bro, you’re funny. It’s my first time coming up on your channel but because you’re so chill when you say it in such a subtle way, it makes it hilarious when you’re doing things you earned a new sub man.❤
I like that FutureCanoe does these recipes that involve smokers that cost 1000's of dollars in a way that the normal person can do. Too many of these popular channels make food that the average viewer cannot replicate perfectly.
@@honestbenny i do, sorted a little while ago did a porch smoker thing that seemed okay. Dont get me wrong, they are not possible for everyone. But they are not all thousands of dollars
@@TPF00T Even heard of urbanization and why majority of humans for hundreds of years migrated (and still do) from countryside to cities? There is nothnig wrong with either, but lets not pretend that our current civilization is based on urban areas, not on country sides and less and less people will in time live there as we humans prefer comfort and that's why urbanization started with our spieces. People owning houses will always be minority of middle and lower class. Rich people don't cook themselves anyway.
Try boiling it first with a little soy souce and vinegar or lemon and leaves and ground pepper. After boiling for 30 minutes take the meat to dry then air fryer it for 40 mins to one hour. Sugar on top then torch.
@SirRichard94 I'm sorry, but... are you saying there's literally no wrong way to cook? So, like... if I wanted to make, say... some pasta? It wouldn't be wrong for me to cook the noodles by just sticking them into a frying pan with just a drizzle of oil and leave it there until fully al dente? Ooorrrrrr, I could boil it to complete mush in a pot of boiling orange juice with tons of pulp and it would be totally correct? What if I wanted to make a PB&J, but I ran out of the PB, so I used canned salmon instead? And then I felt like having a different type of jam that I didn't have in my fridge, so I just went ahead and grabbed the next best thing that I had available and spread some marshmallow fluff on that bad boy? That would be correct, because there's no wrong way to cook, and that's MY version PB&J! Right...? 🤔
I appreciate these videos because it gives me confidence to know that it probably won't be super professional ,,but it could also be as good as whatever you got going on 😂
Bro it started out so good (relative to your normal videos) and then as soon as max said "low and slow" I knew there was gonna be some insane shit, low and behold lmao
I did too lmao, I had to rewatch several times. He used the air fryer instead of smoking, then put it in the oven like max did. But I think he could've skipped the oven step since he air fried
The reason it spreads like that is because the meat shrinks when you cook it while the skin stays the same making it curl up and the meat stick out. This is why it’s important to cut the meat side so that the pork belly doesn’t turn outwards when it cooks.
The screeching noise my internal tiny chef made when you stuck pork belly in the air fryer would cause the denizens of Hell to peek out of their blinds even in the middle of the day. How *dare* you?
The Voice Crack was insane 💀
Had me laughing out loud like an idiot, almost choked on my breakfast pocket xD
This is like- so funny dude, almost choked on my perplexing assemblage of high-end gastronomy xJ
fr
@@Just_a_cat_0wtf is a breakfast pocket
@jakkjakk1694 it's same thing as pizza pocket but its bacon eggs and cheese inside
“In the air fryer, high and fÁast”
💀💀💀
No replies? Let me fix that.
@@D24M5Y10no bitchs, we can’t fix that
3.9k likes and no replies, lemme fix that
No replies? Yeah 3 replies now
💀💀
Bro got the fallout pork 💀
Iguana Bits
Extra toasty..i couldnt stop laughing at how crispy that shit was😂😂😂
@@GBomb9704🤣🤣
bro the 1.5k like-3 respond ratio is crazy
Thats what im saying @@me-when
“Why is it splitting like that?” Got me dying😂😂😂😂 (edit) HOW THE HECK DID I GET OVER 1k!
0 comments is crazy lemme fix dat
It looked like a corgi butt
@@InfinitPurpleYTfix my meat ill be there 10
One comment that is crazy let me fix that
3 hell nah I’m here
Low and slow❌
High and fAst✅
hi
@@EnergeticSpark63 hello
*fëæäst
Low and slow
High and fast
High and fëæäst
-That was she said-
That's what she said
“IMA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LITERALLY FOCUS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE” IS ACTUALLy so funny bruh 💀💀💀
Bro that shii sent me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cringe sense of humor.
@@couldyou4745 Mr dark side
@@couldyou4745fucking dumb sense of humor
Fr😂
The high and cracked *FAST* was hilarious
“And today we are going to make that baby” was wild
Best food creator no doubt
No filter for the food and real radioactive waste that will be born after a night out with the boys
real
Fr
Fr fr
Fr
Jorts kitchen post bangers too, they taste hella good
"Why is it spreading like that?"
Was exactly what I thought when I clicked on the thumbnail. 🤣
1.1k likes
You mean 1.9k
looks like a corgi butt
You mean 2.2k
You mean 2.5k
why we ain't talking bout the "this kinda looks like my boxers"
He was so polite at the end
The shear amount of enthusiasm in his voice is the reason why i watch all of his videos
Me
You mean the lack of
@@Angel-Otk😭😭😭
And the pure work and effort it takes to download the videos and steal them and talk over them somtimes
Why does this youtuber sound like vvvortic
High and fAasT
Love the vids
real
Real 😉
Loud and cLeAr
@@Saturday2001 you beat me to it >:(
@@pengu1139 oop
The voice and tone of "If Pauly Shore and Steven Wright had a baby" really adds to the lines he says I love it! xD
“Going to have to ask you to literally focus on the bright side.” 😂 lost my noodle.
Bro really said "Fææst"
That wasn't an "Æ"-sound
@@ttttillermandliterally no one cares it’s just a joke
@@PersonWithAKnife. Ño oñe cares
@@ttttillermand 🤣
@@ttttillermand It actually was tho...as a Norwegian, it literlly was an æ sound
"High and 🦅" was crazyyyyy
High and eagle?
@@kabob21no it's just voice crack was high
@@kabob21 high and American
@@kabob21 you know how eagles go AA
@@mau_jr YEEHAW
😂😆 I fuckin love this kid! 🤣🤌🤌
bro, you’re funny. It’s my first time coming up on your channel but because you’re so chill when you say it in such a subtle way, it makes it hilarious when you’re doing things you earned a new sub man.❤
"Kinda looks like my boxer" 💀💀
me this morning
🤮
Bro bricked up but out the other end
@@saltee7😭😭yooo
@@saltee7I'm Busting wtf😢
"and today imm gonna make this baby" I'm wheezing 🤣🤣
Why does this youtuber sound like vvvortic
So that’s why it was spreading like that
🤣🤣
I love how you say ok thank you at the end 😊😊 so cute
I love how funny the thumbnail looks 😂 , lil' spongy doing his workout
“Future Canoe ligma Tomato can” is crazzyyyy💀💀
“ Today we’re gonna make a baby “ is the most romantic thing I heard today 😂😢
Your sadder than a disabled orphan
How do you make a baby? I tried searching on google but no results.
@@itachisasuke7764 👉👌💦🫄9️⃣Ⓜ️🧑🍼
@@itachisasuke7764a boy cums inside of a women
@@itachisasuke7764💀💀💀YOU wouldn't look at you're parents the same trust me...
"Why is it spreading like that??" got me😂💀
Same 😂
It's twerking 😂
First time i seen a women open her never mind
@@JaceEntertainmentwhat woman?
cringe
"In the air fryer, high and fÆsT" 💀
My. Chinese side got activated…
“NO! It’s burnt, it’s gone, STOP!!” 😂
The funniest part for me was him questioning why it spread when he cut it so deeply
That’s what she said 😂
he really did make that baby
Bro wanna him to stick it him to make a real baby
He never fails to make everything look radioactive
No color correction, and I'm pretty sure if he figured out what color correction was he'd go the opposite direction anyway
that pork belly spread and the voice crack is all that made my day 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Why did it spread like that” lmao
Gyatt
Caught in 4k 💀
Well he did say we're making a baby
DON'T FORGET THE "it kinda looks like my boxer-"
"Why is it spreading like that." got me falling down the stairs bro💀🤣
o, o m.,.,.,.,. , OMORI REFRENCE!!!
Omg did you get up!?😂
same bro same
YOU OK?!?!?! ME 😭 !!!!!
It caught me off guard 😂😂😂
Hilarious af daddy chill I’m just a little grown man. 🤣.
"and today we are gonna make this baby" this short had me dying laughing a few weeks ago i had to come back😭😭
This channel is the personification of “Good enough”. None of the equipment, none of the techniques, maximum sarcasm.
his "thank you😊" at the end is literally so adorable🥺
:3
😂😂women are so gullible soon as their hear "make a baby" they just mush out
@@tye9713 what?? 😭🤣
He never forget the radioactive stuff ofc🔥
"Alright, thank you. :3"
He so silly
I like that FutureCanoe does these recipes that involve smokers that cost 1000's of dollars in a way that the normal person can do. Too many of these popular channels make food that the average viewer cannot replicate perfectly.
You know there are decent smokers for very little? Shit, you can make one with an old 44 gallon drum or a filling cabinet
@@dukekemppy5409 You know that majority of home cooks do not have houses with outside area to be able to use somokers? Most people live in buildings.
@@honestbenny We really should try not to normalize that and all strive for a future where people can live in real houses again.
@@honestbenny i do, sorted a little while ago did a porch smoker thing that seemed okay. Dont get me wrong, they are not possible for everyone. But they are not all thousands of dollars
@@TPF00T Even heard of urbanization and why majority of humans for hundreds of years migrated (and still do) from countryside to cities? There is nothnig wrong with either, but lets not pretend that our current civilization is based on urban areas, not on country sides and less and less people will in time live there as we humans prefer comfort and that's why urbanization started with our spieces.
People owning houses will always be minority of middle and lower class. Rich people don't cook themselves anyway.
Never knew pork belly could be thicc
fr
I find that hard to believe, have you SEEN the amount of fat in that cut?
@@Shifsabre r/whooosh
This pork belussy could get it…
Gyatt
"why is it spreading like that-"
In the most calmest voice ever- 😭
"Just salt on the thkin side" please tell im not the only one that heard that 💀
Thumbnail caked up like a bakery
"Alryt, thank you♡" sounds so sweet
“Kinda look like my boxer”
I’m DEAD BDHSGFVISJFSJRSIFSJGSJTSITSKTSITS
"And today we're gonna make this baby." 💀
His pork didnt go in an air fryer, it went in a nuclear reactor😭
"Why is it spreading like that?" had me dyeing
"Kind of looks like my boxer" GOT ME DYING SO BAD HAHAHA 💀💀
His voice during the video: 🥱
His voice at the end: 🥰
Try boiling it first with a little soy souce and vinegar or lemon and leaves and ground pepper. After boiling for 30 minutes take the meat to dry then air fryer it for 40 mins to one hour. Sugar on top then torch.
well, it's not the correct way to do this soooo
salt on top is correct bc it will create a crunchy layer
@@rua4171there's no correct way in cooking.
@SirRichard94 I'm sorry, but... are you saying there's literally no wrong way to cook? So, like... if I wanted to make, say... some pasta? It wouldn't be wrong for me to cook the noodles by just sticking them into a frying pan with just a drizzle of oil and leave it there until fully al dente? Ooorrrrrr, I could boil it to complete mush in a pot of boiling orange juice with tons of pulp and it would be totally correct?
What if I wanted to make a PB&J, but I ran out of the PB, so I used canned salmon instead? And then I felt like having a different type of jam that I didn't have in my fridge, so I just went ahead and grabbed the next best thing that I had available and spread some marshmallow fluff on that bad boy? That would be correct, because there's no wrong way to cook, and that's MY version PB&J! Right...? 🤔
@ImPoe you are free to try. Who knows, you might find something tasty. if you never experiment, your food is boring.
Honestly the best video I’ve watched all day just because of the enthusiasm in the voice 😂😂
This is actually the first time he rated a food 😂
Bro I really wanna know where you get your radioactive meat from
Has to be cvs
fresh from chernobyl
Fresh produce straight from shady sands
Camera settings.
"alright.. thank you 🙃🙃"
awhhhh
The voice crack on fast was insane 💀
Bagus loh nyanyi Thailand nya 😮😂👍
Aura kak jirayut positif bgttt ❤️
I appreciate these videos because it gives me confidence to know that it probably won't be super professional ,,but it could also be as good as whatever you got going on 😂
I normally don't care for cooking shorts be these are too damb good 😂
When you say that look likes my boxer got me dying on the floor right now and plus the voice crack i'm dying again
"Why is it spreading like that?"
"Today we're gonna make this baby." 😂😂
Bro it started out so good (relative to your normal videos) and then as soon as max said "low and slow" I knew there was gonna be some insane shit, low and behold lmao
Bro called us dirty minded in 987,543,215,689 languages 💀
"That looks like my boxer"
HELP- 😭✋
Dude really said "High and, Faast!🥵"
Deep Voice: *Low and slow*
Future Canoe's High Pitch Voice: *High and Faaaast!*
this cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣
Bst cooking channel ❤😂
Even with putting in the air fryer he liked. That means Max made pretty good recipe
The voice crack got me
"Kinda looks like my boxer"
IM dieing
Awesome! Thank you! Your videos are fun to watch. 😊
😂 bro fucked it up and still said “Ayo this shit bussin!” Lol you know that’s a fire recipe😂
Thank you for showing this the way we all would be making it. 10/10 for relatability!
The switch from the grill to the Airfryer was the best part
😂😂😂
"and today we going to make this baby"💀💀
That air fried pork belly got that GYAAAAAAT💀
I think he decided to add another step before the brulee 😂
I did too lmao, I had to rewatch several times. He used the air fryer instead of smoking, then put it in the oven like max did. But I think he could've skipped the oven step since he air fried
Hes becoming a POV youtuber this is evolution we are witnessing
If you dont follow the recipe EXACTLY, and it STILL turns out good, thats how you know its a good recipe
Voice over on 1000!!😂😂😂
You did not mess up. You were cheap yet effective and I would totally eat that. ❤
That pork belly is perfectly charred 👍🏼
“I’m going to do this closer to the window!” 😭😭
I couldn't with that high and fAsTtt 😭🤣🤣
This guy would do so well as a school lunch person
And today we're gonna make this baby 😂
Love to see you challenging yourself!! Great content! ❤
His enthusiasm is something else😂😂
Ooh nicely charred
perfectly charred, 10/10
The reason it spreads like that is because the meat shrinks when you cook it while the skin stays the same making it curl up and the meat stick out. This is why it’s important to cut the meat side so that the pork belly doesn’t turn outwards when it cooks.
max's came apart so easily and beautifully
lmao "ima have to ask you to literally focus on the bright side" 😂😂😂
I feel cheated with no music cut to say how good it is
Its a tiny bit charred
The screeching noise my internal tiny chef made when you stuck pork belly in the air fryer would cause the denizens of Hell to peek out of their blinds even in the middle of the day. How *dare* you?
Love how your chill deserves a subscribe ❤🎉
Remember guys always poke small holes as the only good holes in life are small.
Jst l8ke my sister😊
@@Beachbuggychanell💀💀💀💀
Bro you look like your speaking from experience😂😂
"Why its spreading like that"
Maybe it enjoyed itself in there