Thank you for having musical segments at the end for your musical guests. Makes it feel more like a variety/comedy show. The comedians get their time to shine in the conversation or the skits, so great to give the musicians a chance to share their talent too.
I have officially learned my lesson to not EVER have any sort of drink in my mouth if (or when) an intro skit comes on. Thanks a lot you hilarious bastards, now I gotta clean this shit up. 😅
It was ok, I haven’t laughed hard since I went to see Joey Diaz he’s one of the funniest people ever on stage, his show is good but not as good as this, but his standup was unreal, I don’t think any of these people could do that on stage like he did
35:56 Wow. And all this time, I thought that I was the only person who had sleep paralysis dreams of aliens/goblins sitting on quarter black's chest... ...though mine are a little less "E.T." and a little more "German scat fetish."
My friend from high school actually found his biological family after being adopted and raised by loving Jewish parents and he was shocked by the antisemitism he was faced with. True story.
So having seen Garrett solo and Dave solo. They’re better together for sure. Without Garrett there’s no current cultural relevance. And without Dave it’s not enough comedy. The age gap is a great duo!
Her sign didn't say "Looking for a Husband"... it said "Looking for a Husbad". Was the misspelling of the sign intentional? If not it is hilarious. So Elliot Paige is making a movie acting as herself... how stunning and brave.
That opening skit reminds me of the only picture that I have of my dad. Well, it's just a picture of a guy running away.. but mama said it was my daddy. She said that she knows for sure I'm his from the way my ass cups in her hand🥰
Started going to a Naz church 2 blocks away. They are basically Methodist. It's ok here in Ohio. I have good discernment. The Pastor and his wife are good people. Love God. Love others. Point people to Jesus. Legit.
I'll share my story, it's about UFOs over Fresno California. I was in the Sierra mountains facing Fresno city in oakhurst. Me and my lady were outside just sitting then I noticed the 3 light triangle shape hovering over fresno, so we started joking about aliens then from the other side of the mountain military helicopter flew over us towards them about 5 in total, and by the time the helicopter hit madera the lights took off. Then years later I seen a quick image in a video they were trying to sell right about UFO sightings and the one in Fresno was in the commercial. So someone recorder it. To think about, it would be cool if that UFO just started firing on the military and I got to witness it personally. The helos where Apache so they meant business just had to add.
What the hell, I'll share mine too. Driving on hwy 136 between dawsonville and Gainesville Georgia, just after dark. When I came up to a bridge crossing the lake there were a couple of cars stopped in the middle of the road, the occupants standing in the road looking up at a massive object hovering just above the tree tops. Triangular shaped, maybe fifty feet long, although I can't back up that estimate. Just a guess. I stopped, my wife and I stepped out and there was no sound of any kind of engine. I decided it was the smart move not to hang around, so I turned around and left. There were no lights on the thing. I make no claim about what it was, only that I saw it.
There’s a dog trainer named Peter Cain. He has a whole series about this Bigfoot he has in his freezer. It’s hilarious. He thaws some parts out. Eats some and gets super powers. He made the parts out of meat and dog hair but it looks pretty real. Highly recommend it.
Have you ever seen dr reeds alien burrito from 1996? This guys dog supposedly got killed by this alien and so he hit it in the head with a stick, wrapped it in a thermal blanket and put it in its freezer
ruclips.net/video/gP-0WnczDKI/видео.htmlsi=7r6cQxVuBFwEAwNq here’s an update from the guy I haven’t watched it yet I’ve only seen the original videos it’s looks pretty real, not sure if it’s been “debunked” or what if this is a hoax it’s a good one lol
I originally met him through the raven video. I think I remember him talking about Sasquatch taking his wife or it... graping him or something like that?
I know it's a comedy show, but you're bringing up genuinely fascinating topics that some spend their entire lives studying. You didn't do any digging. Making fun of people who "believe" sasquatch is just another animal on Earth, a fact of daily life, is low hanging fruit. People who live close to the land in remote places, especially native people, have to deal with the existence of these creatures today and have for thousands of years. There's also a body count associated with that topic. Women and children taken and never seen again, homes destroyed, pets killed. A hunter found folded backwards and stuffed into the passenger side footwell of his truck. A farmer found lying on his kitchen floor, his head a distance away on the front lawn being guarded by his dog. It's not mythology, it's not Native superstition, it's not hillbilly moonshine chatter.
I remember those figures in the boxes, they were made in my buddy Boracho's kiln. Man, Jalisco was fun in 2018! Hopefully that guy landed the label he was talking about after finishing that bottle of Ilegal. God speed, brochacho!
That opening sketch is good enough to be turned into a full-length movie.
That's fine, but leave the jack rag
"It's 11AM."
Shut up and take my money!
good luck
I stand with dave's dad, err possible dad
Thank you for having musical segments at the end for your musical guests. Makes it feel more like a variety/comedy show. The comedians get their time to shine in the conversation or the skits, so great to give the musicians a chance to share their talent too.
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I have officially learned my lesson to not EVER have any sort of drink in my mouth if (or when) an intro skit comes on. Thanks a lot you hilarious bastards, now I gotta clean this shit up. 😅
I had the most WTF laughs I've ever had watching that skit XD
It was ok, I haven’t laughed hard since I went to see Joey Diaz he’s one of the funniest people ever on stage, his show is good but not as good as this, but his standup was unreal, I don’t think any of these people could do that on stage like he did
@williambarringer6513 Comedy is subjective but holy shit Dave and Matt were fucking hilarious when I saw them. They brought the house down
Don't worry, you're not alone! 😂
@@williambarringer6513 who? Cares..
Dave, QB, and Angela you guys are awesome and look like you're having a blast working with each other
"Whiskey?"
"It's 11 am -.-"
"Key bump?"
Hahaha, dude sounds like a blast : D
52 more minutes? The hell am I expected to do until it starts? Drink whiskey and yell at squirrels?
Either or
Check if your toilets clean
Potato po-ta-toe
Yes
@Thats_a_lot_of_Potatoes they're my only friends
Dude that opening skit had me dying laughing! 🤣 I rewound it a few times!
The intro song really is the best..
Thank you guys for making the news tolerable
Best thing on Blaze. Key bump? Ahh yes.
Opening skit was SOLID!
Great job guys!
I used to hate crowders skits, Dave was always the best part of that show
Derek Richards too convincing as a dead beat dad haha.
I hear that , good acting , rare nowadays 😁
He should be a reoccurring character
Dave is awesome
"You're kind of a queef... I mean that as a compliment."
Lol
Dude that guy in the strip club in the intro could easily be in a comdey movie like "knocked up" or something. Dudes a savage
-Whiskey??
-its 11am...
-Key Bump??
🤣🤣😂
"Respect the Chupacabra" should be on a T-shirt!
I love the intro music
The intro clips are truly art over here..
I love this show, always has me laughing throughout 😂
Yeah I'm just afraid because all the good blaze shows end because of sexual assault
BEST INTRO EVER
... and i am going to hell
Perfect show. Not long enough 👌👏👍
Outro song is straight fire 🔥
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More openings like that please, I am still crying from laughing so hard.
I do enjoy ending my day with a few laughs
You gotta respect the Chupacabra.
I laughed at that for 2 minutes straight. Great show tonight!
Omg that sketch so f'ed up but hilarious
Now, that opening scene is FUNNY!
I'm so glad you guys put the musical guests at the end, so I don't have to miss any of the show when I skip it
One of your funniest opening sketches
35:56
Wow. And all this time, I thought that I was the only person who had sleep paralysis dreams of aliens/goblins sitting on quarter black's chest...
...though mine are a little less "E.T." and a little more "German scat fetish."
I don’t like that
Sounds... enticing.
Jay quists song at the end was dope
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1/4 Black and Dave are Great Together. Keep up the great work
Don’t you guys go ANYWHERE! this show and Fleccas and RRB are the only thing keeping me going anymore. ❤❤❤❤
Michelle Obama!😂 he did itstraight-faced!!😂😂😂
What is really sad is that these Aliens from Mexico actually brought some form of identification..🤣
We need a continuation of the opening sketch.
Bro I can’t wait to see you guys get more views
I always hated crowders skits, but Dave needs his own tv show
Yeah his skits typically have an I threshing premise but the execution comes off a bit amateurish and like "hey! Here's the joke! Get it?"
Same here. Crowder just tries too hard to be funny when he's really not. Dave actually is funny
I agree, but there was one good sketch he had. The polite racist. It’s actually hilarious! 😂
You can tell which ones were Dave’s initial ideas now he has this show. I think crowder had better production value but Dave was definitely brains.
the 'Moses' skit with Angela was absolutely hilarious. 'i think this baby has Asperger's'
“I love the blowhole” - Nobody ever, except Dave 😂
Best intro SKIT EVER...
holy fuck 🤣👍🍺🇦🇺
I really appreciate you guys uploading so frequent, takes alot of work, I’d buy y’all an 8-ball to help out if I had any money
It's okay bro you can send me that ball. I'll put it togood use I promise
And “half cocked” joke for the win!!! 🖖✌️
A dolphin casting couch would be a funny sketch ‘if you want a life in this industry you’ll get in that water!’
"Half cocked". . . I literally lol'd
My friend from high school actually found his biological family after being adopted and raised by loving Jewish parents and he was shocked by the antisemitism he was faced with. True story.
Christmas!? Ah, good. Ya know, Feldman. Coullda gone either way.
It cut to a commercial for beef it's what's for dinner right before the Mexican Congress bit.😂
Didn't see Glenn Beck being involved in the best sketch comedy since The Chappelle's Show.
Velvet Taco... 🤣☠️👏🏾💐
Her laugh is amazing. Keep up the good work y’all.
She is cute
So having seen Garrett solo and Dave solo. They’re better together for sure. Without Garrett there’s no current cultural relevance. And without Dave it’s not enough comedy. The age gap is a great duo!
That song at the end by Jayquist was 🔥!!!
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that skit was priceless
Thankyou, if laughing extends my life 15 seconds I gained 9 lives watching this show. Now I identify as a cat. mEoOoW🐈⬛
“Some fat white girl brings home her alien” 😂😂😂
That's the kind of dad I am going to be. Or I guess I already am.
Feldman? That could go either way
this is great shit
Love the show. Keep it up
Love you guys!
I love Dave's new live reads.
Her sign didn't say "Looking for a Husband"... it said "Looking for a Husbad". Was the misspelling of the sign intentional? If not it is hilarious.
So Elliot Paige is making a movie acting as herself... how stunning and brave.
Remember kids: it's till jaywalking even if you're in a wheelchair.
"yeah well. I piss blood."
HAHAH
The theme song is dope
well played
I thought this was blaze..😂😂
Love this show,thanks peeps.
That opening skit reminds me of the only picture that I have of my dad. Well, it's just a picture of a guy running away.. but mama said it was my daddy. She said that she knows for sure I'm his from the way my ass cups in her hand🥰
06:35 oh that was exquisite! 👍🏻☕️😆
I be laughing for real
They look like the dehydrated corpses of the little aliens that are in the Human Shells that had Orions Belt in the original Men in Black
That's skitted to be getting with dark and super funny. I wasn't sure about the show but in acting he's perfect.
Damn it Dave
Top 3 opener tonight.
Started going to a Naz church 2 blocks away. They are basically Methodist. It's ok here in Ohio. I have good discernment. The Pastor and his wife are good people. Love God. Love others. Point people to Jesus. Legit.
"What kind of bait do you put out for 'Bigfeet'?"
Uhm... Big shoes?
Please upload your Christian rap! That was hilarious
I'll share my story, it's about UFOs over Fresno California. I was in the Sierra mountains facing Fresno city in oakhurst. Me and my lady were outside just sitting then I noticed the 3 light triangle shape hovering over fresno, so we started joking about aliens then from the other side of the mountain military helicopter flew over us towards them about 5 in total, and by the time the helicopter hit madera the lights took off. Then years later I seen a quick image in a video they were trying to sell right about UFO sightings and the one in Fresno was in the commercial. So someone recorder it. To think about, it would be cool if that UFO just started firing on the military and I got to witness it personally. The helos where Apache so they meant business just had to add.
"Fire in the Sky" based on a true story
What the hell, I'll share mine too.
Driving on hwy 136 between dawsonville and Gainesville Georgia, just after dark. When I came up to a bridge crossing the lake there were a couple of cars stopped in the middle of the road, the occupants standing in the road looking up at a massive object hovering just above the tree tops. Triangular shaped, maybe fifty feet long, although I can't back up that estimate. Just a guess.
I stopped, my wife and I stepped out and there was no sound of any kind of engine. I decided it was the smart move not to hang around, so I turned around and left.
There were no lights on the thing.
I make no claim about what it was, only that I saw it.
Carbon dating is a joke
Dave's solution for peace in society is project blue beam😂
There’s a dog trainer named Peter Cain. He has a whole series about this Bigfoot he has in his freezer. It’s hilarious. He thaws some parts out. Eats some and gets super powers. He made the parts out of meat and dog hair but it looks pretty real. Highly recommend it.
Have you ever seen dr reeds alien burrito from 1996? This guys dog supposedly got killed by this alien and so he hit it in the head with a stick, wrapped it in a thermal blanket and put it in its freezer
ruclips.net/video/gP-0WnczDKI/видео.htmlsi=7r6cQxVuBFwEAwNq here’s an update from the guy I haven’t watched it yet I’ve only seen the original videos it’s looks pretty real, not sure if it’s been “debunked” or what if this is a hoax it’s a good one lol
I originally met him through the raven video.
I think I remember him talking about Sasquatch taking his wife or it... graping him or something like that?
@williambarringer6513 what else was he supposed to do with the killer of his dog
@williambarringer6513 yea that video is wicked
Great rap!
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"there's not many left" lololol
I know it's a comedy show, but you're bringing up genuinely fascinating topics that some spend their entire lives studying. You didn't do any digging. Making fun of people who "believe" sasquatch is just another animal on Earth, a fact of daily life, is low hanging fruit. People who live close to the land in remote places, especially native people, have to deal with the existence of these creatures today and have for thousands of years. There's also a body count associated with that topic. Women and children taken and never seen again, homes destroyed, pets killed. A hunter found folded backwards and stuffed into the passenger side footwell of his truck. A farmer found lying on his kitchen floor, his head a distance away on the front lawn being guarded by his dog. It's not mythology, it's not Native superstition, it's not hillbilly moonshine chatter.
Derek is one funny s.o.b. played that intro perfectly😅
I don't know if that ending was a monty python reference or not.
I swear this show always goes by too fast, keep it coming gents (and lady)
To me, these "aliens" look like they could be made out of paper maché
"Angela The Enthused"
Word
So these aliens are 1000 yrs old found deep in a mine in layers hundreds of thousands if not millions of years old 😂
I remember those figures in the boxes, they were made in my buddy Boracho's kiln. Man, Jalisco was fun in 2018! Hopefully that guy landed the label he was talking about after finishing that bottle of Ilegal. God speed, brochacho!
You guys could maybe get a Jordan Peterson camio soon. I'm trying to imagine Dave and Jordan interacting.
Tune in to the next episode of MTVs 16 and PROBED
Hey, I finally caught the aliens. They have a podcast.
Lets be honest, if those eggs were real, they would have cut them out for further examination.
Bruh. Dat cold open doh.
20:05
"It's James- the Nigha hatin' dolphin!!!"
Still a fan. Lol
His paw was right about 911.