I Have a Confession to Make...

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
I REVIEW MORE THINGS ► • Markiplier Reviews Stuff

[@juliadarling8868]

Something tells me this is why he's in the hospital right now.

[@nox7638]

same

[@cinthiaalbers4076]

He is acetally

[@mirroughs7729]

I mean that many pop-tarts would be a trip to the ivory throne, and the fact that they're expired is worse.

[@bloodangel7305]

Probably

[@natetv1494]

😂imagine that

[@wminster]

You can take Markiplier out of Unus Annus, but you can't take Unus Annus out of Markiplier.

[@mnhplayz]

Yes

[@nataliefunke1385]

Same as Ethan lol

[@jailyncharles5553]

facts lol

[@natsueyama]

Because he is one with Unus Annus

[@coencrippen1761]

@@natsueyama I replied to you within a minute

[@wolfgameso.o9997]

other youtubers apology videos: "i didnt know i was being racist im sorry.."
Markiplier: "i ate too many poptarts im sorry.."

[@Qwerty-uh6up]

Hes gonna get faaaaatttttttt bruh

[@rion7088]

For someone who portrays himself as an a-hole, that actually means a lot.

[@weisswelle]

that's what happens when you are not a racist person at all

[@theothenbrabbit998]

I mean, there isn't really much mark could do that would need an apology

[@onyx.95]

@@Qwerty-uh6up nah hes very muscular

[@stidzy0]

The look of complete and utter terror on Mark's face when he hears Amy's car is hilarious

[@AngelWingsYT]

amy yelling at him in the bg sounds like a mom yelling at their child to not do anything stupid

[@magic_club250]

When is that?

[@randommusicstuff6029]

@@magic_club250 around 26:12

[@stidzy0]

@@magic_club250 26:14

[@Skootanimates]

@@AngelWingsYT he is the child lol

[@bloodyvalentine8350]

This aged terribly within three days...
Please help the cat is laying next to me and I can't get up in fear she'll be sad

[@natetv1494]

Yeah😂 I was expecting it to have the lifespan of a box of poptarts.. it wouldn’t go bad😂😂😂

[@Paul20661]

Haha yeah :(

[@ChaseMC215]

It wasn't the Pop Tarts that sent him to the hospital. It was his stomach

[@stealthxg5045]

@@ChaseMC215 Guess where Pop Tarts go? Your stomach.

[@cmmuse]

@@stealthxg5045 what? You’re telling me we don’t have a separate stomach specifically built into the delicate human body, to store pop tarts? Evolution, wtf?

[@nathangraves5266]

The longer Mark's hair gets, the stronger his chaotic energy grows.

[@gwinnellheald8592]

That is frighteningly accurate

[@emmylouispog]

It’s true long hair is the gateway to the infinity of chaos that lies within us all

[@connorjohnson8590]

He's like a chaos Sampson

[@Tulip_bip]

wut abt when he had like almost no hair but was *insanely* chaotic?

[@Sapphirelily]

So he can floof his hair for power again right??

[@SgtShadowCow]

Markiplier: "Sponsor me or else!"
Mark: "im on a diet i cant eat these, my trainer is going to kill me"
Also Mark: *continues to eat expired pop tarts*

[@yourgullible1556]

i dont think poptarts like actually expire

[@nathan9901]

@@yourgullible1556 nah they deffo do cuz there's an expiration date

[@rosaparks8688]

@@nathan9901 They need one. I don’t think the expiration dates are accurate and they don’t really change after.

[@nathan9901]

@@rosaparks8688 what a stupid fucking thing to claim everything expires. If it didn't expire they'd milk tf out of that in advertising

[@rosaparks8688]

@@nathan9901 Have you had pop-tarts past their expiration date? I never thought I’d be asking this question, but they take a way longer time to expire than the packaging says they do. They’re like the canned goods of snacks. 😂

[@noelledenisematias8400]

Mark's face when he notices that Amy arrived was priceless 😂

[@iamdreadbread2983]

Markiplier's whole channel is just him slowly but surely slipping into insanity.

[@hmmuhh330]

Now that Unus Annus is gone, he has nowhere else to hide his insanity...

[@bluevenus9803]

You’re saying he hasn’t already? How many more steps do we have until he gets there?

[@Cornoriian]

I feel like it started with "getting over it". It has been accelerating exponentially since then...

[@dr.horror9046]

I thought that was unus anus

[@zedto8139]

they shouldn't have deleted [deleted channel]

[@jonathansaloman1595]

The fact that Mark literally complained about Pop Tarts for over 30 minutes makes me wonder how much the Unus Annus aftermath has taken a toll on him...

[@jube8835]

The amount of bots here is insane

[@_kelsie]

@Jube IKR LOL

[@CopperDragonGamr]

@F Ù C Ķ • М E ! ! ! • I WĀNT ŞEX • OPÉN MY ĆANÁL ! I opened the replies and just see your username I couldn't stop laughing for the next 3 minutes 😂

[@alnimri]

Not sure if it's just me, but Mark wears white mainly in his videos and Ethan wears Black. Its like second nature for them at this point. A little concerning how it probably affected their psychology.

[@nicolemaylining]

@Cal bro stop imagine tricking people for views lmao

[@Firestar4041]

"Ate 16,000 calories worth of poptarts..."
Alex: " . . . " **loads burpie gun, with malicious intent**

[@problybeetlejuice7460]

I can’t 😂
*amy gets home*
Mark: *panicked pop tart hiding*

[@androgynous_artist]

Jesus Christ someone just give this man a brand deal please for his own sanity

[@omni8568]

@Aaviskar Parasor I’ve been on the decline since I was 7 😂😂😂

[@theunspeakablecraft1446]

Yes

[@Fckwitt]

I wish I could

[@chunta957]

No, we need to see how far we can get.

[@JoeEmb776]

if he gets a brand deal he'll just find something else to lose his sanity over...

[@acutabovetherestIX]

November 2019: Don’t tell Amy
November 2020: Don’t tell Alex

[@mihranplayz3430]

@I Am KevinBB x2 No

[@avelovesfrogs5402]

November 2021: Don't tell Ethan

[@kingjj4116]

@I Am KevinBB x2 No U

[@Kawaiisikkusu]

Time stamp?

[@indaydreams8724]

@I Am KevinBB x2 shut up mate

[@_lil_lil]

"And that's what breakfast has been for most of the world-- well, at least America" might be the most American thing Mark's ever said.

[@mercscar4277]

"They're all expired"
To be fair, there's probably enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog.

[@bitter-bit]

This is an underrated top level comment.

[@LemonsOnTheFloor]

HELP ME WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[@theo.6810]

I mean technically i think it could mummify ME my 5'2 self instantly persevered FOR 200 YEARS.

[@saladfish5]

That is _scarily_ specific.
But surprisingly, I wouldn’t doubt it.

[@soontobejamez4422]

Thanks for the idea

[@cazoo_kid9853]

Markiplier, the man who threatened 4 big company’s in a week.

[@orangelake2268]

I thought it was 4

[@cazoo_kid9853]

@@orangelake2268 Del Monte, Green Giant, and now Kellogg’s. Did I miss one?

[@emilybenger-boyle4496]

@@cazoo_kid9853 sour patch kids

[@cazoo_kid9853]

@@emilybenger-boyle4496 oh right

[@orangelake2268]

@@cazoo_kid9853 Look, he threatened: Del Monte, Jolly Green Giant, Sour Patch Kids and now Kellogg's

[@rylangrimes1239]

The “DING” while ejecting the pop tarts out of the toaster before they were finished freaking sent me 😂

[@kalebfisher8278]

27:07
Me pulling shit out of my ass so I can make a 4000 word essay

[@iandoster4680]

That's so me.

[@phoenixyt124]

it is so unbelievably sad that i can relate so damn good with this comment.

[@cemeek89]

Markiplier: the man who won’t eat pop tarts out of the packaging, but WILL eat corn and green beans out of the can...

[@mclovin5836]

@Cal no one cares bot

[@stormynight4856]

@Cal stop

[@stormynight4856]

Mark does Mark wants

[@v_crimson77]

I actually feel bad for mark

[@cyberren354]

actually corn and green beans out of the can are great and are superior to cold untoasted pop tarts

[@eliannam.5700]

watching a man eating a huge amount of pop tarts is the most western thing I've done

[@simon.i3119]

Have you seen Unus Annus

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

Have you never watched ProZD?

[@AznPrzsn]

Well.... could I convince you to watch me eat a ton of Ramen since I'm Asian then you could have an Eastern experience too?

[@elianaobjects2566]

Ayyyee almost name buddy

[@mavisrose1404]

Mark is like a dissapointed mother and an energetic dramatic father. But that's one of the best things about him.

[@connormurphy6393]

As someone who works over night at a grocery store to stock shelves, these boxes the ones we order to stock with lol
Also! The box at 5:00 is likely taped cause the top popped open before they packaged it into the larger box to ship. It happens sometimes cause the poptart boxes are flimsy, we get taped ones every now and then too lmao

[@troublemonkey1_626]

Can confirm these look exactly like the cases we got for pop tarts in grocery stores

[@Ficli]

markiplier has gone crazy since unus annus ended

[@JameyMcQueen]

He lost his sanity YEARS ago, lol.

[@Pyro_MANIAC_]

He already went crazy at least 5 months in to Unus Annus lmao

[@acreativename9186]

@@akworld2.o451 bot behaviour

[@thementallifeyo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💟

[@MissionaryMclovin]

Well You aren’t wrong 😭

[@stevehoward2002]

Markiplier Losing His Mind: A Series

[@daghostds]

So we are back to the classics.

[@wildestofthemall]

@@daghostds why yes we are

[@holdenpierce1959]

somebody make a playlist

[@galaxionart9338]

...Of pop tart related events

[@CBKitty]

Mark: " *pop tart you better sponsor me or I'll spawn Satan* "
Also Mark: "all of these taste like shit worst food ever not even food"

[@blackgetsugauser]

"It's dry, bland, digusting. " Mark has become Gordon Ramsay XD

[@orozcoj0509able]

"Imma eat it, but I dont trust it"
*goes to hospital*

[@icearrow9036]

big oof

[@tituskrieger2296]

Same

[@erickguevara6632]

He said he thinks that it wasnt the poptarts
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. BUT THEY WERE

[@thecoolstevefromifunny1148]

@@icearrow9036 it wasnttt

[@miaostrander680]

when your poptart fetish goes to far

[@zyaphyr]

A man ate 16000 calories worth of expired Pop Tarts, this is how his organs shut down.

[@christopherbuckenhamphotog368]

He had poptartemia emia means pressence In blood

[@StudioHannah]

The man suffered from sucrosemia, “sucrose” meaning “sugar,” and “-emia” meaning “presence in blood.”

[@GC-kj4zv]

In the criminal justice system

[@Joyful_Jo_]

YESSS

[@hasansyrf]

Literally just watched the gas station sushi episode of that channel

[@sadgecat588]

I'm coming back after not watching him for years and he's actually so much more hilarious wtf

[@RuneCl4w]

And guess what, these pop tarts put him in the hospital the very next day LMAO, he aight though

[@djredduck27]

unus annus: "dont tell amy!"
markiplier: "dont tell alex!"

[@thanalincoln]

@Yuii ._.Panther aight sry get out

[@devv1291]

@Yuii ._.Panther cool dude, but I don't remember asking

[@s3rvivor]

@The Panda claw a dear friend.

[@logan7lion644]

Ima replays this its will over 1.5k like

[@justamanda8000]

@The Panda claw Boi they were the best duo known to man

[@vaporizedstar]

Ever since the death of Unus Annus, Mark has descended further into madness.

[@itsadri0_0]

Yup

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

Annus was the embodiment of his sanity, and now Annus is dead

[@proglider647]

Theres an easy answer here

[@mihranplayz3430]

@Ì Ãm ĶēvîñBB No

[@lunarlane3054]

Exactly

[@-device--057-2]

9:32 can we appreciate Lixian putting that pun, that was a great pun 10/10.

[@johnandrewdivina1435]

Legend says mark is still not done eating all of his pop tarts

[@carlomaster1o596]

I've never felt so intimidated by a man that owns 500$ worth of pop tarts

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

👺

[@thedemoninyourcloset.]

And 5 ovens.

[@fluffyflyer773]

Jesu christ, hes a madman!

[@dimensionkvods]

Every thing is in 5’s

[@ronniecorpuz8889]

same lol

[@mikrohoseok9751]

This title scared the living hell out of me.

[@robyn_uh_bank]

yeah, same

[@itstubbeboi8831]

Bro me to

[@Mothiesucks]

Same here dude

[@xcastle8610]

Same.

[@spencerkeener913]

Same bro same

[@jellyray3395]

26:15
As Mark saw the pop tart god, he had The look of pure terror as he gazes into the lifeless strawberry jam eyes and at his chocolate crusted armor. The god beckoned Mark to follow, and yet, Mark just watched in agony as the tart consumes him whole. Then. The god said.
"Keep eating."

[@bradyparisien3533]

Those pop tart boxes are literally the ones we get at the store I work at! You literally bought the stuff for stores!

[@jasonalcatraz5817]

Correction: Evan bought the stuff for stores. Much to Mark's dismay XD

[@travelingbard6161]

Theory:
When Unus Annus ended, Mark died and Annus survived.

[@abandonedacc420]

you fucking genius, it explains it all

[@topher8872]

The music in the video sounds like unus annus music

[@debbiemorey3878]

Interesting theory, friend.
It could be argued that, this notion in itself effectively breaks the idea of the deletion at all.
But let's be honest, that's wishful thinking at the least. Something that probably be thought of at all, false hope isn't good for anyone.

[@lynn_tsukino]

I mean, he's clearly not handling the end of it well 😂 and I mean, there's a crap ton of hourglasses behind him
It's probably a wild stretch but man, these videos are very unus annus like

[@yureiotakughost9464]

What's an unus annus, speaking forbidden words

[@KuroHebi]

Pop Tarts: Are expired.
Mark: "Cool, I don't care.".
You will regret this decision in a few days...

[@kreationkat9410]

E x p i r e d
p o p t a r t s

[@stephanievang8859]

Oh god...

[@berniecarbz1723]

Bruh

[@Foxington_the_Fox]

Lol.

[@bloodletter7835]

Cut to mark being in the hospital rn

[@maxwilson7001]

I want to see the rest of Amy’s reaction to all this

[@theBas3m3nt]

Mark : judges people on the way they eat poptarts
Also Mark : savagely sucks the flavoring from takis and spits out the carcass

[@irustyrobot529]

me realizing Mark's filming by himself: "...Oh god he's unsupervised"

[@zombieunicorns2567]

@I Am KevinBB x2 you've done this on multiple comments it's getting annoying.

[@DiegoGonzalez-oe5tz]

@I Am KevinBB x2 ok

[@MalemetaAnimations]

When Mark is unsupervised the world weeps

[@Mikiluvsu]

💀💀💀

[@mr21guy9]

@I Am KevinBB x2 just stop it was never funny and I never will be

[@47ratsinahoodie]

Alternate Title: Markiplier Desperately Wanting A Sponsorship Pt. 4

[@vincentfrick6880]

Lol I know that it's a joke but I'm pretty sure that he has no shortage of potential sponsors.
One of my favorite sponsors was getting paid to play Pogo stuck.

[@AngelWingsYT]

@@vincentfrick6880 he wants one that WONT make him suffer XD

[@marym4229]

@@AngelWingsYT Nah he's a masochist. He can handle it.

[@yomommaisahoe4396]

10:46 now that.... Will get him a sponsorship

[@47ratsinahoodie]

@Greek Goddess He lives in LA. Being an Angelino myself, trust me. It's _always_ better to have more money. You don't know when your otherwise decent wage will suddenly not be enough for food or shelter.

[@ebonbaum8632]

The genuine disappointment on his face when he realizes what he did to himself by eating 84 pop tarts during his diet 🤣

[@FilbieTron]

This reminds me that my family used to get the off brand unfrosted “pop tarts” and they were the absolute worst.

[@cecilyerker]

Post Unus Annus Mark doesn’t seem like he’s entirely okay.

[@n.a.houston8721]

He's missing part of hkm

[@himikotogasyoungerbrotherp6512]

Yea T^T we all miss it a bit too much

[@trans_boy_kole7640]

Your not wrong

[@RoboticArsene]

mementro mori my friends. Unus Annus

[@c0m3dy23]

I think a part of him broke

[@popoymichael]

Ahhh, so this is the reason why he's in the hospital. Poor Mark.

[@NinjaLoveDomo24]

Mark "My stomach is rejecting this" 4 days later "i have a blockage in my intestine"

[@brookethomas5158]

@xXεmεrαld gαςhαXx are those mini poptarts? id buy

[@worldofwarshipslegends2671]

It wasn’t the pop tarts he said it in the latest video

[@whincorbin1553]

On the real its probly all the whey products...

[@robinnouara3681]

this video is peak quarantine mark

[@swatantriadhikary2715]

26:05 This shows how much Mark is scared of Amy🤣🤣🤣

[@isakmelander5399]

Does she hate poptarts or really like them??

[@antiquessouls5267]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how instead of being a jerk like every other big RUclips and having to make a confession to being racist, mark has to only make a confession to eating several boxes of pop tarts in the spam of 6 months- this is why I have been a long time fan.
Why the hell does my comment have 1.3k likes-

[@hannahjane6787]

facts. I love him to death

[@antiquessouls5267]

@@hannahjane6787 yeah, he has never had a single scandal

[@Jaidea]

I thought you said "Mark actually confessed to being racist" AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG

[@benkayvfalsifier3817]

Can we take a moment to realize that Mark unintentionally gave his audience the middle finger at 19:55.

[@antiquessouls5267]

@@benkayvfalsifier3817 it was a joke :)

[@GoldenT1K]

Broke: "Don't tell Amy."
Woke: "Don't tell Alex."

[@pamwise3078]

underrated.

[@uhoh7545]

Where's "don't tell amy" from?

[@midgetlemon5149]

don’t tell them though
Demolition ranch “don’t tell mere”

[@GuzzlingDuck]

Broke and woke? Is this a kids review channel?

[@vanceafterdark]

@@uhoh7545 Unus Annus 😔 you wouldn't understand

[@chezzybloss1283]

Mark: "I WILL BE SANE AGAIN!!!!"
Us: "Mark, you never were sane to start with.. but that's why we love ya"

[@denreg]

21:37 Markiplier: DING!

[@pileosalt8227]

I can’t tell if Unus Annus has really taken a toll on Mark’s sanity or if it’s just Mark

[@herostorm4384]

Maybe both

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Yes

[@depressed_hero]

The answer is probably both

[@ethanlewis2120]

The answer is yes

[@madcam7759]

both

[@ree4859]

There’s so many hourglasses behind him, don’t remind me, this is mockery.

[@sheepcarpet]

and the sands at the bottom for them all :'-(

[@ree4859]

@@emeliagutierrez8217 middle of the table at 3:53

[@whooshwhoosh7368]

Where is the sour kids artwork?

[@ronniechan6519]

7:50 look at his socks😭😭

[@brooksproductionsstudios3389]

*"They are the same different, but they're different..."*
-Mark Edward Fishbach

[@ichigo32]

10:35 🙄 no

[@taylorowen9833]

Poor Amy. One day she's going to walk in and see mark crying in the corner covered in breakfast cereals, packages strewn about the room and the words "Crunchetize me" written in various bits of cereal on the floor.

[@zapthewarrior7577]

you talking about mark eating pop tarts, or a man who went insane with captain crunch?

[@Timmothy_plays]

And she wouldn't even be phased by it.

[@luvbug_m]

this definitely shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as i did

[@taylorowen9833]

@@zapthewarrior7577 I'm calling it. Mark's going to wind up with 50 lbs of cereal for his next review. Captain Crunch, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, an obligatory thing about Jack with Lucky Charms. It's going to culminate in him taking a "cereal bath" like his mashed potatoes bath and his hot chocolate bath. Actually, I'm surprised he hasn't made himself into a bowl of cereal yet with all the weird bath based things he's done.

[@zapthewarrior7577]

@@taylorowen9833 ok, a mashed potato bath, is just actually disgusting In my opinion

[@daffadell5153]

I'm 100% certain Markiplier is having a mental breakdown over these poptarts right now

[@explosivebean8328]

I’ve talked about a pickle to my friend while he shouted stop for 20 minutes straight.
All because he mentioned a pickle

[@DecayMedia]

Nah, the looming threat burpees did it.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo5962]

💋

[@kydatyvegrybatokeanvisoko2420]

Lmao who would name a bot channel "open my canal"
I hate it pfft

[@why8918]

i swear the way lixian edits the videos and marks personality are the things that keep me coming back every time

[@rexitally4323]

Mark after he eats a completely normal amount of pop-tarts in 6 months: “ALL ABOARD… the toxic gossip train”

[@ONE-vt1fz]

“This was a confession-“
Skips ahead
“UNFROZTED BLUEBERRY POPTARTS”

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Lol

[@arthurmorgan835]

Omg!

[@Sambone90]

Lmao

[@Ashepskystory]

i did the same

[@richhutnik2477]

That us a good thing.

[@DetectiveMekova]

The quality of Mark's content is 65% Mark being uncontainable and 35% his editor being even more uncontainable.

[@evictedpelican497]

bloopers include alex stabbing mark with a knife doing burpees with burpees engraved on it while having mark do burpees on top of a clone of him doing burpees

[@eemeli7093]

@@evictedpelican497 epic

[@mintson8810]

Sorry for being late to comment

[@ethanaethan]

@@mintson8810 what

[@avashapava1528]

I love how when I start watching, Mark says “I have a confession to make…”
Then I skip in the middle of the video and I just see bags of pop-tarts.

[@superior_cream_puff7798]

4:18 "What are you? Wrong??" Imma use this line in mife when I come across dumb people
30:46 Gonna answer that one. I'm allergic to raw apples so instead I do eat apple-flavored things 😂😂

[@aspin_]

The "Don't Tell Amy" bit has followed us from Unus Annus to Mark's Channel. It shall never die

[@coinisinorbit]

@@akworld2.o451 no he didn't

[@coinisinorbit]

@@akworld2.o451 I ain't even look but I already know with how many views your getting

[@user-cb3yn6wq2s]

He was also wearing his unus annus socks

[@mastermixterix]

Real title:
“Alex... I’m so sorry”

[@BobRossCat]

@Cal Stfu

[@treythefatalhero1810]

The editing in this video is so supreme! And probs one of my favourite videos if all time

[@wrennoell]

"I only go for fruity pop tarts" me too mark... me too... 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

[@marthmallow7420]

🏳️‍🌈

[@minty7300]

Omg hi gay bestieeeeeee I’m so glad that like we all picked up on that 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈

[@ingrid4190]

❌️🏳️‍🌈❌️

[@AayanKhattak]

🇵🇰

[@KingofSpace_]

🇹🇲

[@karleeeriksen5528]

Alternate title: “Mark Hiding His Sins From Amy & Alex’s Holy Peepers”

[@shanedaley6236]

Why did he hide it from her lol it was fun to watch at the end when she came home and he trys to hide it she pretty much found out

[@Cricket-ud7vx]

Oh my gods, bro that was my birthday video

[@norat3691]

"I know this is for a bit but how long will this stay up?"

[@jetfrancis8345]

don’t do this to me🥺🥺😂

[@dbone3356]

The title of the video with the white long sleeve shirt and black and white background... He (and/or Lixian) knew what he (they) was (were) doing...

[@Duck-dx4tn]

Alternative title: *Markiplier’s descent into madness after failing to cope with the grief and loss of unus annus*

[@jasminabosnjak4979]

Cao ja sam is serbia

[@brieb402]

Sounds about right🤣

[@daviddespotov2494]

Srbija!!!!

[@jasminabosnjak4979]

@@daviddespotov2494 why tf did a get a comment about a bot saying Fuck me?

[@goodnightlain]

lmfao ikr

[@Letmeseethat]

Why did I love this when I first saw it and why do I love it still.

[@danny089-theodeoron4]

SPLITZ.... I DIED!! HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 28:00

[@alexdean9046]

This video can be summed up as mark being scared of Alex, blaming Evan, and being mad at pop tarts for 30 minutes

[@decyphxr8329]

Tap on a clip to paste it in the text box.

[@becauseican5821]

@Cal why are you copying this on every comment? Just make an og comment.

[@oceanrose6626]

Must be hard

[@bernainmolina7481]

Yea but it's TRUE those poptarts really suck and have poor health quality

[@Toby-vm5gq]

ft. hiding poptarts from ethan's allergy

[@nonamegiven202]

Mark really just trying to vent out the leftover Unus Annus ideals.

[@im_bored2068]

Why no reply

[@hadasruimy1069]

@@im_bored2068 why no reply to reply

[@allenjones4792]

@@hadasruimy1069 why no reply to reply to reply

[@ZamaDraws]

Why no reply to reply to reply to reply to reply

[@smartandsmarterify]

@@ZamaDraws what you said +1

[@funnydylan9834]

19:59 holy shit! I haven’t heard that phrase in a long ass time. I remember the commercials for pop tarts and seeing them as a kid and then saying that. lol 😆

[@LivadaNiki]

I come back to these videos of his once in a while - they really feel like comfort watching for me

[@SquidLordXD]

Mark: Amy will kill me
Amy: **Walks in the house**
Mark: **Mental breakdown**

[@gadlygamer]

dont you mean a mental
BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[@chikebchikeb1813]

comment: "999" likes
me: I AM GOD "taps"
comment: "1000"

[@jkublive]

@@gadlygamer I think I’m the only one who caught that lmao

[@sexypanda1349]

@@jkublive its the part 4 diamond is unbreakable Jojo's Bizzare Adventure intro. MF jojo's reference bro.

[@cwootwoot9025]

@@gadlygamer is that A JOJO REFERENCE!?

[@Itoldajokeonce]

Markiplier: “I will be sane again.”
Everyone: “Again?”

[@SwindlerJeff]

Again.

[@bludbanka]

Yep again

[@abandonedacc420]

since when is mark sane?? did i miss out on something?-

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

I think he is sain for a bit after he finally finishes a super hard game like getting over it but then his sanity goes away not long after

[@MindOfGenius]

Markiplier: "I will be sane again."
Also Mark: 22:49

[@cayden4264]

Mark bashing pop tarts for 33 minutes and 55 seconds straight but always reminding everyone BUT IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY

[@madeleinelacour5877]

9:22 He made a jingle about self-hatred.

[@tinah5466]

Mark: *Confesses that he lied about following his diet*
Alex: *Sees this video*
And that was the last time we saw Mark

[@JustSippingTea]

Bro these are all prerecorded its all a matter of time till the police catch on because he was murdered...
By burppes

[@magicaldontpostmuch3256]

@@JustSippingTea oh no

[@anggaadandiputra8450]

@@JustSippingTea oh no not the burppes. Anything but the burppes

[@stormynight4856]

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! the heck?

[@pzzec7042]

already 656 likes- now 657 ;) but fr oh no-

[@NoiseDay]

"Don't tell Amy"
Amy: lives here and has known about everything the whole time

[@magicaldontpostmuch3256]

And probably helped the editor

[@Beanpolr]

@Unus Annus Back, horrific demon!

[@slackolantern]

@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL ! You're not Rita! Where's our old Unus Annus Spam bot? You're just as bad as the guy pretending to be Unus Annus! Are you going to reupload all her nonsensical emoticons?

[@Cipher_Paul]

What?! Do Amy and Mark and Henry and Chica really live together?
But I thought Mark lived with Ethan!
They even made Chica her own dog house, so why would she be living with Amy?

[@moon-ww6qt]

@@Cipher_Paul all i know is mark and amy love together because im pretty sure they're dating(?) and ethan lives with his girlfriend as well

[@jazzbrown3577]

Mark: "Eh I don't care if its expired"
Also Mark: *dies the second he catches the whiff of an expired poptart*

[@GKAriell]

Amy in the other room: yeah. Sure. Whatever you say hun. Uh huh.
also evan getting poptrts, starting pee sauna....

[@lognott]

"I couldn't do this because Ethan was coming over... But now he's not soooo...." Dang, that feels bad in the heart.

[@e_famdomss4807]

Ouch- day hurted

[@bee-zz6bf]

@I Am KevinBB x2 silence bot

[@bee-zz6bf]

@@akworld2.o451 silence bot

[@thatwhiteguy5847]

@@akworld2.o451 no one cares

[@kathysteph932]

@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu

[@donnyboi7033]

Alex: "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. Now do 1,000 burpees!"

[@vulgarqueefing]

@I Am KevinBB 😐

[@xxitsyourboicarterxx5158]

Lol

[@dad5draco]

Lol, what a great trainer.

[@ElizabethYeah]

420 likes XD

[@Isaia2008]

@I Am KevinBB bruh

[@hearts4ozzy]

4:30 he brang his inner yancy out

[@daliaelassaad9448]

2:52 he finally snapped..poor mark

[@nightsighs8896]

alternate title: *mark slowly has a mental breakdown while eating expired poptarts*

[@14loons]

I mean it’s true

[@ehsaanaminuddin4885]

Bruh

[@serrano333]

poptarts expire?

[@darklyboi3134]

I have*
Because ITS FIRST PERSON.

[@darklyboi3134]

ITS NOT SOMEONE ELSE DOING THE TITLE IS IT

[@Snorlax151]

Mark and Ethan: *deletes Unus Annus*
Ethan: *takes the aftermath well*
Mark: *stress eats poptarts*

[@taylorjensen3558]

Accurate lol

[@brookiemocookie2216]

@MASLIN BRUNER wow dark

[@creamsupreme8630]

@-MøønlightSun- Unus* and Memento*

[@blues_sandwich4303]

@-MøønlightSun- my parents and me any time I mention unus Annus: them “and that’s done now?” Me “yup” them “can we even talk about it now” me *explains the whole idea of unus annus again* them “you know quite a bit about this”

[@Lil_Lunar69]

Welll future me says other way around

[@quite_strangerous1022]

I really appreciate the subtlety of his reverse psychology approach to drawing sponsorship offers. Just shit all over them continuously and eventually they'll be outside your window with a boom box professing their love.

[@gracenufer9490]

all of marks quarantine videos are so chaotic. i live for it.

[@blueoffline2667]

Mark: Has a really healthy lifestyle, works out often, does Keto diet
Also Mark: „I ate 16 000 calories worth of poptarts. "

[@manbaby9166]

That have expired

[@roeisimcha188]

He also has 5 ovens

[@leorewinski7768]

Keto isn't healthy....

[@DJB3lfry]

@@roeisimcha188 He no longer has 5 ovens, sadly :(

[@blueoffline2667]

@Jon Finn It was there the whole video, it just grew stronger as he admited to his sins out loud

[@philaug974]

Mark to Alex: "I have been... dishonest about my diet"
Alex seeing this before preparing his next training: *So you have chosen death*

[@cucco4e808]

Basically lol

[@sanddry738]

*GOD’S FITNESS TEST I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@Liezaac]

yey i gave it 666 likes

[@philaug974]

@@Liezaac you absolute madlad

[@friendcomputer2293]

By burpees.

[@Rapterizer]

19:55 it’s been 10 months and nobody mentioned how this frame makes it look like he’s flipping you off

[@BunnaBean]

5:36 lol the "With more burpees"

[@jackgotgamez]

I sometimes feel like even after Unus annus, marks head is still in “unus annus” mode. He will NEVER get over it. He IS a masochist.
Edit: Damn! Thanks for all the likes guys. Didn't think that would actually happen.

[@fendy5124]

Cant stop laughing at these bots trying to build their small a$$ channels which have no future in it lol

[@Min-do3tb]

ikr

[@meyesme4992]

Cal shut up! 🥰😘❤️💘💖✨

[@KnightFall81]

You do know they created a new unus annus channel

[@Ethan-gw6mi]

Bro Unus Annus is over. People need to stop referencing so much.

[@goodguybjorn]

"OH these are expired! Its fine, it's whatever."
fast forward a couple days
"so I'm in the hospital, i have a blockage in my intestines"

[@bruce6918]

Omg XD

[@Raphsody17]

Lol

[@mornin7134]

Time stamp?

[@caratjoy8586]

@@mornin7134 he made vids on it... lol

[@mornin7134]

@@caratjoy8586 link?