7 Things That Work In Games But Not In Real Life

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @dyltube6395
    @dyltube6395 2 года назад +215

    The climbing thing is one of the best access moments ever

    • @truej23og
      @truej23og 2 года назад +9

      I love the call back reference

    • @withoutthejuice7193
      @withoutthejuice7193 2 года назад +8

      And Rob was 100% in the right. Whoever answered those questions were trippin.

    • @mikaze97
      @mikaze97 2 года назад +1

      So true !! 😂😂😂

    • @JackalsIII
      @JackalsIII 2 года назад

      Which video started it?

    • @mikaze97
      @mikaze97 2 года назад +2

      @@JackalsIII one of the quizz

  • @jonotech
    @jonotech 2 года назад +190

    I'd like to know how far from the office Rob and Rosie were willing to go to find that "long grass" before deciding "ok this will do". Great vid as always guys 😊

    • @sublucky74
      @sublucky74 2 года назад +1

      That’s only two or three streets away from them.

    • @davidlilley2736
      @davidlilley2736 2 года назад +1

      @@GoodBoyGoneDad true you don't have to go far from most places to find long grass😅
      I'm surprised he didn't mention metal gear and camo but then poor Dave would have had to Mark another one on the list

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 2 года назад

      Well they work in London, and it's the end of winter/beginning of spring (I forget what timezone England is in).

  • @GameRaveTV
    @GameRaveTV 2 года назад +46

    My god, my sides hurt. Between Rosie's dedication to the joke (that pretzel twist pose!) and Rob's climbing comment, you are all still at the top of your games. Amazing episode.

  • @scottlil01
    @scottlil01 2 года назад +63

    The skits in this video were absolutely top notch.
    One thing that comes to my mind in relation to this video is being able to reload after messing something up. Forgot to pick something up? You can reload very conveniently and get it quickly.

    • @erynflynn8467
      @erynflynn8467 2 года назад +4

      Made the wrong dialogue choice in games? Quick load. Made wrong dialogue choice in real life? Suffer.

    • @julesverneinoz
      @julesverneinoz 2 года назад

      Smashed your piggy bank? Don't worry, all the coins will all find your way to you (eg. Ratchet & Clank smashing boxes for bolts effect)

  • @timothyoswald8618
    @timothyoswald8618 2 года назад +43

    Rosie's presentation is so confident these days, love to see it!

  • @gavinweltmer4091
    @gavinweltmer4091 2 года назад +143

    27 seconds in and Rob remembers his hatred for the community about not being able to climb things in real life. 😂🤣😂 has to go down as a Top 5 PlayStation Access team moment in history.

    • @Yuffie90
      @Yuffie90 2 года назад +4

      Ha ha so true!!🤣

    • @gavinweltmer4091
      @gavinweltmer4091 2 года назад +8

      @@Hero_Of_Old PlayStation Quiz. The title of the video is Guess the top answers in our PlayStation Quiz. It’s comedic gold from the 20th minute on. Lol

    • @hannayman4448
      @hannayman4448 2 года назад +3

      @@gavinweltmer4091 oh, COME ON! COME ON!😂

    • @gavinweltmer4091
      @gavinweltmer4091 2 года назад +4

      @@hannayman4448 “YOU CANT CLIMB-CANT CLIMB THINGS! IN REAL LIFE!?”

    • @hannayman4448
      @hannayman4448 2 года назад +2

      @@gavinweltmer4091 shooting things?? You can go clay pigeon shooting in real life!!

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 2 года назад +34

    Rosie's thing about wanting to double-jump as a kid is so cute! This was a hilarious video! I love the one about hiding in tall grass, too!

  • @erynflynn8467
    @erynflynn8467 2 года назад +25

    I think the thing that sets Access apart from other gaming channels like WC Gaming and the like is the skits and bits. It feels less like rushing through a script to get the video out and more like passion and care was put in. My other favourite channels are the OutsideXbox and Outside Xtra

    • @haganeelric98
      @haganeelric98 2 года назад +1

      Same here. I am also subscribed to OutsideXbox and OutsideXtra. The difference between them and Playstation Access is that in Outside Xbox you see videogames from all platforms, even exclusives. Here in Playstation Access that never happens. If they mention a game that's on Xbox is because it is on Playstation too. They never mention Mario, Kirby, or Halo. If it is not on Playstation, it doesn't exist.
      Also, it's a bit tiring to see a From Software and/or Skyrim game in every single top they make.
      But even with all this, I keep watching Playstation Access. Why? Because they are very entertaining.
      In fact, what I expect more from Christmas time is not Christmas eve or any present I might get. What I expect the most is Christmas Maze.

  • @DavidRBrown7
    @DavidRBrown7 2 года назад +31

    Hiding in long grass does work in real life...I remember half an hour of trying to find my daughter who was successful hiding in long grass near Glastonbury. She was quite small at the time but even to this day I have no idea how she did it.

    • @LadyTarasque
      @LadyTarasque 2 года назад +2

      I was gonna say.. it should work for the most part. Animals are trickier though o-o
      Better choice would have been hiding in plain sight like in Skyrim lol.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 года назад

      @@LadyTarasque see, what makes it weird, is that it only works from a distance, if someone gets close they'll see you

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 года назад

      @THE WiZERD that's more than just standing behind foliage though.

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 2 года назад +1

      I suppose it depends on the length and thickness of the grass and how big or small the person hiding is, also how quiet and still they can be. Video games make it so you can hide even if you're very clearly visible though lol.

  • @senhowler
    @senhowler 2 года назад +4

    Looks at bed.
    "Sleep for Eight hours"
    "You wake refreshed"
    If only.

  • @Baeraad
    @Baeraad 2 года назад +6

    Honestly, I'm just glad that a smartphone with Google Maps lets you get the equivalent of one of those helpful this-way-to-the-next-objective arrows in real life.

  • @davidbrussard-composer7372
    @davidbrussard-composer7372 2 года назад +9

    I've really missed those short skits in Friday Features. Really nice to see them again here!

  • @knight-mares
    @knight-mares 2 года назад +14

    Such a goofy video. Loved it! This has to be one of my favorite Friday features in recent memory.

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest 2 года назад +3

    Being awake and active for days without sleep. Modern games have added "heavy breathing" to signify exertion, but characters always just keep going without any problems.

  • @WillBrooksPSX
    @WillBrooksPSX 2 года назад +5

    Loved this Friday feature. The cutaways to the Access team were all brilliant. This has been one of my favourites since Rob’s classics.

  • @theprofessionalfence-sitter
    @theprofessionalfence-sitter 2 года назад +6

    Falling asleep immediately and for exactly as long as you want whenever you want. Also, standing still for ours to skip time until the next interesting thing starts and having it feel like only a couple of seconds.

  • @shadowlinkbds
    @shadowlinkbds 2 года назад +16

    Fast traveling is always really fun to do in gaming since it gives you shortcuts to areas in seconds with the power of teleporting Man do I wish fast traveling with that logic exists in real life.

    • @fall-neckthetallneck2977
      @fall-neckthetallneck2977 2 года назад

      No longer would we need to book flights to go on vacations. We could just teleport there instead.

  • @drasticbread249
    @drasticbread249 2 года назад +16

    Seeing Rosie attempt to double jump in real life made my day 😂

    • @ThePokestopPapi
      @ThePokestopPapi 2 года назад

      As if we haven't all attempted it ourselves when we were younger lol

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 2 года назад

      I don't tried double jumping once, damn near broke my ankles in process.

  • @Cardbizzie
    @Cardbizzie 2 года назад +3

    The superb memory of characters. Just open a book and all the interesting information is memorized.

  • @austinhealey2148
    @austinhealey2148 2 года назад

    Oh man, Rosie's double jump bit and Rob's hiding in tall grass bit were hilarious!! Great video guys!

  • @kyebaker4549
    @kyebaker4549 2 года назад +2

    The writing for these videos are so good , literally all the content you guys produce is amazing!

  • @kaiseryuuki4098
    @kaiseryuuki4098 2 года назад +7

    Having a social life in general is certainly easier in games.

  • @Raekin17
    @Raekin17 2 года назад +1

    Loved Rob's off screen shouting off screen about climbing

  • @mr.nobody5140
    @mr.nobody5140 2 года назад +1

    Lol! the nod to Rob's famous " Can't climb things?!" outbursts. Oh, how very much I love you all at Playstation Access.

  • @nekogod
    @nekogod 2 года назад +9

    Lockpicking isn't really all that hard tbh, granted there are locks designed to be pick resistant with security pins etc, but there are also some (looking at you masterlock) that are a joke and can literally be picked by jiggling a paperclip in the lock.

  • @stevejones3300
    @stevejones3300 2 года назад +2

    What a fantastic vid. Loved the departure from just the talking heads! Favourite bit has to be Rosie bouncing off the table. Would be great to see some more of this in the future. I’m constantly surprised and delighted by the creativity from the Access Team. Makes me happy!

  • @bvoyelr
    @bvoyelr 2 года назад +1

    6:50 I'd say that most locks in circulation today are actually *easier* to pick in real life than in video games. With shims, wave rakes, and a few skeleton keys, you can get through FAR more locks than you'd expect - especially those that grant access to nominally public facilities, such as office buildings or fenced off land.

  • @phthalojohan
    @phthalojohan 2 года назад +1

    I'm travelling now, and man I wish real life has that recent well designed video game thing were you DON'T need to constantly consult a mini map to see where you are. Instead, subtle video game cues (e.g. lights) or guiding winds leads you right where you are. There's no getting lost in the middle of Bradford with a system like that

  • @DM-bp2bc
    @DM-bp2bc 2 года назад +2

    The 9:03 contortion is absolutely impressive and hilarious

  • @shugaroony
    @shugaroony 2 года назад

    You could pee in Duke Nukem : "Ahhhhh, much better!!"
    Great callback on the not climbing joke, and masterful editing cutting out the last syllable of Rob's exclamation!

  • @immaru
    @immaru 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely 1000% here for Ash's shirt.

  • @jaydenreyes7089
    @jaydenreyes7089 2 года назад +1

    I love the “climbing in real life” thing coming back

  • @calabash7672
    @calabash7672 2 года назад +3

    9:03 bro how the hell did rosie do that

  • @reedmorebooks
    @reedmorebooks 2 года назад +3

    "Bouncy ball fun times!"
    Aaaand I'm dead....thanks Rosie

  • @edwardpinto1544
    @edwardpinto1544 2 года назад +1

    BLADDER! OF! STEEL! LOL. Great Friday Feature. Every entry was brilliant hehe

  • @bryancadents3559
    @bryancadents3559 2 года назад +2

    Invincibility frames. I spent the better part of yesterday evening trying to figure out how to dodge roll through Margit the Fell Omen’s giant magical hammer. In real life, this would be THE key skill in any martial arts regimen. “Just dodge roll at the right time and that roundhouse kick will just go straight through your face, you won’t feel it at all.”

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 2 года назад +1

      Tip for soulslikes, roll into attacks

    • @bryancadents3559
      @bryancadents3559 2 года назад

      @@ABadassDragon except for Sekiro, just stand right up in their grill and deflect everything like a man possessed

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 2 года назад +1

      @@bryancadents3559 yea, dodging isnt really that usefull in Sekiro since you should deflect as much as you can

  • @ManoelAReis-wg8fq
    @ManoelAReis-wg8fq 2 года назад +2

    Loved this video! It's just hillarius! Thank you for always bringing us good content! Love you all 🇧🇷

  • @Seikyuu
    @Seikyuu 2 года назад

    Leveling up. Whether you get to choose your stats or roll for them, being able to objectively improve yourself is something I've always wanted.

  • @oldbittercraig3513
    @oldbittercraig3513 2 года назад

    Rosie and her "bouncy ball fun time"... when seeing her crouch all i could think was Ron Burgundy... "CANNONBALL!"

  • @aisforannihilation1662
    @aisforannihilation1662 2 года назад

    Robert Pearson, your narrative skills are truly appreciated. I tip my hat to thee!

  • @TheRoseThatKnows
    @TheRoseThatKnows 2 года назад +1

    Rosie was pure perfection in this video!

  • @Tony-qr8du
    @Tony-qr8du 2 года назад +9

    I just laughed way too hard out loud at Rosie's double jump...it be like that sometimes

  • @Zebula77
    @Zebula77 2 года назад

    Adding to the "tall grass" bit - hiding behind cover with your rifle/sword sticking up and being clearly visible, but nobody can see you still.

  • @JackalsIII
    @JackalsIII 2 года назад

    I’m loving all of the extra production!

  • @SkeletorTclaws
    @SkeletorTclaws 2 года назад +1

    Actually , a lot of things we do in games are like superpowers in real life. Fast travel and acquiring skills immediately by clicking on a book, tagging enemies so we can still see them behind walls. Infinite satchel. Pausing and changing equipment.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 2 года назад

      Fast travel would vastly cut down on my commute costs, and commute time.

  • @sper2557
    @sper2557 2 года назад +2

    Hanging on a ledge forever without losing grip. Or being able to parkour over ANYTHING!

  • @Erhannis
    @Erhannis 2 года назад

    6:55 ...Hang on, that actually looks like an ACCURATE depiction of lockpicking

  • @Captain_Ironbeard
    @Captain_Ironbeard 2 года назад +3

    I felt that with Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The lockpicking was outrageously hard to the point I never took anything that didn't rightfully belong to me (apart from the things I returned in a slightly altered way).

    • @stanettiels7367
      @stanettiels7367 2 года назад

      It’s ok when you level it up and get used to it. Your best bet is to just pick a village at night, wait for everyone to go to sleep and just pick every lock you can. Or the little farm you live in at the beginning with that baker and his granddaughter, the tutorial box he shows you can be repeatedly picked if you have enough picks. Just practice. What a great game though.

    • @persephoneunderground845
      @persephoneunderground845 Год назад

      I play on PC and didn't find it too difficult, but I heard on controllers the precision you need is a lot harder to get than with mouse and keyboard.

  • @ndld4955
    @ndld4955 2 года назад +1

    Anyone else think the bit with Rosie is trying to double jump is kinda.. cute.. Aww.
    lol🥰😋

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 2 года назад +2

    In video games characters can carry a large amount of stuff on their person even though in most cases they the wearing only a t-shirt and jeans imagine how useful that would be in real life.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 года назад

      In games like Minecraft you can literally carry enough dirt... in your pockets... to build a MOUNTAIN.

  • @weirdoku
    @weirdoku 2 года назад +1

    I'd like to see 7 scenes Rob re-enacts in real life.

  • @carabell188
    @carabell188 2 года назад +5

    If you're going to comment on the climbing then I will say you really can hide in long grass, if it's actually grass and not a tiny coppiced tree 😅. From experience doing butterfly surveys. Will make a lot of rustling though so still wouldn't be good for stealth.

  • @spresco9
    @spresco9 2 года назад +1

    I was literally playing that same widemaw quest in HFW today and feeling exactly this ridiculous. Of course, the nerfed agility of Aloy brought me right back down to earth pretty quick.

  • @PennTheGamer2.0
    @PennTheGamer2.0 2 года назад +3

    This looks awesome already. Thank you for the video.🙂

  • @d3mystic93
    @d3mystic93 2 года назад +4

    This is that Quiz's answer to what works in game but not irl. Dave: (You can't) K!ll people. Rob: ...You can do that in real life.
    Edit: I always wanted to wall run like the Prince from Prince of Persia.

  • @gabzsy4924
    @gabzsy4924 2 года назад +1

    Rob is so wrong about lock picking. If he knew how easy it is in real life he'd be surprised.

  • @Eckister
    @Eckister 2 года назад

    5:10 I loved the toilet in an Animals den (where you fight Rhino) in Cyberpunk 2077, where you walk to a toilet and find the word "BROKEN" written on the wall behind one of them in brown...

  • @JamesOKeefe-US
    @JamesOKeefe-US 2 года назад

    I swear this channel consistently makes me laugh and smile more than any others and we need it. Thank you PA!! 👍

  • @Ivotas
    @Ivotas 2 года назад +2

    It just took 22 seconds for me to burst out laughing. Great video guys.^^

  • @djdeej02
    @djdeej02 2 года назад

    Please keep up with Friday checklist and do it regularly. its my favorite and the only reason I keep checking your channel.

  • @paul28177
    @paul28177 2 года назад

    with tags you can easily add "markers" to all your items - you just have to use your phone to track them... so we do kinda have that in real life BUT it requires effort and money to tag everything

  • @apocalypsereading7117
    @apocalypsereading7117 2 года назад

    Rob's long grass entry blew my mind a bit - made me realise another reason why i love my favourite grass-less stealth games, too! if only we were all like velociraptors irl....

  • @alanquinney4645
    @alanquinney4645 2 года назад

    My black and white cat hides in tall grass in the back garden, you call him and is there waggling his and looking at you as to say ‘Ha, you can’t see me’ that’s like a cow in a field hiding in tall grass saying the same thing 😂

  • @carolstedry4737
    @carolstedry4737 2 года назад

    Rob's fury, the cutaways..*chef's kiss*

  • @SentiNel090
    @SentiNel090 2 года назад

    At the end (9:37) I was halfway expecting Dave to go:"Why is there egg on this plant?"

  • @torstenopohl
    @torstenopohl 2 года назад

    The sound when rob was picking his foot skin gave me goosebumps XD brilliant

  • @woteveruk1
    @woteveruk1 2 года назад

    i agree with daves idea of the vison/instinct mode and being able to find things but also
    ability to kill animals or smash pots and find money in them
    and ability to level up and get stronger or better at things as you level up, like skyrim, spend a few ingame days practicing blacksmithing, and you become a better blacksmith than the npcs who have spent their lives doing it, simply because you levelled up your skill
    also ability to use oversized weapons with ease,
    one herb or healing spray, or medical pack and instant full recovery, seriously wish i could heal that fast in real life

  • @TheWindii
    @TheWindii 2 года назад +1

    Rosie's attempt to bounce is fantastic!

  • @olibob203
    @olibob203 2 года назад +1

    Lockpicking lawer is the one to learn from if you want to know how to lockpick

  • @ff10fire666
    @ff10fire666 2 года назад +2

    Rob always makes a good video into an amazing video

  • @Benevolent182
    @Benevolent182 2 года назад +2

    Well I actually went paintballing once at a mountaintop and long grass worked well😅 I know because we use it for an ambush, it was pretty tall grass though😬

  • @gamemode3734
    @gamemode3734 2 года назад

    These videos just keep getting better ❤️❤️

  • @mr.e9502
    @mr.e9502 2 года назад

    • upgradable inventory
    • having 8 weapons on me at once
    • fast travel

  • @pain17ification_Ray_Smith
    @pain17ification_Ray_Smith Год назад

    0:20 The callbacks! 😂

  • @sashasoltys5805
    @sashasoltys5805 2 года назад +1

    You could fall asleep to Dave's voice. Its like Lurpak on some white Hovis bread...

  • @deathbykonami5487
    @deathbykonami5487 2 года назад

    An oldie but goodie: crouch walking and crawling around on your stomach. Video game characters can crouch walk and go prone for unlimited amounts of time. Try crouch walking in real life and you'd be lucky to last 5 minutes before your calves cramp up and your thighs feel like someone lit them on fire. As for going prone, the execution is far more powerful than the planning. [Crawler Mack after prone crawling for 30 minutes] "Seriously, you're definitely going to feel this in your shoulders and your back the next morning!"

  • @kotomidearu5788
    @kotomidearu5788 2 года назад +2

    Rosie's flexibility flex though 9:02

  • @psyraven76
    @psyraven76 2 года назад

    T.A.R.D.I.S. pants may be my new favourite term for an inventory system... Bravo, Rob, bravo! 👏

  • @lrstudio3221
    @lrstudio3221 2 года назад

    Reloading a weapon after firing 4 shots out of a 9 round mag and having the left over 5 miraculously pop back into your inventory!!
    Great vid. I could watch Rosie try to double jump all day. There's something mesmerizing about it.... 😲

    • @Eric-bq8nd
      @Eric-bq8nd 2 года назад +1

      Better still is firing four shots, reloading, AND THROWING THE MAG ON THE GROUND, only to have the remaining ammo magic itself into one of your apparently infinite supply of spare magazines.

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 2 года назад

    Rosie keeping that smile as she cannonballs into the floor!😂😂😂

  • @BobMak
    @BobMak 2 года назад

    I absolutely lost it when I saw pretzel Rosie. Honorable mention to the cool orange sweater and Nikes.

  • @Daptbecool
    @Daptbecool 2 года назад +1

    I think to me not only the long grass but the long crouch walks. You would need legs of steel. Another is not sleeping or really eating.

  • @nerdmommy7114
    @nerdmommy7114 2 года назад

    Earning trophies for something we achieved! Like running 10k steps, finding nth collectibles, finishing nth quests. No trophies in real life. No level ups. No final fantasy victory songs.

  • @danielelkadi3499
    @danielelkadi3499 2 года назад

    Awesome video. Very high provocation value!! 👍👍

  • @josephrigley8974
    @josephrigley8974 2 года назад +1

    Lock picking is actually disturbingly easy, breaking past a normal house door is child's play.

  • @neilclarkwork
    @neilclarkwork 2 года назад +1

    I definitely don’t find coins whenever I go into a shop and just start breaking everything there is.

  • @TheWindii
    @TheWindii 2 года назад +1

    Having unlimited stamina out of combat. I'd love to just jog anywhere without breaking a sweat.

  • @jamielee5695
    @jamielee5695 2 года назад

    love the Rob quiz reference. You guys really do he having your own lore going on

  • @thesteammachinepodcast
    @thesteammachinepodcast 2 года назад

    The climbing callback... brilliant

  • @WakenerOne
    @WakenerOne 2 года назад

    Actually, Rob . . . as someone who participates in the hobby of Unlocking, I have to break it to you: Lockpicking really *IS* that easy.
    Of course, you have to keep in mind the two Golden Rules of the hobby: 1. _Never pick a lock that you do not own._ 2. _Never pick a lock that is in use._ I suppose that holding to those rules would make it impossible to pick.

  • @kbcarte420
    @kbcarte420 2 года назад

    "Is that bald man pooping in the grass over there?"
    ~ People driving by probably

  • @melissagodwin1594
    @melissagodwin1594 2 года назад

    Honestly, Ash’s shirt is so amazing I’m having a hard time focusing on the actual content. 😂
    -or-
    Ash’s shirt is the content I came here for. 👌🏼
    It could go either way. 💙
    Oh, and Bladder of Steel?
    MY SISTAH!!! 🙌🏼
    Top notch FF, guys. 👍🏼

  • @RacingAtHome
    @RacingAtHome 2 года назад

    If you're looking for a Friday Feature around Trophies, "7 Trophies That Should Be More Than One Each." Or something along those lines.
    E.g. Close Shave where you have to get 15 Knife Flights and 50 Under the Bridges for the trophy instead of splitting them into 2.

  • @johnboyjj
    @johnboyjj 2 года назад

    Really enjoyed this! :)

  • @doggiewolfclaw
    @doggiewolfclaw 2 года назад

    The lock-picking segment was amazingly unhinged

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael 2 года назад

    "You're nice."
    "You have Amulet of Mara."
    "okay, we're married now. Make me a stew."

  • @le-grey-far-away
    @le-grey-far-away 2 года назад +1

    Man, this was a great episode

  • @Whalewraith
    @Whalewraith 2 года назад

    Lock picking kind of works like Skyrim though. Get your self a transparent lock. Once you can see whats happening its fairly spot on for padlocks.

  • @YuniorGamboa
    @YuniorGamboa 2 года назад

    Hahaha this video had me in stitches
    Great stuff

  • @leecormack2413
    @leecormack2413 2 года назад +1

    Triple flipping a car, landing, righting the car and THEN DRIVING AWAY!