Michael is walking at a mild pace towards you, he is immortal and will never stop, no matter where you are. If he ever touches you, you die immediately.
That depends. Some feint at the mere suggestion of torture. But typically the ones who break the fastest are those who have too high an opinion of themselves.
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I don’t know why, but I get a sort of primal fear when Vsauce was just looking into the camera, I was expecting a jumpscare, and when it never came,all I’m left with is the feeling that Vsauce is a few miles away from me.
@@ArcanineEspeon 0:02 you can see second Michael in the background standing in front of the door put his glasses on You would have to be blind not to see it
Amazing prank idea: have a speaker outside, and send this video to a friend/family member in the same room as you. Watch them react to the video, and then start playing this music on the outside speaker. The rest is history 😈
you should edit a clip of michael in a forest as well, with him running.. should be on his mind field scariest thing vid, then him screaming audio underlayed 🤣
Thanks for recommending me this. Here it is: ruclips.net/video/6VEODrot3ro/видео.html Sadly, i couldnt find a good clip of him running, so i had to make a different ending. Hope you enjoy
Your speed is probably enough to escape me. Or is it? The average human running speed varies based on factors like age, fitness, and gender. A comfortable jog is typically around 5-6 mph (8-10 km/h), equivalent to a 12-15 minute mile (7.5-9.3 min/km). When running moderately, it's around 8-10 mph (13-16 km/h), akin to a 7.5-9 min/mile (4.7-5.6 min/km) pace. Professional athletes, especially sprinters like Usain Bolt, can reach up to 27-28 mph (43-45 km/h) in short sprints (100-200 meters), covering 100 meters in under 10 seconds. Middle-distance runners maintain 12-15 mph (19-24 km/h), while elite marathoners run at 12-13 mph (19-21 km/h) over 26.2 miles, completing marathons in about 2 hours for men and 2 hours and 15 minutes for women. These exceptional speeds require rigorous training, genetics, and specialized coaching. _And you will need at least 20 km/h in escape me_
I’m so glad that youtube is now recommending vsauce horror edits, 10/10
You too?
This is the best timeline
Bro wtf is going on the youtube started recommending me vsause creepy videos about a week ago and it's still recommending me it
@@ttermit RUclips just does that sometimes, it gets a hyper-focus and wants to share it with all of its friends
same
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here, what if you were defenseless?
Heh, I know your weakness
**Or am i?**
What is muc? To answer that, I'll be showing you what isn't.
Vsauce, Micheal here.
*How fast can you dodge an attack?*
Michael*
Hey vsauce, micheal here
*where are your legs?*
I thought the thumbnail said "RIP" and I was scared Michael Vsauce died. But then I remembered he never really dies.
No, you saw "rip" but it wasn't for Micheal.
I suggest you start running
@@User19sj9n9g you messed up with month, it's apirl.
@@boodle399 that's like "Call an ambulance! But not for me."
or does he? *moon men plays*
Wdym by “he” maybe you wanted to say “the thing” or “it”
Every second you aren't running, he is getting closer to you.
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AUGUST 12 2036 HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
@@امعصاملهول skill issue
@@امعصاملهولStop. The heat death isn’t for like sextillions of years bruv.
Or is he?
@@امعصاملهول or is it?
I just realized how vsauce looks extremely uncanny
He needed an example for his uncanny valley video
Like the dude from "have you seen this man in your dream" creepypasta.
I find him weirdly handsome.
@@chair2945holy fuck I want some of his vsauce 😩😩😩🥴😋😛😝😜🤪😏😍😗😙😚😘😉
@@chair2945please say your not a man…
Hey, VSauce. Michael here. Your home security is great..
or is it?
Alternatively: Hey, VSauce. Michael here. Your home security is great! I almost couldn’t get in.
Michael is walking at a mild pace towards you, he is immortal and will never stop, no matter where you are. If he ever touches you, you die immediately.
he kinda looks like a snail
It follows
Now we need a vsauce versiom of that shia labeauf video 😂
@@capuchinosofia4771 He's following you, about 30 feet back,
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint,
He's gaining on you!
Decoy Micheal.
0:02 I saw another Michael in the dark....
I DID TOO
@@arkzerstrangerME TOO
NO WAY HE CREATED PARADOXXXXX
HE EVEN MOVEDDD
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. How much torture can a human mind withstand before breaking and leaving the host as a mindless husk?
That depends. Some feint at the mere suggestion of torture. But typically the ones who break the fastest are those who have too high an opinion of themselves.
@@TarsonTalonI would not last very long then; modesty is not my strong suit.
@@TarsonTalon how about we take turns torturing each other and give critical commentary on how we feel?
@@alejandropulidorodriguez9723don't do that
@@TarsonTalon then i would last for way too long becuse i think of offing myself after a small mistake💀
"...and what if I told you, it doesn't matter?"
How fast can you run?
*INDESCRIBABLY LOUD EAS ALARM*
There is a typo in this and I do not care
@@hhhhhh-zz2fwi mean it kind of also sounds correct
@@hhhhhh-zz2fw Not-caring post-crying gang approved of this message.
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@@hhhhhh-zz2fw Or do you?
I was expecting him to charge at me but he just stood there watching
He observes you to know when to attack when you least expect it
Scientifically proven you can't run fast enough
Guess I'll never catch him, shoot.
I'll get that leprechaun's pot of gold eventually!
@@TarsonTalonMaybe you will never catch him, but he will surely catch you!
Start running. He's coming.
Or can you?
Or can I?
*Hey vSauce, Michael here, your home security is great, or is it?…*
Bro stares like Nacho Varga 0:10
fr dude
I don’t know why, but I get a sort of primal fear when Vsauce was just looking into the camera, I was expecting a jumpscare, and when it never came,all I’m left with is the feeling that Vsauce is a few miles away from me.
His expression convinced me that if I start running he would start chasing
@@louray41the mimic ‼️
@@louray41he is observing potential prey, looking for signs of weakness. Stare him down and he will seek out another victim instead.
Don't worry, he's not a few miles away from you...
(He's right behind you! RUN!)
@@TheCrazyCapMaster carful not to smile or else he’ll mistake you for anther one of his kind. It’s unknown what happens after that.
No matter how fast you run, where ever you go, Michael is always getting closer.
He's that ant on the rubber band.
"No matter what your answer is. It is not enough"
Or is it?
My internet froze at the end where he was staring into the screen. Now THAT'S some immersive RUclips horror right there!! xD
No one is mentioning the second Michael standing in the dark background
Oh shit never noticed
THATS WHAT IM SAYING THO, I NOTICED HIM INSTANTLY HE'S SO FUCKIN FREAKY LIKE WTF
Are the three of you messing with us, or...?
@@ArcanineEspeon 0:02 you can see second Michael in the background standing in front of the door put his glasses on
You would have to be blind not to see it
HOLY SHIT
Imagine the song still playing after the video is over
Amazing prank idea: have a speaker outside, and send this video to a friend/family member in the same room as you. Watch them react to the video, and then start playing this music on the outside speaker. The rest is history 😈
My internet connection instantly cutoff after he said “run”. Im worried. And should be.
And then he was never heard of again.
Only now noticed the faintly visible Michael in the background.
eventually you will notice the faintly visible Michael in your home too
Not fast enough, i'd wager...
why do I hear the song outside my house?
"The time you're not running im only getting closer"
Hey Michael, vsauce here
HOW long can you live with severe blood loss
I was expecting a jumpscare
But it wasn't needed, his stare was already scary enough
Who is that person in the background at 0:02?
@@zarpp9411that's michael's shadow foreshadowing how he will wave to you when he finally finds you
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here. There's no knife nearby. Or is there..?"
imagine a tv series where VSauce is a serial killer and makes suspense through these questions before violently murdering people
Imagine your in a forest alone and suddenly some say's " Hey Vsuace Michal here . How fast can you run....? "
At this point Micheal needs to be classified as an SCP lol.
Michael does get a little quirky at night.
Or does he?
"Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. I am so happy that you have a screen protection on your phone. Or do you?" *breaks the screen and grabs your throat*
What? Are asking to see if you're fast enough to escape me?
UNO REVERSE 100
Hey vsauce Michael here you won’t die in 45 seconds…
Or will you?
Everytime the music kicks in i physically cannot stop myself from laughing
My teacher played a Vsauce video in lesson and I was sat there trying not to biter out laughing the whole time
Or can you?
"hey vsauce, michael here, your speed is way greater than mine! Or is it?"
in the background u can see the shadow monster watching micheal
hey vsauce michael here *HOW WELL IS YOUR SIGHT IN THE DARK*
Unironically, his theme sounds like a music you would hear when someone in a movie is getting chased
This is not a question, this is a threat.
Or is it?
If Micheal becomes a boss in ANY game, this has to be his opening
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. Your backdoor is locked.
Or is it?
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. You probably think you're safe inside your home right now. But are you really?
_*Sounds of window breaking_
The music is so iconic, I paused the video but can still hear it
....
RUN RUN RUN WAKE UP RUN RUN WAKE UP WAKE UP RUN WAKE UP RUN RUN
I like how nobody is mentioning the shadow michael in the background
This felt A LOT longer than 18 seconds.
Or did it?
"how fast can you run, or can you"
We need a vsauce horror movie
Or do we?
Actually yes, we do
0:09
This is where the video game response options pop up.
I love this, it is exactly what I thought it would be.
Or is it?
The video recommended to me after this was Vsauce "can you eat yourself?" ajskhsdfdgd
you should edit a clip of michael in a forest as well, with him running.. should be on his mind field scariest thing vid, then him screaming audio underlayed 🤣
Thanks for recommending me this. Here it is: ruclips.net/video/6VEODrot3ro/видео.html Sadly, i couldnt find a good clip of him running, so i had to make a different ending. Hope you enjoy
Bro is the type of guy to spell run and then start running
Your speed is probably enough to escape me.
Or is it?
The average human running speed varies based on factors like age, fitness, and gender. A comfortable jog is typically around 5-6 mph (8-10 km/h), equivalent to a 12-15 minute mile (7.5-9.3 min/km). When running moderately, it's around 8-10 mph (13-16 km/h), akin to a 7.5-9 min/mile (4.7-5.6 min/km) pace.
Professional athletes, especially sprinters like Usain Bolt, can reach up to 27-28 mph (43-45 km/h) in short sprints (100-200 meters), covering 100 meters in under 10 seconds. Middle-distance runners maintain 12-15 mph (19-24 km/h), while elite marathoners run at 12-13 mph (19-21 km/h) over 26.2 miles, completing marathons in about 2 hours for men and 2 hours and 15 minutes for women.
These exceptional speeds require rigorous training, genetics, and specialized coaching.
_And you will need at least 20 km/h in escape me_
This guy needs an oscar
Thanks! :D@@mycherriesarefried
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. You're pretty fast. Or, are you?
Alternative: Hey, vscauce Micheal here. How fast and far can you run before I find you.
*proceeds to run at Michael*
This is awesome. Or is it?
What exactly is awesome? Is awesome a good thing? To answer this we must start with roman latrines...
@@420toponOr do we?
im slightly disappointed that there wasnt a jumpscare at the end
Fun fact: You can run faster then the speed of light, as light isn't capable of running. Or is it?
"Are these worlds most crispy fries" moment
He made me run fast, that's for sure!!!!11!!
you didn’t search for this video , it searched for you .
I swear the way he is starting at the camera, it would have made ke drop my phone and make a run for it
hey vsauce Michel here, you can run fast... or can you?
Next suggested video: Vsauce - "How people disappear"
I like how the next video is an original "should you eat yourself"... thx Michael
"not fast enough, that's for sure" -Michael moments before the incident
bro the way he looked at the camera and the video ended sent a chill down my spine, it feels like he's actually approaching me
The hint of the Michael in the back shows it does not matter, because he can clone himself. He is playing with you like a cat with a mouse...
Hey Vsauce, Michael here. How much emotional trauma can a human withstand before their mind is forcefully separated from their bodies/
would be good if"hey vsauce michael here you can run,or can you?"
NAH THE VIDEO THAT RUclips RECOMMENDED IS A VSAUCE VIDEO NAMED"Should you eat yourself"
Hey, Vsauce, Michael here, you are going to live a long healthy life!
Or are you?
You know your screwed when the vsauce theme starts playing
he looks like an alternate
Or does he?
This video is actually so convincing that the first time watched it I thought it was a real Vsauce clip
0:02 someone standing and moving in front of us
another vsauce
I would never run from Vsauce he’s so handsome
Glad to see "Crazy Micheal VSauce" memes still aren't dead yet. :P
Excellent audio, I paused the video and it kept playing. 10/10.
No one is gonna say anything about the strange person in the background other than VSauce
Hey vsause Micheal here your home security is great! Or is it?
The music gets louder the closer he is
If you run slower than my running speed, you're gone
Or are you?
…NOT TOO FAST ENOUGH TO REACH ME!!!
“Hey Vsauce, Michal here. How much Newtons of force can your body withstand?”
*you feel wind flying by as you fall to your death*
Help the video ended but I can still hear the music.
Amazing recommendation
i was listening to ambience to sleep and this came on autoplay. 10/10 never woke up faster
it was missing door knocking sounds
take my house my car my uhh AA guns my tank the end of a bullet
Fast enough... I hope
he staying and watching patiently after saying that fits better to "how fast can you hide?"
“Every second you are not running,I am getting closer”
My dislike of eye contact isn’t helping
Time to win against ursain bolt