Because he was a lad and he ate for 4 dozen eggs to help him to get large, and now that he’s grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he’s roughly the size of a barge.
Assuming that Gaston is a 27-year-old man, he started eating 4 dozen eggs at the age of 3. Three years old is around the age of a lad. Also when he was large (Around the age of 18) he started eating 5 dozen eggs. So, Gaston ate 48 eggs a day for 15 years or 5475 days. So between the years of 3-18 Gaston consumed 262800 eggs + 4 leap days adding up to 262992 eggs in 15 years. Between the ages of 19 to currently 27, he has consumed 175200 eggs + 2 leap days adding up to 175320. So in all, Gaston has eaten approximately 438,312 in his lifetime. A dozen of eggs today cost about 3$, So if you want to be large like Gaston, you would have to pay 109,578$ to help you get large.
@@vicenzogames5535 egral teg em pleh ot gninrom yreve sgge nezod ruof eta I dal a saw I nehw (Hint: read it backwards lel also me and me sis laughed so hard at this part)
Gaston: eats 6 eggs whole at once me: can’t even a swallow a pill right Edit: y’all need to chill the hell out about my pfp XD So what if you don’t like gacha? Big deal lmao
And now that I'm grown, I eat FIVE DOZEN EGGS *SO I'M ROUGHLY* *T H E S I Z E O F A* *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *JUH!*
"The makeup of eggs shells is very similar to our bones and teeth so it's no surprise that egg shells promote bone and teeth health. According to this study, egg shells are a great source of natural calcium. Half an egg shell can provide you with the recommended daily calcium intake." When Gaston was a lad as he said, he probably needed every bit of calcium. Now, he better cut down. He's getting a lot of cholesterol from the yolks.
U can’t exactly live large if you’re dead and also it’d be sad if the video buffered and you missed the part where he said “When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs”
Mom: Why cant you play with the _neighboor's child?_ the neighboor's child: _WHEN I WAS AN _*_E G G_*_ I ATE 4 DOZEN _*_L A D S_*_ EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET _*_L A R G E._*
@@doomslayer5399 _well i did not know cuz i dont scroll through comments most of the time_ *i only like to be funny,* not a copier. (and im not liying Ok?)
Everyone's laughing about the *_H A I R_* or _f o u r d o z e n l a d s_ while i'm laughing at the part where Gaston straight-up blasts eggs up from out of his mouth
he received about 6912 grams of protein in that time he consumed about 23 times the amount of protein an average person would consume in a year if he continued consuming the same amount of eggs each day he would receive 2522880 grams (2522.88 kg/about 5562 lbs) of protein at the end of the year 8460 times the amount the average person received at the end of the year
Good thing everyone in the castle became human and thus need to now eat breakfast, because without Gaston the local egg economy would probably collapse
When I Was A Lad I Ate Four Dozen Eggs Every Morning To Help Me Get Laaaaarge is such a great Disney villain. Though, I’m not entirely sure why they went with such a long name, it’s a real mouthful.
i think he's a little too excited with that modest patch of chest hair. Did you see his arms? spotlessly hairless, they were. "every inch of me is covered in hair" *scoffs* ludicrous, I tell you! The guy's head is practically floating from all the compliments his posse of yes-men shower him.
At the early junctures of my life in which one would identify my mortal vessel with the body of a young adolescent male, I would consume precisely four score and eight eggs - every twenty four hours between the break of day (in which rays of light derived from the center of our solar system begin to reflect on the surface of the earth) and midday (in which our planet has rotated around it's axis into a particular position, giving the appearance that the sun is directly above us at a ninety degree angle) - providing me with a sufficient dosage of natural sustenance strong enough to produce a strong bodily reaction in which my organs digest the nutrients they receive, generating enough energy to initiate a substantial growth in physical stature with time as a factor.
Sufficent? Consuming this many WHOLE breakfast items will surely lead to high blood pressure sooner or later. It's a wonder he even lived up to be old enough to ,ary before he died of TOO MANY EGGS
![[YTP] Gaston is Large](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oKufivN742Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![[YTP] Gaston is Large](/img/tr.png)
I sent this to my little brother
He ate 4 dozen eggs every morning and became large
Genius
what is he roughly the size of
trash
A barge
Oh God XD
@@tuesday6597 I saw him the other day, he was _ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A _*_BARGE_*
Gastons mom: Gast-
Gaston: *WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE 4 DOZEN E G G S TO HELP ME GET L A R G E*
Gaston's mom: *weeps, for whenever she says her son's name he consumes mass quantities of eggs*
what does he mean by large tho
Thicc
@@mushrooms_and_monstercans buff
*gulp gulp gulp*
To sum up the number of raw, shelled eggs he chocked on, its 144 in total.
No one eats 144 eggs in one video like gaston
@@valentinogreen7251 no one chokes on 144 eggs after eating them in 1 video like Gaston
Stu that's 144 eggs
The average egg has about 80 calories in it, and since Gaston 144, that is 80 * 144 which equals 11520 calories of egg ALONE
@@ghotlygamer oh god no wonder Gaston died
No lads were harmed in the production of this egg.
Budr Meqdadi 😂😂😂😂😂😂
TrexTheDino Gaming same!
Help im laughing so hard😂😂
LeFou: "Gosh, it disturbs me to see you-"
Gaston: *eats eggs tearfully*
Ronnie Byte I’m ur 600th like
I'm surprised he hasnt choked yet
@@cattata01-_-38 The tears he swallows help the eggs go down which prevent any kind of choking.
Ronnie Byte
Achivment unlocked: Making me laugh in the middle of Target
Lol
I DIED at 4:00
When I was an *egg* I ate four dozen lads
At first i didnt notice it but now i hear it
Your Mom: "You should play with the neighbor's kid."
The Neighbor's kid:
Congratulations on your transition, Gaston.
Gaston confirmed trans
Doctor: what came first the chicken or the egg
Me an intellectual: *G* *A* *S* *T* *O* *N*
WHEN I WAS I LAD I ATE 4 DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE
I'm going to throw up.
OxiClean LaundryStaneRemover Gaston went back in time in order to swallow 4 dozen eggs,stopping the chicken and the Egg from happening
@@loser.lunatic4089 you are the true intellectual
*WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE!*
Me- Gaston please stop you've eaten almost all of the eggs!
Gaston- Did I hear someone say Gaston?
Me- Oh no
Eats 12 dozen eggs because his name was said 3 times
@@dbooth3975 Nope. Technically, it was only "said" twice, and typed three times, the only one that was exclusively typed was the second "Gaston".
Harris XMMCCCLXXII
He was counting his own, but now it's 16 dozens
@@thilsiktonix OH NO YOU SAID HIS NAME TOO!
D Booth no the second one doesn’t count. it’s showing he was talking
*when i was a eggs i ate fours dozen lads*
IM PHYSICALLY DYING
onii-sans XD
*every morning to help me get L A R G E*
The tables have turned.
onii-sans the old switcharoo
Intergalactic Human Empire a
Day 9 of quarantine: Watching Gaston eat eggs
How's that going lol
Lmao what about now
Day 419: Watching Gaston eat eggs at 01:38 in a "school" night
Farmer: Honey where are the eggs
Her: Oh some guy took them all said something about getting large
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😏🤤😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏
LOL
Lol
4:01 this craked me up
"When i was an egg i ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get large"
The horror.
Eggs, Eating lads.
Watch tibia johnes video titled when gaston was a lad he ate 4 doz. Eggs to help him get barge. Its that but way better
HAHAHAHAHAHA shet I can't get it out of my head
Pffftt HAHAHAH *snort* HAHAHAHA
I’m the 600th like we only need 66 more XD
Everyone talking about the eggs eating lads but nobody’s gonna mention
3:41 H A I R
Thomas Dean THANK YOU! I lost my hearing to that 😂
I have headphones on why must you have timestamped this
UH
E G G S H A I R L A D G A S T O N
3:42
Friends: so what do you watch
Me: ... Its complicated
I know, right?
Dummy’s
@@AsianMan. I have four
Lol
My laptop keeps buffering I think it's trying to save me
Holleruk
ya might be on to something
*”ONLY EGGS CAN SUSTAIN ME”*
BRING ME EGGS
ur líkєѕ αrє αt 69 ѕσ ím nσt gσnnα ruín thαt
I AM YOUR CHARACTER ARC!
And every inch of me is covered in
*H A I R*
That part gets me every time
Then right afterwards he launches eggs like a fountain from his throat
I had headphones.
That *H A I R* was ear rape.
3:42
*cue the beast growling in a corner*
Why does this exist and why did click on it
Because this is the single greatest video on RUclips
And why did I watch it in its entirety
Cause women are attracted to men who eat 4 dozen eggs every morning.
Because he was a lad and he ate for 4 dozen eggs to help him to get large, and now that he’s grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he’s roughly the size of a barge.
when i was an egg i ate four dozen lads every morning to help me get large
lads*
Dashie The Drummer fixed it, sorry :o
You should be sorry. Gaston does not approve of this.
Dashie The Drummer absolutely unforgiveable.........im disgraced
I'm soviet Russia...
Lost it at "EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS"
MrDanmakuFellow Me too.
MrDanmakuFellow I lost it when he spat out all the eggs
lost it at *W H E N I WAS A E G G I A T E 4 D O Z E N L A D S*
seija
+Hina the Meme-ma ¡ʎluo puɐ ǝuo ǝɥʇ
Assuming that Gaston is a 27-year-old man, he started eating 4 dozen eggs at the age of 3. Three years old is around the age of a lad. Also when he was large (Around the age of 18) he started eating 5 dozen eggs. So, Gaston ate 48 eggs a day for 15 years or 5475 days. So between the years of 3-18 Gaston consumed 262800 eggs + 4 leap days adding up to 262992 eggs in 15 years. Between the ages of 19 to currently 27, he has consumed 175200 eggs + 2 leap days adding up to 175320. So in all, Gaston has eaten approximately 438,312 in his lifetime. A dozen of eggs today cost about 3$, So if you want to be large like Gaston, you would have to pay 109,578$ to help you get large.
Stephen O'Donnell you have to much time on your hands
How does Gaston not died of bad cholesterol at this point?
Stu Pot cus hes Gaston
It's even worse in the mind of little me. When I first saw the movie, I thought he said he ate four THOUSAND eggs every morning.
Kathryn Williams LARGE
Before: "When I was lad i ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get laarge!!"
After: *_EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS_*
2:08
This video in a eggshell:
*_When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs, every morning to help me get large_* has salmonella.
*E G G S H E L L*
Not funny :/
Cookie warrior 711
You seem fun.
Gaston is *REALLY* large now...
Zhoa LMFAO
Much larger than a barge
more like the literal Ocean
he got xxtruh thicc necc
3:39 And every last inch of me's covered with *H A I R*
Headphones warning...
Seriously, that nearly gave me a heart attack on top of hearing loss.
@@lannobile7260 ITS 23:13 PM AND I WAS AT MAX AUDIO
MY EARS!
It's even funnier the 19472th time
It's currently 2:22 in the morning for me and I was at medium volume and I just had a heart attack
I watched that without head phones and I still jumped
One half of me: why does this exist...
The other half of me: I N T R E S T I N G
Gaston: When i was a lad i ate 4 dozen...
Eggs: *pulls out uno reverse card*
How did this comment not have more likes? 😞
When I was an egg I ate four dozen lads every morning to help me get large
And now that I’m grown I eat 5 dozen lads so I’m roughly the size of a baaaaaaaaaaarge.
Eggs : hahahahaha
Gaston : please no...
Weeks later...
Bell : hay wares Gaston?
eggs : “ loud burp “ noware...
Inside of eggs : HELP!
421.th Like *_*Evil Laugh_**
Comments: *E G G S*
Me: *H A I R*
Comments E G G S
Also comments H A I R
Me who eats 1 dozen a month ;-;
How dare you to skip this joke from G
Gaston: 3:43
@@vicenzogames5535
egral teg em pleh ot gninrom yreve sgge nezod ruof eta I dal a saw I nehw
(Hint: read it backwards lel also me and me sis laughed so hard at this part)
elecric he ate 48 eggs a day
Biceps ♡0♡
An innocent person at the store buying eggs: *exists
Gaston: Are YoU CHalEngInG mE?
I'm trying to get large but Gaston keeps eating my eggs...
Dank Slav{-}7 Its the Gaston27
Is it TheGaston27?
Yeah, TheGaston27
Is it TheBarge27?
Who's TheGaston27...?
MinecrafterK3N I heard he was the first egg eater ever. Born from eggs.
...and then Gaston died of high cholesterol.
Purple Mage he fell of a cliff
Purple Mage HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LemmeSmash420 d NERDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
also btw nice username
LemmeSmash420 d
Hole
Lee
Shit.
then he died of salmonella
*WHEN I WAS A EGG I ATE 4 DOZEN LADS*
gaston died of eating lads
hi me
jazzcat10101 and Bonzi buddy lmfao
jazzcat10101 and Bonzi buddy LMFAO
*Eating lads intensifies*
4:37-4:39 played at .25x speed. Just remember every one of those frames were hand drawn.
Zoom in every time he swallows some eggs
5:06
"When I was an egg, I ate four dozen lads every morning to help me get large"
BlueShroom03 When I was an egg I are four dozen lads every large to help me get morning
BlueShroom03 took me a minute to get it...
Being an egg Is real tough, ya know
How does one sing while swallowing 4 DOZEN EGGS
Edit: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??!
that would be impressive
Lip sync
Brandon Hasn't Noooo waaaaaay
he has them deep throat skills
djkkm1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Imagine if someone says Gaston in the 4 dozen eggs scene. This video would be an endless loop
Nobody:
Gaston: 3:01 3:25
@@dbooth3975 everytime he kills someone his spred changes
Gaston: eats 6 eggs whole at once
me: can’t even a swallow a pill right
Edit: y’all need to chill the hell out about my pfp XD So what if you don’t like gacha? Big deal lmao
Reena De potato I can't even swallow a pill-
stfugcha.
I can’t drink water right I choke on it somehow
Milk makes it easier (trust me I have to take a pill every day)
Drink water then that's what I do because I can't swallow the pill either
*_H A I R_*
He winks when he said "inch"
Elcheer FUCK EUGH WHY NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jonah Brown I just wrote that before scrolling down....
Jonah Brown 3:42
Jonah Brown also 4:38
The lady in red is shaking her booty when the egg thing comes
T h i c c
toa Jaller inika I fucking cackled out loud
I have never fapped harder to Disney. Unless you count when Walt was alive...
eey bionicle
Bionicle is old af
They say he is still eating eggs to this very day
Andrew Ramlall do you mean *AHEM*
(in an Erie voice) "Legend says he's still eating eggs to this day"
legend says that he is still eating boys to this day
Andrew Ramlall if he was eating eggs right now he would die
And now that I'm grown, I eat
FIVE DOZEN EGGS
*SO I'M ROUGHLY*
*T H E S I Z E O F A*
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
*JUH!*
Dr Gamer dang, is he ok tho
1:27 it like these eggs are staring into my soul
STOP MOCKING ME
Eggs: *eggsist*
Gaston: Imma end this mans whole career
No it's imma eat this mans whole career
This comment needs more attention
Change end to eat and man to egg then 👌👌👌
petiototo I get it
eggsists = exists
Imma end you for this pun
EVERY LAST INCH OF ME IS COVERED WITH HAIR
every last inch of me is covered with *eggs*
specialkaybar *_HAIR_*
It made me jump at that part ;-;
He isnt lying
*H E L P M E L A R G E*
*So no one's gonna talk about how he just inhaled those whole eggs...*
While singing*
OmAgAwd I sTilL HaVen'T foUnd mAh BeRRieS HOBI IS BEST BOI
Me watching in the morning:
My mom: Wake up sweetie! We’re having scrambled eggs for breakfast!
And every last inch of me's covered with *_HAIR_*
Neddy K. _I SAW THIS COMMENT AND I STILL WASN'T READY FOR THE EARRAPE_
Random Nobody
THE SURPRISE ONLY MADE ME LAUGH HARDER
i wasnt ready for that
my ears are bleeding
Neddy K. I had a mini heart attack
Gaston : *pukes out eggs*
Me: “hmmm, interesting.”
Imagine if it came out with the shell and he is literally laying eggs with his mouth.
3:40
"And every last inch of me's covered with
*_EAR RAPE!"_*
I've always had the question, "Who the hell eats 48 eggs every morning?!??!??"
No one eats 48 eggs like gaston
Let alone 60!
Gaston
Bakers dozen or regular dozen?
People trying to get large
Gaston: *throws eggs in mouth*
*CHOKES ON EGG*
MoRe BeEr?
@@doomslayer5399 does it matter?
No gag reflex...
Strong and thick neck...
Hmmmmmm...
Lol
Nobody chokes like Gaston!
The way the egg just falls down his esophagus (didn’t sound right)
Congratulations! You just (Kinda) discovered *Vore*
@@keenankersh7944 Jesus christ
Egg-sophagus
Nobody:
My recommendation list at 3AM: _its time to get funky_
Cool Corner it’s close 1am here
Lol
this getting recommended to me at 1:52am
2:04
Me too
*”Every guy here wants to be you, Gaston.”*
nobody:
...
Gaston: *wHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN E-*
Nobody:
Everybody: nobody:
It should be
Everyone:
Guy: does something
LMAO
*IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SAYS "WHEN I WAS A LAG I FOUR DOZEN EGGS TO HELP ME GET LARG" NOT LARGE*
Gasto_
“NO ONE SAYS NO TO-“
“When I was a lad”
"I ate four dozen eggs"
No, no he has a point
stfugcha
Garmatti g a r
Are you having a seizure
Or did you just slam your keyboard?
@@May-is-my-day_KYLE think he meant STFU gacha, but he merged them together
He ate the shells....
*_iT HeLPs hiM gEt LArGe_*
That fucking monster
Ew
"The makeup of eggs shells is very similar to our bones and teeth so it's no surprise that egg shells promote bone and teeth health. According to this study, egg shells are a great source of natural calcium. Half an egg shell can provide you with the recommended daily calcium intake." When Gaston was a lad as he said, he probably needed every bit of calcium. Now, he better cut down. He's getting a lot of cholesterol from the yolks.
He also ate them raw too, salmonella risk right there
3:39 Almost had a heart attack.
Doctor: You got 5 minutes and 23 seconds left to live.
Me:
Viktor Göran No regrets here.
U can’t exactly live large if you’re dead and also it’d be sad if the video buffered and you missed the part where he said “When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs”
3:41 *H A I R*
4:01 When I was an *egg* I ate four dozen *lads* every morning to help me get large
Haha
*WhEn I wAs An EgG i AtE 4 dOzEn LaDs EvErY mOrNiNg To HeLp Me gEt LaRgE*
BuT NoW tHat iM GrOwN I eAT 5 dOzEN lAdS, sO iM rOugHly tHe sIzE oF aN ANT
Crystal Huntress *T O H E L P M Y D I C K G E T L U A R G E*
*NOOOOO OOOONE....FAPS LIKE SCARCE*
*_thicc not large_*
So this is the prequel to Gaston regurgitating 4000 eggs
Mom: Why cant you play with the _neighboor's child?_
the neighboor's child:
_WHEN I WAS AN _*_E G G_*_ I ATE 4 DOZEN _*_L A D S_*_ EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET _*_L A R G E._*
『ⓃⓄ𑁍🅞🅝🅔』 Gaston is your neighbor? thats cool.
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Copied Comment
@@doomslayer5399
_well i did not know cuz i dont scroll through comments most of the time_
*i only like to be funny,* not a copier.
(and im not liying Ok?)
Dloop Floop No, it’s *e*
Grandchild: How did you get so large?
Me:
WHEN I WAS A LAD-
Bro I almost died when I saw thisXD
-I ATE 4 DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE
This is golden 🤭👍
spoilprin913 i
I love this comment so darn much
*he sAID **_EGGS_** 45 TIMES*
Now multiple that by 12
SANS THE SKELETON 540
@@irefusetochangemyprofilepi508 you mean 48
GhostMaster Nobody 2,160
@@christopherwallace7903 why when i was a lad i ate two thousand eggs every morning to help me get large!
3:15 a quick break from egg eating to kill a table
This killed me in a good way, especially after the slowed down clip.
Gaston: GASTOOOOONNNN
4 Dozen eggs: AM I A JOKE TO U?!?!
“When I was a egg I ate four-dozen lads”
-Gaston 2017
Hold up
JORDANA SWAYZE you are very welcome.
Stolen
Alex Nguyen No? I didn’t see anyone else comment this, if someone else did then I’m sorry, but we just had the same idea
When is that?
And every last inch of me is covered in
*H A I R*
me: wait- 0.0
stawp 😬
Lmaoo that was my reaction 🤣🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️
💀I'm sorry
@@jelloello9592 don't be
I scared my dog with. 🤦♀️🤣🤣h A i R
3:41 I was listening to this with my headphones at full blast, and now all I hear is ringing
Alright the ringing stopped.
How many of yous actually sat through the whole thing?
Chloe Bradley Guilty
Chloe Bradley As charged! XD
Chloe Bradley oh no ive been found out
oops
Chloe Bradley me
*_[hair intensifies]_*
*lad intensifies*
*Ate Intensifies*
*Dozen intensifies* :v
*HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
People in 1980: I bet in the future we will have flying cars!
People now: Gaston but every time someone says Gaston he eats four dozen eggs
Peter Griffin thankyou Peter btw how is stewie
This was two years ago
Croto Lamo ???
Humanity has really evolved
stealthgaming26 YT id rather have this than flying cars tbh
4:39
Everyone: *sings*
Gaston *shoots*
*Nuke happens*
Where the hell is Gaston getting all these eggs? Is he stealing them from HowToBasic?
Marato 78 that would mean his chickens lay 48 eggs EVERY MORNING.
He threatened to beat the bartender, if he will not serve him those eggs.
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 oh shi- That's pretty dark.
4:00
"When I was an egg I ate 4 dozen lads."
And that is how we get baby chicks.
*H E L P M E G E T L A R G E*
Now this, this is an example of an enjoyable meme that can stand the test of time, even years after it was made.
Ikr I completely forgot I made a comment 5 years ago making a joke that eggs.exe had stopped working 😅
I can't shake the feeling he ate four dozen eggs..
Sydney Roy every morning, too.
I cant shake the feeling that he ate 1152 eggs
Flowey The Weed
Me too
Sydney Roy Worse is, they were all RAW eggs with shell and all
Sydney Roy I think he ate alot more than that....2:07
Everyone's laughing about the *_H A I R_* or _f o u r d o z e n l a d s_ while i'm laughing at the part where Gaston straight-up blasts eggs up from out of his mouth
I laugh at it all
I was laughing at that too lol
I'm straight up dying from this comment
Isaiah Ironic World get your gaston egg blaster now and now for a limited time you can get him in sniper form
Dat skill doe
I was watching this at 4 in the morning and suddenly the whole house heard HAIR 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good luck
🤣🤣🤣 3:41
Lol
Bro im in the same situation
Husband: where are the eggs?
Wife: oh a nice guy came in and told me something about getting the size of a barge
[CHOLESTEROL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION]
The steam kid he burns through the cholesterol to increase his strength
@LeadFaunYes but not too much though bc it will clog up the vessels especially in the heart and brain
he received about 6912 grams of protein
in that time he consumed about 23 times the amount of protein an average person would consume in a year
if he continued consuming the same amount of eggs each day he would receive 2522880 grams (2522.88 kg/about 5562 lbs) of protein at the end of the year 8460 times the amount the average person received at the end of the year
Dank holy eggs you did your math and research huh?
Why do math in a meme video?
Explains why hes so *l a r g e*
Ярослав Абрамовиц what about the cholesterol
GASTON HOW ARE YOU NO DEAD?!
Good thing everyone in the castle became human and thus need to now eat breakfast, because without Gaston the local egg economy would probably collapse
I counted 6 eggs
CLICKBAIT
Baby Yoda wait a fucking second
@@user-el1dt8or9l hold tf up who is the real one
He ate 2 at a time
GASP
i have an english exam in four hours what am i doing here
Angelina Téa I agree, I have a geometry regents tomorrow :|
Angelina Téa You are witnessing a man get large.
I have a Science test tomorrow 😂
Did it went well?
Trying to get large?
this is the internet i signed up for.
When I Was A Lad I Ate Four Dozen Eggs Every Morning To Help Me Get Laaaaarge is such a great Disney villain. Though, I’m not entirely sure why they went with such a long name, it’s a real mouthful.
Am I the only one who jumped a tiny bit at the, "And every last inch of me' covered with HAIR!!!!!" ? ? ?
MsMargo562 Nope, I sang the whole song, in math class... Out loud, while in the middle of an angles test...
I was just at that part as I read this comment lol
MsMargo562
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i think he's a little too excited with that modest patch of chest hair. Did you see his arms? spotlessly hairless, they were. "every inch of me is covered in hair" *scoffs* ludicrous, I tell you! The guy's head is practically floating from all the compliments his posse of yes-men shower him.
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At the early junctures of my life in which one would identify my mortal vessel with the body of a young adolescent male, I would consume precisely four score and eight eggs - every twenty four hours between the break of day (in which rays of light derived from the center of our solar system begin to reflect on the surface of the earth) and midday (in which our planet has rotated around it's axis into a particular position, giving the appearance that the sun is directly above us at a ninety degree angle) - providing me with a sufficient dosage of natural sustenance strong enough to produce a strong bodily reaction in which my organs digest the nutrients they receive, generating enough energy to initiate a substantial growth in physical stature with time as a factor.
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TLDR: *WHEN I WAS A LAD I ATE FOUR DOZEN EGGS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GET LARGE*
4 score and eight eggs would be 88. 4 dozen eggs is 48.
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Sufficent? Consuming this many WHOLE breakfast items will surely lead to high blood pressure sooner or later. It's a wonder he even lived up to be old enough to ,ary before he died of TOO MANY EGGS
Me at the store: where did all the eggs go
Me sees Gaston: that makes more sense
Gaston: Did I hear my name
Me: no don’t we need eggs
Gaston: *When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs to help me get large*
Me, whispering: _s t o p_
This is so incredibly relevant now😂
HowToBasic: am I a joke to you?
The more I listen to the dozen eggs part.
How does he *swollow* the eggs without *Choking*
Edit: *Oh god he chews a belt, that's healthy*
*Legends say he ate so much eggs that he became more T H I C C then Moto moto*
*oh god*
At least he likes it, am I right? (This is a bad joke, it's ok if you don't get it but Moto Moto likes em big and chunky)
@@alecvanderhaegen9394 T_T
But not thicker than richardo
*THICC* *BATTLE* *OF* *THE* *MILLENIUM*
*I LIKE'EM BIG*
4:39 *NO ONE SHITS LIKE GASTON*
RhubsieMSP LMAO I HEARD THAT
RhubsieMSP Its all those eggs
I couldn't hear it
Nicklaus Kindelberger Those darn, darn eggs..
It's all the eggs he eats
*NO ONE'S THICC AS GASTON*
Only came here to comment - Every time that they say Gaston, I think of Sidon from Loz Breath of the wild!
Only came here to comment No one's thicc as when I was a lad I hate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large*
I hear he's especially good at decorating.
When I was a barge I ate 4 dozen lads every morning to help me get egg
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I don't even know how the song is supposed to go anymore. XD
Do you hear that?
It's How To Basics crying.
They are tears of joy as someone else understands his cause
When Gaston was born :
Mom : ima name him Gaston
Gaston: when I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs to help me get largeeeee
His moms POV : I want to die.
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*100 like noises*