Leo Kearse - Dating When You're Old As Shit

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2019
  • Scottish comedian Leo Kearse talks about dating and having sex when you're old, and finds out about pillow talk from a couple in the front row. Filmed at Top Secret Comedy in London on Dec 4, 2019
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  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 3 года назад +40

    'that's not clapping, it's va__nas snapping shut'. Best line ever! A proper, refreshing comedian, legend 👍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

    • @taffwob
      @taffwob 9 месяцев назад

      Pity it's one of Doug Stanhope's.

  • @MrWeAllAreOne
    @MrWeAllAreOne 4 года назад +144

    Somebody please tell Nish and the BBC that this is how you do comedy!
    Great stuff! 😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @tick999
      @tick999 4 года назад +11

      I just saw about what Nish did yesterday. What a twat. We need more politically incorrect comedy aka correct comedy

    • @jackdeniston9326
      @jackdeniston9326 4 года назад +8

      He did his job. Made Money. His job is Not comedy. Serve the narrative comrade.

    • @zackpenhaligon9904
      @zackpenhaligon9904 3 года назад +1

      Well said!

    • @robertelliott2216
      @robertelliott2216 3 года назад +2

      Nish is pish.

  • @pragueflatearthsociety9586
    @pragueflatearthsociety9586 4 года назад +76

    this guy is a genius. so happy to see a comedian just be funny

  • @whitespacemarines4308
    @whitespacemarines4308 4 года назад +19

    I can't see from tears in my eyes, I have had to blow my nose three times, I woke up my son from laughing so hard and scared the dog, just from watching two of this guy's videos.

  • @lifeisfairitkillseveryone536
    @lifeisfairitkillseveryone536 4 года назад +22

    "Do ya say anything when he's thrashing away on top of ya?" What a wonderful question to ask a woman you just met.

  • @hugh_james
    @hugh_james 4 года назад +46

    Top-notch crowd work there, Leo.

  • @javiersds8081
    @javiersds8081 3 года назад +7

    As a non-native English speaker, I really appreciate the subtitles.

  • @vidyaruchi4810
    @vidyaruchi4810 4 года назад +12

    I can't remember when I last laughed so much.

  • @mikhaildenisov6889
    @mikhaildenisov6889 4 года назад +6

    Have you understood a word so far 😂 love that little bit of self awareness.

  • @etch-a-sketch
    @etch-a-sketch 3 года назад +11

    God he's funny. Couldn't stop laughing. I'm 59, and single. He's got the dating sex down to a T. 😄

  • @d0cru550
    @d0cru550 4 года назад +35

    How is this guy not more famous

    • @thejasonbischoff
      @thejasonbischoff 4 года назад

      Mr Yang well, specifically because he’s not known by many people. That’s how fame works.

    • @dannypalin9583
      @dannypalin9583 4 года назад +12

      Mr Yang Because he's funny, and the woefully unfunny comedians of the BBC are scared shitless of him.

    • @jimwest63
      @jimwest63 4 года назад +6

      I think he's about to be more famous. Either that, or there truly is no hope.

    • @pauls3204
      @pauls3204 4 года назад +1

      because he is funny as fuck and not pc,simple as that

    • @scampalot
      @scampalot 3 года назад +5

      Because the Woke BBC are scared to upset anyone these days. Also he's totally anti-SNP in Scotland so the cowardly BBC and STV (Sturgeon TV) won't book him.

  • @huntnorth5744
    @huntnorth5744 4 года назад +6

    Thee most underrated comedian in the uk!

  • @jimwest63
    @jimwest63 4 года назад +19

    I'm so old I can remember when most comedy was like this i.e. about telling funny, exaggerated stories about life that make an audience laugh their arses off, rather than just signalling how woke you are for clapter. Granted this guy is very talented, and much better than 95% of them even back in the day (1980s in my case), which raises him from just being an top-notch comedian to an absolute bloody legend given current circumstances.

  • @legatrix
    @legatrix 4 года назад +18

    Your excellent Comedy Unleashed video reminded me of watching Frankie Boyle's first live video when I was 19: I thought, wow, he's saying the things you're not allowed to say! But that means more coming from a 31 year old, I would hope, than it does coming from a 19 year old! Hope to hear you on something like the Delingpod or Triggernometry or even Buxton soon!

  • @GreasyBelcher
    @GreasyBelcher 3 года назад +5

    Never heard of Leo, but everything I’ve seen of him in the last week has been funny.

  • @LairdSquared
    @LairdSquared 4 года назад +20

    Love this guy. Saw him do the Pun Man stuff a few years back and thought I was going to die laughing.

  • @fabianpatrizio2865
    @fabianpatrizio2865 3 года назад +4

    best stand up Ive seen in ages

  • @sticksman1979
    @sticksman1979 Год назад +1

    Scottish comedians are always the funniest.

  • @WestcountryDude
    @WestcountryDude 4 года назад +4

    "You're pulverising my tonsils"!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @YouTubeIsAssHo
    @YouTubeIsAssHo 4 года назад +14

    FASTER?!! HARDER?!! DEEPER?!! Ye cannae change the laws o' physics!

  • @peedubz7836
    @peedubz7836 Год назад +3

    Discovered you from Lotuseaters (you're brilliant on that) now I'm going through your standup vids and laughing my ass off

  • @stationaryplane9149
    @stationaryplane9149 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @betterthantelly2993
    @betterthantelly2993 4 года назад +4

    Glad we've found each other!

  • @misfittoytower
    @misfittoytower 4 года назад +26

    You've definitely jumped into my top 5 favorite comedians list. Your certificate is in the mail.

  • @edwardmclaughlin7935
    @edwardmclaughlin7935 4 года назад +5

    The Thought Police keep a photo of every person who enters this club. (Only kidding....I think)

    • @wangdangdoodie
      @wangdangdoodie 4 года назад +4

      Sadly, that's not beyond the realms of possibility.

  • @LoveratLoves
    @LoveratLoves 4 года назад +3

    Just found you through Comedy Unleashed - too fkn funny mate!

  • @philosopher1a
    @philosopher1a 4 года назад +3

    OMG!!!!!! Ahhh HUMOR!!!!! Love it!!

  • @patrickgarvey146
    @patrickgarvey146 4 года назад +4

    Good stuff Leo!

  • @jonh9561
    @jonh9561 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant!

  • @chrisbali5975
    @chrisbali5975 4 года назад +5

    Legend

  • @PaddyMoore
    @PaddyMoore 4 года назад +2

    Brilliant :-)

  • @pragueflatearthsociety9586
    @pragueflatearthsociety9586 4 года назад +9

    please come to prague for a gig. i could get maybe 20 folk in a room for you, maybe 30
    snf not all flat earthers

  • @pictish1371
    @pictish1371 8 месяцев назад +1

    Didn’t understand a word you said but it was very funny.😅

  • @wayneriley6720
    @wayneriley6720 4 года назад +2

    subbed... top man,

  • @vacation_generation
    @vacation_generation 6 месяцев назад +1

    Proper comedy🤣

  • @ivorbiggun710
    @ivorbiggun710 3 года назад

    Class.

  • @deanmann2210
    @deanmann2210 4 года назад +1

    This guy is so dam funny

  • @seandelaney1423
    @seandelaney1423 3 года назад

    ...."Yer pulverising my tonsils" hahahaha

  • @KO-wh6yw
    @KO-wh6yw 2 месяца назад

    Very,very funny 😂😂😂

  • @bigg5582
    @bigg5582 4 года назад +2

    Haven't heard this guy b4..funny as fk

  • @Plato76...
    @Plato76... Год назад +1

    This bloke is funny as fuck

  • @gazbgroundwork1123
    @gazbgroundwork1123 4 года назад +1

    Funny funny guy.

  • @gaynordurdy7689
    @gaynordurdy7689 2 года назад

    God he's so bloody funny!!! Only just heard of him

  • @MikeLebowski
    @MikeLebowski 4 года назад +1

    "That's vaginas snapping shut" 😂

  • @Hamohash
    @Hamohash 4 года назад +1

    He's good.

  • @marscruz
    @marscruz 4 года назад +1

    All that time working in the oil fields off Aberdeenshire back in the 70's finally pays off. I can pick out most of the words and assemble your monolog. You're easier to understand than the Aberdeen taxi driver that took me to Peterhead whilst telling me all about how much he loved Johnny Cash country music. Saw Billy Connolly live in Aberdeen at some large theatre... he was dead easy to understand after working up there for several years.

  • @merxeddie6474
    @merxeddie6474 4 года назад +1

    Very funny guy,beats shit out of the whole corral of dire comedians so beloved by the commissioners of BBC 3.

  • @YouTubeIsAssHo
    @YouTubeIsAssHo 4 года назад +8

    Great stuff but I must admit I'm looking forward to some new material - this routine has been doing the rounds a while now. Still, very funny!

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +14

      Yeah fair point, I got some new subscribers from the Comedy Unleashed video and this clip has new bits and crowd work in it, so I figured it was worth putting up, but I've got brand new stuff going up in a couple of days!

    • @Dogpitt
      @Dogpitt 4 года назад +6

      @@LeoKearse it's great stuff either way Leo!

    • @chrish281
      @chrish281 4 года назад +6

      @@LeoKearse I'm a new sub and I appreciated it...ignore Dave the naysayer (that's your new name Dave)

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +6

      Hahaha thanks, all of you!

    • @YouTubeIsAssHo
      @YouTubeIsAssHo 4 года назад +4

      @@chrish281 NAY, I say, NAY, lad!

  • @vicsimmonds
    @vicsimmonds 4 года назад

    Who would have thought that the older generation were so keen on recycling? Good gig.

  • @hlwebb9877
    @hlwebb9877 4 года назад +1

    😹

  • @thejasonbischoff
    @thejasonbischoff 4 года назад

    Can understand this guy better than my friend from Edinburgh. Honestly never know half of what he’s saying.

  • @wangdangdoodie
    @wangdangdoodie 4 года назад +1

    I'm puzzled why so many people can't understand what he's saying! I'm not Scottish but I don't have a problem following the patter. It's a little fast in places, but isn't that the nature of stand up?

  • @LadyMarigoldWithers
    @LadyMarigoldWithers 3 года назад +1

    Just had to re-subscribe to you Leo fyi

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  3 года назад

      Thanks for the heads up - wonder why they unsubscribed you? Bit worrying!

    • @LadyMarigoldWithers
      @LadyMarigoldWithers 3 года назад

      @@LeoKearse who knows!? Same with another channel and I keep getting the little ‘is this video a good suggestion for you?’ box on Bill Burr’s channel too 😆 wankery is afoot!

  • @555pontifex
    @555pontifex 3 года назад

    What does he say about heroin at 3min?

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  3 года назад

      "it's like if the kid out of Stranger Things went on heroin" - basically there was a guy in the audience who really really looked like that kid with the curly hair and gap teeth from Stranger Things, but on heroin

  • @brasshouse9822
    @brasshouse9822 4 года назад +3

    I feel like this was funny. Shame he didnt do this set in english.

    • @marscruz
      @marscruz 4 года назад

      At least he didn't do it in Gay-lick

  • @jeffreydaniel1550
    @jeffreydaniel1550 4 года назад

    Sucks getting older.
    But hey, it’s not all bad. I’ve got more brain now than I ever did when I was I young.

    • @marscruz
      @marscruz 4 года назад

      I think it's not so much that we get "more brain" as we get older... it's rather that the stupid parts don't reproduce and die off... unlike what happens in the general population these days.

  • @petercoomar2457
    @petercoomar2457 4 года назад

    Yeah Leo is hilarious, but I think the harder, deeper section was done a long time ago by Ray Lipowski, a comedian from Chicago. Link is here
    ruclips.net/video/ZC2KRqb3gG4/видео.html

  • @fivish
    @fivish 4 года назад +4

    Subtitles please?

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +2

      I've uploaded subtitles, turn on closed captions to see them

    • @happystoat99
      @happystoat99 4 года назад +2

      @@LeoKearse definitely a good idea (for non-native speakers - like me - Scottish accent is a bit difficult :)) And thanks for your work, I haven't laughed out loud like that in a while^^

  • @gooch2006
    @gooch2006 4 года назад

    Similar to a bit Owen Benjamin does

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +1

      Post the link. I've been doing this bit for years.

    • @gooch2006
      @gooch2006 4 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/ig_3k8s5uvA/видео.html

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +1

      That's from 2018 and it's pretty different apart from the premise of "women saying deeper" which must have occurred to about 70% of the male standup population

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад

      What was he banned from RUclips for?

    • @gooch2006
      @gooch2006 4 года назад +1

      @@LeoKearse yep . . I watched it over, only that wee bit is similar . .just reminding me a little. Err i know he's rubbed people the wrong way as he was a conservative in Hollywood, then he moved away to somewhere rural in the states. He posts extended rants/ monlogues in videos about the moon landing, "wizardry", and other topics. Specifically i dont know what he got banned for, hate speech against Muslims or Jews?

  • @thomvogan3397
    @thomvogan3397 4 года назад

    He was probably very funny but unfortunately as a Canadian I couldn't understand a word he was saying, so I clicked on subtitles.. The real joke is seeing how f.cked up its word interpretation is

  • @hobosermons
    @hobosermons 4 года назад

    "Holding back an inch" that is an Owen Benjamin joke

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +1

      Post the link

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад

      Still waiting on this link

  • @solarnaut
    @solarnaut 4 года назад +2

    mumble, mumble, mumble, .. HAAAAAA.... mumble, mumble, mumble... HAAAA.... JUST A SUGGESTION: get a softer accent or better audio situation.

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  4 года назад +7

      Feel free to watch another comedian instead

    • @marcoalessandro2034
      @marcoalessandro2034 4 года назад +1

      @@LeoKearse 'back in the seventies'...not entirely sure why i laughed at that

    • @marcoalessandro2034
      @marcoalessandro2034 4 года назад

      @@LeoKearse Ya, I remember struggling for the first ten minutes of Riff- Raff with Robert Carlyle back in 91...but once i adjusted my ears, smooth sailing. I love Scottish accents

    • @thetoffeedigger
      @thetoffeedigger Год назад +1

      Bell

    • @solarnaut
      @solarnaut Год назад

      @@LeoKearse , thanks Leo, I guess I have... I can hardly recall leaving this comment, much less you. It was Toffee Digger's ("reply") comment that got back here to see yours (2 years later). I gather from Marco's comment that you have a Scottish accent - I, too, love Scottish accents (among many others). Yet, I was apparently frustrated by the combination of your accent and your "audio situation" as making what was apparently funny to some, literally incomprehensible to me, despite it being, apparently aimed at the English speaking world(?) < insert quote here from Ben Franklin and others about how critics are often our best allies > PRO TIP : If you don't want feedback, feel free to turn off your comments section instead. Cheers. B-)

  • @thebutler7284
    @thebutler7284 4 года назад +2

    Can some one translate this crap

    • @rosscartledge7374
      @rosscartledge7374 4 года назад

      Naw

    • @thebutler7284
      @thebutler7284 4 года назад +1

      @tinylilmatt Matt all kidding aside, I was heckling the comedian not to be hateful or hurtful just trying to be funny.
      Your job is to not be so serious and heckle me back..
      Its a kind of game ...

  • @petesake813
    @petesake813 2 года назад

    This is quite funny. But remember Jesus. I mean really ... remember Jesus.

  • @mikew742
    @mikew742 10 месяцев назад +1

    Very very funny!!!! 😂