Why it Used to be Legal to Mail Babies

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  • @halfasinteresting
    @halfasinteresting  4 года назад +1179

    While unfortunately I can no longer send live human children to viewers as a reward for their topic suggestions, I can send HAI t-shirts. Just submit your ideas for a future HAI episode here, and then, if we use it, you'll get an HAI t-shirt delivered to your door: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfUdlvw6YgU44J8AnM2U_ZvRMyvh_CUM51LYSqF5nYJB9d1-w/viewform?usp=sf_link

    • @ProbablyRv
      @ProbablyRv 4 года назад +10

      There's a first time for everything

    • @hibois6371
      @hibois6371 4 года назад

      I am the 7 like

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy 4 года назад +15

      You say Ohio instead of Idaho at 3:27. Amazing video nonetheless!! Ohio is pretty cool!

    • @simonslothgregersen1798
      @simonslothgregersen1798 4 года назад +3

      how many people work on HAI, just you, or 2,5,10 maybe more?

    • @frfvhksbmgxhlt8197
      @frfvhksbmgxhlt8197 4 года назад +2

      Shut up you are not funny

  • @etherealessence
    @etherealessence 4 года назад +2404

    The USPS's official statement reads:
    "We used to deliver babies, but it was too labor intensive."

  • @bigpharts
    @bigpharts 4 года назад +1181

    Combine baby mailing and Mail-By-Missile and I think you're onto something.

  • @ProbablyRv
    @ProbablyRv 4 года назад +1836

    "can we get a migration system ?"
    "we have migration system at home"
    migration system at home :

    • @dxkaiyuan4177
      @dxkaiyuan4177 4 года назад +80

      Americans: can we get a low cost, effective public transport system?
      Government: we have a public transport system at home.
      Public transport system at home:

    • @rustinusti
      @rustinusti 4 года назад +21

      *Americans:* "Can we have better foster care safety checks?"
      *Government:* "We have good enough foster care safety checks."
      *Foster care safety checks:*

    • @Squirt4757
      @Squirt4757 4 года назад +1

      killer ninja public transport is gay

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 4 года назад

      @@Squirt4757 Wow, yours is, ironically, the gayest response on this thread.
      WTF, aren't you at least damn-near 30 years old? **SMH**

  • @lazarusajin
    @lazarusajin 4 года назад +536

    "As I've rarely had a postal worker poop on my head"
    I'm scared to ask for more details

    • @shithead1029384756
      @shithead1029384756 4 года назад +10

      I want to know more details

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 4 года назад +4

      Antonio Torquato Now THIS is a good comment.

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 4 года назад +14

      Ask anyone who dealt with messaging pigeons during World War 1. 😅

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 4 года назад +4

      @King Cat Go on....

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 4 года назад +2

      Rarely. But not never.

  • @samwillpiercetheheavens2263
    @samwillpiercetheheavens2263 4 года назад +94

    “In a way, it was less like being mailed and more like getting carried somewhere by a babysitter whose other babies were envelopes.”

  • @majorfallacy5926
    @majorfallacy5926 4 года назад +205

    HAI search history:
    "bird pooping stock footage"
    "bird pooping stock footage slow motion"
    "bird pooping stock footage slow motion ocean"

  • @sebastianelytron8450
    @sebastianelytron8450 4 года назад +1966

    If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
    you get them VERY ANGRY

    • @lordman5497
      @lordman5497 4 года назад +239

      @Emil Ramos Nothing. A mailman is someone who delivers mail, and letters are mail, and if you put them in the wrong order, you're making their work harder

    • @sakeriyasaleh4820
      @sakeriyasaleh4820 4 года назад +60

      @Emil Ramos mailmen carry lots of letters so rearranging them is annoying

    • @PHCuber
      @PHCuber 4 года назад +19

      Lol I fell for that

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 4 года назад +16

      There's a joke about going postal to be had in here

    • @charliemccloskey8358
      @charliemccloskey8358 4 года назад +3

      @@itscrumbelivable lmao I saw that in Brooklyn 99 what does it mean? Dont bother wooshing just curious

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 года назад +276

    "thousands of hours of lost productivity"
    a true kamikaze by words

  • @javierrosarodriguez5476
    @javierrosarodriguez5476 4 года назад +302

    "the big mood" should be called that way onwards.

    • @konstantinrezvoi
      @konstantinrezvoi 3 года назад +12

      The large unhappy

    • @noahscool9
      @noahscool9 2 года назад +2

      @@konstantinrezvoi the big sad

    • @laggy_1
      @laggy_1 2 года назад

      Do you mean "the big sad "?

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад +470

    _"WHY IT WAS LEGAL TO MAIL BABIES?"_
    *Me:* [Mail Time from Blues Clues playing in the distance]

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +4

      ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! My videos are the best and my two girlfriends are awesome, too!!! ORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear friend

    • @User31129
      @User31129 4 года назад +4

      It makes me want to wag my tail!

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 4 года назад +1

      @@User31129
      When it comes I wanna wail
      MAAAAIIIILLLL!!!!

    • @avigdonable
      @avigdonable 4 года назад +1

      I tumble-dried my cat once. Died;/ Not recommended.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku spammer

  • @essr4580
    @essr4580 4 года назад +464

    Reminder: the postal service wasn't ever supposed to be a profitable business, it was made to be a public service

    • @dalermehndi4663
      @dalermehndi4663 4 года назад +6

      Cool story bro

    • @HidekiShinichi
      @HidekiShinichi 4 года назад +16

      and yet private services are cheaper and more efficient while making money. lol

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 4 года назад +84

      @@HidekiShinichi ...except they aren't. Packages are SUPER CHEAP to mail via USPS, but cost upwards of $20 OR MORE for a private carrier to deliver it instead.
      Have you seriously never used USPS before? I can't believe you would be making this comment if you had.

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 4 года назад +34

      There's a reason why the Post Office was provided for in the Constitution of the Untied States.

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 4 года назад +46

      @@HidekiShinichi Seriously, if private carriers are so "cheap and efficient", why do you literally NEVER use them to deliver letters? Seriously, why not? They'll do it. They'll do it for sure!
      ...but they'll ask for far, FAR more than 55¢ per letter to do it. **SMH**

  • @aestheticallyirrelevant3081
    @aestheticallyirrelevant3081 4 года назад +1227

    Why isn't it legal anymore :-(

    • @LittleWhole
      @LittleWhole 4 года назад +36

      Aesthetically Irrelevant Underrated comment

    • @christines3638
      @christines3638 4 года назад +169

      Its because of the adhesive used in the stamps. Hard to get it off the little buggers without making them cry

    • @jonathantom8425
      @jonathantom8425 4 года назад +17

      LittleWhole in fact this comment is quite fairly rated, please make an original comment or go back to reddit

    • @kornaes
      @kornaes 4 года назад +6

      @@christines3638 r/cursedcomments

    • @foure2833
      @foure2833 4 года назад +3

      Jonathan Tom what

  • @bym6952
    @bym6952 4 года назад +243

    1:50
    Petition to have history books change “ The Great Depression” to The Big Mood.

    • @Eylrid
      @Eylrid 4 года назад +3

      "Why don't they call it the Big Mood? or the Gloomy Era? I'm just saying how do we know it's a Great Depression?"
      "Because.. of all.. The DEPRESSION!"

    • @user-tj8yf3gv8h
      @user-tj8yf3gv8h 4 года назад +5

      Its the big sad

    • @deadaccount1653
      @deadaccount1653 4 года назад +3

      In elementary school I thought The Great Depression was a time where everyone had depression lmao

    • @thedinoderp200
      @thedinoderp200 4 года назад +2

      the big bummer

    • @douglux657
      @douglux657 4 года назад

      B Y M OMG YES

  • @hahahatall09
    @hahahatall09 4 года назад +266

    I haven't ever delivered a baby but I've shipped one.

  • @arjunsatheesh7609
    @arjunsatheesh7609 4 года назад +64

    0:48 - Wait, what...
    "Rarely had a postal worker poop on my head."
    You mean it might have happened once or twice?

  • @Snakke40
    @Snakke40 4 года назад +51

    You have no idea how happy it makes me to see the past tense in that title.

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 2 года назад

      To be fair, while it was considered mail... it was really just cheaper travel fare...

  • @bradherman5656
    @bradherman5656 4 года назад +262

    3:25 - Lewiston, Ohio?

    • @calebyao.
      @calebyao. 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @forgottenfamily
      @forgottenfamily 4 года назад +34

      So my brain heard Ohio, saw ID, and thought "Huh, I thought they were IA".... Took me a bit to sort those three out.

    • @sowby9116
      @sowby9116 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, I still don’t know if he did that on purpose, or just goofed.

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 4 года назад +10

      Did my state dirty.. lol. Grangeville to Lewiston is a bit of a treacherous stretch of road too

    • @JordanRunge14
      @JordanRunge14 4 года назад +4

      @@forgottenfamily IA is Iowa haha. Ohio is OH. But yeah when I was younger I had problems with Idaho, Ohio, and Iowa

  • @okok72277
    @okok72277 2 года назад +14

    I laughed hard out loud at "responsible parents don't end up getting talked about on RUclips 107 years later" 😭

  • @Nunya1721
    @Nunya1721 4 года назад +73

    3:30
    *Says Ohio
    *Shows Idaho

  • @EappleSandbox
    @EappleSandbox 4 года назад +154

    In an alternate universe, the title wouldn't be in past tense.

    • @Kresh42
      @Kresh42 4 года назад +21

      AlternateHistoryHub: What if mailing babies was still legal?

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 года назад +2

      Long live the Empire.

    • @NaderBerbish
      @NaderBerbish 4 года назад +1

      In an alternative universe, there would be no computers because Alexandro Volta have not found a way to generate electricity
      Note : There is nothing called alternate universe

    • @satrioekowicaksono7452
      @satrioekowicaksono7452 4 года назад +1

      @@NaderBerbish Why not move it further to the time transistor was discovered?

    • @thundermoose6745
      @thundermoose6745 4 года назад +1

      Wayfair is working to make it possible in this timeline

  • @AbsolXGuardian
    @AbsolXGuardian 4 года назад +29

    3:56 oh thank goodness. This upgrades it from adnormal child endangerment to normal for the time child endangerment.

  • @TheNinja131
    @TheNinja131 4 года назад +67

    I just cracked up at "as I like to call it, the big mood" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @DarkMephiles
    @DarkMephiles 4 года назад +16

    You say: "A long line of books that treat child endangerment like an adventure."
    I hear: "Every book ever."

  • @nottsoserious
    @nottsoserious 4 года назад +61

    3:25
    You said Ohio, when it's actually Idaho.
    Hope this makes it in the next mistakes video ;)

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica 4 года назад +4

      If saying that the Federal Reserve issues bonds, and that doing so and then selling them creates money instead of reducing it, and that every dollar of new money must be "backed by" bonds -- the last of which isn't so much a mistake as it is literal gibberish gobbledygook -- doesn't get acknowledged, then surely a comparatively incidental oversight like swapping Ohio for Idaho isn't gonna make the cut, sorry.

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 4 года назад +4

      @@CinemaDemocratica That's intriguing. Which video was this from? If it was before the last mistakes video then I would consider the very act of not including it a mistake, and since it is a mistake, it should be included in the next mistakes video ;)

    • @mohit_panjwani
      @mohit_panjwani 3 года назад

      Idaho doesn't exist

  • @flamerbattler
    @flamerbattler 4 года назад +44

    People in 1913: I want my baby to mailed to somebody else.
    US Postal Service: We got u fam...ily

  • @pellaeon1877
    @pellaeon1877 4 года назад +108

    4:18 Wait you mean children AREN’T classified as insects?
    Huh. You learn something new every day.

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 4 года назад +15

      man i miss being five years old and having two extra limbs and wings

    • @R3lay0
      @R3lay0 4 года назад +3

      @@itscrumbelivable Yeah -puberty- metamorphosis really sucks

    • @baconking3162
      @baconking3162 4 года назад +2

      We have spider goats so why not have spider children

  • @jupiter2175
    @jupiter2175 4 года назад +5

    I just realised the most trivial thing ever. I've never actually remember asking my parents about babies.

  • @Josiahhhhhhh
    @Josiahhhhhhh 4 года назад +14

    Ah yes, I remember that time I increased how much packages carried by USPS could weigh and forgot to say that you can’t mail babies. Haha, what a time.

  • @saiabhishek5228
    @saiabhishek5228 4 года назад +13

    So basically the postmen got assigned the worst escort mission ever.

  • @nethascotx24
    @nethascotx24 4 года назад +29

    What do you mean “was”?

  • @lyndonbjohnson2865
    @lyndonbjohnson2865 4 года назад +51

    Me: *In my head* Wait that Illegal.
    HAI:Well yes, but no.

  • @misobeno
    @misobeno 4 года назад +4

    You can still totally mail baby chickens through the mail which is kind of neat as long as you ignore the part where they're shipped with extra chicks to act as padding/insurance/heaters during transit.

  • @matchu9995
    @matchu9995 4 года назад +7

    Could smell that brilliant.org ad even before clicking this video

  • @mabamabam
    @mabamabam 4 года назад +1

    Our town used to mail kids all the time. The postie was already going to everyones house and she had no problems giving you a ride if you asked nicely.

  • @Mikemccurdy74
    @Mikemccurdy74 4 года назад +1

    You deserve every bit of success you get in life bro lol. I can’t imagine the amount of work it takes to make these videos and be HILARIOUS at the same time. I wish I could find something I’m this good at lmao! God bless you!

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 4 года назад +7

    lol imagine opening your mailbox to see a 6 month old baby, and by 6 month old I dont mean the age

  • @MR5er1
    @MR5er1 4 года назад +3

    I had to pause, contemplate and THEN laugh when you referred to the great depression as "the big mood"

  • @ryan4105
    @ryan4105 4 года назад +1

    I really like that I've watched enough of your videos that I can smell the ending plug coming subconsciously, and am able to leave just in time before you segway into it. I hope this doesn't hurt your revenue or anything, love the vids.

  • @pierre-jean-jacques3050
    @pierre-jean-jacques3050 4 года назад +1

    I startef the vid and thought of Mailing May and then you mentioned it! It was one of my favourite books as a kid. I highly recommend it!

  • @Andrew-Yao
    @Andrew-Yao 4 года назад +55

    Love wendover great content but could he explain why I can’t ship babys

    • @calebyao.
      @calebyao. 4 года назад +1

      ITS HAI NOOB

    • @RackHasAttacked
      @RackHasAttacked 4 года назад

      @Zahin Shahazad shit okay lemme delete it

    • @calebyao.
      @calebyao. 4 года назад

      Just so everyone knows, he is my brother

    • @dalermehndi4663
      @dalermehndi4663 4 года назад

      Nobody would have sex with you. You kind of need to have a baby to send one.

  • @Dartowl1
    @Dartowl1 4 года назад +4

    Shipping babies: legal*
    Storks: “Storks”
    Shipping babies: no legal*
    Storks: “not storks”

  • @wendyqiao3209
    @wendyqiao3209 3 года назад +1

    When this comes out one day before Valentine's...
    Everyone: Um, are you sure...

  • @triangulator01
    @triangulator01 4 года назад +4

    "Honey, can you pick up the baby from the mail?"

  • @Yadobler
    @Yadobler 4 года назад +37

    last time i was this early I was delivered by messenger pigeons

    • @MatthewStinar
      @MatthewStinar 4 года назад +1

      💩 ruclips.net/video/ps6YEbSTUkE/видео.html

  • @mintcervida6372
    @mintcervida6372 4 года назад +3

    3:28 "Grangeville to Lewiston, Ohio" i honestly dont know if that mistake was an intentional jab at Idaho getting confused with Ohio or a slip from mentioning Ohio moments earlier.

  • @DJ4461
    @DJ4461 3 года назад

    0:50 "I've rarely had a postal worker poop on my head"
    " *R A R E L Y* "

  • @loveforthegame3
    @loveforthegame3 4 года назад +2

    "Great depression or as i like to call it the big mood" 😂😂 i love this channel.

  • @mattsprintson6982
    @mattsprintson6982 4 года назад +4

    0:48 “I’ve rarely ever had a postal worker poop on my head” the word “rarely” is bugging me, I have questions and I want answers.

  • @ericglasgow5040
    @ericglasgow5040 4 года назад +9

    He definitely called Idaho “Ohio” and as an Ohioan, I’m offended.

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 4 года назад +1

      same.

    • @VIM365
      @VIM365 3 года назад +2

      Eric Glasgow as an idahoan from Lewiston, I’m offended

    • @LostOneOmega
      @LostOneOmega 3 года назад +1

      Never thought some many words with "O" sounds would break me like this but here we are

  • @Dakakeisalie
    @Dakakeisalie 4 года назад +1

    Welcome back to the Half is Ads youtube channel

  • @potatoofmixolydian5716
    @potatoofmixolydian5716 4 года назад

    Funny you mentioned Sears, my house (1926) is a Sears kit home. I've actually found the exact blueprints to my house online, minus some additions in the 50s and 90s.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +27

    Western parents sit on a throne of lies but my parents were amazing. The world shook during my dad’s birth

  • @mercyaspirast.agbayani477
    @mercyaspirast.agbayani477 4 года назад +17

    If the Post Master used Brilliant, he could’ve banned child mailing earlier

  • @maxbramwell.1598
    @maxbramwell.1598 4 года назад

    I know half as interesting is half as much information becuase half of it is quickly rattled off tangents to fill put the video but it actually makes it so much better.

  • @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791
    @asdsdjfasdjxajiosdqw8791 4 года назад +1

    Belgian here. Brussels sprouts are delicious; most people just don't prepare them properly.

  • @tomoldg
    @tomoldg 4 года назад +5

    3:28 you said Ohio instead of Idaho.

  • @daandanx
    @daandanx 4 года назад +3

    Mom says i'm an accident...
    I probably just got mailed to the worng house or something

  • @DiminishingAugmentation
    @DiminishingAugmentation 4 года назад

    Good lord, this stock footage with the commentary is something else.

  • @macuss87
    @macuss87 4 года назад +2

    clicked so fast!
    sent this to my sister before even watching based on the title/channel alone!

  • @ladder3257
    @ladder3257 4 года назад +4

    im glad they still let me order my weekly crickets online :-)

  • @TugaAvenger
    @TugaAvenger 4 года назад +3

    Hot take: thumbnail address should be 819, because H-A-I.

  • @xenemous6136
    @xenemous6136 4 года назад +2

    *sees it's a past tense title*
    'imma head outta here'

  • @MartianInDisguise
    @MartianInDisguise 2 года назад

    If this channel had been around when I was in high school, I totally would have watched it, and if I were a high school teacher, I would assign my students to watch it.

  • @firelifeblizzard8782
    @firelifeblizzard8782 4 года назад +11

    "like when it was illegal to stop minorities from voting?"
    What do you mean 'was' lol

    • @MatthewStinar
      @MatthewStinar 4 года назад +2

      He doesn't know about Georgia.

    • @declannewton2556
      @declannewton2556 4 года назад +1

      Implying that was, or is, a bad thing at all

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 4 года назад +4

    We should make it legal again, so in airplane trips the babies don't scream and annoy everyone else
    The parents can mail the baby to the destination, go to the plane, pick up baby and no hastle on the plane, the baby will be in not so mint condition but eh who cares

  • @windowsvista9510
    @windowsvista9510 4 года назад +1

    It used to be legal to mail nukes
    now you have to buy a silo first...

  • @kevinaustin5342
    @kevinaustin5342 4 года назад

    Sears & Roebuck began mail-order sales in 1893. It was wildly popular and very successful decades before 1913

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +2

    "Babies are delivered by storks, now of course none of those things are true"
    Storks: Wait that's illegal

    • @overlyobsolete2797
      @overlyobsolete2797 4 года назад

      Ur not funny, tacking on a meme to the end of a quote isn't humor you dense cabbage.

  • @sarahferraro4641
    @sarahferraro4641 4 года назад

    I was waiting the entire time for the legal eagle crossover, especially for this episode.
    Also brick video when?

  • @AlvinBalvin321
    @AlvinBalvin321 4 года назад

    I love how I can just tell when it’s sponser time

  • @tehuselessguig3138
    @tehuselessguig3138 4 года назад +3

    "the great depression, or as i like to call it, the big mood"

  • @joemama-mj5rt
    @joemama-mj5rt 4 года назад

    When you are so early that hai hasn't even come up with bad puns yet

  • @Rex_Crackerz
    @Rex_Crackerz 4 года назад

    “hey. your assignment is to go film a bird pooping in slow motion”
    “ok. gotta put my time in I guess, before I get to film planes taking off”

  • @kenziesullenberger6244
    @kenziesullenberger6244 4 года назад

    “Or as I like to call it, the big mood” 😂😂

  • @ichub6913
    @ichub6913 4 года назад

    Half as Interesting’s transitions to the sponsor of the video are smother than the baby’s bottoms that got mailed during the 1900’s.

  • @knoodle6848
    @knoodle6848 Год назад

    “The Great Depression or what I like to call it “the big mood” “ 🤣🤣

  • @BothHands1
    @BothHands1 4 года назад

    brussel sprouts are delicious. you just have to roast them or fry them or grill them, or use a combination, with good amounts of oil, salt, and other seasonings. make sure you get a nice char on the outside. then they literally become a better version of broccoli, which are amazingly delicious

  • @dlodeprojuicer
    @dlodeprojuicer 4 года назад

    Hey Sam. 2 topic suggestiopns...
    - A video about how F1 teams make money and how pole position money split works.
    - Cricket logistics. Test, ODIs and T20s

  • @Di3mondDud3
    @Di3mondDud3 4 года назад

    "Your own little bundle of love, in a box. BabiesOvernight.com!"

  • @thanhquanky
    @thanhquanky 3 года назад +2

    Sadly, the current postmaster general is Louis DeJoy, who brought joy to no one but himself

  • @jeffbenton6183
    @jeffbenton6183 3 года назад

    3:00 "responsible parents don't get talked about on RUclips 107 years later" lmao

  • @oro_junestar
    @oro_junestar 4 года назад

    imagine looking out your window to see the mailman and he shoves a 2-year-old through your neighbor's mailbox

  • @jacobloft3898
    @jacobloft3898 4 года назад +1

    Is it just me, or does it seem half as interesting has supposed wendover as the main channel?

  • @cyberceel
    @cyberceel 4 года назад

    The Big Mood, I love that

  • @itsnat1553
    @itsnat1553 4 года назад +2

    2:01 *SELFDESTRUCT*

  • @Exaless24
    @Exaless24 4 года назад

    When he said 'big mood' I felt that

  • @isaccsoun6194
    @isaccsoun6194 4 года назад

    "I gave you a present in the mail!"
    "What is it, is it a letter?"
    "Its a baby!"
    "..."

  • @richbarr5959
    @richbarr5959 4 года назад

    "Damn...I should've interrupted my mail for that three-week trip...."

  • @FirewolfX7
    @FirewolfX7 4 года назад

    The cultivar for brussel sprouts has changed in the last decade and a half. They are actually pretty good now as they are far less bitter.

  • @Michael500ca
    @Michael500ca 4 года назад +1

    A baby ate my dingo.

  • @DaisyGeekyTransGirl
    @DaisyGeekyTransGirl 4 года назад

    Parents also tell you there's an invisible man in the sk-oops!

  • @southafricancarlover8666
    @southafricancarlover8666 3 года назад +1

    4:50 my brain:oh here comes sponsor time

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 3 года назад

    1:00 A new challenger approaches...
    *Half as Interesting*
    Schools the Competition

  • @TheLikeys
    @TheLikeys 4 года назад

    From where are you getting all those stock videos?? Amazing💪🏼

  • @naysaykiller928
    @naysaykiller928 4 года назад +1

    "Getting carried somewhere by a babysitter, whose other babies were envelopes."

  • @peterstamatiou4530
    @peterstamatiou4530 4 года назад

    “We just got a letter! Wonder who’s it’s from?🤔”
    Literal child: HELLO THERE

  • @hexaltheninjawow9531
    @hexaltheninjawow9531 4 года назад +2

    Son: Hey Dad! Theres another baby in the mail!
    Dad: Throw em in the pile.
    Son: **Tosses Kid* hey Dad, how was I born.
    (PANS TO PILE OF BABIES)
    Dad: ...

  • @nienke7713
    @nienke7713 4 года назад

    0:45
    "as I've rarely had a postal worker poop on my head"
    Rarely? Not never?...

  • @lebimas
    @lebimas 4 года назад +2

    “...which led to the Great Depression, which I like to call THE BIG MOOD.”