why can't safety glasses and hats be one thing
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Glad to see Scraps utilizing her custom chair by continuing to sit directly on Simone's lap
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That's exactly what I thought too!
Well, being the wilful serf of two toms, I have to say that this is just common pet SOP: you provide them with the most comfy furniture you could imagine and afford, but they'll always prefer a simple banana crate or the cardboard box which your latest purchase was delivered in.
I don't know why, but that's kinda natural law (at least when it comes to cats - my knowledge about dogs is a wee bit spotty and I'm not entirely sure if that law really does apply to pets like fishes or amphibians).
Everything is as it should be
@@drops2cents260 can definitely confirm for other cats, dogs too but their favourite spot will always be as close to you as possible, see for example Scraps, I'm also writing this next to my dog who's currently dreaming on my bed and has a dependency on co-sleeping under the covers from before we adopted him
My 3 year old daughter watched this and said "I wish I had a hat like that." So by at least one measure, success!
We gotta market this product to 3-year-olds. It's a million-dollar idea!
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 anyone else thought of the GREEN HORNET?
45 m... I want one
simone getting a cake that says 'your wood filled our hole real good' is one of the top 5 funniest things ive seen in awhile
archer would love this phrasing
This is how you know you have amazing neighbors.
Should have left it without context xD
It's like they know her!
The last time I offered to fill my neighbours hole with my wood I got a slap in the face. :)
Simone: "this is a video about safety"
Also someone: *sticks a sharp-edged drillhead directly into her eye*
AND *burns her nose with hot plastic*
I love that you wrote "someone" instead of "simone" the second time, it makes the comment senseless and funny (I don't know if senseless is a word but I'm still using it)
@@fifinoirdefer9458 it was a typo, but task failed successfully i guess😂
@@mariabrown1481 Haha indeed
@@sophiemendoza687 AND presses down on freshly laid hot glue with bare hands through freyed fabric. Had a few small burns from doing exactly that when I was younger hahah
Maybe you could keep the whole hat in tact, then just have the clear visor magnettically attatched under the brim flip down? So you have a double brim until you flip the visor?
This is what I was thinking too. That way it actually blocks out the sun too.
double brims are tight!
Yeah. Just to emphasize. That could be a very normal looking ball cap with a face shield tucked underneath. While you’re at it - could also be a plastic lined bump cap or whatever they are called, that looks exactly like a ball cap but with a hard-hat-like liner.
1:58 She said she don't want do that
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Yes sir it is!
lmaoo the “your wood filled our hole real good” cake
i laughed so hard
That's when you know her neighbors get her.
@@ToddTevlin Not only "get" but "grok", I'd say. :-)
Hardwood must not be wasted.
"wait, I don't have any wood 😳."
I love the phrase "batman on a budget". Aside from the alliteration it's also almost a contradiction in itself, because one might say that batman's budget may be one of his defining factors.
It's definitely a point that the JLA movie got right; Flash asked him what his power was, he said, "I'm rich".
Arguably his only defining factor. I know there’ll be fanboys out there going “he’s super smart and a great detective” etc. But really most of what he does comes down to his vast wealth. Even a dumb, physically out of shape guy with enough unlimited resources could become Batman.
@@arghjayem Which is essentially the plot of Green Hornet
@@erichurst7897 Well yeah, but Grant Morrison made that joke the whole point of Most Excellent Super-Bat, so it wasn't that fresh by the time the movie got around to it.
@@Rei-Rei yes, I'm well aware that others have made the same comment. It's still a point the movie got right.
4:15 Simone: "This video is about eye safety." [shoves a sharp hole saw into her eye socket]
I came here to say this lol
To be fair, that eye socket is made of titanium!
That is why she needs a face mask! Duh!
I'm just glad the centre bit wasn't in the hole saw at the time!
Simone: (in a really deep growly voice) "I am Hatman"...
where hatonator?!
Simone: "I want hat with safety glasses build in"
Me: "You mean face shield right?"
Simone: "Batman on a budget version"
"your wood filled our hole real good" best cake ever.
Truly Simone level neighbors
That's what she said...lol
@Gina R0se SЕx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 18S wow, way to pass off someone else's comment from 2 hours earlier as your own.
Essentially recreated a really cheap, non-functional welding mask. I love it.
cheap non-funktional welding masks are tight!
@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 yeah yeah yeah
Simone: safety hats!
Me: you mean like hard hats?
Simone: no, i mean like batman!
Simone:
Me: you are not funny.
Anybody: _gives zero ducks_
Those "jokes" are :dedrater
@@CottonInDerTube whats dedrater?
@@TheDisplacerBeast read backwards
@@evildaemo thanks.
Hatman.
Simone: “I don’t like metal bits in my eyes”
Also Simone: - puts hole saw drill bit on eyeball -
Anna: "What's the name of the hat you're wearing?"
Simone: "… Shauna."
I mean, I haven't been in this channel for all this long but even I saw that one coming, Anna. 😂
Please tell your neighbours that I love their humor. Best cake ever
I loved that cake! 😁
Seriously! The cake made me audibly laugh. I wish I had silly/fun neighbors..
Also great neighbors!
I like to imagine that Simone's neighbours who made the innuendo cake used to be a really sweet old sheltered lady who over time has been made weirder and weirder by her interactions with Simone
"the head thong" didn't know such words together could be so accurate
You may be the sweetest human being that has ever lived. And that makes me a happy human being. Thanks for existing, Simone.
You once again put a smile on an old man's face, thanks for that. Your beautiful little dog "Scraps" reminds me of the dog from the cartoon Tin Tin
Yessss!
SNOWY!!
@@M.nivalis Yes, Snowy. Thanks for that.
snowy right :D i also have a doggo called milo :D tintin was one of my fac comics as a child
@@glowytheglowbug +1 for knowing both names! As a Canadian who grew up on rabbit ear television, I loved watching Tin Tin but could only find it on French CBC and not knowing French, I figured out the dog's name and that's about it!
3:50 the loooong stare ending in "Shawna" gave me the giggles sooo bad
I would have called it the GRR Martin. Looks like the one he's always wearing.
While I love and adore watching your successful, home-run projects, it is a delight to watch someone know when they’ve gone far enough and it’s time to stop. Cheers to another enjoyable video story. Thanks!
Hello Simone, just wanted to say, YOU BROUGHT BACK MY INTEREST IN ENGINEERING. Earlier I was so fed up with engineering (especially programming). But now after a binge watch, I am motivated.
Earned my sub.
This is the most relatable video of yours, Simone. Coz it's how my ingenious projects turn out--eventually.
if the eyes matched the shape of yours more closely, and you maybe put a piece of fabric connected to the brim, so there isn't a gap, I think it'd work.
Simone! Awesome video. I humbly, humbly request that you continue to enhance this product until it includes a respirator and ear protection, and it's basically a Sandy the squirrel helmet.
amen
As an MRI tech: thank your taking eye safety seriously! It's something that's consistently on my mind whenever I see you tackle bigger projects.
Love the work and, as usual, you set a great example.
"This looks pretty reasonable"
Narrator (Morgan Freeman) -
"But it did not look very reasonable"
Giggle!!!
I laughed so hard that I cried and my sinuses started to clog. Thank you for that.
Mornan Freeman is in this too? Not that it is a big surprise, but siiiick
After seeing the final green variant, I feel this thing needs a lovely folding crest.
From making an incredible table, to chopping up hats. Always quality content.
I love how Simone completely ignores the dog lying on her arm while she tries to type at the start. I remember that from my days with a dog -- his 'subtle' attempt to get attention by completely hampering you in what you want to do.
I may be a dog.
That's usually more of a cat thing but my dog occasionally does it too, and he's a BIG boi.
“It’s not my best work but it will have to do”, and I live by that ❤️
Perfection is the enemy of done!
back to her shitty robot heritage
You need some thin material between the hat and the brim so that it covers your forehead when in the deployed position.
That could be where the head thong comes in.
@@RedmarKerkhof Truly a combination destined to happen.
Lycra?
but with the forehead covered how will people know she's dorky
I love the video! I really kinda like the interplay between you and the camera person or someone off camera, I feel like it really works well with the quirky humorous videos you do. Good stuff Simone!
I'm glad you didn't have a disclaimer saying "no hats were harmed in the filming of this video".
Thanks
Bob
The more I look at it the more I vibe with it
nothing says cool like a safety glasshat with an exposed forehead hole
Simone is pulling. It. Off.
Yeah, I'm actually kinda sad that she's not liking it, because I kinda think this is seriously brilliant.
Then again, I don't really wear hats, so what do I know? :D
Okay but I actually really love the final hat design. Even though it looks kind of dorky, I would absolutely wear that!!
Here Here!
at 9:30 it actually looks good. It almost reminds me of WW1 aviator helmet.
Simone, I found your channel a couple weeks ago and I binge watched every video you have. Thank you. That's all.
I just love you, not in a relationship way. But just you, being you, your sense of humor, your approach to problems and the way you do. Your videos are comforting and enjoyable to watch, it helps me take life and work not too serious. Thanks Simone.
Can I just say how much I appreciate your content? I'm in a psych unit and going through a difficult time and you are helping me SO FUCKING MUCH. Its amazing, genuinely. It employs jokey aspects with genuine, raw talent. I can't express enough HOW MUCH this channel means to me at the moment, and its just something I wish I could get across coherently. Stay safe, stay awesome, keep doing whatever you want.
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Love that your dog just sits next and/or on you all the time
He is such a cutie pie ❤️
That dog is not enough to sit next to _and_ on her at the same time. A Dachshund could, maybe ...
We love scraps!
I prefer to imagine that Simone's neighbors are actually very wholesome, strait-laced people who were completely oblivious to the innuendo on the cake they made her. And then Simone showed it to the internet. 🤣
Omg, I LOVE your neighbors! People who would write that on a cake are exactly the kind of people I need more of in my life!
I'd settle for neighbors that baked me a cake. The rest is just icing on the... ;-)
@@criticalthought7527 That idiom can be retired now; we found the situation it was meant for.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 ,
Congratulations!!!!!! ;-)
Peace and Love,
j
Thank you so much for thinking of us and keeping extra ads minimal on these videos ❤
Watching you work makes me so happy! From one meningioma grower to another!
I really appreciate seeing a holesaw with the missing 1/4" center bit. I'm always ashamed when I "borrow" from my hole saw mandrels, because WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL MY 1/4" BITS, so this was very validating.
Can I just say that I really like your neighbors? I love the writing on the cake.
Super happy you got this cool sponsorship, though I am curious about why google needs to advertise? Google literally owns this platform???
It's probably not to convince people to USE Google because evidently they already do, but if they would put this exact information in an ad people would probably ignore it, they're more likely to listen to it if the information is provided by a creator they like
It's something they use as a measure of goodwill to RUclipsrs that are really beneficial to the platform or who have fans at Google HQ. It's like inviting your contractor to dinner
With so many people using adblockers, the only way they see ads is if they are actually built into the creator's video. Also, people generally like the creators they choose to watch, unlike google, so they gain favor supporting who the people like.
@@DreamingAnonymous ding ding ding. Only certain creators get a Google ad
Honestly the fact that every comment under this video has a spambot answer makes me wonder to what extent they are in control of their own platform.
Scrap's face at the begining was all the "funny" you needed, honestly. And cute... and everything we needed.
me and my little brother, who is 9, were watching this and he’s now super interested in all sorts of drills and making things!! this is awesome
That's the most hilariously half assed project I have seen lately 😂 Well, can't build a puzzle table every month, right? Loved it, can't wait for the next video.
hat-assed
@@rhekman YES!
@@rhekman That's what the head thong is for.
From someone that managed to get metal shards impaled into their retina and then had to have it drilled out with what looked like a Dremel tool with a burr bit attachment, wear your damned safety glasses people!
(edit: somehow too dumb realize that squint were exactly just that, squinting)
The term 'safety squint' means working without glasses, just saying....
The look at 3:53 of complete and utter bewilderment is priceless
I just love the brilliance of spirit you apply to every project. Courage is the willingness to try in the face of possible (even probable) failure. Grace is the ability to do so while having fun and making a following for yourself in the process. I’m so glad I found your channel!!! Keep up the excellent work!
Loved the interactions with Anna 😁 Your videos are always a source of sweet hapiness
At 6:19 it looks more like Alfred trying on a Batsuit… I love it!
Having had a metal shard stuck in my eyeball for a couple weeks at one point, I can tell you I much prefer not having metal in my eyeball. I also wish I'd never tried it.
That sounds horrible- I hope there were no permanent damage. Was it superficial or was it necessary to have the shard removed?
But now you can recommend against it from such a position of authority.
@@TJStellmach Yeah, but those who are pro-shard won't listen, as they've already made up their minds, and would just say I'm making a political power grab by trying to control their eyeball metal shard choices.
@@brianhaygood183 I got a job once because it was made available after a guy rejected job safety standards and splattered hot soldering flux in one eye. Then after coming back from healing, did it to the other eye.
They let him go, and I wore the goggles no matter how uncomfortable they got.
@@sebastianwlodarczyk It was a piece of wire from a stainless wire wheel on a bench grinder. Hurt like heck, but was essentially a splinter, but dead center in my left eye. It was a few days before I was sure it was still in there vs just irritated, so two weeks all told before I got it removed, which didn't really matter a lot; just hurt. Just took him some tweezers under magnification to get it out. So, it left a scar that has since turned me Right eye dominant. Hard to shoot that way, so I now have to shoot Right handed, which torpedoed any hope of competitive shooting, which I was kind of working my way toward. I need reading glasses for basically anything, since I have half the resolution, effectively. No problem with longer range stuff like driving. So, yeah, wear eye protection.
On top of just having amazing content and being based on your social representation and not actually knowing you a generally awesome person thanks for also being an awesome person for your neighbors and community that's amazing
I really appreciate showing off a build that didn't go to massive success- you do a lot of cool builds, and a lot of people have that potential... But at least I'm one who always feels squashed by an idea just not panning out. Remembering that it's just part of trying things is super friggin' important
I have to say that most videos are not funny but you Simone, made my gray day smile.
I think the solution is to start wearing some sweet steampunk goggles all the time
Low key I kinda love it. Idk what it reminds me of but I’m almost 76% positive it reminds me of something that I think I thought was really cool as a kid
Nausicaa and the valley of the wind? That or aviator goggles. I think it would look very good if you just added a bit of fabric to cover the forehead in safe mode
The legendary Zorro? Idk
@@aoarashi3025 oh my gosh I think I remembered. I’m pretty sure it reminded me of the scene from barbie 3 musketeers when they had those crown masks. Idk why that’s what it reminded me of but yah
Making safety glasses.
Step 1: Use pencil to gouge out eyes.
And kudos to Anna for not laughing at Simone every time she had a mask on.
Puppy chilling with its head on your arm at the start was too cute omg
'thank you google!'
and thank you simone for the fade to black. makes it nice and easy to skip the ad....
I'm no engineer, though I play one in my dreams, but it seems to me that it's evident you...
Did exactly what I would have done. Excellent work!
Simone, you never fail to make me laugh and smile 😊 thanks for doing what you do and making what you make
It dawned on me recently that Simone and Uri Tuchman have the exact same kind of chaotic creative energy. I love them both.
I really enjoyed your dialogue with yourself during this build. It shows your creative process.
Nice to see you trying an idea out even if it didn't produce a product. It's always interesting to see the process.
Simone....you are a freaking gem. You're always so awesome.
Ahhhhhh I love seeing a new video from you 😊 so exciting. Thanks for keeping us safe.
The world is a safer place with safety hat in it
@@simonegiertz Gotham City is a safer place with you watching over it
Good attempt Simone! I love when realization came that you just ending up with a discount spirt of Halloween green goblin mask, but still committed. NEVER GIVE UP!
I'm enjoying this format of having an occasional person off camera to interact with.
1. I love the hat!
2. I feel like maybe it might be better for hat-wearers if it had a double-brim, with one at 90deg to the other (and a little concertina patch to fill in the forehead gap). So one brim sits flush against the hat in hat-mode, but then becomes the new brim in goggles-mode...
We finally know who makes Green Arrow's budget equipment! Love your work Simone xxx
OMG I'm crying of laughter and haven't even finished the video.. This is too good.
i want that cake so much. and Simone, can you please turn "your wood filled our hole real good" into t-shirts and other merch.
Is it a great strain for you to be so cool, funny, and brilliant? How do you find time for mundane and superfluous things like eating and sleeping?
A new video from you will brighten the darkest day!
Thank you, Simone. Again.
The joke in the intro is that Google pretends to care about your internet safety.
WE REALLY NEED ADAM SAVAGE TO USE IT ON A ONE DAY BUILD!!! PLS DO IT
He's already done the metal shard in eyeball thing :-).
Hands down the best cake message I’ve ever seen hahah
I’m just imagining the most innocent couple delivering that to you
Seeing Scraps chilling with you in the intro is all I need.
Love your whacky builds. Makes my hope for humanity rise. Thank you.
I see a casual dressed Green Hornet ... AND there were many more super heroes that looked much more ridiculous than you with this hat on! You are my super hero because you always make me smile.
At 5:58 it sounded at first like you said "A design study in porn and function" but after I listened to that section a couple times I got that you actually said "form and function"
Really? Well, that's disappointing.
Hey Simone, thanks for doing what you do. I think your videos brighten my day more than any other
Your content always makes me smile Simone! Thanks for sharing your awesome self with us. 😊
Tack Simone!! Du lyckades verkligen göra min morgon så mycket bättre med detta.
When you're woodworking at 8, but have to help the other Avengers stop Loki stealing the Tesseract at 8:05
Google: don’t let cybercriminals steal your data when we can do it instead!
i hate to be the fun police/devil's advocate but i can guarantee that when you agree to the terms and conditions (that absolutely nobody reads) you agree to sign your data away for marketing or demographics or whatever else they use it for
@@whack6102 The sad thing about people playing the devil's advocate is that the devil is rarely in need of an advocate.
@@whack6102 true, still a funny juxtaposition that Google is running ads about protecting your data
@@chuckhutch4104 but google isn't evil, right? their motto is literally "don't be evil" so that must mean they... ok, I was just informed that they discontinued that motto years ago
@@whack6102 I mean sure but they're not directly stealing my money so it's an improvement
Now I kinda wanna see that hat make an appearance in every video, haha. It might not be your best work, but it does put a smile on my face.
nice to see something crappy again. Everything you've been doing lately is Fantastic and perfect. i love this Charlie Brown X-Mas Tree of a safety hat!!
9:31 I love the look you gave at the camera 😂
I think it's frickin adorable and if you refine it I'd buy it in a heartbeat ❤️ thanks for showing us that you don't always need to do things perfectly to call it a success. As a perfectionist I'd be annoyed about not finishing the project beautifully but I admire your "I'm doing it as a day project" attitude 👏 Love your videos Simone!
Thanks Simone! Your videos always cheer me up!
"This is an ad about staying safe online" and "this is an ad for google" are 100% mutually exclusive satements
Last time i watch your videos with a pint of tea. 10 min spitting my tea in to my lap, keyboard and monitor laughing.
Your videos always make me smile 😊thank you Simone.
Ah Simone, thank you for your wonderful, crazy, brilliant, thought-provoking ideas, your utterly unfazable unflappable zest for life, and your logically illogical ideas.
I have a motto in my studio… if Simone can imagine it then so can you! You have helped me to open my mind to seek new paths to ideas I thought were hopeless 🙏🏼👏🏼💫🥰