Leo Kearse - Dating When You're Old As Shit
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- Опубликовано: 4 дек 2019
- Scottish comedian Leo Kearse talks about dating and having sex when you're old, and finds out about pillow talk from a couple in the front row. Filmed at Top Secret Comedy in London on Dec 4, 2019
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'that's not clapping, it's va__nas snapping shut'. Best line ever! A proper, refreshing comedian, legend 👍 🏴🇬🇧
Pity it's one of Doug Stanhope's.
Somebody please tell Nish and the BBC that this is how you do comedy!
Great stuff! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭
I just saw about what Nish did yesterday. What a twat. We need more politically incorrect comedy aka correct comedy
He did his job. Made Money. His job is Not comedy. Serve the narrative comrade.
Well said!
Nish is pish.
this guy is a genius. so happy to see a comedian just be funny
I can't see from tears in my eyes, I have had to blow my nose three times, I woke up my son from laughing so hard and scared the dog, just from watching two of this guy's videos.
"Do ya say anything when he's thrashing away on top of ya?" What a wonderful question to ask a woman you just met.
Top-notch crowd work there, Leo.
As a non-native English speaker, I really appreciate the subtitles.
I can't remember when I last laughed so much.
Have you understood a word so far 😂 love that little bit of self awareness.
God he's funny. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm 59, and single. He's got the dating sex down to a T. 😄
How is this guy not more famous
Mr Yang well, specifically because he’s not known by many people. That’s how fame works.
Mr Yang Because he's funny, and the woefully unfunny comedians of the BBC are scared shitless of him.
I think he's about to be more famous. Either that, or there truly is no hope.
because he is funny as fuck and not pc,simple as that
Because the Woke BBC are scared to upset anyone these days. Also he's totally anti-SNP in Scotland so the cowardly BBC and STV (Sturgeon TV) won't book him.
Thee most underrated comedian in the uk!
PREACH, BROTHER!!
I'm so old I can remember when most comedy was like this i.e. about telling funny, exaggerated stories about life that make an audience laugh their arses off, rather than just signalling how woke you are for clapter. Granted this guy is very talented, and much better than 95% of them even back in the day (1980s in my case), which raises him from just being an top-notch comedian to an absolute bloody legend given current circumstances.
Your excellent Comedy Unleashed video reminded me of watching Frankie Boyle's first live video when I was 19: I thought, wow, he's saying the things you're not allowed to say! But that means more coming from a 31 year old, I would hope, than it does coming from a 19 year old! Hope to hear you on something like the Delingpod or Triggernometry or even Buxton soon!
Never heard of Leo, but everything I’ve seen of him in the last week has been funny.
Love this guy. Saw him do the Pun Man stuff a few years back and thought I was going to die laughing.
best stand up Ive seen in ages
Thanks Fabian!
Scottish comedians are always the funniest.
"You're pulverising my tonsils"!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
FASTER?!! HARDER?!! DEEPER?!! Ye cannae change the laws o' physics!
Dave Cochrane 🤣
Discovered you from Lotuseaters (you're brilliant on that) now I'm going through your standup vids and laughing my ass off
Hahaha thanks man!
Absolutely brilliant.
Glad we've found each other!
You've definitely jumped into my top 5 favorite comedians list. Your certificate is in the mail.
The Thought Police keep a photo of every person who enters this club. (Only kidding....I think)
Sadly, that's not beyond the realms of possibility.
Just found you through Comedy Unleashed - too fkn funny mate!
OMG!!!!!! Ahhh HUMOR!!!!! Love it!!
Good stuff Leo!
Brilliant!
Legend
Brilliant :-)
please come to prague for a gig. i could get maybe 20 folk in a room for you, maybe 30
snf not all flat earthers
Didn’t understand a word you said but it was very funny.😅
subbed... top man,
Proper comedy🤣
Class.
This guy is so dam funny
...."Yer pulverising my tonsils" hahahaha
Very,very funny 😂😂😂
Haven't heard this guy b4..funny as fk
This bloke is funny as fuck
Funny funny guy.
God he's so bloody funny!!! Only just heard of him
"That's vaginas snapping shut" 😂
He's good.
All that time working in the oil fields off Aberdeenshire back in the 70's finally pays off. I can pick out most of the words and assemble your monolog. You're easier to understand than the Aberdeen taxi driver that took me to Peterhead whilst telling me all about how much he loved Johnny Cash country music. Saw Billy Connolly live in Aberdeen at some large theatre... he was dead easy to understand after working up there for several years.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fit?
Very funny guy,beats shit out of the whole corral of dire comedians so beloved by the commissioners of BBC 3.
Great stuff but I must admit I'm looking forward to some new material - this routine has been doing the rounds a while now. Still, very funny!
Yeah fair point, I got some new subscribers from the Comedy Unleashed video and this clip has new bits and crowd work in it, so I figured it was worth putting up, but I've got brand new stuff going up in a couple of days!
@@LeoKearse it's great stuff either way Leo!
@@LeoKearse I'm a new sub and I appreciated it...ignore Dave the naysayer (that's your new name Dave)
Hahaha thanks, all of you!
@@chrish281 NAY, I say, NAY, lad!
Who would have thought that the older generation were so keen on recycling? Good gig.
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Can understand this guy better than my friend from Edinburgh. Honestly never know half of what he’s saying.
I'm puzzled why so many people can't understand what he's saying! I'm not Scottish but I don't have a problem following the patter. It's a little fast in places, but isn't that the nature of stand up?
Just had to re-subscribe to you Leo fyi
Thanks for the heads up - wonder why they unsubscribed you? Bit worrying!
@@LeoKearse who knows!? Same with another channel and I keep getting the little ‘is this video a good suggestion for you?’ box on Bill Burr’s channel too 😆 wankery is afoot!
What does he say about heroin at 3min?
"it's like if the kid out of Stranger Things went on heroin" - basically there was a guy in the audience who really really looked like that kid with the curly hair and gap teeth from Stranger Things, but on heroin
I feel like this was funny. Shame he didnt do this set in english.
At least he didn't do it in Gay-lick
Sucks getting older.
But hey, it’s not all bad. I’ve got more brain now than I ever did when I was I young.
I think it's not so much that we get "more brain" as we get older... it's rather that the stupid parts don't reproduce and die off... unlike what happens in the general population these days.
Yeah Leo is hilarious, but I think the harder, deeper section was done a long time ago by Ray Lipowski, a comedian from Chicago. Link is here
ruclips.net/video/ZC2KRqb3gG4/видео.html
Subtitles please?
I've uploaded subtitles, turn on closed captions to see them
@@LeoKearse definitely a good idea (for non-native speakers - like me - Scottish accent is a bit difficult :)) And thanks for your work, I haven't laughed out loud like that in a while^^
Similar to a bit Owen Benjamin does
Post the link. I've been doing this bit for years.
m.ruclips.net/video/ig_3k8s5uvA/видео.html
That's from 2018 and it's pretty different apart from the premise of "women saying deeper" which must have occurred to about 70% of the male standup population
What was he banned from RUclips for?
@@LeoKearse yep . . I watched it over, only that wee bit is similar . .just reminding me a little. Err i know he's rubbed people the wrong way as he was a conservative in Hollywood, then he moved away to somewhere rural in the states. He posts extended rants/ monlogues in videos about the moon landing, "wizardry", and other topics. Specifically i dont know what he got banned for, hate speech against Muslims or Jews?
He was probably very funny but unfortunately as a Canadian I couldn't understand a word he was saying, so I clicked on subtitles.. The real joke is seeing how f.cked up its word interpretation is
poor you
"Holding back an inch" that is an Owen Benjamin joke
Post the link
Still waiting on this link
mumble, mumble, mumble, .. HAAAAAA.... mumble, mumble, mumble... HAAAA.... JUST A SUGGESTION: get a softer accent or better audio situation.
Feel free to watch another comedian instead
@@LeoKearse 'back in the seventies'...not entirely sure why i laughed at that
@@LeoKearse Ya, I remember struggling for the first ten minutes of Riff- Raff with Robert Carlyle back in 91...but once i adjusted my ears, smooth sailing. I love Scottish accents
Bell
@@LeoKearse , thanks Leo, I guess I have... I can hardly recall leaving this comment, much less you. It was Toffee Digger's ("reply") comment that got back here to see yours (2 years later). I gather from Marco's comment that you have a Scottish accent - I, too, love Scottish accents (among many others). Yet, I was apparently frustrated by the combination of your accent and your "audio situation" as making what was apparently funny to some, literally incomprehensible to me, despite it being, apparently aimed at the English speaking world(?) < insert quote here from Ben Franklin and others about how critics are often our best allies > PRO TIP : If you don't want feedback, feel free to turn off your comments section instead. Cheers. B-)
Can some one translate this crap
Naw
@tinylilmatt Matt all kidding aside, I was heckling the comedian not to be hateful or hurtful just trying to be funny.
Your job is to not be so serious and heckle me back..
Its a kind of game ...
This is quite funny. But remember Jesus. I mean really ... remember Jesus.
Very very funny!!!! 😂