M4A RP - My Roommate is a Neko?! [Neko Listener] [Improv] [Comedy]
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- So, we all like nekos here. We like cute people, we like cats, and a neko is both of those in one. But imagine if you actually discovered someone you know is a half-feline hybrid. Would you still think it was cute?
This is an improv audio I made for my Patreon forever ago. But since I'm not really making audios anymore and my Patreon is long defunct, I figured I'd share the couple improvs I did there on here. There is one exclusive I will NEVER be sharing on RUclips though, so you kind of just had to be there for that one.
Because I'm bad at thinking on my feet, the pronouns used to refer to the listener might be all over the place in this audio. I think I meant for it to be gender neutral but gay brain might have made me say "he" or "him" a couple times. If so, apologies in advance.
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"Does the crocodile guy pay rent??"
"Ay!- crocodile guy- Pay up-"
That- is STILL killing me 💀💀
I'm crying-
"I brought a fucking werecat off Craigslist"
it's not the weirdest thing you can buy off Craigslist
😭😭
“Of course- Of course! You’re possessed by an accent Egyptian deity.”
Yes, I also believe in the heart of the cards. **Purrs in Egyptian**
Stop being everywhere ⬅➡⬆⬇↗↘↙↖
“Oh I’m holding onto those for a friend…who just so happens to be a horse”
Love this so much 😂
I was doing horse drugs
@@Bloomheart17 XD
LMAO
To be honest wouldn’t be surprised
“Ay, crocodile guy, pay up. C’mon where’s
the money-“
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
Fr😭😭😭
I don't know if I should worry about this man's safety for the fact he's gonna go get rent money from the ancient crocodile god or feel sorry that the crocodile god is gonna have to start paying rent. Either way I'm laughing
*in distance*
alright crocodile guy, pay up
i swear to god if this is actually improv that is amazing
"I feel like a stupid white person in a horror movie"
Bro I-
I wheezed so hard jesus
“Does the crocodile guy pay rent??”
He does..I gotta force him tho.
wtf-
"i only wanted to do that with those three guys"
that killed me
+1
I just paused to see who commented about that 😅
"stupid white person in a horror movie"
the pants and the three guys
the Craigslist horror
"AWW THEY'RE SOFT" LMAO
and the twist at the end 😂
This is gold. I didn't get much sleep today but this really woke me up 😂 Awesome work man 😂
Thanks so much, Sarji! Yeah, the chaos goblin energy was really flowing here XD
@@AudialArchivist I really keep coming back to this audio! Wow 😂
Bro it's Craigslist what were you expecting
This is like one of the more mild things you can get off of that place
This audio may or may not have been partially inspired by all the Craigslist horror stories I've heard lol
@@AudialArchivist why are you listening to craiglist stories so much 😂'^' ^-^
Idk why but the “Do you want to get rid of this? Do we need to call an exorcist?” made me nearly die of laughter
I loved this, this was so funny how a normal person would react to a Egyptian cat god is their roommate while Sobek (crocodile god) is living under the bed and now has to pay rent it’s just great I was laughing most of the time
I can break this is into three stages 1shock 2 confusing 3taking it in their stride
i love the part where it goes"awww this is still f$cking weird but awww" that was so funny im still laughing!
When he said “shed hair and claw marks all over the room, what is that?” I said “*THE DEAD MOUNTAIN LION UNDER MY BED*”
“Why do you have horse sedatives”
I’ve been addicted to ketamine for 3 years now and it’s destroying my life.
I'm sorry the cat God of Egypt who sells perfume? 😭😭😭 I'm dying
"The Egyptian diety who sells perfume"
Goddamn it i love this audio
Lol his reaction to touching the cat ears are axactly how i would of reacted in his situaction
"I dont mean to be cat-ist"
Oh how could I be offended by someone who says *that*
Hold on, a dead mountain lion, 3 giant guys, disgusting perfume? What is this, some sort of zoo that sells animal perfune?😂
No the “I found a fucking were cat on Greg’s list” GOt ME
I love how he is trying to get the crocodile to pay rent 😂
Him: **having a breakdo-** :0 *"Awwww they're soft"*
Me: don't look under my bed!
Him: *see my Allmight body pillow under my bed *
Me: NOT MINE HAHAHHAHA- hehe... He... 💀
The way he describes our room and the surroundings of our room is too accurate to my room and personality
“Did you put one of those sedatives into my breakfast this morning?”
*I mean I did that’s completely unrelated to this.*
Him: I'm going to buy a spray bottle.
Me: Touch the ears, touch the tail, ignore the crocodile under the bed...
I'm straight but man that was amazing at the end he starts telling the crocodile God for rent lol
"Aww! they're so soft!" just cracked me up, I couldn't stop laughing! I loved this so much! Keep being amazing!
He actually haveing existential crisis 😂😂😂
And in the end talking whit crocodile about rent completely killed me
I can't believe how close this feels to a normal reaction. His nearly self contained panicking is absolutely gold! :3
*roomate having a breakdown about the ears*
*as soon he touches them* AWW THERE SOFT
This is amazing and made me laugh so much. I definitely needed this 😅
Thanks so much, Aelswyth, glad it could help!
“Aww their soft, this is still rlly fuckin weird but awwww”
I’m dead 💀😭😂
Bruh this is getting funnier and funnier by the minute
I like how real he reacts. Like, first he goes: 'I don't wanan touch then" but the immediately "Awwwww" The instant change is what got me
“Catist” 😂 ADHD much?
“This is still really ducking weird but aww!” 😂😂 love it!
Ok didn't expect the last minutes at all
👉🏻👈🏻 now I like it even more!
I'm glad you enjoyed it! I t was really fun to do and my Patreon has been dead for a while, so I figured there'd be no harm in sharing it here.
This is hilarious, we need a part two.
“Don’t take off your pants I only wanted to do that with those tree guys”
WHAT
Oh no. Bad idea, dude. Don't piss off Sobek.
I'm just dieing from laughter. That was great I absolutely love it and I hope you have a great day/night!
Audie, you can't just upload while I'm in school-
I'm gonna get scared.
(Jk, this is nice as hell)
The ear touching scene- comedy gold- I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣
The “what the ᶠᵘᶜᵏ? What in the name of ᶜʰʳⁱˢᵗ?“ got me laughin
"This is still fk weird but awww"
DUDE IM A CAT OFC ITS LIKE THIS
Awwww I'm loving this so much I have to comment halfway already 😹😹😹. As soon as I got notified I had to watch it and ....not regretting at all ❤️.
Him: “yo 👏 okay we gotta talk”
"It's the cat god of perfume from ancient Egypt"
"i don't want to see this irl"
"I will call animal control"
BRO IM ABOUT TO END YOU FOR THIS AHSHABHAHA
This is good
More please
Probs not because this was a one-off shitpost for my Patreon and I don't really make audios right now, but glad you enjoyed it!
“It’s the cat god of perfume”
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK WHEN YOU SAID THAT 🤣💀
Ur voice is awsome duuude, it like sounds in character and it soundsss so awkward and confused. I respect your skill my man 👍
This was amazing. The twist at the end made it even better. Keep up the awesome work
Honestly, only 3 minutes in and im already dying. XD
Also as an improv this is way better than like, 99% of scripted RPs, so good job 👍
When your bf is a werecat and the fish isn't even for him. Hugs him, kills the thing under the bed,eats fish with cute werecat.
Me who has cats: A big hairball i’ve never seen that before in my life(i’m saying this sarcastically)
Him: it’s about the size of my fist
Me: OK we have a bit of a problem
this got me wheezing lol
ALSO THE "awhh" WAS SO CUTE SJJSBSKABAJ
“his reality just shatters and he just starts screaming…awwwwe they’re soft.” And “I’m counting him as an extra tenant. Aye Crocodile guy pay up. Where the money” that’s too good🤣
"Hey crocodile guy pay up right now."
I can't breathe anymore this shit is funny. Thx for reading this comment bye.
He’s so rude I love it.
The crodile should pay rent "wheres the money
Fuck... I'll never be able to listen to a normal neko video without remembering this one 😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious 👏🏽 it's legit how I would react in real life hhahaahhahahaha
Hes either gonna be killed by the crocodile or we will have two people possessed by ancient Egyptian gods
"I only wanted to do that with those three guys"
Excuse me what- 👁️👄👁️ I'm gonna act like I heard nothin and keep vibin 🐙🐙🐙
“i don’t mean to be, like, cat-ist” 😭❤️
“wow, i feel like a stupid white person in a horror movie right now because i shouldn’t have done that” STOP-
I can’t with this comedy😂
“I found a fucking werecat on Craigslist”😂
That was single handedly the funniest most chaotic thing I have ever heard. Oh my god. THANK YOU
That’s actually disgusting- I’m so sorry for anyone who has ever needed to clean up a hairball after their cat. I’m so sorry to you to even tho is not real- I just feel so much guild, that’s disgusting😂I’m laughing and crying because I’m uncomfortable, good job tho
This is the greatest thing I have ever heard.
This is -absolutely- adorable
The wtf In the distance had me dying 💀🙏
Crocodile god:I WILL NEVER I PAY U
I’m impressed with your improv skills.
“u wouldn’t have a pet mountain lion in here somewhere would you?”
close door// NooOoOO
him: hey crocodile guy pay up where’s the money!
me: where the money lebowski!
I absolutely love this ! Your voice is amazing! 🥺
I love the tenth doctor reference in there !
That ending! I mean, all of this is hilarious, but that ending, man.
I've just listened to this and this moment when he paused when he touched our ears - love it!
Amazing job!!
The wtf in the background made me laugh so much
Catist… he’s a keeper
I going to assume the smell from listeners room is a very strong perfume. And the roommate is so cuddling up with the listener when ever they want
Call the fucking animal control or an exorcist, that killed me😂😂
“I-I FEEL LIKE ITS GONNA BE LIKE THAT-“
…
“Awww they’re soft~ 🥺”
Ow my heart-
Okay I'm dying🤣🤣🤣
THE CAT GOD OF PERFUME 💀
I laughed so hard when he said crocodile God you have to pay rent to
It’s been a while since a video has made me laugh this hard thank you
I'm 4 minutes in and dying from laughter. I put this on to sleep but I can't stop laughing
This is literally one of the funniest audios on RUclips, could not stop laughing. What a fun audio lmfao!
Ok i think we all agree when I say we need a part.2-
I should've doing my homework now, instead I'm listening to this masterpiece
This whole thing is pure comedy and I love it so much 😂
MAN I need a secound part of this actually, I mean, take your time, but I need you to continue this, please
Ik I saw this very late but being Egyptian makes it 100 times funnier 😭😭😭
this is a god damn masterpiece
I'm ill and this video keeps making me laugh 😂😂😂 this is amazing
I’m so scared, he’s gonna get tHE SPRAY BOTTLE OUT😨😰😰😰
“I only wanted to do that with those 3 guys”
🤣