This man is the result of the policy, a physical manifestation of the pent up rage Chinese gamers have. He is not the reason for the policy’s existence, the policy is the reason for his existence.
Never in my entire life, as a player who played crossfire for at least long time and even I never knew that you can defy gravity by spamming the crouch button And never have I ever seen a parkour THIS difficult.
Some context: The game is called Crossfire, and it was made like 20 billion years ago or something, one of the first ever "triple A" game in the entire world, if not the first. The character movement in the game is so old and janky, and you normally cant jump that far. While crouching "ctrl", the character will have a redacted hitbox, which for some weird reason is considered as a solid object. In the motion of jumping, the ping (ms) or connection to the server dont match the character input 100%, so if you jump fast enough right after you hit "ctrl", the character will proceed to jump on top of its own hitbox as it thinks that the hitbox is the ground (it doesnt go too far tho because the gravity will also be bugged out), but as long as there is still enough momentum the character will can still "jump" on top of itself. Thats why he is spamming "ctrl" + "spacebar" so fucking much and intensively, to impact the distance of his jump. So every jump he puts in his whole body to spam those buttons, which sometimes explain the *questionable* sounds.
@@calebverdu3091crossfire is a Korean game from 2007 running on lithtech Jupiter ex. The game is just very poorly made and very bad. If you check demos and other games using lithtech Jupiter engine you will see way better graphics and good quality physics
Timestemp references ( IMO! ) 0:02 - Golden Freddy jumpscare FNAF 1 0:39 Electricity on and off 0:46 Meow 0:50 Enemy Hit SFX from a videogame 0:56 Monkeeee 1:09 - 1:19 Pig or snoring 1:44 The Sh*t finally came out! 1:46 Morse Code
Reminds me of that one kid playing a minecraft parkour where he kept falling into the water and hitting the keyboard n screaming like crazy My fav video of all time
I miss the time when that was actual controls, and every button was separate, not this press X to lie down, or hold space bar to run and click space bar to dodge shitty garbage 😢
The fact that he's only using only one hand, shows that he wasn't even using all of his potential Edit: My stupid brain did not realize that the other hand was on the mouse
This guy is the reason why china made the 3 hours of gaming policy
So true tho
yeah,but it’s particularly for children 😂
I imagine most hardcore gamers in China probably don't follow that rule
This man is the result of the policy, a physical manifestation of the pent up rage Chinese gamers have. He is not the reason for the policy’s existence, the policy is the reason for his existence.
And you can blame him.
Tbh even I would be in madness if I literally had just 3 Hours per month and didn't get stuff that would like to do in game,lol
he just sits there in silence, clicking and oinking as he plays
silence like no music and stuff
@@reeewhydoihavetochangethesesilence
The intense oinking fkn killed me, was so unexpected to me.
@@slmostthrow2125the grunting is so natural, like sound effect accurate
he just sits there...menacingly...
"If I fall I go work at the factory"
This man singlehandedly carries China's entire manufacturing industry
0:12 dude said he's gonna divorce his wife if he couldnt finish this easy map first try
@@pk0611581his finger skills are probably a bigger pro than the cons being him a rageful hissing monkey noise maker if she hasn't divorced him yet 😂.
"Hey Jerma, can you lower down the volume? I'm at my mom funeral."
Why would the commenter watch RUclips at a funeral????
@@useruser510uu on freaking funerals of his own mother
@@Toster777 that's right! that's just disrespectful!
@@useruser510uu nah thats wise
ITS A JOKE BLUD@@useruser510uu
hes not really raging, he was just making monkey noises
the rage happens at the end, but it's perfectly cut
thats chinese people for you
he supports black lives matter
I don't know what he thinks a monkey sounds like, but that's not it
my slightly offensive joke comment got deleted grr
1:06 "nice one, nice one..." *turns into a jackhammer*
no, he blow his nose
@@leonid_ruslit sounds more like a robotic pig
It's the concrete sewer lid
It's the milk carton
@@leonid_ruslr/woosh
bro has already gone through 13 keyboards💀
the 14th one: please, have mercy
@@AveragePyroMain the 15th one hes about to use:
@@noobrunithe 16th one watching in terror:
@@Luca_Smireathe 17th accepting its fate:
@@s0i3u6s2g8the 18th sitting in its dungeon living in fear while hearing the endless sounds of keyboard terror and oinking coming from upstairs:
The way he changes his personality and identity with each jump is unforgettable.
1:45 did bro speak morse code?
bro spoke in radio interference
LMAO
That's his social credit going up for every successful jump
@@DaYiyi28😄
i just imagine that in this moment he freezes in front of screen and hes eyes turn light
Never in my entire life, as a player who played crossfire for at least long time and even I never knew that you can defy gravity by spamming the crouch button
And never have I ever seen a parkour THIS difficult.
It's Asian level difficulty
We've been using the crouch jump glide back then cus it's faster than walking speed
Chinese/vietnamese crossfire players came up with so many damn tricks lol
@@mozzarellamaniac6300 i’m too lazy to think of a joke about yuyuko, so please laugh
Crouch jumping is a trick since unreal tournament, HalfLife which turned into bhop
0:51 bro really made clash of clans sounds 😂😂😂
This is what the barbarians in the chinese version sounds like
BARBARIAN LOL
LMFAO
he seems chill
Verified but no like and reply? Lemme fix it
@@Krineal you’re not funny
@@notChocoMilk who asked
ikr so chill
@@Krineal
"who asked" mfs when they need to think for longer than 10 seconds
Some context: The game is called Crossfire, and it was made like 20 billion years ago or something, one of the first ever "triple A" game in the entire world, if not the first. The character movement in the game is so old and janky, and you normally cant jump that far. While crouching "ctrl", the character will have a redacted hitbox, which for some weird reason is considered as a solid object. In the motion of jumping, the ping (ms) or connection to the server dont match the character input 100%, so if you jump fast enough right after you hit "ctrl", the character will proceed to jump on top of its own hitbox as it thinks that the hitbox is the ground (it doesnt go too far tho because the gravity will also be bugged out), but as long as there is still enough momentum the character will can still "jump" on top of itself. Thats why he is spamming "ctrl" + "spacebar" so fucking much and intensively, to impact the distance of his jump. So every jump he puts in his whole body to spam those buttons, which sometimes explain the *questionable* sounds.
Thanks mate you're a real one
@@calebverdu3091crossfire is a Korean game from 2007 running on lithtech Jupiter ex. The game is just very poorly made and very bad. If you check demos and other games using lithtech Jupiter engine you will see way better graphics and good quality physics
damn the game was made before the universe existed 💀
0:02 bro Just made Golden Freddy's Jumpscare sound
YOU'RE RIGHT
All i can say is "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer"
Now where have I heard that line from
I'll gladly die if it means I'll die feeling on top of the world
I think it's a quote from Darkest Dungeon@@LunarBloodRose27
The cost of preparedness measured now in gold, later - in blood.
Timestemp references ( IMO! )
0:02 - Golden Freddy jumpscare FNAF 1
0:39 Electricity on and off
0:46 Meow
0:50 Enemy Hit SFX from a videogame
0:56 Monkeeee
1:09 - 1:19 Pig or snoring
1:44 The Sh*t finally came out!
1:46 Morse Code
I would say 1:46 is when he starts to speak morse code or something
@@a..X3..a changed it, good idea!
1:56 that snap was so aggressive 💀
Him speaking Chinese makes this 100 times funnier!
how
bro how its a language
it's mandarin not chinese
why are the twitter bots on youtube too aggghhhh
He opens up by talking about divorcing just to still not pass this map lmao
He goes from Golden Freddy, to a monkey, to a pig and to a baby laughing
“Sisyphus suffered the most!”
“No it was Prometheus!”
This guy:
1:10 he really turned into a drill here
The way his hand makes 89 little corrections every time he jumps like a gyroscope is beautiful tho
trying to make the most of the 3 hours per week policy be like
its per WEEK?? gosh china just hates its people man
i love the different sounds for the different sections/types of jumps
was bro constipated? no actual human makes those sounds
hes golden freddy
He has 3 souls
@@oliveroun7391no, he has 2 only.
1:45
You clearly haven't played an intense parkour session before
0:36 Truck brakes in rush hour traffic
if this guy plays cs2 s1mple would be proud of him bro 💀
He is actually pretty good
1:08 how
1:10 how LUDWIGSH
When you sleep in the same room as your Dad and you tell him you had a good day only to hear this response 1:08
0:01 When my CPU runs 97%
i fucking love this guy so much
This guy: Goes through a hard phase in the map
Also this guy: 🐷🐷🐷🐷👹👹👹👹👹🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
Hello
1:09 no one's gonna talk about how the sound he made synchronized with him spamming that single key.
The fact that sometimes he sounds like a monkey, a glaggle, golden freddy when he rages and a jackhammer for no reason is hilarious to me 🤣
Reminds me of that one kid playing a minecraft parkour where he kept falling into the water and hitting the keyboard n screaming like crazy
My fav video of all time
what video is that it sounds fun
@@0xe0e1ccull
ruclips.net/video/ZDcmMFWP2vE/видео.html
@@0xe0e1ccull search up: Dumb kid rages at minecraft parkour
What's the video called. RUclips doesn't allow links in comments anymore.
@@an2thea514 oh sorry i didn't even know
Name is "Dumb kid rages at minecraft"
1:22 my bro turned into mickey mouse for a sec 💀
Bro has the crispiest, most fried mic in history 💀🗣️🔥
This entire video would give a Victorian child a stroke.
no it wouldnt
@@revolt_4588yeah it wouldn’t, it would give it aids
most unskilled chinese gamer:
tri-soul jade encrusted skill
most creative furry:
@@TFDANTIFURRY oh hell nah 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@liIligant what are you obsessed with?
@@TFDANTIFURRY ikr? i can't think of anything original 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I listen to this every night before bed, it helps me sleep
1:46 that is the sound of a calculator and he was smashing the 6 key :sob:
1:22 curious george
0:52
Clash of clans barbarian
💀💀💀💀
💀💀💀💀💀
0:49 Me after tacobell
I like how the first one is literally just how the Golden Freddy jumpscare plays in FNAF 1.
1:09 me whenever im eepy weepy
Me waiting for him to say "BING CHILLIN"
I’m going to tell my kids this was Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Mr. Bean if he was Chinese and the bass was turned up by 200%
Golden freddy but cut
0:02 “🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️🏍️”
Yes
Golden Freddy jumpscare:
It’s painful to see how his pinkie finger bends like that.
I miss the time when that was actual controls, and every button was separate, not this press X to lie down, or hold space bar to run and click space bar to dodge shitty garbage 😢
at 1:29 bro turned into a monkey
Man, this British is breaking records!!!
My hands are SWEATING just watching this guy play
Bro became every animal known to man
chinese guy rages at 1 stud wrap arounds instantly regrets it
certified jtoh moment
bro can't airstrafe
i love how he goes from 🧸,🧑,🗣,💻,🦉,🐒,😂,🐒,🧑,🏍,🏍,🏍,🏍,🏍🏍🏍,🏍🏍,🏍,🧑,🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒,🧒,⚡⚡⚡⚡💻💻💻💻,😂,📷,🥵,🐒🐒, 🐒,😂,🐒🐒, to 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤓🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
The sounds in this makes it sound like a Howtobasic video.
bro went from Golden Freddy to monkey to jackhammer to schoolgirl and back 💀
Golden Freddy 0:02
He starts talking 0:09
Loud talking 0:11
Jumpscare 0:21
Spary paint 0:42
DreamyBull 0:51
haha funny 0:55
Pig 1:10
Loud pig 1:17
creepy doll horror movie noise (idk) 1:22
🐒 1:29
Ay 1:37
Weird sound board thing 1:46
📷📸 1:56
war cry (end) 2:16
lobotoymo
The fact that he can't strafe makes me nervous
It's hard to strafe if you have limited space.
you know its hard when it starts to look like a roblox obby
ong
The fact that he's only using only one hand, shows that he wasn't even using all of his potential
Edit: My stupid brain did not realize that the other hand was on the mouse
????? Well yes , one hand in keyboard and one hand on MOUSE
@@ESUPJSK I am so dumb
Most relaxed Asian gamer
the best videos are where the keyboard is as loud if not louder the the guy talking
1:08 for a second I thought he was just replaying the same clip, then I realized he was just making the same sound over and over again lol.
as someone who does roblox parkour every day, I can relate to this guy
That keyboard after this 💀💀💀💀💀
Really inspired when he said “🐵🐒🐵🐒💨💨🚪🚪🚪”
I don’t know why this was recommended to me but I’m glad it was, so I could catch a glimpse into the human condition
1:07 nice, nice, nice **gets possessed by an ancient one**
0:17 that jumpscare bro😭
The first 3 seconds is my spirit animal
1:09 bro i legit thought he was spamming at the speed of light but he was just making pig noises
so basically he's my chinese counter-part
never have i ever seen someone so good in CF. i miss 2013
The most astonishing thing for me is how many Keys he has to press to go through such a basic parkour if i were to go throguh it in minecraft.
Jumping in crossfire requires timing and precision CTRL+SPACE. Also, he is doing triple jumping.
@@Sk1D420is ctrl supposed to be crouch
@@triliner254 yes crouch + jump = double jump in crossfire crouch + jump + crouch + jump = triple jump.
@@Sk1D420 Damn that seems hard to pull off when you also have to move as well.
the mic 👍
golden freddy👍
pig👍
monkey👍
baby👍
anger👍
HIS VOICE CHANGING PITCH LMAO
Poofesure: Are you Challenging Me? Golden freddy?
this sounds like me playing any normal game i make the most insane sounds 😭😭😭 it's so funny
Blud literally looks under his characters skirt to motivate himself 💀
the game is called Crossfire. A makeshift version of original CS that's actually good. OG still better
Thank you 🙏
the second clip looks like if he was going THROUGH walls
the first one:golden freddy screaming but in china 😂😂😂😂😂
gowdan fedy
"Mom, can we get CS parkour?"
"We have CS parkour at home."
CS parkour at home:
what 3 hours of gaming does to a man:
congrats
you have reached 300 subs
very proud of ya
1 jump falls in mid-air at the first clip "BECOMES GOLDEN FREDDY"
My friend: "im not autistic!"
Also my friend:
He acts and sounds like me when gaming
Clash Royale king sound effect 0:55
My man's loving it
when he said "EAGH.. GAAH. EAAAAÆH" i felt that
The most Chinese video I've seen in a while
was expecting him to recite the john cena bing chilling thing but ill take this
1:44 when u try to shit but it never came