@@souravjaiswal-jr4bj защищаяющие коричневую чуму?🤔 Да, и у меня для тебя плохие новости. Это были последние Фрицы, сейчас в Германии только Мухамеды.
Remember that this brave soul risked jail time to make us laugh 👏😂 Edit: I also love that every noise and/or exhale of air from that thing was edited to be a shot or explosion lmaooo
@@fartgander5851 it’s not. What is illegal is to show or imitate the violent and totalitarian ideologies unless for educational purposes in which case they do learn about that period of history. And your comment shows that you are either an idiot or a Nazi sympathiser.
there's always a guy like him in every work we have.. even if it's a back breaking work a guy like this always makes the work easier and happier than ever, salute to this guy hehe
Stats -Melee only - fire rate of 550 JPM -Makes you into a badass sometimes -Can sometimes scares your enemies -Cause bleed damage -Needs oil to work - Make a lot of noise - No reloads -can make holes anywhere. -Can overheat -Can make your ear have hearing loss if If not paired with a ear muffler -Wip
The best thing is that he's wearing a stalhelm Edit: help I made a discussion in the comments that has nothing to do with my comment about Russia and Ukraine. Help.
Joke's on you. Germans who know how to operate an MG42 will tell you that with such a high rate of fire, you're supposed to fire in short tap-bursts. They weren't used to the American Browning, where you can count how many shots you've fired out loud, as you're shooting it. If you shoot a German M42 like a browning, you'll literally turn the barrel white-hot, melt it and run out of ammo before you can count to 10. That's what you get when you fire 25 bullets per second.
This is even more accurate to Germans then what they are in COD vanguard, because boy oh boy they did the axis dirty in that game, thank you for bringing all of us the pride and joy of our fellow comrades who remember the war and actually respects that past ( salutes ) and God bless this man for starting this meme in the first place
Man, being a soldier in the first two world wars must have been a crazy fuckin traumatizing experience. Seeing your fellow countrymen fall like a row of dominoes from direct oncoming machine fire with absolutely no cover. The balls those mfs must’ve had to push on to the beachfront with machine guns lined up and pointing to the water. Terrifying shit.
It must have been traumatizing from the Germans perspective as well. Imagine them having a peaceful picnic on watch, then suddenly seeing thousands of troops from allied forces arrive on a beach where you don't really expect them to arrive, then trying to hold the seemingly limitless horde of troops back by shooting them with limited ammo, but they just keep coming and coming, and you can see them climbing the cliffs towards you because you just can't shoot fast enough and your gun doesn't even reach that point anymore, only the beach, so many enemies come through and you have the last minutes, or seconds of your life before they arrive in the bunker to kill them. They probably even thought it's less fearful to fight than surrender as they could have been tortured as well as these things did happen, among with rapings, humiliation, etc.. probably seeing a grenade tucked in the bunker was kind of a relief for them that they knew they are going die fast and won't be tortured for what they did with those MG42's. You only got a second left before that tossed stick grenade explodes to think about your partner or children for the very last time, or your parents still, because you are still young in your twenties who didn't do shit, only your government. I guess war wasn't really fun for anyone, it was a kill or be killed, or even tortured situation for many, many soldiers.
Even worse, imagine the elder German men who served in the trenches of WW1 as 18y old boys. 4y of hell, some of which lived through the entire experience. To then get conscripted back into service and sent to the Eastern front at the end of the war when the situation was already severely deteriorated for Germany. Even if there is only one motherf*cker who did this and lived to tell the tale. I am 100% sure he never felt fear doing anything in his life past that. Aside from the PTSD he most likely dealt with. I bet there have been only a handful who could have said that. There is an episode of Mark Felton, where he talks about the defense of Berlin by the Volkssturm. There was a Siemens factory in Berlin filled with older men, most of which had served in WW1 but became factory workers and technicians after the war, they all got issued rifles and MG’s. They fought in the Siemens factory trying to hold the Russians off. There were worse ways to die in that war than having one last stand against the Russians with your former comrades. Of the 770 men, about 50 survived the 3 day fight. But they gave the Russians hell and successfully slowed their advance.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika! Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika. Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!
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The Helmet and mustache goes really well with him.
he looks like the famous German artist who got rejected by his art school and the art school regretted soonly
@@bruhjacksonton7241 Oh you Mean the Austrian wannabe Artist.
@@insleecap793 the guy who made presidents angry with him
These guys would had been arrested so fast
@@insleecap793 his art was actually really good, it just wasn't popular in that time period. I believe he made intricate architecture paintings.
0:10 *when Germany invades the Netherlands*
Real
They didn’t invade they just had a holiday there
@@jamesborck5908a Holland day it is.
Fr im dutch and this prob happended
Mein Fahrrad zurück huhrensohn!
The fact he has the moustache makes this 1000x better
oaneh
true
Hitler's mustache lol
Ofc
It's actually no mustache but just a piece of black plastic or smth, in other clips of this clip you see it fall off
🇺🇸:It's a machine gun!
🇩🇪:Ja... That's what your grandfather said too. 🗿
Lol
Damn that was cold 🥶
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bingo!!!!!!
Your grandfather: Its a flame thrower
hans has been holding the line since 1941 legends say hes still holding
Diamond hands right there
Underated
Hans we salut you
his name is hans he’s there since 1939 and yes he’s even today still here
@@simonreichl4844 you re you the cousin from Adolf H°tlêr ?
The final German soldier defending the Reichstag from Russian red army
- May 2nd, 1945
*Colorized
It was French SS division Charlemagne, the last men defending against the Red Plague.
@@Julian1999psx фашист?
@@souravjaiswal-jr4bj защищаяющие коричневую чуму?🤔 Да, и у меня для тебя плохие новости. Это были последние Фрицы, сейчас в Германии только Мухамеды.
@@souravjaiswal-jr4bjPoor Nazi-fascists, I feel so sorry for them 😂😂😂
I see Steiner's counter-attack is going well
Plot twist
parallel universe
🤣🤣🤣
Die Gruppe Steiner wird von Norden her angreifen.
Oh no I think there is a man in the high castle!
As a fellow german, this is exactly how we act
im gonna buy a jackhammer for that purpose only
This Is Gonna Fit Well For My Russian Neighbors
As an American I so wish we had sided with Germany.
@jholeify I don't wish that, but the german side of me does
@@jholeify why? Also Franklin hated Germany too much for this to be possible.
You could say that this is such a masterpiece that it belongs in the art museum.
yea, glad this video didn't failed on us
Art school
Thats what Indiana Jones would say if he was born today.
Quite weird to say that when their ww2 leader failed art school
@@thegeneral459 that's the joke
No surprise the construction sites on our Autobahnen take so long...
They keep getting attacked by the axis,
@@thenerdbird5596axis?
I'm half-german, this just brings happy tears to my eyes
Dein Ernst
@@fifa7391 ja bruder
hahah you're half a bratwurst.
@@fifa7391 Sehr
Ja lol ich bin ein deutscher auch
The falling stormtrooper sent my sides into orbit lol
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH NO, GERMANY IS ACHIEVING ITS FORMER GLORY BECAUSE OF THAT MAN!!
Again*
Oh yes*
Putin is bringing Germany back to it's former glory...😰
@@cleemccarthy1022 germany is an american colony, they will never have " glory " again.
@@cleemccarthy1022 lol true
As a german, I can say this is what we do everyday except sundays
What's at Sunday ?
@@maverikmiller6746 on sundays you can't do anything loud because it's a rest day
@@haw9695lol))
Remember that this brave soul risked jail time to make us laugh 👏😂
Edit: I also love that every noise and/or exhale of air from that thing was edited to be a shot or explosion lmaooo
for a mustache? not realy but i know what u mean^^ (Bei manchen sitzt der Stock tief und Quer)
nah man he didnt
Jail time for what?
@@atune2682 in germany its illegal to remember their history and culture for some reason
@@fartgander5851 it’s not. What is illegal is to show or imitate the violent and totalitarian ideologies unless for educational purposes in which case they do learn about that period of history. And your comment shows that you are either an idiot or a Nazi sympathiser.
there's always a guy like him in every work we have..
even if it's a back breaking work a guy like this always makes the work easier and happier than ever, salute to this guy hehe
Love how the construction helmet is just an old (Probably unused) german steel helmet. It was meant to be.
Klaus: Hans did you find ze Panzerfaust??
Hans: Nein, i found Otto Von Schnitzel
Yeehaw, I love tumbleweeds!
Stats
-Melee only
- fire rate of 550 JPM
-Makes you into a badass sometimes
-Can sometimes scares your enemies
-Cause bleed damage
-Needs oil to work
- Make a lot of noise
- No reloads
-can make holes anywhere.
-Can overheat
-Can make your ear have hearing loss if
If not paired with a ear muffler
-Wip
-Melee only
How badass would it be to melee a tank
Is JPM Jacks-per-Minute? That might be my favorite derived unit now.
@@tomaspabon2484 Yeah
Not melee only... You got one shoot... After that you have to Run away and Hope the enemy is stunned by your attack
what wip means😂😂
As a german who has worked with a jackhamer himself, I can say this is an accurate depiction o how you do it.
Beautiful, just absolutely beautiful.
Ah yes, we came to the different dimension where the Austrian Painter is instead working as a construction worker.
Bahaahhah
The stormtrooper that rolled down the stairs got me good LOOL
Legende think he stoped empire invasion
E R I K A I N T E N S I F I E S
The cameraman went back in time to let us see this brave soldier
thats movie and video clips
0:13 FRIENDLY FIRE!
Plot twist: the stormtrooper was a spy dressed like a stormtrooper so he wouldn't get caught.
This man single handedly won every movie war ever.
He's drilling for oil and has to fend off the invading American soldiers
FÜR DEUTSCHLAND!!!
Beautiful, gets me every time xD
Hör auf mit dem Scheiß
@@sporantas welcher scheiß brudi
Only if Germans had this guy...
name something Germanic 😂😂
Wtf are my troops doing
They're on meth-
Sie kämpfen mit den heutigen Möglichkeiten für Deutschland.
Oh ok
Gigachads army
A WWII German soldier in a first person shooter game: I die now
A WWII German soldier in a strategic game:
This is literally the sequel of the german machine gun meme
The edits on this video is really good ngl
EDIT: thanks for 100 likes
I just love how this guy's having so much fun with his jackhammer
how not to have fun with that
The best thing is that he's wearing a stalhelm
Edit: help I made a discussion in the comments that has nothing to do with my comment about Russia and Ukraine. Help.
@@alanmalan3819 russia is ukrainian property
@@alanmalan3819 ur mom is russia
@@alanmalan3819 Ukraine is Ukraine
Russia is Russia
@@alanmalan3819 Ukraine is polish
Poland ist der welt
Bro even has the square moustache
When the DOOM music kicks in:
The helmet and music are the best finishing touches for this video!
Sing with me everyone!Auf der heide blüht ein kleines blümelein, und das heißt...
Joke's on you. Germans who know how to operate an MG42 will tell you that with such a high rate of fire, you're supposed to fire in short tap-bursts. They weren't used to the American Browning, where you can count how many shots you've fired out loud, as you're shooting it.
If you shoot a German M42 like a browning, you'll literally turn the barrel white-hot, melt it and run out of ammo before you can count to 10. That's what you get when you fire 25 bullets per second.
Lol what no shit they made it
nerf mg
🤦♂️
Mg42: Will turn people into cheese, but it take a true soldier to wield it's TRUE potential by not holding down the trigger like a noob lord
@@snowrider289 facts
I nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard
i fell down the stairs🤣🤣🤣
Wo sind meine kameraden😂🇩🇪♥️
0:07 is so funny
🤣👍
This belongs in a museum. It's a masterpiece.
Thank you for making this magnificent work of art.
and thank you RUclips Algorithm
Same bro
So do you, Dr Jones!
Danke
Bro take out half the American army 💀
I saw the original clip of this and then this
This is absolutely perfect
This is even more accurate to Germans then what they are in COD vanguard, because boy oh boy they did the axis dirty in that game, thank you for bringing all of us the pride and joy of our fellow comrades who remember the war and actually respects that past ( salutes ) and God bless this man for starting this meme in the first place
The Russian going "blyaaat" just crowns this
"ACHTUNG!"
- Every german soldier before firing the panzerfaust
Man, being a soldier in the first two world wars must have been a crazy fuckin traumatizing experience. Seeing your fellow countrymen fall like a row of dominoes from direct oncoming machine fire with absolutely no cover. The balls those mfs must’ve had to push on to the beachfront with machine guns lined up and pointing to the water. Terrifying shit.
yes.
rly sick 😬 or eastfront blitzkrieg the last thing they saw is germans with wide pupils rolling over you.
Many crazy traumatizing situations
FOR ZE RIECH
It must have been traumatizing from the Germans perspective as well. Imagine them having a peaceful picnic on watch, then suddenly seeing thousands of troops from allied forces arrive on a beach where you don't really expect them to arrive, then trying to hold the seemingly limitless horde of troops back by shooting them with limited ammo, but they just keep coming and coming, and you can see them climbing the cliffs towards you because you just can't shoot fast enough and your gun doesn't even reach that point anymore, only the beach, so many enemies come through and you have the last minutes, or seconds of your life before they arrive in the bunker to kill them. They probably even thought it's less fearful to fight than surrender as they could have been tortured as well as these things did happen, among with rapings, humiliation, etc.. probably seeing a grenade tucked in the bunker was kind of a relief for them that they knew they are going die fast and won't be tortured for what they did with those MG42's. You only got a second left before that tossed stick grenade explodes to think about your partner or children for the very last time, or your parents still, because you are still young in your twenties who didn't do shit, only your government.
I guess war wasn't really fun for anyone, it was a kill or be killed, or even tortured situation for many, many soldiers.
Even worse, imagine the elder German men who served in the trenches of WW1 as 18y old boys. 4y of hell, some of which lived through the entire experience. To then get conscripted back into service and sent to the Eastern front at the end of the war when the situation was already severely deteriorated for Germany.
Even if there is only one motherf*cker who did this and lived to tell the tale. I am 100% sure he never felt fear doing anything in his life past that. Aside from the PTSD he most likely dealt with. I bet there have been only a handful who could have said that.
There is an episode of Mark Felton, where he talks about the defense of Berlin by the Volkssturm.
There was a Siemens factory in Berlin filled with older men, most of which had served in WW1 but became factory workers and technicians after the war, they all got issued rifles and MG’s. They fought in the Siemens factory trying to hold the Russians off. There were worse ways to die in that war than having one last stand against the Russians with your former comrades.
Of the 770 men, about 50 survived the 3 day fight. But they gave the Russians hell and successfully slowed their advance.
HANS! RELEASE ZE MACHINE GUN, ALL FOR THE FATHERLAND
The stormtrooper got me lmao
Was not expecting the "it's a machine gun" clip to find it's way here!
An unexpected, but *most welcome,* mashup! 😂
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika!
Heiß von hunderttausend
kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Erika.
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht
ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika!
Thanks!
Give him a Mg 42, and he'll give you Europe.
Uk: bruh not again💀
Uk: bruh not again💀
imagine they found the stalheilm while jack hammering the ground.
the storm trooper falling down the stairs had me😂😂😂
Me: I wonder what the first ever LMG model that ever made in Germany?
This dude:
His inner German finally came out
I'm German and I can confirm this happens every 2 - 5 days.
Deutschland 😂
Verstehst du Mich?
@@Slungus_bunny69 Ja.
@@TrickOrRetreat More Like Almania
When WWII get stuck into your head
The moustache gave him that enormous power
Steiners counter attack envisioned:
I can't even tell if what that word was is actually German.. to me it sounds like this.
*ICHLLEICHTEN!!!*
He just screams Deutschland
@@Samsok013 In that case, it's more like "Für Deutschland"
@@maekultsumaika1987 he doesn't say that.
@@Samsok013 Nah I know, I picked up the other day that it meant reloading.
it sounds like "DER REICHSTAG!"
TF where has this been! The god dang sounds are perfect
When you make a ww2 joke to your german friend
I half expected him to pick a yell "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN "
As someone who's half German this makes me Raise one arm for some reason.
This video taught me more about Germany than most history classes
Not gonna lie, this almost cures my depression
Only if you're the one being fired at
楽しそうで何よりw
そうだなwww
This is the video that describes that one guy on Rust with an M249 on his roof when we see’s a new guy spawn on the beech.
The first wehrmacht soldier test firing the MG42 while high on meth colourised 🤣
Last time a German go this kind of weaponry it didn’t end well…
Putin: "I heard there were some ethnic Russians in Germany..."
I haven’t laughed in awhile like this. Thank you lmao
now we know not to mess with a german with a jack hamer
this is a certified hood classic
UNTERDRÜCKUNGSFEUER!!!!!!!
*He's too powerful to be left alive*
This is real art. Don't let snobs say it otherwise.
His moustache just...Matches so good
He Looks like the famous Austrian Painter.
Technically, the Stormtrooper was friendly fire.
The omega form of the meme it is truly awe inspiring
0:07 mg42 part
0:17 panzerfaust part
His jackhammer is so op it can destroy an m4 Sherman
Да что угодно может уничтожить шерман
@@АртемПлясунов-ж4о )
@@АртемПлясунов-ж4о Except for German small arms
これほんと好き😭
when it's so funny that 7.92×57mm can pen the Sherman M4A2E8 on its side armor which is 51 mm thicc boi.
for the Americans, its 2 inch
All of the clips got me dying 💀💀💀
Edit: the second clip made me die 💀💀
Put this stuff on repeat in history class..
Aced it
Jackhammer aren't just machineguns
EVERYTHING IS A MACHINE GUN
Hitler 2.0 be like:
With Panzerlied playing in the background! Sweet!!
It's just a perfect, amazing work 🤣🤣👍
We need a 1 hour version
As a german i can approve that this is true
This is beautiful. My grandpa went down on the floor as my phone was on full volume
when veteran watch this im confrim they are going to have flash back in the old days😎
Oh no RUN the German has a jackhammer and thinks it is a machine gun 😂 😂 great video!
hahah this kills me with laughter he is ze german super soldier
Uber soldaten.
@@cirinosaldana4289 ja