Glastonbury Hypocrisy - Greta, Corbyn, Lenny Henry, John Peel, Billy Bragg and the Manics

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • I've had 4 people request a vid on Glastonbury - here it is!
    -Cloying do-gooder hypocrisies
    -Greta lecturing on saving the planet at a festival with a diesel generator on every corner
    -Jeremy Corbyn demanding open borders at a festival with a very secure border
    -A tent dedicated to one of the BBC's top nonces
    -Lenny Henry suggesting it's racist
    -The Manics demanding their own private toilet
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  • @stukennedy195
    @stukennedy195 2 года назад +529

    “Greta’s speech at Glastonbury is like someone lecturing about veganism at a hotdog eating competition” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @steadyeddie639
      @steadyeddie639 2 года назад +20

      How dare you !!

    • @amnril
      @amnril 2 года назад +27

      Anyone else noticed how Greta looks a bit like Yoda

    • @amcconnell6730
      @amcconnell6730 2 года назад

      That actually happened at Nathan's 4th July Hot Dog eating contest this year!
      ruclips.net/video/j8XLgbkUE64/видео.html&ab_channel=WKYCChannel3

    • @vinbar35
      @vinbar35 2 года назад +13

      @@amnril have anyone seen them in a room together?

    • @pfcsantiago8852
      @pfcsantiago8852 2 года назад +7

      No meat in hot dogs dude.

  • @geoffreyboyling615
    @geoffreyboyling615 2 года назад +190

    Here's a comment I heard about Glastonbury -- 'thousands of people who've paid hundreds of pounds each to watch a stage full of millionaires tell them they're hard done by'

    • @strangelove9608
      @strangelove9608 2 года назад +2

      +1

    • @warrenllewellyn144
      @warrenllewellyn144 2 года назад +16

      Glastonbury - where the white middle class go to see black people in real life.

    • @rickyj5547
      @rickyj5547 Год назад +1

      ​@@warrenllewellyn144they would run away from them in real life

    • @laviniasey
      @laviniasey Год назад +1

      ​@@warrenllewellyn144😂😂😂😂

    • @mikeonfreeserve2926
      @mikeonfreeserve2926 Год назад +1

      Welcome back, Frank, they're only in it for the money

  • @andrewwood-xc8ls
    @andrewwood-xc8ls Год назад +142

    Haven,t laughed so much in years. Greta Thunberg "Doomsday Goblin" slays me every time it comes into my head

    • @deanbembridge8640
      @deanbembridge8640 Год назад +8

      Doomsday goblin that that tickled my chuckle muscles 😁👍

    • @junehunt7764
      @junehunt7764 Год назад +4

      Brilliant new name for Greta,4:28

    • @Johnny-sj9sj
      @Johnny-sj9sj Год назад

      Even my wife, who is herself a Swedish bint 👩‍🦳 🇸🇪 regards this hypocritical female as 'En dum liten flicka!' : A stupid little girl, and is my wont, I just say "Yes dear", which usually gets me out of trouble, but I feel it from my heart! PS: by the way, in a previous life, I used to work for a firm called Generator Power (Hi Steve! Loved working for you!), where I serviced the diesel generators at Glastonbury, and I got in free to listen to the twisted cacophony from the stage, but I preferred Ascot where at least I listened to horses thundering by. A great sound! 🤡

    • @sjwslayer844
      @sjwslayer844 Год назад +2

      How dare you 😂

    • @jasonlewis3742
      @jasonlewis3742 Год назад +1

      There's a shrill lady gremlin called Greta in Gremlins 2

  • @billtomo
    @billtomo 2 года назад +154

    if you're unlucky enough to meet someone who's for open borders ask them if they locked their door on the way out that day

    • @charlytaylor1748
      @charlytaylor1748 Год назад +9

      Build bridges not walls is hilarious coming from inside a 4m high security patrolled wall

    • @mci6830
      @mci6830 Год назад

      Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but open borders is exactly what we have at this very moment in time. The only mugs who have to queue up and pretend otherwise is us mugs with our passports when we go on a two week holiday.

  • @jamesnield
    @jamesnield 2 года назад +498

    The worst thing about Glastonbury is that they let everyone back out when it finishes.

    • @anthonycarty9433
      @anthonycarty9433 2 года назад +13

      Best comment I've read . Nothing more to add .

    • @manbearpig7521
      @manbearpig7521 2 года назад +7

      True

    • @craigpimlott204
      @craigpimlott204 Год назад +6

      Yep all them stop oil grumbles will be back out making hard workin folks lives a feckin misery again .

    • @dongoldney
      @dongoldney Год назад

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅i

    • @mbpinder
      @mbpinder Год назад

      Good point!

  • @thewizardssleeve119
    @thewizardssleeve119 2 года назад +266

    If there were more black people at Glastonbury, Lenny Henry would avoid it for fear of being mugged or stabbed.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад +8

      There are black people at the festival. Nearly all of them are staff or performers though.

    • @martinjohnson9316
      @martinjohnson9316 Год назад +8

      And perhaps there's not a Premier inn near Glastonbury?

    • @leighparr7961
      @leighparr7961 Год назад

      In 1986 the festival was full of blacks with baseball bats selling shit drugs, fact I was there. Never saw them at henge because the Angels would have eaten them.

    • @nigel4776
      @nigel4776 Год назад

      Lenny Henry complains that there aren't enough black people in the royal family, the aryan race and the ku klux klan, come on, be realistic!

    • @thomasshepard6030
      @thomasshepard6030 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @cujimmi
    @cujimmi 2 года назад +391

    I met Billy Bragg once.. He was walking his dog outside his massive fucking house.. Overlooking the sea in Dorset... Right on comrade ✌️

    • @offshoretomorrow3346
      @offshoretomorrow3346 2 года назад

      That vicious misogynist p*ick has been putting the boot into women who don't want men in their sports/changing rooms/refuges/prisons/ Girl Guides.

    • @gsg9205
      @gsg9205 2 года назад +63

      Champagne socialists!

    • @madlizzie1000
      @madlizzie1000 2 года назад +17

      @The Wrong Screening. I seen Ricky tomlison in the £1shop @ Weston super Mare so he's still skint at heart 🤣

    • @cbarclay99
      @cbarclay99 2 года назад +57

      Such a fan of racial diversity that he left the East End for the whitest county in England.

    • @nigelbevan8449
      @nigelbevan8449 2 года назад +32

      Billy Bragg is his own worst enemy...

  • @WTU208
    @WTU208 2 года назад +154

    So good to see people seeing through the green marxism - brilliant job.

  • @tommo9757
    @tommo9757 2 года назад +87

    Ah, this explains why the BBC did all that coverage (that I ignored 😂)

  • @mjones4083
    @mjones4083 2 года назад +279

    I wonder of Lenny Henry has pondered the fact that Glastonury is not known for shootings and stabbings either ?

    • @toasterboy708
      @toasterboy708 2 года назад +56

      He loves the Notting Hill Carnival. But not the stabby, robby, shooty bits...

    • @paulhunt8743
      @paulhunt8743 2 года назад

      when blacks in numbers there's attacks in numbers

    • @nuncaolvidare4895
      @nuncaolvidare4895 2 года назад +13

      Great point

    • @andrewarmstrong8651
      @andrewarmstrong8651 2 года назад +6

      Naughty

    • @heli-crewhgs5285
      @heli-crewhgs5285 2 года назад +17

      @@andrewarmstrong8651 Not ‘naughty,’ more like ‘truthy.’

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 2 года назад +410

    Lenny Henry was genuinely surprised by the lack of Black faces at Glastonbury.
    I was genuinely surprised at the lack of laughs in Lenny Henry shows.
    I watched two seasons of "CHEF!" before I realized I'd never laughed at a single punchline.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 2 года назад

      Because I can't imagine too many black people wanting to crap in a bucket & stay with a bunch of insufferable upper class white people for a week.

    • @Battismore-Blue
      @Battismore-Blue 2 года назад +8

      Was it not a cookery programme?

    • @paulharris1384
      @paulharris1384 2 года назад +15

      You watched it that long ?lol

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 2 года назад +12

      @@paulharris1384 British TV was a rarity in the USA in those days. When you're addicted to crack, you take whatever crack you can get.

    • @PaulMclauchlin
      @PaulMclauchlin 2 года назад +10

      Was "Chef" supposed to be a comedy?

  • @63mckenzie
    @63mckenzie 2 года назад +160

    They are basically middle class drones with a hive mentality, mindlessly following or doing what is the latest trend. Half of them would cut off their own leg if it was the latest thing to do.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад +10

      Nobody told Heather Mills about that one.

    • @charlestaylor8566
      @charlestaylor8566 2 года назад +3

      @@jimmyrustler8983 Nice one !

    • @Ulrich_von_Jungingen
      @Ulrich_von_Jungingen 2 года назад +4

      Thanks for the hate. I'm middle class, never been in the hive mind and am part of a demographic that pays too much tax and all western governments seem to be at war with.

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад +5

      @@Ulrich_von_Jungingen As a reptilian-humanoid overlord from the planet Nibiru, disguised as a 58 year old Jamaican lady, I also understand what it's like to be a targeted demographic.

    • @paulhanson5164
      @paulhanson5164 2 года назад +13

      @@Ulrich_von_Jungingen If you aren't part of the hive mind then it wasn't aimed at you.
      There is a certain type who's opinion you'd know on every issue and the ones who shout loudest are almost exclusively middle classed.

  • @tc5273
    @tc5273 2 года назад +69

    I live down the road from the site and fly over the area every year after the festival. It was just as much a sh*t covered war zone as its ever been.

    • @toasterboy708
      @toasterboy708 2 года назад +7

      Are you Superman?

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад +1

      I was an Oxfam steward for two consecutive years and on overnight shifts saw whole flocks of gulls fly in to descend on any open spaces near stages once the last act had left the stage and the litter pickers moved in for their overnight shift.

    • @tc5273
      @tc5273 2 года назад +4

      @@toasterboy708 It has been said.... ;-)

    • @Kraiforjoi
      @Kraiforjoi 2 года назад +1

      Do you have a plane in a field near East Pennard? I go riding on me bike down that way a lot and have seen a plane land there a few times.

    • @toasterboy708
      @toasterboy708 2 года назад +2

      @@Kraiforjoi No, he has a phone booth. Gets his cape on, and BOOM, he's off...

  • @MrSardine17
    @MrSardine17 2 года назад +148

    I lump Greta, Extinction Rebellion etc. into one, (presumably recyclable), box, labelled clearly 'people who talk a lot but don't know much and can't actually do anything'. Can they design a wind-turbine blade that is more efficient? No. Can they build cheaper solar panels? No. Can they design and build cheaper nuclear power stations? No. Lower-loss grid systems, better gas tubines, lighter batteries, lower-drag airframes? No, no and no. They can talk the talk, but walking the walk is difficult when you have no legs:(

    • @jackdeniston6150
      @jackdeniston6150 2 года назад +12

      Publicly referred to as 'useless people' to their face.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад +6

      Or open a zero waste shop as that takes funds, risk and hard work.

    • @gsg9205
      @gsg9205 2 года назад +3

      Just what job does tunafish whatever her name is do now exactly?

    • @paulshorney3465
      @paulshorney3465 2 года назад

      Ur not a fan are you? 🤔

    • @loramaze1729
      @loramaze1729 2 года назад +10

      I went to work with an animal charity abroad for a while…the thing they were fighting against was Rio Tinto mining the rainforest for a whitening agent. I concluded that there is fuck all I can do about that…and nobody else can either.
      I went to Glastonbury this year, and I’m pretty sure it will be the last time. The virtue signalling is hard to ignore even when you’re good at escapism.

  • @melmo5218
    @melmo5218 Год назад +30

    As Jordan Peterson noted, we're being lectured about good and evil and the future of the whole planet by people who've never had a job (and might even be unemployable).

  • @don1jon
    @don1jon Год назад +36

    Greta’s speech at Glastonbury was like someone lecturing about veganism on a working dairy farm!!!

  • @stephenholmes1036
    @stephenholmes1036 Год назад +35

    The John Peel nettle is at last being grasped! The anti dairy farming stickers had me stitches.
    Micheal Eavis is a good dairy farmer the festival goers are something else and they depise working class people of all colours.
    Working class people of all colours dont go anymore as its overpriced rubbish.

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster Год назад +3

      John Peel once said that saying you were a DJ in the 1970s was like admitting to being a child molester, which does indicate that he had a sense of shame over what he'd done back then. That however was the way things were in those days; some young women and even girls would throw themselves at famous people (and, as in John's case) people once removed from famous people. A few of those 'groupies' briefly became almost as well known as some of the guys they notched up on their bedposts.
      None of the above means such behaviour was ok of course, but trying to equate what Peel (and hundreds if not thousands) of well known men in that period did with the serial predation upon vulnerable young people by the likes of Saville is absurd.

    • @stephenholmes1036
      @stephenholmes1036 Год назад +2

      @@ShanghaiRooster i suggest you see the ages of the girls concerned

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster Год назад +3

      @@stephenholmes1036 I have seen them, and restate my previous. Some of those girls were definitely underage. They didn't care about that. The guys should have, but didn't ask all too often. A person who, knowing they are below the age of consent but willingly does those things on their initiative, not the man's, can't later turn around and claim to be a victim. A victim of their own foolishness, but that's all.

    • @lesscotford1419
      @lesscotford1419 Год назад +1

      Yes it is fella. Let em have it, the bands and headliners nowadays isn't a patch on yesteryear. Overpriced an full of hoorays in 1000quid yurts. Well observed video.

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 2 года назад +73

    People complain about not seeing black faces here, or black faces there, but when I go anywhere _in_ black face, _everybody_ has an opinion about it!

    • @jimmyrustler8983
      @jimmyrustler8983 2 года назад

      Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they all stink.
      Tell them you're Transrace.

    • @offshoretomorrow3346
      @offshoretomorrow3346 2 года назад +4

      Will you ever learn, Justin?

    • @homelessrob607
      @homelessrob607 2 года назад +3

      Fuck me you cracked me up 😂😂

    • @julieclonan2427
      @julieclonan2427 2 года назад +2

      @@homelessrob607 Me too 🤣 , thanks people I Sooooo needed that 😊

    • @RogerHadden-q5z
      @RogerHadden-q5z Год назад

      Haha....like it! 😅

  • @dingolovethrob
    @dingolovethrob 2 года назад +231

    man, after a shitty week, you really put a smile on my face with this

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  2 года назад +20

      Thanks man!

    • @glenleon323
      @glenleon323 2 года назад +11

      They used to have a diverse festival down the road a couple of weeks after Glastonbury a think it stopped after the stabbings and that girl that got murdered, maybe Lenny could start it back up

    • @thedave7760
      @thedave7760 2 года назад +4

      @@LeoKearse Nice one Leo close to the wind though.

    • @freedomsss-k2z
      @freedomsss-k2z 2 года назад +1

      @@LeoKearse any chance of a postive vid ... just to balance it out. remember when the finger points four point back. weak game on this one. veg oil and thumberg lol

    • @alisonhilll4317
      @alisonhilll4317 2 года назад

      All this division is organized and funded by international Zionist banker's, just listen to Barbara Spector she'll explain everything to you.

  • @DavidDavid-kl4ru
    @DavidDavid-kl4ru 2 года назад +26

    Thank god for Lea Kearse. Let's all enjoy his work before the forces of evil inevitable come for him

  • @jmass7835
    @jmass7835 2 года назад +37

    Is it just me or has gretas head expanded? She's literally on her way to become a real life bobble head 🤣

    • @robkeeleycomposer
      @robkeeleycomposer 2 года назад +3

      Looks to me like she's transitioning into a bloke...

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 2 года назад

      The smug produces gasses that rise up to the cranium, causing inflammation. Totally real science, and definitely not some nonsense I just made up.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад +3

      She isn't being chaperoned by her father anymore who monitored her and told her how to behave in public. He wouldn't have allowed her to sing rude songs in Glasgow.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад

      @@robkeeleycomposer She still looks like a little girl to me. Nothing masculine about her at all.

  • @ufoclips1
    @ufoclips1 2 года назад +46

    I knew Glasto was over when Kanye West tortured Bohemian Rhapsody to death right in front of us,at least i think that`s what he said he was singing.

    • @Kopp203
      @Kopp203 2 года назад +8

      How dare you diss such a self-proclaimed, "creative genius" :)

    • @ufoclips1
      @ufoclips1 2 года назад +6

      @@Kopp203 Yes,he did make a point of telling us that when Bowie died,apparently HE was now the worlds premier creative genius,lucky for us he told us otherwise i may not have been aware,who could forget any of his seminal albums and top selling singles over the last 5 decades or his show stopping Glasto where BOH RHAP was the talk of the nation all that week,but not for the reason he may have thought.

    • @AA-oc9vu
      @AA-oc9vu 2 года назад +5

      Hilarious can't stop laughing at this one, very amusing to picture it

    • @icdgyixifyinstereo
      @icdgyixifyinstereo Год назад +1

      He sang?????? When was this?

  • @lescorlett4133
    @lescorlett4133 2 года назад +28

    Because the ticket costs so much I now can't afford the drugs to make Glastonbury bearable.

  • @admiralcraddock464
    @admiralcraddock464 2 года назад +54

    when I was 18 I hitchhiked to a festival in Lincoln. No corporate bullshit back then. The unofficial security was provide by a group of Hell's Angels who were camped next to our tent. This was three years after the rolling stones concert in America where Hells Angels stabbed a guy to death in front of the stage. To say the atmosphere was a bit edgy would be an understatement.

    • @williamrae9954
      @williamrae9954 2 года назад +7

      Noubt wrong with a Hell's Angel...RIP Sonny Barger

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад +2

      Now they hire volunteer stewards through Oxfam, paid security stewards from Glasgow and the licensed security team along with the police. People from different organisations so they can police each other as they work with each other. The Oxfam stewards are the eyes and ears and smiley faces of the paid security stewards and the security stewards protect them at the same time because they can do more physically like chase gatecrashers and hold them down. At the Reading Festival Oxfam stewards have to be their interpreters as well as the ticket holders can't understand the security guys' Glaswegian accents.

    • @paulhanson5164
      @paulhanson5164 2 года назад

      The Hells Angels did the security when I went to Glastonbury back in the mid eighties, didn't have a ticket so I'd just give them a few quid to let me in.
      No preaching back then, just a load of council estate kids like me getting off our tits on drugs and listening to great music.

    • @rootlessmisanthrope2611
      @rootlessmisanthrope2611 2 года назад

      Assuming you mean Lincoln England, rather than Nebraska, I also hitched and spent my 18th birthday there. I don't remember it being edgy though, just cold and washed out.
      But Rory Gallagher, Genesis, Roxy Music, Beach Boys, Sha Na Na, Monty Python, Slade, Quo - it was a great event.
      And on the second morning a young woman emerged from a tent to show everyone her tits too, so overall a great time.

    • @nickypiccallo
      @nickypiccallo Год назад +1

      @@williamrae9954 The FREE festival @ Stonehenge 🇬🇧 = we had Hell’s Angels + Bikers as security, did a great job although no violence happened ‘back then’ were a bunch of kind puppies with teeth if necessary 😂plus we also arranged our own version of red-cross (of which I was a part) . Ea’Vil Festival of Horrors (Pilton Pop/GlastOH) then rocked up and well……I’d stay the fork away from anything to do with his billionaire bull 💩, apart from the tiny fields that still give a nod @ circus performance, alternative entertainment and music the rest is (especially the pyramid areas) what we called “Babylon” - I wonder 💭 if this term is still used by those in the “know” who work there⁉

  • @StonefieldJim4
    @StonefieldJim4 2 года назад +12

    I liked Spiked's Tom Slater's description of Glasto as "a family-friendly police state". 🤣

  • @comeonman8191
    @comeonman8191 2 года назад +64

    The reason Glastonbury has a fence was due to Happy Monday’s gangster pals printing up access all areas passes and selling them to dealers in 1990. Those were the days, working class mavericks went there.

    • @mikeycraig8970
      @mikeycraig8970 2 года назад +12

      I went from 95 to 01, fence was big but not unscalable, ended up going under more times than over. I dont recognize this crap as the same festival it used to be.

    • @COASTER-o2h
      @COASTER-o2h 2 года назад +6

      no it was to exclude the peace convoy/greenham/anachist types as we started going there after stonehenge free festival was violently distroyed.mind you i dare say the mondays did thier bit.

    • @comeonman8191
      @comeonman8191 2 года назад +1

      @@COASTER-o2h Spiral Tribe and Tonka sound systems were also there in 90 attracting some wild crews but the Donnelly brothers firm alone were reputed to have made £20k selling the passes. Look up Glastonbury 91…it didn’t happen.

    • @nickypiccallo
      @nickypiccallo Год назад

      Also travellers and the poor folk and the hippies who made Pilton Pop and protected it during the ‘unacceptable by mainstream people days’ who were then systematically shamed, blamed and fired by Mr Ea’Vile.

    • @davehill584
      @davehill584 Год назад +1

      Fence was there much earlier. Who's the happy Mondays?

  • @markcorby2830
    @markcorby2830 2 года назад +33

    The reference to lack of white faces in adverts will almost certainly offend those who are perpetually offended - superb!
    👍

  • @therainbowgulag.
    @therainbowgulag. 2 года назад +7

    'No borders' poster on a fence. I adore the bourgeoise sometimes.

  • @DannyBhoy88
    @DannyBhoy88 Год назад +4

    I'm 70 now and remember going to some of the first festivals, the one at York with the pink fairies and medicine head spring to mind. The atmosphere was superb, and so was the audience, all having an amazing time with one another. Great memories.

  • @NeilFH
    @NeilFH Год назад +3

    It is disgusting the garbage left behind by people @ Glastonbury.

  • @Arthur_King_of_the_Britons
    @Arthur_King_of_the_Britons Год назад +308

    Calling Lenny Henry funny is like calling diversity a strength

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 Год назад +9

      It was funny they used him to make the Hobbits 'diverse'.

    • @josephberrie9550
      @josephberrie9550 Год назад

      he is a total phoney rich for most of his life and married to two white women ...yes what does he know about racism.....hearing the word no twice in your life is not racism

    • @johnrandall125
      @johnrandall125 Год назад +18

      I always thought Lenny Henry was about as funny as syphilis of the eyeball!

    • @daddystu7046
      @daddystu7046 Год назад +3

      @@johnrandall125 In certain circumstances that could be quite funny.

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 Год назад +5

      @@johnrandall125 he’s never been anywhere near that amusing.

  • @TheBookOfBrian
    @TheBookOfBrian 2 года назад +32

    I went 5 times though the 90s and early 20s. Ive been over and under the wall payed once and was the last time i went. I could imagine going now, the line ups and the political bull is horrendous

    • @JayDogZA
      @JayDogZA 2 года назад +1

      Haha. Yup. I've been and the only thing I've never done is paid to go in. I went to listen to music and get fucked up. Can u imagine the hell of doing acid and having to listen to greta unfunberg and fool McCartney

    • @hodgey7183
      @hodgey7183 Год назад +1

      Don’t seem to have anyone under 60 headlining these days. I remember the early days of punk, (76-77) if you were over 20 you were too old and to be despised and ignored.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 4 месяца назад

      ​@@hodgey7183Most of the punk bands were in their twenties. John Lydon was 20 when the Sex Pistols started.

  • @gdr1174
    @gdr1174 Год назад +2

    Haha that Lenny Henry Chinese face observation. Check mate ♟️ 🤣🤣

  • @ed4270
    @ed4270 2 года назад +43

    There’s no amount of money in the world you could pay me to listen to billie elish

    • @Malarkey_1
      @Malarkey_1 Год назад +4

      Stealing a living, and a terrible role model for kids.,.unhinged.

    • @josephjeanpierre2430
      @josephjeanpierre2430 Год назад +2

      She’s on par with Madonna in the level of hatred I have for her … 🤨

    • @kennethvalbjoern
      @kennethvalbjoern Месяц назад +1

      I would like to be in a room full of rich people, fighting over bribing me into listening to Billie Elish.

  • @zlatanmorrison8182
    @zlatanmorrison8182 2 года назад +6

    Best bit was 'Prince Andrew is a Sweaty Nonce' :D

    • @ufoclips1
      @ufoclips1 2 года назад +1

      I think andrew would be sniffing around greta.

  • @paulduerden9840
    @paulduerden9840 Год назад +4

    absolutely brilliant. Glastonbury is Hypocrite central

  • @nickg2431
    @nickg2431 2 года назад +14

    Good one fella,we need more people like you to show the simpletons what they cant understand!Subscribed

  • @slffan2580
    @slffan2580 2 года назад +50

    Brilliant mate, keep up the good work. Like your style 👍

  • @paulwood5803
    @paulwood5803 2 года назад +34

    It has long since stopped being the festival it started out as and was meant to be. Presumably all in the pursuit of ever more profit for all concerned. Hypocritical barely describes the utter farce of it. You couldn't actually write this shit and be believed. Hats off Leo, you nailed it.

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 2 года назад +1

      it's about as counterculture as Harrod's food court

    • @charlytaylor1748
      @charlytaylor1748 Год назад

      I went when it was a free festie. Sex, acid, Peas & love

  • @lizmcleod2734
    @lizmcleod2734 2 года назад +23

    Black faces on adverts, brilliant! Even National Trust for Scotland ticking a box with black people on a bridge at Culzean Castle.

  • @GarethPerry1980
    @GarethPerry1980 2 года назад +8

    Doomsday Goblin, I'm using that one

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 2 года назад

      I've been calling Greta an "autistic hobgoblin" for a while now.
      I'm also on the autistic spectrum, so it's fine, but even if you're not, I don't care because I hate that unflushed turd.

  • @mraidymaddful
    @mraidymaddful Год назад +9

    I stopped going to Glastonbury festival in the 90's, because I could see how it was going to be in the very near future. And it didn't disappoint. I had some purely magical times over the years and never paid more than a fiver to get in, lol.

  • @brick6347
    @brick6347 2 года назад +13

    I missed an environmental lecture and Billie Eilish?! Sounds like I missed out.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад

      I wish they would keep their preaching to the Green Fields and Left Field stages where they could spout off all they like there. They can perform the music on the main stage and earlier in the day preach from a much smaller stage.

  • @benjones1717
    @benjones1717 2 года назад +33

    "When biofuels are burned, they emit roughly the same the amount of CO2 per unit of energy as petroleum fuels. Therefore, using biofuels instead of fossil fuels does not change how quickly CO2 flows into the climate bathtub. " Quoting google.

    • @achapmaninhk
      @achapmaninhk 2 года назад +1

      Kinda missing the point Ben. Last year the “bio” was a growing plant absorbing co2 from the atmosphere. This year it is burnt, releasing that co2 back into the air; net result no change in co2 over 1 year. It is currently not very efficient or economical but it does work.

    • @andrewpease3688
      @andrewpease3688 2 года назад +6

      @@achapmaninhk vast amounts of fossil fuel used cultivating, fertilising, transporting and processing the feed stock

    • @achapmaninhk
      @achapmaninhk 2 года назад

      @@andrewpease3688 some used in growing but none used in drilling/mining. Similar (but mostly less)used in refining and same in transportation. Net benefit.

    • @aeasthouse316
      @aeasthouse316 2 года назад +4

      @@achapmaninhk deforestation to plant palm trees.... we can go on and on. The main point, we need energy, and as it stands there is no good solutions that tick all the boxes. Renewables need a good storage solution, till then its not replacing any alternatives. Nobody is going to scale back the energy use, specially those in "power" flying all over the world for their next important meeting about climate change and how to restrict and control the middle class. The whole conversation since the 80's has gone nowhere. I've seen every dooms day prediction come and go. Snow is still falling, floods and droughts are still happening like before, oil, coal and gas is still flowing, people are still gluing themselves to the roads, governments are using it to get more and tax and become more corrupt. Lets continuo this conversation in 20 years

    • @dmacarthur5356
      @dmacarthur5356 Год назад

      In the US biodeisel is still mixed with regular deisel from 5-20%. But tell a 20 year old hey its okay its "BIO" deisel and they assume the genny is running on butterfly kisses and unicorn dust.

  • @ultimateoutdoors4659
    @ultimateoutdoors4659 2 года назад +49

    Spot on observations as usual 👍

  • @ColinWren1
    @ColinWren1 2 года назад +14

    Leo. Are you aware that Billy Bragg owned a house in Chiswick? Some friends went to buy a house off Chiswick Lane which turns out he used to own. Selling price, £2.5 million back in 2012

    • @80ssynthfan48
      @80ssynthfan48 2 года назад +2

      Talk about Red Wedge.

    • @lemsip207
      @lemsip207 2 года назад

      To me he's like the Jeremy Corbyn of music. Not surprisingly the day Jeremy Corbyn became party leader he turned up to a celebration where Billy Bragg was performing and sun alongside him. James Dean Bradfield on the other hand is the Neil Kinnock of music and appeared on a TV programme with him. He grew up in the same street where Kinnock had a constituency home.

    • @creightonjason
      @creightonjason Год назад +1

      Cant stand the man

  • @mark6809mm
    @mark6809mm Год назад +2

    The BBC had 1,000 people working at Glastonbury!!!

  • @bristolsonic
    @bristolsonic 2 года назад +3

    Went to Glastonbury in 2016 just to get it off my festival bucket list.Never again......worst festival I've ever been to.

  • @deadpoet62
    @deadpoet62 2 года назад +9

    Well said, fucking ace comments about people who talk bollocks about saving the planet while living in decadent luxury, it’s only rock n roll but it pays the bills while the fans sweat it out at work to buy a ticket. The waste after this gig is criminal.

  • @thespian1961
    @thespian1961 2 года назад +20

    It used to be a music festival. Go woke and kiss yourselves goodbye.

  • @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565
    @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565 2 года назад +10

    They left it a pig pen.

  • @Jack-fs2im
    @Jack-fs2im Год назад +3

    400 BBC staff are supposed to go to Glastonbury .Where they all sing “ oh jeremy corbyn”

  • @KC-Zico
    @KC-Zico 2 года назад +27

    What a wonderful review of these bell ends - you’ve just recruited a new subscriber! 👍🏽

  • @billbasherbill1364
    @billbasherbill1364 2 года назад +8

    This vid deserves a wider audience .

  • @andrewbclinton
    @andrewbclinton Год назад +2

    my band always brought their own toilet when we played Glastonbury, we had a tour bus

  • @Heaven-dy9lj
    @Heaven-dy9lj Год назад +3

    Lenny Henry is about as funny as a burning orphanage.

  • @MrPomdownunder
    @MrPomdownunder Год назад +3

    Ah good old Billy Bragg.... Singing about how he was a Coal miner, docker and railway-man.... A real man of the people .... From his posh farm in Dorset or somewhere....

  • @leedonnelly6217
    @leedonnelly6217 2 года назад +4

    I know a guy who went to COP 26 in Glasgow, and the very next day, went for a pleasure cruise in a bi-plane. You couldnae make it up.

  • @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565
    @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565 2 года назад +15

    They were once called Festivals...
    now they’re just Shitstivals.
    Nothing like the ‘70s... or ‘80s.

    • @gitfoad8032
      @gitfoad8032 2 года назад +3

      Far cry from taking a trip to the town's guitar shop to buy a ticket when you can be arsed, to hovering over the clock & laptop for the frantic stabbing of the keyboard at midnight, with 300-thousand other trend-setters.

    • @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565
      @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565 2 года назад +1

      @@gitfoad8032 you pegged it perfectly.
      Or the local “head” shop.
      Dingleberries was big here in Ohio.

    • @gitfoad8032
      @gitfoad8032 2 года назад +1

      @@salt_ed_steadyeddie7565 - keep on trucking. Cheers.

    • @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565
      @salt_ed_steadyeddie7565 2 года назад

      @@gitfoad8032 back atcha.

  • @pipandcol
    @pipandcol 2 года назад +7

    That was refreshingly brilliant.......subbed!!

  • @williamrogers7676
    @williamrogers7676 2 года назад

    Hey is very sunny out there, have a lovely week,
    😊🐶🐕

  • @Lucky13Ravens
    @Lucky13Ravens 2 года назад +152

    Imagine being a climate change scientist, studying historic works of your discipline and realising it's all lies but you're so far in debt that you have to stake your life on the lie.

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 2 года назад +1

      What lie?

    • @stephenskinner3851
      @stephenskinner3851 2 года назад +1

      @@nakkadu Nice one. The Solomon Asch experiments fit in well with this.

    • @stephenskinner3851
      @stephenskinner3851 2 года назад +13

      "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

    • @stephenskinner3851
      @stephenskinner3851 2 года назад +6

      Quite - "Of all the offspring of Time, Error is the most ancient, and is so old and familiar an acquaintance, that Truth, when discovered, comes upon most of us like an intruder, and meets the intruder's welcome." - Charles Mackay

    • @Lucky13Ravens
      @Lucky13Ravens 2 года назад +3

      @@nakkadu That we are destroying the world when we are healing damage more ancient than our species.

  • @godwynthegael9912
    @godwynthegael9912 2 года назад +2

    😅 I dunno why but the shag corpes bit absolutely killed me 🤣 certain words/phrases said in scottish are simply gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @barryonthefly
    @barryonthefly 2 года назад +12

    BAHAHAHA highlighting hypocrisy. Leo at his best

  • @WyreForestBiker
    @WyreForestBiker 2 года назад +1

    Congrats over the "Hallucinating druid " bit .. poetry🤣!

  • @terrypussypower
    @terrypussypower 2 года назад +13

    I was at Glastonbury in 1979 and the ENTIRE festival…stages, backstages, tents, parking, facilities, hot dog stands etc etc etc….were ALL contained in the field where the crowd stand to watch the main stage in 2022!
    And it was the best one I ever went to! Steve Hillage, The Slits, SAHB, The Pop Group, Mother Gong, Tim Blake’s Crystal Machine, John Martyn and The Only Ones!
    The next one I went to was in 1986, another belter…but in only six years it had grown immensely ‘til it was almost unrecognisable.

  • @SirPrancelot1
    @SirPrancelot1 2 года назад +7

    Excellent work Leo. Thanks.

  • @ernesthernia418
    @ernesthernia418 Год назад +2

    I'm proud to say that I have never been to Glastonbury or any other Labour Party Conference.

    • @LeoKearse
      @LeoKearse  Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @peter7624
    @peter7624 Год назад +4

    Leo you are right on the money and funny with it, keep up the good work.

  • @nightlordAL
    @nightlordAL Год назад +2

    Glasto has been mainstream corporate shindig for decades, the press dare not say anything negative for fear of loosing free access

  • @Buster_Piles
    @Buster_Piles 2 года назад +5

    Brilliant Leo. 👏 A return to your best.

  • @martinwalker7202
    @martinwalker7202 2 года назад +2

    Hahaha, brilliant! Hit the nail on the head, total woke hypocrisy.

  • @tooyoungtobeold8756
    @tooyoungtobeold8756 2 года назад +13

    Excellent stuff, very funny.

  • @O.O.O.K999
    @O.O.O.K999 Год назад +1

    I went to the Reading Rock festival in 1983, have a couple of photos and there's barely any rubbish to be seen.

  • @LeakedWisdom808
    @LeakedWisdom808 Год назад +3

    He's right. Glastonbury the music festival died in the 1990's. Glastonbury the WEF corporate seminar was born - a drug-addled phoenix - out of the psilocybin-coated ashes.

  • @MarkARhodie
    @MarkARhodie Год назад +1

    I saw The Stereophonics at T in the Park about 2000ish, the bassist went off stage and came back on in a dress, I was thinking WTF. lol

  • @jamesbrady9155
    @jamesbrady9155 2 года назад +4

    Leo, the new voice of reason !!

  • @brakenoodle105
    @brakenoodle105 2 года назад +2

    You my friend, are razor sharp!

  • @jdwilleam
    @jdwilleam 2 года назад +23

    Greta Thunberg: Never known someone so green to have the blues so bad!

    • @steadyeddie639
      @steadyeddie639 2 года назад +1

      How dare you !

    • @rickyj5547
      @rickyj5547 Год назад

      ​@@steadyeddie639she's really gollum Gollum

  • @Mark_Dyer1
    @Mark_Dyer1 Год назад +2

    LEO: How did I miss this? It's just priceless! Encapsulates privileged, hypocritical, 'woke' Communist entertainment.

  • @halvaman3
    @halvaman3 2 года назад +14

    Brilliant Leo. Summed up glastonbury perfectly. I didnt know that about John Peel though. Never meet your heroes, you'll only be disapointed, I suppose.

  • @kevinwhelan9607
    @kevinwhelan9607 Год назад +1

    Hadn't heard of him until 10mins ago but loved every whip-smart second- truly a wholly original comic talent. God bless you!

  • @marksmith7789
    @marksmith7789 Год назад +3

    Love this! It should be shown in schools.

  • @martinwalker7202
    @martinwalker7202 Год назад +2

    Living in Wiltshire, directly underneath the helicopter motorway from Glastonbury to London, non-stop coptors on Monday all racing back to their “do as I say not as I do eco evangelism”.

  • @jazyuill307
    @jazyuill307 2 года назад +3

    Absolutely fantastic Leo superb 👏

  • @joshuamartin3504
    @joshuamartin3504 Год назад +1

    I find it perverse how society forces Glastonbury festival to go corporate and then complains about how corporate and middle class it is!

  • @leewright7623
    @leewright7623 2 года назад +4

    How far did the average patron travel???
    What amount of gigawatts was drawn from the grid to "feed" this event???
    Crickets.....

  • @davidrichard2761
    @davidrichard2761 Год назад +1

    I’ve never been to ‘Glastonbury’ good to have it exposed.

  • @ericreckless541
    @ericreckless541 2 года назад +3

    Superb. Why doesn't Leo have his own peak time show on tv? Oh 'ang on..........I guess he would melt too many snowflakes.

    • @Adam-sd2ow
      @Adam-sd2ow 2 года назад +1

      We have to put up with lectures from Nish Kumar and Russell Howard instead.

  • @jasoningamells5872
    @jasoningamells5872 Год назад +1

    Doomsday Goblin- the best description ever - brilliant!

  • @albertatlock
    @albertatlock 2 года назад +3

    Government ask a kid about the climate, you can't make it up.

  • @bellowsmain6762
    @bellowsmain6762 2 года назад +2

    Thanks Leo.
    Space at No 10 for you mate. If only. Good work.

  • @mickadams1905
    @mickadams1905 2 года назад +11

    Great as always Leo but I'm sorry there's no such thing as a
    "Climate change scientist"

  • @dr.t.
    @dr.t. Год назад

    Man you're funny, the Jimmy savile joke cracked me up 😂😂😂

  • @mrpdofff
    @mrpdofff 2 года назад +3

    I needed this...thanks.

  • @mikeman584
    @mikeman584 Год назад +2

    Brilliant thought provoking observations Leo, excellent.

  • @ellie698
    @ellie698 2 года назад +1

    I'm so glad I went to Glastonbury in the 80's by hitching there and climbing over the fence

  • @wjumeau
    @wjumeau 2 года назад +7

    I worked Glasto this year and went for a walk with a friend to take a look at what's around?
    Some of it is woke, and those humans need some help.
    I assume they are severely ill informed on a lot of subjects.

  • @discharge29
    @discharge29 Год назад +2

    Glastonbury is a modern day ironic parody of itself

  • @raychambers3646
    @raychambers3646 2 года назад +4

    A suggestion, use the fence to keep them in until they have cleaned all there crap up ,eco warriors !