PROOF! The Earth Is A Pyramid (VHS-mockumentary)
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- Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
- We found a weird documentary on a VHS tape about a pyramid shaped Earth...
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#flatearth #pyramidearth #morosophy
#pyramid #Earth #mockumentary
It's all coming full circle... Not full circle, but full triangle.
Next we're gonna go full timecube: timecube.2enp.com/
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So this is why we're raiding Area 51..
LOL!
Yep! SEPTEMBER HERE WE COME
Ufo
Wow nice arguments I’m gonna spread the message
Please don't.
@GamerGiraffic I knew it was a joke all along! Didn't you get it? >D
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!
This make more sense than the flat earth.
...yeah
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People thought I was crazy when I told them Earth isn't a sphere or flat... it's all about triangles... If you look at The Legend of Zelda, they have been trying to secretly tell us all this time that the gods made earth as a pyramid. The triforce is is based of 3 triangles. What happens when we shift them around... it turns into a pyramid... take a notice of my logo and you'll see nothing but triangles. I've been trying to secretly tell everyone of this but no one believed me. Thanks to squirrel monkey for finally revealing it to the world!
Remember also in Zelda the item "The Lens of Truth" which is shaped like an eye... it's all clear now! Use the lens of truth to see the truth!
You have 6 triangles in your logo. You know the Truth.
So nobody wants us to know? Not even the government? What if they know?
@@guhlimine8603 they dont
because it's not true
@@byronkelly4374 How dare thou try to tell all of us lOyAl followers that it isn't true- *Some sort of words relating to Treason(for some reason) here
Lol
The Pyramid Earth is hollow... AND WE LIVE ON THE INSIDE.
:O
D:
This VHS was snuck out from Area 51. We need to finish the raid so we can all
Get our brochures!
Omg i cant wait to raid the apple control center instead of area 51
So which GOD are you talkin bout
This channel is an underappreciated font of high-quality comedy.
I really, truly, do hope someone actually believes this. I don’t know if it will happen, but it’s possible
Haha, me too.
@@SquirrelMonkeyCom uknown outcome seekings uncertain variable. reply asap
Already done!
Not gonna lie, I had to look this up because a guy swiped right on me on Tinder who believes this
Wait was it all fake?
This actually makes more sense than the flat Earth bs.
It all makes sense now.
Like them or hate them but they're spittin' straight facts
You really should record some of these to VHS and give them away at Good Will or something
the one dislike is the apple ceo
Flat Earth? Ha! The Pyramid Earth Concept makes so much more sense!
This mockumentary is more coherent and vastly more intelligent than ANYTHING a flat earther has ever said.
I... I'm the smart one! Not scientists... but me! I'm convinced!
No its a toaster
All around the country and coast to coast
People always say what do you like most?
I don't wanna brag I don't wanna boast
I always tell 'em I like toast
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
I get up in the morning 'bout six A. M.
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot
I get toast
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side then you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon press down again
Make toast
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
When the first caveman drove in from the dregs
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread make toast
Yeah toast!
Uh toast?
Oui monsieur bonjour croquette
Uh huh croissant et vous et ver
Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower
Oui Marie baguette bonsoir
French toast!
French toast!
In Chicago or on the Bob And Tom Show
Yeah toast!
Good on ya'
Toast
I remember singing this at a scout camp :|
Awesome, where is that from, America somewhere I presume?
Lets storm north pole instead of Area 51
As a pyramid earther myself, i thank you for spreading the word of the P.E.A
I'm a pyramid earther now , thank you , for you have opened my eyes to the truth
how is this possible?
i've found so many comments like this one and your just trolling you have to be
The earth is a sphere made of polygon tries
This documentary has great production values.
I actually saw this video in 1989 in high school, and I almost joined the occult.
Even the food chain is shaped like a triangle.
Also, love triangles are common.
I considered adding that and the Bermuda triangle. :D
when we raid Area 51 and we find that the earth is actually AIR SHAPED
No this is wrong, obviously the earth is a mobius strip!
Wu da heck is your theory acttualy earth is round
@@tatraplayzpe6398 woooosh
The earth does not exist bud
This is crazier than the Flat-Earthers: changed my mind
It's not actually a mockumentary, it's the TRUTH!!!!
Wth why are all the recent views so low? This channel is amazing
Thank you so much!
This woman must be a celebrity...
The Earth is a Möbius strip! How else would you be able to go around the Earth in a plane and still be on a flat surface??
This video is underrated af
I like the crappy re-re-re-recorded VHS flavor of these videos. They add to the ludicrous seriousness of it all.
DAMN YOU APPLE!!!
Seeing a great video and only 1k views?
*I must spread the word!!!*
Is this a real VHS mockumentary or is this a recent video with a VHS effect added? If it’s the latter, then great job 👍😂
It's the latter
I made a joke with my boyfriend that the earth was a pyrimid, he replied with its a cylinder. We came up with dumb reasons to argue and then i stubble apon this vid. His reactions are priceless
I'm now a full Pyramid Earther convert, your facts are so powerful and impossible to debunk.
Am too its true
I was needing this thanks =D
I'm in! I'm now officially pyramidearther.
As an Austrian I like this music =D
I like how you added an echo to the narrator's voice. Imitating all these ridiculous conspiracy videos in which the narrator always use some kind of voice filter to make him sound more scary or mysterious.
What scares me the most is that there are people who would seriously believe that.
That scares me as well. :D
😄Great video, very entertaining! Just subscribed to your channel!💗
Wow. My mind is blown. I can't believe they've lied to us all this time.
I'm from Malaysia. This country is located in Southeast Asia and this continent is located on the third side of the "pyramid"... So, is this why we're called "third world citizens"? 😨
Half-Life 3 confirmed!!!
Ok
I forgot to mention, nice fact.
Gaming Famous *FaCT*
@@CactusCarrot Oh, i forgot to correct my comment
The aliens made the pyramids as a model of the earth
Where are all my tesseract-earthers?
I’m laughing so hard that I think I’ll need oxygen,this is fucking Golden
So, where can I buy the brochure?
They were trying to cover it up the whole time
4:49 lmao the ship sailing away proves the earth is a pyramid
*insert reference about Telly Monster here*
Pure genius. I'm officially now a pyramid earther. Gold.
I kind of want a poster to put on my wall just to upset the flat-earthers when they come over... merch please?
first flat earthers now Pyramid earthers what next tesseract or cube earthers? also yay Squirrel Monkey at 3am!
least you don't believe the Pyramid is flat
The earth is a cube, you know it squirrel!
More convincing than flat earthers
How did you come up with this.
All my life I used to think the earth is a cylinder. For years I wonder why Silicon Valley has control of the entire internet. I watched this video and it all makes sense.
Squirrel Monkey could probably convince me that the Earth is shaped like a Sinclair ZX Spectrum and I am OK with that
I was about to believe then @5:48 I read, the globe is a pyramid... 😂
If the earth is a pyramid then there's no way it'll take 2km to reach the other side! The only way that is possible is if you're on an island 2km away from the other side.
Oh hey, new video right on my birthday!
woah mindblowing documentary, none of these facts can be disputed!!
This makes sense , the 3 sides are the firmament. We are inside on a flat surface
Yes. 4 corners of the earth makes sense now. The plane we live on is flat, and has 4 corners, going up in a point.
Precisely why when video taping the planes in the air shooting chem trails... coming from my right side, the plane looked like it was launching into outer space... then when it got above me, it appeared to be flying parallel to me... then when it past me on my left, it looked like it was going straight down to the ground... makes sense... mirror relays... I believe the planes or anything we see in the sky is just that, an image being projected on us. I’ve always believed the moon and sun were lights... and if you photograph them, they always have beams of light shooting out of them in an X formation. Lights and relays. I do believe above us, the firmament, is made of some type of hard glass/fiberglass/reflective material. We’re definitely in an enclosed environment... and I knows globe and flat earth we’re both incorrect... this is what I believe anyways.
And we can't forget about Pyramid Head from the Silent Hill franchise.
Wonder why SH got cancelled?
It's because they knew too much and were trying to warn us.
Is that globe model what they call vanishing projection?
What is on the base?
Ice
1:40
SOMEONE GET UP THERE AND FIX ALL THIS 2020 MADNESS
Now my life is fulfilled
I kind wanna turn this an actual conspiracy theory
The UNIVERSE IS A PYRAMID SHAPE.
Literally once in school I made a joke saying I was a pyramid earther I ant believe this video exists 😂😂😂👏✨❤️
*the solar system, more like the pyramid system*
We have: *percury penus pearth pars pupiter paturn puranus and pyratune*
Wait til SciManDan hears about this
They weren’t trying to *hide* it, they didn’t know! The human eye is too close to earth to see the full thing! How far the camera is screws it up with barley any reception, plus some cameras have some type of thing that makes close things round, maybe even far things!
Our world is a mountain
But how do we know it is a square pyramid and not a triangular one?
Wow the old egyptians already had Apple
Well, whoever made this film didn't even bother to understand basic geometry. They keep referencing triangles, but they're using pyramids and pyramids have 4 sides, not 3, and Apple apparently oversees "3" of these 4 sides...Wait...that means....Microsoft oversees the 4th side....OMG!!
Well now I know that Squirrel Monkey isn't a very good source of information.
Maybe something for a future video? I mean, retro computer technology from the 1980s should include The Good Old Days.
When the US and the USSR were trying to blow the world to Kingdom Come.
"Reagan's Joke Lead To Red Alert"
Earth is neither flat nor a pyramid...it’s a tetrahedron!
I have been thinking this for a long time. Happy I’m not the only one
Hope your joking
I'm glad people believe in the truth,The earth is a pyramid,but you left out one thing that the MOON is a square
This documentary was made before first launch to moon.
tHe eArth iS a cyLinder
Thanks for the video =D
...but did You know that after death You become a Bee?
The name of that Bee is Marcelina.
Marcelina likes E. Satie and flowers.
Triangles are the new amogus
2154 : the earth is a fridge
Why does this actually kinda make sense?
The earth is a flat cylinder
Edit: not a circle
A pyramid has more the 3 corners just saying
Everyone else is living on a bubble