bro is the biggest nerd has no idea about strafing, thinks crouch spamming in the air is doing some shit 💀 like watching ur lil bro pretend to be a speedrunner 😆 I been gstrafing in cs 1.6 since like 14 this dude is playing a Chinese bootleg of the game I grew up on
I love to imagine this guy occupying apartment 482 on the 70th floor of a gigantic complex building. His neighbours listen to this all day, which makes their CrossFire sessions very stressful.
@@pulseter ya didnt get the joke... if he finishes game, no more broken keyboards. if no more broken keyboards, he wont have to buy another. if he wont buy another, no money for keyboard companies
The game came out in 2007, and the infrastructure had basically zero upgrade over the year. Even to this day the game's server run at a very low tick rate, something like 10 ticks per second, so the game's hit reg and movement can be very inconsistent depending on one's internet. So a lot of the fails are probably not even his fault, just the game fucking him over. Also bro is actually pretty good at this.
game is running on a very old version of Lithtech Jupiter EX, wich is comparable to GoldSrc engine, basically CS 1.6 Engine with different movement Quirks, what really Fucks you up in CF is mostly just the crappy servers, everything else is just basically cs 1.6.
There's definitely been stuff before video games that jumpstarted these guys' obsessive predispositions, but games like this certainly don't help to curb any of it
2:05 - 2:20 sounds like someone recorded a 50 cal shooting with a shitty mic and then bass boosted it into oblivion. This also applies to everytime he jumps, it like someone shooting with a barret.
5:27 me playing a game and looking outside the window to see a nuclear blast approaching my home
"Nothing ever happens" mfers when they hear the sirens blaring:
"leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"
Fallout 😱👉💣🔥🔥☢️💀💀💀
The most "normal" one and yet this got me the most lmfao
“Guess that’s it then”
4:52 bro coughed so hard he barfed a metal bowl
lmao
That one emo with those metal piercing on their mouth :
LMAO 😭😭😭
Estuve repitiendo esos 10 segundos por 5 minutos y no dejo de reír xDxDxD
LMFAO
2:24 He is getting his tires replaced
😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bros at the pit stop 😭
@@polixthepole needs new tires for the final lap
Really upset with how hard this made me laugh. The Mario and Luigi pit stop
2:04 Karate instructor when the kid misses a lesson payment
HAHHA good onee
HAIYYAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@joshispro345 *beats the living out of 8yo Timmy*
Dude you actually had me struggling to breathe with this
*HAAAAAAAIIIIYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAH*
_konami code irl_
4:45 crucification of Donald Duck
This comment singlehandedly commanded God to command "Let there be light"
i died LAUGHING LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way he pressed the keyboard looks like he was fingering😛 the gap between the keys.
Imagine the stress dreams this guy has about this game
Oh my fucking god i could not begin to imagine
A regular human’s mind wouldnt even be able to comprehend it
If a monster hunter games making me stress dreams then i don't wanna imagined what this game would bring
4d hell
Bold of you to assume he sleeps
5:25 bro starts fooling around but regrets it
Bro created an earthquake out of pure anger
@@sometijng true
@@novakowskyyholy moly is that *a papers please fan*
@@GhaftanDanova yes, i truly like to let jorgi pass with an fake passport
@@novakowskyy I arrest jorji
4:35 noway it is Donald duck
You're God damn right.
So donald was a chinese gamer who can mimick golden freddy
only to immediately die of coughing. reminds me of that donald duck short where he took a coughdrop that made him sound like a normal dude
Donald duck gaming
Y3
2:58 Caseoh walking
I CHOKED
@@TheRealFriedrichderGroßOn caseoh?
@@DigoTP_ Yes, he is impossible to eat
@@TheRealFriedrichderGroß you are so innocent
@@DigoTP_ Who said I wasn't 😏
0:50 bro raged so hard he ate half his keyboard
LMFAOO
Mmmmmmmmm keyboard keys🤤🤤🤤
bro is the biggest nerd has no idea about strafing, thinks crouch spamming in the air is doing some shit 💀 like watching ur lil bro pretend to be a speedrunner 😆 I been gstrafing in cs 1.6 since like 14 this dude is playing a Chinese bootleg of the game I grew up on
@@inkybzguh??
@@inkybz it does seem to do something, the chinese bootleg isn't a carbon copy, that's why it's called a bootleg
Least angry Shein worker
that might be the website programmer
@@JackThunder67muito engraçado gringo
?
Just racism@@notjudi140
@@TomAnomalomuito engraçado, brasileiro
5:33 He started bombing his keyboard
Lol
Hi koishi
@@kapi_yakumo Hello
@@kapi_yakumowho are you talking to? Are you hallucinating ghosts?
@@catmaksimus 💀
5:32 Man, he really became an explosion 😂
💀💀💀
Audio recording from Hiroshima, 1945
Bro didn't become an explosion, the explosion became him.
2:28 Bro swears he a power drill 😭
He also thinks he's a pig and a jackhammer.
2:53 Caseoh cock
I love to imagine this guy occupying apartment 482 on the 70th floor of a gigantic complex building.
His neighbours listen to this all day, which makes their CrossFire sessions very stressful.
ROACH DAWG JR
Stanley
Oh God a whole apartment complex playing this game on the daily would lower the rent prices to the dirt lol
2:08 "A PROBLEM HAS BEEN DETECTED AND WINDOWS HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN TO PREVENT DAMAGE TO YOUR COMPUTER"
didnt prevent much but they're doing their best
Lil bro’s never seen a classic blue screen before.
its not an actual bluescreen, its used to HIDE THE ANGER HE HAS
"HIIIYAAAAHHHH" *proceeds to break pc*
HAAAAEEEAAEAAIIIYAAAHHH!!
Working 6 days a week for 12 hours would make anyone as insane as this guy
If he finish this game, keyboard companies goin bankrupt 💀
But if it doesnt it will run out of stock
Wdym bankrupt? They're making bank everytime this dude destroys a keyboard
@@pulseter ya didnt get the joke... if he finishes game, no more broken keyboards. if no more broken keyboards, he wont have to buy another. if he wont buy another, no money for keyboard companies
Sales from this guy📈📈📈
haven't played CF in years but im pretty sure that's just a custom map
2:08 mysterious sounds coming from earth
6.7 earthquake be like:
The game came out in 2007, and the infrastructure had basically zero upgrade over the year. Even to this day the game's server run at a very low tick rate, something like 10 ticks per second, so the game's hit reg and movement can be very inconsistent depending on one's internet. So a lot of the fails are probably not even his fault, just the game fucking him over. Also bro is actually pretty good at this.
Sad reality is no one in the world actually gives a shit about the game anymore so this makes it even more tragic
game is running on a very old version of Lithtech Jupiter EX, wich is comparable to GoldSrc engine, basically CS 1.6 Engine with different movement Quirks, what really Fucks you up in CF is mostly just the crappy servers, everything else is just basically cs 1.6.
This shit is literally as popular in china as CS is in the west
what even is the game
@@ZcorpLabs Crossfire
its a very popular Chinese localized version of CS 1.6
1:57 snakes when you touch then without consent
1:58 you mean
I’m convinced this guy ain’t even a human anymore💀
4:49 bro just casually dying in the middle of the game 💀
bro puked out a metal pipe tho 😭
@@lifelessjack😂
@@lifelessjacklittle John curses
My man probably smoke's more blunts then the blunt force trauma he gives to his computer
2:04 bros so asian he actually said HAIIYAA when he fell
Soo he straight up rages uncle roger language
HAIIYAAA
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
He gave the computer way more then karate
That's racist.
@@Henry0644 Xd
3:10 spacebar hanging on for dear life
4:31 bro really said W̷̢̢͖̼̯̫̾̍̀́̍̑̋̂̎́̾́͠A̶̡̹̘̓̎͆̃̓̓̎̈́̀̊̍͑̀͘Ą̶̲͚̱̯͈͌̀A̶̘͔͍̫̤͖̓́A̵͇̲̥̭͋͋̈́̓̍̿͛̒̃̌́̕͜͠À̸̱͍̩̳̠̃͒̍̓💀💀
What's that translation???? "Not sure what to do, I love you"????
NOT THE TRANSLATION☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀
I love you too, man
Love you too
what sort of eldritch language did you steal this from to get that translation
2:58 sick beat
2:53 the bro has pig 💀
He has a bad piggie
@@coltforceplayer😂
Surprised Buttsecks.
“The” bro?
@@CobbleBompsterthe one and only
When our parents used to tell us videogames can damage your brain... maybe they were onto something.
I also agree
😂
pretty sure he was born this way
There's definitely been stuff before video games that jumpstarted these guys' obsessive predispositions, but games like this certainly don't help to curb any of it
Or certain games...
M242 Bushmaster 2:57
LMAO Best comment in here by a long shot!
0:51 if you hearing closer you can understand that he is eating his keyboard.
Carpel tunnel has entered the chat:
Playing Valorant at a bad angle kills my wrist for a long time, I can't imagine doing something like this for hours 😅😅😅
@@isaaccooper862theres like 0 risk of carpal tunnel if you just use the arm instead of the wrist which hes doing
Bro becamed a missile seeking from gta 5 2:53
😂💀💀💀
😭
2:31 bro using hydraulics or some thing like that😭
Why does he sound like a factory when he’s jumping 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Also donald duck too
he is one
he is a MACHINE 🔥🔥🔥
Oh no, chinese factories
its like boxers when they throw punches lool
4:19 school fire alarm 😭😭😭😭🚨🚨🚨
dude is propelling himself😭🙏🙏☢☢☢
LMAOOOO 😂😂😭😭😭
quietest dad snore
You have no idea but your comment got me laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I'm dying. 😭😭😭
4:55 bro just coughs up a pan 💀
*Loses in a game*
*PROCEEDS TO EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING KEYBOARD*
1:10 i have a slight feeling he's telling us something in morse code
The fly in my room when I'm trying to take a nap 4:18
Bro spending some quality 2h government-sanctioned online time
LMFAOOO
the supreme leader has been generous
5:33 The beginning of any warnoise song.
5:32 he called an airstrike on his room
5:30 real life super saiyan
0:11 camera go crazy at 2x
sr pelo ahh
I have tried it
Ishowspeed moment
Death grips music videos be like
0:51 how many keyboards has this man broke
9001
Not enough. There is never enough. Keyboard is temporary, parkour is infinite.
Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝!!!!!
✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥✊️💥🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
2:04
2:05 - 2:20 sounds like someone recorded a 50 cal shooting with a shitty mic and then bass boosted it into oblivion.
This also applies to everytime he jumps, it like someone shooting with a barret.
Bros mic really said:"50 cal rapid firing"
1:00 He finished thw life of keyboard
When you go to start up your lawnmower and find out a stray cat's been sleepin underneath it 4:30
LMFAO MY MUSCLES HURT FROM LAUGHING 😭
they sound like their dna is mutating in real time
0:42 bro thinks he’s an owl
0:28 wtf was that
wukong
crash bandicoot
Sr.pelo
a warcry
Dr zomboss
Bro just randomly started dying mid parkour 😂
watching this video at 5am is a surreal experience
Brother must cultivate for yet another 100 years if he wishes to win this parkour.
4:45 bro leave donald duck alone man😭
and this is why the chinese get only 1 hour of gaming a day
2:07 how do you hit your keyboard so hard your screen goes blue?
the sheer thermal rage from that mans forehead overheated his computer
4:20 Bro has an incredulous IBS bowel movement
2:06 A-10/15 sound origin!
5:29 Karma
Bro did nothing wrong 😭😭😭
@@neptune3265 Literally tried pa 360
Hmm Hiroshima 1945 recording sound
1:30 bro is hitting his spacebar so hard his downstairs neighbor thinks he's having a rave party
4:33 🐯🐅
2:08 Even The PC Got Terrified Of Bro 💀
2:58
this guy's entire fucking house is shaking from how hard he's hitting the spacebar
All rage soundalikes:
0:45 mr krabs
2:05 motorcycle
4:22 - 4:47 angry cat
5:37 NUCLEAR BOMB
Ḩ̶̳̣̮̻̪̜͍̹̭͓͍̳̼̈́̅́̄̍̀͐́̊̽͌̊̂͂͠͝͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ỵ̷̡̛̟̱̑̍̀̉̿̿̉I̸̡̛̳͌̉͋͐͒̍Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝ 2:03
*Started smashing*
(Insert earthquake here)
Translate 💀
@@roadabroad look like analog horror.
(Insert BSOD here)
Now guys, from last clip we learn that getting cocky will always backfire.
This nga creating level 5 earthquakes
The title made me think this was a compilation of chinese players raging, I didn't expect that every single clip to be the same guy lmao
5:33 rage became so hard that he scream like a tank firing
M2 Browning
Oh my god son real life golden freddy
And real life the hulk😊
@@chainsorawit chinese chainsawman too 💀💀💀
Nothing more Chinese than bro playing a Counter-Strike bootleg and screaming HAYIAAAA ! !
Bro literally said "Hiiiyaaah!" when he got mad 😂
5:32 mf raged so hard he accidentally set off his thermonuclear weapon😭😭😭😭
0:45 that keyboard mustve been made in china
2:58 Bro started hitting an iron golem
2:43 fire alarm
4:44
1. *唐老鴨的聲音*
2. *唐老鴨再次發聲*
3. *呼吸*
4. *咳嗽*
5. *再次咳嗽*
6. *響亮的金屬聲*
1. *唐老鸭尖叫*
2. *唐老鸭再次尖叫*
3. *呼吸*
4. *剧烈咳嗽*
5. *咳嗽更加剧烈*
6. *响亮的金属声*
笑死了💀
5:33
"FEEL MY WRATH" ahh moment
average man suffering from poverty would die seeing this, not even a victorian era exclusive thing anymore
so this is why they're only allowed 2 hours a week
5:30 bro summoned 20 nuclear blasts
Every click or sound that he makes, Either it is a PPSH, AA Heavy Rifle gun, Laser beam, or a screech from L4D2
2:58 it sounds like a titan from aot walking nearby my ear
Dude fr man
2:04 Bro was moving tectonic plates 💀
2:04 Uncle Roger when he is forced to eat Jamie Oliver's dish
2:03 jackie chan when you mildly hurt him
I think I understand why China has a gaming limit.
This has more bass than a skrillex album
2:22 crazy beat 💀
5:31 bro got nuked💀
The fact you can see the character move means he's hitting the keyboard at an inhuman rate
4:25 bruh he started to act like a fly 😭💀
My childhood lmao. while people grow up on cod lobby, we asian kid grow up in crossfire lobbies lmao
2:58 bro started playing sicko mode
2:57 he said: imma cause earthquakes in 37 countries lmao
Bro saw no other solution
Least angry Wukong Player
II’m just hoping this is somehow a Warframe reference
4:30 bro had enough 😭
Least cracked out cracked chinese gamer
4:23 этот бро реально думает что он - майский жук
В голос
No youtube?
@@true_ukrainian_patriotДа ютуб
@@gasmask0942 чому не державною? господарі на росії - чеченці та китайці
не хочу пререкаться. извини что потревожил, мне стоило подумать что мой коммент приведет к агрессии