Angelic 4 the Core sounds like a workout record, like Jazzercizing. "Get abs like the seraphim themselves!" Then you end up with biblically accurate abs....
This man gets up in front of 7 people at county fairs and dances like Michael Jackson having a seizure with zero humility or empathy for the poor people standing there. It’s truly magic.
I met Corey Feldman at Comic Con, and during his QNA panel, I asked him why he banned you from his tour list, which resulted in him going on a rant about how his art deserves to be respected and treated like the masterpiece it is.
The whole time during the Kdot Drake beef ive been wondering "where the hell does Corey Feldman fit into all this" I KNEW he was the ghostwriter for euphoria. Thanks for confirming Melon!
I once read that when pop stars get too famous, they go through a "circus" era, where they go on a theme about how showbiz is all just a crazy circus. It's weird that it's taken Corey so long to reach this point
Predicting Corey Feldman's next album to get a 2/10, but only because it was so good that it looped through an infinity of numbers to come back into the number line on the other side.
"We are at a delicate moment in history. The huge, onrushing mass of events must be deflected just a little, - just a little - It cannot be much, but it may be enough to remove twenty-nine thousand years of misery from human history."
Corey Feldman's music career is a remarkable journey of passion, creativity, and resilience. Known primarily as a beloved child actor, Feldman has seamlessly transitioned into the music world, bringing his unique style and energy to the stage. Feldman's music is a captivating blend of rock, pop, and electronic influences, often accompanied by his distinctive voice and dynamic performances. His dedication to his craft is evident in every song, with lyrics that reflect his personal experiences and struggles, resonating deeply with his audience. His performances are not just concerts but immersive experiences, filled with high-energy choreography and a genuine connection with his fans. What sets Feldman apart is his unwavering commitment to his vision. Despite facing significant criticism and challenges, he has remained true to his artistic identity, continuously evolving and experimenting with new sounds. This resilience and authenticity have earned him a loyal fanbase and respect within the music industry. Corey Feldman's music career is a testament to his multifaceted talent and enduring passion for the arts. His work not only entertains but also inspires, proving that with dedication and perseverance, one can successfully reinvent themselves and make a lasting impact in the world of music. 🕺
By pressing record and then standing in front of the camera and then pressing stop after 13 minutes. Are you serious and are you just interested in learning about basic video production to start your own channel or something because I don't get why you would ask that question unless otherwise.
The Joke sits at 1846 streams on Spotify as of 6/29 10:07 pm PST. If there is any bump in this total, I’m laying the credit/blame at Anthony’s feet. I hope you can live with yourself if you ignite a viral TheJoke obsession leading to an inevitable Corey-back tour of medium-sized Irish pubs of the Heartland.
corey has had a sad existence. abused since young and peaked at the 80s, the dude didn't translate well into the 2000 onwards. hope he just finds that inner peace and acceptance that he is enough and hopefully has enough resources that he comfortably enjoy the rest of his life away from the limelight.
Yeah, I just want Corey to be happy. The dude is 52 in the 2020s. Instead of this embarrassing Michael Jackson, 80s rock stuff, maybe he should throw his money/energy towards protecting child actors in Hollywood. That'd be a really noble, respectable use of his remaining years.
There's a reason he's washed up. He perpetuates the same abusive behavior on other young aspiring entertainers, mainly young women. No sympathy whatsoever
@@CMStrawbridge that sucks if its true, i hope the victims find justice and healing. But hes also a victim and deserves some kind of recovery. Someone hurt is going to keep hurting themselves and especially others.
While Fantano wasn’t able to adequately convey the pure magic of Corey’s music it certainly helps if you simultaneously listen to an angelic music playlist at the same time.
I feel so lucky to be alive while The Feldman is hitting his creative peak. Thank you for sharing his brilliance with us, Anthony. I hope you didn't get burned, being that close to musical FIRE.
This is overflowing with such a passionate, fiery vibe that I can't help but feel like I need to eat a whole watermelon to cool off right now, and never be The Joke again
I love that Anthony is doing a bit here- but suddenly, I actually really appreciate Corey Feldman. Dude's hero and friend was Michael Fucking Jackson. He's trying to capture Michael's magic- and in that way, and in that way alone; his art is beautiful. He watched his idol be the king of the world, defamed, mutilated, defamed more, turned into a conspiracy theory, be accused of being a child molester, defamed even more, and become a crippled late middle age man who overdosed on opiates. That has to do something to a guy.
Not only Corey Feldman. Nav outsmarted Melon and WWE. He somehow managed to get WWE to make one of his tracks the official theme to the Money In the Bank 2024 PPV 😂
Corey is wayyyy ahead of his time. People will look back 50 years from now realizing he's this millenia's Mozart. He's inventing new scales, new progressions, discovering new notes.
I, too, sometimes feel encased in a plexiglass cube filled with tears, whenever I think of all the disrespect heaped upon Corey Feldman--artistic genius, visionary and the Anti-Michael Jackson.
The producer found seven random tracks in various keys, lined them up to get ready for tweaks and arrangements, then accidentally hit play. Corey heard it and said "That's perfect. Don't change anything."
People don’t understand is it was Michael Jackson himself, that insisted that Corey wear the hat and gloves and do the choreography to demonstrate that he has a total mastery of the dark arts, and in fact Cory is the one who influenced Michael Jackson’s career through their friendship! It’s obvious
The Michael Jackson comparison is way worse than what you're portraying it as. Corey is such a narcissist that he doesn't deny that his dance moves are "similar" to MJ, but they're only similar because they "grew up dancing together". No kidding, those are his exact words. He's said it multiple times, he even says it on his clip of his Today Show performance. So not only does he completely steal everything Michael did, he actually tries to convince people that they thought of it at the same time and worked out the routines together. It's absolutely bonkers. I'm seeing him open for Limp Bizkit in July and I've never been more excited for a concert in my life.
Am I the only one who thinks that Melon is actually starting to like Angelic 2 as an experimental, avant-garde piece but is having trouble admitting it?
you can see the character development in how his original angelic 2 the core review he is visibly exhausted and defeated meanwhile i dont think ive ever seen anthony as energetic and expressive as he is in this video
This feels similar to Jackfilm hating the emoji movie so hard that he got invited to the premier
Great comparison
July 28th
check out Formula 1 world champion JACQUES VILLENEUVE's music record... horrible!
Challenges Feldman by far the #1 contender.
Can't wait for Angelic 3 The Core!
Ang3lic 3 Th3 Cor3
Angelic 4 The Core will be better, so much so he's gonna skip Angelic 3 The Core
angelic 2 the core 2: 2 angelic 2 core
Angelic 4 Da Core
Angelic 4 the Core sounds like a workout record, like Jazzercizing. "Get abs like the seraphim themselves!" Then you end up with biblically accurate abs....
This man gets up in front of 7 people at county fairs and dances like Michael Jackson having a seizure with zero humility or empathy for the poor people standing there. It’s truly magic.
Truly the pinnacle of our culture
Anthony is Corey’s biggest fan at this point
I really think that as much as we all hate it, there’s a little sliver of respect we all have for Corey’s brand of awful music
He's the Neil Breen of music. I'm also a fan
He’s the guy. The one guy.
He’s the Tommy Wiseau of music, how could you not?
Corey's biggest angel
“You got joked” is my new favorite way to tell someone about how I’m joking on them
agreed 🤣”you’re the one the joke is on” is solid too
why do that when you can just make a horrible music video and convey the same message?
I met Corey Feldman at Comic Con, and during his QNA panel, I asked him why he banned you from his tour list, which resulted in him going on a rant about how his art deserves to be respected and treated like the masterpiece it is.
He’s the modern Mozart of pop
how I wish this were filmed for the internet to have
I will enjoy telling myself this is true for my own entertainment
(Edit: oh my god, it IS true 😭)
@@litneyloxan I’ll upload it today why not
@@madeleinep.828 this is trust
Corey Feldman is the Tommy Wiseau of music
FYI - Mocking a longtime, well known, victim of childhood sexual assault by Hollywood elites is a bad look.
I did NAHT!
O Hai Mark
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
Considering Tommy Wiseau is at least somewhat self-aware, I'd say Corey Feldman is more like Neil Breen
"Hi, you've reached the Corey Hotline. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: glory, story, allegory, Montessori..."
"Let's see what's in the news today..."
Fantastic reference.
Bro who gave the downward spiral album cover a youtube account
I came at allegory
Sick reference bro, your references are out of control everybody knows that.
"Sometimes you gotta pop out and show 'em" - Corey Feldman.
You're making ME say it in my head
...especially when ur drug money runs out...😏😂🤭
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show fellas
I just replace the n-word in songs with "neighbor"
my favorite censor is "friends"
Corey Feldman would’ve out rapped Kendrick
Kendrick Lame-ar wishes he had even a fraction of the Feldman's talent
Why do you think Kendrick went after a weak target like Drake?
To scared
*has
To Pimp The Core would be the first 11
*has out rapped kendrick.
The whole time during the Kdot Drake beef ive been wondering "where the hell does Corey Feldman fit into all this"
I KNEW he was the ghostwriter for euphoria. Thanks for confirming Melon!
Not only was he the ghostwriter for kendrick, he was also the ghostwriter for drake.
@@gilmillan4575 he's playing both sides (Cos we need
Peace, right now
We need luuuurrrrve somehow)
fred durst with corey feldman is a match made in musical heaven
i like u
🍫⭐🐟!
🎸🎸🎸
you know what u need to do mr. maranci.
Will you make that matchhhhup?
@@peterstangl8295 Meet me at the Matthews bridge!
I once read that when pop stars get too famous, they go through a "circus" era, where they go on a theme about how showbiz is all just a crazy circus. It's weird that it's taken Corey so long to reach this point
I believe Britney's circus came out when she has just gone under the conservatorship, pretty dark.
Tiktok has made "humiliation ritual" sound like a weird conspiracy theory but it's an actual Freemason degree.
Can't believe he finally dropped My Beautiful Dark Angelic Core
to angelic a core dropping tomorrow
AI art could never replace the felled man
That's why human art is so much better
honest to god "4 Bid in Attraction" could pass as a mr bungle track if you were extremely inebriated
I’m drunk as fuck right now bro this is the funniest fucking comment I’ve ever read mike patton is probably crying right now
that's an helluva an accurate call
This shit is funny as fuck 😂
Oh yes, the Feldman to Patton pipeline
Melon Outbalded Us All
Melon da 🐐 no 🧢
Fantano only hates Feldman because he isn't bald... such a bald supremacist
Not me 👩🦲 get your baldness up
Just wait a decade or two.
💀💀
Predicting Corey Feldman's next album to get a 2/10, but only because it was so good that it looped through an infinity of numbers to come back into the number line on the other side.
Interger overflow melon rating
Modular math?
i cannot believe corey is touring with limp bizkit. it doesn't even feel real.
And Bones is in it too 😂
post-ironic meme tours are the future
And the cinnamon sandman
"I don't wanna be sitting here gooning all by myself" - that really got me.
fantano singing legitimately better than corey makes me want a cover
*"Angelic Core Part 3 is setting up to become the better record than The Heart Part 9 by 16-times folds."* - Todd Howard
It was all part of the Feldmans plan
The Feldman Plan: Act 6 Pt 1 of 9
Thatisthefeldmansplan
The Feldman's Feldplan
The Feldplan, if you will
"We are at a delicate moment in history. The huge, onrushing mass of events must be deflected just a little, - just a little - It cannot be much, but it may be enough to remove twenty-nine thousand years of misery from human history."
the ramblings of an insane man
Corey or Anthony?
yes
@@alejoparedes2388they're one in the same atp
@@lloopybookto you
Feldmans song is likely pretty nutty as well
Corey Feldman's music career is a remarkable journey of passion, creativity, and resilience. Known primarily as a beloved child actor, Feldman has seamlessly transitioned into the music world, bringing his unique style and energy to the stage.
Feldman's music is a captivating blend of rock, pop, and electronic influences, often accompanied by his distinctive voice and dynamic performances. His dedication to his craft is evident in every song, with lyrics that reflect his personal experiences and struggles, resonating deeply with his audience. His performances are not just concerts but immersive experiences, filled with high-energy choreography and a genuine connection with his fans.
What sets Feldman apart is his unwavering commitment to his vision. Despite facing significant criticism and challenges, he has remained true to his artistic identity, continuously evolving and experimenting with new sounds. This resilience and authenticity have earned him a loyal fanbase and respect within the music industry.
Corey Feldman's music career is a testament to his multifaceted talent and enduring passion for the arts. His work not only entertains but also inspires, proving that with dedication and perseverance, one can successfully reinvent themselves and make a lasting impact in the world of music. 🕺
Did ChatGPT write this?
The song is literally just Pour Some Sugar on Me, but Clowncore
And you know what? Good for her
I haven't heard it but this summary is incredibly vivid and made me laugh out loud thank you 😂
Fantano is the meanest girl.
And Corey Feldman is a well known victim of sexual assault by numerous Hollywood elites who were never held to account.
such a brat
Bully
I just woke up and this video makes me feel like I'm still asleep and the nightmare is getting worse.
it is, sleep tight
This right here? This is the plan.
You could say….thatistheplan
If it revives I'll be so aroused
Important shit right here
i may not know my memes, but i know how to shut your shit down
“I was only pretending to be [idiotic].”
The sarcasm and facetiousness is off the charts. I think he broke my scale.
What are you talking about?
This is 100% earnest, he said what he meant and he meant what he said, you need to look into that mirror a little longer dogg
How the fuck did he manage to make a 13 min vid out of this lmaoo
By pressing record and then standing in front of the camera and then pressing stop after 13 minutes. Are you serious and are you just interested in learning about basic video production to start your own channel or something because I don't get why you would ask that question unless otherwise.
@@mojojojo6400 Yeah that's exactly what I asking for, I had no idea that's how people make videos. Thank you so much mojojojo6400
@@mojojojo6400wow the joke really is on you
wow the joke really is on you
The Joke sits at 1846 streams on Spotify as of 6/29 10:07 pm PST. If there is any bump in this total, I’m laying the credit/blame at Anthony’s feet. I hope you can live with yourself if you ignite a viral TheJoke obsession leading to an inevitable Corey-back tour of medium-sized Irish pubs of the Heartland.
Anthony’s never made me laugh nearly as hard as this it’s fucking hilarious
corey has had a sad existence. abused since young and peaked at the 80s, the dude didn't translate well into the 2000 onwards. hope he just finds that inner peace and acceptance that he is enough and hopefully has enough resources that he comfortably enjoy the rest of his life away from the limelight.
Yeah, I just want Corey to be happy. The dude is 52 in the 2020s. Instead of this embarrassing Michael Jackson, 80s rock stuff, maybe he should throw his money/energy towards protecting child actors in Hollywood. That'd be a really noble, respectable use of his remaining years.
There's a reason he's washed up. He perpetuates the same abusive behavior on other young aspiring entertainers, mainly young women.
No sympathy whatsoever
@@CMStrawbridge that sucks if its true, i hope the victims find justice and healing. But hes also a victim and deserves some kind of recovery. Someone hurt is going to keep hurting themselves and especially others.
Melon,
Your superpowers getting neutralized, I can only watch in silence...
Anthony's kind of an underrated comedian tbh
I have to admit casting Corey Feldman as Joker would be the next best thing.
Goon with me, goon for the years, goon for the laughter goon for the tears
Goon with me, just for today
Maybe tomorrow the Feldman take you away
While Fantano wasn’t able to adequately convey the pure magic of Corey’s music it certainly helps if you simultaneously listen to an angelic music playlist at the same time.
Say what you want about Feldman but I think we can all agree his album “Angelic 2 The Core” is an all time classic with no skips 😂
Lickety splikety!!!
@@TheSlayer3628 Huh? I haven’t heard the album yet. I know of it for its reputation and it being clowned on.
The Goonies shirt was when I laughed out loud at the screen. THAT's how far back he has to reach to his most recent success. Wow.
I feel so lucky to be alive while The Feldman is hitting his creative peak. Thank you for sharing his brilliance with us, Anthony. I hope you didn't get burned, being that close to musical FIRE.
This is overflowing with such a passionate, fiery vibe that I can't help but feel like I need to eat a whole watermelon to cool off right now, and never be The Joke again
The amount of chaotic energy 😂
I want re-enactments for all the songs now.
Kendrick knew that the safest bet was to go after Drake. His career would have ended had he dissed Corey Feldman.
I think fantano loves this correy guy
I love that Anthony is doing a bit here- but suddenly, I actually really appreciate Corey Feldman. Dude's hero and friend was Michael Fucking Jackson. He's trying to capture Michael's magic- and in that way, and in that way alone; his art is beautiful. He watched his idol be the king of the world, defamed, mutilated, defamed more, turned into a conspiracy theory, be accused of being a child molester, defamed even more, and become a crippled late middle age man who overdosed on opiates. That has to do something to a guy.
What, during 911 Michael Jackson rejected Cory, the bus and Cory calling out Michael for abandonment to a friend during a crisis.
The delivery and physicality of Anthony's humor reminds me of in character(s) Maynard James Keenan.
Poor Corey. If he wasn’t abused and touched by Hollywood he would still be acting and not making music. His childhood was pretty fucked up
Not only Corey Feldman. Nav outsmarted Melon and WWE. He somehow managed to get WWE to make one of his tracks the official theme to the Money In the Bank 2024 PPV 😂
Corey is wayyyy ahead of his time. People will look back 50 years from now realizing he's this millenia's Mozart. He's inventing new scales, new progressions, discovering new notes.
Melon, are you ok? I’m genuinely concerned
the singing was on point though
dude looking like Lord Farquaad in the thumbnail
😂
Now we just need an Unkle Adams comeback.
Fred says "Don't worry it's not going in the video"
It's like how Tommy Wiseau now insists The Room was always meant to be a "black comedy". Ok bud.
Oh heck. The Feld pulled out the 4Chan defense. He was only *pretending* to be dumb and lame! What a genius!
He lost a tooth for this cause. Have some respect 🦷
If it was called "Pimp 2 the Butterfly", he would have give a not good
I, too, sometimes feel encased in a plexiglass cube filled with tears, whenever I think of all the disrespect heaped upon Corey Feldman--artistic genius, visionary and the Anti-Michael Jackson.
Corey feldman looks like Dracula from van helsing
if it was called "stand by me (1986)" you would have given it a 10
it's really amazing, inspirational, even, how anthony manages to be a father of seven while also delivering such quality content on a regular basis.
If that's true that's crazy. Gosh dang
You owe Cory your entire career in royalties for playing his song in its entirety
I can’t lie there’s a part of me that actually really digs Feldmans music idk man is it objectively bad? Is HE objectively bad?
Corey Feldman secretly wrote all the songs for the White Album, Purple Rain, and Little Richard's first two albums.
Corey. Michaels’ dead, you’re alive. You won.
The producer found seven random tracks in various keys, lined them up to get ready for tweaks and arrangements, then accidentally hit play. Corey heard it and said "That's perfect. Don't change anything."
Corey feldman : "I KNEW MICHAEL JACKSON YOU THINK HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS?"
I don't know how fantano holds a straight face through this whole skit
User: Corey Feldman
Stand Name: 「Ascension Millennium」
Melon's angry Tim Heidecker character is really coming along
Records fugue state, edits fugue state & uploads fugue state 👏🏾.
“Really peg ‘em good” - Antoine Fantoine
I really love the thatistheplan glimpse from anthony
People don’t understand is it was Michael Jackson himself, that insisted that Corey wear the hat and gloves and do the choreography to demonstrate that he has a total mastery of the dark arts, and in fact Cory is the one who influenced Michael Jackson’s career through their friendship!
It’s obvious
Anthony is addicted to opiates and speed
Oh
ironic since he is the opiate (and speed) of the masses
Anthony outteethed us all
she's joking on my joke till i joke
Melon coked up asf
Corey feldman and Jacob collier unironically have a similar songwritting phillosophy.
"The Joke" is the perfect description for Corey.
This level of disrespect for the -6 God is just unnecessary
It worked for Hasselhoff because he was likeable in a deluded doofus kinda way. Feldman is just pure unlikeable and cringe beyond belief.
Return of the GOAT.
My personal theory is fantano is just mark ribillet without a wig
Nav AND Corey Feldman in the same year?! Truly we are blessed.
Angelic 2 the Core is a Masterdisasterpiece.
COREY IN THE HOUSE 🎉
anthony chewing toothpicks to curb his crippling cigarette addiction
The Michael Jackson comparison is way worse than what you're portraying it as. Corey is such a narcissist that he doesn't deny that his dance moves are "similar" to MJ, but they're only similar because they "grew up dancing together". No kidding, those are his exact words. He's said it multiple times, he even says it on his clip of his Today Show performance.
So not only does he completely steal everything Michael did, he actually tries to convince people that they thought of it at the same time and worked out the routines together. It's absolutely bonkers.
I'm seeing him open for Limp Bizkit in July and I've never been more excited for a concert in my life.
Spending this much time punching down is quite a feat. You should be proud of yourself.
Am I the only one who thinks that Melon is actually starting to like Angelic 2 as an experimental, avant-garde piece but is having trouble admitting it?
Angelic has those My Teenage Dream Ended vibes. It's definitely a piece of outsider music.
Corey is currently laughing at us all from the feldmansion
Corey Feldman as an artist deserves the title "the next Bowie"
I would expect no less genius insight and goonography than Anthony "the best teeth in the game" Fantano
Who the hell is out here jamming to Corey Feldman 😭
Thank you Corey Feldman for inventing music and thank you Anthony Fantano for inventing talking about music
you can see the character development in how his original angelic 2 the core review he is visibly exhausted and defeated meanwhile i dont think ive ever seen anthony as energetic and expressive as he is in this video