@@augur8261 "In mathematics, a curve (also called a curved line in older texts) is, generally speaking, an object similar to a line but that need not be straight. Thus, a curve is a generalization of a line, in that it may be curved." - Wikipedia... So yes, a line *can* be curved
Me in twitch chat, 5 seconds before this went live: Hey NL when will Into the breach be on youtube NL in twitch chat, 1 second before this went live: right now. Absolutely shook
LOL I thought exactly the same. Might actually be the only reason to continue watching the series, because his plays definitely won't be... ;) (this 30 mins hurt so bad)
My thoughts immediately. I mean, think how many times in Slay the Spire he'd have gotten that warning. Yet, WITH it, he may have just dismissed it off hand which would have been even worse...
"a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result," but also arguing about irony in 2018 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How does the artillery that was explained 5 seconds ago work? Hmm it's showing lines of where it can shoot as well.. hmm.. I can't seem to grasp this complex machine.
What I don’t understand is how hard to realize it attacks just like a Rook in chess. Only in straight Horizontal/Vertical lines, at least 2 spaces away
I won't say it was Cuphead tutorial video levels of bad, but NL will deserve all the flak he will get for this. Could NL just not see the orange cross due to some color blindness he was either hiding for years or just not aware of? Are we having a Winston moment?
I don't know how far your backlog is but in-case you missed it, the orange tiles tell you where you can attack, you failed to notice that when using your arty mech in the tutorial. Also, you can hold ALT to see the order of how the enemy turn will play out, environments such as fire, always go first, and NPC's like a train, go last.
John Hopkins I mean if he would actually look at the feedback he gets on his Slay the Spire videos and started to not misplay as much i'm sure the videos would get more views...
NL- “I have a big brain” Also NL- “maybe this can shoot over buildings or it has to be a certain distance away” Me- “IT ONLY SHOOTS IN A STRAIGHT LINE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”
Its actually incredible how NL is incapable of realizing the basic mechanics of the game, despite the game telling him EXACTLY how everything works. Just...wow...
He only made 2 mistakes if you ignore it taking him 20 minutes to understand how firing on the artillery worked despite the vibrant orange squares coloring where they could hit.
DPowered Smith it's also his job and his been doing it for years, if he needs to slow down his commentary which so far has just been explaining his thought process then he should do that so he can actually learn how to play the game.
UNITS CAN'T ATTACK DIAGONALLY!!!!!! Thats why you failed understanding your artillery. Also your tank acts like the tower in chess. So use its Range instead of putting it in the middle!! And with your "I have to get enemies to fall into water" you're just making it harder for yourself. It's a nice bonus if it's possible but don't limit yourself to that so much!!!
I have a lot of trouble believing he was actually any good, and that's coming from a chess team nerd as well. He displays none of the skills a chess player would need to succeed, especially foresight and creativity.
Oh good, 20 seconds into the freaking tutorial and NL is overthinking basic things and refusing to look at the screen to see the massive highlights that tell you exactly where you can move and attack while wondering how to tell where you can move and attack. This is gonna be a great series
I always throw on NL videos when I want to go to sleep. Its rare I'll actually still be awake through the end of the video. I don't know what that says about Ryan, but thanks for putting me to sleep quickly for the past 2 years!
GrimDark Narrator Oh Hey what are you doing on a NL video? Get back to describing the grim dark reality of the 40th millennium with that sexy sexy accent of yours!!!
Nice seeing you here. I've probably been following NL before I even started narrating, lol. I've also been playing this game though it frustrates me greatly.
I think this will be a great new series! Thanks for trying out new games, NL; I never would've heard of this new game from Subset. FTL is still one of my favorites!
Ryab: "Cool ok these are all the stats and abilities of the three characters i'll be controlling" also Ryab: "How do these mechs work?" Also ALSO Ryab: "200 IQ"
I don't know why, I was not subscired to this channel anymore. Glad to be here again. Now I can see Nothernlion make mistakes and miss the best playsthat would save his life. ^^
25:37 man, eggboi. You could have just shot the old earth artillery, that punch was completely wasted. Still happy that you are playing into the breach though.
I was just telling my girlfriend: I have no idea if I should buy Slay the Spire or Into the Breach... If only NL did a video on it so I could actually see how much I'd like it (since I only saw the trailer + screenshots and vague gameplay) and as soon as I go to RUclips there it is! Thank you Ryan!
NL: So can I get out of the way...? No, then he'll just shoot the building Me: Just step forward and punch him NL: Ok maybe if I move diagonally? Can I punch diagonally? Me: Just step forward and punch him NL: But if I punch him from this angle he'll knock into the building Me: JUST STEP FORWARD AND PUNCH HIM
I like how at first he doesn't notice that the artillery couldn't shoot just anywhere, only North, South, East and West of its location just like every other mech I was in the back tearing my eyes off XD
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I think NL is a great advertiser for any game because everyone buys it to prove they’re better than him
I wish this was a tweet so I could retweet it
He's sold me on three different games this way. I will never learn.
It's the Eggᵀᴹ Brand.
I N F L U E N C E R
nants00 holy shit that's actually genius.
"Your weapons can only shoot in straight lines"... NL: i can probably punch diagonally
Campbell Mclay-kidd you tell me if a LINE is in the y=x plane it isnt straight?
What is a line if it ain't straight?
Isn't that a definition of a line?
A line doesn't necessarily have to be straight. A curve is also a line.
Also, a diagonal line is still a straight line.
@@augur8261 uhhh, it is?? A line can be a curved line, a straight line, a squiggly line, etc.. Perhaps you're the one who doesnt attend math class
@@augur8261 "In mathematics, a curve (also called a curved line in older texts) is, generally speaking, an object similar to a line but that need not be straight. Thus, a curve is a generalization of a line, in that it may be curved." - Wikipedia...
So yes, a line *can* be curved
Me in twitch chat, 5 seconds before this went live: Hey NL when will Into the breach be on youtube
NL in twitch chat, 1 second before this went live: right now.
Absolutely shook
Ejoty So is the NLSS not going on RUclips anymore?
I hope you Ss'd it
Hey, I'm playing Into the Breach.
Yeah, we know Egglord.
Cool
Or is it playing you?
Northernlion please be better than Baer and Mathas
Northernlion Breach me daddy 😫
I have this horrible feeling that we're all going to come to despise the fact that he disabled the warning about units still having actions
LOL I thought exactly the same. Might actually be the only reason to continue watching the series, because his plays definitely won't be... ;) (this 30 mins hurt so bad)
My thoughts immediately. I mean, think how many times in Slay the Spire he'd have gotten that warning. Yet, WITH it, he may have just dismissed it off hand which would have been even worse...
Absolutely! I’ve hit the button before finishing my turn before and that warning has saved me more than once.
Yes
1000%
DAE - chess is bobby fisher, ryan went fishing, checkmate.
Dan Gheesling Egg and Fisher have a lot in common, both huge antisemits. Shame such high intelligence operators have such dark flaws.
Dan, we all know you bullied the chess kids back then, don't deny it.
Dan Gheesling hey look it’s thermite guys.
I love you dan
Something about Dan reminds me of Thermite......
"I've played X-COM" This is not going to end well.
I can already tell this is gonna hurt to watch. I'm still gonna watch it, but it'll hurt
man i thought for sure he couldnt be worse than mathis
There's a bright orange line in cardinal directions, how hard is it for your big ol' brain to understand.
Sir Yakkinton it burns!!!!!
Thats what i thought x)
The egg has top notch reaction-based skills, is a master of multiplication, but seems to struggle with straight lines or simple arithmetic
DrollOrchid a maste rof multiplication have i been watchi g a different person or are you a third grader
Ilija Bonevski the irony of this comment cannot be overstated
"a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result," but also arguing about irony in 2018 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Great a new game he's done nothing wrong yet.
Edit: never mind he instantly forgot you can't shoot diagonally
classic egg
"Profile: Th0rnf0rg"
Even the tutorial is painful to watch.
Let's breach...
How does the artillery that was explained 5 seconds ago work? Hmm it's showing lines of where it can shoot as well.. hmm.. I can't seem to grasp this complex machine.
Only thing bother me was when he kept thinking he could attack diagonally despite having seen the attack ranges of his units
What I don’t understand is how hard to realize it attacks just like a Rook in chess. Only in straight Horizontal/Vertical lines, at least 2 spaces away
Dan had just as much trouble with the artillery, I don't understand how
I won't say it was Cuphead tutorial video levels of bad, but NL will deserve all the flak he will get for this. Could NL just not see the orange cross due to some color blindness he was either hiding for years or just not aware of? Are we having a Winston moment?
How to use artillery? OH I DONT KNOW MAYBE THE BRIGHT ORANGE SQUARES
Welcome to Misplay the Breach!
I was in tears man. Literal tears at how COMPLICATED he made his moves. This game looks so great! But GOOD GOD NL please!
I don't know how far your backlog is but in-case you missed it, the orange tiles tell you where you can attack, you failed to notice that when using your arty mech in the tutorial.
Also, you can hold ALT to see the order of how the enemy turn will play out, environments such as fire, always go first, and NPC's like a train, go last.
I watch NL's video and as a result I think, "holy shit I'm a genius."
Is this replacing Slay the Spire?
[ ] Truth
[X] Doubt
[ ] Lie
-LET'S GO- ✓
He said it was gonna take the space of one of the slay the spire videos so we're down to one a day again
I honestly think Slay the Spire is going to replace Issac if he ever stops making videos on it... which he probably won't
[X] hope
MysticFate dude isaac is basically a podcast at this point (plus he gets the most amount of views on his isaac videos verses everything else)
John Hopkins I mean if he would actually look at the feedback he gets on his Slay the Spire videos and started to not misplay as much i'm sure the videos would get more views...
Is this replacing Flinthook?
3rdDegreeFreezerBurn I think its replacing Gungeon
It's replacing quiplash
3rdDegreeFreezerBurn it’s replacing hollow knight
It's replacing Grey's Anatomy.
It's replacing Isaac
Ryan...
Things attack in straight lines.
Literally, that's all you needed to know.
DoctorShroom aayyyeee doctor shroom that’s my kinda doctor!
NL overthinking turns and not seeing cardinal attacks on the artillery...
Let's...GO
Is this replacing the NLSS?
:(
I hope
KHR 202 How DARE you. Take that back right now!
NL- “I have a big brain”
Also NL- “maybe this can shoot over buildings or it has to be a certain distance away”
Me- “IT ONLY SHOOTS IN A STRAIGHT LINE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”
I've never seen someone confuse themselves so easily.
THE ARTILLERY SHOOTS IN A STRAIGHT LINE! IT EVEN GIVES YOU THE ORANGE GUIDE LINES. DEAR GOD EGG USE YOUR BRIAN!
Its actually incredible how NL is incapable of realizing the basic mechanics of the game, despite the game telling him EXACTLY how everything works. Just...wow...
Commenting actually does take away brain power while you play a game
He made only like two mistakes
He only made 2 mistakes if you ignore it taking him 20 minutes to understand how firing on the artillery worked despite the vibrant orange squares coloring where they could hit.
DPowered Smith it's also his job and his been doing it for years, if he needs to slow down his commentary which so far has just been explaining his thought process then he should do that so he can actually learn how to play the game.
Its an illness we call youtuber blindness. For some reason lets players become more stupid when recording.
Artillery shoots in straight lines and can't shoot adjacent tiles.
I have no clue why that was so difficult to understand.
UNITS CAN'T ATTACK DIAGONALLY!!!!!! Thats why you failed understanding your artillery.
Also your tank acts like the tower in chess. So use its Range instead of putting it in the middle!!
And with your "I have to get enemies to fall into water" you're just making it harder for yourself. It's a nice bonus if it's possible but don't limit yourself to that so much!!!
My dude's 200 IQ makes it actually harder for him to comprehend simple vidjeo game systems and strategies. NL is just on a whole nuda lebel.
18 minutes in her relized it
Lol from the first time he ever moved a unit it was incredibly obvious that none of them could shoot diagonally.
A tower in the middle is nice in chess though.
you mean rook in chess. it puts down an armor pack at the beginning of the game.
Overthinking it with NL.
this is gonna be another one of those where I get so frustrated with the overthinking that I buy it and just have NL in the background
goddammit
Very excited to see you play through this NL! Been playing it myself for the past few hours and it is a top notch video game. 👍
Remember, he's only had like four hours of sleep, and is coming in off of travel.
Gotta love how long it took him to figure out the artillery line of fire, the FTL days are BACK and I couldn't be more excited! Let's go!
"amelia, you're pierre"
top 10 anime betrayals
Manny Calavera yes!
NL is going to create a terror from the deep scenario with all the enemies he is disposing of in the water.
That moment NL realises he's being stupid about artillery 👌
Didn't NL play chess and didn't he brag about being good/competent? How is he so bad at recognizing patterns?
I have a lot of trouble believing he was actually any good, and that's coming from a chess team nerd as well.
He displays none of the skills a chess player would need to succeed, especially foresight and creativity.
This hurts to watch him not be able to figure out basic commands 😭
Watch this now he sounds so strange to me
This is going to be even worse than Slay the Spire and I love it.
Oh good, 20 seconds into the freaking tutorial and NL is overthinking basic things and refusing to look at the screen to see the massive highlights that tell you exactly where you can move and attack while wondering how to tell where you can move and attack. This is gonna be a great series
I don't understand how you have difficulty with such basic mechanics. I really love you, eggboi, but dear lord do you infuriate me sometimes
inb4 the first misplay
Starting this series was a misplay.
Sorry but you weren’t fast enough. NL misplays at a speed no human can fathom
Already had one in the first vid
I totally expected you to make bad plays but you actually did really well. Looking forward to more content.
I always throw on NL videos when I want to go to sleep. Its rare I'll actually still be awake through the end of the video. I don't know what that says about Ryan, but thanks for putting me to sleep quickly for the past 2 years!
I survived the misplays in Slay the Spire, but I don't know if I can handle this.
despite being slow on the uptake with it, i;d say you had the best start out of most youtubers first time playign this bravo~ got a sub from me
Oh boy. Release the Comments Salt Kraken !!!
GrimDark Narrator Oh Hey what are you doing on a NL video? Get back to describing the grim dark reality of the 40th millennium with that sexy sexy accent of yours!!!
Nice seeing you here. I've probably been following NL before I even started narrating, lol. I've also been playing this game though it frustrates me greatly.
I think this will be a great new series! Thanks for trying out new games, NL; I never would've heard of this new game from Subset. FTL is still one of my favorites!
I'm into this game. I got it for my Nintendo Switch
Ryab: "Cool ok these are all the stats and abilities of the three characters i'll be controlling"
also Ryab: "How do these mechs work?"
Also ALSO Ryab: "200 IQ"
I don't know why, I was not subscired to this channel anymore. Glad to be here again. Now I can see Nothernlion make mistakes and miss the best playsthat would save his life. ^^
The misplays already hurt...
life’s a breach then you travel faster than light
Oh, this series is gonna salt my neurons. This is going to be so much fun.
Nice to have you back NL. The game looks really promising
YES! NL this is exactly what I was hoping you'd play!
25:37 man, eggboi. You could have just shot the old earth artillery, that punch was completely wasted. Still happy that you are playing into the breach though.
These are some enjoyable misplays to watch, great video Egg
This seems fun.
This is going to be a great series.
Gotta love FTL, Advanced wars, Slay the spire, Xcom, 4D chess.
Please for the love of god make this a regular show
Okay, now I can watch this from a rubber cell, drastically reducing the chance of injuring myself from all the tilting I'm about to do.
LET'S GO!
Honestly I’m so hyped for the next into the breach vid.
Oh no. Oh no.
That tutorial mission was a bad sign of things to come.
Take a drink every time NL mentions overthinking it.
This reminds me more of Pokémon Conquest than Xcom. but that might just be me
Wolfox Boy, I loved that game!
you say that like Pokemon Conquest wasn't a great game
MisterEEK it wasn't a great game, it still is
it's not like it's hard to be more like this game than XCOM. the only thing the two have in common is being sci-fi tactics games.
It reminded me both, also reminds civilization game series where you also use units to move them on any tile and make them attack something
Thanks for the company!
I was watching this while eating a bologna sandwich. Thanks for the company
I was just telling my girlfriend: I have no idea if I should buy Slay the Spire or Into the Breach... If only NL did a video on it so I could actually see how much I'd like it (since I only saw the trailer + screenshots and vague gameplay) and as soon as I go to RUclips there it is! Thank you Ryan!
egglord is psychic, confirmed. this has happened to me many times
whatever you choose to buy, here's my tip: don't use egg strats
You're right! I would never use them but we must admit for first video he did things right. :)
Karuso I would pick the finished game if you can only pick one, but slay the spire is also really fun
I picked it up already, now I'm trying to get the hang of it! I'll buy Slay the Spire today probably.
You're so painful. I love you. It's so wonderful when you finally figure things out. Thank you. You're amazing.
I've become quite addicted to this game already.
GDI Northernlion... 8 minutes in "oh he just dies i'm over thinking it" this... this is why i love you :)
You're still on the plane
thank god he's back. Having no NLSS and watching him horribly botch Slay the Spire runs over and over with no feedback was killing me.
Ayyy I was just searching to see if you uploaded this game yet and here it is, lets go boyz
NL is actually the most blind man.
Chris Heidke Grant us eyes
nl’s gamer voice used to be so intense 😂
Damn the nostalgic wave that hit me when you said "Advance Wars"
Please keep this series going, I just picked up the game myself and I’d love to see you play it
>[4D Chess]<
Oh boy, here we go.
Watching this causes me physical pain. I love it
I was praying for this, and here it is.
Thank you thin mech daddy
I know 4D chess is kind of a meme, but this game is ACTUALLY 4D chess, especially with the Steel Judoka squad.
- No hits 200 IQ-
Yea sure, but you couldnt figure out the very simple artillery shooting pattern
NL: So can I get out of the way...? No, then he'll just shoot the building
Me: Just step forward and punch him
NL: Ok maybe if I move diagonally? Can I punch diagonally?
Me: Just step forward and punch him
NL: But if I punch him from this angle he'll knock into the building
Me: JUST STEP FORWARD AND PUNCH HIM
Watching NL fumble around with the artillery... *shakes head*
This is why I watch him! :D
i missed u egg and im glad ur back
This seems fun, looking forward to this series :)
already triggered after first move, guess this isnt the series for me
please make this a series!
Has this man never played a video game before?
Hey happy you finally did this I was looking at it a while ago and thought what a neat game (btw FTL is life)
Says it's like Advance Wars and by the people who made FTL...
Count me in
"Don't destroy this mountain there's valuable vibranium in there"
Good luck finishing the series. How could you not grasp what the game is telling you? Its so simple.
The reason the attack at the end of the first mission got cancelled was because the knockback pushed the area the enemy was attacking off the map.
I like how at first he doesn't notice that the artillery couldn't shoot just anywhere, only North, South, East and West of its location just like every other mech
I was in the back tearing my eyes off XD