I Was Poisoned and Had Minutes to Live

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @shanerain88
    @shanerain88 3 месяца назад +4532

    Average Murr punishment

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 3 месяца назад

      the worst punishment I've ever seen is murr having to get cathetered and Zipline lmfao

    • @IxMicro
      @IxMicro Месяц назад +30

      least dangerous murr punishment

    • @controversialopinion5722
      @controversialopinion5722 Месяц назад +6

      Sal got stuck in a room with a tiger. The only reason people think Myrr gets all the worst ones is because they cherry pick.

    • @The_Nailsmith
      @The_Nailsmith Месяц назад

      Enjoy me being your 3,000th like.

    • @ShootaForFun
      @ShootaForFun 8 дней назад

      @@controversialopinion5722 ur zero fucking fun at all lmfao

  • @mr.coffee5220
    @mr.coffee5220 3 месяца назад +7062

    Sal got poisoned and had minutes to live, making him tonight’s biggest loser.

    • @1Lo1L
      @1Lo1L 3 месяца назад +46

      Doing Stand Up Comedy I Bet

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 3 месяца назад +38

      @@1Lo1L that was the punishment lmfao

    • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
      @SomeOrdinaryJanitor 3 месяца назад +52

      this is the fuckin' funniest comment i've read in a while.

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 3 месяца назад +6

      💀

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 3 месяца назад +2

      A man smoked 2 hits of hash and got poisoned by 1700 people and had minutes to live, this is what happened to his body

  • @HandsomeLongshanks
    @HandsomeLongshanks 3 месяца назад +3182

    Dude smoked himself directly to "panic attack" levels of high. Been there, done that. So terrifying the first time, mildly annoying the 500th lol

    • @miken8889
      @miken8889 3 месяца назад +46

      you either have that panic attack or ya dont the 1st time. i was unlucky, lol

    • @elitegamer6045
      @elitegamer6045 3 месяца назад +92

      I never got it when I first smoked but years after continually smoking one day I got the worst panic attack thought I was going to die now when ever I take tolerance breaks I have to be careful to not smoke too much when I start smoking again

    • @HA05GER
      @HA05GER 3 месяца назад +21

      I had it and I'd smoked many times previously. It was bad I slept in a dog bed that night. I contemplated ending it it was grim. Didn't half laugh about it the next morning.

    • @redpractition
      @redpractition 3 месяца назад

      @@HA05GERi mean looking back can you giggle at lying in a dog bed? it's good to not hold onto the bad parts of memories?

    • @AmbersDaintyThrowBlanket
      @AmbersDaintyThrowBlanket 3 месяца назад +13

      @@HA05GERa dog bed, dayum that sounds kinda cozy. I’ve gotten the sweats, dizzy, terrified and stayed in the bathtub freaking out. Not sure what I did different those few times that made me react that way

  • @Finnegan_Floof
    @Finnegan_Floof 3 месяца назад +1749

    no wonder he can handle being embarrassed in impractical jokers
    nothing can top this 😭😭😭😭

    • @lojcun4253
      @lojcun4253 3 месяца назад +19

      i don't know wheter it's a compliment or a hate comment 😂

    • @RaniaBhatti
      @RaniaBhatti 3 месяца назад +7

      @@lojcun4253how is it a hate comment

    • @zanekersting9809
      @zanekersting9809 2 месяца назад

      @@lojcun4253sounds like dude watched the show so idk

    • @hemalsharma8100
      @hemalsharma8100 2 месяца назад +1

      @@RaniaBhatti llike hes calling the special embarrassing, I don't agree tho

    • @deannamathews9102
      @deannamathews9102 Месяц назад +1

      I wonder how much is actually true! To get a good comedic bit, there is usually quite a bit of embellishment. So I am sure not all of what he said is actually true...but if it is 😂😂😂

  • @gibbler_
    @gibbler_ 3 месяца назад +937

    Sal greened out on hash in Amsterdam, leaving him with trauma and making him tonight’s big loser!

    • @L1KECLOCKWORK
      @L1KECLOCKWORK 3 месяца назад +2

      😂 😆

    • @Xleesmashx
      @Xleesmashx Месяц назад +2

      Cute pfp

    • @gibbler_
      @gibbler_ Месяц назад

      @ thanks yours too! drew it myself :)

    • @GoodCopium
      @GoodCopium 11 часов назад

      @@gibbler_ You are very talented

  • @Krilium
    @Krilium 3 месяца назад +698

    His storytelling is so vivid I felt EXACTLY what he was feeling. Everytime it happens, it feels brand new. Girlfriend definitely wasn't helpful lmao.

  • @Calrus
    @Calrus 3 месяца назад +1290

    Depersonalization/Derealization from weed is horrifying

    • @AFFRA
      @AFFRA 3 месяца назад +94

      Literally had the same experience Sal had and can confirm its one of the most disturbing things ive gone through in my life, felt like I was turning manic and ended up sleeping in the ER that night.

    • @JoshLathamTutorials
      @JoshLathamTutorials 3 месяца назад +83

      What makes it 100x worse is the time-dilation. When you’re super high, 5 minutes feels like an hour. So it might only last a couple of hours but it feels like forever.

    • @Krilium
      @Krilium 3 месяца назад +52

      Unfortunately, mine never left. It's been 8 years and I still have the DP/DR! Though it was LSD that I was spiked with, not weed.

    • @mrshou112
      @mrshou112 3 месяца назад +44

      @@Krilium If it makes you feel any better I had it for 11 years and I'm now recovered from it. Hang in there buddy.

    • @yepthatsanoodle
      @yepthatsanoodle 3 месяца назад

      @@Krilium buy some Agmatine. It lowers glutamate levels which may be causing your DP/DR

  • @maybenatalie2624
    @maybenatalie2624 3 месяца назад +913

    "And I've already made PEACE with it!" Killed me.

  • @keykay1495
    @keykay1495 3 месяца назад +787

    the way sal masterfully controls his inflection and cadence is crazy. guy is really funny

    • @awol.oper8r
      @awol.oper8r 17 дней назад

      "Yeah, I'm just kidding though" got me

  • @amandaszymczak388
    @amandaszymczak388 2 месяца назад +266

    I WANT to believe there's some exaggeration here....for comedic effect, but I know Sal! he means every word with whole heart! This is exactly how it happened in his mind 😂😂

    • @5yearslateranimated712
      @5yearslateranimated712 2 месяца назад +8

      no no lmao I had an incredibly similar experience ended up puking everywhere

    • @amandaszymczak388
      @amandaszymczak388 2 месяца назад +3

      @5yearslateranimated712 I'm sorry that happened to you, but I hope you can laugh at it 1 day! I think we've all been there at least once....if you haven't, ur not living loud enough 🤣🤣

    • @deannamathews9102
      @deannamathews9102 Месяц назад

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @adamdion7574
      @adamdion7574 Месяц назад +2

      Look at his eyes while he tells the story. 100% real and he's probably still very unsettled by it.

    • @theheavenlyoption
      @theheavenlyoption 13 дней назад +2

      He's a hypochondriac and a little paranoid by nature so I don't think there was much exaggeration.
      He nailed that performance btw

  • @m.michaels
    @m.michaels 4 месяца назад +1545

    Wow he's a good comic. Maybe a little too clean for my taste but he's VERY, VERY good. His delivery, his story telling, the way he allows the perfect amount of time for laughter. I hope he continues the stand-up

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 месяца назад +97

      He’s pretty much been doing it his entire adult life.

    • @mesiidor
      @mesiidor 3 месяца назад +65

      If you watch or listen to his podcast this isn’t in the slightest surprising, he speaks so fluently and has shared a lot about his life, he’s been doing it for yearssss

    • @LadyBrett22
      @LadyBrett22 3 месяца назад +12

      You have got to look up his This Is Not Happening video. It's a freaking riot.

    • @abrobot9261
      @abrobot9261 3 месяца назад +62

      how can something be to clean?

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 3 месяца назад +19

      He's usually dirtier on Impractical Jokers

  • @The-Urban-Goose
    @The-Urban-Goose 3 месяца назад +138

    02:02 is an absolutely brilliant bit, phenomenal delivery!

  • @MaeMaeC2077
    @MaeMaeC2077 3 месяца назад +151

    “And I’ve already made peace with it” he was not playing 😭

  • @jerrysbrain
    @jerrysbrain 3 месяца назад +126

    sal just does stand up in 1930s pajamas now huh

    • @sydneychauvin3729
      @sydneychauvin3729 Месяц назад +8

      Been scrolling thru the comments to see if someone was gonna say it. Glad I'm not the only one that thinks so! 😂

    • @kurikokuri
      @kurikokuri Месяц назад +7

      i swear i've seen that top in the target women's section i'm so glad someone else noticed

    • @yeskingslay
      @yeskingslay 27 дней назад +3

      I’m pretty sure he mentioned on Theo Von’s podcast that he got a lot of comments from people thinking it was a pyjama top and that it was actually Prada :)

    • @abarairukia
      @abarairukia 14 дней назад

      I have pajamas that look exactly like this and was looking for this comment 😂

  • @k.mccandies1505
    @k.mccandies1505 4 месяца назад +300

    I always knew Sal was funny on the show but this had me crying laughing 😂!!!

  • @Featherstep_Valiente
    @Featherstep_Valiente 27 дней назад +15

    It's so cool that he keeps a clean performance, too!
    No overabundance of curse words. Very rare to see someone not leaning on a crutch!
    Always loved this guy's comedy, this stand up holds up to what 12 seasons of impractical jokers.

    • @Red4350
      @Red4350 14 дней назад +3

      I personally didnt even notice...same way i dont notice when someone casually curses because its how they talk naturally...but i can agree when its like every other sentence and sounds forced...its obnoxious and takes away from w.e they're saying

  • @kakenboltorcher
    @kakenboltorcher Месяц назад +54

    for anyone wondering, Hash is resin of super concentrated weed

    • @cloudstrife6911
      @cloudstrife6911 4 дня назад +1

      Hash is just resin of good weed bro, no need to exaggerate it. I've smoked hash from good weed and it's not that strong 😂😂

  • @sleepyelasticnickle1394
    @sleepyelasticnickle1394 3 месяца назад +66

    That man is a very good story teller. Captivating. More of this, please.

  • @fhl60s
    @fhl60s 3 месяца назад +101

    That’s literally my first time hearing these types or comedians in general and IM OBSESSED. HES TALENTED.

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo 3 месяца назад +62

    Dude, when he said he felt like he was drowning in his own thoughts 😂😂😂 I’ve gotten that high 3 times in my life and each time was the worst experience in my life

  • @HamsterK37
    @HamsterK37 3 месяца назад +153

    5:49 she's dating a guy from "Impractical Jokers" and doesn't believe he'll make a scene? 😅😂

    • @aahyes9068
      @aahyes9068 14 дней назад +2

      Of course she believes he'll make a scene. That's undoubtedly why she was so determied to get some drugs & alcohol into him, if not a good part of why she's dating him. "It'll be fun" (to watch)

    • @niko5008
      @niko5008 9 дней назад

      ​@@aahyes9068or maybe she just likes the guy

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 3 месяца назад +240

    This is one of those stories that just keeps getting better and better, I was DYING at the end! 💀 Sal’s delivery was perfect. Also I imagine this illustrates the feeling of schizophrenia perfectly

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 3 месяца назад

      i was wheezing and got the hiccups and at the end i was just crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 Месяц назад

      Riiiiiiicolaaaaaaaaaaa

  • @aPumpkn
    @aPumpkn 3 месяца назад +48

    Im surprised honestly. This is the kind of comedian i like - telling humor through relatable situations and stories.

  • @hhh2092
    @hhh2092 4 месяца назад +172

    thank you sal for blessing us with your comedy once again

  • @Godeias
    @Godeias 4 месяца назад +61

    Legit one of my new favorite comics

  • @Limeyss
    @Limeyss 3 месяца назад +34

    Oh my god I never knew Sal's standup was this good!!

  • @arthurhex
    @arthurhex 3 месяца назад +48

    The way he explains the bad trip reminds me of my own with shrooms, minus the paranoia. It was like my mind was melting around me, and i was drowning in it simultaneously.

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 Месяц назад

      Wish I could get that far without throwing up

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze Месяц назад

      Real life is for those who cant bear Psychedelics as they say , I know I prefer real life more

  • @shivlindsey2598
    @shivlindsey2598 3 месяца назад +70

    why does sal sound like a younger Christopher Walken, not just the accent but the way he carries is words

    • @j0rtsy
      @j0rtsy 3 месяца назад +7

      I was scrolling looking for another comment.

    • @aahyes9068
      @aahyes9068 14 дней назад +1

      Interesting. I've always thought he sounds like a gay New Yorker.

  • @semianonymous8494
    @semianonymous8494 3 месяца назад +14

    My friend sent me a link to this, and I'd never seen your stand up before now. You're awesome at telling an engaging story!

  • @brandibastian4193
    @brandibastian4193 4 месяца назад +63

    This man needs another special immediately! Also this story kind of makes me want to watch EuroTrip again (particularly the scene where Jenny and Scotty are in the bakery in Amsterdam and they're like hash brownies are completely legal here and they order a big platter and start getting high and then they realize they're absolutely not drugged it was all in their heads) Not going to lie I think they would notice a difference between regular brownies and hash brownies I imagine if it was enough to get you high you would taste it... ... ...then again circling back to Sal he wants posted I believe it was on Twitter that somebody brought an apple pie to the set of IJ he didn't realize had pot in it because he couldn't taste it and he had a full slice and thought he needed to get his stomach pumped 😂 I was a brand new fan at this time and didn't know he'd ever partaken at the time especially since he seemed panicked about it my main concern was it wasn't exactly legal everywhere in the us at the time and I was like don't post that s*** I don't want him getting in trouble (especially since he didn't know) and I know he's already got enough problems because he's got a live show that night!

    • @18chucksta
      @18chucksta 4 месяца назад

      Euro trip is on Netflix rn😂

    • @chowder333
      @chowder333 3 месяца назад

      it was likely a hash hole or "donut" like a preroll

  • @xerilaun
    @xerilaun 3 месяца назад +23

    “I have an idea…I’ll REACH” LOOL 8:20

  • @lolzjeni
    @lolzjeni 3 месяца назад +52

    Bro hit the rosin and greened out

  • @jlt131
    @jlt131 3 месяца назад +15

    this was great. i hope rufus sees it, and has an "ohhhh that was what was happening" moment

  • @Steaky007
    @Steaky007 3 месяца назад +36

    I can feel the high-panic so strong in this story 😂 I’ve been in a few situations similar and it’s genuinely terrifying in the moment.
    Sal is an incredible comic, I knew he was good but damn he’s really good, even for an American

  • @breannadetrano3293
    @breannadetrano3293 2 месяца назад +15

    “Ok Sal, now try to last an hour without getting any medical attention.”

  • @TheBalls2thewalls
    @TheBalls2thewalls 4 месяца назад +25

    I have watched your new special 3 times. It's a really good special and this story was great! Knew you did stand up but i did not know you were this good. The only stand up i saw from you before was your punishment, and that was rough to watch 😂.

  • @tannerconklin8223
    @tannerconklin8223 6 дней назад +1

    Remembering your first time being high elevates this so much

  • @ZalexMusic
    @ZalexMusic 2 месяца назад +5

    It really makes me happy that Sal is so good at standup.

  • @thatainthot
    @thatainthot 8 дней назад +1

    I just love the way he talks and his sense of humor 😂

  • @KidIll
    @KidIll 2 дня назад

    To see these guys been successful in stand up is heart warming.. they’ve carried Comedy Central since god knows how long.. good to see them all doing well still 👍🏼

  • @eggsandcream9720
    @eggsandcream9720 25 дней назад +2

    Didn’t expect Sal to be such a good stand up/ story teller 👏👏fair play

  • @alecks8432
    @alecks8432 3 месяца назад +22

    Sounds like weed induced psychosis, my ex girlfriend went through the same thing - also described it as people are after her or she has to run away. Scary stuff.

  • @kellyjackson4973
    @kellyjackson4973 2 месяца назад +9

    Why is he wearing a pajama top!! lol. I love this guy.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze Месяц назад

      He answered real salty in a interview that is what a Prada shirt

    • @SpleenathonOfficial
      @SpleenathonOfficial 27 дней назад

      @@SieMiezekatze Where is the interview?

  • @250JefeMane
    @250JefeMane 3 месяца назад +39

    I call this “the never ending joke”

  • @learthur1865
    @learthur1865 3 месяца назад +16

    him: "i was fucking dying"
    audience: *laughs their asses off*

  • @BrandoOnTheScreen
    @BrandoOnTheScreen 2 месяца назад +6

    This was off the walll 😂😂 I love it

  • @JoshuaMorgan-nw4rg
    @JoshuaMorgan-nw4rg 3 месяца назад +7

    Bro this is the BEST story of someone being high I’ve EVER heard. And I’ve seen ALOT😂😂😂😂

  • @Qs2s
    @Qs2s 2 месяца назад +3

    didn’t know sal was so funny in a standup comedy setting i wanna see a netflix special frrrr

  • @Anonymous-dy1up
    @Anonymous-dy1up 10 дней назад

    Thank you for this. You've strengthened me even further in my conviction to never, ever, ever try drugs. My life is anxiety-inducing enough already.

  • @ethan.branthoover3460
    @ethan.branthoover3460 Месяц назад +11

    5:12 id laugh too if someone i was with went full Truman show next to me

  • @patriciobatumanjr.4151
    @patriciobatumanjr.4151 20 дней назад +1

    Omg sal, that was hilarious , i feel like the audience really did not know how to react, but man that was a really funny history. The best part is that i was recreating everything in my mind which made it even better 😂

  • @HamsterK37
    @HamsterK37 3 месяца назад +8

    The callbacks...The structure...The timing.. Amazing joke.

  • @Gene-XL
    @Gene-XL 16 дней назад +6

    I’m actually angry hearing his wife’s response. I’ve been that terrifyingly high before and to feel that way AND not be supported by THE ONE PERSON you count on for that very thing!!! What a terrible situation to be in.

    • @ariaalmanza3246
      @ariaalmanza3246 9 дней назад +1

      In her defense she was high too 😂 sometimes when I’m around someone who trips out like that when I’m high asf too, i just gotta play it cool or else you BOTH are gonna be panicking 😭 someone’s gotta be the calm one but i can see ur frustration! It’s good to be around someone else who’s not high if you’re not used of smoking. Those are the people who grab the munchies and juice for you! lmao

  • @KrystalMimms
    @KrystalMimms 24 дня назад

    The ending brought the bit together beautifully! Well done!

  • @SouperPie.
    @SouperPie. 2 месяца назад +9

    the gasp that i gasped when it clicked in my mind that it, in fact, was not a ricola

  • @clmillerbunny
    @clmillerbunny Месяц назад

    Sal's story-telling skills are IMPECCABLE. I can't wait to see him live in two weeks!! 😁

  • @TheSadieFables
    @TheSadieFables 23 дня назад

    The ending gave me an orgasm of the brain, I don’t how to explain it, the structure was impeccable. You think it’s over and then the entire story flips like dominoes in your brain with that one small detail change. I’m sure he’s not the first to do this, but I’ve never heard it done so well.

  • @agent_unwept1469
    @agent_unwept1469 Месяц назад +4

    8:49 i almost just burst out laughing in the middle of a dead quiet classroom

  • @AlexDaeling
    @AlexDaeling 3 месяца назад +10

    I will never doubt sal's game again

  • @dev671
    @dev671 27 дней назад +1

    A good punishment would be Sal doing his regular stand up comedy and the audience being instructed to not laugh for any of his jokes, keep booing or getting out from their seats ! 😂

  • @AlexJones-sv4eu
    @AlexJones-sv4eu 2 месяца назад +2

    "I will always love you" took me out 😂😂

  • @ptxc1639
    @ptxc1639 3 месяца назад +6

    I love impractical but seeing sal do his own stuff is great.

  • @GERMANAITOR
    @GERMANAITOR Месяц назад +4

    Damn, Sal's wife would be a HORRIBLE trip sitter😂😅
    Imagine if she went, "Shrooms are legal here! Let's try some!"

  • @Copperyfoxx
    @Copperyfoxx Месяц назад +23

    Advice from a stoner: don’t try new substances in unfamiliar places willy nilly. You should feel comfortable and safe and have a sober buddy you trust to supervise you. Also, if you do not regularly use cannabis, do not drink when you partake, or at least seriously pace yourself.

    • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
      @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree Месяц назад +1

      Very good advice. Last thing you want to do is be high near strangers in a place you don't know. Especially if you don't speak the language.

    • @bryanspanjer3213
      @bryanspanjer3213 28 дней назад +1

      I don't trust his girlfriend

    • @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree
      @DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree 28 дней назад

      @@bryanspanjer3213 At the very least, she admitted that it was entirely on her and it would never happen again.

  • @bboppppppppppppp
    @bboppppppppppppp 2 месяца назад +16

    his description of being on hash is how my brain normally operates

    • @bboppppppppppppp
      @bboppppppppppppp 2 месяца назад +4

      which feels bad

    • @neocrimsoncloud
      @neocrimsoncloud 20 дней назад +1

      Sorry to hear that. Have you been diagnosed with anything? Sounds like therapy/medication might be something that could help you out.

  • @Loyal2none
    @Loyal2none 3 месяца назад +12

    high as shit watching this, never laughed so hard xD

  • @Jestylor6
    @Jestylor6 3 месяца назад +52

    The reason drugs are bad is someone saying "you're with me I'll take care of you" while actively not taking care of you doesn't register as a problem. But then there's more...

  • @Ribcut
    @Ribcut 3 месяца назад +12

    Smoked for years and considered it the most important plant in the universe.
    One day that randomly started happening, and I never looked back.

  • @hexgates
    @hexgates 3 месяца назад +9

    my first weed panic attack was quite the doozy. my first time doing shrooms was horrifying too because i was in a bad headspace for awhile and freaked tf out. thought i was dying. ended up having to call my mom and she drove an hour at 2am to talk to me lol. bless her heart

  • @thebrownshinobi
    @thebrownshinobi Месяц назад +1

    I’m not gonna lie this was hilarious. But what makes it funnier is that I’ve watched this entire set already, I was just so high when I did that I didn’t make sense of any of it and had a panic attack 😂

  • @natalieshicks7880
    @natalieshicks7880 3 месяца назад +7

    The first time my daughter got high she was going around the apartment asking weird questions. One of the questions was why we (her parents) allowed our little girl to marry this old man. Her husband was24 at the time and she was 20. Now she is a little person who looked 14. It took me a while to convince her that he was her husband, and she wasn't underaged. she finally believed me then she said
    "Dinosaurs don't know they are dinosaurs until they are dinosaurs." She is reminded of this every time her brother-in-law comes into town and they all get high. She is like are you guys ever gonna let that go? The answer is "NO".

  • @twenty-2923
    @twenty-2923 4 месяца назад +13

    Not as bad as when he freaked out when stamps went up again 😂😂

  • @AmbersDaintyThrowBlanket
    @AmbersDaintyThrowBlanket 3 месяца назад +1

    Sal has the best delivery 🙌 Used to listen to WSY? podcast way back. Glad he’s killing it!

  • @MsASMARVEL
    @MsASMARVEL 24 дня назад

    "Everybody mad?" fucking SENDS me every time!!

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 Месяц назад +2

    Sal got teleported to the John Wick universe

  • @fueldbyirony8126
    @fueldbyirony8126 3 месяца назад +4

    Sals going far this shit was hilarious

  • @jayceisking
    @jayceisking 16 дней назад +1

    “And it said HERROW WIN” 😭

  • @nyanya-ray7235
    @nyanya-ray7235 3 месяца назад +3

    Baby, are we going bowling or going to bed😂...love you Sal

  • @TheF.M.J.S
    @TheF.M.J.S 10 дней назад

    Weed has made me go into manic states and I’ve done things I never would’ve done…I’m ashamed beyond belief, I’ve almost ruined my relationships with family and loved ones and have destroyed friendships because of weed. I’ve stopped doing weed and I’ve never felt better. If you’re able to handle it.
    More power to you and I hope you enjoy it. I use to, but it turned me into someone I didn’t know or a side of me that I kept under wraps came exploding out. No matter how hard I tried to rationalize stuff. But I feel better and am doing better. And am self reflecting everyday. And trying to be better.

  • @GotrennMatthis
    @GotrennMatthis 3 месяца назад +3

    Struggling with panic attacks when I smoke recently. Never happened before in my life

  • @willtheham1
    @willtheham1 3 месяца назад +72

    So Hash, I guess is from google "compressed weed" So pretty much a bunch of weed smashed together to fit more.

    • @TheOrangeSunsetGaming
      @TheOrangeSunsetGaming 3 месяца назад +19

      It definitely messes you up. I smoked some then went skateboarding 😂 big mistake

    • @buvvins6687
      @buvvins6687 3 месяца назад +8

      Its basically concentrated weed. sometimes its called "Shit" because it looks like little pebbles of poop. I heavily prefer buds.

    • @itsspanbro831
      @itsspanbro831 3 месяца назад +7

      Yeah, it's usually compressed thc crystals that the buds shake off. It's ok, I'd rather just sprinkle the shake on top of a bowl of bud

    • @Godsmistakelol
      @Godsmistakelol 3 месяца назад +11

      It's a bit more complicated than that. It's the trichomes, basically weed pollen, compressed either with or without heat. It works kind of how making olive oil works, you just press it really hard. Right before the oil is expressed out you stop. You can basically compress down an ounce of weed into fourish grams

    • @hem9483
      @hem9483 3 месяца назад +3

      much more complex than this in practice

  • @alana2830
    @alana2830 29 дней назад

    Your description of having a million thoughts etc. exactly how it feels for me having autism and ADHD... Have never been able to articulate that feeling before so thank you... Your traumatic drug-taking adventure has helped at least one person in the world 😂

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan 23 дня назад +2

    This happened to me when I watched Avatar 3D when it first came out in theaters. I thought that monster that came out in the first 15 minutes of the movie was actually chasing me. I was clawing at my seats trying not to leave because I didn't want to be that guy who got up and left right there because it would be so obvious and I feel like everyone in the theater would look at me. You know how you feel trapped in those situations yeah. It was really bad

  • @dylanjcp
    @dylanjcp 3 месяца назад +3

    holy shit this was hilarious, what a set!

  • @ericsimonson8540
    @ericsimonson8540 4 месяца назад +4

    Hilarious, love his stories….😂

  • @TreyHusted
    @TreyHusted Месяц назад +1

    Yeah, just a bowl of Hash get ya cooked 😂😂 That sounds like a good night 😂😂

  • @tapperjr93
    @tapperjr93 2 месяца назад

    I've got tears running down my face from laughing so hard at the ending 😂

  • @parkerstroh6586
    @parkerstroh6586 11 дней назад

    Maybe the best weed story I’ve ever heard

  • @AszonNG
    @AszonNG 3 месяца назад +2

    this was amazing lmao

  • @johnlarson4254
    @johnlarson4254 4 месяца назад +26

    Typical Prince Herb stuff here. Lol

  • @craigdavis5818
    @craigdavis5818 Месяц назад

    Sal has great delivery. Funny dude.

  • @kobblestone
    @kobblestone Месяц назад +1

    “Alright now Sal, I want you to look down and read what the bag says”

  • @rednefarious6968
    @rednefarious6968 2 месяца назад +7

    I'm amazed how few people know hash.
    so the little brown bits of the bud where the thc comes from? yeah pounds of it compressed and rolled together into a nice potent powder or brick. Very strong, very smooth, a great bowl topper and... you smoked a JOINT of hash? or just a bowl of pure hash? I ask because I've never had enough to roll an entire joint of it, but after hearing this story... I REALLY want to.

    • @marvinkline5667
      @marvinkline5667 Месяц назад +1

      I'm amazed you try to educate others and have no clue what you're talking about lol.
      Hash(there are many kinds depending on how you make it) but is thc resin from buds. You can make finger roll after a harvest from your hands. You can collect the crystals from frozen bud and compress with heat and make some of the finest rosin you can imagine. You can make full melt bubble hash from an ice bath and agitation. No hash would be good to roll a joint out of due to slow burning and liquidity. A little hash in a joint yeah and all hash joint no. Most hash is smoked by itself or as a topper for flower. Bubble hash can be smoked through a dab rig. We've made temple balls after harvest the traditional way by rubbing bud on burlap and collecting the rosin.

    • @limchat2188
      @limchat2188 26 дней назад

      Hash holes are where it's at

  • @Dr.Dankerson
    @Dr.Dankerson 3 месяца назад +54

    Bro had an anxiety attack😂 welcome to my world of anxiety where I do t even need to smoke to feel that way💀

    • @Sac_153
      @Sac_153 3 месяца назад +4

      Then maybe you do need to smoke 🤔

    • @chotch4452
      @chotch4452 3 месяца назад +2

      wow that’s so sigma congratulations

    • @MrJustin0919
      @MrJustin0919 3 месяца назад +10

      @@Sac_153 Don't recommend lmao. Already bad anxiety can either be a little better or 10x worse when smoking depending on the individual. I struck out on that gamble and I'm dealing with the consequences 2 years later.

    • @ohokcool
      @ohokcool 3 месяца назад

      @@Sac_153bad recommendation, it only relieves anxiety/rage for people who have it as a withdrawal symptom from THC. Been smoking a looong time, I don’t recommend starting, there are better ways such as meditation, therapy, healthy diet, exercise, lots of sleep etc.

    • @Ribcut
      @Ribcut 3 месяца назад +1

      @@MrJustin0919 How are you dealing with the consequences from smoking 2 years ago?

  • @rileycoulter9379
    @rileycoulter9379 2 месяца назад +1

    sal we need more live specials/ stand up videos pleaseee

  • @cash17725
    @cash17725 4 месяца назад +1

    Great job🎉🎉 we are getting old sal man you got your grandpa voice on.. lol great special ❤

  • @highworld84
    @highworld84 3 месяца назад +1

    Sal is a natural, keep making us laugh 😂

  • @Thetangibletim
    @Thetangibletim 2 месяца назад +3

    4:29 for anyone who knows someone who is bipolar this describes mania pretty well

  • @thevolatilitywhisperer7616
    @thevolatilitywhisperer7616 17 дней назад

    That was a fn amazing story. I didn't realize how funny you are! Holy sh1t

  • @brittneyweatherbee2364
    @brittneyweatherbee2364 4 месяца назад +119

    It’s been a while since I’ve laughed that hard. Is he gay? Am I gay? 😂❤🎉