Detroit: Become Human #2 ALWAYS THANK THE BUSDRIVER

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

Комментарии • 31 тыс.

  • @aarvasu292
    @aarvasu292 5 лет назад +3626

    “28 STAB WOUNDS, DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU?!”
    “It’s okay I’ll protect you everything is gonna be okay”

    • @typicale8971
      @typicale8971 4 года назад +41

      ah yes
      big man gyro

    • @ackchoo
      @ackchoo 4 года назад +7

      Ayyy gyro my favourite Steel Ball Run character.

    • @aarvasu292
      @aarvasu292 4 года назад +5

      Josuke Higashikata best zeppeli

    • @anokaychannel_6704
      @anokaychannel_6704 4 года назад +34

      *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @Scourgefly
      @Scourgefly 4 года назад +13

      my mom in an argument

  • @tee1529
    @tee1529 5 лет назад +2727

    Felix: Witnesses a scene of a father physically abusing his daughter
    Also Felix: Rants about how the lamps are on while Todd was watching TV😂

    • @Cohen-
      @Cohen- 5 лет назад +54

      And also Felix:
      IT'S A JOOOOKEE

    • @Lordkeepmesafe
      @Lordkeepmesafe 4 года назад +6

      PEWDIEPIE local wahmen hater

  • @BK-xg3mw
    @BK-xg3mw 5 лет назад +6144

    Connor: YOU ARE A MACHINE YOU ARE MADE TO OBEY SO *quickly smashes table* OBEY!
    Also Connor: _i know you are scared..._

  • @ItsRoseForYou
    @ItsRoseForYou 4 года назад +837

    Felix: "Let's pressure the android into a confession."
    Detective android: *applies pressure*
    Felix: *shocked pikachu*

    • @CuriousSpaghetti
      @CuriousSpaghetti 3 года назад +40

      *slams table “TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS.”*

    • @margotc2780
      @margotc2780 3 года назад +24

      @@CuriousSpaghetti YOU DIDNT WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH

    • @Omnia_
      @Omnia_ 2 года назад +21

      @@margotc2780 *not even a minute later* “I’ll protect you”

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 6 лет назад +5834

    An android detective that can play the good cop AND the bad cop at the same time
    holy shit this is the future

  • @evanderwindham8614
    @evanderwindham8614 5 лет назад +2296

    The investigation part is still my fav. Connor has mood swings every one minute.

    • @whyarewestillhere8562
      @whyarewestillhere8562 4 года назад +94

      You mean interrogation?

    • @Ahnaf_Haque
      @Ahnaf_Haque 4 года назад +32

      Yup its are you gonna tell me or not then its fine now one is going to hurt you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @xeternalflowerx2000
      @xeternalflowerx2000 4 года назад +4

      XDXDXD 😂

    • @brysonmorlan6789
      @brysonmorlan6789 4 года назад +19

      twenty-eight stab wounds

    • @Itsmemanthesnk
      @Itsmemanthesnk 4 года назад +1

      It was lame af😂 That's not a way to extract information from a person.

  • @Moonlight-yf4pw
    @Moonlight-yf4pw 6 лет назад +4422

    Connor playing the "good cop bad cop" all alone was the best thing XD

    • @zyngo
      @zyngo 5 лет назад +383

      @Bara kahri YOU ARE A MACHINE, YOU ARE MADE TO OBEY, SO *smashes table* OBEY!
      𝓲 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭....

    • @TheeEnglishKnight
      @TheeEnglishKnight 5 лет назад +53

      Bara kahri he would be trying to make him scared one time then he would switch to try and comfort him

    • @yourdailydoseofpepsi4353
      @yourdailydoseofpepsi4353 5 лет назад +5

      Bara kahri did you watch the interrogation part?

    • @flakcannonhans
      @flakcannonhans 5 лет назад +42

      28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 5 лет назад +47

      That part made me laugh so hard.

  • @KLingS-rk6dt
    @KLingS-rk6dt 4 года назад +933

    "feels like the whole world was created by Apple or something"
    Yes, when everything is an Android

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 4 года назад +46

      You know what’s funny is that the original name for CyberLife was Lime, a play on Apple.

    • @lunaraurora8308
      @lunaraurora8308 4 года назад +19

      I mean, android means robot, there’s no real substitute for that word other than... robot. And the Android phones have a robot as logo. It’s just bad coincidence

    • @holivyanne
      @holivyanne 4 года назад +1

      I thought the same lol

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 4 года назад +17

      Lunar Aurora , it was a joke.

    • @immentallyhandicapped2903
      @immentallyhandicapped2903 3 года назад +8

      @@lunaraurora8308 It was a joke.

  • @EmilyHespe
    @EmilyHespe 6 лет назад +1885

    "I'm getting gay vibes from this guy... he has too many scarves"
    Infallible logic

  • @amandacollins4684
    @amandacollins4684 6 лет назад +4358

    "I said push him! Not murder him!"
    -Pewdiepie 2018

    • @Ky-ij1hj
      @Ky-ij1hj 6 лет назад +147

      And jack

    • @Cryuigg
      @Cryuigg 6 лет назад +87

      Amanda Collins jack said the same thing 😂

    • @fuunniolust2786
      @fuunniolust2786 5 лет назад +6

      Its 2019 :)

    • @mr.fahrenheit3768
      @mr.fahrenheit3768 5 лет назад +20

      Fuun Niolust
      We know. The video was posted in 2018

    • @zee1331
      @zee1331 5 лет назад +3

      @Terry 20 Coincedence, I Think Not

  • @dailydoseofhuman4674
    @dailydoseofhuman4674 5 лет назад +3796

    “I bet he was 30, playing video games all day and drinking energy drinks”
    *takes a sip*

    • @Brulos
      @Brulos 4 года назад +44

      DailyDoseOfHuman i was thinking the exact same thing 😂

    • @moonlit_sky127
      @moonlit_sky127 4 года назад +38

      It's weird because he would've been born in 2008, which means he would be 11 or 12 right now 😳

    • @shiro6995
      @shiro6995 4 года назад +4

      @@moonlit_sky127 It's a story in the future, so its gonna be like 2035 or something. Therefore, his age is correct? I think

    • @sofiia10kot
      @sofiia10kot 4 года назад +16

      @@shiro6995 2038, he was 30 years old lol

    • @smichel869
      @smichel869 4 года назад +1

      It’s g fuel tho

  • @phibie8853
    @phibie8853 4 года назад +85

    the interrogation scene always fcknig KILLS ME. Gavin's "pfck"s, Connor's constant switching between good cop and bad cop, its just too fuking GOOD

  • @blooky8
    @blooky8 5 лет назад +1947

    Hank: **neutral**
    Felix: hE LOVES ME!!!! we're a team!

  • @shl4yj3nn07
    @shl4yj3nn07 5 лет назад +1038

    1:04:03
    Alice “ why didn’t he ever love me”
    Felix “well you’re pretty unlikable”.

  • @cookiechaina1238
    @cookiechaina1238 5 лет назад +2050

    "Being scared in video games, you have to be some sort of child."
    Meanwhile, in the Minecraft letsplay...

    • @yourdailydoseofpepsi4353
      @yourdailydoseofpepsi4353 5 лет назад +10

      Cookiechaina123 bit off topic, but why do you have Jacksepticeye as your profile picture? Don’t you have any pictures of yourself/ something that isn’t another human being?

    • @haizien
      @haizien 5 лет назад +53

      Greenus Freyaus why not? They obviously like him, what’s the issue?

    • @bella-lv9fm
      @bella-lv9fm 4 года назад +49

      Greenus Freyaus and you say that with no profile picture? 😂

    • @shrekscumslut1341
      @shrekscumslut1341 4 года назад +39

      @@yourdailydoseofpepsi4353 are they not allowed to have probably their if not one of their favorite RUclipsrs as a profile picture...not everyone wants their face to be all over RUclips

    • @randomchannel609
      @randomchannel609 4 года назад +12

      That’s not jacksepticeye it’s a potato

  • @mxgoriin8528
    @mxgoriin8528 4 года назад +417

    39:47 most iconic scene in this entire series, y’all can thank me later.

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 6 лет назад +3881

    _Fish saved._
    *Video ends*

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 6 лет назад +62

      Thank you saved! Very fish

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 6 лет назад +14

      Damn right you are 😎

    • @babablacksphee
      @babablacksphee 6 лет назад +12

      I see you're a man of culture too

    • @babablacksphee
      @babablacksphee 6 лет назад

      Artorias' elite ok

    • @theaitokyo
      @theaitokyo 6 лет назад +6

      It technically wasn’t saved since he didn’t replay that whole chapter :•( pewds just did it for the viewers

  • @Mewman115
    @Mewman115 5 лет назад +2594

    "I'm about to do what's called a 'pro-gamer move'."
    Pushes wrong button.

    • @starling_song
      @starling_song 4 года назад +10

      your profile picture is cute

    • @ariannadouglas5707
      @ariannadouglas5707 4 года назад +9

      Oops wrong button I clicked dislike oopsiie 😭😭😭

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator 3 года назад +4

      @@ariannadouglas5707 Dislikes on comments are invisible, there's no way to see whether someone disliked your comment or not. All because RUclips doesn't want to hurt commenters' feelings.

    • @Artupzle
      @Artupzle 3 года назад

      @@Conorator now

    • @elijahwinchester6690
      @elijahwinchester6690 2 года назад +1

      @@Conorator youtube just keeps getting worse, huh?

  • @rynn9297
    @rynn9297 6 лет назад +1633

    Felix- aw, I don’t wanna steal.
    Kara- I’m sorry Alice. We have to do this.
    Felix- ...oMIGOD I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON

    • @rollsoffthetounge4632
      @rollsoffthetounge4632 5 лет назад +1

      SPOILER

    • @MarkB..
      @MarkB.. 5 лет назад

      CLICKED*

    • @cryssie660
      @cryssie660 5 лет назад +26

      @@rollsoffthetounge4632 Then don't look in the comments. There's gonna be obvious spoilers in the comments.

    • @jojo-xk8ri
      @jojo-xk8ri 2 года назад +2

      @@rollsoffthetounge4632 whyre you looking through the comments

  • @danceyjohnson1375
    @danceyjohnson1375 4 года назад +357

    1:00:07
    Kara: We'll just stay the night
    Ralph: *suddenly super excited*
    Felix: Eeeeee...*face of instant regret*

  • @kellievo242
    @kellievo242 6 лет назад +1798

    *Leo dies*
    Pewds: "What? I said push him, I SAID PUSH HIM. NOT MURDER HIM!" I'm dead

    • @donottauntthehappyfunball1927
      @donottauntthehappyfunball1927 6 лет назад +109

      Amelia Nordet it’s funny cause jack said that as well

    • @haanaG
      @haanaG 6 лет назад +59

      Omg Jack did the same thing 😂

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya 6 лет назад +35

      And he lives, by the way. After we will find his letter to the Carl from the hospital.

    • @fried920
      @fried920 6 лет назад +9

      Anna Tairova possibly spoilers for op loool

    • @krista7059
      @krista7059 6 лет назад +2

      so is he

  • @TriceeXO
    @TriceeXO 5 лет назад +1250

    LMAO during Connor’s interrogation, I was laughing so hard at how you were choosing a more demanding approach once and then a calm one the next 😂😂😂

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад +34

      *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

    • @jingxie1451
      @jingxie1451 4 года назад +25

      i know you’re scared

    • @Yulfyr
      @Yulfyr 4 года назад +30

      YOU'RE A MACHINE YOU'RE DESIGNED TO OBEY *SLAMS TABLE* SO OBEY!!! I know you're scared... It's so funny

  • @pilarr123
    @pilarr123 6 лет назад +2839

    Felix: "Alright i wont tell them"
    Also connor: "its here, lieutenant"

    • @annaharemza5705
      @annaharemza5705 5 лет назад +44

      what do you mean "also Connor"

    • @HedgeHack
      @HedgeHack 5 лет назад +6

      Also?

    • @beepboop4911
      @beepboop4911 5 лет назад +11

      banAnna Felix is playing as Connor so Felix is basically Connor in a way

    • @beepboop4911
      @beepboop4911 5 лет назад +1

      Hedge _ Hack Felix is playing as Connor so Felix is basically Connor in a way

    • @gooze9368
      @gooze9368 5 лет назад +1

      @@annaharemza5705 Felix is playing as Connor so Felix is basically Connor in a way

  • @LegendOfMoonDragons
    @LegendOfMoonDragons 5 лет назад +1162

    "I'm getting gay vibes from this guy. He has too many scarves."

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 4 года назад +87

      To be honest he triggered my gaydar too...

    • @atlasrune3706
      @atlasrune3706 4 года назад +56

      i read this comment before watching the video....thought he was talking about hank ☠️☠️☠️

    • @laurene988
      @laurene988 4 года назад +5

      @@atlasrune3706 Hank doesn't really wear scarfs in game

    • @ruthpenaranda6232
      @ruthpenaranda6232 4 года назад +2

      xD

    • @joana8615
      @joana8615 4 года назад +5

      @@laurene988 he does though

  • @user-op9sf2yt2i
    @user-op9sf2yt2i 6 лет назад +3943

    *pronounces deviant wrong*
    *gets called out about it*
    *says it even more wrong*

    • @leann4265
      @leann4265 5 лет назад +65

      tumblr but on drugs don’t know why everyone gets upset over a European speaking in his SECOND language pronouncing something wrong. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @user-op9sf2yt2i
      @user-op9sf2yt2i 5 лет назад +123

      @@leann4265 I wasn't getting upset. It's a joke. I understand your frustrations though

    • @randomraspberry8525
      @randomraspberry8525 5 лет назад +14

      Erica Raths He’s lived in England for a long time, speaks the language fluently and has lots of English friends so he should be able to say it

    • @naifollower2222
      @naifollower2222 5 лет назад +23

      @@randomraspberry8525 But you can hear from time to time that he does trip up slightly. I'm not angry at him, I understand. But maybe you should listen to Erica. They have a point. I can see where you're coming from though. :)

    • @SunlessPeriwinkle
      @SunlessPeriwinkle 5 лет назад +1

      That's Felix FOR U!

  • @rhianl2571
    @rhianl2571 5 лет назад +753

    Connor: You were a machine designed to obey, so obey!
    Also Connor: I know you’re scared-

  • @chanel1222
    @chanel1222 6 лет назад +526

    Todd: COME BACK HERE
    Felix: *ok lets go back*

  • @ajayaramachandran1469
    @ajayaramachandran1469 4 года назад +121

    1:04:12 Pewds: "It's not your fault Alice."
    *_We all felt that_*

  • @Crybaby_liya
    @Crybaby_liya 6 лет назад +822

    The most bipolar detective...

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson 5 лет назад +56

      TWENTYEIGHT STAB WOUNDS!𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭...

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 4 года назад +7

      *T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S*
      i know you're scared...

  • @xAdamLeex
    @xAdamLeex 6 лет назад +289

    Hahahaha the connor good cop bad cop part was too funny . The way he’d go from pissed off to cool and comforting and then back to yelling ahhahaha

  • @Georger1
    @Georger1 6 лет назад +14738

    You drowned a fish how is that saving it

  • @spastcho5345
    @spastcho5345 5 лет назад +716

    “TE L L LM E WH A T HA P P E NE D” >:(
    “I know you’re scared” :)
    Connor, the bipolar android sent by cyberlife

    • @eloise1596
      @eloise1596 4 года назад +82

      *T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S!*
      Don't worry, I'll protect you..

    • @nagitokomaeda3237
      @nagitokomaeda3237 4 года назад +30

      _"He's good cop and bad cop at the same time and I love it and it works"_

    • @cerealdig
      @cerealdig 2 года назад +5

      My name is Connor. I’m the emotional shock sent by life

  • @Lyxuria
    @Lyxuria 6 лет назад +2390

    "DON'T MOVE!"
    *Marcus doesn't move*
    *Police shoot anyway* x'D

    • @pedromascarenhas2453
      @pedromascarenhas2453 6 лет назад +267

      It's cause he's black

    • @sog__
      @sog__ 6 лет назад +22

      xD ya thats what i was thinking too

    • @maggievanveen7950
      @maggievanveen7950 6 лет назад +12

      @@sog__ marry Christmas

    • @sog__
      @sog__ 6 лет назад +45

      Maggie Vanveen why would I marry christmas? im not even christian myself

    • @maggievanveen7950
      @maggievanveen7950 6 лет назад +5

      @@sog__ Nice

  • @namelessbeans2688
    @namelessbeans2688 6 лет назад +734

    I waited forever till the part where Connor yelled "TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS"

    • @AB-fp6wd
      @AB-fp6wd 5 лет назад +11

      U DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU!!!!

    • @therat8390
      @therat8390 5 лет назад

      I won't let you win

  • @izzywyd1
    @izzywyd1 6 лет назад +1393

    Nobody:
    Pewdiepie: ITS A JOKEEEEE!!!

    • @teatime5423
      @teatime5423 5 лет назад +46

      Ismail M for legal reasons that’s a joke

    • @rh4954
      @rh4954 5 лет назад +2

      mf scared my entire family cause i put him on the tv screek

  • @FUNBLOX-zk6mh
    @FUNBLOX-zk6mh 5 лет назад +489

    Alice:needs bed to sleep in
    Felix: Jesus this girl needs so much
    😂

  • @default853
    @default853 6 лет назад +4845

    Thanks bus driver.

    • @Cuckedfunt
      @Cuckedfunt 6 лет назад +83

      SilentSky ... very cool

    • @Mysterious735
      @Mysterious735 6 лет назад +5

      I only have 42 subs

    • @vinskyfernandes9204
      @vinskyfernandes9204 6 лет назад +8

      Reply to my comment

    • @hansheiner7492
      @hansheiner7492 6 лет назад +6

      benito mussolini i i replied to ur reply to reply to a comment of someone needing someone to I replied to said comment on this comment

    • @farriss625
      @farriss625 6 лет назад +7

      Thanks bus driver, very cool

  • @adamcw2622
    @adamcw2622 6 лет назад +885

    Sure pewds was the first person i've ever seen fail the first mission, but he's also the first person i've seen do the interrogation sucessfully.

    • @syndrathedarksovereign1609
      @syndrathedarksovereign1609 6 лет назад +19

      It's actually not so hard

    • @luneawang2496
      @luneawang2496 5 лет назад +113

      He tends to go for the harsher choices at times, which is what's needed to successfully do the interrogation.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 5 лет назад +11

      And todd’s alive
      For whatever that’s worth anyway

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +3

      This is my first time watching Felix's playthrough, so I'm excited to see someone do the interrogation right.

    • @ukeleleguitar2087
      @ukeleleguitar2087 3 года назад

      Gt live didn't finish the game but they played that scene successfully

  • @LiisOFFICIAL
    @LiisOFFICIAL 6 лет назад +588

    9:00 "they came from the kitchen... the killer must have been a waman..."
    Literally spit out my milk laughing so hard!

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 6 лет назад

      damn lol you alright?

    • @ReaperPlays
      @ReaperPlays 6 лет назад +22

      was it wamen milk?

    • @williamordish7417
      @williamordish7417 6 лет назад

      i love me a nice refreshing milk

    • @lilgsq
      @lilgsq 6 лет назад +9

      Gxry all milk is waman milk

    • @gamingredditor73
      @gamingredditor73 6 лет назад +22

      I'm a girl and I wasn't offended, love his slightly offensive sense of humor XD

  • @chomez1344
    @chomez1344 4 года назад +86

    *Sad wholesome scene starts playing*
    Pewds: 'I sWeaR thAt hAt is oFf-whItE'

  • @DreamyFlowerz
    @DreamyFlowerz 6 лет назад +1667

    Connor: TALK TO ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
    Also Connor: Don't worry everything's gonna be okay :3

  • @skins4thewin
    @skins4thewin 5 лет назад +480

    "In this game the Bus Driver thanks you"
    This must be Detroit, Russia.

    • @arcticlogik5386
      @arcticlogik5386 5 лет назад +4

      Believe me, it's not

    • @natty7359
      @natty7359 5 лет назад +25

      in soviet russia, you do not zank ze bus driver. ze bus driver zanks you

    • @ifartedandmybootyisonfire569
      @ifartedandmybootyisonfire569 5 лет назад +2

      @@natty7359 why is your profile picture so funny to me

    • @natty7359
      @natty7359 5 лет назад +1

      @@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569 idk. but all of the weird faces connor makes are funny to me

    • @sixty-sidedsquare9089
      @sixty-sidedsquare9089 5 лет назад +2

      Become: Human Detroit

  • @imalittletoxicjustalittle
    @imalittletoxicjustalittle 6 лет назад +330

    girls being beaten and pewds is like "look at all the lights that are on " lmao

    • @gyroxaver6897
      @gyroxaver6897 6 лет назад

      imalittletoxic justalittle
      Waste of good electricity!

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 3 года назад +79

    Alice: *breathes*
    Todd: and I took it personally

    • @Mr.Tom_69
      @Mr.Tom_69 Год назад +2

      It's cuz Alice was an Android, He still would be harsh on a human tho

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +5146

    2 uploads in 1 day?
    What kinda alternate reality have I stumbled into?

  • @faithmedlock8671
    @faithmedlock8671 6 лет назад +3269

    everyone: deeviant
    pewdiepie: deviant
    everyone: no dEEEviant
    pewdipie: ohhh deviONT

    • @EmilFranken
      @EmilFranken 6 лет назад +92

      The policemen also say it several times and he does not pick it up. Pewds sure is dumb at times.

    • @adamduerwachter2596
      @adamduerwachter2596 6 лет назад +99

      EmilFranken Pewdiepie sure does joke sometimes

    • @jaredmorgan3142
      @jaredmorgan3142 6 лет назад +2

      faith destiny lol

    • @RadenWA
      @RadenWA 6 лет назад +43

      it's deviOsar!

    • @rahulnandwani7915
      @rahulnandwani7915 6 лет назад +33

      not deviosAar

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 6 лет назад +416

    "i can understand hitting someone else's child" -Felix 2018

    • @daniellafernando7966
      @daniellafernando7966 6 лет назад +13

      Abel Martinez yup lol I find that it’s not abuse, it’s just discipline. Like abuse is hitting your child out of anger and all the time, but disciplining your kid by giving them a small whack is fine (IMO)

    • @PreGameler
      @PreGameler 6 лет назад

      Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @shmuckaroon
      @shmuckaroon 6 лет назад +12

      slapping your child for doing something bad to discipline them is alright but this kid didn't do shit

    • @ethanquirk28
      @ethanquirk28 6 лет назад +1

      andrejoss475 wall street journal get on that shit

    • @K1989L
      @K1989L 6 лет назад +1

      Family Friendly Felix

  • @hanavoir6344
    @hanavoir6344 4 года назад +35

    I never laughed harder when Felix made fun of the dude trying to say "Fhhughk" twice, and then Felix bit his own lip afterwards. LOL

  • @suspected312
    @suspected312 6 лет назад +839

    *Domestic abuse scene intiates...
    PewDiePie: Why are all the lights on!!

  • @ded8491
    @ded8491 5 лет назад +513

    "MARZIA I DONT NEED YOU ANYMOORE
    wait what if she's watching
    MARZIA I LOVE YOUUUU"

  • @hhchan2564
    @hhchan2564 6 лет назад +764

    Every time pewdiepie chose the wrong one, my stress level went sky high.

    • @-RandomPlayer56-
      @-RandomPlayer56- 5 лет назад +37

      100% Stress

    • @christyz.1251
      @christyz.1251 5 лет назад +26

      I got really scared when he stressesed the deviant
      Out

    • @yourusernamehere4432
      @yourusernamehere4432 5 лет назад +16

      like when he pushed leo

    • @jellyfishlamp3611
      @jellyfishlamp3611 5 лет назад +16

      @@yourusernamehere4432 not really, many do that mistake because it doesn t sound like fighting leo or murdering him, it just says push him

    • @princessloveheartglitter
      @princessloveheartglitter 2 года назад +4

      @@yourusernamehere4432 Carl would have died if Markus didn't push Leo

  • @weloveathiccsister630
    @weloveathiccsister630 5 лет назад +201

    No one:
    That one dude: FcYvGCK
    Pewds: THATS NOT HOW YOU SWEARRR

  • @ItsSkyLOL
    @ItsSkyLOL 6 лет назад +1569

    Whenever Pewds predicted Kara's words and looked at the camera. haha xD

    • @ArjunKumar123111
      @ArjunKumar123111 6 лет назад +50

      ItsSkyLOL Wauw! It is actually u! The queen of 9 year olds!

    • @FoolishMark90
      @FoolishMark90 6 лет назад +17

      RoMaRo You have now earned the title of SAVAGE 😂

    • @Garry2527
      @Garry2527 6 лет назад +3

      ItsSkyLOL hey

    • @kakashi766
      @kakashi766 6 лет назад +8

      occurs at 1:04:45 if anyone doesn't know

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 6 лет назад +2

      Ikr😂

  • @xenia4817
    @xenia4817 5 лет назад +413

    "Last time I got scared by a horror game was never."
    *got scared once by a plant*

    • @liweichung9912
      @liweichung9912 5 лет назад +13

      @Terry 20 Outlast #1

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 5 лет назад +8

      He’s also been scared by a chair, a barrel, and I think stephano scared him a couple times

    • @IlluvatarHA
      @IlluvatarHA 4 года назад

      @@glowhoo9226 Which one is the barrel?

    • @mrholysoup8498
      @mrholysoup8498 4 года назад

      Alex Summers amnesia

  • @weeehi3847
    @weeehi3847 6 лет назад +1014

    "you dont hit your kid."
    ....
    "i mean i can understand hitting someone elses kid but like you shouldnt but i understand it"
    LMAO WHAT

    • @madman19979
      @madman19979 6 лет назад +96

      Well kids are annoying

    • @みね-g8o
      @みね-g8o 6 лет назад +2

      harambeenice x 面白すぎるww

    • @ryanthesavagegamer4543
      @ryanthesavagegamer4543 6 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @Mofasho
      @Mofasho 6 лет назад +11

      Black Silk Likewise LOL.. I think you're in the wrong place.

    • @fill3t
      @fill3t 6 лет назад

      +phantom stryker neckbeard boi

  • @gemini_111
    @gemini_111 4 года назад +65

    “in the other ending you can reason with todd”
    *the other ending where you shoot todd*👁👄👁

    • @twt8369
      @twt8369 4 года назад

      claire _banecker bet u don’t want to shoot Todd ;)

  • @damusketeer
    @damusketeer 6 лет назад +406

    39:50 - 40:52
    *Bipolar Connor* strikes

    • @kiwii.06
      @kiwii.06 6 лет назад +8

      I'm the 69th like on this comment, you're welcome

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 6 лет назад +3

      more like Borderline Personality Disorder really...

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 6 лет назад +1

      @@LulitaInPita you are correct

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 6 лет назад +1

      I'm glad he played this way. It was fun and he actually managed not to fuck this up in the end

  • @blavastly
    @blavastly 5 лет назад +809

    “I wonder if we’ll never play as Connor again”
    *he says while playing Connor*

    • @ksjdudh1666
      @ksjdudh1666 4 года назад +18

      Did you watch the first ep you’ll understand

    • @gingerbaker_toad696
      @gingerbaker_toad696 4 года назад

      721 people started at part two and immediately went to the comments??.. 🤦‍♂️👌

    • @blavastly
      @blavastly 4 года назад +1

      @@gingerbaker_toad696 I wrote that a year ago and can't remember the context, I usually watch everything in correct order, idk if I did there lol but no need for you to get all offended lol

  • @CallUp93
    @CallUp93 6 лет назад +1471

    Goddamnit, that good-cop bad-cop part was killing me XD

    • @kentlampad7266
      @kentlampad7266 6 лет назад +230

      *If you don't fucking talk, I'll break you*
      *It's going to be alright, no one's gonna hurt you*
      I'm dead

    • @Symora
      @Symora 6 лет назад +138

      *2 8 S T A B W O U N D S*

    • @NOTsanzu
      @NOTsanzu 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/rr_DPThpiSA/видео.html check the thumbnail too!

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 6 лет назад +149

      *DID YOU FEEL ANGER, HATE?!*
      Alright, alright no ones gonna hurt you

    • @theunknown760
      @theunknown760 6 лет назад +7

      Lmao

  • @sageaustin7553
    @sageaustin7553 4 года назад +27

    I like how Felix managed to not end up killing connor and the deviant self destrcut * cough cough sean*

  • @keeliesmith866
    @keeliesmith866 5 лет назад +876

    police: we’re taking in blood to investigate it, might take a while
    connor: *analyzes for two seconds* it’s the victims blood

    • @jellifygirl
      @jellifygirl 5 лет назад +146

      Police: We're gonna have to send this to the labs-
      Connor: *sluuuuurp*

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson 5 лет назад +18

      @@jellifygirl i drink my blood. its yummy even though it tastes like metal.

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson 5 лет назад +7

      Also i swear im not a connor.

    • @parisbeckman
      @parisbeckman 4 года назад +14

      Police: *is disgusted with his methods*

    • @amadeodante
      @amadeodante 4 года назад +1

      Ariana :з ewww no blood is gross it tastes like old coins

  • @smolcatdayz9054
    @smolcatdayz9054 6 лет назад +1644

    The interrogation scene made me laugh so damn hard haha
    #BipolarConnor

    • @JustMe-ec9hj
      @JustMe-ec9hj 6 лет назад +22

      Virgil sitting beside you ikr I replayed the video just to see it again 😂

    • @WulfCoree
      @WulfCoree 6 лет назад +1

      fouseytube connor

    • @glassy_rose
      @glassy_rose 6 лет назад +33

      Seriously... The point is to keep his stress levels low... Great job Felix 😅

    • @kazquala
      @kazquala 6 лет назад +1

      Penelope K. Ughh no!

    • @mickeyj9794
      @mickeyj9794 6 лет назад +3

      Im dead by this fricken scene. Literally tears in my eyes throughout the whole thing

  • @YeahTheDuckweed
    @YeahTheDuckweed 6 лет назад +435

    "I wonder if this affects the game at all."
    And by the way, IMAGINE IF THEY JUST WAITED FOR THE POLICE TO ARRIVE! Leo ruined everything, Markus did nothing wrong. Carl was an idiot.
    >calls police
    >"let's not wait for the police"
    >police sees aftermath
    >"it was the android"
    >"the one who called us? aight"
    *Come on, Carl.*

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 6 лет назад +19

      carl was really forgetful ffs lmao, forgot he made markus call police

    • @m.hisyam982
      @m.hisyam982 5 лет назад +8

      Markus should've remind carl that he called the police lol

    • @Andy_77799
      @Andy_77799 5 лет назад +2

      Fucked up part,right?

  • @chunchunmarupapachiru5425
    @chunchunmarupapachiru5425 4 года назад +23

    6:52
    "I bet he was home all day playing videogames and drinking energy drinks."
    *Proceeds to drinks energy drink while playing videogames*

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 6 лет назад +898

    "Oh now, our clothes are wet! *WHATAMIGONNADO?!* "
    * Steals clothes *
    * Get out in the rain *
    10/10 GAEM

    • @hxuxsxsxaxixn
      @hxuxsxsxaxixn 6 лет назад +54

      this comment. *_this comment_* .

    • @LaurenceMosca89
      @LaurenceMosca89 6 лет назад +26

      Pesterenan that's videogame logic for you

    • @hahatrumpets3536
      @hahatrumpets3536 6 лет назад +13

      *that one comment*

    • @CeRz
      @CeRz 6 лет назад +1

      Why is always the rating of everything 1 or 1.1?

    • @soram7549
      @soram7549 6 лет назад +8

      i think the clothes are for disguises but i agree its retarded that they took it out into the rain and get it wet LOGIC

  • @katbirchall2841
    @katbirchall2841 6 лет назад +84

    Conner: (SLAPS HANDS ON TABLE) *TELL* *ME* *WHAT* *HAPPENED!*
    also Conner: I know your scared...

  • @uniquaroni6632
    @uniquaroni6632 6 лет назад +181

    The good cop and bad cop part made me laugh so hard

  • @TenTonNuke
    @TenTonNuke 4 года назад +38

    "Let's see. Threaten."
    "They're going to destroy you!"
    "Jesus, Connor! Calm down! Okay, threaten again."

  • @royriley6282
    @royriley6282 6 лет назад +235

    Love how Kara is unique among the androids since she awoke out of fear for someone else, not just herself.

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard 6 лет назад +42

      My thoughts exactly. Marcus was defending himself, just like any other deviant that was mentioned in the game. But Kara would be just fine standing there and watching Todd destroying Alice because it didn't involve her. Instead, in order to protect somebody else, she decided to do something she knows can get her destroyed. In many ways Kara is the perfect example of android consciousness (or humanity or how to say it), cause she did it because she felt motherly instinct. In proving that androids are just like humans, showing care for someone else is more important that showing just a self-preservation instinct.

    • @emilflarsen
      @emilflarsen 6 лет назад +5

      I have watched Jacksepticeye's let's play of this and it's insane how the game changes completely.

    • @tsubasa1885
      @tsubasa1885 6 лет назад +1

      [SPOILER] But what about Luther? o.o

    • @theaitokyo
      @theaitokyo 6 лет назад

      Violet Raven markus*

  • @missgranny6674
    @missgranny6674 6 лет назад +204

    *People are still stuck in the Ninja video while Pewds has done the greatest fish rescue of all time in this video*

    • @slx1338
      @slx1338 6 лет назад

      Deamum Muktaref Shrestho Go ligma balls

  • @devilina9931
    @devilina9931 6 лет назад +717

    felix:
    “i bet he was home all day playing video games, drinking energy drinks”
    also felix:
    *continues to play video game and takes a sip of energy drink*

    • @rea21s78
      @rea21s78 6 лет назад +40

      That was the joke man

    • @Bullfighter55
      @Bullfighter55 6 лет назад +4

      Rea21 s thank you for not being a idiot

    • @ayethirah
      @ayethirah 6 лет назад +9

      r/woooosh

    • @devilina9931
      @devilina9931 6 лет назад +10

      lmfaoooo, y’all do realize i get the joke right?

    • @flowerpunk5255
      @flowerpunk5255 6 лет назад +3

      Devi Lina lmao don't try to backstep. You clearly didn't get it dumbass

  • @KLingS-rk6dt
    @KLingS-rk6dt 4 года назад +53

    Imagine when Kara tapped that Android's shoulder in the parking slot, the Android just said
    "Oklahoma"

  • @Davilbreaker
    @Davilbreaker 6 лет назад +549

    RA9
    R = Reddit
    A = Army
    9 = 9 year old

    • @RiArfian
      @RiArfian 6 лет назад +17

      DarkBreaker only RA9 year olds can save us! :3

    • @hanchonteh5739
      @hanchonteh5739 6 лет назад +16

      DarkBreaker no it stands for
      R Return
      A Us
      9 Friday with pewdiepie

    • @aggy4642
      @aggy4642 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/IyOK_qAgJrI/видео.html

    • @notnick4705
      @notnick4705 5 лет назад +1

      hanchonteh RUF

    • @sito8961
      @sito8961 5 лет назад +10

      No! RA9 means 28 stabbed wounds!
      R is 18th of alphabets
      A is 1st
      9 is 9
      18+1+9=28 stabbed wounds

  • @KingCrusaderIV
    @KingCrusaderIV 6 лет назад +359

    I hope felix doesn't screw up everything
    **me the entire video**
    *Zero Deaths*

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 6 лет назад +16

      Thank you Zero! Very death

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 6 лет назад +13

      Thank you random commenter in the internet! Very Thank you

    • @myrnaperalta8620
      @myrnaperalta8620 6 лет назад +2

      ZeroDeaths!!!

    • @CADubstep209
      @CADubstep209 6 лет назад

      I dont care if he screws up just him having fun its funny

    • @appl.e
      @appl.e 6 лет назад

      I hate you i was waiting till the end to comment

  • @m.h2247
    @m.h2247 6 лет назад +713

    Alice: Why didn't he ever love me?
    Jack: No don't say that Alice! You deserve all the love in the world.
    Pewds: well you're pretty unlikable

    • @nautuangpu
      @nautuangpu 6 лет назад +16

      Wait jack as in sean?

    • @mikab8615
      @mikab8615 6 лет назад +3

      Lol I don’t like kids either

    • @MysticJem2016
      @MysticJem2016 6 лет назад +23

      Which is why Pewds is the king

    • @FirstLast-bv9tm
      @FirstLast-bv9tm 6 лет назад +36

      Melody Headburn of cource jack would say that he's a soy boy

    • @wanfahim3583
      @wanfahim3583 6 лет назад +37

      There's two types of people in this world

  • @KeManYT
    @KeManYT 5 лет назад +286

    "They came from the kitchen, so it was a women"

    • @elizabethwitts4614
      @elizabethwitts4614 4 года назад +19

      I'm so glad someone else thought that was funny

    • @gutsjoestar7450
      @gutsjoestar7450 4 года назад +9

      i mean, he's right though

    • @komin01
      @komin01 4 года назад +13

      @@gutsjoestar7450 hol'up

    • @justabenzndat5575
      @justabenzndat5575 4 года назад +10

      I was ready for comments to say “OMg YOU SexIST ScAM I AM GONnA REPOR yoU To The fBI

    • @konainkiani1194
      @konainkiani1194 4 года назад

      I laughed so fucking hard at that

  • @silva6605
    @silva6605 6 лет назад +1014

    This feels like you're watching someone else watch a movie.

    • @heh4401
      @heh4401 6 лет назад +9

      银Silver totally true omg xD

    • @mulindwajoseph5176
      @mulindwajoseph5176 6 лет назад

      y dint I think of that

    • @Idk-ud1pf
      @Idk-ud1pf 6 лет назад +2

      Mulindwa Joseph because u didn’t wanna deviate

    • @redericson1993
      @redericson1993 6 лет назад

      Accept you change the movie.

  • @rabitita9005
    @rabitita9005 6 лет назад +174

    Pewds, remember to always FULLY explore your environment. This will not only help your understanding of the world in the game, but it will also open paths and choices in the future.

    • @zhaikira031
      @zhaikira031 6 лет назад +1

      Yah. Genius.

    • @auburn8833
      @auburn8833 6 лет назад +4

      Backseatgaming in a nutshell

    • @blahhoop8280
      @blahhoop8280 6 лет назад +2

      Every person who does a walkthrough on RUclips never explores enough

    • @x_rhi_x2772
      @x_rhi_x2772 6 лет назад +1

      not true...jack septiceye looked at EVERYTHING lol but sometimes that was bad coz he would stop and read the magazines and discuss theories in timed scenes lol

  • @soojindipity
    @soojindipity 6 лет назад +320

    "Daeviaunt"

    • @skjorta1984
      @skjorta1984 5 лет назад +3

      uh uh uh uh uh uh no no no no no no dæviånt

  • @qrvisal
    @qrvisal 5 лет назад +164

    I didn't find any comment about this so imma just say it
    *tWenTy EiGHt stAb wOuNds*

    • @dinodude9882
      @dinodude9882 5 лет назад +4

      Aisyah Salvia
      *YOU DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE DID YOU*

    • @galaxyrose4334
      @galaxyrose4334 4 года назад +3

      @@dinodude9882 *SLAMS TABLE*

    • @berzerkisnotaqt1250
      @berzerkisnotaqt1250 4 года назад +4

      *DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE?*

    • @grandmasteryoda3594
      @grandmasteryoda3594 4 года назад +3

      HE WAS BLEEDING! BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY. BUT YOU STABBED HIM! AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

    • @blackairforce6999
      @blackairforce6999 4 года назад +2

      RA9 = 18 +1 + 9 = 28 ( take a to z is 1 to 26 )

  • @jenandjoshquesada248
    @jenandjoshquesada248 6 лет назад +157

    "Yep he abused a chair, this man is a disgusting human being!" - Pewdiepie

  • @carsonramsey1547
    @carsonramsey1547 6 лет назад +469

    Lmao at 10:17 *picks up an article* “Android Sex Is Officially Better, ewww no thanks” *immediately starts reading it*

  • @jino5693
    @jino5693 5 лет назад +301

    Conor is like *Mad Calm Mad Calm Mad*
    The deviant - "Wth man you're gonna break me"

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson 5 лет назад +4

      A hilarious part is like:28 🅢🅃🅐🄱 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗦!𝐈 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓭...

  • @reaperzeast5677
    @reaperzeast5677 4 года назад +14

    6:48
    pewds: i bet he deserved it, he was probably a 30 year old man playing video games all day drinking energy drinks
    also pewds: 30 year old playing video games all day and takes a sip of an energy drink right after saying that

    • @denji5426
      @denji5426 4 года назад +2

      it's like that's the joke

  • @thepursuer2401
    @thepursuer2401 6 лет назад +210

    "I haven't ever got scared in a horror game" few seconds later "I have tried to stop lying"

  • @zonattacktv362
    @zonattacktv362 5 лет назад +1005

    "i cant look at women im engaged!" -a minute later- "ayyy! a strip club!"

  • @Suneru
    @Suneru 6 лет назад +1375

    I love uncut pewdiepie. It really is a shame that he can't say anything even remotely controversial without screaming *ITS A JOKE* afterwards

    • @georgetomkinson1651
      @georgetomkinson1651 6 лет назад +33

      @@blacksilkmagick gonna need more context, what's trash?

    • @NoxysPlace
      @NoxysPlace 6 лет назад +56

      you say uncut pewdiepie? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @elio_fay
      @elio_fay 6 лет назад +6

      He's got *smegma.* 😏

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 6 лет назад +5

      And whom exactly does it help? I wish he'd made up his mind - either don't say the thing, or don't yell issajoke afterwards. That makes it ten times worse.

    • @inspiremz
      @inspiremz 6 лет назад +12

      @@aliveslice tbh I find it funny.

  • @valaquenta220
    @valaquenta220 4 года назад +15

    -Felix: "PFFF...UNEMPLOYED...WHAT A LOSER !!!"
    -millions of us IRL:

  • @hecodheadsrus
    @hecodheadsrus 6 лет назад +762

    Thank you cyber life automated bus, very cool!

    • @HaHa-gg9dl
      @HaHa-gg9dl 6 лет назад +3

      thecodheadsrus 101 you must drop soaking panties.

    • @thomaswood8829
      @thomaswood8829 6 лет назад

      thecodheadsrus 101 bo

  • @Geoon
    @Geoon 6 лет назад +231

    *The busdriver will remember that*

    • @bedavamuzikk6793
      @bedavamuzikk6793 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/bjbWJN7Zrm0/видео.html

    • @dmdyjim2539
      @dmdyjim2539 6 лет назад +1

      Geoon
      *Busdriver* ⏫
      *Friendly*

  • @SanctusCrypta
    @SanctusCrypta 6 лет назад +450

    *SPOILERS* That fish will actually support you with a sniper rifle in one of the last scenes of the game! You've made the right choice.

    • @naufanaurezan
      @naufanaurezan 6 лет назад +1

      Umm what?

    • @hi_its_kai7019
      @hi_its_kai7019 6 лет назад +66

      Yea man. Then he defend you with his fish friends and his fish power

    • @hi_its_kai7019
      @hi_its_kai7019 6 лет назад +40

      I loved that scene😂

    • @niko870
      @niko870 6 лет назад +49

      WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SPOIL IT TO EVERYONE!!!!! *REEEEE*

    • @hi_its_kai7019
      @hi_its_kai7019 6 лет назад +9

      Nitzu B BC WE CAN😂😎😂

  • @thezeuslightningbolt
    @thezeuslightningbolt 3 года назад +23

    Todd talking about going to beat the sh*t out of Alice
    Pewds: *the lights in the movies and games wonders me*

  • @ghostikeru
    @ghostikeru 6 лет назад +336

    “last time i got scared from a horror game was never”
    *you once got scared of Marzia during a horror game*

    • @Vampress09
      @Vampress09 5 лет назад

      which video?

    • @gabby1523
      @gabby1523 5 лет назад

      @@Vampress09 it was in one of Marzia's videos when she dressed up as a scary nun 😅

  • @FurAdmin
    @FurAdmin 6 лет назад +160

    >forgets to thank the bus driver when there is one.
    >thanks the bus driver but there is no bus driver.
    ^this is how good it gets

  • @Jrce11
    @Jrce11 6 лет назад +84

    Idk how much Felix really cares but I hope he knows alot of his gaming fans still exist and are very happy to see this played 👌🏻

  • @fa-shizzle-a-lizzle7142
    @fa-shizzle-a-lizzle7142 5 лет назад +336

    are we all just going to ignore how hot connor is orrr

  • @cindyliu9746
    @cindyliu9746 6 лет назад +159

    11:28
    *"This is where they buried Season 2 of Scare Pewdiepie"*
    *TOO SOON*

  • @emmetval2952
    @emmetval2952 6 лет назад +191

    In other cities of America, you thank the bus driver.
    In Detroit, THE BUS DRIVER THANKS YOU.

    • @luckyV7772
      @luckyV7772 6 лет назад

      Emmet Val is this supposed to be a reference to that in soviet Russia joke if so you great

    • @noahwellington1729
      @noahwellington1729 6 лет назад

      Emmet Val clever twist on the dead communism meme

  • @ROBLOXGamingDavid
    @ROBLOXGamingDavid 5 лет назад +1019

    R is the 18th letter of the alphabet
    A is a 1st letter of the alphabet
    9 is of course 9
    So 18 + 1 + 9 = 28
    *28 STAB WOUNDS!*

  • @kitty0chan444
    @kitty0chan444 3 года назад +8

    “So it was a woman”
    *stares at camera intensely*
    “JOKINGGGGGGG”