German With a Jackhammer meme

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @insleecap793
    @insleecap793 2 года назад +10014

    The Helmet and mustache goes really well with him.

    • @bruhjacksonton7241
      @bruhjacksonton7241 2 года назад +459

      he looks like the famous German artist who got rejected by his art school and the art school regretted soonly

    • @insleecap793
      @insleecap793 2 года назад +175

      @@bruhjacksonton7241 Oh you Mean the Austrian wannabe Artist.

    • @bruhjacksonton7241
      @bruhjacksonton7241 2 года назад +85

      @@insleecap793 the guy who made presidents angry with him

    • @nxdeflowers
      @nxdeflowers 2 года назад +29

      These guys would had been arrested so fast

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 2 года назад +44

      @@insleecap793 his art was actually really good, it just wasn't popular in that time period. I believe he made intricate architecture paintings.

  • @h3llfire9991
    @h3llfire9991 5 месяцев назад +486

    🇺🇸:It's a machine gun!
    🇩🇪:Ja... That's what your grandfather said too. 🗿

  • @Caow467
    @Caow467 2 года назад +7394

    The fact he has the moustache makes this 1000x better

    • @exin69
      @exin69 2 года назад +16

      oaneh

    • @military-motivation8076
      @military-motivation8076 2 года назад +19

      true

    • @ANIMEFACTS69
      @ANIMEFACTS69 2 года назад +42

      Hitler's mustache lol

    • @Caow467
      @Caow467 2 года назад +2

      Ofc

    • @sbeyer17
      @sbeyer17 2 года назад +29

      It's actually no mustache but just a piece of black plastic or smth, in other clips of this clip you see it fall off

  • @eisenbahnerharthausen
    @eisenbahnerharthausen Год назад +827

    0:10 *when Germany invades the Netherlands*

    • @Rus.or.Grob....vambass
      @Rus.or.Grob....vambass 8 месяцев назад +22

      Real

    • @jamesborck5908
      @jamesborck5908 5 месяцев назад +40

      They didn’t invade they just had a holiday there

    • @Notpies
      @Notpies 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@jamesborck5908a Holland day it is.

    • @bacongaming7493
      @bacongaming7493 4 месяца назад +3

      Fr im dutch and this prob happended

    • @lucas82
      @lucas82 4 месяца назад

      Mein Fahrrad zurück huhrensohn!

  • @RYYGE
    @RYYGE 2 года назад +1791

    hans has been holding the line since 1941 legends say hes still holding

  • @DorkMatter001
    @DorkMatter001 Год назад +304

    The final German soldier defending the Reichstag from Russian red army
    - May 2nd, 1945

    • @Julian1999psx
      @Julian1999psx 5 месяцев назад +11

      *Colorized

    • @souravjaiswal-jr4bj
      @souravjaiswal-jr4bj 4 месяца назад +9

      It was French SS division Charlemagne, the last men defending against the Red Plague.

    • @ja60564
      @ja60564 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Julian1999psx фашист?

    • @ja60564
      @ja60564 4 месяца назад

      ​@@souravjaiswal-jr4bj защищаяющие коричневую чуму?🤔 Да, и у меня для тебя плохие новости. Это были последние Фрицы, сейчас в Германии только Мухамеды.

    • @Pavel33805
      @Pavel33805 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@souravjaiswal-jr4bjPoor Nazi-fascists, I feel so sorry for them 😂😂😂

  • @IsoyaYasuji
    @IsoyaYasuji 2 года назад +1847

    You could say that this is such a masterpiece that it belongs in the art museum.

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 2 года назад +17

      yea, glad this video didn't failed on us

    • @samschreiber1640
      @samschreiber1640 2 года назад +18

      Art school

    • @Alexandros.Mograine
      @Alexandros.Mograine 2 года назад +6

      Thats what Indiana Jones would say if he was born today.

    • @thegeneral459
      @thegeneral459 2 года назад +1

      Quite weird to say that when their ww2 leader failed art school

    • @sirtable69
      @sirtable69 2 года назад

      @@thegeneral459 that's the joke

  • @aaronxgaming4042
    @aaronxgaming4042 2 года назад +599

    As a fellow german, this is exactly how we act

    • @Eifelwolle
      @Eifelwolle 2 года назад +39

      im gonna buy a jackhammer for that purpose only

    • @asu-5748
      @asu-5748 Год назад +21

      This Is Gonna Fit Well For My Russian Neighbors

    • @jholeify
      @jholeify Год назад +27

      As an American I so wish we had sided with Germany.

    • @_Eternal-Darkness_
      @_Eternal-Darkness_ Год назад +7

      @jholeify I don't wish that, but the german side of me does

    • @Sorinoir
      @Sorinoir Год назад +5

      @@jholeify why? Also Franklin hated Germany too much for this to be possible.

  • @ManglerWT
    @ManglerWT 2 года назад +2609

    I'm half-german, this just brings happy tears to my eyes

  • @girthquake2390
    @girthquake2390 2 года назад +52

    The falling stormtrooper sent my sides into orbit lol

    • @Leopard1602
      @Leopard1602 2 года назад +1

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @koda_thelastcaveman1521
    @koda_thelastcaveman1521 2 года назад +643

    OH NO, GERMANY IS ACHIEVING ITS FORMER GLORY BECAUSE OF THAT MAN!!

  • @Blind_Hawk
    @Blind_Hawk Год назад +151

    No surprise the construction sites on our Autobahnen take so long...

  • @jacobstallings5214
    @jacobstallings5214 2 года назад +1461

    Remember that this brave soul risked jail time to make us laugh 👏😂
    Edit: I also love that every noise and/or exhale of air from that thing was edited to be a shot or explosion lmaooo

    • @whynothumblebeesforpreside3413
      @whynothumblebeesforpreside3413 2 года назад +58

      for a mustache? not realy but i know what u mean^^ (Bei manchen sitzt der Stock tief und Quer)

    • @atune2682
      @atune2682 2 года назад +7

      nah man he didnt

    • @itsoktoberight4431
      @itsoktoberight4431 2 года назад +11

      Jail time for what?

    • @fartgander5851
      @fartgander5851 2 года назад +200

      @@atune2682 in germany its illegal to remember their history and culture for some reason

    • @BB-hx4mj
      @BB-hx4mj 2 года назад +1

      @@fartgander5851 it’s not. What is illegal is to show or imitate the violent and totalitarian ideologies unless for educational purposes in which case they do learn about that period of history. And your comment shows that you are either an idiot or a Nazi sympathiser.

  • @haw9695
    @haw9695 2 года назад +61

    As a german, I can say this is what we do everyday except sundays

    • @maverikmiller6746
      @maverikmiller6746 2 года назад +1

      What's at Sunday ?

    • @haw9695
      @haw9695 2 года назад +15

      @@maverikmiller6746 on sundays you can't do anything loud because it's a rest day

    • @angrybalkon1471
      @angrybalkon1471 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@haw9695lol))

  • @NothingSubversive
    @NothingSubversive 2 года назад +915

    I see Steiner's counter-attack is going well

    • @BobaBenzin
      @BobaBenzin 2 года назад +29

      Plot twist

    • @Jeff-lf4hy
      @Jeff-lf4hy Год назад +24

      parallel universe

    • @oligultonn
      @oligultonn Год назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jeff-lf4hy
      @Jeff-lf4hy Год назад

      Die Gruppe Steiner wird von Norden her angreifen.

    • @alex79982
      @alex79982 Год назад +5

      Oh no I think there is a man in the high castle!

  • @raddivant8840
    @raddivant8840 Год назад +17

    E R I K A I N T E N S I F I E S

  • @culturalliberator9425
    @culturalliberator9425 2 года назад +215

    Love how the construction helmet is just an old (Probably unused) german steel helmet. It was meant to be.

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon 2 года назад +30

    Ah yes, we came to the different dimension where the Austrian Painter is instead working as a construction worker.

  • @professorjamesmoriarty5191
    @professorjamesmoriarty5191 2 года назад +428

    Beautiful, just absolutely beautiful.

  • @akustikdelight7339
    @akustikdelight7339 2 года назад +100

    there's always a guy like him in every work we have..
    even if it's a back breaking work a guy like this always makes the work easier and happier than ever, salute to this guy hehe

  • @qaisismail2662
    @qaisismail2662 2 года назад +83

    Stats
    -Melee only
    - fire rate of 550 JPM
    -Makes you into a badass sometimes
    -Can sometimes scares your enemies
    -Cause bleed damage
    -Needs oil to work
    - Make a lot of noise
    - No reloads
    -can make holes anywhere.
    -Can overheat
    -Can make your ear have hearing loss if
    If not paired with a ear muffler
    -Wip

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 2 года назад +1

      -Melee only
      How badass would it be to melee a tank

    • @tomaspabon2484
      @tomaspabon2484 2 года назад +7

      Is JPM Jacks-per-Minute? That might be my favorite derived unit now.

    • @qaisismail2662
      @qaisismail2662 2 года назад +2

      @@tomaspabon2484 Yeah

    • @Lulengruaber
      @Lulengruaber 2 года назад +1

      Not melee only... You got one shoot... After that you have to Run away and Hope the enemy is stunned by your attack

    • @antonioljubicic9420
      @antonioljubicic9420 2 года назад

      what wip means😂😂

  • @mememan3026
    @mememan3026 Год назад +107

    Klaus: Hans did you find ze Panzerfaust??
    Hans: Nein, i found Otto Von Schnitzel

  • @notrealsizou
    @notrealsizou 2 года назад +183

    The cameraman went back in time to let us see this brave soldier

    • @coolbacon0229
      @coolbacon0229 8 месяцев назад +1

      thats movie and video clips

  • @dayzapper1918
    @dayzapper1918 2 года назад +9

    He's drilling for oil and has to fend off the invading American soldiers

  • @blackrb123ryan
    @blackrb123ryan 2 года назад +63

    This man single handedly won every movie war ever.

  • @TacitusKilgore-b5g
    @TacitusKilgore-b5g Год назад +18

    Only if Germans had this guy...

    • @huntrezz01
      @huntrezz01 5 месяцев назад

      name something Germanic 😂😂

  • @stk_zniperfritz5240
    @stk_zniperfritz5240 2 года назад +131

    This is literally the sequel of the german machine gun meme
    The edits on this video is really good ngl
    EDIT: thanks for 100 likes

  • @su-25frogfoot74
    @su-25frogfoot74 Год назад +12

    0:13 FRIENDLY FIRE!

    • @Kairyu_The_Demon
      @Kairyu_The_Demon 3 месяца назад +2

      Plot twist: the stormtrooper was a spy dressed like a stormtrooper so he wouldn't get caught.

  • @mauriciorv228
    @mauriciorv228 2 года назад +25

    The stormtrooper that rolled down the stairs got me good LOOL

  • @gdn01
    @gdn01 2 года назад +12

    A WWII German soldier in a first person shooter game: I die now
    A WWII German soldier in a strategic game:

  • @YourLocal_Chad
    @YourLocal_Chad 2 года назад +26

    Wtf are my troops doing

  • @primus6677
    @primus6677 Год назад +3

    When the DOOM music kicks in:

  • @plushluigi7417
    @plushluigi7417 2 года назад +559

    The best thing is that he's wearing a stalhelm
    Edit: help I made a discussion in the comments that has nothing to do with my comment about Russia and Ukraine. Help.

    • @teecteec7631
      @teecteec7631 2 года назад

      @@alanmalan3819 russia is ukrainian property

    • @papyfun5097
      @papyfun5097 2 года назад

      @@alanmalan3819 ur mom is russia

    • @IS-2_1944
      @IS-2_1944 2 года назад +112

      @@alanmalan3819 Ukraine is Ukraine
      Russia is Russia

    • @ancientnoodle8372
      @ancientnoodle8372 2 года назад +45

      @@alanmalan3819 Ukraine is polish

    • @chrispbacon1248
      @chrispbacon1248 2 года назад +35

      Poland ist der welt

  • @rosaria8384
    @rosaria8384 2 года назад +19

    I just love how this guy's having so much fun with his jackhammer

  • @tanksaawk
    @tanksaawk 2 года назад +38

    FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!!!
    Beautiful, gets me every time xD

    • @sporantas
      @sporantas 2 года назад +2

      Hör auf mit dem Scheiß

    • @tanksaawk
      @tanksaawk 2 года назад +4

      @@sporantas welcher scheiß brudi

  • @ZacUitterlinden-pi6ri
    @ZacUitterlinden-pi6ri Год назад +12

    Bro even has the square moustache

  • @Thor.Jorgensen
    @Thor.Jorgensen 2 года назад +524

    Joke's on you. Germans who know how to operate an MG42 will tell you that with such a high rate of fire, you're supposed to fire in short tap-bursts. They weren't used to the American Browning, where you can count how many shots you've fired out loud, as you're shooting it.
    If you shoot a German M42 like a browning, you'll literally turn the barrel white-hot, melt it and run out of ammo before you can count to 10. That's what you get when you fire 25 bullets per second.

    • @boulderman1357
      @boulderman1357 2 года назад +26

      Lol what no shit they made it

    • @cheeseceo6721
      @cheeseceo6721 2 года назад +31

      nerf mg

    • @tjv-logs
      @tjv-logs 2 года назад +5

      🤦‍♂️

    • @snowrider289
      @snowrider289 2 года назад +61

      Mg42: Will turn people into cheese, but it take a true soldier to wield it's TRUE potential by not holding down the trigger like a noob lord

    • @jpjp280
      @jpjp280 2 года назад +4

      @@snowrider289 facts

  • @utkarshchoudhary3870
    @utkarshchoudhary3870 2 года назад +2

    Steiners counter attack envisioned:

  • @RealElonMusket
    @RealElonMusket 2 года назад +379

    This belongs in a museum. It's a masterpiece.
    Thank you for making this magnificent work of art.
    and thank you RUclips Algorithm

  • @fatihkizil3737
    @fatihkizil3737 2 года назад +2

    HANS! RELEASE ZE MACHINE GUN, ALL FOR THE FATHERLAND

  • @nothingnothing9425
    @nothingnothing9425 2 года назад +16

    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard

    • @Leopard1602
      @Leopard1602 2 года назад +1

      i fell down the stairs🤣🤣🤣

  • @brendanmatelan2129
    @brendanmatelan2129 2 года назад +5

    The helmet and music are the best finishing touches for this video!

    • @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs
      @JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs 7 месяцев назад

      Sing with me everyone!Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein, und das heißt...

  • @cfl_finn4831
    @cfl_finn4831 2 года назад +17

    The Russian going "blyaaat" just crowns this

  • @bobpeter9938
    @bobpeter9938 2 года назад +8

    0:07 is so funny

  • @capfig4471
    @capfig4471 2 года назад +21

    I saw the original clip of this and then this
    This is absolutely perfect

  • @THESCIENTISTBOYS
    @THESCIENTISTBOYS Год назад +6

    Bro take out half the American army 💀

  • @tidepod10yearsago97
    @tidepod10yearsago97 2 года назад +11

    The stormtrooper got me lmao

  • @constableconstable2563
    @constableconstable2563 Год назад +2

    The first wehrmacht soldier test firing the MG42 while high on meth colourised 🤣

  • @saturncocacola6086
    @saturncocacola6086 2 года назад +47

    I'm German and I can confirm this happens every 2 - 5 days.

  • @lukapentti9731
    @lukapentti9731 2 года назад +2

    When WWII get stuck into your head

  • @steffenhaudegen6618
    @steffenhaudegen6618 2 года назад +12

    Give him a Mg 42, and he'll give you Europe.

  • @BaguetteSolider
    @BaguetteSolider 2 дня назад +1

    The moustache really fits him

  • @connorludwig8472
    @connorludwig8472 2 года назад +40

    Auf der Heide blüht
    ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt: Erika!
    Heiß von hunderttausend
    kleinen Bienelein
    Wird umschwärmt Erika.
    Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
    Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
    Auf der Heide blüht
    ein kleines Blümelein
    Und das heißt: Erika!

  • @Grimreaper67778
    @Grimreaper67778 2 года назад +14

    This is even more accurate to Germans then what they are in COD vanguard, because boy oh boy they did the axis dirty in that game, thank you for bringing all of us the pride and joy of our fellow comrades who remember the war and actually respects that past ( salutes ) and God bless this man for starting this meme in the first place

  • @PanzerfaustHandlerHanz
    @PanzerfaustHandlerHanz 2 года назад +3

    "ACHTUNG!"
    - Every german soldier before firing the panzerfaust

  • @williamgrand9724
    @williamgrand9724 2 года назад +3

    Putin: "I heard there were some ethnic Russians in Germany..."

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 2 года назад +11

    Was not expecting the "it's a machine gun" clip to find it's way here!
    An unexpected, but *most welcome,* mashup! 😂

  • @IIIIIllIllIIll
    @IIIIIllIllIIll Год назад +2

    UNTERDRÜCKUNGSFEUER!!!!!!!

  • @Viki0511
    @Viki0511 2 года назад +6

    Wo sind meine kameraden😂🇩🇪♥️

  • @kamdensteiner5151
    @kamdensteiner5151 10 месяцев назад +3

    As someone who's half German this makes me Raise one arm for some reason.

  • @sturmtigergaming
    @sturmtigergaming Год назад +3

    0:07 mg42 part
    0:17 panzerfaust part

  • @elainefarrer8920
    @elainefarrer8920 2 года назад +1

    I half expected him to pick a yell "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN "

  • @Un-makr
    @Un-makr 9 месяцев назад +1

    now we know not to mess with a german with a jack hamer

  • @Epilogue_04
    @Epilogue_04 2 года назад +18

    Not gonna lie, this almost cures my depression

    • @wireworks4252
      @wireworks4252 2 года назад +3

      Only if you're the one being fired at

  • @sandm1ch260
    @sandm1ch260 2 года назад +4

    His inner German finally came out

  • @FESHHESH
    @FESHHESH 2 года назад +9

    Me: I wonder what the first ever LMG model that ever made in Germany?
    This dude:

  • @GhostLink92
    @GhostLink92 Год назад +1

    Technically, the Stormtrooper was friendly fire.

  • @panzerkommandant7166
    @panzerkommandant7166 2 года назад +19

    His jackhammer is so op it can destroy an m4 Sherman

    • @АртемПлясунов-ж4о
      @АртемПлясунов-ж4о 2 года назад +5

      Да что угодно может уничтожить шерман

    • @Martin.8i
      @Martin.8i 2 года назад

      @@АртемПлясунов-ж4о )

    • @Patrix299
      @Patrix299 2 года назад

      @@АртемПлясунов-ж4о Except for German small arms

  • @AlexanderArgyros
    @AlexanderArgyros 2 года назад +4

    When you make a ww2 joke to your german friend

  • @Mr.Sherman-mp7if
    @Mr.Sherman-mp7if 5 месяцев назад +1

    This video taught me more about Germany than most history classes

  • @no-gm6wx
    @no-gm6wx 2 года назад +5

    The moustache gave him that enormous power

  • @carloantonioelardo2087
    @carloantonioelardo2087 2 года назад +1

    Jackhammer aren't just machineguns
    EVERYTHING IS A MACHINE GUN

  • @Fluffypancakes-o7q
    @Fluffypancakes-o7q 2 года назад +5

    Hitler 2.0 be like:

  • @golem8662
    @golem8662 2 года назад +4

    This is the video that describes that one guy on Rust with an M249 on his roof when we see’s a new guy spawn on the beech.

  • @johnkennethcabalic1206
    @johnkennethcabalic1206 2 года назад +4

    *He's too powerful to be left alive*

  • @freddygarcia3049
    @freddygarcia3049 4 месяца назад +1

    0:17 that's the difference between an employee and a warrior

  • @subswithoutvideoes-mx2qx
    @subswithoutvideoes-mx2qx 2 года назад +5

    this is a certified hood classic

  • @MariaRodriguez-zb8ye
    @MariaRodriguez-zb8ye Год назад +2

    bro obliterated the American army

  • @rebelxtreme3871
    @rebelxtreme3871 2 года назад +7

    He Looks like the famous Austrian Painter.

  • @alan_clough
    @alan_clough 4 месяца назад +1

    Germans when you cancel Oktoberfest.

  • @mclarenf1gtr99
    @mclarenf1gtr99 2 года назад +5

    This is real art. Don't let snobs say it otherwise.

  • @brycefreeden4081
    @brycefreeden4081 6 месяцев назад

    Bro remembered his ancestors for a solid minute

  • @YourPalTheCommentor
    @YourPalTheCommentor 2 года назад +6

    when it's so funny that 7.92×57mm can pen the Sherman M4A2E8 on its side armor which is 51 mm thicc boi.
    for the Americans, its 2 inch

  • @HelmetlnTheBush
    @HelmetlnTheBush 7 месяцев назад +1

    nah he losing points for friendly killing a fellow stormtrooper

  • @PepeLePhrogg
    @PepeLePhrogg Год назад +1

    Man these Germans really left genetic trauma upon us all

  • @PurelyHyperbolic
    @PurelyHyperbolic 2 года назад +4

    In a mere 18 seconds, PVT Generic German Name managed to eliminate
    8 US Soldiers
    1 Soviet Bicycle Squadron Unit
    1 Imperial Stormtrooper
    5 Members of an American Armored Division
    Congratulations he can call in his EMP killstreak

  • @chrisjk
    @chrisjk 4 месяца назад +1

    A usual day at a construction site in germany.

  • @thisguyderrick6782
    @thisguyderrick6782 2 года назад +4

    His moustache just...Matches so good

  • @itrapped2.0
    @itrapped2.0 2 года назад +2

    Dude has aimbot

  • @rando4190
    @rando4190 2 года назад +9

    As a german i can approve that this is true

  • @Sgt_MajorProblem
    @Sgt_MajorProblem Год назад +1

    I'm happy that Hitler learned his mistakes and decided to be a construction worker to help society rather than destroy it.

  • @jaybaztaala-df1wv
    @jaybaztaala-df1wv Год назад +3

    when veteran watch this im confrim they are going to have flash back in the old days😎

  • @Planekid11
    @Planekid11 7 месяцев назад

    “What kind of rounds do you use?”
    “Jackhammer rounds.”

  • @alecdeter1999
    @alecdeter1999 2 года назад +4

    The omega form of the meme it is truly awe inspiring

  • @OptiPopulus
    @OptiPopulus 5 месяцев назад

    Bro can feel the muscle memory from his ancestors flowing through him.

  • @brickbraker5033
    @brickbraker5033 2 года назад +16

    i just noticed the musache hahaha

  • @thelitmatchstick389
    @thelitmatchstick389 2 года назад +1

    TF where has this been! The god dang sounds are perfect

  • @lilredwagon5311
    @lilredwagon5311 2 года назад +2

    Hitler: "My dog has no nose!"
    German soldier in the crowd raises his hand and asks: "Well sir, how does he smell?"
    Hitler: "AWEFUL!"

  • @lunar04218
    @lunar04218 2 года назад +7

    Man, i love Germans. 😂

  • @DororoThea
    @DororoThea 2 месяца назад +1

    Ayo LMAO i remembered that the german dudes after the war turned the helmets into worker's helmets 😂