around 8:00, would be so fun to watch

  • @greg-ie8bn
    @greg-ie8bn 8 месяцев назад +1

    I feel like most people playing Dayz just want somebody to talk to

  • @Moefongoe
    @Moefongoe 6 месяцев назад

    That guy being all wholesome to get shot in the chest was hilarious! The walking dead type end.

  • @krabby4456
    @krabby4456 8 месяцев назад

    stimpee's dayz videos cures my depression, thanks stimptee!

  • @jaxon5892
    @jaxon5892 8 месяцев назад +1

    Getting off of work.. Watching new stimpee vid.. W day 🔥

  • @Elon_Trump
    @Elon_Trump 8 месяцев назад

    I like when Stimpee says the quiet part out loud.

  • @SamTheMoose_
    @SamTheMoose_ 8 месяцев назад

    6:17 was the funniest edit I have ever seen, God help me😭

  • @Nullwastaken
    @Nullwastaken 3 месяца назад

    0:18 “Oh wait, you are stimpee” while staring into your soul.

  • @TZoomed
    @TZoomed 8 месяцев назад +1

    You may have rolled out of bed but that ad placement at 4:29 absolutely wrecked me

  • @Lajahmotion
    @Lajahmotion 8 месяцев назад +1

    I swear to god if I heard that voice in game it's a straight KOS

  • @hack4151
    @hack4151 8 месяцев назад +1

    The editing is on point

  • @maxhilton8770
    @maxhilton8770 8 месяцев назад

    how do these rng encounters keep happening to you, its beautiful

  • @boredkid1235
    @boredkid1235 5 месяцев назад

    Stimpee always does things like this

  • @tamteetleytoo4532
    @tamteetleytoo4532 8 месяцев назад

    I always wonder with the clips of people who just don't stop talking, if Stimpee actually asks them leading questions to get them to talk for the content, or if they actually just ramble every time

  • @jgripen969
    @jgripen969 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee killing it with the outro’s as per usual

  • @connormannion1835
    @connormannion1835 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee rly gatekeeping these songs, like I wanna save them on my playlist.

  • @antonioyunker3204
    @antonioyunker3204 8 месяцев назад

    Im sick and home from work thinking, man i wish i had some stimpee content. 😢😢 thank you universe

  • @MrDaky90
    @MrDaky90 8 месяцев назад

    I'm as excited for a Stimpee video as I used to be for a Faceless one. I feel amazing.

  • @firewalkwithjuno5421
    @firewalkwithjuno5421 8 месяцев назад

    That guy at 9 minutes give big Metro Last Light energy with his excitement and accent

  • @davepras8128
    @davepras8128 8 месяцев назад

    Imagine Stimpee and DNSL meeting up in DayZ. EPIC

  • @adverteasing
    @adverteasing 8 месяцев назад +2

    5:04 to 6:15 = How extroverts annoy introverts.

  • @eltkYT
    @eltkYT 8 месяцев назад

    DayZ videos are top tier 🤌🤌

  • @kykevin1179
    @kykevin1179 8 месяцев назад +1

    Please never stop making content Stimpee, your so damn entertaining

  • @XuroX.
    @XuroX. 8 месяцев назад

    This is more like the classic Stimpee videos with the betrayals.

  • @hiramabiff2017
    @hiramabiff2017 8 месяцев назад +2

    How can any Dayz player not know that voice. The voice of deep seeded betrayal & of murderous intent. I haven't played Dayz for a while now, but no fooking way I wouldn't run a mile hearing that Aussie nutter's version of Hannibal Lecture in my headphones.

  • @DomasVel
    @DomasVel 8 месяцев назад

    i love it when you have to do some explacation hmm hmm 12:37

  • @stoneslate6401
    @stoneslate6401 8 месяцев назад

    thumbnails is why I'm a fan. and I read it!

  • @98eclipse47
    @98eclipse47 8 месяцев назад +2

    11:59 lmao

  • @JohnDoe-tn6dk
    @JohnDoe-tn6dk 8 месяцев назад

    the legends are true, you can survive an encounter with stimpee

  • @KillerMcnoThumbs
    @KillerMcnoThumbs 8 месяцев назад

    12:00 Incorrect, you underestimate my spacebar

  • @Noodlez___
    @Noodlez___ 8 месяцев назад

    The running past two people was the best

  • @BoahWaAh
    @BoahWaAh 8 месяцев назад

    My bro can't live a second without everyone saying, "Stimppe, Stimppe, is that you?"

  • @korokokujin8270
    @korokokujin8270 2 месяца назад

    11:58 oh we read stimpee, we're friendly after all

  • @drewcifur3443
    @drewcifur3443 8 месяцев назад

    6:26 I need a short made of this so i can listen to it daily.

  • @clambo4996
    @clambo4996 7 месяцев назад

    imagine you realize you found stimpee in dayz and you DONT sprint in a straight line away from him.

  • @TommyTarkov
    @TommyTarkov 8 месяцев назад

    stumpü its so funny when you cut guys when they talk and talk so good XD

  • @jace5848
    @jace5848 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:28 Bro sounds like he's in a documentary

  • @johnr.9094
    @johnr.9094 8 месяцев назад

    I like how stimpee can't blend in literally anywhere now, so he has to play coy then eat his victims mentally.

  • @cl1dus
    @cl1dus 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee i feel like your the type of person to be playing Rainbow Six Siege in his spare time, its something about your voice man. You should probably try to play if not :)

  • @danililiy5374
    @danililiy5374 8 месяцев назад

    “I got ma fingies crossed”
    Literally killed me

  • @drivenbyf8
    @drivenbyf8 6 месяцев назад

    That dude who recognized you in the beginning me was giving me Fives vibes from Star Wars the Clone Wars lmao

  • @FUJIIisCoolAndHawkTuah
    @FUJIIisCoolAndHawkTuah 8 месяцев назад

    the guy executing your "friend" while you stand in the doorway and watch him die is comedy gold i tell yes indubitably

  • @xKevmachinex
    @xKevmachinex 8 месяцев назад

    i was 4 hours into a game and found a guy in a police station. as soon as I walked in he started begging "please don't shot! I have nothing but a shovel! Please don't shot* I was like dude chill its cool, your good. 5 minutes later I walked out of a house I was looting near by when 2 slugs in the back killed me, he walked up to me and said laughingly, I no longer have just a shovel I found a shotgun! I wasn't mad because this is what makes dayz fun! you just never know whats going to happen and I hope they never change it.

  • @mattasoEu
    @mattasoEu 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:59 Stimpee you foul beast 😆

    • @Folfah
      @Folfah 8 месяцев назад

      ewwww you kiss boys

  • @twenty4242
    @twenty4242 8 месяцев назад

    the message @12:00 is why I watch Stimpee

  • @TarzDNBUK
    @TarzDNBUK 8 месяцев назад +2

    Can we get a Stimpee & Daniel from SL Collab?

  • @commanderrexy9072
    @commanderrexy9072 8 месяцев назад

    Stimpee becoming dayz famous cant even betray people anymore lmao

  • @cksoup
    @cksoup 8 месяцев назад

    just hearing “Daniel” in DayZ gave me flashbacks

  • @jesuislebig5108
    @jesuislebig5108 8 месяцев назад

    Nothing better than eating a juicy firm meatball sandwich while watching big boy stimpee

  • @Samuel-n5w1j
    @Samuel-n5w1j 8 месяцев назад

    stimpee + DayZ = happy day

  • @tristanfielder5852
    @tristanfielder5852 8 месяцев назад

    By god by George, thank you Lord Stimpee for posting this today