@@youraveragerobloxkid ESPECIALLY by societal pressure actually. If what I've watched on RUclips about China is legitimate, it's stressful even in your supposed free time over there.
FYI, as a Chinese myself I found it funny that the bottom right sentence means "Into the factory failing once". Meaning he is going to work as a slave in the factory after failing once.
The orange text says "(if I) fall down once (I will go) straight to the factory (to work)" which is kinda funny because having to work in a factory is considered a failiure in Chinese society
I love how his keyboard is still somehow functioning after half of it is gone 1:04 I know it's possible for it to work like that, it's just a lovely detail.
if the video continue u will find he took a new keyboard to replace this one.he got piles of same keyboards,it's pretty cheap,usually around 3＄,even cheaper
he sound and play like a monkey, golden freddy, literally chainsaw man and the personification of Benson's anger issues. Also the man reward himself with panties.
Maybe it has something to do with that spamming crouch while in the air as to land to a platform, as I'm seeing him spamming a key using his pinky, probably the ctrl button
same, not to mention crouch jumping near boxes or elevated places you wouldn't usually get over with a regular jump to glitch and actually get over them
@@zashhasautismo6301i think it’s because instead of the top half of the model “crouching”down, it’s the bottom half scrunching up and makes the model smaller. (This is all my thinking. I have no game design experience)
0:03 Golden Freddy 0:16 Golden Freddy (again) 0:22 Element 79 Frederick 0:27 Golden Freddy with a chainsaw 0:32 Cassidy's animatronic-like physical(?) representation of her spirit (Golden Freddy) 0:39 Monkey 0:43 Gnome 0:50 average Discord moderator 0:56 Half-Life 2 stalker 1:04 Crazy Dave
This feels like a fever dream
This true but I got more laughing for saw guy smell of girl lol
What a rollercoaster of emotions
Auuuugh 😂
Cassidy
This is offensively accurate
*snifs*
*tries to do jump, fails.*
*screams in eldritch, dies*
Refuses to elaborate further
@@rezer9790 *destroys keyboard and leaves*
Karma
Blud think he shrek
You miss the happy monkey noise
0:24 bro he rages like golden freddy💀
Fr
Correct!
😂😂
fr
looooooooool
the real reason china limited the screen time to 3 hours
More like the consequences of limited play time. Thank you Xi for taking care of his people's mental health
@@DadaduduxD Don't worry, any adults at 4h+ gametime gets to join the rehab camp instead.
HAHAHAHAHAH
So that's the reason 😅
2007 STI impreza?
Least deranged Crossfire fans
Ambatukam
omg love i love batu khan. great movie
I used to play crossfire. Can relate
@@quincy3367 that climax was amassing
Fr fr 💀💀
1:02 bro fr turned into a pillager 😭
lmao
dude looked at the characters bottom and lost soon after
he said 'im not going to play anymore' in chinese lol
Wow he does sound like a pillager when hit lol
Bro egg 0:48 💀💀💀
A lot of things feels uncanny in this video and I can't exactly describe it
Its probably the loud keyboard noises while the character looks like its fucking skittering like a crab on air
Idk about uncanny, just feels forbidden like an inside joke and now it's recommended to us
crossfire just feels like that, on top of the fact that this cc posts modded content
Its Chinese Garena FreeFire I thinc
@@isp5953 this is crossfire dude
a gamer in his most pure state, unphased by the chains of societal pressure
He's seeming pretty damn phased to me.
@Dman Xi Ching Eater
@@Manglet762 not by societal pressure
@@youraveragerobloxkid ESPECIALLY by societal pressure actually. If what I've watched on RUclips about China is legitimate, it's stressful even in your supposed free time over there.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE LIES OF SOCIETY
lyrics: ⌨😡😤⌨😡😡⌨😡⌨😡⌨😤😡😃😄🐵😄🐵👃😮💨🇨🇳🉐🥢😡🐅🔨
Lyrics 💀
🟡🐻
When you're happy, you understand the lyrics
When you're sad, you UNDERSTAND the lyrics ✊😞
Jamming to this rn
😂
FYI, as a Chinese myself I found it funny that the bottom right sentence means "Into the factory failing once". Meaning he is going to work as a slave in the factory after failing once.
Sounds more like he's off to be a pirate.
You lied
You lied
You lied
You lied
I can't get over the fact that this man has a censor button dedicated solely to him bring able to sniff a free model's groin without getting banned
Being cross fire that girl is prob 20 bucks.
He was like: INHALE
He needed to sniff for motivation lmao
@@nachosrule6985to damage his keyboard?
@@maltheartistme to make the jump doofus
Bro really said "🏍🏍🏍🏍🐵🐵🐵😏👃👃😩😁🤬"
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIYYYHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:03 golden freddy
Real
Real
Bro's yelling like a fnaf jumpscare when he misses the first jump
ong 💀💀
Bro's turn into Golden Freddy fr
Goofy legs jumpscare
He became an arbiter
you saw the fnaf video too, huh
I remember this guy, he broke like 30 keyboards in one stream😂 dude just pulls out a fresh one right after and breaks that one too
What's his name?
@@greendoritoman2464 cfseven77
@@greendoritoman2464cfseven
What social media app?
this man resembles the power of a big yellow teddy bear
Five
Nights
At
's
Five Sequential Evenings at Sir Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbearington’s Abode
The orange text says "(if I) fall down once (I will go) straight to the factory (to work)" which is kinda funny because having to work in a factory is considered a failiure in Chinese society
What orange text
ah yes, the only true logical result to failure. get turned into a slave ☠️
@@fabo-desu it's the yellow one at the bottom right
Steven!
Isn't a farming job even worse? But nowadays people are desperate to get factory work
0:28 bro turned into Golden Freddy
Play in x0,5
Man turned into a pillager at 1:02
Underatted comment lol
lmao
Mr bean I think
Lmaoo
0:49 is vile 💀
“Sssssssss- hughhhhhhhhh😤”
bro needed the sustenance to keep going
smelling salts activated
Bro really said “😤🎥 🍑 “
fr what a weirdo 💀💀💀
0:03 Bro thinks he’s Golden Freddy 💀
He actually is
0:48 nah not him staring at the characters ass for motivation 💀💀💀
Literally me
he sniffed it 💀💀💀
@@visikit becaues he a monkey
I’m coming inside it
he didnt just stare he defiled it
Ah. So Golden Freddy's VA is practicing his voice for the FNAF movie. Good on him.
Didn't know there was a chinese dub for it
@@PgpxdApparently Fnaf chinese version is starred by Winnie The Pooh as the main character instead of freddy
Chinese Golden freddy:
LOL
I love how his keyboard is still somehow functioning after half of it is gone 1:04
I know it's possible for it to work like that, it's just a lovely detail.
The case broke the membrane thingy intact and you can see it’s plugged in lmao
rip the keyboard didn’t deserve this
Post-morten
You can actually do some pretty cool stuff with only the keyboard membrane and circuit, but yeah still rip keyboard
if the video continue u will find he took a new keyboard to replace this one.he got piles of same keyboards,it's pretty cheap,usually around 3＄,even cheaper
0:28 at 0.5x speed, you're welcome
Golden Freddy 💀💀💀
Chubaka
Golden freddy origin
What?
@@FangiGqngi golden chubaka
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Misses
-Rages
-Jumps
-Makes it
-Has a stroke
-Does naughty naughty
-Refuses to elaborate
-Leaves
naughty naughty 😂😂😂😂
Don't forget monkey sounds
Naudy naudy 💀
Bro is Golden Freddy 💀
Winnie the Pooh
I think you didn't understand, winnie pooh)))0)
Fr
Bro is taking the game more seriously than his life 💀
yep 💀
He can only play 3 hours per week. Cant blame him
@@WLTR- better study or work
underrated
Than his mental health
0:03🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖
0:39🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵
0:49"Look"🐵🐵🐵
0:50🧖🧖🧖🧖"Sighs"
0:55🙋🙋🙋🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🔥🔥
0:58"speak in Chinese"
1:04"🐸🐸🐸🐸"
He sounds like he had a lifetime worth of bottled anger and he finally decided to release it in this game
nah he sounds like golden freddy fazbear
@@MembrissI mean, lore-wise, same thing
Just like all gamers
he sound and play like a monkey, golden freddy, literally chainsaw man and the personification of Benson's anger issues.
Also the man reward himself with panties.
@@BanOvil_schlong The fact I know all three references is concerning
the reason this is so funny to me is that he isnt even falling that far down. He loses nothing. He can just go back up why is he so mad about this
Limited time to
play games
you'd think that you can tell by his reactions thats he's been at it for a while,
you don't know this feeling of despair💀💀😭😭
@@Crab20665 lmao
Maybe it has something to do with that spamming crouch while in the air as to land to a platform, as I'm seeing him spamming a key using his pinky, probably the ctrl button
0:44 bro turned to a pigeon
I love how he absolutely broke his keyboard with a single hit lmao
Chinese technology after all
@@unr34L- or just pure rage
Good enough keyboard
Made in china lol
Probably using a cheap keyboard because he knows it will most likely be destroyed anyway.
Da moment when chinese gamer became a austrian painter 💀💀💀
0:56
your so fucking unfunny bro
Hitler reaction when the 6th army failed to held stalingrad:
“If you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan!”
Bro trynna finish the game in the 3 hour limit 😭😭😭
LOOOOOL
This feels like a video I would find deep on a weeknight when I'm supposed to be in bed for school in the early 2010s
same
That tap dance in the air had me laughing hard😭😂
0:56 Pov: you failed art school
this is a certified g o l d e n f r e d d y classic
It's me
0:40 monkey
This guy sounds like my neighbors lawn mower when I try to sleep..
0:28 - Golden freddy scream original sound
0:03 Bros thought he is Golden Freddy ☠️☠️
And He aint not golden freddy
小鸡你好随机文本我不会说中文 China -15000 Social credit score 🥰🥰
Bingchilling
'Hello chick random text i don't speak chinese' (bro...) 😭😭😭😭
Bi bi sher sher
共啥小
@@Cj-mf6bn we have a Chinese people here✅✅✅✅✅🗣️🗣️
Bro sounds like golden Freddy💀💀💀💀 he goes like “ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆRRRRRRRRRR”
0:48 Man surrendered to his monke form to beat this and still lost.......riip
0:23 When you forgot to put it on First Gear and max rev
The calmest valorant player:
在我看来玩valorant的人不怎么暴躁有些其他游戏里的玩家暴躁得多了
I love how small inconveniences send him over the edge. That's just like me for real.
Cute sona dude
Sonavabich
Immensely pent up anger does that to people.
This what 3 hour gaming limitation does to a mf
Bro legit sounded like Golden Freddy Fazbear💀
so this is where Scott got Golden Freddy's scream from. XD
Man literally shows every emotion of mankind in this short video
Wrath, irritation, ecstasy, contentment, curiosity, lust, disappointment, unbridled rage and probably way more
More like every cardinal sin
in case you guys didnt know thats actually an extremely accurate representation of how we're like while gaming i wish i was being sarcastic
Explain further pls
hell nah you aint speaking for me
Golden freddy
Do not wsh
Nah that's just you.
The type of sounds my door makes at 3am while trying water:
this video fr goes like
*Jackhammer noises*
AUUUUUUUGH 👹
(repeats a couple times)
Ouououa a a a 🐵
(rages in Chinese and obliterates the keyboard)
I laughed way too hard at this
nah the rage one 0:57 its like hitler but CHITLER
I stopped playing this game like years ago now but it's still funny seeing how you need to do crouch jump to do a higher jump.
same, not to mention crouch jumping near boxes or elevated places you wouldn't usually get over with a regular jump to glitch and actually get over them
How.
The hell.
Is this game called?
@@nicholasfly5914 half life 2
@@nicholasfly5914 iirc its english name is Crossfire
@@zashhasautismo6301i think it’s because instead of the top half of the model “crouching”down, it’s the bottom half scrunching up and makes the model smaller. (This is all my thinking. I have no game design experience)
"You spent 3 minutes too long on game, -150 social credit score!"
the most mentally stable crossfire fan
кайф для ушей
Асмр би лайк
Dar od boga muzyki
AAAUUGHH
Втф что с ником
Muchas Gracias 🤣👍
0:03 Halo CE elites when they spot you:
Love how he checked under her dress for emotional support and still failed. Simping is wrong 😂
And the giggles like a monkey
@@mattgroening8872 quite smart, he's rewarding himself when he does good, by pleasuring his neurons, next level right there
I like the brief moments of euphoria he gains when he lands a square only to get passively angered when he fails
He sounds like Cassidy (Golden Freddy) if she had a gaming channel
POV: every rhythm game players trying to complete their song after failing many times
1 good moment
More like retrying for the 8272728th time because they didn't have an accuracy above 100%
Rhythm game players when they get 1 good
So true
as a rhythm game player i can agree to this comment
I haven't laughed this good in a long time omg
Same xD
blud go “eheehh uuu oohohohhooh”
blud go “eheehh uuu oohohohhooh”
@@omorisballs 💀
0:32 golden freddy jumpscare fnaf 1
Bro is a chainsaw, an ape, a discord mod, and a raging gamer.
and a golden robot bear with One (or two) souls with one of them being very vengeful
and also being a british guy that has a long nose
He rage sound like golden freddy and chainsaw
Also is a Pillager, Diddy Kong, Golden Freddy and your dad when he is smoking
Also an australian painter
0:03 activating the nitrous oxide in need for speed be like
For some reason this is in the five nights at freddys category idk how
People compare the dudes angry yell to golden Freddy. That's why
@@ChoccymilkEnjoyer2938 ok
bro's gradually turning into golden freddy with every scream 💀💀💀💀💀💀
He started out as Golden Greddy and ended up becaming Crazy Dave 🤯🤯
Blud is the one you shouldn’t have killed 💀
He really went in for a whiff 💀
Imagine being his neighbour and not knowing he's gaming
0:39
The part where he started ooking like a monkey only to then sniff the player character's ass got me lol
0:03 Golden Freddy
0:16 Golden Freddy (again)
0:22 Element 79 Frederick
0:27 Golden Freddy with a chainsaw
0:32 Cassidy's animatronic-like physical(?) representation of her spirit (Golden Freddy)
0:39 Monkey
0:43 Gnome
0:50 average Discord moderator
0:56 Half-Life 2 stalker
1:04 Crazy Dave
The many sides of a man
@@Xumbosthe manly sides of a man
@@XumbosThe 10 Stages of Grief
yep
"Average Discord Moderator" 💀
China 3,000 years ago: Golden Age of medicine, philosophy, science; proliferation of Taosim; superior morality and wisdom.
China today:
Blud thinks he's Golden freddy💀
I FINALLY FOUND IT
His RUclips is cfseven77
@@mlgahyes gigachad
@@mlgahyes it isn't. it's still reuploads the videos of this German (im joking). So no because China banned RUclips
bro has golden freddy scream
Someone dubs a jackhammer with his voice
The ferocity of that sniff 😭😭
POV: You're high asf at 11:30 PM and waiting on pizza, but youtube reccomends you whatever this is
*misses a jump* P R I M A L A N G E R
0:39 - 0:56 Man gets possesed by the spirit of wu kong granting him strength imediately misuses it's powers and gets punished by the buddha
I never really never thought I would find the guy that voices golden freddy
-jumps
-fails
-Scream like Golden Freddy
-does sus stuff
-jumps
-fails
-Breaks keyboard while screaming
-refuses to elaborate further
yep
Yup we got a gamer
they are pressing 1 key too fast like it's streaming circles on 400 BPM
This is prime meme material, god what a beautiful uncanny amalgam.
The sniffing...
Finally something I can relate to
golden freddy
i've never seen emotions described any better than this
0:00 That character looks like yur mum
0:03 Golden Freddy
0:40 Diddy Kong
0:50 Your Grandpa smokin
0:56 Australian Painter
1:02 Pillager
bro had his special ability activated after sniffing his screen and still failed
The rage of 87??!!
I need a compilation of this guy raging for like 1 hour
I can’t tell if that’s him screaming or if his neighbor is revving a really, really loud car
I don't know myself..
Golden freddy's new voice actor sure is talented
0:00 Beginning
0:23 Rising action
0:39 Climax
0:53 Falling action
1:00 Denouement
Me revving up my car engine and suddenly a monkey walks by:
Golden freddy -> monkey -> webb -> angry Germany citizen
I have never seen someone rage like that until now LMAOOOO, bros raging like a sailor in a cartoon.