The Drinker Fixes... Finn

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  4 года назад +727

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    • @carmens1029
      @carmens1029 4 года назад +12

      Would you review some anime? My favorite anime movies are Sword of the Stranger and The Boy and the beast.

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana 4 года назад +12

      Hi just read the sad News that Sean Connery passed away 😢 today GOD'S SPEED 007 And RIP.

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana 4 года назад +6

      Hi Drinker did you hear the news about Sean Connery? He passed away.

    • @piercelaw7165
      @piercelaw7165 4 года назад +2

      Maybe you could do some biopics like Rocketman the Elton John one, love the video and I have read your first book and loved it, just a suggestion

    • @hmvd22
      @hmvd22 4 года назад +2

      Amazing job again! It’s so entertaining to see Rian Johnson’s stupidity exposed throughout the video.

  • @ryang8040
    @ryang8040 4 года назад +3951

    Imagine if Finn was actually a badass soldier. Who became disillusioned with all the killing.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 4 года назад +381

      That's like asking us to Imagine JJ Abrams actually coming up with an original story.

    • @ericaugust1501
      @ericaugust1501 4 года назад +215

      given how dumb and childish the characters were scripted, i can't help but think Disney had strict rules to be "as childish as possible" because its a 'kids cartoon essentially' to them. So from that perspective all the characters are perfect. otherwise we are forced to consider that actual adult professional writers came up with this character development and plotting.... which is impossible.

    • @INWMI
      @INWMI 4 года назад +48

      yeah man, or something like a indoctrinated training that triggers when hes on danger, anything. the movie was a fucking joke to the fans

    • @sexyt-rexy9205
      @sexyt-rexy9205 4 года назад +107

      He could have also been used to humanize the soldiers of the first order. Preventing Rey and the rebels for killing unnecessarily. Could have been a scene where he begs them not to kill a group of soldiers fleeing or some shit, they ignore him, and it sets him up for a dark side path where he fights against Rey and Kylo (or some shit like that. Maybe he rejoins Kylo under the promise that the first order would change to be a better galactic republic). He is torn between his past of being a trooper and his past of being a rebel and has to decide, does he save Rey or Kylo at the very end of the film.

    • @firekind1980
      @firekind1980 4 года назад

      @@Infamous1892 Lost

  • @Maxxis751
    @Maxxis751 4 года назад +5190

    Imagine being Disney and seeing a Scottish man half pissed on glenfiddich coming up with a better movie than the director who got paid millions.

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 4 года назад +207

      Imagine?! I saw it. Twice!!!

    • @marcane6122
      @marcane6122 4 года назад +184

      Disney is a soulless corporation. They didn't bat an eyelash at what John Bodega said. And could give a fuck about a youtuber.

    • @OrDuneStudios
      @OrDuneStudios 4 года назад +47

      Only half pissed. Revoke his future independant scotish citizenship

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 4 года назад +76

      Pretty sure they botched the sequel trilogy on purpose at this point. It's part of the plan to destroy Western Culture. Disney are shills of the Globalist Tyrants - Alex Jones, probably :D.

    • @a_lucientes
      @a_lucientes 4 года назад +12

      Exactly this. Only Im sure theyre not nearly objective and self-deferential enough to make proper use of his cogent insights and analyses. What a waste.

  • @kylereece5511
    @kylereece5511 2 года назад +1222

    Rose saying “we fight by saving what we love” while the Resistance base is exploding in the background is peak comedy.

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 года назад +85

      Seriously. I don't think I was supposed to snort so fucking loud in the theater when that happened, but I nearly choked on my beer and couldn't stop laughing. What a absolute joke...

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 года назад +4

      @@courtneypaquette3475 who drinks beer watching a movie or being on the cinema? 😂😂😂😂

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 года назад +55

      @Margarine Snatcher you don't have pub theaters? You're missing out man... $5 pitchers of beer, nachos and comfy reclining chairs. Literally the only reason I watch anything in theaters.

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 года назад +16

      @@jhinabloomingflower807 I do! What other reason would I go anywhere to watch something? Lol

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 года назад +3

      @@courtneypaquette3475 beer motivates you to drink it on a theater? Hahaha that must be quite the experience,I would love to drink beer with you among people who like their fizzy drinks 😁😂 hahaha awesome

  • @CrownMe13
    @CrownMe13 2 года назад +648

    Finn could’ve single handedly made this series so unique being that he was a defected stormtrooper but they literally had no idea what to do with him smh

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 года назад

      They started off well... but then China and their cultural hatred of dark skin... seriously, it's all racism and it's because Disney wants China's money but China sees skin color as a literal (not figurative, but literal) sign of favor. The purest are light skinned, hence women's make up and skin lightening treatments. The darker skinned someone is, the less worth they have in the culture, justifying the disdain nobility share to farmers and folk who work under the sun. Then there are different races beyond the Han Chinese. Is it any wonder they have put up with Western Europeans for so long as they have, what with the fairest skin of all, while simultaneously seething against anyone from Africa? Finn never stood a chance, not once Disney decided they shouldn't anger China by making someone with dark skin a Jedi...

    • @cjwalker1593
      @cjwalker1593 Год назад +38

      He was even shown to be force sensitive in ep7 Finn being a stormtrooper turned jedi would have been amazing along side rae

    • @jtirri8842
      @jtirri8842 Год назад +39

      Finn was totally the lost Skywalker in the original treatment. I'd bet on it. They knew what to do, but couldn't commit to elevating a male, not even a black man, to become The Hero. He was very Luke-like, who himself was never as "gifted" as his father with the Force. That was the whole point of Luke's journey in the OT. He saved the galaxy by sacrificing himself and holding to his values and wisdom. It was a spiritual lesson. We can't have that sort of thing these days.

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 Год назад +9

      @@cjwalker1593 Yeah exactly. It would have been so original. They failed the actor and movie. And Rose arc would have been soo much more too.

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 Год назад +11

      @@jtirri8842 No. It's forbidden. If you look closely, not so closely in fact, the movies seems to give the opposite message of what they used to tell, instead of using everyone's talent and habilities for à greater goal, were everyone have a part to play, they seems to be more preocupied by putting ones down while elevating others to ridiculous level. They pretend to be inclusive, but all they do is divide, woman against men, white against black, it's almost as if they can't conceive that everyone can do their own share, and instead, give us character that are OP as F, rendering the others useless in the process. That's why these movies are so different than the older movies. In the OT, I didn't care about lando being a black man, or Han being white because it was never implied that one was superior than the other. They all had their part to play, they were both agreable character that had realistic personalities, Leia was never portrayed as better at everything and either was Luke or anyone else. They were a team that worked together and it worked well. I don't know why they can't do this anymore. Now they seems to divide, portray somes as useless and others as space Jesus. English isn't my language but I'm sure you get the idea.

  • @Poopookachew1
    @Poopookachew1 4 года назад +1295

    "...The half assed anti-capitalism message, from a company that makes literally billions of dollars a year."
    Alot of that going around lately.
    Fubar.

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 4 года назад +57

      ...And holy shit, you nailed it dead on with the Lethal Weapon "two characters with conflicting personalities / qualities playing off eachother." If you're a drunk and can grok this aspect of story structure, the writers and execs must be tripping balls on adrenochrome and Draino to be missing it that badly.

    • @joshuapowell6822
      @joshuapowell6822 4 года назад +32

      Subi_fan It’s never about reality with these big corporations, just appearances. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did it with their financial records too.

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 4 года назад +34

      @@joshuapowell6822
      Nailed it Josh.
      By "financially supporting" whatever cause, charity, or protest movement which is contemporary and popular (especially on social media) they recieve reimbursements and lower corporate taxes.
      When a company advertises that "by buying our product you are helping to support _Enter_ _Virtue_ _Signalling_ _Cause_ as we promise to donate etc etc etc..." that donation plus interest is claimed back from the government.
      NGO's like the ones who "rescue" illegal immigrants from sinking rubber dingies in the Med play this tax fiddle all the time.

    • @monauralsnail0669
      @monauralsnail0669 4 года назад

      I like the boys but it did the exact same thing

    • @solidbeard8324
      @solidbeard8324 4 года назад +8

      @@Poopookachew1 Funny, I had similar character dynamic with mine SW Fanfic series.

  • @Rogue9
    @Rogue9 4 года назад +2074

    As a wise man once said: “There are two types of people. Those who like the new Star Wars movies and those who like good films.”
    I’m guessing the 56 dislikers are part of the first group.

    • @paulstella8443
      @paulstella8443 4 года назад +23

      You sound like you could be my best friend

    • @tiernfitzpatrick9330
      @tiernfitzpatrick9330 4 года назад +31

      Rogue u were always pretty much my favourite r6 content creator and now my respect for u has doubled. Legend

    • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
      @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 4 года назад +14

      wow, one of my favourite you tubers commenting on another one's video with nothing in common. Cool!

    • @bjoernhart80
      @bjoernhart80 4 года назад +4

      One of your Dislikes is Ryan Johnson :-)

    • @captainrednek9301
      @captainrednek9301 4 года назад

      I liked TFA, TROS and Solo. TLJ is garbage, it’s the only Star Wars movie I don’t own.

  • @johnsmith651
    @johnsmith651 4 года назад +2435

    Finn - constantly marginalized and humiliated by Rose
    Poe - constantly humiliated and marginalized by Holdo
    Luke - constantly humiliated and marginalized by Rey
    I’m noticing a pattern here...

    • @ssharp755
      @ssharp755 4 года назад +351

      Also, each character is allowed redemption through the grace and angelic forgiveness of a female character.
      Finn - by Rose saving him and bestowing her forgiveness in the form of a kiss (as her actions appear to doom everyone and her soundbite is completely contradicted by the storys portrayal of the holdo maneuvre).
      Poe - by Holdo suddenly and totally inexplicably given her previous treatment telling leia how much she likes him (in a belittlingly paternalistic fashion for maximal irony)
      Luke - by Rey telling Leia (his force using sister who was WAY closer to him!) how Luke "is at peace now" (having done nothing to redress his fault in turning Kylo to the darkside, instead just taunting the boy he 'failed' according to the film).
      Yup, the film is utterly vapid even in the implementation of its primary agenda.

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 4 года назад +82

      Rian Johnson shat this out after a hangover, I can tell.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 года назад +12

      @@caleblim6890 At least he redeem himself with Knives Out. Also, he directed some episodes of Breaking Bad such as The Fly Episode and Ozymandias.

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 4 года назад +150

      @@margarethmichelina5146 He didn't redeem anything. He put in effort for the likes of Knives Out because he actually cared for the project. He only came in to Star Wars to destroy it, which you might think I am joking, but considering his interviews even till today is to mock and antagonize fans who didn't like his movie, and the glee he had in creating a movie that basically split the fanbase, I say he didn't redeem anything.

    • @dahelmang
      @dahelmang 4 года назад +66

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Star Wars is one of the biggest film franchises in the world. Johnson poisoned the well and turned the fanbase against it. There is no redeeming that kind of failure.

  • @christophermire3872
    @christophermire3872 3 года назад +941

    Seriously Drinker, you have to tell us how this story ends. Your fixes for Rey, Luke and Finn are all fantastic and are clearly leading to a better finale. I would love to see how you would end the trilogy.

    • @wolfpack9273
      @wolfpack9273 2 года назад +47

      If he fixes the whole trilogy, I think I'm gonna use his solution as the new canon.

    • @DouglasLippi
      @DouglasLippi 2 года назад +23

      He just needs to fix Kylo, Leia, Solo, and Snoke, then the whole trilogy will have been fixed 👍

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 года назад +4

      @@DouglasLippi Not sure what was wrong with Leia or Han I mean I guess Han could be a bit less of scoundrel but I don't know losing your kid to the darksied would but some distance between you and your wife. As for Kylo not a lot just explore how Snoke was manipulative, how he met the knights of Ren and seeing him as child sent off to lukes temple as ben solo took that as they feared his ability with the force, I believe even a injured conflicted kylo Ren would beat Finn like he did in movie but Rey doesn't somehow use the force like she has training but gets saved thanks to chewie blasting at kylo as Rey drags the unconscious Finn to the millennium falcon, it was only the destruction of star killer base that stops kylo Ren pursuing them.

    • @DouglasLippi
      @DouglasLippi 2 года назад +17

      @@themarsman5155 the way Han dies is an absolute disgrace, let alone the half-ass reaction to it by the other characters. Frickin Rey has a love affair with a guy that she witnessed murder his father??? And Leia having no meaningful relationship with her only son??? Not believable and makes her character hollow. And the Mary Poppins thing...

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 года назад +3

      @@DouglasLippi Rey understood That ben solo is his true self and that killing his father made him conflicted because he regrets it, Luke doesn't hate anakin for what Vader did to alderaan. Kylo ren wanted to kill han to break the connection to his past as ben solo but it only drawed him closer to the lightside because ben solo was still a part of him. How, it's han reach out to his son because he loves him, definitely could've fleshed out the relationship more. I admit they should've showed ben solo and Leia relationship a lot more.

  • @Malignant88
    @Malignant88 4 года назад +1527

    That kiss with Rose Tiko still makes me cringe so hard.

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 4 года назад +63

      Also imagine if it was the other way around or if he kissed rey,holy shit the backlash they wouldve gotten from the fake fans

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 года назад +60

      I saw no consent forms exchanged.

    • @madams3110
      @madams3110 4 года назад +11

      Worse than the Reylo kiss?

    • @Malignant88
      @Malignant88 4 года назад +27

      @@madams3110 that's a good question. The Reylo kiss you could see coming, so I'd say yes.

    • @OpeSnaps
      @OpeSnaps 4 года назад +35

      But it was..."KISS FROM A ROSE on the grey"....Seal...batman soundtrack...I'm out...

  • @simonnaylor3536
    @simonnaylor3536 3 года назад +1188

    FIN and REY, both as Jedi? I mean, isn’t it what we all expected and everyone would have loved? It pretty much writes itself. How could they screw it up so badly?

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 3 года назад +57

      It is a interesting story
      I would be fine with only Ray as a force sensitive
      But than Finn shouldn't have these force hints
      I am fine with a dark, scared Finn, funny Poe and how drinker fixed Ray. So mistrusing and selfish at times
      Or what I read: a finn who tries to be a pacifist because he knows that the stormtroopers don't have a choice

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 3 года назад +90

      I was actually hoping in TFA that Finn was force-sensitive myself. I liked Finn more than I liked Rey. I felt that Rey didn't earn all that skill and talent.

    • @Noodles.Doodles
      @Noodles.Doodles 3 года назад +83

      I really like how in the Drinker's version, the title of the movie turns out to refer to two people, since the word Jedi can be both singular and plural. How's that for 'subverting expectations'?

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 года назад +17

      @@Noodles.Doodles that’s a really cool point lol, nice 👍

    • @paulolucero9864
      @paulolucero9864 3 года назад +23

      They teased him being force sensitive in TFA so hard, then he faded into uselessness in the later movies.

  • @jongodsey8472
    @jongodsey8472 4 года назад +422

    The drinker calls himself an asshole but even when he's fixing a story he hates you can tell he's trying his best to make changes that still carry a lot of the original writer's plot points. It's respectful

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 4 года назад +41

      Exactly. It’s the old saying, there are no bad stories, just bad story tellers. And REE-Ann Johnson is a bad story teller in this film. The drinker takes a story poorly told and respectfully fixes the execution, proving that the old saying is true!

    • @OGGuaves
      @OGGuaves 4 года назад +40

      Instead of shoving off Rose, Drinker included her throughout the story, gave her growth, and led to a satisfying conclusion to her character arc.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +2

      Now he know how it feels to work on something he has contempt for.

  • @kingjotnar6448
    @kingjotnar6448 3 года назад +873

    I feel that Finn's fixation on Rey could have been a strong character trait. Stormtroopers are brought up to be fanatics, so it could be that instead of being a fanatic about The First Order, he could be a fanatic about the first human being he could connect with.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 года назад +190

      And then make part of his arc being realising that that's not a healthy mindstate to be in, and forcing himself to learn not to do that.

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 2 года назад +51

      Wouldn't that be Poe, though?

    • @sala6275
      @sala6275 2 года назад +101

      or perhaps that Finn's fixation is based on his latent feeling of the Force being attracted to another Force wielder, like how Leia and Luke found each other...

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 2 года назад +1

      @@hellacoorinna9995 The cowards at Disney thought two men homo-romantically connecting with each other with their conflicting personalities was no good. Instead they let two lesbian background characters kiss and called it a day.

    • @blackknightdiscussions7632
      @blackknightdiscussions7632 2 года назад +41

      They could have made it like a Force connection/bond between the two. But the writers are stupid and didn’t think about the long term.

  • @schiffertistvan6881
    @schiffertistvan6881 4 года назад +758

    "Did you ever here the Tragedy of FN-2187, the Finn?"
    "No."
    "I tought not. It's not a story that Disney would tell you."

    • @marcane6122
      @marcane6122 4 года назад +28

      Is it possible to hear this story?

    • @haphazardgarage6439
      @haphazardgarage6439 4 года назад +35

      Yare Yare Daze not from a competent writer...

    • @Lucas-fo8ci
      @Lucas-fo8ci 4 года назад +20

      @@marcane6122 not from Disney...

    • @jeffreyhejny7522
      @jeffreyhejny7522 4 года назад +14

      @@marcane6122, especially not in China.

    • @landpilot6197
      @landpilot6197 3 года назад +1

      Is it possible to know how to make this possible

  • @Joenzinator
    @Joenzinator 4 года назад +403

    Finn has a breakdown seeing his comrades die in combat, and then in the next scene he's gunning them down with a Tie Fighter.

    • @invisiblerevolution
      @invisiblerevolution 4 года назад +10

      😆

    • @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska
      @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 4 года назад +3

      🤔

    • @sEaNoYeAh
      @sEaNoYeAh 4 года назад +40

      That was the moment the sequel trilogy lost me.
      "Okay, new character, a Storm trooper, a black stormtrooper, so not a Jango clone. Oh he has empathy, and regret, and violence seems abhorrent to him... Oh and now he's slaughtering the only people he's ever known by the dozens with a smile on his face."

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 года назад +2

      “WOOO”

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 года назад +5

      @You tuber Self defense LMAO.

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 4 года назад +483

    “Real adult humans wrote this. Just let that take a moment to sink in.”

    • @garrisonmoncher5461
      @garrisonmoncher5461 3 года назад +11

      Physically or Mentally? There's a difference.

    • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
      @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 3 года назад +8

      @@garrisonmoncher5461 True

    • @rickeybernard8156
      @rickeybernard8156 3 года назад +9

      That probably lived a life of luxury and was handed their jobs. I can't imagine working your way up and failing if you're given a project this huge.

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 3 года назад +1

      I don’t count Ruin Johnson as a real adult human though.

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 3 года назад

      That statement sums up modern Hollywood 😅

  • @TheBuccaneer1975
    @TheBuccaneer1975 2 года назад +274

    Finn and Poe were the two 'new' characters that not only promised an interesting story arc but who were played by competent and likeable actors, both utterly wasted and progressively destroyed in a vein attempt to make several female characters look more capable IMO.

    • @Finwych
      @Finwych Год назад +2

      Are you calling Boyega a competent actor?

    • @TheBuccaneer1975
      @TheBuccaneer1975 Год назад +14

      @@Finwych yeah, I rekon given the right script he could do alright.

    • @esceneknausicalci
      @esceneknausicalci Год назад +18

      @@Finwych He's not a bad actor, so is Daisy.
      Like Hayden, they tried their best with the script they were given.

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 Год назад

      It's spelled "vain attempt".

    • @TheBuccaneer1975
      @TheBuccaneer1975 Год назад +1

      @@seriouscat2231 your too serious cat, but thanks.

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 4 года назад +437

    On the topic of having both Finn and Rey as the dual protags, I always thought it would have been cool if Rey was more gifted in the force techniques like mind tricks, moving things, etc and then Finn would be more gifted in the combat side like a Jedi knight. Also would’ve been cool if he wore a modified stormtrooper outfit with his helmet with the blood marks as his symbol, the he uses his gun skills and lightsaber in tandem, would’ve made for a cool final battle against phasma

    • @greenpenguin0763
      @greenpenguin0763 3 года назад +51

      Phasma another wasted potential

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 года назад +31

      @@greenpenguin0763 phasma was just there to sell merch

    • @justinkinsey1527
      @justinkinsey1527 3 года назад +12

      Oh my God, that would be an amazing character

    • @nym0s177
      @nym0s177 3 года назад +7

      I think if they both had very small use of the force but Finn can build his up more. I wish Rey was kept as a nobody or even if they made Kylo and Rey twins and not love interests. So Rey actually has a bigger and understandable reaction to Han Solo being killed. If Rey could only use physical force in very intense moments but can use the mental version. Idk. Anything could be better than the actual movie

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 года назад +10

      This is a fantastic idea! I mean even the video games have you choose between more force power focused characters or more physically skilled force users. Would have been a GREAT tie-in.
      This is my third time watching this, because even just the narration is such a better story than the multi-million dollar movie. Love The Drinker.

  • @Onmur
    @Onmur 4 года назад +427

    God, Drinker, you gave Rose's character a good scene and ending.

    • @johnm3066
      @johnm3066 4 года назад +14

      Better than the ending she got in ROS, that's for sure 😂😂

    • @nickbritten8132
      @nickbritten8132 4 года назад +12

      She dies, and that’s enough for me lol 😆

    • @nbkawtgnobody
      @nbkawtgnobody 4 года назад +1

      The only fitting send off!

  • @panachevitz
    @panachevitz 4 года назад +1798

    Plot twist: The Critical Drinker is actually George Lucas and he's reading from his proposed script.

    • @ilyanagalen9320
      @ilyanagalen9320 4 года назад +33

      Not anywhere near crap enough to be Lucas in disguise. The Last Jedi is bad, but the Prequels were no better.

    • @anthonylipira9526
      @anthonylipira9526 4 года назад +120

      @@ilyanagalen9320 Even at its worst, the Prequel Trilogy was still the vision of an artist with something to say. Lucas' problem was believing his own hype and surrounding himself with yesmen incapable of reining him in.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 года назад +55

      I think having Finn go to Coruscant instead of Canto Bight is brilliant. It lets us see a familiar place without it being just a reference. We could see what has happened to it since the prequels. You could even make an excuse for Finn and Rose to visit the ruins of the Jedi temple to salvage some Jedi-related artifact that Rey needs to complete HER journey.
      Instead, by going to Canto Bight, Disney wanted to make some blunt, preachy lesson about corporate greed. Yeah, Disney, coming from YOU that's really deep.

    • @Javixk17
      @Javixk17 4 года назад +5

      Not the comment we need, but the comment we deserve

    • @ilyanagalen9320
      @ilyanagalen9320 4 года назад +5

      @@anthonylipira9526 still, the Prequels were no better. There are some things I still like about the sequels. The Prequels did so much so wrong and so badly that they are not redeemed just because another trilogy exists which is also bad.

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 3 года назад +460

    In the first one, they were already ruining his premise. Instead of being a guy who did bad things because he thought it was right (or because that's how he was raised), he was actually just an innocent janitor. Then after the first time being put in battle, he realises the First Order is bad and quits. Also, in that battle he was affected by his fellow storm trooper dying in his arms, but 20 minutes later they're just mooks he can mow down without caring.

    • @pikebasss
      @pikebasss 2 года назад +40

      It bums me out how many different directions they could have taken Star Wars in, but they just chose a boring retread.
      They could have done anything. Maybe there is another galactic civil war, but this time there are Jedi on both sides and Luke has to reconcile with that before passing the mantle to the next generation.

    • @cylondorado4582
      @cylondorado4582 2 года назад +17

      @@pikebasss Yeah, I've thought about that a lot. I think it would have been cool if the Republic and the First Order were closer in strength, but the First Order was starting to get the upper hand. So they're trying to defend the progress they made by defeating the Empire instead of... doing everything over again.

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 2 года назад +22

      I notice that like he didn’t care at all that he’s killing stormtrooper who where probably brain washed like him.

    • @johnsonbro4944
      @johnsonbro4944 2 года назад +20

      Yeah honestly he was the main reason why I kept watching the trilogy. Since the very beginning, I was shocked when seeing a Storm Trooper rebelling against orders for the first time. I was expecting a good development but unfortunately didn't happen.
      Actually I always considered him the main protagonist. Ray never took that position in my mind even after the last movie.

    • @danm5911
      @danm5911 Год назад +8

      @@cylondorado4582 That would have been a major improvement. It was simply absurd to me that this 'First Order' could come out of nowhere and arise so quickly to dominate the galaxy. Look how much effort and time and planning it took for Palpatine to do it in the prequels. Then, some totally new group just shows up and takes over everything? I never bought it, and they never explained it.
      Your idea of them being closer in strength is way better.

  • @elementblue780
    @elementblue780 4 года назад +558

    "You knew what to do with Daisy Ridley. You knew what to do with Adam Driver." I would argue that no, they did not know what to do with either of them. They didn't know what to do with Star Wars in general.

    • @lavelle2911
      @lavelle2911 4 года назад +7

      Bad writing on all the characters. Kylo Ren was supposed to be oh- -so- powerful but the writers never shown him really fucking shit up. Plus Fin held his own against him and even Rey with no training managed to defeat him. It was just ridiculous.
      Rey? Well she was extremely powerful without no training, could do everything and knew everything. Had no personality. Bad, bad writing all around.

    • @goingballisticmotion5455
      @goingballisticmotion5455 4 года назад +11

      @@lavelle2911 Sigourney Weaver said it best in Galaxy Quest, 'It was bad writing'

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 3 года назад +8

      @Farhiya Jama of course not, a joke has the decency to have a punchline whereas those two didn’t have one. The entire sequel trilogy had even worse concept and execution than the prequels did.

    • @dalentces2492
      @dalentces2492 3 года назад +4

      Boyega actually said they made Adam's and Daisy's characters "nuanced" LMAO. Dude's just salty he was a token black man, not that the writing was bad. He would have loved to be the Gary Sue, "why was this about female rather than black empowerment??????"

    • @MalrickEQ2
      @MalrickEQ2 3 года назад +1

      Well, Kylo is one of the best Star War chars ever. Sadly, he couldn't keep the movies from being bad.

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 4 года назад +295

    I love how they can call a bartender and talk to her while she’s having a gunfight but they can’t call a guy throwing dice at a casino table.

    • @paulstella8443
      @paulstella8443 4 года назад +20

      *sigh* there are just so many examples of this kind of idiocy peppered throughout these films.

    • @thejagman22
      @thejagman22 4 года назад +3

      McGuffin.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 4 года назад +11

      @@thejagman22
      Oh man, I could really go for a bacon egg & cheese McGuffin right now

    • @nightghoul7368
      @nightghoul7368 4 года назад +1

      @@thejagman22 it's mcmuffin

    • @MNewsTime
      @MNewsTime 4 года назад +2

      @@nightghoul7368 I think something went over your head.

  • @theanimeslayer3999
    @theanimeslayer3999 4 года назад +302

    Finn is whatever the writers need him to be at that particular moment. Which unfortunately is screaming Rey or as a joke acting a clown.
    Imagine if Finn was actually a competent soldier, using strategy and skills and military knowledge to the resistances advantage ...
    Except we get a janitor! Sorry Drinker unless you can change that he was a janitor his 'character' is forever damned.

    • @oshwaflz
      @oshwaflz 4 года назад +9

      They still put him on the front lines, even some clones had garbage duties but they still went through kaminoan training

    • @yordanazzolin
      @yordanazzolin 4 года назад +12

      ​@@oshwaflz and to add to it, im pretty sure real world soldier still have to clean their barracks ...

    • @crazyfingers619
      @crazyfingers619 4 года назад +3

      You're not wrong, and that thing is 6 hours of consistent "don't piss off china"

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 4 года назад +13

      Maybe he was made a janitor as a disciplinary action because he was showing too much independent thought and had to be thought subservience, while he was top of his class because of said independent thought, or something like that. I'm thinking like Steven Seagal's Casey Ryback from Under Siege.
      That way the janitor plot point remains intact, as are the rules of the fix, and there is an actual reason for him to be on a mission with Kylo, since he would be a competent soldier, but due to a trait that the First Order actively despises and is trying to break.
      It could even be played out that at first he hates himself for deserting and still thinks that he is in the wrong for being too independent, but when the resistance finds him and accepts him for who he is, he finds a new family in them. So now he is fighting for a new family and not so that he can scream about Rey in every second scene he is in.
      That way you also show how the First Order's inability to accept people makes them throw away a valuable soldier that ends up feeding vital information to the Resistance, simply because they treat him as a human being instead of as a defective tool. This makes him an even more plot important character as he becomes the personification of what is wrong with the First Order on an interpersonal level, instead of making him the but end of half the jokes in the movie.

    • @davidkeys4284
      @davidkeys4284 4 года назад +1

      @@JohnTrustworthy that was a good read. Better than what the movies did.

  • @jonathannumer5415
    @jonathannumer5415 2 года назад +126

    I like how even though Rose was a horrible character you didn’t just drop her. You gave her a good story line and made her into something all of us would look up to… something Disney thinks we should do just because of immutable characteristics.

    • @IHateHoldo
      @IHateHoldo 4 месяца назад

      I mean it makes more sense for her to be angry and bitter at the first order, than all bubbly and self righitous

  • @solidsnakejake185
    @solidsnakejake185 4 года назад +652

    I can’t imagine Rey trying to explain to Finn that she fell for the guy that put him in a coma defending her.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 года назад +82

      Yamcha'd

    • @boodtwo4342
      @boodtwo4342 3 года назад +54

      Did Finn even know about Rey and Kylo? And if so, yeah, he’d probably be a little confused. Like, this guy nearly killed him.

    • @solidsnakejake185
      @solidsnakejake185 3 года назад +46

      @@boodtwo4342 we can assume Rey just keeps it a secret after Kylo dies so it’s happily ever after. All respect to Daisy, Rey is the most hate-able character that we were supposed to like. Poor Boyega thought he was at least gonna get a smooch scene with her but nope, they reduced him to a side-plot side character.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 года назад +8

      Apparentely Finn and Poe were going to be in a relationship xD
      Does it make sense ? No... but.... whatever.

    • @Remix-pr4xd
      @Remix-pr4xd 3 года назад +7

      @@SirSoloSoul So Finn would fall in love with the guy who killed his friend?

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 3 года назад +639

    I actually got shivers when you described Rose's death and then Finn helping Rey move the boulders at the end. That would have been so much more satisfying than what we actually got.

    • @Twenty_twin_twin
      @Twenty_twin_twin 3 года назад +29

      This is the way. Amen.

    • @Paladin1034
      @Paladin1034 3 года назад +50

      Drinker's version makes so much more sense. Of course you're not gonna sacrifice a main character, but it's the perfect end for a side character with an already existing tie to sacrificing for the greater good.

    • @SeanMacadelic
      @SeanMacadelic 2 года назад

      You actually got shivers….
      Sure you did.

    • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
      @deborahblackvideoediting8697 2 года назад +14

      @@SeanMacadelic - What can I say? I'm a sensitive kinda gal.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 2 года назад +4

      @@deborahblackvideoediting8697 i'm a dude and even i got a bit of the willies.

  • @alyssagav8696
    @alyssagav8696 4 года назад +1949

    His job in the movie was to be black, and to be fair to him he pulled it off.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 года назад +80

      Shame because I would liked to have seen a scenario that if he had actually defeated Kylo Ren in that lightsaber scene, he would have become a brutal enemy of Rey and that might have been a small improvement?

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 4 года назад +75

      @@deathstrike That's entering Mary Sue territory

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 года назад +13

      @@JohnDoe-ji5wg Not necessarily, what if Kylo Ren battered and broken had transferred his spirit to Finn, making him more curious of the dark side and possibly either leading him to either Snoke or even Palpatine? He would have had to learn to use his force abilities and seeing Rey become a more and more Mary Sue, decided the rebellion wasn't where he belonged and revealing himself to Snoke, perhaps start a new Sith clan.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 года назад +5

      @Ruosong Gao Yes but didn't Finn manage to injure Kylo Ren? There is also some evidence that Finn IS force sensitive hence why it MIGHT be possible for a spirit transfer. Sadly this is Legends territory but Emperor Vitiate was able to transfer his spirit and rule the Eternal Empire and also Darth Nox did defeat Darth Thanaton with a combination of spirits she had absorbed and of course she was living. Also remember Finn IS a trained First Order Soldier so while he may not have defeated Kylo, he may have with additional training. Also Chewbacca did wound Kylo Ren (no spoilers) so you have to consider that too and we don't know if Chewbacca may or may not be a force sensitive himself.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 года назад

      @Ruosong Gao Well one I never quoted Vitiate, he was capable of transfer so the implication is that it IS possible, Palpatine proved it could be done. Two, I am well versed in SW lore hence why I used both Vitiate and Darth Nox as examples. Nowhere do I say I wanted to alter or change the lore in any way. I'm not a fan at all of the new SW and to be honest? I hope Lucas uses the Veil of the Force to retcon the lore and restore the original SW to its proper glory. Sigh I just simply thought a different outcome scenario would have been nice, that is all. Didn't want to have to debate the lore.

  • @BushmanOutdoors
    @BushmanOutdoors 2 года назад +118

    I really feel for John, you could see in real time as he slowly realised he was only hired as a box ticker as was Kelly. Think of them as surface decoration. They don’t add much kind of like the script was done and we’re adding later as a focus group decided there needed to be more “representation”

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 3 года назад +404

    I will say this Anakin flirting with Padme was better written then whole sequel trilogy

    • @Zephirite.
      @Zephirite. 3 года назад +24

      True.
      Teenage Anakin would be awkward.
      Can’t say the same for an entire trilogy…

    • @zak-of-all-trades9638
      @zak-of-all-trades9638 2 года назад +4

      BUURRRNN 😅.....

    • @mycalschmycal6737
      @mycalschmycal6737 2 года назад

      @King of Nothing that line alone made me so wet

  • @pivotkid85
    @pivotkid85 4 года назад +2446

    This is actually brilliant

    • @buffstuffington882
      @buffstuffington882 4 года назад +71

      Drinker > hollywood writers everytime

    • @gregsmith7949
      @gregsmith7949 4 года назад +32

      YES! If only the Drinker had written this movie the franchise would be in better shape.

    • @TheEducator89
      @TheEducator89 4 года назад +35

      Well, working within the shitty boundaries of the rest of the film it's very good. This plus how he fixed Rey and Luke is how I will remember the film and I'll make up my own episode IX

    • @BenjoC8632
      @BenjoC8632 4 года назад +9

      Yeah that really was a MUCH better story arch for Finn than what that RoundHeaded moron put out

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 4 года назад +8

      How “brilliant” is it if this guy doesn’t even realize the ultra important fact that those last 3 major Star Wars movies _were made bad on purpose?_
      That those characters who were made bad or destroyed by the movies writers/producers, for example, were made bad or destroyed ON PURPOSE?

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 4 года назад +182

    I was actually very interested in Finn in the first movie. He seemed like a good character that should have been the main protagonist since he had such a better backstory.

    • @berserkshirtbear1271
      @berserkshirtbear1271 4 года назад +10

      From my first viewing I thought he was more of a protagonist than MaRey Sue

    • @berserkshirtbear1271
      @berserkshirtbear1271 4 года назад +16

      I don't know why I said "first viewing" I watched it once

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 4 года назад +11

      damn straight. Only thing that ittitated me was how easily he turned on his former comrades and just started blasting them down. Other than that I loved the potential he presented. I would have loved to watch a trilogy just about his journey and the implications of "humanized" Stormtroopers. So much potential for meaningful moral conflict between Poe and Finn when it comes to killing Stormtroopers... this could have been so much better :(

    • @alejandrolarrea9153
      @alejandrolarrea9153 4 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 года назад

      same. And John Boyega is a good actor... he can actually close his mouth entirely

  • @andrewgedge4015
    @andrewgedge4015 2 года назад +45

    Your idea and description of Finn turning the ship around and being suggested as "The Last Jedi" literally gave me chills. As did your new rock moving scene.
    Ugh, why can't we have nice things?

  • @jeffdaman6969
    @jeffdaman6969 4 года назад +229

    This made Finn a much better character overall. Also, rose dying this way is way more meaningful than the way JJ “killed” her off in episode 9. He practically ghosted her in that entire film.

    • @snodog00
      @snodog00 4 года назад +19

      Agreed, this doesn’t only fix Finn, it makes Rose likeable. She was shafted from 3 anyway, why not send her out as a short experienced but beloved character instead of an annoying troll?

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 4 года назад +6

      Hell, if you wanna have Rose in episode 9 then make it so Finn is also teaching her over the course of the film in all aspects of Stormtrooper work, so that when she makes the sacrifice she instead ejects at the last second, still stopping the cannon but barely surviving the explosion and escaping in a First Order ship.

    • @AlienCowThatMoos
      @AlienCowThatMoos 4 года назад +2

      I was so confused when she turned up in the third movie. I thought she DID die! Didn't she sacrifice herself for Finn? Ok, just unconscious I guess...

    • @Vikturus22
      @Vikturus22 4 года назад +4

      Do you blame JJ for abandoning that character? it was useless anyway and helped making episode 8 as bad it was

  • @MrThademon
    @MrThademon 4 года назад +350

    It's so wrong. Finn easily had the coolest backstory that they could have done so much with in those movies and they turned him into the token black guy from Not Another Teen Movie. All they left out was him yelling "Blang blang!" "Damn!" "Shit!" and "That is whack!"

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 года назад +14

      "Wher da wht wymin at?"

    • @lofthestars2088
      @lofthestars2088 3 года назад +10

      Instead he just screamed "Rey" a lot.
      (Also would give a like but you are at 66 soooooo)

    • @23AlexandreJ
      @23AlexandreJ 3 года назад +7

      The worst part is, he was meant to make a diverse cast and to represent black people star Wars in an inclusive and interesting way, but ended up as comic relief as so many other black characters did.

  • @aleqthepredator
    @aleqthepredator 3 года назад +3155

    Maaaan, it’s almost like the idea of a strong black male lead regaining his humanity and rising up to fight his former slavers kind of scares them.. Huh. 👀

    • @YEY0806
      @YEY0806 3 года назад +234

      Irony

    • @TheBackOfTheClassroom
      @TheBackOfTheClassroom 3 года назад +117

      Bruh...🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @xthemexicanx10
      @xthemexicanx10 3 года назад +75

      This 😤

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 3 года назад +81

      Based

    • @jhint1929
      @jhint1929 3 года назад +170

      It's almost like the fact that he's black is irrelevant and the screenplay was written by morons who fundamentally miss the potential of his character.

  • @mm88deatmatch
    @mm88deatmatch 3 года назад +85

    Drinker: “Go away now”
    Me: watches yet another video directly afterwards

  • @andrewkirk2548
    @andrewkirk2548 4 года назад +256

    "But just as he's approaching, Rose moves in front of him, forcing him aside so that she can ram the cannon herself. Her final words to him are that she's let go of her hatred now. She's not doing this to destroy the First Order, but to protect the people she cares about. She thanks Finn for helping her to see the difference, before crashing into the cannon and destroying it."
    No way, dude! You actually found a way for that terrible line to work so much better!

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 4 года назад

      @Gerry C Finn?

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 4 года назад +3

      @Gerry C If you, listened to the video, it was more than that and the stungun part didn't happen, but I get what you're saying. Perhaps he's referring to other unmentioned people, like those oppressed people on Corasant(sp.)?

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 4 года назад +214

    "Then a bunch of stupid shit happens" should have been the Last Jedi's opening crawl. Then roll credits.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 года назад +2

      wasn't it the Rise of Skywalker's opening crawl? or is that just what i read because i happen to speak bullshit?

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 4 года назад +1

      @Jerry Wallace force redacted was bad but could have been salvaged by a competent writer who gave a shit. RJ was not that writer. Not that Krazy KK would have allowed a good writer to save Starwars

    • @etme1000
      @etme1000 4 года назад

      *unbelievably stupid

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 4 года назад +547

    The worst part about Finn is that Boyega is a genuinely good actor and they just refused to give him workable scripts...

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 4 года назад +19

      @Gerry C Unfortunately, not really. Most of the movies he's in (that I've seen) are crap or are mediocre... He just has moments where you can tell there's something there.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +43

      @Gerry C Attack the Block is a lot of fun and he portrays the serious brooding act he should have had in Star Wars very well.

    • @jaden532
      @jaden532 3 года назад +8

      @@spartanhawk7637 here’s the thing you have to be able to take risk for example Marvel with RDJ they took a risk and it paid off and I feel with actual thought they definitely could’ve made one hell of a star wars movie

    • @adaeptzulander2928
      @adaeptzulander2928 3 года назад +18

      Making Rey the Bestest Female EV-AR! is a higher priority than writing a good male character, even a Black one.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 3 года назад +7

      @@adaeptzulander2928 When it comes to identity politics, some people are more victims than others.

  • @xminusone1
    @xminusone1 Год назад +28

    I seriously hope that John Boyega see this video. The guy deserves so much more. And the character too.

  • @russetwolf13
    @russetwolf13 4 года назад +458

    Alternate idea: Finn empathizes with the storm troopers, having been one, and essentially spends the entire trilogy trying to do a guile hero no-kill pacifist run through the war while everyone tells him that's stupid, even as he tricks his way through a bunch of scenarios. Then at the end he convinces the old troopers to rebel against the new Sith troopers, beating Palpatine and rebuilding the rebellion in one move by literally starting a rebellion on his own.

  • @chiffer1787
    @chiffer1787 4 года назад +583

    Finn's character should have been the best character arc in all of cinema, then he turned into the token back guy. Really a shame.

    • @BigRedDiscGolf
      @BigRedDiscGolf 4 года назад +104

      I genuinely wished he was the main character. Nothing against any other actor, but he would of been way more interesting

    • @TheDogmanrocks
      @TheDogmanrocks 4 года назад +39

      The potential was there, they just screwed the pooch when it came to character development.

    • @bylertoe1
      @bylertoe1 4 года назад +1

      @Gerry C you say a lot, but have trouble expressing your points.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 3 года назад +5

      disney is a racist company, what can you do.

    • @CommanderShepard-wq3wo
      @CommanderShepard-wq3wo 3 года назад +4

      “Best character arc in all of cinema”?? Bruh, that’s a stretch

  • @durkin9664
    @durkin9664 4 года назад +231

    The character was meant to have been trained since childhood to nearly the same standards as a clone trooper.
    He should have been a steely warrior Like Captain Rex advising the resistance and struggling to adapt outside the Storm trooper corps.
    Instead he’s just another Jar Jar.

    • @angrytoybox2033
      @angrytoybox2033 4 года назад +5

      They share the same jokes. Finn=Jar Jar.

    • @TheMatthew001
      @TheMatthew001 4 года назад +7

      I mean stormtroopers didn't have nearly the level of training or prowess that clones did. they were suppose to be a more affordable replacement for the clones, they weren't exactly better on the battlefield just better on the wallet.

    • @durkin9664
      @durkin9664 4 года назад +10

      @@TheMatthew001 the Empire Storm troopers were meant to be low grade meat shields making up with their lack of skill through sheer numbers but the First order troopers were based off the clone trooper training model.
      Lack of numbers compensated by first rate but brutal training from infancy.
      If Finn was an Imperial Storm trooper I’d sort of understand his clumsiness but this film screwed the character. Bear in mind he managed to take a lump out of Kylo Ren as a non force user with a light saber. Even Mandalorians fully tool up for such a job.
      Then they turn him into Jar Jar.
      You could still have had the humour with him and Poe with Finn being strait laced and initially humorless and Poe wisecracking like the old Arnie film Red Heat.
      Such a waste.

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 4 года назад +1

      He’s precisely another Jar-Jar

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 года назад +3

      @@TheMatthew001 in the original trilogy timeline sure, but anyone with brain cells (in Disney looks like anyone have brain cells) will think that someone kidnapped to be trained since childhood could be a hardened and lethal soldier, not at the same level than a Clone Soldier but yes better than the original ST, but of course, then we remember that in the Orignal trilogy, in the final movie, the best troops of the emperor were beaten by kiddie bears.

  • @MoustacheMedic
    @MoustacheMedic 2 года назад +29

    I like the Rose sacrifice concept. She could have been struggling with her grief of losing her sister, trying to understand why she did what she did sacrificing herself to help the Resistance, and ultimately deciding to do the same thing. Then having it have an affect on Finn losing someone he grew close to. I Would have actually liked the character if they could have had the balls.

  • @callmejosiah_
    @callmejosiah_ 4 года назад +373

    Yeah Disney played him. He just cut ties with them . Also Disney knew exactly what they were doing. Used him to give more power to Rey. Some think its about race. But no it's about masculinity

    • @Jaslath
      @Jaslath 4 года назад +54

      It was about race for a bit though. Think about the the Force Awakens teaser and trailer. Hell, Fin was in the 1st trailer more than Rey was.

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 4 года назад +29

      No it's Darth Kathleen Kennedy, Jar Jar Abrams and Ruin Johnson who played him....

    • @markwilson4686
      @markwilson4686 4 года назад +41

      It's not just that, China was a big reason why they sidelined Finn as well.

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 4 года назад +36

      @@markwilson4686 ... Plus Kathleen's feminist agendas. She wanted "Super Rey to be the bestest eva!!"

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 4 года назад +21

      Compare Lando in the original trilogy with Lando in Solo.

  • @terrylandess6072
    @terrylandess6072 4 года назад +143

    After listening to this, I must say: "Finn doesn't need fixing, he needs rescuing". The movies are simply trash, and fixing him would just make all the bad look even worse, if that's even possible.

  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 4 года назад +182

    Finding ways to improve "The Last Jedi" is like looking for sand at a beach. Anyone with any functioning sense, and more brain power than a cock roach is going to be successful.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 4 года назад +22

      I vomited onto a blank page earlier today, when I looked at the page again I had better script than TLJ.

    • @brianyule1289
      @brianyule1289 4 года назад +17

      I don't like sand

    • @apathyminus5925
      @apathyminus5925 4 года назад +6

      A Cock roach? that sounds horrifying

  • @GreySawyer
    @GreySawyer Год назад +6

    Great video and loved your ideas for re-writing Finn in TLJ. I will forever be salty with how badly Disney, Rian, and even JJ wasted Finn. John Boyega deserved so much better. Hell, the entire cast all deserved so much better.

  • @arbarzh
    @arbarzh 3 года назад +293

    "like a golden retriever with minor brain damage" this one killed me

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 3 года назад +11

      So he's like Dug from Up.
      " I wAs HiDiNg UnDeR yOuR sHiP bEcAuSe I lOvE yOu"

  • @glenglen6386
    @glenglen6386 3 года назад +508

    I've noticed when it comes to portraying black men in woke movies, they're usually cast to dress up as a woman or just be the comic relief character.
    It's like the only idea of black men is as entertainers, either comics, singers or basketball players.

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 года назад +158

      You're totally wrong.
      You forgot being the first to die in horror movies so the others take the threat seriously.

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 года назад +40

      It’s almost like they’re modern jim crow minstrels.....

    • @felixbob129
      @felixbob129 3 года назад +36

      exactly,the only person i can think that goes against this trait is denzel washington and even then he had to become one of the most iconic actors before that

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 года назад +27

      @@felixbob129 well, there's a couple others. Samuel L Jackson, Morgan Freeman... but that's about it, so your point still stands

    • @lordjor96
      @lordjor96 3 года назад +14

      Don't forget been the De facto Sergent in both the police and military units.

  • @ToonCraftAnimation
    @ToonCraftAnimation 4 года назад +103

    Yup. That does it 👌

    • @SonOfTegz
      @SonOfTegz 4 года назад

      Damn, wasn’t expecting to see you here. Wild

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 4 года назад

      *AMEN*
      Finn deserved SO much better.

  • @calinculianu
    @calinculianu 2 года назад +20

    Jesus Christ I got goosebumps listening to this. This is such good writing. I wish this happened!!!! (it even inadvertently fixes Rose and makes her noble and not annoying)

  • @DrewMack316
    @DrewMack316 4 года назад +188

    These “fixes” make me weep for what could have been... 😭

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 3 года назад +11

      I know. It also makes me sad that I’ve seen shitty fanfiction with better characterization and plot than the sequels.

  • @kraiden3
    @kraiden3 3 года назад +899

    Us black geeks were extremely upset with this. Glad others noticed, and I love your story much better.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 года назад +133

      Man I'm whiter than snow and I was pissed. Color doesnt matter. He could've been a great character and he was more wasted than the critical drinker on a friday night.

    • @jeffroberts6428
      @jeffroberts6428 3 года назад +59

      @@SirSoloSoul Somewhere I saw a writer (maybe RR Martin) say something like “I write a character based on their story and their actions and beliefs, the looks and gender and everything else is secondary and doesn’t really matter.” What a great concept for a character: someone who had a bad a childhood and was made to fight against his will and he defects, and also has some force abilities that he doesn’t even know about.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 года назад +18

      @@jeffroberts6428 That's actually great writing advice that I'll try to utilize ! Also great life advice , despite our gender or race we all have different backstories that make us who we are and we shouldn't be judged based on our physical appearances :)

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @tiawen1945
      @tiawen1945 3 года назад +28

      im a white star wars nerd and i was pissed at the wasted potential of finn....WE FINALLY HAD AN INSIGHT INTO STORMTROOPERS but nooooo lets make him rey's flag bearer. SMH

  • @LordReginaldMeowmont
    @LordReginaldMeowmont 4 года назад +357

    Damn, this would have completely fixed Rose too.

    • @osumido
      @osumido 4 года назад +9

      Took the words out of my mouth.

    • @nutsuloid1887
      @nutsuloid1887 4 года назад +18

      it woulda made her likeable and actually meaningful, at the very least.

    • @deedas
      @deedas 4 года назад +4

      This would have fixed near all characters. Poe is still a wanker and we don’t know if the force would still have flown Leia back into a ship and then magically revived her after absolutely being dead. All cells in her body having been irreparably destroyed from absolute zero. Her blood boiling and rupturing so many blood vessels before then freezing.

    • @DavidKAnderson
      @DavidKAnderson 4 года назад +8

      Agreed. You'd have been gutted at her death...instead of wishing it had actually occurred.

    • @oneangrygeek4575
      @oneangrygeek4575 4 года назад +6

      The Drinker already gave a good argument that Rose was actually a First Order operative. By fixing Finn, Rose is now undeniably with the Rebellion.

  • @friendofvrgl
    @friendofvrgl Год назад +6

    Did your best for Rose? That is an understatement. I genuinely love your version of her. The moment you went into her sacrifice my heart sank. INCREDIBLE!!

  • @alxndrmzksm8387
    @alxndrmzksm8387 3 года назад +283

    This is one of the reasons why I don't like the sequel trilogy, they did my boy Finn dirty, when I first saw him in episode 7 I thought he was gonna ve awesome, sad to say he ended up as a wasted opportunity, I mean, imagine if he was an actual elite stormtrooper that got tired of killing and decided to desert the First Order, he would have been one of the best characters in Star Wars

    • @alxndrmzksm8387
      @alxndrmzksm8387 3 года назад +11

      @ true

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 3 года назад +12

      They made the man a boy and boy was that man thirsty for Rey.

    • @alxndrmzksm8387
      @alxndrmzksm8387 3 года назад +2

      @@newtpondskipper damn right

    • @andrewthomas695
      @andrewthomas695 2 года назад +1

      Bad choices aren't just restricted to the prequels and sequels. QED: Ewoks. 🤬 Shit ideas amongst brilliance has always been part of the Star Wars experience.

    • @Birthday888
      @Birthday888 2 года назад +3

      @@andrewthomas695 Yeah, but before, it was either shit ideas mixed in with general brilliance, or neat concepts that were executed awkwardly.
      Now, it's just shit all the way down.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 года назад +105

    I liked Finn in the Force Awakens. I thought that his motivations for switching sides made sense, and he actually had flaws, unlike Rey.
    With that being said, screaming “REY!!!!” doesn’t make a character compelling.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 4 года назад +7

      Why do people still like the Force Awakens? It's literally copy, paste, Mystery box.

    • @jakubrejak1114
      @jakubrejak1114 4 года назад

      @Strange Boy The white race ain't going extinct. You're deluded. Instead of imagining things, try to find new hobbies. Maybe you'll even stop being supremacist and racist.

  • @MFBooks-gy5nz
    @MFBooks-gy5nz 4 года назад +245

    The whole Disney trilogy should have been about Fin:
    A stormtrooper breaking free, discovering his force powers, training to be a Jedi, under the real Luke Skywalker and eventually inspires a rebellion within the first order itself. Granted there would be more going on but, ah well!

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 года назад +27

      It would've been the obvious choice, so the expectation subversion throatpunched that idea in its infancy.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 4 года назад +23

      That would have been baller.

    • @MFBooks-gy5nz
      @MFBooks-gy5nz 4 года назад +8

      @@RezaQin I’m not the only one that thinks so! You look around RUclips, you’ll find plenty of others who think the same

    • @LordPaulusCobris
      @LordPaulusCobris 4 года назад +34

      That would be very nice... Rey and Finn training with Luke, but then in the end Rey goes to the dark side, and Luke manages to pull Kylo from the dark side, and put Finn and Ben Solo, fighting Snoke, Palpatine and Rey in the last movie... That would been amazing...

    • @Mudoh415
      @Mudoh415 4 года назад +14

      @@LordPaulusCobris The Rise could have been Rey’s redemption in the final battle, destroying her grandfather to save the only person that ever gave a shit about her.

  • @sycopathic1782
    @sycopathic1782 Год назад +44

    Would of rather had Finn be the next Jedi. Already got his weapons trainer so no worry there. His whole arc could of been about finding peace in him self after all he's been through and learning the force and going on a quest to free those brainwashed by the First order. I personally would of found that more interesting.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 Год назад +5

      I actually think he definately should have been the protagonist but not a Jedi. He was wholly original and interesting concept in The Newer Trillogy (and those are very few and far in between). A human face on the thousands of those faceless goons who die cashually left and right (making him far more subversive than anything Ryan Johnson could write). They could have developed him in ways entirely different than yet "another secret jedi no one knew about #345,789,654". But, no. Instead we have to give more screen time to the embodiment of "Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte" that is Rey (the other secret jedi no one ever knew about #764,890,521". Hell have him combine his weapons training from Storm Troopers with guerilla tactics from the Rebels (get that 'resistance' bullshit OUTTA MY FACE) and in someways make that able to outclassed jedi training and Tactics. If you make him yet another Jedi, and the only way to move the plot forward is because he's the billionth hidden jedi, then That cheapens Jedi because the're not exactly the rare and exotic warriors the're portrayed as (because apparently EVERYONE is a jedi when the plot demands it). Also it cheapens his character by just giving him super natural powers to fill any plot gap (and we saw how that turned out with 'I demand to speak to the manager!' Rey).

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 года назад +225

    This is why I cringe for the cries for "diversity". These people's idea of diversity is to have more characters of other races, but they refuse to write compelling characters for them. Finn was basically the same kind of bumbling buffoon black guy you'd see in a Three Stooges short. All that was missing was him claiming how he was _"s-s-scared of d-d-d-da F-f-f-force g-g-g-ghosteses!"_

    • @inblackestnight9256
      @inblackestnight9256 4 года назад +10

      Perhaps somebody should tell film makers that true diversity isn't just having people who look different hanging around, it's people who actually are different by their life experiences and personality.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 4 года назад +15

      It's called tokenism and we were well passed if for several decades, but now people want to bring it back. Just like segregation (aka "safe spaces").

    • @danderson8954
      @danderson8954 4 года назад +9

      The thing is the bare bones of the character are really interesting. A Stormtrooper that breaks out of this brainwashing and joins the good guys. Yeah, that's compelling stuff.
      Then they just crapped it down their leg.

    • @somebody5702
      @somebody5702 4 года назад +1

      In all honesty, what diversity should be is being allowed to tell your own story without being told what it may or may not include in accordance to a singular insular social clique.
      This shit is just different identities being pitted against each other because 'eat the rich' just hasn't had the right tone since the fall of the Berlin wall.

    • @arcanstonehide1429
      @arcanstonehide1429 4 года назад +6


      Forced diversity is essentially racist discrimination - handing out parts because of the color of skin or an ancestrally-typical phenotype. Have to let it happen organically. It ends up coming off “offensive” anyway, countering its objective entirely, and tends to negatively effective the result as a whole, sequel trilogy being an example. Sheet, my mother is from Colombia, and I don’t give a damn whether there are people of Hispanic or native American descent in the media I consume; if the story or lore calls for it, it will be there. Otherwise could not care less.
      Racism is in fact not as prevalent as they would have you think. Want it to go away completely? Do like Morgan Freeman says and stop talkin’ about it.

  • @TheAcad3mic
    @TheAcad3mic 4 года назад +112

    "What a fucking WASTE."
    Critical Drinker on the Star Wars Sequels.
    Correct.

  • @lordduckofquack
    @lordduckofquack 3 года назад +225

    Honestly, I was feeling that Finn should’ve kept his stormtrooper armor and been the Jedi in the series. A defected stormtrooper still in his armor equipped with a lightsaber to fight his Sith Leader and along the way meets Luke and learns about the light side of the force as well as certain dark side elements giving Finn a purple blade and it gives a nod to Sam Jackson’s mace windu

    • @jaunearc2507
      @jaunearc2507 3 года назад +31

      That would have been fucking awesome

    • @christophertaylor9100
      @christophertaylor9100 3 года назад +14

      See, that would have been great, too. It would have been so much more interesting than Rey the perfect girl

    • @HufflepuffDaddy
      @HufflepuffDaddy 3 года назад

      Cool idea...but in the JJ/Rianverse wouldn't Palpatine and Kyle Ren detect force-sensitive Stormtroopers in their ranks, recruit them and then hide them somewhere (e.g. the Exogal scene showing thousands of Sith followers)? Plus those two clowns would say Finn is force-sensitive only because of Rey's proximity to him (her "force-residue" or something, lol) and still give her all the credit. So overall, yeah, you would need to a complete rewrite to pull off the whole Jedi Trooper angle.

    • @christophertaylor9100
      @christophertaylor9100 3 года назад +7

      I don't really like the idea of yet another force user, I'd rather have a non-force hero along side the usual Jedi

    • @GiantProcrastiNation
      @GiantProcrastiNation 2 года назад +3

      I wouldn't have him keep his storm trooper armor but over the course of the 3 movies slowly gains pieces of armor that are reminiscent of the storm trooper armor but not fully be armored. Show a mix of resistance gear with call backs to his origin. (I would have him keep the helmet with the bloody handprint though, not to wear but as a reminder)

  • @enfpscorpio7053
    @enfpscorpio7053 Год назад +3

    I got goosebumps at the end when you described Finn helping Rey lift the rocks. The entire trilogy hinted at both of them being Jedi, reminiscent of Jacen and Jaina Solo. The reason your end to the film would have been so amazing is because we know Jacen becomes Darth Caedus so in preparation for the final movie we’d question whether or not one of them was going to turn like in legends, keeping us excited to see it!

  • @reav3rtm
    @reav3rtm 4 года назад +270

    I did not realise how rasist TLJ really is. Ironic, coming from "champions of equality".
    Also you fixed Rose for free here, nice.

    • @anonymoust2877
      @anonymoust2877 3 года назад

      how is this racist?

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 3 года назад +56

      @@anonymoust2877 Watch the video, Drinker explains it well. People of colour (black or yellow, I think you will agree that's "race") are portayed in TLJ as either comic relief or appear to be introduced as tokens of inclusivity (in ex. to satisfy some multicultural quota or appeal to some audience, in ex Chinese one), which is evident when these characters are evidently afterthought, not developed/written propely and usually are pointless to the story.

    • @bernardomansoldo2978
      @bernardomansoldo2978 3 года назад +21

      I think it's amazing that people don't realize that Rose denies Finn's agency. She pratically owns him at the end of the movie.

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 3 года назад +4

      2 for 1 sale sweetie

    • @jhint1929
      @jhint1929 3 года назад +1

      @@reav3rtm You're implying that it's actually racist rather than morons just trying to tick inclusivity boxes instead of writing stories. His introduction as a wavering stormtrooper, conflicted by the things he's being forced to do in service of the FO was the one saving grace of TFA, quickly shat on by shit writing. You're making a mistake thinking that this is a race issue and completely missing the point.

  • @YetAnotherTechRaccoon
    @YetAnotherTechRaccoon 4 года назад +119

    A man and woman Jedi - standing side by side in the face of uncertainty?
    A solution where both are needed and are unable to accomplish greater tasks alone?
    A story where both can be strong and not have to diminish the other's character to show it?
    Equality in my Star Wars? For shame Drinker...for SHAME!

    • @mairuzo
      @mairuzo 4 года назад +13

      That’s the irony in these sequels and a lot of modern films pandering to SJW politics. They ram this shit down our throats in the name of feminism and equality, but their method is to diminish males and have these flawless Uber-women take on both feminine and masculine strengths.

  • @jjtjp2469
    @jjtjp2469 4 года назад +70

    I remember when the trailer for Force Awakens dropped and just about everyone I knew was immediately on board because: "Ah Man, our main character is a Storm Trooper who leaves the bad guys. That's Awesome!" A real shame it panned out to be a waste of a cool character concept

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 года назад +3

      I wasn't. I already could see it wasn't going to work. TFA is poor, lazy, and I could see the mistakes in casting and writing before I watched it.

    • @goosegirl941
      @goosegirl941 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 4 года назад +6

      Since it was around the time when the whole "diversity" nonesense started i was just hoping Finn wasnt just a walking check box to fill the quota but a good character. But instead he became a stereotypical wacky black sidekick. Which is even more degrading than being a diversity quota now that i think about it

    • @sonnyhernandez8333
      @sonnyhernandez8333 4 года назад

      @@BobDevV I think Abrams/Kennedy gave their crappy story to Johnson to see how it would go so if it failed they could blame Johnson and bring back the "talented" Abrams to save the day. I think Johnson snuck subtle little characteristics into the film to hint at this.

  • @Suho1004
    @Suho1004 2 года назад +7

    TLJ was a turning point for me. I saw it with my brother and my wife, and on the way home my brother and I tried to convince ourselves that we liked it. But then my wife said, "What are you guys talking about? That movie sucked." She didn't have the attachment to Star Wars that my brother and I had, so she was able to see things more clearly. My brother and I had so desperately wanted it to be good, but we soon had to accept the truth. It was in that moment that I knew I was done with Star Wars, and I haven't seen a SW movie since.
    If this had been the script, though, I might still be a SW fan.

  • @seanthomxx2694
    @seanthomxx2694 4 года назад +164

    Boyega: what's my inspiration for this character?
    Disney: We need you to be our "Chris Tucker".
    Boyega: 😒

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 4 года назад +10

      Oof you nailed it

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 4 года назад +11

      Oof, and not even like Chris Tucker,but "Rhuby Rhod" Chris Tucker. LOL 🤣

    • @seanthomxx2694
      @seanthomxx2694 4 года назад +5

      @@ecmorgan69 damn it, now I wanna watch The Fifth Element, again

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 года назад +3

      Chris Tucker was given more RESPEC in most of his roles.

  • @TheCynic
    @TheCynic 4 года назад +175

    if the drinker wrote Finn, Boyega wouldnt be accusing Disney of racism

    • @jesperburns
      @jesperburns 4 года назад +30

      Which is hilarious because the only reason that idiot ever got a job at Disney is racism. _But of the good kind you see_

    • @elijahtiemens5532
      @elijahtiemens5532 4 года назад +9

      No, he still would. Boyega is a scumbag.

    • @ericrhodes5174
      @ericrhodes5174 4 года назад +2

      Nobody:
      Finn: RYYYYYYEE!

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot 4 года назад

      @@jesperburns explain "good racism"

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 4 года назад +10

      @@lifemattersnot There isn't good racism. But _certain people_ believe that such actions as putting a token minority actor in your film for the sake of representation is "good" racism. It's not. Rewarding people for their race is racist towards every other race. Boyega likely competed with several other actors of different races for the role of Finn, and perhaps one of them proved more skilled and compatible with the role, but they picked Boyega instead of the better actor because he's black and they wanted a black minority actor in the film. Can you imagine being that guy who worked hard on his craft, harder than Boyega ever did, and got rejected because he wasn't of the correct race? You'd be mighty pissed off about it, and rightfully so because that would have been a racist decision. Every single time you reward someone for their race, you are punishing people of other races by proxy. That's why you should never punish nor reward based on race, and focus on things that actually matter, like ability to act and personality. The best way to avoid being racist is to not factor in race at all.

  • @scottwalker6947
    @scottwalker6947 4 года назад +82

    It really is a shame Poe, Finn, Rey, Kylo could have been intriguing characters, if they had been competently written.

    • @mpeacraft8585
      @mpeacraft8585 4 года назад +7

      What Disney should have done is make the first movie solely about the original trio (Luke, leia, Han) then the next two films pass the torch to the new characters.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 года назад +1

      @@mpeacraft8585 what Disney should have done was realize the success of their entire Disney star wars universe depended entirely on these films and taken the time to actually figure out what the hell they wanted this universe to be. World building was critical, and instead they just seemed to be 'yeah, whatever, just have it in theaters by x date'.

  • @totototonio
    @totototonio 2 года назад +1

    And this is what you get wen a REAL story teller/writer takes care of business.
    Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @FortuitusVideo
    @FortuitusVideo 4 года назад +146

    Iron rule of Hollywood: Black Man is not allowed to outshine White Woman.

  • @fatherlucid4995
    @fatherlucid4995 4 года назад +52

    The fact that he wasn’t the main character is criminal. He had the most potential for an incredibly satisfying arc. From nameless Stormtrooper to a potential Jedi. It seemed hinted at if you ask me. Even if it wasn’t it would’ve been amazing for the character. Should’ve been the main protagonist.

    • @kennethferland5579
      @kennethferland5579 4 года назад +4

      Han Solo wasn't the main character either. The original trilogy works of a core trio of characters, with one initially using the force and a second discovering they can. Thus Finn awakening force powers would make him analogues to Leia.

    • @comancostin4623
      @comancostin4623 4 года назад +8

      Yes,he should have been.
      No Chosen One like Rey,just a former badass soldier tired of senseless killing that finds a new purpose as a Jedi.
      What a waste of a great actor.

    • @AlbonitumG
      @AlbonitumG 4 года назад +7

      @@comancostin4623 He could`ve been a canon version of Kyle Katarn. Not the exact same character, but similiar in origin and future role in SW universe. If he became a Jedi in training like Rey, there would be a possibility for a new Jedi Order even, with new films, shows, comics, games etc, with Finn as one of founders and senior Jedi.
      Now I don`t even know what his future is. Disney could always say "Hey, Finn is actually a Jedi now" but without character development in ST, it won`t be as believable.

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 4 года назад +6

      People keep harping on Rey “coming from nothing”. Pretty sure being a nameless grunt of an evil pseudo-Empire also counts.

    • @ChrisZukowski88
      @ChrisZukowski88 4 года назад +2

      instead you got "adventures of REY and friends" LOL

  • @lecco666
    @lecco666 4 года назад +78

    Drinker: You are too clever, too articulate and too witty to bother with reviewing such utter shyte.

    • @johnmachuga8811
      @johnmachuga8811 4 года назад +6

      Still fun though

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 4 года назад +4

      I think it's a worthy challenge for drinker to tackle such fucked up writing

  • @Mikanoes
    @Mikanoes 3 года назад +36

    OK, did anyone else get emotional over the Drinker's narration on what Rose's last words would have been?
    Because, I definitely got a little water in my eyes picturing it.

    • @Tgungen
      @Tgungen 2 года назад +8

      Same, it gave me the chills

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 3 года назад +105

    I had such high hopes for Finn when I first saw the trailer, I thought he was going to be this storm trooper that rebelled, and became a Jedi. But instead we got a someone who was just there to be the black guy.

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 2 года назад +11

      Only thing missing is hin saying "THAT IS WHACK"

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 2 года назад +10

      The token black guy

    • @buffalosoulja3666
      @buffalosoulja3666 2 года назад +10

      I thought he was going to be a cross between a Bounty Hunter and Jedi. Fuck that would been an epic combo.

    • @josepnebotrius872
      @josepnebotrius872 2 года назад +7

      A Goofy in the worst Disney original racist meaning.

    • @goshkakoshka2902
      @goshkakoshka2902 2 года назад

      Well, at least he didn't die.

  • @deedlessdeity218
    @deedlessdeity218 4 года назад +75

    Rose Tico is a perfect depiction of a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.
    How could a character been written like this accidental? My bet is one the sole "the plot needs her to do this for this scene to happen". She's not a real person, she's a plot device pretending to be human.

    • @andrewkirk2548
      @andrewkirk2548 4 года назад

      And Rian Johnson has said that she reminds him of a friend from high school...

  • @NormieNerddom
    @NormieNerddom 4 года назад +160

    You had me at "Coruscant." Anything but that stupid casino planet.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 года назад +7

      @Gerry C slavery was legal under empire rule and in hutt space, so it wouldnt be slaves. I can only assume it was drugs or some other kind of contraband, military dictatorships outlaw some strange things. Also a lot of smuggling historically was done to get around tariffs and taxes.
      Edit; he could also be smuggling heavy weapons, everyalien and their gramma has a blaster pistol, but turbolasers and explosive devices are probably restricted weapons.

    • @1stTrailer
      @1stTrailer 3 года назад +2

      Making videos🎥 you come to the realization that sometimes you half to edit out entire scenes🎬 you think are good.😞 (trust me it's hard & I'm still trying to get better) I can't believe they didn't edit that casino planet out the movie.🤨

    • @420manman5
      @420manman5 3 года назад +1

      @Logan Botill Wrong, it looked like Coruscant, but it was a different planet. Beats me why the New Republic capitol wouldn't be Coruscant, but that's how it is.

    • @420manman5
      @420manman5 3 года назад +1

      @Logan Botill Definitely. Instead of Coruscant, we got some rando planet instead that just happens to look like it for...reasons.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 года назад +1

      Coruscant is a great cyberpunk planet.

  • @Wizgoht
    @Wizgoht Год назад +22

    Bro you show more respect to Finn than the actual writers

  • @emmettfitz-hume9408
    @emmettfitz-hume9408 4 года назад +39

    I'm glad you did this Drinker. Finn was the TFA character with the most potential and they one that was failed the most by the writers. When Finn and Poe became fast friends, I thought, "This is a great direction to take a new SW story." I was quickly disappointed as soon as Super Rey appeared and I stayed that disappointed.

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, couldn't have those uppity males stealing any spotlight from the Ma-rey Suuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee...

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 4 года назад +1

      Not to mention the fact that, in the original script, Finn and Poe becoming friends happened LESS THAN A MINUTE BEFORE POE'S DEATH. It was supposed to be nothing more than a meta-joke against the "suddenly best friends" cliche, and instead, because JJ couldn't even be bothered to film any kind of scenes explaining "how Poe survived the crash without Finn being able to find anything more than Poe's jacket in the debris", it became one of the more nonsensical points in TFA.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 года назад +1

      a good director would have made use of the on-screen chemistry of two good actors.... unfortunately they hired Rian Johnson instead....

    • @thomasdemay9805
      @thomasdemay9805 4 года назад +1

      @Strange Boy just a side character like Han Solo was just a side character in A New Hope. Somehow they managed to find plenty of time during the 6 hours of the Original Trilogy to do alot of things with him.

  • @SideshowBob44
    @SideshowBob44 4 года назад +39

    That scene with Maz talking while jumping around fighting is so stupid, it reminds me of something from a theme park ride where they guide you along.

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 4 года назад

      One of those things, if youve ever been in any sort of actual fight, scenes like this will bother you endlessly. Theres usualy no chance of effective communication in a fight.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 4 года назад

      Moz KantStandYa

  • @irishtrash5
    @irishtrash5 4 года назад +46

    Not gonna lie, your evolution of Rose, and her ending, kinda got me in the feels... Unlike the way it actually went down.

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp 2 года назад +6

    Dude this was moving. Inspiring. It actually felt like a real story with stakes and characters. I actually cared about your Rose and liked her and felt something when she flew into the cannon. Finn being a Jedi is powerful. What a waste is right!

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 3 года назад +105

    I think Finn should have stayed a stormtrooper jsut a bit longer, maybe when they get to Max’s temple he defects when he sees the resistance helping people. Before his squad gets withered down and Phasma tries to discipline him so we see more Phasma too. He joins Han and Chewie and becomes their friends, Han and Rey meet earlier on. Finn then over time develops his force powers and eventually becomes a Jedi and his outfit contains some of his old storm troopers armor.

    • @KarateWrestler205
      @KarateWrestler205 2 года назад +1

      I woulda had him run to the outer rim and become a bounty hunter and not being a goof

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 4 года назад +80

    Finn's supposed to be a highly trained warrior. He's been doing it for a decade or so? Should he be like Kurt Russell's character "Todd 3465" in Soldier? Or at least like Teal'c from Stargate SG-1?

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 4 года назад +3

      I’m going to kill them all, sir.

    • @Timasion
      @Timasion 4 года назад +8

      @@brycesolomon9933 That would have been epic. They bring him in the assault on the Star Killerbase and he just wrecks everyone. Han and Chewie just look at him and say "Okay."

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 4 года назад +2

      @@Timasion well they could have had Rose lose an eye in some sort of old/new soldier fight and purple hair yelling all she’s good for now is taking the first hit. Oh wait, that’s another Soldier reference.

    • @SyntheToonz
      @SyntheToonz 4 года назад +3

      Soldier is seriously underrated. Todd was epic. If they copied him for Finn... That would have been a great new Soldier story. (but maybe make it impractical to treat him like an introspective Jedi as part of the suggested Finn fixes..)

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 года назад +2

      or just a functional adult....

  • @djstrongarmgmail
    @djstrongarmgmail 4 года назад +71

    The producers wouldn't allow a black man to call an old white man "Master" because of racial tensions,... so instead, they made him a walking, talking uber racist stereotype that is used for whatever they needed him to do to move the agenda...cough, I mean "story" along...albeit begrudgingly. "Ironic and sad" doesn't even come close to describing that choice.

    • @alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933
      @alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933 4 года назад

      Finn has to suck because he is black. So he has to be told what to do by his super-rich-morally superior-all-knowing-liberal-party KKKmasters. And he has to vote for biden or else he is not even black anymore...

    • @djstrongarmgmail
      @djstrongarmgmail 4 года назад

      @@alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933 Easy with that kinda talk...start making too much sense, and you're gonna get the old "Tico Maneuver"

  • @annslow41
    @annslow41 3 года назад +6

    Damn dude, you fixed everything in just a few minutes. Why couldn't we have a real, coherent movie like this?

  • @OlafLesniak
    @OlafLesniak 4 года назад +216

    Title: "Fixes Finn"
    The Actual Video: Fixes Finn and Rose

    • @O4C209
      @O4C209 4 года назад +12

      All it required was for her to die.

    • @jefle
      @jefle 4 года назад +1

      2 for 1 special, considering how intertwined the two characters were in the original script.

  • @gfwinn
    @gfwinn 4 года назад +58

    Todd from Soldier: an indoctrinated child soldier who is a fundamentally broken sociopath that needs to re-learn what it means to be human. Finn from Star Wars: an indoctrinated child soldier who seems to be perfectly well adjusted despite the indoctrination we were told he went through and as such is used for nothing more than cheep slapstick comedy.
    Finn should have had Todd’s character arc. Change my mind.

    • @thejagman22
      @thejagman22 4 года назад +7

      Don't think anyone's gonna try to change your mind.
      Imagine growing up a child soldier, you're stripped back and rebuilt, reprogrammed and mindf*cked to forget the old life and the people they tore you from. Then on your first mission - all you know is that you don't want to kill - something basic, primal. What would it be like in your head after that? What would your understanding of yourself and the world now be? You'd be broken, utterly.
      Or... according to Disney... you'd be an instant dude-bro. It's pathetic.

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 4 года назад +1

      Think Amos from The Expanse

    • @Evilwolf21
      @Evilwolf21 4 года назад

      @@mkocel Amos is life

  • @lokeyodinson8749
    @lokeyodinson8749 4 года назад +21

    Doesnt fall far enough into "the agenda". This is a drastic improvement. A positive message, believable character interactions and development, emotional tugging and a micro redemption arc that can have implications in future movies. Fucking well done bro.

  • @marsy24-o6b
    @marsy24-o6b 2 года назад +16

    Finn helping ray to lift the rocks was legitimately beautiful!

  • @thomasmorales6981
    @thomasmorales6981 4 года назад +155

    "Real adult humans wrote thi-"
    Ryan Johnson: Hold my pacifier

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 4 года назад +6

      I don't believe he is human. Human's do not have round heads.

  • @drewwalford6335
    @drewwalford6335 4 года назад +28

    If only we could one day see this in action on the big screen, 'Star Wars Reimagined - the Critical Drinker'. A man can hope.
    Loving this series btw.

  • @inktea256
    @inktea256 4 года назад +99

    I realized that Finn's character wouldn't have much depth when he started indiscriminately killing his comrades and was thrilled about it during the escape. Since almost every single FO Stormtrooper is a slave, shouldn't the writers have dived into Finn's empathy for his fellow lost children and what he could to free them from Snoke's (yes, not the Emperor's!) grip and give them their future back? Instead they went down the traditional "kill the bad guys because it's exciting" path to avoid any true consequences or intelligent moral conundrums because they knew that enough people would be dumb enough to like the basic formula of these movies. Also, it makes me question if Finn is technically a good person if he can just turn off his conscience for no reason other than a cheap thrill for the audience. But to be honest, that's a staple in too many dumb, mainatream popcorn movies anyway.

    • @AxleTrade
      @AxleTrade 3 года назад +12

      My thoughts as well. Shouldn't Finn be more sympathetic since these were people he grew up with or went through the same thing he did. He should be way more hesitant because he broke free from their conditioning so he knows what it's like to be them, literally.

    • @CM-vq4py
      @CM-vq4py 3 года назад +3

      I completely forgot about that scene but definitely didn’t think of it this way in the cinema, I’m not sure why 🤦🏻‍♀️ but yes, Finn should’ve refused to attack, that would’ve been interesting, maybe then Poe would kick off and pressure him into going down to the cockpit, Finn, still dealing with the trauma of everything he’s been through, unconsciously obeys Poes order, showing he still needs to heal despite escaping, he heads down into the cockpit, ready to take the first shot, but can’t do it, when he looks at the tie fighter, he realises it’s him in there, not an enemy, but him, because he’s every FO stormtrooper, I’m not sure what happens after that, I don’t wanna get carried away 😂

  • @dflaming1371
    @dflaming1371 2 года назад +14

    I was actually moved by Rose's death in this version. Imagine that

  • @aaRept
    @aaRept 4 года назад +32

    Fantastically rewritten!
    Finn was the most interesting character for me. I thought the idea of a defected stormtrooper had so much potential. He reminded me of a now non-canon character, from the extended universe, that I love - Kyle Katarn. Such a damn waste...
    I think the talanted John Boyega and Adam Driver could've made for amazing and memorable characters if it wasn't for the diarrhea of a script they were given.
    Thank you for making these fantastic videos! I really enjoy watching them and look forward to more!

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I was thinking the same as I too love ole Kyle (Happy I can still play Outcast on my Switch LOL) and his story arcs! Sucks when you think about the fact "he doesn't exist anymore" (According to Disney retconning the EU....if I ever cared what Disney has to say!)

    • @Sindrijo
      @Sindrijo 3 года назад +1

      Agree so much, Finn should have been based off of Katarn.

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 4 года назад +65

    Finn easily had the greatest potential and they squandered him. Why didn’t they do anything like this?
    For what it’s worth I’m learning a lot about writing good characters from your videos. Which will come in handy for the novel I’m writing...

    • @danielunalaska
      @danielunalaska 4 года назад +4

      For real, I've learned more about creative writing by watching these videos from a drunken, sarcastic RUclipsr than I have in four years of high school English classes and one year of college writing classes. Good luck on your novel too.

  • @613harbinger316
    @613harbinger316 4 года назад +295

    The problem with Boyega's statements in that GQ interview is that, while he's not wrong that there is racism in Hollywood, he is wrong about the shape it takes. He thinks the racism is that they don't know how to use/portray minority characters, as if there are only a few (or one?!) ways to write poc characters. No, the racism is that Hollywood is afraid that if they put a minority character in a lead role or use standard story arcs with them the audience won't show up (e.g. China). They, like Boyega, are projecting their own racist assumptions on others. Minority characters can function just fine with the standard story arcs because these archetypes are universal human experiences. It's just a matter of getting liberal, progressive and oh-so-pro-diversity Hollywood to follow through on their self-righteous preening by putting their money where their mouth is.

    • @wesleymantooth8016
      @wesleymantooth8016 4 года назад +16

      ^^^^THIS

    • @wesleymantooth8016
      @wesleymantooth8016 4 года назад +33

      Hollywood is just showing everyone how they really feel about their diversity checkmarks. They reduce them to comic relief while they group huddle a way of killing the character off.

    • @tuskinradar8688
      @tuskinradar8688 4 года назад +24

      Excellently put, I remember seeing Boyega's owner remarks and thinking what about Poe? He's not quite treated with the same worship as Rey, but id argue he gets fairly close treatment to Keylo Ren, and Oscar Isaac is el hispanico, despite passing as a classic paste person. Ita not as much that they deliberately sidelined the minority characters, as that they didnt think they seriously had to write these characters, in addition to trepidation about appeasing the Chinese audience. Give them crap arcs, side roles, and great press about "muh representation", and call it a day bois we did it we ended racism for the 4739th time this year.

    • @AndyPunisherbass
      @AndyPunisherbass 4 года назад +2

      Bingo

    • @sup9542
      @sup9542 4 года назад +17

      I DO believe that if he was the main character instead of Rey, there would be a smaller audience. I agree with that. A lot of people around the world have a problem with that. But as a supporting character, there's no reason why you can't make him a more serious better written character. They don't have to dumb down Sam Jackson in the Avengers.