@@dirtymike3329 cantaloupe is an orange melon with a beige-ish, rough outside. Honeydew is a green melon with a green-ish, smooth outside. different melons, different tastes
i work @ Whole Foods n a lady had me pick her out 4 organic blueberry packages that had to be purple/light blue, not smushed against the lid, fragrant, from the USA & sweet (during the winter) on top of that she wanted a box of satsumas with a lot of leaves because she likes the way she looks unpacking them from her lunch at work - in conclusion, my life is white hell
dude I work at whole foods too and my coworker (who is from Mexico) was telling me how a customer came up to her and was like "hiiii do you have any product that isn't from Mexico? I refuse to buy anything from Mexico" and then realized really quickly that she was not speaking to another white person and had the audacity to add, "its not like I'm racist, I just don't support food from Mexico" and I lost my shit when she told me that
Shantelle Piki this is literally the worst fucking thing to get from customers smdh people do not realize SEASONALITY and produce from Mexico is not tainted
My favorite part of this video is the last frame where I realized "this guy had to go to Whole Foods first thing in the morning before those barbarians arrived"
Lemeres actually, no. Salt doesn’t cause disease or death. A high sodium diet can just exacerbate diseases/conditions that already exist. Your adrenal glands make a hormone that balances your electrolytes and your kidneys, if they function normally, get rid of excess salt when you pee. Salt is not the problem.
I grew up shopping there as a kid and I have to say, within the past 10 years, it's completely changed. It used to be really a genuinely progressive and down-to-earth atmosphere but just within the past ten years or so it's become she she progressive and down-to-earth atmosphere but just within the past ten years or so it's become expensive for no apparent reason and the quality has dropped significantly. You used to actually be able to get the guarantee of if it's expensive it's actually good product but no longer. To this day I struggle to pull myself away from whole foods because I have so many nostalgia childhood memories of going there with the smell and soft music in the background and all the earthy color tones around me, plus genuine hippies actually going there, but more and more so yuppies are the ones going there, and especially since Jeff bezos bought it, the quality really has plummeted. It's just a bunch of expensive hooey now
I work at a Publix, which is basically Whole Foods Lite. They insist on saying "Do" instead of eat. It's the weirdest fucking thing, and they *all say it.*
I work there and I can only afford to buy produce, water, and sometimes oatmeal. One day, I hope to be able to spend $500 on a Saturday shopping for groceries even though I wouldn't actually do it.
As a broke white person that lives right behind one I can say that it's not just for the rich, but also snobby health freaks from Europe that like to go broke cooking for themselves.(my parents)
Or wanna be rich white girls who live in the IE and literally drive an hour one way in heavy traffic just so they can pretend they belong there!!!!! Lol
I saw this on my recommended and genuinely thought it would be like a review of the Whole Foods shopping experience but this was a million times better than what I expected it to be 🤣
Bro they probably only listened to Flower Boy bro. Bastard and Goblin is wah better. Dude, I bet they havent even modded their board. Dude can you even do a kickflip?
@@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 obviously you haven't even heard Tyler's prime like potatoe salad was a 10/10 collab and I can do a fake treyflip off teh bank bro
As someone that works at Whole Foods, this depressingly accurate. I work in the in-store shopping department. The other day someone ordered one jar of organic fig spread to be delivered to their door. With the delivery charge that comes out to about 16-20$ smh.
When I was for the first time in America, the first supermarkt I visited was this supermarket in NYC and I was like what the hell why is everything so expensive! But I was glad when I went to a other supermarket it was not was so expensive. Oh and I live in Europe and there was a jam what was 6 dollars there. And here in Europe it was just like 2 euros in a normal supermarket😂
Yes! But I was so happy to finally find there some normal european foor for lunch like mashed potatoes+beef+simple salad. Even though it was 5x times more expensive than here in Ukraine xD
Whole Foods sold this amazing brand of frozen potato wedges and to this day I have not been able to find that brand of potato wedges either the company went bankrupt or Whole Foods couldn't afford to keep that brand at their store anymore God I can't even find Frozen Potato Wedges
I used to go there strictly for Paul Newman's ginger creme cookies but they stopped selling them a year ago😔 I go to WF every now and then hoping they are back. FML
Thanks for watching!
*IG/Snapchat @TrevWall*
your so funny bang bang shkeet shkeet
add his snap he does a lot of gay stuff with his roommate
Trevor Wallace bang bang skeet skeet. Make more Bryson vids. Watching from Brazil
I think I'm In love with you Trevor Wallace ❤
This is possibly one of the funniest and truest things I think I’ve ever seen
Why is his face so perfect for every stereotype?
bloozism that’s a very good question 😂
So True!!!
Hes a good actor
I just thought women in their 30’s
I know your comment is 7 months old by now but it's because he looks like every person from LA.
I shop at Whole Food because they sell instantly purchasable moral high ground.
Sucker
Are u also sponsored?
It’s over Ralph’s I have the high ground!!!!
@@r020squared6 don't try it
*ECH!* WHOLEFOODS IS STUPID!
Can we appreciate how he's not loud and disruptive like most youtubers are at stores filming
I know right
Kpop fans be like
"I enjoy kpop"
@@user-kl6lo7hx4w more like, OMG YOU LIKE KPOP TOO, OMG BTS IS SO AMAZING, MY FAVORITE SONG IS GUACAMOLE N-WORD PENIS !!!!!!!!1!!!!1
I smell a kpop stan and it smells like hevaen u like stray kids?
@@ineedtherapy1803 kpoop
I used to work at Whole Foods, and this is exactly how customers are.
Lmao, I currently work there and I can re-confirm this
Crooked_boi i just applied, how long till i should hear back?
Omg you just have some maxing stories please tell me your reddit a count and post to r/entitled parents or people
Me too .I confirm
I went to a whole foods once cause I was trying to avoid fast food, blew $11 on 6 eggrolls.... never again
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he called a honeydew a cantaloupe.
Uh yes, yes we are. I didn't even know what honeydew was before this 😂
Ummm I'm always buying watermelons cuz they are cheaper, so idk :D
I thought they were the same thing
@@dirtymike3329 cantaloupe is an orange melon with a beige-ish, rough outside. Honeydew is a green melon with a green-ish, smooth outside. different melons, different tastes
A what? And a what?
F*** me I'm such a peasant 😂
Dude I lost it at the organic yoga pants and macaroons 😂
The Magic of Keelan Wendorf only reply.
Lol
Bet
Macarons*
MattJHarrell thank you
*He was buying celery I was buying rosé*
Flashbacks of weird moaning noises*
Aaaaahhhhhh I'm dead! 😂😂😂
The crossover we really need
I see the world through birds
Oh my gaaad i gagged.
i work @ Whole Foods n a lady had me pick her out 4 organic blueberry packages that had to be purple/light blue, not smushed against the lid, fragrant, from the USA & sweet (during the winter) on top of that she wanted a box of satsumas with a lot of leaves because she likes the way she looks unpacking them from her lunch at work - in conclusion, my life is white hell
Meredith Brady i work at a whole foods too...sounds about right lmaooo
dude I work at whole foods too and my coworker (who is from Mexico) was telling me how a customer came up to her and was like "hiiii do you have any product that isn't from Mexico? I refuse to buy anything from Mexico" and then realized really quickly that she was not speaking to another white person and had the audacity to add, "its not like I'm racist, I just don't support food from Mexico" and I lost my shit when she told me that
produce*** not product lmao sorry typo
Shantelle Piki this is literally the worst fucking thing to get from customers smdh people do not realize SEASONALITY and produce from Mexico is not tainted
Shantelle Piki what store do u work at??
"I would bring my tesla but I'm still walking off a brunch from 2 weeks ago"
That is the most privileged line I have ever heard
why did i get a really christmas-y vibe from this whole video..the asthetics are really christmas-y😂😂😶🤷🏼
Jeremy Beihneitha probably cause of the music
It was...Christmas decorations in the background if you look at it closely. Haha
And because it was made on December 11th.
Kid Poker I’ve got no idea, the tune just reminded me of Christmas. Sorry.
Right
My thoughts at Whole Foods: “Why is this banana $5” ?
BECAUSE ITS ORGANIC, AND ONLY RAISED WITH PURE CARTESIAN WATER, DUH!
I saw a $6 egg carton there today. That same exact carton cost $4 everywhere else.
Cost 2 dollars where I'm at
Dude look at 1:29 they aren’t $5 they’re 69¢ (kill me my sense of humor is trash)
@@lilykovar4397 they go by per pound, so depending on how many bananas you're getting I wouldn't be surprised if whole foods is 5$
“$10 beer and a brand I’ve never heard of?? That’s hip af kudos to you Whole Foods” 😂😂😂
just thought you’d want to know you got 1.6k likes
I read this right when he was saying it 😂💀
Who cares likes mean absolutely NOTHING
@@AriGoldFishing9136 just thought I'd let you know you have 8 likes
@@GrandMasterIsaac Just thought I'd let you know you have 1 like and I gave it to you.
Quarantine flash news report - over and out.
so unrealistic , whole foods is never that damn empty!!
Xaiver Azul he probably went there very early or very late
I’m black so ion shop at Whole Foods
@@spiritbros2869 same nigga
They're empty where I live because most people here go to Walmart.
@@brett8460 probably because Walmart doesn't intentionally jack up their prices because they're greedy lol
"mm organic yoga pants. It is just like they read my tweet last night. My dog will love these!"
I died
The Bud Lite part hits different in 2023 lol
My favorite part of this video is the last frame where I realized "this guy had to go to Whole Foods first thing in the morning before those barbarians arrived"
i always knew i’d meet my soulmate at whole foods 🥰🥰🥰
c m True story: was at Whole Foods and saw a cute girl, then that night talked in my sleep about marrying Whole Foods Lady. I didn’t marry her.
Cody Ko and Noel??? The "YOU" video?
*sexual moaning increases*
"you love munching on those celery sticks"
Fair enuf
Were are his airpods??? I think he was broke back then lol😂😂
sexy avocado
I know it’s a joke😂😂
@sexy avocado They released in 2016 diphsit
People with AirPods just can’t afford the wire
Dude why do you all hate on sexy avocado he even said it was a joke
Where * ... sorry, it bothered me so much. 😂
I really enjoy the quiet Trevor smiling and looking around, while some jazz plays in the background and he narrates
Every single line sounds like a tweet
"Crackers with salt? That's way too spicy!"
"What am I trying to die in my 70's!?"
Had me dying. Lol
Tbat is what salt does to you.
The funnest part for me is when he got saltines instead
Lemeres actually, no. Salt doesn’t cause disease or death. A high sodium diet can just exacerbate diseases/conditions that already exist. Your adrenal glands make a hormone that balances your electrolytes and your kidneys, if they function normally, get rid of excess salt when you pee. Salt is not the problem.
in your 70's?
@@hollydaugherty2620 well for Americans it is the problem in most cause they're so unhealthy they probably already have any condition you can think of
He said "send those carbs to Africa" 😂😂😂
Jay Noon TONIGHT 💀
Jay Noon well no shit we could hear
I fucking hate comments that just repeat quotes from the video yea dumbass we all heard that
@@bspacerex finally someone said it. If you aren't gonna add anything to the quotes in the videos then what's the point.
We welcome the carbs.
“I didn’t know republicans shopped here”😂
I didn't get it
@@benhair1150 probably means that republicans are trashy and therefore drink crap beer, your typical maga supporter
It’s making fun of rich liberals, cancer in human form.
lexi white have you not been watching any news since 2016.....
@Able you dont even have a pfp you loser, get a life kid.
Music in the background is "New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra.
That Bud Light joked aged super well lol
Thank god chad doesn’t shop at Whole Foods.
Who is Chad?
What is Whole Foods? 🤣
@EdVentures bang bang skee skee🤘
Chad with ch?
Classic Chad or SNL chad?
As a cashier for Whole Foods market I can officially say this is very accurate.
I grew up shopping there as a kid and I have to say, within the past 10 years, it's completely changed.
It used to be really a genuinely progressive and down-to-earth atmosphere but just within the past ten years or so it's become she she progressive and down-to-earth atmosphere but just within the past ten years or so it's become expensive for no apparent reason and the quality has dropped significantly. You used to actually be able to get the guarantee of if it's expensive it's actually good product but no longer.
To this day I struggle to pull myself away from whole foods because I have so many nostalgia childhood memories of going there with the smell and soft music in the background and all the earthy color tones around me, plus genuine hippies actually going there, but more and more so yuppies are the ones going there, and especially since Jeff bezos bought it, the quality really has plummeted. It's just a bunch of expensive hooey now
The Bud Light joke aged like milk
I love how he said “done pizza” like pizza’s a drug lol
LOL
I work at a Publix, which is basically Whole Foods Lite. They insist on saying "Do" instead of eat. It's the weirdest fucking thing, and they *all say it.*
“This cantaloupe sounds like my first pearl jam concert”
*holding honeydew 😂
Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that! 😂
Danielle D. Minerva I see you have D. In your name! Wow! Ur a descendant from an ancient clan!!
*bows to la croix*
says hindu prayer and mantra to la croix. SMH
I went to Whole Foods once and was literally only able to leave with like 6 items
sending a like for that profile pic
Eyyy daria
They have good produce though... Lol
I work there and I can only afford to buy produce, water, and sometimes oatmeal. One day, I hope to be able to spend $500 on a Saturday shopping for groceries even though I wouldn't actually do it.
They have good food. Ate a chocolate mousse. Was pretty damn good
As a person who works at Whole Foods this is completely accurate
I even know which Whole Foods this is. It’s Irvine. Good riddance.
0:45 the girl walking in the background tho 😂
The look on his face and the mannerisms when he says, "someone needs to donate this to a homeless shelter tonight" was matched so perfectly 😂 1:11
As a broke white person that lives right behind one I can say that it's not just for the rich, but also snobby health freaks from Europe that like to go broke cooking for themselves.(my parents)
Switch the bar code for the expensive meat with bulk bar code..(redditt)
💓💓
Or wanna be rich white girls who live in the IE and literally drive an hour one way in heavy traffic just so they can pretend they belong there!!!!! Lol
Yup. I work across the street from one. Occasionally will go inside and buy a treat or snack.
You just hurt all of Europe
That “cantaloupe” was honeydew
you must work at pacsun
shut up chad fucking loser dude
I noticed that too lol
Honestly I though it was half a coconut
Dios De Hueco Mundo I thought I was an idiot.. oh wait
"2004? that's the same year that Friends ended, so its gotta be good." an amazing line lol
I’m here for the bud light reference😂
*@**0:45** girl in the background is me shopping at WALMART 😂*
Lmao!
@@Surteronarto ummm....wtf...FBI open up.
@@Surteronarto yikes
@@Surteronarto wowee, smooth as sandpaper
John Jordan EW WTF
For someone who works at Whole Foods I enjoyed every second of this video and wish it would never end lololololol
Ya but is the kush farm to table?!?
and is the coke farm to nostril?
Now when I see things like this, all I can think is, "No don't touch the freezer doors with your hands, ahH"
right?! and when he was petting the avocados and patting all the fruits...
I saw this on my recommended and genuinely thought it would be like a review of the Whole Foods shopping experience but this was a million times better than what I expected it to be 🤣
How do you only have 24k subs
great question lol
Because Russia rigged it
@@TrevorWallace hey congrats on the growth you earned it
@@TrevorWallace You have better content than the majority of most famous RUclipss. You'll get there!!! Keep it up!
YaBoi - well, look what happened just a year later!
"what, am i at a rite aid ?" lmaooooi
Yo whole foods doesn't even have any thrasher hoodies!!!
Mike Zane Bryson would be so upset
Bro they probably only listened to Flower Boy bro. Bastard and Goblin is wah better. Dude, I bet they havent even modded their board. Dude can you even do a kickflip?
@@donquesewilliamswilliams3497 obviously you haven't even heard Tyler's prime like potatoe salad was a 10/10 collab and I can do a fake treyflip off teh bank bro
“My dog is gonna love these” in millennial translates to “I have no friends” in English
the bud light joke is funny seeing it in 2023
Personally when I go to whole foods, I ask the employees if the lettuce is vegan.
Is it? Cause I can only have organically organic food that was grown organically was even shipped to the store organically
Hapyvenom if a car drove it there I’m not buying it anymore, I’ll only buy it if it was walked here by a slave and uses only slave labor
@@nickwilson3499 I wouldn't even buy if it was drove there. It has to walk there itself that's how you know that it's really organic
Good one
How bold of you to harass people making $8 an hour
"But gosh darnet are they so good with some oats and beeeeeeries!"
Ugh, that coastal accent. It brings back memories.
When he inhaled at 2:16 I literally smelt Whole Foods for a sec
Lol the Bud Light for Republicans joke didn’t hold up.
As an Amazon worker in a Whole Foods, this is highly accurate.
Hahahaha the joke about Bud Light being a drink by republicans is so funny and so far ahead of its time
“Omg, carbs... Send those to Africa TONIGHT”
"grab one you little poodle" gets me everytime
Respect for this dude, he’s literally doing this in public, any other person would be having a panic attack doing this
Not going to lie having macaroons just available like that at a grocery store is pretty awesome.
As soon as he said "I didn't know republicans shopped here" I dropped a like.
I always felt like Ned Flanders at a Bernie rally in Whole Foods.
it's true tho
“Didn’t know republicans shopped here” has me SO weak 😩
I work at whole foods and I can tell you a lot of republicans shop here. There are really stuck up customers like that though.
im one of them
Interstellar Five so you interviewed each one of them?
vital instinct88 same dude
vital instinct88 same
A lot of rich white people are republicans'
Bud Light joke didn't hold up over time, 😅
You can tell by his voice he had a lot of fun making this video
“Grab one you little poodle” 😂
His name shall be brock
"I need low sodium" *Grabs Saltines*
god i was crying for like two hours but this video brought me the serotonin i needed
Okay this is genuinely one of the most accurate sketches I've ever seen and I feel attacked
"something he said during the video" 😂😂😂 I'm dead omg!
That Bud Light joke didn't age well
@0:28 ...well, that clip didn't age well
“...you deserve it, you went to SoulCycle!”
LMAO THIS SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN 😂
2:39 my life is better than anyone that shops at Ralph’s. I felt that in my soul. 😐😦😶
love Ralph’s! Awesome produce
imagine the person watching the security cams like "damn what the hell is this guy doing"?
“What am I trying to die in my 70s” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They have bud light? Omg do republicans shop here? 😂
💀☠
The fact that his outfit blended in with the people in the background also made this super believable 😂.
Bro you’re amazing like your sense of humor Is spot on. Real af 😂😂😂😂
No coconut water tho
"Are these yoga pants? My dog is gonna love these!"
Hol' up
This channels underrated 😂😂
No matter how many times i watch this i love it 🤣
the best part was bowing and praying to the LaCroix :D
As someone that works at Whole Foods, this depressingly accurate. I work in the in-store shopping department. The other day someone ordered one jar of organic fig spread to be delivered to their door. With the delivery charge that comes out to about 16-20$ smh.
my favorite lines
“i didnt know REPUBLICANS shopped at whole foods”
“this cantaloupe sounds like my first Pearl Jam concert” LMFAOOOOOOO
You and my mom would be best friends here at whole foods
*OMG "You earned it, you went to Soul Cycle."* 😂😂😂 #DEAD
When he said “do it you little dog you deserve it!” He sounded like Stewey from family guy 🤣🤣🤣
As someone who works at whole foods, this is how I imagine every customer.
Video idea: “that guy” at school/ family reunions. It’s just that guy who everyone knows isn’t doing good and is just trying to seem like he’s rich
I’ve never been to Whole Foods, but i know what to expect when i do now 😂
"What am I, trying to die in my 70s?"
Marquis De Lafayette: say sike right now
This is so specific
Love that he called the honeydew a cantaloupe
I don't like Tai Lopez and yet here he is advertised before something i was looking forward to laughing at...what are you doing to me
When I was for the first time in America, the first supermarkt I visited was this supermarket in NYC and I was like what the hell why is everything so expensive! But I was glad when I went to a other supermarket it was not was so expensive. Oh and I live in Europe and there was a jam what was 6 dollars there. And here in Europe it was just like 2 euros in a normal supermarket😂
Yes! But I was so happy to finally find there some normal european foor for lunch like mashed potatoes+beef+simple salad. Even though it was 5x times more expensive than here in Ukraine xD
Whole Foods sold this amazing brand of frozen potato wedges and to this day I have not been able to find that brand of potato wedges either the company went bankrupt or Whole Foods couldn't afford to keep that brand at their store anymore
God I can't even find Frozen Potato Wedges
what's your opinion of kfc potato wedges?
@@achromatopsic they're best eaten with the Popcorn Nuggets
@@KnightofFunnyJunk agreed
I used to go there strictly for Paul Newman's ginger creme cookies but they stopped selling them a year ago😔 I go to WF every now and then hoping they are back. FML
"are those macaroons? Grab it u deserve it 😊😋 TREVOR 😂😂🖤
The last one attacked me on a different level😭💀😂 ralphs ftw😩💯🔥