How Do You “Accidentally” Masturbate? - Alex Kumin - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024

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  • @jstarv104
    @jstarv104 2 года назад +392

    I could hear all the women in the crowd laughing so loud
    She's so amazing

    • @averagejoessb3110
      @averagejoessb3110 2 года назад +9

      As a man I was laughing loud while watching this video 🤣

    • @BaffledAlways
      @BaffledAlways 2 дня назад +1

      I'm watching the comedy central playlist and I swear it's the same woman in the audience yelling enthusiastically every time 🤣

  • @fletchadox1421
    @fletchadox1421 2 года назад +355

    “You may tug freely, if you can answer these riddles three!” Absolutely brilliant!
    What an upcoming talent!

    • @d.williams9610
      @d.williams9610 2 года назад

      My favorite out of this set 🙏🏾❤️❤️❤️❤️ Beautiful work

    • @billyelliot78
      @billyelliot78 2 года назад +7

      Do you mean up and Kumin?

    • @djay6651
      @djay6651 2 года назад +1

      That's a throwback to Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the guardian of the Bridge of Death.

    • @melanyacamacho
      @melanyacamacho 2 года назад

      I fucking lost it lol

  • @channeling764
    @channeling764 2 года назад +466

    This thing is gonna outlast the planet….that was brutal. I’m a fan now

    • @realmorgan3075
      @realmorgan3075 2 года назад +15

      The planet will be fine, people though...questionable

    • @squalley
      @squalley 2 года назад +3

      IKR 😂🤣😭💀

    • @juliechildress8905
      @juliechildress8905 2 года назад +3

      She had me cackling. I'm a fan now as well.

    • @MicahElohim
      @MicahElohim 2 года назад +3

      She's not too far off based on our current trajectories.

    • @jonnyd8399
      @jonnyd8399 2 года назад +4

      @@realmorgan3075 yes, you are correct, it's a suitable habitat for humans that we are destroying, but her joke killed and it won me over as a fan also now.

  • @debbiestutts9099
    @debbiestutts9099 2 года назад +178

    The Paraguard IUD was the best thing I ever did!! The hormone one's make you feel like a crazy person. Had it for 6 months and said No More!! This woman is so real and funny very relatable

    • @valeriaswanne
      @valeriaswanne 2 года назад +2

      I love love love the levenorgesrel mirena hormones they make me so.... whimsical!

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 2 года назад +56

    the timbre of her voice eats my soul. (and she's funny too)

  • @CharlottaHalden
    @CharlottaHalden 2 года назад +44

    Oh wow, instant new favourite. Her delivery is on point and the jokes pull no punches.

  • @andybaldman
    @andybaldman 2 года назад +24

    She’s very natural on stage. Genuine talent.

  • @trissues3128
    @trissues3128 2 года назад +216

    She's so bright, totally relatable, she's got spot-on, original material, she has spontaneous reactions to her live audience and her sly sense of irony is remarkably evident.... totally bookable and I hope to see her face again and again. Is she a writer for any TV series, at least? I only have one unsettled critique.... and it's not for Miss Comedienne, it's for her obnoxiously overzealous audience members. Omfg, the fake ass hyenas that drowned themselves in tequila shots before filming this poor professional's gig were clearly just trying to either:
    be heard themselves over the performer, engaged far too extreme when told "we are recording this set, so make sure and laugh real good and loud.." or something because it is totally distracting, sounds ridiculously disingenuous and these sorority sisters laugh during, between and BEFORE the punchlines are delivered and even before the setup is out so they don't even have any context of which to laugh appropriately! So sorryb to complain! I'm all for our 1st ammendment, don't get me wrong; also, I'm all for jovial conduct and find myself laughing at or with many things most may not but the audience actually pushed me to cut her set short and that is fekn tragic. I hope this talented young lady has more shows out there on the internet that isn't polluted by such repulsive overshadowing and selfish attempts at support? Just killed it for me. My gawd.

    • @trissues3128
      @trissues3128 2 года назад +5

      @jj ss Naw, being relatable just makes you appeal to a quantity not quality necessarily. I was just ranting about how the woman in the audience ruined this whole set with her badly timed, way too overdone guffaws. That audience member made it impossible for this comic to really take the stage and be the center of attention because the overlaugher seemed to want to be heard over the recording. Shame.

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin 2 года назад

      god don't you just hate when people laugh wrong? why can't they just do it in a way that's pleasing to you?
      stfu

    • @matti_new
      @matti_new 2 года назад +1

      Totally agree...I can't even finish the video because this out-of-context cheering is getting on my nerves badly. Too bad though, she seems talented. I hope to find her again in a more "natural" environment.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 года назад

      Lies again? Masturbate Too Hard

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 2 года назад +32

    I'm digging her. For whatever reason I never had an interest in watching female comedians, I was close minded or just happened to watch a half dozen less than stellar sets and then gave up. But after watching Taylor Tomlinson I've been trying to expand my horizons and open up. This bit was great and I'm going to look up more of her comedy.

    • @jwdathefax377
      @jwdathefax377 2 года назад +1

      I’m with you. My problem with female comedians is that outside of lesbian comedians, it all felt the same. She did kinda stick to the same script but it felt different. Maybe it’s her delivery but I’ll start giving them a try again.

    • @lilwordb8484
      @lilwordb8484 2 года назад +2

      Maria Bamford

    • @brianalice
      @brianalice 2 года назад +1

      I’ll add Liz Miele and Angelah Johnson.

    • @bluestocking1870
      @bluestocking1870 2 года назад

      Check out Katherine Blandford

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 Год назад

      Yes, Taylor Tomlinson.

  • @christianrivera9998
    @christianrivera9998 2 года назад +125

    She knows how to deliver. Awesome set.

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis 2 года назад +6

      She knows how NOT to deliver. A baby lol

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 2 года назад

      @@lslewis Thank God.

    • @lslewis
      @lslewis 2 года назад

      @@Doomreb Lol

    • @Doomreb
      @Doomreb 2 года назад

      @@lslewis lol

  • @deonduran9849
    @deonduran9849 2 года назад +59

    her intensity is great. definitely need more of this

  • @TheConfettiDress
    @TheConfettiDress 2 года назад +44

    Not these boring people in the comments being annoyed at the LAUGHTER in a video of a comedy set 🥴 Wonder why no one’s saying “great crowd” like they usually do

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 2 года назад +86

    She's hysterical, one of the funniest comedians I've seen in a while!

  • @Facetiously.Esoteric
    @Facetiously.Esoteric 2 года назад +30

    The irony of her name in context to her comedy.

    • @ripsey_muscle
      @ripsey_muscle 2 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same thing 🤣

  • @dieselexhausted
    @dieselexhausted 2 года назад +20

    Theater kid or singer, or both, my guess. The voices from fairy godmother to non-hormonal IUD with a side of troll, just stellar.

  • @tenaciousblender
    @tenaciousblender 2 года назад +20

    She came up in Chicago. Deserves a special.

  • @FireAxel8
    @FireAxel8 2 года назад +21

    I need to see more of this chick she’s hilarious!!!

  • @strangetamer4821
    @strangetamer4821 2 года назад +23

    "I had to do a lot of zoom comedy last year"
    The ostrich in the back: "AH AHA AH"
    "Zooom comedy"

  • @Quervo
    @Quervo 2 года назад +18

    Absolutely hilarious. Hope she can land a special

  • @SurvivorDIY
    @SurvivorDIY 2 года назад +13

    The white soldiers joke was brilliant

  • @barbaracampbell794
    @barbaracampbell794 2 года назад +29

    Funny AF.. I would absolutely love to hear more of her... 👏👏👏👏 Plot twist... Her last name is Kumin.........👀 Hilarious

  • @tenloe
    @tenloe 2 года назад +11

    Excellent show. How have I not heard of her before?

  • @tracelynnsangster
    @tracelynnsangster 2 года назад +17

    This was hysterical! Laughing the entire time.

  • @galacticwarlock2271
    @galacticwarlock2271 2 года назад +8

    She rocks. Being a dad is it.

  • @poonamsvideoblogs
    @poonamsvideoblogs 2 года назад +18

    Great audience! High energy.

  • @valeriaswanne
    @valeriaswanne 2 года назад +5

    The penny "up there" is an old brothel trick!

  • @marquanjones6333
    @marquanjones6333 2 года назад +15

    She's funny af

  • @ames8001
    @ames8001 Год назад

    she is absolutely amazing. im on a binge of her work now

  • @michaelperkins3003
    @michaelperkins3003 2 года назад +3

    What an honest talent!

  • @crowleylan
    @crowleylan 2 года назад +1

    perfect; the energy was absolutely it!!!!

  • @divinemills1795
    @divinemills1795 2 года назад +6

    That was an amazing set

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow 2 года назад +1

    nice to see a good comic get the crowd they deserve

  • @bachopinbee5991
    @bachopinbee5991 2 года назад +3

    What a comic! Just 3 minutes in and am liking her

  • @jakefromstatefarmbutthebla2305
    @jakefromstatefarmbutthebla2305 2 года назад +3

    Amazing crowd

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 года назад +3

    Love the Lincoln joke.

  • @d.t.6072
    @d.t.6072 2 года назад +15

    A couple people in the crowd are trying way too hard to be heard during every joke.

  • @gunloco5207
    @gunloco5207 2 года назад +1

    Love the energy

  • @mauricelb81
    @mauricelb81 2 года назад +3

    So that first bump on the corner of a table, and then the continuous bumps after that wasn't an accident? 🤣

  • @coryfossum5777
    @coryfossum5777 2 года назад

    I can't believe I knew exactly what she was talking about from the video title itself. This is the world we now live in.

  • @Ex0dus111
    @Ex0dus111 2 года назад +1

    She's good. This one is ready for the big leagues.

  • @lonnystrid5129
    @lonnystrid5129 2 года назад +7

    God damn she is funny. I love her comedy one of the few female comedians i actively listen to

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 2 года назад +1

    Standing O all the way. Bravo!

  • @mityazhuravlev9680
    @mityazhuravlev9680 2 года назад

    Whatta energy! I love that, thnx

  • @kahlilsmith5243
    @kahlilsmith5243 2 года назад +3

    More of her please. 😂

  • @darkbarbiex
    @darkbarbiex 2 года назад +4

    I laughed so loud I can't breath 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @thembp4sho
    @thembp4sho 2 года назад +4

    Ok, now that's funny 🤣 she's good

  • @Uh.Friend
    @Uh.Friend 2 года назад +13

    Ayyooo she killed that shxt. 🔥🔥🔥🧩

  • @brian1204
    @brian1204 9 месяцев назад

    Fitting! Her name is Kumin talking about masturbation!

  • @stucky101
    @stucky101 10 месяцев назад

    I'd go see this lady live !!

  • @PaxsonRussell
    @PaxsonRussell 2 года назад +4

    Great bits 😂

  • @dequanrabb_diizypeeples4426
    @dequanrabb_diizypeeples4426 2 года назад +4

    Facts she funny asl

  • @blakewiley5304
    @blakewiley5304 2 года назад +1

    That. Was. Awesome

  • @RollingShutter
    @RollingShutter 2 года назад

    The first 15 seconds seem like a perfect Mark Normand impression.

  • @Bailaconmaya
    @Bailaconmaya 2 года назад

    I have seen this video about 15 times since last Monday. And every time I was it I laugh even harder.

  • @banjo5835
    @banjo5835 2 года назад +1

    That audience is going so crazy it's hilarious. But she killed it too so it makes sense.

  • @AWJ-zf8cf
    @AWJ-zf8cf 2 года назад +4

    She is good..wow. great delivery and so funny

  • @aliciamadden7589
    @aliciamadden7589 2 года назад

    I like how it turned into a rally at the end

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 2 года назад +16

    "step" siblings are the only thing the banks who run pornhub's subscription service aren't offended by for some reason.

  • @pcbangbros8350
    @pcbangbros8350 2 года назад +1

    "I have an IUD"
    row v wade: "Not for long, bitch"

  • @hermit7903
    @hermit7903 2 года назад +2

    She was great!

  • @chrisjoosten9819
    @chrisjoosten9819 2 года назад +1

    Fantastic.

  • @Jump7Off
    @Jump7Off 2 года назад +1

    This woman is awesome.

  • @nicholasvanpaemel6226
    @nicholasvanpaemel6226 2 года назад +1

    Hands down just amazing! Too funny!

  • @HosCreates
    @HosCreates 8 месяцев назад

    The paraguard bit had me cracking up ! the names they come up with are just ridiculous !

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 2 года назад +3

    She's great!

  • @joao28747
    @joao28747 2 года назад +2

    She’s really good

  • @Jimmyrey6857
    @Jimmyrey6857 2 года назад

    Damn, I saw this lady host my local open mic for at least a year. I got to hear here try out and mold all these jokes. She had BDE and you knew she was gonna get bigger. Cool to see her here.

  • @howlerik5643
    @howlerik5643 2 года назад +5

    This was epic!

  • @raptor-fw6zn
    @raptor-fw6zn 2 года назад

    Very Very funny, great presentation

  • @jrx818
    @jrx818 2 года назад +2

    Oh I love her

  • @abellopez.
    @abellopez. 2 года назад +1

    Great energy

  • @joeb3590
    @joeb3590 2 года назад +3

    I was almost there

  • @charliecastillo2011
    @charliecastillo2011 2 года назад

    The delivery at 6:03 is what gets me 😂

  • @ugnug
    @ugnug 2 года назад +5

    that was fucking fire

  • @richatdastkey3555
    @richatdastkey3555 2 года назад +4

    This lady is ridiculous 🤣

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 года назад +1

    Epic delivery

  • @FuhQ64
    @FuhQ64 2 года назад

    I love some of the Dice Kinison Rosanne inspiration I'm picking up on. Good stuff

  • @tom68536
    @tom68536 2 года назад

    That was funny! What was the "1997 Harrison Ford dismissing me from class" reference? Anyone?😆

  • @ajp1282
    @ajp1282 2 года назад

    The quickest 7min video ever! There has tobe more of her or longer version!

  • @jbaby007
    @jbaby007 2 года назад +1

    Phenomenal set 🤣👌🏾

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg 2 года назад

    Excellent

  • @lastdonuts
    @lastdonuts 2 года назад +3

    She's good

  • @gregglockhart9551
    @gregglockhart9551 2 года назад

    Really great!

  • @Gr8pezGaming
    @Gr8pezGaming 2 года назад

    lolol abraham lincoln taking out lol

  • @andiwand6132
    @andiwand6132 2 года назад

    3:20 Bill Burr, is that you?

  • @carlosnava7180
    @carlosnava7180 2 года назад

    I fucking LOST IT when she screamed "peragord" 💀

    • @Michael_Print
      @Michael_Print 2 года назад

      i think it's actually called paraguard, which is funnier but yeah she played with the pronunciation for some reason

  • @johnlaseter2453
    @johnlaseter2453 2 года назад

    Alex, you are gooooooood!

  • @anadelgado5241
    @anadelgado5241 2 года назад

    Amazing

  • @sabbeyroad
    @sabbeyroad 2 года назад

    Wow. I just died she’s incredible

  • @JudeUgwuegbulam
    @JudeUgwuegbulam 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she was AWESOME!!!

  • @waterlotus11
    @waterlotus11 2 года назад +3

    So funny

  • @mike-gt8yo
    @mike-gt8yo 2 года назад

    this was so good

  • @danielschander6586
    @danielschander6586 2 года назад +4

    That was funny af haha

  • @TheTacticalNightmare
    @TheTacticalNightmare 2 года назад +1

    I’m a fan now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andresmena4903
    @andresmena4903 2 года назад +3

    This was fucking hilarious 😂

  • @JamesSmith-ts7mu
    @JamesSmith-ts7mu 2 года назад +2

    She killed....!!!

  • @tevinarchuleta8725
    @tevinarchuleta8725 2 года назад

    Funniest thing she said is that “dads just babysit on Saturday”

  • @no_im_dirtydan
    @no_im_dirtydan 2 года назад

    I wish you would link to the comic in the description instead of just more links to Comedy Central on other sites.

  • @richardjohnson4052
    @richardjohnson4052 2 года назад +1

    What about leaning against an unbalanced washer on spin cycle?

  • @dwdwone
    @dwdwone 2 года назад

    Reminds me of 8th grade and that hot Colombian social studies teacher. Good thing I was wearing rubber gloves.