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*zoomies*

I STILL LOVE HIMMMMM

What was he doing with those 3 giant guys?

I wish there was a part 2

i forgot this was improv until the "perfume from the ancient egyptian deity" line and then i just bust out laughing

I LOVE this. I'm so glad I found your channel, instant sub, this video is gold!!

Fuking sabaton!?!?!?! Soldier of heaven

hell yeah anoder man of culture a sabaton fan

Fuck... I'll never be able to listen to a normal neko video without remembering this one 😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious 👏🏽 it's legit how I would react in real life hhahaahhahahaha

“Aww their soft, this is still rlly fuckin weird but awwww” I’m dead 💀😭😂

5:49 "are you relaxing? ಠ_ಠ"

thank you so much for this

I love this so much ☺️ I recognized the script and it’s one of my favorites. You have a wonderful voice, I’m subbing and checking out the rest of your work 😁🤍

“I only wanted to do that with those three guys” 💀

The faint “WhAt ThE fUcK” though got me giggling 💀

I neeed a part 2

"I'm truly curious what you think you'll do with it" was the read that made me smile the most~

The audio is killing me!!

Him:can all of this just go away right now Me:ummmm it can't it's a um a part of me (looking down at the floor avoiding his gaze in embarrassment and nervousness)

I clicked for the comedy tag. Did not disappoint.

god i love your stuff dude. plz make more

plz post more. i love your asmr stuff!

I cannot stop laughing, we need more of this!!!

man i miss your stuff. plz post more

You know it's pretty cute how people when they do these kind of audios how they can walk away from the mic and simulate if they're talkin to somebody in another room or on another side of the room

This is a hair ball the size of my fist edit1: just like you making disgusting perfume edit2: I found a fucking werecat of creg’s list edit3: the cat god from ancient Egypt edit4: I’ve seen American werewolf in London I don’t want to see that irl there’s two hairballs the size of my fist edit5: aww there soft . . . This is still really fucking weird but awwwww edit6: the fish isn’t for you? what do you mean your a fucking cat of course the Egyptian crocodile god lives under your bed

I going to assume the smell from listeners room is a very strong perfume. And the roommate is so cuddling up with the listener when ever they want

“Babe I know your here you stink” OK. WHAT 😂😂

I can just feel that the ghost of the borrower haunts the neko, you don’t ever see these type of asmr anymore but I’m glad some still exist

It was so funny the way he acted😂

the nuts are you on about? halo 2 isn't a boomer shooter!

your voice is so calming, I would love to hear more with this scenario! I hope there’s another part from the scriptwriter, it would be amazing to hear you read it!

this is amazing, this is the best video ever 😭😭❤️

"Babe, I know you're here, you stink" me: Hey! I smell awesome!!

i love this one!

To be fair bast the Egyptian god of cats was heavily associated with femininity so the cat god of perfume might not be wrong

plot twist: hes actually feeding you to fatten you up for better eating

Him: what's that conditioner you use? Me: pantene Him: ah, it's made especially for nekos 🙃

more pl;z!

What a charming, wonderful script! Hearing it by the Dream Audio made me cry today... Also your version nice too, you have a comfy and velvety voice. Your version also made me emotional... very. I subscribed.

I went to go listen to this because my brain was like, "Do you remember that forest creature audio thing?" and then it was missing from my watch later playlist and I panicked and now I've spent however long searching hoping it was re-uploaded lol glad to see it was!

“Why do I smell wet dog” and “babe I know your here you stink” fucking sent me and as someone with super bad sensitivity’s to noise I can indeed say being by airports is painful and no wonder it would be cheap

Can you please do a feral Neko and borrower that becomes friends and travel together

2 years late lol

OMG THIS DUDES CURIOSITY IS TOO FUNNY

Mousie is one of the cutest nicknames ever

Oh thank goodness. I thought it was gone forever! There aren't enough good horror audios out there, I'm so glad this is still around

ты очень милый!

I love the part where the monster said "It's Tailypo-in' time" and Tailypo'd all over the man and his house.