Asian Animal Rights Activist Wasn’t Ready... | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2020
  • What's up y'all. This fake animal lover thought she could go toe to toe with me. INDULGE!
    Video By @alexxmedia
    #AndrewSchulz #StandUp #Comedy
    New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
    In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
    Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
    across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @TheAndrewSchulz
    @TheAndrewSchulz  4 года назад +4259

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    • @sleek4880
      @sleek4880 4 года назад +8

      Hey andrew! I cant buy tickets for the miami show, where do I get them?

    • @xandergonzalez6499
      @xandergonzalez6499 4 года назад +7

      Come to washington

    • @messymakaveli9098
      @messymakaveli9098 4 года назад +4

      bro im praying you play in LA in March, im coming over from England and would love to come see you perform

    • @altinveseli4646
      @altinveseli4646 4 года назад +5

      Any plans for a European tour in the future? e.g in Austria, Germany, Czech Republic...

    • @mimoleclair9824
      @mimoleclair9824 4 года назад +3

      CANADA WHEN??? Come to Montreal please!

  • @MrCamocat09
    @MrCamocat09 3 года назад +34246

    I love how once she realized she wasn't winning she joined in on his jokes. That's real maturity right there.

    • @redcell2852
      @redcell2852 3 года назад +693

      I seen that 😂 if only more conversations in this world would end on that note!"

    • @georgethekingiv
      @georgethekingiv 3 года назад +425

      Most people just yell or scream over them nowadays so people can't hear that the other person makes sense

    • @noisi_tc3068
      @noisi_tc3068 3 года назад +242

      Not really the place either to discuss animal rights ;)

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 3 года назад +146

      I hate it when they try to join in. They're not professional comedians and serve much better as an opponent to the comedian. Her "over rice" line just made the exchange less funny.

    • @grammarofficerkrupke4398
      @grammarofficerkrupke4398 3 года назад +32

      @Devin Breedlove *than (I'm just doing my job)
      I agree with you. Hecklers can be the best part of a comedians act. It forces them to ad lib and you get a good measure of their wit.

  • @lilSTballer
    @lilSTballer 4 года назад +45277

    All jokes aside, she was a good sport about it.

    • @NoName-fm2cy
      @NoName-fm2cy 4 года назад +417

      No doubt. 😂

    • @enriqueshockwave
      @enriqueshockwave 4 года назад +867

      just kept giving him home-runs

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe 4 года назад +138

      lilSTballer he was being an asshole

    • @r3sianon975
      @r3sianon975 4 года назад +487

      She should be. She was interrupting his stand-up.

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe 4 года назад +34

      Dawit_K I don’t subscribe to such a primitive form of entertainment this is simply low hanging fruit

  • @kdub3288
    @kdub3288 Год назад +6645

    I respect that hell out of her in that she doesn’t get triggered and goes along with his jokes.

    • @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit
      @YouTube_is_complete-total_shit Год назад +108

      Remember she grew up 3rd world too, anyone who's been to ugly countries and shit knows to stay humble, because they have seen the reality... and this is Paradise.

    • @bogunnarsson6661
      @bogunnarsson6661 Год назад +17

      @@RUclips_is_complete-total_shitthe background doesnt take away her credit.

    • @dimsabor5812
      @dimsabor5812 Год назад +16

      i was dissapointed she didnt get triggered

    • @jeengyim3072
      @jeengyim3072 Год назад +35

      If you go to a stand up and you get offended you shouldn’t be there..people that go there to make bs arguments with a comedian shouldn’t be there..she didn’t want to make her self look like a bigger fool..no respect, just sit down and enjoy the show

    • @chucknorris277
      @chucknorris277 Год назад +18

      Respect. Lol. What people respect these days is pathetic

  • @hallhrndz3529
    @hallhrndz3529 Год назад +3075

    When he said: "they eat dogs because they don't have chipotle only Chihuahua" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Isa1ahL33
      @Isa1ahL33 Год назад +4

      Oh, roasted!😂

    • @boknow5506
      @boknow5506 Год назад +4

      @Pioteko pag pag good enough so selling year old McDonald I'll eat any animal after that

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 Год назад +4

      Good joke but pretty sure chihuahuas are more expensive than food lol they pedigree breed. They probably eat a village dog no breed.

    • @quantum6641
      @quantum6641 Год назад +2

      Ok but nobody asked

    • @hallhrndz3529
      @hallhrndz3529 Год назад

      @Pioteko yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @corporate_marshmallow
    @corporate_marshmallow 4 года назад +7394

    Not an animal rights activist...just a girl who said she liked animals.

    • @FN-Alpha-YT
      @FN-Alpha-YT 4 года назад +442

      And there’s the activist

    • @AriGrande
      @AriGrande 4 года назад +166

      I'll eat your cat.

    • @griffin1182
      @griffin1182 4 года назад +168

      Im confused what this was all about, she said she liked animals and then he turned it into some weird thing

    • @fuzzymp
      @fuzzymp 4 года назад +21

      René Baarveld your stupid as hell

    • @Tinskap
      @Tinskap 4 года назад +9

      Those kinda go hand and hand tho

  • @pwnership3292
    @pwnership3292 4 года назад +17631

    She was actually a good heckler, she had a sense of humor and didn't just argue with emotion and shit

    • @poisenbery
      @poisenbery 4 года назад +63

      I think it was her first time

    • @whatupshounce2284
      @whatupshounce2284 4 года назад +288

      She didn't argue because she was owned from the start. She didn't have a specific topic and when she said all animals, it turned into a generalization. From there he was open to take it anywhere he wanted. She should be grateful he didn't take her down the rabbit hole. Once he saw she wasn't a threat he was very cordial to her.
      As a person who has been to my fair share of comedy clubs, I have seen it go harsher on the heckler. Hopefully she thanked him after the show.

    • @youtubrone1411
      @youtubrone1411 4 года назад +37

      @@whatupshounce2284 Is it possible that she was part of his 'show'? Because, to make it interesting I would. (This is just a question)

    • @theo7340
      @theo7340 4 года назад +23

      What Up Shounce why are you such an entitled idiot

    • @rijinn727
      @rijinn727 4 года назад +8

      She's a filipina the worst thing she could say is "thats fucked up yes"

  • @wilrobles6219
    @wilrobles6219 Год назад +835

    I love how this comedian sets people up. Ingenious.

    • @jeremysales1232
      @jeremysales1232 5 дней назад

      They set themselves up. He just goes with the flow.

    • @wilrobles6219
      @wilrobles6219 5 дней назад

      @jeremysales1232 There's certainly a give and take.

  • @Agent_Cobalt
    @Agent_Cobalt Год назад +74

    You know, I appreciate that she engaged with him instead of making a scene and leaving

  • @jonathanedward5062
    @jonathanedward5062 4 года назад +15371

    I just realized how important comedians are nowadays in this politically correct age.

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад +224

      Uhhh that's how it's always been. Really low hanging froot here, the man himself, Carlin. Generations before this. It's nothing new bud, keep up

    • @YeOldeGabe
      @YeOldeGabe 4 года назад +101

      Comedians have always been like this... what...

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 4 года назад +56

      @@YeOldeGabe you gotta say it to them slowly. They ain't too bright

    • @segmentgweezy4228
      @segmentgweezy4228 4 года назад +55

      its really not that deep

    • @noire2438
      @noire2438 4 года назад +31

      ILikeCHEEZ9 hence he said “just realized”

  • @sullyfox4993
    @sullyfox4993 2 года назад +10930

    As crude as it is, the "You're going to go home tonight and take a shit into clean water" is incredibly profound and something almost all people take for granted.

    • @jonathanvogt4341
      @jonathanvogt4341 2 года назад +159

      Ikr! As opposed to a hole in the ground or just on the ground

    • @shleemlington699
      @shleemlington699 2 года назад +1

      @@jonathanvogt4341 MFer you don’t know, right?? It’s not about where you shit it’s what you’re shitting into, CLEAN WATER! We are literally SHITTING IN IT when they don’t even have clean water to drink. Mfer said IKR? It’s not a hole in the ground! 😐

    • @Tnargav
      @Tnargav 2 года назад +107

      @@jonathanvogt4341 Or a random tree and strong legs.

    • @imallergictobullets
      @imallergictobullets 2 года назад +328

      @@jonathanvogt4341 It’s not the privilege of where to shit, it’s taking for granted how incredibly valuable clean water is. People in the first world don’t even recognize it.

    • @mndsgn1
      @mndsgn1 2 года назад +119

      @@imallergictobullets jesus having running water/a roof over your heads/food
      We're better off than what 2 billion other people

  • @f_k_4644
    @f_k_4644 Год назад +233

    heckler with a soul! loved the back and forth - glad she stayed a good sport about it.

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare 14 дней назад

      Still a heckler, therefore still an idiot, only backed down when she realized that she was about to get annihilated, which duh of course she would.

  • @bdotty2320
    @bdotty2320 Год назад +83

    Hands down Andrew is the best to ever walk into the comedy scene, doesn’t give a shit about anything, smart asf and the funniest 😂 love the show bro keep up the great shit

  • @ChewMeLikeGum
    @ChewMeLikeGum 3 года назад +19268

    She admitted loss in a debate, then joined into the jokes. I like her.

    • @Granamerica3650
      @Granamerica3650 2 года назад +158

      Not a debate though, it's comedy

    • @konradstrich1822
      @konradstrich1822 2 года назад +174

      @@platinum2905 He's probably seeing the debate you clearly missed

    • @OrangeMelon419
      @OrangeMelon419 2 года назад +19

      True. Most ppl have have lost this skill.

    • @TitanicGipsy1
      @TitanicGipsy1 2 года назад +10

      @@platinum2905 what are you talking about? Just because they like all animals doesn’t mean that they like other people

    • @rgjcs2793
      @rgjcs2793 2 года назад +2

      @@platinum2905 blah blah blah bada bing bada boom

  • @Fatkid1190
    @Fatkid1190 4 года назад +5996

    She took it like a champ. That woman knows she’s in a comedy club talking to a comedian so logically there was nothing to take too serious. This is refreshing to watch. 👏🏼👏🏼

    • @brianstory
      @brianstory 4 года назад +34

      That restored my faith in humanity a slight bit

    • @MrDeceptacon88
      @MrDeceptacon88 4 года назад +6

      No she shouldnt be a rude bitch and stfu

    • @ConfusedGeriatric
      @ConfusedGeriatric 4 года назад +2

      Too much back and forth

    • @yhy3898
      @yhy3898 4 года назад +10

      Her fucking brain was too slow to comprehend. Needed her English friend to tell her she's not going to win...

    • @benardneza7714
      @benardneza7714 4 года назад +15

      well you should take some of that shit serious and reflect a little cause the guy was making some damn good points
      these over the top caring and sensitiveness is a first world country luxury

  • @Sarah-cs9wp
    @Sarah-cs9wp 9 месяцев назад +6

    Empathy and compassion are signs of higher intelligence

    • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
      @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 9 месяцев назад

      But not for humans?

    • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
      @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 9 месяцев назад +1

      By the way, I agree. Just trying to get more out of you.

    • @Sarah-cs9wp
      @Sarah-cs9wp 8 месяцев назад

      @@themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 of course. For humans,animals, our planet. Often the smartest person in the room is also the most compassionate. Factually. Ppl w/lower intelligence tend to be more self centred

    • @SteversChed
      @SteversChed 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Sarah-cs9wp The people who claim to care the most use animal products from the same animals that normal people eat.
      Dishonesty and hypocrisy are not a sign of someone being smart at all.

  • @sincere1487
    @sincere1487 Год назад +317

    Didn't know that Andrew Shultz was this damn good of a comedian i gotta check out more of his shows

    • @samlui3591
      @samlui3591 Год назад +10

      For real? His been good from the start. Seen his stuff few years back before he blew the fuck up

    • @FinnaBusanut
      @FinnaBusanut Год назад +1

      His podcast, Flagrant, is good too.

    • @immers2410
      @immers2410 Год назад +3

      I dunno. He came across as a bit of a bully

    • @jpslim7279
      @jpslim7279 Год назад +3

      @@immers2410 lol wtf. Go find a safe space and avoid comedy.

    • @immers2410
      @immers2410 Год назад +2

      @@jpslim7279 there is a lot of punching down in his shows

  • @Zoofactory
    @Zoofactory 3 года назад +10634

    Yeah.. She’s being a great sport about this.. A little humor goes a long way for all of us.👍

    • @jaybee8148
      @jaybee8148 3 года назад +10

      Well said

    • @jtguven7993
      @jtguven7993 3 года назад +8

      I was just gonna comment the same thing

    • @jedmcdonald4695
      @jedmcdonald4695 3 года назад +15

      Yup, hopefully there's more people like this than we think.

    • @trapmo7980
      @trapmo7980 3 года назад +7

      Yes ofcourse and it was good because there was no racism really brought into it more of a comical gesture amongst her race.

    • @seanoreilly1832
      @seanoreilly1832 3 года назад +14

      She was terrible. A Californian saying she is from a third world country?
      Philippines is not a third world country

  • @jjccg9415
    @jjccg9415 3 года назад +2947

    This dude is ruthless, but in the most non-malicious way.

    • @VueiyVisarelli
      @VueiyVisarelli 3 года назад +32

      That's the best way to roast: where the person who _was_ mad at you can't help but laugh.

    • @jjccg9415
      @jjccg9415 3 года назад +2

      @@ireallycant4416 Dont be a pussy

    • @jjccg9415
      @jjccg9415 3 года назад +1

      @@ireallycant4416 Did you just assume my race? Bro, you racist as hell. Plus, I ain’t even white.

    • @gerrychan5729
      @gerrychan5729 3 года назад

      He’s ruthless, but if we can’t make fun of ourselves then we might as well hold our breaths.

    • @jimreimers4213
      @jimreimers4213 3 года назад

      Definetly. He was totally non insulting they both did great. I love the, my American friend said I will not win!!

  • @ryckarduhryckarduh180
    @ryckarduhryckarduh180 9 месяцев назад +2

    I cant imagine how good it must feel to know you're not even using your material, you're just improvising and it does the trick perfectly

  • @Chadok89
    @Chadok89 Год назад +35

    At least she knew how to take a joke. That's great people

  • @jorgecastro7352
    @jorgecastro7352 3 года назад +4297

    "Its not win or lose, its trying to understand shit". Real words

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 3 года назад +5

      @zeroaffinity 2016* - it was a year of hatred.

    • @anikinmartinez4726
      @anikinmartinez4726 3 года назад +13

      Not anymore. Now if you question something you just get attacked

    • @mightyjoeyoung1390
      @mightyjoeyoung1390 3 года назад +4

      @@DzinkyDzink lmao. Go sit down you clown. 🤡

    • @frankman5193
      @frankman5193 3 года назад

      @@DzinkyDzink as opposed to 1914 the year of love

    • @trumpwasbetter
      @trumpwasbetter 3 года назад +3

      Serious shit... good comedy, to bad liberals get to offended for laughs.

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet 3 года назад +3964

    I will never understand why people try to argue with someone holding a microphone. Doesn't matter if you're right, microphone ALWAYS wins...lol

    • @Insomnia4321
      @Insomnia4321 3 года назад +99

      I dunno dude ive seen a heckler take control of the crowd a couple times and lemme say the victor is and always will be the one getting the most laughs

    • @Galdring
      @Galdring 3 года назад +109

      I owned a comedian in the comedy cellar, once. My friend and I were visiting from Norway, and the ladies at the next table had caught on to us being foreigners. When the comedian asked if there were any Europeans in the audience, the ladies called us out. The comedian asked some questions about Norway, looking for a joke, but it was pretty clear he knew nothing about the place. Now... I was so shitfaced that I don't remember what my joke was, but to my surprise, the audience burst out laughing. They must have been as silly drunk as me. The next comedian on stage came by our table, grabbed my hand, and patted me on the back.
      Life achievements! Gonna tell my grandchildren that tale, I just wish I remembered my joke... That way it wouldn't be grandpa's funny blackout story.

    • @isaiah8988
      @isaiah8988 3 года назад +4

      Not always
      ruclips.net/video/t3D8AFcGaGc/видео.html

    • @hamzterix
      @hamzterix 3 года назад +4

      Agree, people mentally prepared themselves for the main guys to be the funniest and play along.

    • @arturkumissov2054
      @arturkumissov2054 3 года назад +7

      320 sheeps agree with you. The loudest doesn't allways wins. What kind of logic is that? For the sake of comedy she let him have it. Otherwise his points were weak in this clip. People with religious background think animals are here to serve humans. You can love all animals and still kill and eat them. Religion divided humans from nature and animal life and we will pay for that. Why making fun of poor people sitting on a high horse? You can do better than that Schulz

  • @lmntsgames3848
    @lmntsgames3848 Год назад +48

    Cebu City is fairly rich.. richer than other places in the Philippines.. pretty sure she has never experienced real poverty where they had to eat pagpag(garbage food).. if that's the only food you can get you won't even think about how the animals felt, you just want to survive as well.. and seeing how she's lucky enough to move to the States at just 8 years old, really sure she never knew nor truly understand how poor the Philippines actually is.. I personally have been through places many people haven't even heard before and the poverty is too much that thinking about how animals will feel being eaten is not even in anybody's mind.. that's a luxury you can only get when your resources are abundant.. she lived in a city, but has she ever been on a remote island with no fresh water that they pay people to import fresh water into the island.? Has she ever visited people living in the middle of the forest eating nothing but bananas.? I did.. I personally talked to them myself.. and I don't believe she understands enough to know that these poor people can't care less about animal rights.. coming from the Philippines don't qualify her as knowledgeable enough about its poverty.. she came from a city and even lucky enough to move out of the Philippines at a young age.. she doesn't know what poverty actually is..

    • @NM-ok9wb
      @NM-ok9wb Год назад +5

      Yeah I agree with everything you said. I'm from Manila, came to America at 5 years old. I don't care how "chill" she is with the jokes, she has enough situational awareness to know she can't make a scene in a comedy club, but 100% she's just like all the other SJWs in her every day life waving her ethnicity and "3rd world country" BS around.
      The only people from Philippines who get to go to America are rich people, people in healthcare, women who marry an expat or people who have connections with people who are already citizens in America that can petition them. If you're in any of these categories, you're already more well off than most of the people in Philippines. She probably came to America because 1 or both of her parents work in healthcare, which likely puts her somewhere around middle class, probably had enough money to put food on the table every day, but not to splurge on frivolous things often both in America and in Philippines. The "real shit" she went through in the Philippines is likely the same type of "real shit" a middle class family living in a not so great neighborhood would go through when they're living in a big city like New York.

    • @HarlieHarlot
      @HarlieHarlot Год назад

      I agree. My family from Visaya. Majority are in Manila metro. When I go to the Philippines I really appreciate what I have being a u.s. citizen.

    • @Rhythmicons
      @Rhythmicons 3 месяца назад

      The jokes are still racist though.

  • @gatsu.
    @gatsu. 9 месяцев назад +2

    love the mix between comedy and realtalk

  • @BigCam.31
    @BigCam.31 2 года назад +4187

    Her ability to cope with what she started and then have the humility to accept her loss and run with the show is something about 20% of people MAX could do. Respect.

    • @Kumayll
      @Kumayll 2 года назад +4

      I always have had that ability I knew not many people have it tbf but after seeing these comments I was like holy shit maybe it's rare, yunno; it's so fkn cringe but people just tend to carry themselves in various stupid ways thinking that people are gonna think they're too "cOoL or they not to be "mEEsED" with lmao, life is to sort to be so bitched and serious about everything yk

    • @bikashnepal1377
      @bikashnepal1377 2 года назад +4

      Nop! She felt that constipation ahahah 😆 😂

    • @ok-pv7fw
      @ok-pv7fw 2 года назад +11

      20%? Bro that's just exaggeration at this point😂😵

    • @jout738
      @jout738 Год назад +1

      Yes she is asian and thoese were just opinions somebody might influence her like some western girl did, but she pleasant enough as asian to accept her lose.

    • @pratikkawade4861
      @pratikkawade4861 Год назад

      They should teach humility in school for this exact reason.

  • @mikeg3439
    @mikeg3439 2 года назад +5810

    Smartest heckler I've seen in some time, she remained fairly friendly, even admitted that her friend stated she was not going to win this debate.

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 2 года назад +131

      I don't think she was a heckler. I think this was a crowd work show

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 Год назад +39

      that was her just trying to back out of it gracefully, because she didn't want to be embarrassed

    • @mikeg3439
      @mikeg3439 Год назад +69

      @@nickmagrick7702 thus she is, to me, the smartest I've seen in some time. Gracefully backing out was the right call.

    • @wolfelizondo558
      @wolfelizondo558 Год назад +11

      She lost the moment she started

    • @aljoschadietrich9040
      @aljoschadietrich9040 Год назад +19

      its not a debate, it was a joke. He said that an animal wouldnt care about her and just kill her right? Like cecil the lion would kill you. But that doesnt mean we can just go and shoot lions

  • @adrianmasters250
    @adrianmasters250 9 месяцев назад +2

    She took this well and it was respectful both ways, great crowd work

  • @seth4599
    @seth4599 Год назад +9

    When he said “Cause they’d get hungry.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adamknight1387
    @adamknight1387 3 года назад +4263

    just avoid arguing with someone that has the stage and mic. they have the high ground. lol. you cant win. unless its amy schumer. then you might win.

    • @geddstock
      @geddstock 2 года назад +38

      @@longfeijiang2449 😂😂

    • @calculator4482
      @calculator4482 2 года назад +57

      @@longfeijiang2449 HAHAHAAAA...... Good joke

    • @tontobonto2073
      @tontobonto2073 2 года назад +10

      @@longfeijiang2449 lmaoo

    • @maku4814
      @maku4814 2 года назад +104

      No chance against amy schmuer. Whatever you say she's gonna turn into a fart / sex joke and you're done.

    • @burakeren
      @burakeren 2 года назад +46

      But then that means you've gone to a Amy Schumer show and why would you do that?

  • @aldntv8028
    @aldntv8028 4 года назад +6201

    “We’re not gonna win this”
    No but please keep trying so we can get this content

    • @CruzACZ
      @CruzACZ 4 года назад +37

      Her friend knew it wasn’t going to end well for her.

    • @azih8626
      @azih8626 4 года назад +21

      lmao why enter an animal rights talk as an asian that’s literally walking right into it, and she even announced she was asian before he probably even clocked, as she weren’t front row and that’s usually where his victims are, so practically begged for the roast

    • @sagara9607
      @sagara9607 4 года назад +2

      yes please

    • @ramihockey0012
      @ramihockey0012 4 года назад +2

      I respect her answer lmao

    • @TheSpartan3669
      @TheSpartan3669 4 года назад +4

      @Inebriatd People have always been dumb. Now they're free to express that.

  • @heavybre
    @heavybre 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thing about Schultz is that he don't even have to write jokes, just give him a heckler and thats half his show right there😂

  • @ractmo
    @ractmo 9 месяцев назад +2

    The last part got me@ thinking about your home country on toilet seat 😂😂

  • @sarawilliams815
    @sarawilliams815 2 года назад +3722

    Lady: "they all have lives"
    Andrew: "they dont all need to"😂😂😂

    • @emergence8217
      @emergence8217 2 года назад +41

      The way she said was typical ignorance.. i immediately know her mind and stereotyped her. 😂

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze 2 года назад +10

      @@emergence8217 what was ignorant about what she said?

    • @emergence8217
      @emergence8217 2 года назад +63

      @@theveganblaze that sounds like a rhetorical question and your name is vegan. I immediately assumed your character too. 😂.
      Everything has life , even moths do but the distinction of life that matters. One is just a fuel for another powerful life form. Nature.

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze 2 года назад +38

      @@emergence8217 you said it yourself, you are assuming my character, and you are inventing something out of nothing. “Typical ignorance” and yet you can’t respond to a simple question, because you will dismiss it anyway to suit your own interests and to remain arrogant. Stereotyping something you know nothing about. Have you been vegan? (That question is rhetorical, because I know the answer is “No.” What are you laughing at anyway? Are you laughing at how pompous you are. I’m laughing at that, too.

    • @theveganblaze
      @theveganblaze 2 года назад +11

      @@emergence8217 typical gibberish response? Do you think I can’t just claim that you are spewing nonsense as well. And that I already know you aren’t going to respond to anything I say because your purpose is to troll. My purpose is to affect change. You promote the status quo, lazy thinking, apathy, hate for other creatures. To me, it doesn’t matter what you invoke. I am the one who responded to your comment. I am not doing this for you. And I am satisfied as well, because while you get a kick out of this. So do I. Calling a spade a spade is also fun for me.

  • @hoofgripweightlifting6872
    @hoofgripweightlifting6872 2 года назад +8052

    I’m Filipino and I laughed so hard rice came out of my nose. Well played. That’s the problem in America. Many are so freakin sensitive. It’s okay to laugh. Ethnic jokes are the funniest.

    • @kensh851
      @kensh851 2 года назад +38

      I'm Filipino and you're not even Filipino to begin with.

    • @blackroberts6290
      @blackroberts6290 2 года назад +59

      @@kensh851 benefit of the doubt lods, benefit of the doubt

    • @martinilardi1196
      @martinilardi1196 2 года назад +87

      @@kensh851 what? how do you know that?

    • @arkyudetoo9555
      @arkyudetoo9555 2 года назад +218

      And about the eating dog part, it's true. Some people do eat dogs here, they even let you try it without telling you what the fuck you're eating. I'm not gonna fall for that again.

    • @KOTAPHYSICS
      @KOTAPHYSICS 2 года назад +7

      exactly people are sensitive here...otherwise in philippines we would murder people lmao!

  • @edlo8928
    @edlo8928 9 месяцев назад

    “That we’re not going to win this” had me😂😂

  • @MistaKnifeguy
    @MistaKnifeguy Год назад +4

    Dude is ACTIVELY hilarious. Don't give him a finger or he'll take the whole arm. Brilliant, comedy LIVES!

  • @ookber5176
    @ookber5176 4 года назад +2817

    "Take a shit in clean water" I never thought of it that way

    • @gangmember2541
      @gangmember2541 4 года назад +120

      Dimitri Petrenko lmao same. I don’t know if I can take a shit anymore without feeling guilty about it

    • @fsmfsm9941
      @fsmfsm9941 4 года назад +88

      but what would be the alternative? taking a shit in toxic waste?

    • @ankitbhagat9331
      @ankitbhagat9331 4 года назад +69

      @@fsmfsm9941 Rise of the Chernobyl

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 4 года назад +27

      @@fsmfsm9941 take a shit in the soil, as it was for hundreds of thousands of years man. It fertilizes the ground and something can grow, but we switched to this toilet system like 200 years ago cus "ew poop smells get it away from me"

    • @rubenscott3972
      @rubenscott3972 4 года назад +3

      China is mixing 0.01 of all there toxic waste in everything they make there is toxic waste in water you just have to look closer but joke aside how do you think China can move all that trash they make more trash than the world’s combined but were is it easy and smart way is mix it in everything since you are allowed to have a bit of toxic levels they will be ok to pass to America’s standards

  • @blairstewart5636
    @blairstewart5636 4 года назад +2395

    She took it like a champ. There were several things she could’ve gotten offended about, and she may have, but she understood he’s a comedian and it’s all part of an act.

    • @snowgoons4k850
      @snowgoons4k850 4 года назад +16

      omg shut up blair stewart

    • @PHInomenal79
      @PHInomenal79 4 года назад +14

      And if she were offended, what would she have done? Absolutely nothing! 🤣

    • @blairstewart5636
      @blairstewart5636 4 года назад +13

      James Nosactivated she was laughing a long with the jokes because she understood they were jokes. Many people in today’s society would’ve gotten offended and pissed off but she didn’t so good for her.

    • @blairstewart5636
      @blairstewart5636 4 года назад +1

      Phi Truong that has nothing to do with my comment. Move along.

    • @souldier2875
      @souldier2875 4 года назад +6

      I mean she did completely put herself out there to be saintly

  • @user-mv1tp3fu1y
    @user-mv1tp3fu1y 9 месяцев назад

    Because they get too hungry - that took me tf out 😂

  • @maizeman90
    @maizeman90 Год назад +2

    The good kind of heckler. One that can add to a show, without really disrubting it. She was a good sport and went along with the jokes. I can appreciate that.

  • @salvador9188
    @salvador9188 3 года назад +3387

    I can’t believe this was filmed in 2020 this seems like a 2000 stand up show when everyone could take a joke

    • @csv8944
      @csv8944 3 года назад +131

      Or maybe we have not yet all fallen victim to the woke cancel culture. I sure hope so

    • @elchucofried5683
      @elchucofried5683 3 года назад +83

      @@csv8944 or maybe cancel culture is blown out of proportion. Half the people online arent even from America and here we are

    • @pitsahat2
      @pitsahat2 3 года назад +76

      @@csv8944 the best way to go against it is to never apologise and just tell those people to fuck off. The moment you apologise is like an admission of guilt to them.

    • @drewbadwolf5182
      @drewbadwolf5182 3 года назад +10

      I have faith in humans again, a little

    • @theglassmaster3140
      @theglassmaster3140 3 года назад +8

      Someone in that audience was losing their sht. We just didn't get to see it.

  • @ehsaanmalik6142
    @ehsaanmalik6142 2 года назад +3011

    That was brutal. Lesson learnt : You don't try and be an activist in a comedy show.

    • @PettyGG
      @PettyGG 2 года назад +73

      Nothing "brutal" about it. Everyone had fun...

    • @colecampbell1906
      @colecampbell1906 2 года назад +84

      Guarantee she wasn't having fun lol. She just can't make it obvious that she's mad or she'll be another meme.

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f 2 года назад +14

      @@colecampbell1906 clearly we asians handle our emotions better than you emotional and woke Americans

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo 2 года назад +13

      Most activists are not activists. They just like to annoy people with pseudomorals on the internet. Term just gets thrown around.

    • @daddyrabbit835
      @daddyrabbit835 2 года назад +14

      Because she loves animals doesn't make her an activist.

  • @boodledemic6430
    @boodledemic6430 9 месяцев назад +2

    We all came to this video ready to get mad but ended up loving her instead 😂

  • @nabi5864
    @nabi5864 9 месяцев назад

    As an average person , don't ever challenge a a quick witted professional Stand up Roaster

  • @matthewcooper4248
    @matthewcooper4248 3 года назад +3019

    "I was like eight years old."
    So you were raised in America.

    • @steveking6792
      @steveking6792 3 года назад +98

      TECHNICALLY 😂

    • @porto1st
      @porto1st 3 года назад +36

      @King K Calm down bro. It’s easy to tell that he’s about to make a joke implying Cebu is poor. So she can either play along and say mediocre to give him something to work with,, or she can straight up say no it’s rich and be a bad sport.

    • @johnvines4875
      @johnvines4875 3 года назад +50

      Plus Philippines isn’t like the real third world country , try and survive in Somalia

    • @Yup_ItsHer
      @Yup_ItsHer 3 года назад +46

      Anyone who came to the states from the Philippines in a very young age is rich in the philippines. Usually they have businesses and stuff and like own a resort

    • @johnvines4875
      @johnvines4875 3 года назад +3

      @@AchillesTM Did I say it was?

  • @dmpunk
    @dmpunk 3 года назад +3564

    Now that he mentioned it, the fact that we shit into perfectly clean drinking water is kinda fucked lol. Had me deep thinking for a while

    • @larrybart7633
      @larrybart7633 2 года назад +25

      on god

    • @astrailiaous_Sempticreed
      @astrailiaous_Sempticreed 2 года назад +143

      Would you want smelly fish salt water to fill youre bathroom and house and erode youre pipes?

    • @shinigamieyes2600
      @shinigamieyes2600 2 года назад +98

      If you think it’s perfectly clean then go drink it

    • @dmpunk
      @dmpunk 2 года назад +250

      @@shinigamieyes2600 the water comes is directly from the drinking water supply so is clean. maybe it's different where you live

    • @bigslim7870
      @bigslim7870 2 года назад +107

      I think I’m Japan they have a system where their shower water or faucet water is recycled for their toilets.

  • @zacharyheng9962
    @zacharyheng9962 9 месяцев назад

    i lost it at the end lol

  • @BertzTriscut
    @BertzTriscut Год назад +479

    I'm always shocked whenever someone tries to put human lives as well as that of crows, elephants, and more... on the same level as bot flies and tape worms.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Год назад +3

      More donations to animal charities than human charities in first world countries.

    • @blixxy1320
      @blixxy1320 Год назад +25

      crows are intelligent but elephants are just on a whole other level

    • @BertzTriscut
      @BertzTriscut Год назад +12

      @@blixxy1320 Point remains thatsome lives are clearly more important than others.

    • @midoejw8615
      @midoejw8615 Год назад +32

      Same here my dude , ppl will pay loads of money to feed and shelter homeless animals but will pass across that homeless man like he is invincible, then they say why the crime rate is so damn high

    • @JayseeYT
      @JayseeYT Год назад +10

      Then Buddhism is going to blow your mind

  • @dailydoser1309
    @dailydoser1309 4 года назад +2115

    I'm very impressed that she diddnt get all indignant and self righteous.

    • @nopenotnever
      @nopenotnever 4 года назад +66

      She isn't white. Simple

    • @ArcDevErik
      @ArcDevErik 4 года назад +21

      She saw the L coming.

    • @whiteurkel6175
      @whiteurkel6175 4 года назад +7

      Daily Doser almost as if the media is manipulating who people really are

    • @itsddashrock
      @itsddashrock 4 года назад

      CLPmakesMEhappy More or less.

    • @69djpitbull
      @69djpitbull 4 года назад +4

      Shes filipina. They're not open to doing it in public. They hide emotion till they get home

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 4 года назад +1953

    “I’m technically from the third world, technically.”

    • @eldirtyfaygo5395
      @eldirtyfaygo5395 4 года назад +135

      It means she's been domesticated and is guilty for hanging with them white guilt guppies 😂

    • @PowderedDonutz_
      @PowderedDonutz_ 4 года назад +17

      Anthony yeah that was cringe

    • @Samanosuke1138
      @Samanosuke1138 4 года назад +7

      They mostly come at night. Mostly.

    • @Daveoghscope
      @Daveoghscope 4 года назад +35

      Dude, having the capacity to immigrate to a 1st world country at age 8, isn't the kind of poverty that would push someone to eat dogs or some "real shit" like that.
      This lady's just soaking up the spot light.

    • @Samanosuke1138
      @Samanosuke1138 4 года назад +4

      Daveogh the Guy That depends on her immigration story. She’s from the Philippines so it’s likely her story is the same as others who come from there where someone married her and got her family over here. But again, we don’t know,. She may have eaten a dog or two

  • @savannahsdad1966
    @savannahsdad1966 9 месяцев назад

    He's gotta be the best at improvisation.

  • @akagisenpai7978
    @akagisenpai7978 9 месяцев назад

    Wow an entertaining heckler gotta need more of that

  • @bercor6014
    @bercor6014 4 года назад +1726

    On a serious note, I like this lady. She's not a typical Karen

    • @bercor6014
      @bercor6014 4 года назад +10

      @eric gonzalo omg haha lol. Racist much

    • @miguelsanchez4554
      @miguelsanchez4554 4 года назад +31

      Not a white liberal is probably more accurate.

    • @denachtconducteur7070
      @denachtconducteur7070 4 года назад

      XD

    • @seandepoppe6716
      @seandepoppe6716 4 года назад +4

      FUCKING KAREN!!! my wife and I always say that. whether its at the gps or some dumb women driver we call them all Karen! everyone knows that there is "that Karen" out there.
      Have a great day!

    • @bercor6014
      @bercor6014 4 года назад +4

      @Mircea o they are not my brother. I've seen an Asian Karen once and damn, that changed my perspective on life.

  • @Mr12justin
    @Mr12justin 4 года назад +1930

    these the type of hecklers i like she wasn’t too rude and the crowd got a little but out of the exchange thats how it should be

    • @truecrimejungle
      @truecrimejungle 4 года назад +52

      "I just told me friend were not gonna win this" - yeah, she was WAYYYYYYYY too serious...

    • @jabber1924
      @jabber1924 4 года назад +15

      when she said she moves out when shes 8 i was like.."you barely exp. our country dont do this you americanized girl"

    • @jjenko6366
      @jjenko6366 4 года назад +1

      It was probably a set up

    • @fanzirelli
      @fanzirelli 4 года назад +5

      Watch more Shultz! This isn't a heckler this is his whole bit. Crowd working beast

    • @xWingzTV
      @xWingzTV 4 года назад +3

      Lol these aren’t hecklers idiot Andrews the one who starts shit…

  • @stutesnstuff3337
    @stutesnstuff3337 9 месяцев назад

    Damn that was good

  • @DhooomKetu
    @DhooomKetu Год назад +6

    She is the epitome of ' if u can't beat them join them '

  • @towelietowel4513
    @towelietowel4513 3 года назад +717

    “They don’t have Chipotle they have chihuahua” LMAO

  • @averagejackmedia609
    @averagejackmedia609 3 года назад +2595

    "I'm technically from a third world country"
    *victim mode engaged*

    • @arcturus4762
      @arcturus4762 3 года назад +117

      lmao imagine being from a third world country
      *Cries in stuck in Latin America*

    • @suckit4669
      @suckit4669 3 года назад +81

      He was the one arguing that she is from a first world country, she just denied that claim.

    • @diomorota9178
      @diomorota9178 3 года назад +11

      *Filipono trait activated*

    • @kasperwozowicz
      @kasperwozowicz 2 года назад +2

      Nah I dont think that was a case

    • @boldbenedict4488
      @boldbenedict4488 2 года назад +149

      @@suckit4669 I'm from Philippines. Trust me. This girl never went into shit. She's in one of the wealthiest city of our country and she moved to foreign country at the age of 8. Her saying she went into a shit life in earlier days is bullshit. We all know that no family could afford to go to other country from poor parts of our country. She was just born lucky.

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 9 месяцев назад

    This guy is a master at crowd work

  • @petergarcia1866
    @petergarcia1866 9 месяцев назад

    On point

  • @raidernationkmc
    @raidernationkmc Год назад +1999

    This is a perfect example of how comedy and crowd interaction should work...person is mature enough to realize they payed to see someone's who's job it is to insult and roast everything possible....she understood the assignment lol

    • @capo4ever334
      @capo4ever334 Год назад +18

      They should never work because the crowd shouldn't talk at comedy shows unless the comedian talks to to them

    • @aceofwizardsnephelite829
      @aceofwizardsnephelite829 Год назад +14

      This is not how crowd interaction should work. She felt the need to draw the spotlight on herself when there were a ton of people there to enjoy the show. She wasn't mature, she was entitled.

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 Год назад +6

      That's not how crowd interaction should work. Comedians should come with a full show prepared, not rely on mocking their audience.

    • @aceofwizardsnephelite829
      @aceofwizardsnephelite829 Год назад +2

      @@connaeris8230🕸🕸

    • @TimothyGod
      @TimothyGod Год назад +1

      @@connaeris8230 Holy shit lol

  • @krystalsperfectteeth8194
    @krystalsperfectteeth8194 4 года назад +2251

    *If we are being honest Andrew’s still very underrated.*

    • @MrBob2212
      @MrBob2212 4 года назад +1

      I know you’re right but very much so

    • @djrascal445
      @djrascal445 4 года назад

      💯

    • @RandySavagxe
      @RandySavagxe 4 года назад +5

      I know you’re right but he’s honestly being an asshole

    • @chickenisindeedmystyle7316
      @chickenisindeedmystyle7316 4 года назад +2

      Just cuz famous platforms don’t want him doesn’t need mean he’s not known

    • @AMAStudios
      @AMAStudios 4 года назад +2

      He's better off doing this than forced specials

  • @hangten1904
    @hangten1904 Год назад

    That taking a dump on clean water joke is on point about these activist.

  • @MADE4WORSHIP
    @MADE4WORSHIP Год назад +6

    This is FREAKING HILARIOUS 😂!!!

  • @sethslytherin
    @sethslytherin 4 года назад +1410

    Most comedians hate hecklers. Andrews includes them to his act

    • @KennyBucketz
      @KennyBucketz 4 года назад +23

      Sharon Joel Jaison Andrew will include you wether you’re a heckler or not. He goes into it wanting to interact with them. It’s a big part of his show, especially for RUclips. He’s not giving much of his actual act out, but he’s promoting himself with his audience work since that always changes. And I wouldn’t call this woman a heckler. At the beginning, her answer makes it seem as if Andrew might’ve started a dialogue with her. That being said, if he feels you’re distracting the show, Andrew will kick you out. I’ve seen it live. This was most likely Andrew choosing to speak to her and not her heckling. She seems reasonable

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 года назад +1

      How do you know she's a heckler?

    • @maxmunoz95
      @maxmunoz95 4 года назад +8

      This is crowd work she wasn't a heckler

    • @Aeyahuasca
      @Aeyahuasca 4 года назад +1

      Bro no most comics do not hate hecklers

    • @Ryder056
      @Ryder056 4 года назад +1

      Check Jimmy Carr he's amazing at burning hecklers

  • @godwinikah6789
    @godwinikah6789 4 года назад +1095

    "they don't all need to“ 😂😂😂

    • @jerow7204
      @jerow7204 4 года назад +15

      thats a fact

    • @aaryo_dhravidan
      @aaryo_dhravidan 4 года назад +3

      @@jerow7204 no its not.. Y do u think u need a life? Lmao.. 😂

    • @Elrohof
      @Elrohof 4 года назад +4

      @@aaryo_dhravidan That's still a fact.

    • @karunaveerakathi9268
      @karunaveerakathi9268 3 года назад

      @@Elrohof that's your opinion

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад

      @@aaryo_dhravidan well they don't *need* to, right?

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 9 месяцев назад

    when schultz grabs the stool its going down lol

  • @nelsikegaming
    @nelsikegaming 9 месяцев назад

    This dude's crowdwork is off the charts

  • @youmadbro7733
    @youmadbro7733 3 года назад +1000

    I don’t even think Andrew prepares for a show. He just goes up, takes a seat, makes his observations and reacts to the audience.

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 3 года назад +32

      That's his whole stichk....crowd work. And if you heckle....that's just a good setup for the rest of the night for hm😂😂😂😂

    • @mindy829
      @mindy829 3 года назад +7

      Incredible talent!

    • @mayankdewli1010
      @mayankdewli1010 2 года назад +1

      All he has to do is pass condescending remarks to someone from third world and it's considered "funny" by his fans. If it's asian throw in the dog joke. If it's middle eastern african or some other ethnicity you talk about some other stereotype and people laugh like lunatics. It's definitely not funny but it's american humor. Apparently High handed condescending entitled behaviour is considered funny in north america

    • @nyjohn-dk6xt
      @nyjohn-dk6xt 2 года назад +23

      @@mayankdewli1010 not sure why your watching this video if you don't like him, that says more about you than our sense of humor.

    • @countys32
      @countys32 2 года назад +1

      Yeah its called crowd work dummy.

  • @chubi167
    @chubi167 3 года назад +4164

    Man this blonde chick in the corner is not impressed.

    • @stylisheko6745
      @stylisheko6745 3 года назад +612

      Now that was a true undercover activist right there

    • @monkeyddizze
      @monkeyddizze 3 года назад +67

      Haha saw that

    • @itdidnotworkmichael
      @itdidnotworkmichael 3 года назад +285

      Too be fair, she was laughing toward the end. See all those bottles in front of her? She might be a drowsy drunk...

    • @dhanushvarthiboina
      @dhanushvarthiboina 3 года назад +55

      She is vegan

    • @derrekhoffer7728
      @derrekhoffer7728 3 года назад +48

      She boring

  • @geraldgonzalez4961
    @geraldgonzalez4961 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:38 pretty sure, hanging around with Joe Rogan too much, made him say that 😂😂😂

  • @Pakcole_12
    @Pakcole_12 9 месяцев назад

    The fact that Andrew started barking💀

  • @porterhouse7260
    @porterhouse7260 4 года назад +1646

    the chick off the right hand side of the stage, just sittin' there, starring, barely laughing, with a pile of beer in front of her. haa

  • @behemothbob
    @behemothbob 4 года назад +2150

    It’s funny because Cebu is actually one of the richest cities in the Philippines

    • @JohnpaulDejoria666
      @JohnpaulDejoria666 4 года назад +224

      Signal Elm yep , my wife is from the Philippines and she said the same thing as you. She went for the victim angle. She had to think for a second how she was going to answer it. Lol

    • @thefirststrike
      @thefirststrike 4 года назад +162

      @@JohnpaulDejoria666 I am sure everyone in there, including the comedian, realized it was a rich part of the country by the way she hesitated to answer.

    • @JTu8925
      @JTu8925 4 года назад +30

      Yea. Cebu is the rich part.

    • @goondocksaints9597
      @goondocksaints9597 4 года назад +136

      Yeah, I could tell by her hesitation that she wanted to back up and avoid that question altogether. It made me investigate and I was right, she didn't want to 'go there' because she was trying so hard to 'technically' claim third world victim points.

    • @duncan2254
      @duncan2254 4 года назад

      nope

  • @oddfreaks6452
    @oddfreaks6452 Год назад +2

    This…this is comedy for host and audience. I hope more audiences come to be like this…it’s just lovely

  • @thesaiyanprincevegeta
    @thesaiyanprincevegeta Год назад +9

    She was a good sport, breath of fresh air

  • @billparker244
    @billparker244 3 года назад +445

    Shitting in clean water is the best point I've ever heard in this argument lol

    • @dirkremmington
      @dirkremmington 2 года назад +22

      I'm using this tomorrow....no idea where...but it's getting used...

    • @theempire00
      @theempire00 2 года назад

      @@dirkremmington lol

    • @d6wave
      @d6wave 2 года назад

      so in a court case i can bring this argument if i am accused of abuse and corruptions violations etc. !?
      or in a moral debate !? that's like going to a judge and tell her or him that i like punching kids and he's in no measure to judge me bc he shits in clean water.
      that argument doesn't invalidates OTHER ACTIONS (or my yours etc actions).

    • @d6wave
      @d6wave 2 года назад

      on the absurdity and contrast between classes sense it's a good point. just that

  • @dtzyYT
    @dtzyYT 4 года назад +3315

    As a Filipino, I can confirm that chihuahuas are overrated.

    • @TheBaconism
      @TheBaconism 4 года назад +66

      I almost liked your comment but i was like naweh doesnt feel right

    • @drumboarder1
      @drumboarder1 4 года назад +62

      Flavour wise though?

    • @ziyadkutbi7767
      @ziyadkutbi7767 4 года назад +50

      I misread it as overeated... lol.

    • @paraglokhande936
      @paraglokhande936 4 года назад +26

      @@ziyadkutbi7767 i read overheated lmao

    • @evertspojken
      @evertspojken 4 года назад +8

      Too small right? Newfoundland would be better lmao

  • @craigh8832
    @craigh8832 Год назад +5

    Andrew is like a Dune character! He can kill with a word!

  • @tuli0hwut78
    @tuli0hwut78 4 года назад +501

    “They don’t have Chipotle, they have Chihuahua” that killed me

    • @LionHGH
      @LionHGH 4 года назад

      ChiWAWA lol

    • @user-pw3rl9ks4n
      @user-pw3rl9ks4n 4 года назад

      That was actually a good way of seeing it

  • @rambotambo9907
    @rambotambo9907 4 года назад +1450

    “They don’t got Chipotle, they got Chi-huaha!” 😂😂

    • @samie5856
      @samie5856 4 года назад +2

      🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JeriPatrickAPaler
      @JeriPatrickAPaler 4 года назад +2

      People that I know who eat dogs here don't eat expensive dogs and Chi-huahua has no meat hahahahahha

    • @rambotambo9907
      @rambotambo9907 4 года назад +1

      Jeri Patrick A. Paler have you ate it before? I’ve seen it cooked and eaten. But never had the chance. I’d definitely try it though. Definitely not a chihuahua though. I’d want a labrador, or a chocolate lab.

    • @ljyljy88
      @ljyljy88 4 года назад

      @@rambotambo9907 Had it before in china, honestly not that bad. Thought it tasted like goat meat.

    • @rambotambo9907
      @rambotambo9907 4 года назад

      Chris really?!?! I don’t like goat because it’s too gamey of a taste. So I wouldn’t like dog. Thank you very much for the response!

  • @johnnordman8248
    @johnnordman8248 Год назад

    OMG I laughed so hard!!! So true and on point! Subbed you!!!

  • @SkyClears
    @SkyClears Год назад +1

    First video I’ve seen of this guy and also the first time I’ve seen a comedian be respectful with his roasts, well done.

  • @areeshahasan8665
    @areeshahasan8665 3 года назад +2975

    The way she said “look at me, what do I look like? I’m from a third world country...technically” rubbed me the wrong way. Ppl from their world countries don’t say it like that and that was her justification for caring about animals. Idk weird.

    • @jimreimers4213
      @jimreimers4213 3 года назад +116

      Agree, she had a very good attitude but other hecklers would have insisted they were supior and had total authority because of his whiteness and her female third world etc minorities back ground. But she was nothing like that. She had a really great attitude as did he.

    • @black_rifles_matter
      @black_rifles_matter 3 года назад +7

      I thought it was just me

    • @airraverstaz
      @airraverstaz 3 года назад +131

      She also said it as if asians are a new phenomenon in the US. "Do you see me?" As if you should be able to tell that she's fresh off the boat or something. Forget that they've been here for over 100 years now...

    • @shaazy
      @shaazy 3 года назад +34

      In a comedy club when the comedian directs a question at you, this is about as articulate you can be. So relax.

    • @rockznlogz6756
      @rockznlogz6756 3 года назад +8

      Maybe she was thinking that he wd ask him about the. Dogs she ate until she was 8

  • @gg2023
    @gg2023 3 года назад +1231

    Never thought about that, we really do take shits into clean water huh?

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 3 года назад +15

      Crazy , the world is crazy .
      If only there was no greed.

    • @gg2023
      @gg2023 3 года назад +42

      @@zoeinkerman969 is it really greed lol?

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 3 года назад +25

      @@gg2023 I mean yea, in my opinion
      It's crazy that half the world is shitting in clean water , when the other half hasnt even got access to it
      If everyone made it a priority to make this world a better place (greedy billionaires and politicians) it wouldnt be so crazy. Its 2020 , there is literally no reason for starving dying children.

    • @zoeinkerman969
      @zoeinkerman969 3 года назад +18

      @@gg2023 well actually, its not greedy for you personally to take a dump in your toilet . I'm more so saying the fact we are so advanced yet leaving parts of the world in such poverty is greedy .

    • @gg2023
      @gg2023 3 года назад +6

      @@zoeinkerman969 hmm, I don't know man. There are plenty of people who do care and who have the resources and use them to help in a meaningful way. And I do think change is happening but the scale at which it has to happen is so big that it can only happen very slowly. To them they probably see it. But to us living here in our comfort, we don't notice it.

  • @LeScandal
    @LeScandal 9 месяцев назад

    now that’s a dog whistle

  • @RiniDiamandis
    @RiniDiamandis 10 месяцев назад +8

    i love how she was serious at first then started laughing towards the end. humour paired with facts really is the main way to diffuse a situation

  • @bferg8304
    @bferg8304 4 года назад +2216

    “That’s why our parents didn’t want us having any pets”
    “Cuz they’d get too hungry”
    Done. 😂

    • @UND3N1ABLE2
      @UND3N1ABLE2 4 года назад +12

      brendan ferguson our*

    • @sowhat...
      @sowhat... 4 года назад +1

      @@UND3N1ABLE2 I've heard it both ways.

    • @MohammadAliKhalil
      @MohammadAliKhalil 4 года назад +2

      Chiknalfredo Thanks for not having a brain. Our brains can decipher words captain obvious.

    • @colt2488
      @colt2488 4 года назад +1

      I busted out laughing when he said that shit. 😂

    • @colbo1001
      @colbo1001 4 года назад +1

      I shall add to your 1.2k, my friend.

  • @jadenakal5176
    @jadenakal5176 3 года назад +2179

    Me:Google's Cebu
    Google: Cebu is the wealthiest city in the Philippines

    • @Yup_ItsHer
      @Yup_ItsHer 3 года назад +76

      Its not the wealthiest but its up there

    • @hariseldon3611
      @hariseldon3611 3 года назад +1

      @@Yup_ItsHer why not

    • @cavitenoblackpill9720
      @cavitenoblackpill9720 3 года назад +196

      @@Yup_ItsHer cap 🧢 cebu was named The richest province .
      FOR THE SIXTH TIME IN A ROW.

    • @lindaletabasa7760
      @lindaletabasa7760 3 года назад +84

      @@Yup_ItsHer Cebu is the wealthiest because it makes the most tax money. But with our government system, all that money goes to NCR and they get to decide what to do with that money. In which case NCR decides that NCR gets a huge chunk of the national budget.

    • @realtalkreactions8382
      @realtalkreactions8382 3 года назад +18

      Cebu is a dump like the rest of the country

  • @Theyralltakenfu
    @Theyralltakenfu Год назад +1

    I like that she was smiling and laughing along with it. I honestly thought she was going to get hyper and back talk him, but that never happened.
    Her BF telling her she's not going to win was spot on, you never win over a professional comedian.

  • @richsip1566
    @richsip1566 9 месяцев назад

    What kind of dog impression was that 😂😂😂

  • @kushalthapa3548
    @kushalthapa3548 2 года назад +704

    She was an example for: "If you can't beat them, join them" 😂😂

  • @sdotleem9271
    @sdotleem9271 3 года назад +497

    This to me is a true Mark of a comedian that you can do live jokes on the spot instead of relying on your routine

    • @daveg4236
      @daveg4236 3 года назад +8

      This is his routine pretty much. He's probably got a set just in case the crowd is a dud

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 3 года назад

      Oh hi Mark

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 3 года назад

      But it's not a true measure of a comedian, at all.
      Many are great comics but don't have or don't do crowd work.
      Many!

    • @johnnysliick3064
      @johnnysliick3064 3 года назад

      @@daveg4236 oh yeah he probably has jokes ready for anyone no matter what part of the world they’re from.

  • @scottmichael7178
    @scottmichael7178 Год назад +2

    I will say i gotta respect her, she didnt start freaking out and yelling and took it on the chin like a frickin champ. Good job to both lol

  • @TheeHandle
    @TheeHandle Год назад +3

    Good comedians are incredibly clever and quick witted.

  • @Zmargo702
    @Zmargo702 4 года назад +1342

    “Im technically from a third world country, technically “
    But you’ve lived in the first world for most of your life and currently live in it?

    • @blackyeezuz7552
      @blackyeezuz7552 4 года назад +54

      She’s one of the wanna be’s

    • @oyaml1211
      @oyaml1211 4 года назад +53

      Has lived most of her life in the US, currently lives in it and will more than likely continue to live in it.
      If she was 8 years old when she left and say she is 21 years old in this video (assuming they sell alcohol in that place) then she has lived most of her life in the US while she hardly remembers how it was like to live in the Philippines.

    • @flynnspellman3375
      @flynnspellman3375 4 года назад +13

      Can you not read the word FROM?

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 4 года назад +12

      @@flynnspellman3375 dude🤦🏻‍♂️ I bet she don't even speak the language.

    • @connor9295
      @connor9295 4 года назад +7

      Lefty's want to be oppressed

  • @coppermoth6069
    @coppermoth6069 3 года назад +633

    Lives that don’t matter: Mosquitoes,
    bot flies, tape worms, wasps, flees, ticks

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 3 года назад +20

      Spiders

    • @jf3130
      @jf3130 3 года назад +21

      Exactly, even vegans are hypocrites. Because insects have lives too.

    • @micheller8014
      @micheller8014 3 года назад +18

      Every living thing has an expiration date. Since I'm at the top of the food chain....animals are fair game. If they become extinct....you are next. 😉 I'm not a herbivore.

    • @cedricart6833
      @cedricart6833 3 года назад +2

      @@jf3130 wait vegans eat insects?

    • @crt7skillz808
      @crt7skillz808 3 года назад +4

      Roaches

  • @JDunk-tg5vr
    @JDunk-tg5vr 9 месяцев назад

    She's a good Sport. Bless her Heart lol 😂😂

  • @steve5825
    @steve5825 Год назад +8

    This guy makes a whole show out of his hecklers