How Powerful is a Crossbow???

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @ebuilder1012
    @ebuilder1012 4 года назад +853

    8:43: "I'm a doctor... ish..."
    The most comforting words to hear before an operation

    • @deadmemories1476
      @deadmemories1476 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @roelhoremans5887
      @roelhoremans5887 4 года назад +7

      Dr. Nicky approves.

    • @JordanTheMann
      @JordanTheMann 4 года назад +19

      I heard similar words in a Mexican resort before blacking out and waking up without my kidneys 😔

    • @tamtamtam4897
      @tamtamtam4897 4 года назад +15

      @@JordanTheMann happens to the best of us

    • @coolcat1530
      @coolcat1530 3 года назад +5

      Vet's are kind of doctors :P

  • @tobyturner4713
    @tobyturner4713 7 лет назад +4238

    "The firing pin rests right against the primer"
    *presses it against his chest*

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 7 лет назад +40

      Toby Turner ikr xDDD

    • @devildavin
      @devildavin 7 лет назад +55

      i was watching "Twang and Bang" he had some of those arrow tips for the bullet arrows, he was firing from his crossbow and it wasn't hitting hard enough to set off the bullet. seems like it needs alot of pressure to make the bullet go off in those tips

    • @JayWag1391
      @JayWag1391 7 лет назад +12

      Toby Turner I know I said the same thing to my gf

    • @isaacvelazco207
      @isaacvelazco207 7 лет назад +27

      You need to hit the primer really hard for it to go off

    • @cprince7749
      @cprince7749 7 лет назад +35

      don't tell Mere...

  • @brockklipsch1594
    @brockklipsch1594 5 лет назад +1535

    “It’s thicker, shorter, and it’s got something on the tip.”
    -Matt 2018

  • @reubster529
    @reubster529 3 года назад +231

    One thing I learned from archery of all sorts is that no matter how colorful that fletching is, if you shoot at an angle into grass, you ain’t getting that arrow back.

    • @mrnoname5162
      @mrnoname5162 2 года назад +8

      yeah.... and don´t start shooting in the spring when th ground is frosen. The arrows will fly wild .. :)

    • @robertraible3853
      @robertraible3853 2 года назад +18

      What I learned is that I can make armor out of printer paper.

    • @RaneBane
      @RaneBane 2 года назад +14

      Buy arrow wrap. They make it reflective. I go out after dark qith a flash light to find mine

    • @javiermartinez6295
      @javiermartinez6295 2 года назад +7

      The only way to find those lost arrows is with a metal detector lol

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP Год назад

      ​@Ganz Bestimmt pmsl...so glad i ain't the only one

  • @rennyukioni7737
    @rennyukioni7737 5 лет назад +838

    *Attaches shotgun shell to bolt*
    ATF: hmmm interesting.

    • @alexxx3958
      @alexxx3958 4 года назад +24

      ATF likes this comment.

    • @MrKistenJack
      @MrKistenJack 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/WqBZVlgORbY/видео.html - "Are you crazy? You think that would work though?"

    • @jonathonhalter9576
      @jonathonhalter9576 4 года назад +5

      ATF proceeds to shoot every dog at the clinic

    • @Kelnx
      @Kelnx 4 года назад +6

      The ATF is never coming after Matt. Between him and Joerg Sprave, they have lifetime jobs writing regulations.

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 года назад

      Lol

  • @owenevers389
    @owenevers389 4 года назад +2205

    List of what Matt hates:
    1. White chicken
    2. 500 magnum
    Me: wHaT abOuT hiGh pOinTs???????????

    • @richardcanaan9244
      @richardcanaan9244 4 года назад +63

      This was before Matt discovered hi point

    • @owenevers389
      @owenevers389 4 года назад +21

      @@richardcanaan9244 still you get the joke

    • @selterz4851
      @selterz4851 4 года назад +27

      Don’t utter that abominable name peasant. The hi... (nausea), tHe hI..... (super nausea), THE HI-POINT (barfs)

    • @the_69th_gamer43
      @the_69th_gamer43 4 года назад +2

      Owens rc garage i wanted to write that

    • @Reedgray248
      @Reedgray248 4 года назад +1

      Owens rc garage I know that’s what I said

  • @raesgu2283
    @raesgu2283 5 лет назад +1756

    White chicken dies.
    Matt: white chicken was like a father to me:(

  • @Blue_collar_97
    @Blue_collar_97 3 года назад +104

    I really wish you’d do another crossbow review! The ones they have out now are crazy!

    • @tacticalarcheryuk
      @tacticalarcheryuk 2 года назад +4

      Have you seen the 5 shot magazine crossbows out lately? Have some on my channel :)

    • @alexdarcydestsimon3767
      @alexdarcydestsimon3767 2 года назад +9

      @@tacticalarcheryuk let me show you its features.

    • @bilalsteffen3598
      @bilalsteffen3598 Год назад +2

      @@alexdarcydestsimon3767 Jörg bester Mann

    • @alexdarcydestsimon3767
      @alexdarcydestsimon3767 Год назад

      @@bilalsteffen3598 stimmt !

    • @AIC_onyt
      @AIC_onyt Год назад

      @@bilalsteffen3598 ja man.
      Deutsche wenn sie amerikanische GunTuber gucken: 🥲

  • @terramangaming2827
    @terramangaming2827 4 года назад +1191

    Matt: "so this explodes when it hits a target"
    *sticks it up to chest*

    • @johnmccaleb1168
      @johnmccaleb1168 4 года назад +57

      Dude that tripped me out to I was naw bro don’t do it

    • @paganmin8124
      @paganmin8124 4 года назад +20

      I mean I am going to assume it only explodes on hard impact

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 4 года назад +22

      @@paganmin8124 yeah obviously it takes harder hit than that but how often do you point your gun at your own chest? Personally I never do that but maybe you obey different rules?

    • @paganmin8124
      @paganmin8124 4 года назад +22

      @@alkestos I'm just built different

    • @Jake-rf5yd
      @Jake-rf5yd 4 года назад +3

      i was cringing

  • @aidandaly3773
    @aidandaly3773 7 лет назад +327

    'When it hits something, it will fire the bullet' *Jabs it in his chest*

    • @radioogretv2089
      @radioogretv2089 7 лет назад +2

      Aidan Daly he jabbed is in his shoulder. Probably on ourpose cuz it wont kill him. Hopefully

    • @GunsArentIllegal
      @GunsArentIllegal 2 года назад

      Mac10 vs Tec9❓️ ruclips.net/user/shortsBylr9GdC8QQ?feature=share

    • @puakagrinder2766
      @puakagrinder2766 2 года назад +7

      Dont worry, he's a doctor

    • @normerevangelista5727
      @normerevangelista5727 2 года назад

      hello my friend... can i have one of your demolitia shirt.... im a fan ....

    • @nicolespray3702
      @nicolespray3702 2 года назад

      @@normerevangelista5727
      They aren't free they cost money on his website now

  • @fridayhc
    @fridayhc 7 лет назад +374

    6:43
    most satisfying part of this video

    • @sirbaenz9934
      @sirbaenz9934 7 лет назад +2

      Helmet Crussher I know right?

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 7 лет назад +16

      Second runner up, "NINE, NINE, NINE!!!"

    • @arcticwolfxxii9236
      @arcticwolfxxii9236 7 лет назад +10

      Nah its when he picked em all up

    • @benbalaj1732
      @benbalaj1732 7 лет назад +3

      Bruh that was 👌

    • @jorgschaffer2676
      @jorgschaffer2676 7 лет назад +3

      +Erin Thorkildsen He said NEIN, not NINE which means NO in german. I mean why would Hitler say NINE??? XD

  • @advythoh
    @advythoh 3 года назад +90

    Matt: I don't like 500Magnum and white chicken... that's it."
    HiPoints: "See we toldya he loves us.. "

  • @ProYagu
    @ProYagu 6 лет назад +149

    RUclips really wanted me to know how powerful a crossbow is. It kept suggesting this video no matter what else I watched.

    • @dominicw8868
      @dominicw8868 6 лет назад +1

      Onoku did you enjoy the vid tho?

    • @Avenging_Archer
      @Avenging_Archer 5 лет назад +1

      I know it's been 6 months but you really need to come back and rewatch the video because you might have forgotten how powerful a crossbow is man.

    • @rebeccaluis1223
      @rebeccaluis1223 5 лет назад

      @@Avenging_Archer ikr

    • @sorenman1
      @sorenman1 5 лет назад

      agreed @@rebeccaluis1223

  • @twitchthot9412
    @twitchthot9412 5 лет назад +696

    "It's cold out here in texas"
    Canadians everywhere are laughing

  • @WarInHD
    @WarInHD 7 лет назад +809

    *has an arrow tip loaded with a .357 Magnum round and says that when it hits something the round goes off... Proceeds to poke himself with it*

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 лет назад +22

      Clifton Williams
      It takes quite a bit of force on the firing cap to set it off.

    • @TheBradWaters
      @TheBradWaters 7 лет назад +10

      Clifton Williams puts ***** around his comment thinking it will be noticed and funny.

    • @WarInHD
      @WarInHD 7 лет назад +19

      TheBradWaters well 74 people thought it was funny so fuck off

    • @MDondy
      @MDondy 7 лет назад +7

      Keep in mind that it would shoot the bolt back at you, due to the pressure being exerted will. Be easier going back than forwards

    • @izimari
      @izimari 7 лет назад

      Clifton Williams 100th like

  • @MaelVampire99
    @MaelVampire99 2 года назад +134

    We should all be very proud of Matt for lasting 10 minutes before cracking a "just the tip" joke.

    • @Lahhsn4j
      @Lahhsn4j Год назад +2

      Yea..usually doesn't last 10 mins

    • @DelEast740
      @DelEast740 Год назад +1

      Matt must have a little narrow one. Could never use saying and then slip something the size of a gala apple and not get a pain reaction.

  • @aMondia
    @aMondia 6 лет назад +497

    "It worked, it didn't kill me!" Thats the most American thing I've ever heard.

    • @mrcopperolk7841
      @mrcopperolk7841 6 лет назад +26

      aMondia welcome to the land of idiots with bad ideas

    • @sapphireotaku3399
      @sapphireotaku3399 6 лет назад +10

      But it IS fucking fun and you know it.

    • @thomasbessis2809
      @thomasbessis2809 6 лет назад +5

      -"XAXAXA Ivan it has not worked I am still alive!"
      Most russian thing ever said?

    • @___mhz
      @___mhz 6 лет назад +1

      aMondia no that’s what she said🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vinderplays1014
      @vinderplays1014 6 лет назад +4

      Same thing we said when we invited flight and went to the moon. Just american things.

  • @wdeltag
    @wdeltag 5 лет назад +796

    Hah, i'm just kiddin'
    But seriously.

    • @somethingtrulyhorrifying
      @somethingtrulyhorrifying 5 лет назад +3

      @English comment passing by lmao...would turn the chicken into a puff of white feathers :/

    • @gordonkeeler4663
      @gordonkeeler4663 5 лет назад +1

      @English comment passing by You get the same effect from a jackrabbit and a .308 hollow point.

    • @galacticwarlordgw1138
      @galacticwarlordgw1138 4 года назад

      Watching demolition ranch on youtube

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 года назад +2

      Hah, I'm just kidding...
      ... Unless... 😳

    • @mason11198
      @mason11198 4 года назад +2

      PETA?!?!??!?!

  • @omen5055
    @omen5055 7 лет назад +135

    Later on that day...he killed the white chicken...

  • @anonymouslee2083
    @anonymouslee2083 2 года назад +38

    The dinner plates were a great demonstration of why there’s a ceramic blunting plate in rifle grade body armor

  • @smudgepost
    @smudgepost 5 лет назад +284

    Merch tip - Make a Demolition Ranch t-shirt with a white chicken sporting a .500 magnum

    • @Bakers_Ville
      @Bakers_Ville 5 лет назад +6

      Telling Mer that Matt bought a new gun

    • @Raji-yw1ce
      @Raji-yw1ce 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @jbone8315
      @jbone8315 5 лет назад +2

      And a hi-point 40 cal

    • @gera9910
      @gera9910 5 лет назад +3

      @@jbone8315 too far man🤮🤮

    • @alvianekka80
      @alvianekka80 4 года назад

      Chicken: Peace was never an option

  • @LisTheWitch
    @LisTheWitch 5 лет назад +102

    Matt: Don't try this at home
    Also Matt: I put a Link to the Crossbow in the Description

  • @J117-x7l
    @J117-x7l 7 лет назад +41

    Dude you are going to be the coolest dad and grandpa ever.

  • @sblackburn1581
    @sblackburn1581 2 года назад +5

    Hey. I really appreciate the way you are not condescending or political or in anyway abrasive to people just checking out the scene. You rock guys. Good luck. -detroit

  • @RSmerlinRS
    @RSmerlinRS 7 лет назад +61

    'honey, have you seen my good dinner plates?'

    • @supadicko
      @supadicko 7 лет назад +3

      RSmerlinRS don't tell mere

  • @adamdevine3459
    @adamdevine3459 7 лет назад +89

    “I couldnt find my arrow, I didnt know where it was and then I thought why are those cans floating” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RDeathmark
      @RDeathmark 7 лет назад +2

      Adam Devine "that's weird"

  • @stanleyvernyy3365
    @stanleyvernyy3365 7 лет назад +206

    9:06 Demonetization Ranch

    • @clayton8or
      @clayton8or 7 лет назад +14

      (youtube.de) "not available in your country"

    • @AlaskaTony
      @AlaskaTony 7 лет назад +12

      pretty sure this channel is auto demonetized

    • @wakyvoid9511
      @wakyvoid9511 7 лет назад +3

      That was hilarious😂

    • @David-du4xs
      @David-du4xs 7 лет назад +15

      *Demonetization Reich

    • @DanielJackson98
      @DanielJackson98 7 лет назад +3

      Matt should go ask PewDiePie want it feels like to be demonetized for nazi jokes

  • @roadkill_yt
    @roadkill_yt 3 года назад +11

    Love how you mentioned Daryl
    As a fan of walking dead, I understand

  • @mattcrosby2781
    @mattcrosby2781 7 лет назад +177

    Hopes it doesn’t explode in the bow...proceeds to poke himself with it😂. Love your vids Matt

  • @sjj1072
    @sjj1072 6 лет назад +615

    Favorite person I don't personally know

  • @gurnhawk
    @gurnhawk 7 лет назад +165

    There needs to be a shirt design with the white chicken holding the 500 magnum

  • @RonFleener
    @RonFleener 2 года назад +8

    This channel has grown tremendously in the past 4 years. Very proud of you man.

  • @teunhartveldt2940
    @teunhartveldt2940 5 лет назад +140

    -500.magnum
    -White chicken
    -i think you forgot HI-point

  • @MinhNguyen-by8ey
    @MinhNguyen-by8ey 7 лет назад +2032

    I was pretty nervous the entire time he's pointing that arrow with the round in there at himself

    • @くろかわ117
      @くろかわ117 7 лет назад +94

      MEEP MEEP I was thinking the same, and it was towards his heart too! PLS be careful Matt

    • @marklichem
      @marklichem 7 лет назад +51

      MEEP MEEP Me too, it made me feel really uncomfortable.

    • @canis8307
      @canis8307 7 лет назад +26

      it wasn't gonna go off... he could tap it and he'd be fine.
      it needed way more force than just moving it around to set it off

    • @bradameerbeg6422
      @bradameerbeg6422 7 лет назад +43

      It wasn't even drawn, ya numbskull.

    • @bradameerbeg6422
      @bradameerbeg6422 7 лет назад +18

      Let alone it wasn't even loaded... damn do you even have eyes?

  • @zmduff
    @zmduff 7 лет назад +71

    "I'm a doctor...ish." Classic Matt.

    • @MrJest2
      @MrJest2 7 лет назад +6

      He's more than a little self-effacing. But I'll tell you what - in a "zombie apocalypse" scenario, I'd rather have a vet around than a "human" specialist or a dentist or someone like that. Vets are essentially GPs who also do surgery, and mammals are mammals. A vet is a "jack-of-all-trades" sort of doctor in a lot of ways.

    • @AlaskanBallistics
      @AlaskanBallistics 7 лет назад +1

      MrJest2 very true... Vet,would be really useful, especially if they can shoot

  • @Mayo7352
    @Mayo7352 3 года назад +41

    Demo wondering why he keeps getting demonized: posts a clip of hitler

    • @thessop9439
      @thessop9439 3 года назад +3

      Demonetization ranch

    • @Skeleton99999
      @Skeleton99999 3 года назад +1

      I was like what in the freaking swastika will sitting in my room with the Soviet banner hanging up

    • @oliviersavard8676
      @oliviersavard8676 3 года назад

      @@thessop9439 lmao

  • @XxRileyxX42
    @XxRileyxX42 4 года назад +259

    Demolition Ranch
    How he sets down the Compound bow:
    “Dumps it on the ground like it doesn’t matter”
    How he sets the Crossbow
    “Sets it gently”

    • @bneskylights1152
      @bneskylights1152 4 года назад +35

      I heard the compound bounce and it hurt my soul.

  • @chase.b2967
    @chase.b2967 7 лет назад +75

    .500 mag vs chicken = Demonetization

    • @someidot3699
      @someidot3699 7 лет назад +1

      Party poster 555 microwave vs fly = demonitization

    • @mikebauer2243
      @mikebauer2243 7 лет назад +1

      I would say, we have to do the classic stile. Starting with a small bullet ...

    • @someidot3699
      @someidot3699 7 лет назад +1

      Johannes Buder oof

    • @timothyharris7499
      @timothyharris7499 7 лет назад

      WELCOME TO DEMONIZATION RANCH!

    • @zany527
      @zany527 7 лет назад

      Nine nine

  • @MrBoriqua2000
    @MrBoriqua2000 7 лет назад +159

    I want a white chicken shirt

  • @sayakest
    @sayakest 3 года назад +40

    The way he just holds the arrow with a live bullet up to his shoulder like that gave me the chills

  • @squishybushlaplant6166
    @squishybushlaplant6166 7 лет назад +173

    Matt can you please make demolition ranch jackets !!? Plz like this so it gets noticed

    • @devildog0489
      @devildog0489 7 лет назад +2

      Jesse Laplant actually not a bad idea

    • @laserpigeon2923
      @laserpigeon2923 7 лет назад +1

      I would love a hoodie

    • @woens3378
      @woens3378 7 лет назад +1

      If they made hoodies I would try to convince my parents to buy one

  • @xXTheHDNoobXX
    @xXTheHDNoobXX 7 лет назад +261

    After that intro matt will have to change the name to DemonitizationRanch.

    • @marcoaguiar2619
      @marcoaguiar2619 7 лет назад +2

      He already made this joke

    • @Derek-ld4kn
      @Derek-ld4kn 5 лет назад +1

      @@marcoaguiar2619 Not to mention the fact that D.R has nearly seven million viewers and probably has zero damns given for fears of such things.

  • @KeriorMaloony
    @KeriorMaloony 7 лет назад +85

    we also need "I'm a doctor...ish" shirt!!

  • @daltiejul
    @daltiejul 3 года назад +10

    I was thinking there's a high probability that the bullet goes off in the bow and yup. That was surprisingly a huge risk taken he usually takes a little more caution and I'm actually surprised that wasn't way worse and glad he didn't get hurt. I would've bet that would've hurt someone pretty bad!

  • @nathancory7717
    @nathancory7717 7 лет назад +20

    Love the video! That's awesome how the bolt stayed inside the cans and stuck them all together

  • @babisife2332
    @babisife2332 7 лет назад +127

    Ok you are unusually insane in this video

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial 4 года назад +267

    You know when Daryl from The Walking Dead shoots a walker in the head and the bolt always just get stuck instead of just going straight through? Even though their heads are so rotten that they can smash it just by stepping on it?
    This is why it annoys me

    • @SilencedByYoutube
      @SilencedByYoutube 3 года назад +20

      And makes perfect shots without sights.

    • @camer0nhughes250
      @camer0nhughes250 3 года назад +37

      That's because Daryl is awesome and all

    • @legoninjagozx
      @legoninjagozx 3 года назад +2

      Lol bro, I feel it

    • @Eric-ij7tb
      @Eric-ij7tb 3 года назад +8

      @@SilencedByRUclips he never played with toys he practiced all his life if you remember no hate btw😊😊

    • @Eric-ij7tb
      @Eric-ij7tb 3 года назад

      @@camer0nhughes250 true

  • @RobsRobotChannel
    @RobsRobotChannel 2 года назад +3

    The "floating cans" trick was VERY IMPRESSIVE, MY DUDE!

  • @Boosted98gsx
    @Boosted98gsx 7 лет назад +55

    Where's Creepy Cooter? You should have done the apple trick with him!

    • @fyzix4277
      @fyzix4277 7 лет назад

      If I remember correctly he stayed at the old ranch

    • @Boosted98gsx
      @Boosted98gsx 7 лет назад

      We've seen him on recent videos though?

  • @juliansantos5075
    @juliansantos5075 7 лет назад +62

    " Then I thought... why are those cans floating?" 😂😂

  • @Dr.Red43
    @Dr.Red43 5 лет назад +353

    Killing a chicken is a damn good way to get a bounty.

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 лет назад +27

      Dallas Randolph 50 gold bounty added to whiterun

    • @jaysplace01
      @jaysplace01 5 лет назад +20

      Wait... I know you..

    • @Dr.Red43
      @Dr.Red43 5 лет назад

      What's my middle name

    • @jaysplace01
      @jaysplace01 5 лет назад +12

      @@Dr.Red43 lol i was just quoting the guard

    • @Dr.Red43
      @Dr.Red43 5 лет назад +4

      Gotcha, funny thing is you share the samename as one of my old buds 😂

  • @kedmark
    @kedmark 2 года назад +6

    Awesome crossbow you have there, thank you very much for producing and posting!!!

  • @502_dean
    @502_dean 7 лет назад +58

    How much refrigerated peanut butter will it take to stop a bullet or arrow

  • @rob.chase2244
    @rob.chase2244 7 лет назад +83

    “Why are those cans floating?” 😂

  • @tattooheath
    @tattooheath 5 лет назад +88

    I've watched 100's of youtube guys with channels like this & you smoke them all. Hilarious, informative & entertaining as heck.

  • @josephl.458
    @josephl.458 3 года назад +10

    The beginning though:🤣: “Hav yu eva seen a cwosbow👉🏻👈🏻”

  • @Adamsandler321
    @Adamsandler321 7 лет назад +37

    Just found this channel yesterday and can't stop watching his videos. New subscriber :)

    • @MrShivshank
      @MrShivshank 7 лет назад +4

      i envy you! now go watch all the old ones cause they're all pretty great!

    • @luigilancellotti205
      @luigilancellotti205 7 лет назад +1

      Richard The Ostrich welcome to the demolitia

    • @Adamsandler321
      @Adamsandler321 7 лет назад +1

      Very offensive, I'm a ostrich

  • @cuddlebutticus
    @cuddlebutticus 6 лет назад +57

    "this may blow up in the bow... So ima put sun glasses on" best thing I've ever heard

  • @ParadoxDown
    @ParadoxDown 7 лет назад +28

    "I'm a Doctor... ish"
    Thanks for putting a smile on my face :3

    • @Dondolini94
      @Dondolini94 7 лет назад +1

      Joe Wolf JediDoomWolf
      Beth from Rick and Morty wouldn't be happy on that tought

  • @mccreatc
    @mccreatc 2 года назад +1

    Do I have a crossbow? No.
    Did I watch every second of this video? Yes.

  • @sharquimetal
    @sharquimetal 5 лет назад +147

    Matt looks like Daryl from season 1 with that crossbow

  • @rasmusmerirand5711
    @rasmusmerirand5711 7 лет назад +106

    White chicken with a 500 magnum demolition ranches worst nightmare

    • @leopoldbaumann1575
      @leopoldbaumann1575 7 лет назад +7

      he should shoot the white chicken with a 500 Magnum hahah

    • @theekingkobra2832
      @theekingkobra2832 7 лет назад +1

      Rasmus Merirand shit man I'ma have nightmares now ;-;

    • @sampsin1
      @sampsin1 7 лет назад +1

      Chikens have those cold dead eyes!🤤

    • @paraplegicparakeet4857
      @paraplegicparakeet4857 7 лет назад +1

      It wouldn’t even flinch from the recoil

    • @salennadoss9596
      @salennadoss9596 7 лет назад +2

      Rasmus Merirand no with the 700 grane now that will be awesome

  • @jedarmer9175
    @jedarmer9175 7 лет назад +95

    #bringbackcreepycooter

  • @orangecreeperx6980
    @orangecreeperx6980 3 года назад +9

    Normal crossbow max shooting range: 500 yrd
    Daryl Dixon's crossbow: 99999999999999999999999 yrd

    • @skol_tv912
      @skol_tv912 3 года назад +1

      Im a TWD Fan and i can confirm this

  • @johnfuller1912
    @johnfuller1912 7 лет назад +81

    Next video how many white chickens will a 500 mag go through

  • @peaaanuuutz
    @peaaanuuutz 7 лет назад +350

    Next episode; Can a 50 BMG penetrate the white chicken?

  • @robotbanana4261
    @robotbanana4261 4 года назад +152

    “Just don’t ever do anything I do. Your life will be better for it.”
    You heard it here first kids, don’t grow up and save puppies.

  • @roberteastland9572
    @roberteastland9572 4 года назад +1

    I'm 71 and I love your channel... There's an old saying that goes with your... I'm a doctor phrase. They calls me Doctor cause I knows how to Operate !! I don't see how you do all the stuff you do !

  • @FBI-ov7lb
    @FBI-ov7lb 7 лет назад +1940

    The face you made in thumbnail is evil mastermind worthy.

  • @alsokooniiee4797
    @alsokooniiee4797 7 лет назад +1476

    Please bring back 50cal friday

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 года назад +135

    Normie: I’m a vet
    Me, an intellectual: I’m a doctor-ish

  • @matthewhollingshead470
    @matthewhollingshead470 2 года назад +1

    I Really miss this older format

  • @thegrayrabbit7949
    @thegrayrabbit7949 7 лет назад +73

    Hey Matt, can you do a video on your complete arsenal?

  • @PhazerboyProductions
    @PhazerboyProductions 7 лет назад +48

    That ''Nein Nein Nein'' clip got me rolling xD

    • @janisgrieger7308
      @janisgrieger7308 7 лет назад

      Phazerboy Productions damn that got me so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @radix4801
    @radix4801 7 лет назад +65

    "Totally killed my shaft" #donttellMer

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 2 года назад

    Despite the comedy, this is one of the best crossbow video's I've ever seen.
    Lots of information .

  • @DOA220
    @DOA220 7 лет назад +55

    11:53 totally thought the .357 was going to go off in your shoulder lol

  • @Holms117
    @Holms117 7 лет назад +349

    We need a dont tell mere shirt! (attempt 2 on Demolition Ranch)

    • @Noah-sl7rc
      @Noah-sl7rc 7 лет назад +8

      James Landholm god bro your committed to this respect

    • @alexomega4218
      @alexomega4218 7 лет назад +2

      I agree

    • @rensvanbreukelen3762
      @rensvanbreukelen3762 7 лет назад +2

      Matt, please... Everyone is askin'

    • @J-O-H-N
      @J-O-H-N 7 лет назад +1

      Subscribers request - #DontTellMere or if you don't like #DontTellMyWife Shirts plz!!

    • @Jamie-tx7pn
      @Jamie-tx7pn 7 лет назад +1

      Mere. It's her fucking name. (Meredith) Does no one even realize that? I don't think I have ever seen a person actually capitalize it.

  • @fettywap9857
    @fettywap9857 7 лет назад +59

    Call your merch ranch dressing

  • @zenimfortniteclips
    @zenimfortniteclips 3 года назад

    Matt In every video: You guys know how much I hate hi-points.
    Matt's list: 500 magnum and white chicken
    Hi-point HQ: I knew he liked us...

  • @parriscarter206
    @parriscarter206 7 лет назад +84

    Hey Matt, just an idea, could you see how strong D3O Material is? It’s a very strong material and I was wondering if it’s resistant to bullets.
    Please like so Matt can see!

    • @devildog0489
      @devildog0489 7 лет назад

      Uprising Tactics heres ur like

    • @mitchellbeckman6852
      @mitchellbeckman6852 7 лет назад

      Uprising Tactics

    • @owsvaldozuniga9445
      @owsvaldozuniga9445 7 лет назад

      Uprising Tactics I have a case made with that stuff

    • @parriscarter206
      @parriscarter206 7 лет назад

      Owsvaldo Zuniga Yeah, it’s pretty durable. Hopefully Matt can see this, if not we both can comment it again on his next video.

    • @xenonram
      @xenonram 7 лет назад

      Things need to be one of, or a combination of, 4 things to stop bullets. Either REALLY hard like steels or ceramics, or having strength in numbers, like Kevlar and other woven materials, really thick like bullet proof polymers, or really thick like a ream of paper. This plastic/foam you're speaking of is neither. It also was not designed to be bullet proof. Look at how thick the plastic at the bank is. (About 2¼"/30mm). Granted needing to be optically clear hinders its ability to be thin.

  • @Yuhlk
    @Yuhlk 7 лет назад +332

    Are steel toe boots bulletproof!????? Like if u wanna see it on demo ranch

    • @coolmemesbudd
      @coolmemesbudd 7 лет назад +11

      ReedMario Definitely not bulletproof.

    • @TeufortCTF
      @TeufortCTF 7 лет назад +7

      its a small layer of steel

    • @AverageMrFox
      @AverageMrFox 7 лет назад +10

      When it inevitably turns out they're not, you can at least say "Haha, really shot myself in the foot with that one" before rushing to the ER because you shout yourself in the foot.

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 7 лет назад +4

      It'll stop a .22 LR but thats about it.

    • @ahmadsyabil1339
      @ahmadsyabil1339 7 лет назад +3

      watch Edwin Sarkissian vid. its quite bulletproof

  • @CasualJamer
    @CasualJamer 7 лет назад +210

    Get explosive bolts and incendiary bolts or flaming bolts that would be crazy cool my dude

    • @amysteriouspotato4383
      @amysteriouspotato4383 7 лет назад

      I think he did flaming bolts? IDR.

    • @dogztooth
      @dogztooth 7 лет назад +3

      chewbacca fire arrows are a thing. you are an idiot.

    • @HoseTheBeast
      @HoseTheBeast 7 лет назад +5

      Chewbacca they are a thing it is not only a cloth or a piece of wood😂 dip that cloth in gasoline and i bet you it wont go out

    • @gaberiel4231
      @gaberiel4231 7 лет назад +1

      Chewbacca nice English lmao

    • @TheCowboyfromhell87
      @TheCowboyfromhell87 7 лет назад +2

      Chewbacca They are a thing. Piece of cloth and some diesel on the tip. I have done it a lot with my compound bow.

  • @Bexar2204
    @Bexar2204 Год назад

    It´s so wierd to watch a video from 2018 in 2923. The quality of the videos have improved so much

  • @locksand45
    @locksand45 6 лет назад +292

    A crossbow, while not as powerful as an atomic bomb, is still capable of devastating an area approximating several dozen city blocks.

  • @wesleythoman9873
    @wesleythoman9873 6 лет назад +55

    13:23
    That is the most beautiful backyard rig job I have ever seen.

  • @greenchannelgreen
    @greenchannelgreen 4 года назад +52

    Always remember to wear your OSHA approved fuzzy hat and Wal Mart sunglasses when improvising a duct tape crossbow shotgun.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 2 года назад +2

      Obviously as long as his hat is ansi rated then he’s good.

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 2 года назад +2

    cool thing about cutting weapons is they go right through kevlar armor, so using razor sharp hunting bolts would have gone way further throught the armor than the cone tiped training bolts.

  • @bequiet568
    @bequiet568 7 лет назад +371

    *PETA HEAVY BREATHING*

    • @jackhughes9505
      @jackhughes9505 7 лет назад

      Petairl

    • @Epic_Gamer__
      @Epic_Gamer__ 7 лет назад

      *AAAAAAA*

    • @TippyIsCool
      @TippyIsCool 7 лет назад

      Vulgar Display of Truth
      PEOPLE
      EATING
      TASTY
      ANIMALS

    • @dustinb1070
      @dustinb1070 7 лет назад

      I hate peta. They lie and misrepresent themselves.

    • @ethanvogt9406
      @ethanvogt9406 7 лет назад

      just as he is holding white chicken still peta just comes flying in on jets and helicopters shooting guns everywhere

  • @whitewolf1112
    @whitewolf1112 6 лет назад +338

    His wife is gonna kill him when she notices all the plates missing.

    • @matthewb5364
      @matthewb5364 6 лет назад +1

      White Wolf he probably bought them for the video. For a different one featuring his .50 Caliber rifle he bought an entire box of them.

    • @TeVeTeVe
      @TeVeTeVe 6 лет назад +1

      If i have One tho

    • @TheoricHumter
      @TheoricHumter 6 лет назад +1

      she is gonna be angry about him not giving her any new white plates

    • @doa_form
      @doa_form 6 лет назад

      Plates are so cheap that she could easily buy a new set without getting mad

    • @Chal8
      @Chal8 6 лет назад +1

      woow, great conversation here ..

  • @Xieken
    @Xieken 7 лет назад +20

    and then the Daily Mail turns it into a "How a youtuber teaches you how to defeat police body armor with crossbow bolts"

  • @gustaafargoan
    @gustaafargoan 2 года назад

    Haven't watched this guy in over 2 years, now he shows up again. I like the real 2A channels. Maybe again in another 2 years. Kids do need to be entertained I guess.

    • @empireoflizards
      @empireoflizards 2 года назад

      He fills a role. Puts a nice face, humor, 'clean fun' for firearms...because unfortunately our society is more about perception than facts. But, he does a good job keeping a positive association with firearms for people otherwise not interested in 2A.

    • @gustaafargoan
      @gustaafargoan 2 года назад

      @@empireoflizards You are very kind.

  • @robinvg3742
    @robinvg3742 7 лет назад +176

    Wow i really didn't expect hitler to come out of nowhere in your video!

    • @TheDeadMeme27
      @TheDeadMeme27 7 лет назад +10

      XTDarkrise i was funny though lol

    • @ntlunatic1364
      @ntlunatic1364 7 лет назад +4

      And what's the problem with that

    • @Olordrin
      @Olordrin 7 лет назад +3

      I think he was expressing surprise, not discontent. It was kinda hilarious.

    • @kyqt4437
      @kyqt4437 7 лет назад

      When?

    • @maximofenn8681
      @maximofenn8681 7 лет назад +2

      I laughed

  • @kilppa
    @kilppa 5 лет назад +26

    Those cans jumping up while tied together by the bolt was really satisfying to watch.

  • @tryhardsmokey4435
    @tryhardsmokey4435 7 лет назад +730

    Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein

    • @mitchy5142
      @mitchy5142 7 лет назад +2

      Minh-Hieu Le Nein

    • @reaganlackey4490
      @reaganlackey4490 7 лет назад +2

      Vass is it mein bruzza.

    • @tryhardsmokey4435
      @tryhardsmokey4435 7 лет назад +8

      Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein, Nein

    • @OperatorVanta
      @OperatorVanta 7 лет назад +17

      I was not expecting that meme rofl

    • @lukeboggess6078
      @lukeboggess6078 7 лет назад +2

      Minh-Hieu Le that reminded me of teo

  • @phillipburgess8764
    @phillipburgess8764 2 года назад +5

    I love shooting my Cross bow. It's cool to see you doing something different. The target ideas are interesting. Now I want too try something different too. Besides regular cross bow bolt target. Thank you for the video

  • @matthewb9241
    @matthewb9241 5 лет назад +40

    Ok, that 357 magnum arrow tip is just insane.

  • @Jaredbar
    @Jaredbar 7 лет назад +34

    Your next gun should be the Ar500 from bighorn armory. it shoots 500 smith&wesson with a trimmed down rim.

    • @matthewclark263
      @matthewclark263 7 лет назад

      Jared B I personally think he should get a fat mac which fires the .950 JDJ

    • @Jaredbar
      @Jaredbar 7 лет назад

      matthew clark that gun looks pretty cool too! However, I don’t want Matt dying. I mean we wouldn’t be able to tell mere or anything

  • @MrJolte
    @MrJolte 7 лет назад +27

    DemolitionRanch hate list: 50 magnum, hi points, the white chicken, bad camera focus.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 лет назад +1

      Bangflashbang
      and Cooter

    • @svp-3015
      @svp-3015 7 лет назад

      Bangflashbang like ur profile lol