I was one of those babies that they operated on with no anesthesia. I was born in 1981 and had my first operation before I was 24 hours old. While they stopped doing those kinds of surgeries in the early to mid 80s, I'd already had some major surgeries on my abdomen and left hip, among other areas. In my life I've about 74 surgeries. Part of the argument for them not using anesthesia was that the babies wouldn't remember the pain or procedure. They were correct. I don't remember those surgeries but I'd argue that my body/brain does. My mom said that if I was left alone in my crib, I would rarely cry. But as soon as anyone would pick me up, even just to hold me or give me a cuddle, I'd scream. She said it wasn't a normal cry but a horrible scream and as soon as she (or whoever) put me down, I'd be fine again. As I've gotten older, I do not like to be touched. I would instinctually flinch when anyone would touch me, even if it was just a casual arm or shoulder pat. Upon realizing that this was hurting people's feelings, as they thought they were doing something wrong, I've made myself stop but I reacted that way until I was in my mid-teens. I'm 39 years old now and I still don't like being touched. There are only a few people that I don't mind touching me. My father, my husband and my step-daughter are it, really and even then I'm not all that touchy feely. Thank goodness I'm not from an overly touchy feely family so hugs from my aunt or brother never really comes up. I didn't know this happened to me until I was an adult and my dad happened to mention it to me. It explained so much, at least for me.
I was born in 82 and when I was 2 I had to have stiches around my eye I remember them just pinning me down and start stitch me up same when i had to havea few teeth pulled out they just started pulling them out without any thing.
@@zephrite - I have scars (small ones) in my mouth from my old childhood dentist. My parents didn't know he was that rough and thought that I was just crying because I was a kid and hated the dentist. I had bad teeth from all the medications I was on as a kid (pain meds, antibiotics, etc) and I didn't learn how to swallow pills until I was around 12 or so so everything was liquid. So yeah ruined teeth equals lots of dentist trips. Anyway, finally the dentist said something to me while my mom was in the room. I was crying and didn't want him to do anything to me and he told me that if I didn't calm down he'd send my mom from the room and restrain me. He tells my mom that kids are much more willing to comply if their parents weren't in the room. At that point, my mom told him that we were done here and we left. I have no memory of this and only know about it because she told me years later.
Interesting. I was born in 1978 & was also operated on as an infant (hernia) with no anesthesia. The hernia was from being delivered with forceps - giant tweezers one clamps to the baby's head to yank them out - also something no longer done. Same here. I don't remember it but I do get awful migraines & also instinctively dislike touch. I thought it was just because most people are gross, but this is an interesting theory.
I will never complain again about my kids being super clingy and only allowing me to hold them. When I'd put them down, they would cry and be inconsolable. Made showers fun. I'd much rather live through that 100x then for one of them to have your experience. I'm truly, very sorry it happened to you.
Every " Fake Fact" episode should be written like the one when Danny made it a mix of real and fake stories and Simon would guess which were true and which were false. It was fun to guess along, and Simon seemed to enjoy it more than usual. Please make another one so we can Blaze along at home like the legends we are!
A guy who was found guilty of "sodomy" with a horse was tied to said horse and dumped into the harbour to drown at Cape Town sometime in the early 18th century. The whole case was rather dodgy and it is not clear if the guy was really guilty or if people just thought he was off because his parents were really disreputable, but in either case I always thought it was massively unfair to the horse.
I'm with Danny on the Brussel Sprouts. When I was growing up, they frequently appeared on my plate. My brother and I both disliked them. It lead to one solitary sprout appearing and us having to eat it under protest. We called it "the obligatory brussel sprout". Both my brother and I married people who love them and we can pawn the obligatory sprout onto our spouses. It is a long standing joke that their love of brussel sprouts is the real reason we chose our mates.
Growing up, I had a fear that I was going to lose an eye. Even as a child, I wanted to wear sun glasses, all the time, just to protect my eyes. When I was a young adult, my mom shared with me that I was born with a problem with my tear ducts and a procedure was done on them (no anesthetic). Of course I didn't remember the procedure, but I've always wondered if it had a long term effect on me. BTW, I outgrew it and don't worry about it any more, and brussel sprouts are delicious.
My child's first words were "toot" and up until she was eight she could only make high pitch blowing sounds. It wasn't until her first trip to the Opticians, stroking her finely old beard we realised... she was a whistler! My partner has been banned from watching Business Blaze ever since!
This goes right along with my life motto: always start with assuming that all people are idiots. Then, everything else is a pleasant surprise. Unfortunately, some people still manage to disappoint me.
If all people are idiots....then you are too. Assuming everybody but you is stupid is Egocentrism. Yes, the world is full of idiots but not *everybody* is one, otherwise Civilization couldn't function (hopefully we won't make it to Idiocracy levels.)
History textbooks in the future will have an entire chapter devoted to the Simon Whistler, who, by utilizing modern slave labor, conquered a full 75% of the RUclips algorithm.
Lol, I've been on a Business Blaze binge lately. The thought of seeing my little girl be born with a beard and glasses in a couple of weeks is cracking me up! Maybe I should order her some beard oil too!
My therapist regularly has said "just because *you* don't remember it doesn't mean *your body* doesn't". I don't remember much of my childhood but a lot of my trauma comes from some of the things I can't remember or can just barely remember (mom leaving when I was still pretty much a newborn) and my dad yelling a lot, spanking, and occasionally punching or kicking walls.
That story about eating communion wafers hits too close to home. As a kid they were my favorites, and when I was a teen I learned you could buy communion wafers at Christian stores. So I bought a box of 1000, they were delicious. I would just snack on them constantly. I got slot of comments but I just said since they weren’t consecrated I wasn’t sinning. Unrelated as a child I would drink holy water from the vatican ( we had a few bottles from a visit) and thought it would help boost my prayers. I was a special child.
Can we just turn every channel into a blaze xD Mega blaze, side blaze, criminal blaze, ect I love your content and this is by far my fav channel, just sucks having watched all episodes and being up to date xD
That thing about "children don't feel pain" was an issue with my sister. She required a pretty serious brain surgery in 1982, at just 6 months old. Although she was numbed with local anesthetic, she was fully awake as her skull, throat, chest, and belly were cut open to implant a shunt into the brain with a tube leading down the side of her neck, through her chest, and to her abdominal cavity to drain cerebral fluid backed up from hydrocephalus. You would think at 6 months old, she wouldn't remember, only she still does to this day. It was so traumatic, the memory of horror and confusion was burned into her mind. Through her early childhood, she had a severe phobia to the sound of metal utensils and would shriek if she heard silverware rattling. My mother didn't know why until my sister was old enough to talk and described her operation in graphic detail, how she was forced to lie there on the operating table, strapped down, fully awake, as the surgeon used the surgery utensils sitting on a metal tray to saw open her skull, cut open her body, and shove that tube along the entire length from brain to belly. She required two more brain surgeries before the United States recognized the need for anesthesia in children, but luckily her detailed description of the surgery TO THE SURGEON HIMSELF convinced the man to use general anesthesia on her. She and I both have very-early childhood memories from before we were a year old, which I would say was cool and maybe we have a superpower, except with both of us, they were traumatizing memories that left us with phobias for the rest of our lives. Never underestimate an infant. Even if they don't remember details due to immense trauma, early childhood leaves deep impressions.
A little while ago on reddit, I saw a someone on an askreddit thread talk about a Texas PR firm that decided to name its self "Strange Fruit". For anyone wondering why this is a terrible idea, "Strange Fruit" is also the name of a 1939 song that talks about lynching. The 'fruit' described in the song are the dead bodies of African-Americans. I immediately thought that story needed to be in a BB episode.
@@AndrewMitchell123 America isn't unusually worse. Slavery was legal and mandated in most of europe for several thousand years. Mass murder of specific ethnicities and colors was commonplace. The crusades were literally Catholics slaughtering muslims in europe. Stay obsessed.
@@D-Vinko yeah I know, the past was the worst everywhere... but I mean, like come on, even France and Britain got their shit together and outlawed slavery waaay before the North won in the American civil war... thats why I mentioned it I guess the religion bit, the Crusades. as far as I know, the only crusade in Europe was against pagans that lived in and around the Polish and German Baltic coast, massacred by the German Teuton knights, the rest of Crusades was directed mainly to Holy Land, against muslims and shit... so yeah, the Middle East... I dont know what are you talking about, since as far as I remember the caliphate in Spain was vanquished long before the Crusades even started... like its all shit, all religion is... really fuck that shit and everyone who still practices it... and talking about mass murder and genocide... yeah, that's gonna exist as long as there are f*cked up morons like hitler and their fucked up followers... Idk what are you on about anymore... I dont have anything against USA in particular, just against dickheads who used to, or still think, that anything as fucked up as slavery is, is okay according to them
From now on whenever I have a bag of Brussel sprouts I will yell "The power of christ compels you!" before I chuck each individual sprout into the pan. Wait, did I say pan? I meant trash bin, bc sprouts are vile.
Combine them with a good gravy. Belgian here: the traditional recipe is, you boil the sprouts, then fry them a bit with salt, pepper, butter and a little nutmeg if you like it; You fry sausages and make a gravy with them; Then serve all with a heap of mashed potatoes, the gravy goes on top of the sprouts, and every time you put a sprout on your fork, you put a bit of sausage on it as well. Makes them a lot more palatable. (Did you know, I was surprised when I heard that the typical vegetable kids refuse to eat in the US is broccoli. In Belgium, it's sprouts. I like broccoli... perhaps because when I was a kid, I was forced to eat sprouts XD)
@Gwyn and Gold How can a god be charged with a felony? All the "church goers" read of these truly horrendous killing etc but that was good because god called for it.
24:51 Simon and I are vibing!! There are some real perks to adulthood. Here's one of my favorites: I can get dinner from one restaurant, then go pick up a drink from another place, and dessert from a third place. I can then eat the dessert BEFORE dinner if I want.
Speed for yourself I am a Dick about my capitalism, except when I complain about other capitalists have more shit than me, like a good socialist! Actually I’m pretty much a dick no matter what fiscal theory I currently subscribe to.
@@gwick358😎A jealousy guarded Lotus since they went out. Gonna hate life (or find something kinda comparable) when I run out of spares. Already snapped the neck of the water trap and have it epoxied together….
I'm so excited! I ordered Rotting Turtle, was told it would arrive on Monday, and it's set to arrive today! I can't wait to smell like a mix between Simon's beard and a Rotting sea animal!
With regards to the anaesthesia/ pain killer question: I was given a lot of morphine when I dislocated my elbow. I remember getting an xray and then being surrounded by nurses and doctors whilst I was sat up on a bed, and then suddenly I was lying flat and my arm was warm. That jump in memories was me being administered morphine intravenously, having my bones shoved back into the elbow socket and the plaster being put on my arm - the warm feeling was the plaster setting. According to the nurse I'd been concious the whole time and screamed the place down when they pushed the bones back into place. I don't remember any of it thankfully. I then spent the night tripping on tramadol in a ward bed, which I wish I also didn't remember since that was an incredibly unpleasant experience. I just hope I don't need to go through anything like that again as I'm no longer able to have morphine (or tramadol, or a bunch of other strong pain killers and drugs) due to other medication I'm on. I just hope if I ever was in a situation requiring those kinds of drugs that the doctors and nurses could still do something to alleviate the pain. As far as I understand, general anaesthetic does render you unconcious (being "put under") as having a writhing, screaming patient would make surgery a helluva lot more difficult. Whilst local anaesthetic numbs the area but leaves your mind clear (like the injections the dentist gives you before a filling).
Roasting them slowly in the oven with olive oil, seasoning, and some rosemary sprigs is amazing. You sometimes have to tent them depending on how fast they’re burning vs caramelising. Served with some cracked pepper 🤌💋
I bake the hell out of them with hot sauce.... and once on a lark to mimic a practical joke, dipped them in home made chocolate frosting. The chocolate overwhelmed the sprouts.
Hey! This is my first episode of BB... Is Simon alright? Or has he finally snapped under the pressure of hosting all these awesome channels? Either way, I'm subscribing. Love this.
I’m so embarrassed to ask but where did the “Am I Right Peter” reference come from? I’m new to business blaze and sadly don’t understand all the OGBB references
@@amandam8609 the Am I Right, Peter phrase is actually relatively recent, from a few months ago. Can't remember the topic, but he decided to pretend as if he was talking to a specific person in the audience as if that applied to him. Peter was a random name and he if there was a Peter watching ,that it did apply to, it would freak him out. Later became a call out to stuff that's wrong, backwards, embarrassing etc
As a former NICU baby who hates needles, I don’t think I’ve ever met another former NICU baby who doesn’t also hate needles. We remember that shit deep down
So far my child seems fine with them, he does not even flinch or fuss. He was in NICU for a bit over three months tho so it was not too long. My 11 year old daughter is still terrified and she was never in NICU. Not saying it does not add to a persons memories. Just saying ever one is very different. I was also a NICU baby and I have never had issues with pain and hospital visits.
I had a friend who was very sick as a baby and had several surgeries and other stuff done to help her. She is very scared of needles, she would pass out a few times before vaccinations and once she almost fainted when her finger touched a thorn when we where sitting on some grass. Even if you don't have memories of it your subconscious remembers
@Simon, how about a shirt with the SW neon sign with a bit of the brick pattern squared out behind it on the front and a list of your channels on the back? I would definitely order at least one of those and wear it to help promote your channels like the o.g. legend that I am. DO IT FACT BOY!!!
I mean yeah one of the freakiest things I’ve learned recently is that we don’t actually reaaaally understand what anesthetic does in our brains? Or like, why it works? So it’s actually super possible that it’s more of an amnesia-inducer than an actual painkiller
You have no idea how much I truly embrace the fact that I can buy anything in the store I want no matter how ridiculous if I want Hersey chocolate cream pie for breakfast then that’s what imma have and it is fucking glorious
My school didn't really have a sex ed class per se. Aside from a 2-hour discussion in 6th grade, all we had was 9th grade health class and 10th grade biology. After that we had an 11th grade "parenting" class. Yes, an entire semester devoted to being told how to raise children. And, of course 12th grade social problems class, which only touched on sex.
@@magic8ball1982 hey do you know about the Erasmus program on Germany? You can send your kids to University here for free. Just give them some basic German course. I have alot of women form Africa in my uni who's mom's did this. Uni is expensive in America. Be save don't get sick ❤️
You had "touching on sex" problem class? Now that does sound like safe sex. I was in hospital recently, the doctor said it was touch and go, If I touch one more nurse, out I'll go...
I don't know if I'm that sleep deprived or if this is the really the funniest BB episode I've seen so far. Between screaming brains, Pluto being put to sleep, pigs convicted of crimes, demonic brussel sprouts and Simon questioning his sanity, I've just lost my shit too often to be normal.
I don't think we'll ever stop eating meat, but I think (given that we've already done this, the technology is just rare and expensive right now) we will be growing meat in labs instead of raising it. I think "real" meat will still exist, but I think it will become more of a delicacy. I also think (using the same technology) in the future there will be no organ transplants...the technology to grow organs will be so cheap and available that the idea we ever had to wait for someone to die/offer an organ to get one will be bizarre.
It's amazing what people will shove inside themselves back in the 1800's for tik tok fame lol. And just imagine your baby born with Simon's head, terrifying!
it isn't just the past. people shove all kinds of things into themselves for fame. Rofl. Waaaitt a minute. we need to get a blaze boi dil----ahmm member put on the shelve behind simon.....hmmm we can call it the blaze boi douche award.
Depends on the level of anaesthesia. I've had a number of ERCPs and they will sedate (so just on the edge) with a mix of pain relief and benzodiazipine which should aid in not forming new memories. However, in the moment, the experience is still felt and not... pleasant. My tolerance is high due to genetics, and in the past their doses have been inadequate: the pain, as they were inflating a duct to my pancreas, cut through the sedatives and I have very much kept the memories of it. And ERCPs are relatively non-invasive. Surgery, though, it's about shutting down pathways so the brain just doesn't register it; no memories, no dreams, nothingness - just about brain dead. Anaesthetists, where their skill is almost more of an art than science, have become really good at this, so the days of being locked in during surgery - awake with sensation, but without movement, like the worst old hag syndrome ever, is thankfully extremely rare (coupled with brainwave monitoring, if you're paranoid about the remote possibility). Post-operative pain control from a laparotomy, though... If they recommend an epidural, don't be a martyr, damn we'll take it and everything else they offer. Blissfully floating on a cotton wool cloud with slight aches vs. screaming throughout the night writhing in white hot searing pain. Yes, someone who had just gone through the same procedure as me opted against the epidural. Not just a rough night for them, but anyone else who could hear the screams and whimpering.
Epidurals can also cause long term problems. I have issues with my spine and nerves because of an epidural done wrong. I would happily forgo the epidural and endure the pain that would have gone away from the procedure versus the lifetime of pain and issues I deal with daily.
Fun fact: during the 1990s, Dutch agronomists hybridized Brussels sprouts to produce a less bitter variety. So, if you're over thirty, they are less bitter-tasting than they were in your childhood.
Beardblaze oils are fantastic for scalp hair. I use them on my thin, damaged hair (malnutrition) and it’s great!! I also use the sensitive one on my daughter’s super long hair, at the ends where it gets dry too. Strongly recommend it to anyone with any hair on their skull.
So when I was 15 I was hit by a car and it completely twisted my ankle upside down so the bottom of my foot was facing up n I hit my head on the pavement so hard they were afraid to put me under to set my ankle so they gave me an amnesia drug that makes you immediately forget things but I was awake. My mother said she heard my bloody screams but I don't remember any of it.
I'm gonna tell you how to cook good tasting sprouts, most people boil em, that's garbage. Most boiled vegetables are. You cut it in half just along the stem and fry it in garlic and salted butter. It'll be delicious, and... Healthy enough.
I know I'm coming to this two years late, but an ad broke in with perfect timing. There's a local company called Cex (pronounced 'sex') and their ad begins with a loud, electronic voice saying "CEX!" However it came right in the midst of the sex ed anecdote, with all the animal mating leading up to the human one, and just when Simon was reaching the punchline the video screams "SEX!" Touche, RUclips algorithm, touche.
Bake your brussel sprouts cut in half and coated in olive oil. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. They're bitchin. Leave out the demons of course. They sour the flavor.
Saddest recipe ever: Cole slaw for one: take one large Brussel sprout, one shallot and one small carrot, grate coarsely, add small spoon of mayonnaise & stir. I heard it on a radio show “call in with unique your recipes”, I cried with a mix of laughter & sadness ‘cos really, a brussel sprout...🤣
Casual Criminalist is how I first discovered the Whistlervers in earnest so I'm not a stranger to at times hyperactive and thread losing Simon but this might be the first Brain Blaze I've found, and it's certainly the most hyperactive I've seen Simon. Like I'm legit worried... it feels like it's 3 am after a long week and he's mixed some speed with his coffee at the peak of a mental breakdown and I'm here for it. Also first time I've seen him standing. Simon continues to impress me with his range of talents and hobbies.
There were many cases of infants dying from the trauma of being operated on without pain relief. Infants can suffer from PTSD as result of trauma suffered before they are able to put to words. My own father talked about having stitches to an injury at two without any medication. It gave him a lifelong fear of needles.
Me and Danny with the brussel sprouts. My mother used to hide them under the mashed potato, as if I would accidentally eat them and not notice. These days, I discovered if you roast the damn things they are actually quite good.
Been in healthcare since '81. That crazy shit about babies not feeling pain was real. I remember the fight for anesthesia. Amazing how preemies started doing well when we stopped torturing them!
My sons were born in 1982 and 1984. I wouldn't have cared what any doctor had told me...if either of them had needed a surgical procedure, they WOULD have received anesthetic!! I decided before they were born, that if they were boys, I wouldn't get them circumcised. Despite my family doctor completely agreeing with my decision, after each of their births, I had doctors from the hospital trying to convince me to have the procedure done. I made my decision based on the fact that I felt that it was completely unnecessary...and the fact that they perform circumcisions on newborns without anesthetic was absolutely horrifying to me.
Mr Wagner wasn’t nearly that harsh. I had history professor in high school who got fed up with my fat friend never doing his homework, one day when he asked my friend if he had his homework and received the normal “no”, my tall lanky professor looked him deadpan in the eyes and asked… “did you eat it?”. The whole room went dead silent except for the one jerk dying laughing in the middle of the room. That jerk was me… no regertz
Haha I'll *never* forget the first time I went actual grocery shopping, not just grabbing a few things. The feeling of being able to choose whatever I wanted was awesome. I felt so mature and free!
I had a friend who visited the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, and there was a bowl of holy water at the entrance. She suddenly wondered what it tasted like and dipped her fingers in and tasted it. It didn’t taste any different from water, but then she suddenly realized that thousands of people had dipped their fingers into that bowl that day and there were likely a litany of dangerous microbes festering in it. She got quite ill, but she survived.
the potential monsters society created performing surgery without anesthesia on infants is beyond staggering. Maybe some, maybe most shut it away in the recesses of their minds, but what neurological trauma that kind of blinding pain could cause... that could be a sub-genre of psychiatry in its self.
If the prefix re means back or again and lease means to receive property for a period of time in exchange for remuneration, why does release mean the opposite of re-lease?
@@alexandershin413 that's the thing, you already have! It's like the single frame of the penis in Fight Club- you saw it, but it was so fast you don't remember it.
Simon, go down to the Blazement and give Danny a big basket of Brussel sprouts with his water and breadcrumbs dinner and say i mentioned it as a reward for that 'no painkillers for babies in the US' factoid. seriously, you guys just opened my EFFING eyes and blew my mind. born in '76 here in the USA and i had no gdamn idea the things that happened to me as a child were due to that. even as an over 40 guy now? i was totally and completely unaware kids didn't get knocked out back then! so at what age did kids start feeling pain? 1 year? 2? older? i remember my parents asking me if something hurt or if i had a booboo or giving me some iodine for a skinned knee and a bandaid and my mom and dad blowing on the burning painfilled iodine-stained wound to 'make it feel better'. so, how universal was this idea that youngsters didn't feel pain? was spanking and caning and beating your kid ok because they didn't feel pain? reading these comments i see older parents talking and folks my age discussing horrific childhood surgery nightmares and such. and a few folks talking about how their parents didn't like the no painkillers or anesthetics rules.
People actually believe simon once had hair, when in actually his beard just used to cover his head until he threw it in the basement to write for him, starting his career
He had hair, but only a meager beard until Danny bearded him so severely with an introduction of 20 pages that Simon's hair can only grow as a beard now. Allegedly.
There's a type of anesthesia called Twilight Anesthesia; its used when they need a patient partially conscious (like for throat scopes, which is why I had it). The way it was explained to me is that it would cause me to be super relaxed but able to respond to commands for movement or whatever and that I would never remember the operation. I didn't so I guess it works.
I wish someone who had never seen Simon would find a random BB video and comment 😂. It was funny enough when someone in the Simon FB group read some comments on the site and was like PRISONERS? WTF
@@AndrewMitchell123 why would day? He's keeping British citizens hostage in Prague. MI5 or the Czech police can show up. That's the prisoners can never go free!
@@stephjovi MI5 rather, I wouldn't count much on our police, they are either lazy or incompetent most of the times... or Interpol maybe since we are talking Europe...
There's still remnants of the babies don't feel pain thing. People often claim that circumcision doesn't hurt babies much. When actually if he's not screaming it's probably because he went into shock.
Your ad read reminded me to use some of my Beard Blaze oil. When you first advertised it I ordered some, and some was already sold out. It's good stuff for sure.
I was one of those babies that they operated on with no anesthesia. I was born in 1981 and had my first operation before I was 24 hours old. While they stopped doing those kinds of surgeries in the early to mid 80s, I'd already had some major surgeries on my abdomen and left hip, among other areas. In my life I've about 74 surgeries. Part of the argument for them not using anesthesia was that the babies wouldn't remember the pain or procedure. They were correct. I don't remember those surgeries but I'd argue that my body/brain does. My mom said that if I was left alone in my crib, I would rarely cry. But as soon as anyone would pick me up, even just to hold me or give me a cuddle, I'd scream. She said it wasn't a normal cry but a horrible scream and as soon as she (or whoever) put me down, I'd be fine again. As I've gotten older, I do not like to be touched. I would instinctually flinch when anyone would touch me, even if it was just a casual arm or shoulder pat. Upon realizing that this was hurting people's feelings, as they thought they were doing something wrong, I've made myself stop but I reacted that way until I was in my mid-teens. I'm 39 years old now and I still don't like being touched. There are only a few people that I don't mind touching me. My father, my husband and my step-daughter are it, really and even then I'm not all that touchy feely. Thank goodness I'm not from an overly touchy feely family so hugs from my aunt or brother never really comes up.
I didn't know this happened to me until I was an adult and my dad happened to mention it to me. It explained so much, at least for me.
I was born in 82 and when I was 2 I had to have stiches around my eye I remember them just pinning me down and start stitch me up same when i had to havea few teeth pulled out they just started pulling them out without any thing.
@@zephrite - I have scars (small ones) in my mouth from my old childhood dentist. My parents didn't know he was that rough and thought that I was just crying because I was a kid and hated the dentist. I had bad teeth from all the medications I was on as a kid (pain meds, antibiotics, etc) and I didn't learn how to swallow pills until I was around 12 or so so everything was liquid. So yeah ruined teeth equals lots of dentist trips. Anyway, finally the dentist said something to me while my mom was in the room. I was crying and didn't want him to do anything to me and he told me that if I didn't calm down he'd send my mom from the room and restrain me. He tells my mom that kids are much more willing to comply if their parents weren't in the room. At that point, my mom told him that we were done here and we left. I have no memory of this and only know about it because she told me years later.
I'm just curious and you certainly can tell me to take a long walk off a short pier, but you put up your story. What were all those surgeries for?
Interesting. I was born in 1978 & was also operated on as an infant (hernia) with no anesthesia. The hernia was from being delivered with forceps - giant tweezers one clamps to the baby's head to yank them out - also something no longer done. Same here. I don't remember it but I do get awful migraines & also instinctively dislike touch. I thought it was just because most people are gross, but this is an interesting theory.
I will never complain again about my kids being super clingy and only allowing me to hold them. When I'd put them down, they would cry and be inconsolable. Made showers fun. I'd much rather live through that 100x then for one of them to have your experience. I'm truly, very sorry it happened to you.
Well, either Fact Boi's ADD is acting up or a new supply of 'Blaze' has arrived from Medellin, Columbia. Or both...
Every " Fake Fact" episode should be written like the one when Danny made it a mix of real and fake stories and Simon would guess which were true and which were false. It was fun to guess along, and Simon seemed to enjoy it more than usual. Please make another one so we can Blaze along at home like the legends we are!
Seconded
@@MelniaShadow Thirded. It is decided!
@@Mister_MS.PAC-MAN
I'm adding a 4th just to be sure
Make it fifth here
6th.
Me: "What is wrong with me? Could it be my life choices, leading to sleep deprivation and stress?"
Blaze Boi "No! It's a mental disease!"
Has anyone else also noticed that the "intro" before Simon's "intro" before Danny's intro is also becoming longer?
A guy who was found guilty of "sodomy" with a horse was tied to said horse and dumped into the harbour to drown at Cape Town sometime in the early 18th century. The whole case was rather dodgy and it is not clear if the guy was really guilty or if people just thought he was off because his parents were really disreputable, but in either case I always thought it was massively unfair to the horse.
Yeah, the Bible says you must kill the animal too in cases of bestiality, so you hear a lot of stories like that from the past.
Imagine getting fucked and then thrown off a cliff! Where was PETA?
Horses are asking for it the dirty mare!
@@andrewjackson82 That's right. It's called victim blaming & it works across all species. What, are horses better than people? Are they dogs now?
@@joab757 probably tying the rope to the horse.
"I still make money on that because im a good capitalist at heart" best ad read quote ever
I struggled to updoot, and make it 70, but had to
😂😂😂
"Buy this and I'll do more stupid sh*t with my life"
C'mon, Simon, we all know you're going to do that, regardless of what we buy.
true, but giving him money means he has more resources to do it!
😎 is that a new O.G.B.B. Shirt? Must buy new shirt that know one understands(seriously I’ll buy the latest shirt…)
exactly!
Didn't I see you sitting on a bench in Pula JJ?
I don’t have a beard but I ordered some for my girlfriend! She’s gonna love it!
Let us know how it tastes!
@@GuntherRommel she you mean
I'm sure her boyfriend will appreciate the gift.
@@dustinwinstead8937 😂😂😂
I've got a few questions about this comment but I'm not going to ask them because I'm afraid of what the answer is
T-shirt proposal. Front: "AM I *RIGHT*, PETER?" Back: "No."
No could be on the back. Or "Allegedly" 😂
I'm with Danny on the Brussel Sprouts. When I was growing up, they frequently appeared on my plate. My brother and I both disliked them. It lead to one solitary sprout appearing and us having to eat it under protest. We called it "the obligatory brussel sprout". Both my brother and I married people who love them and we can pawn the obligatory sprout onto our spouses. It is a long standing joke that their love of brussel sprouts is the real reason we chose our mates.
Growing up, I had a fear that I was going to lose an eye. Even as a child, I wanted to wear sun glasses, all the time, just to protect my eyes. When I was a young adult, my mom shared with me that I was born with a problem with my tear ducts and a procedure was done on them (no anesthetic). Of course I didn't remember the procedure, but I've always wondered if it had a long term effect on me. BTW, I outgrew it and don't worry about it any more, and brussel sprouts are delicious.
It is terrifying babies were misunderstood in that way until the 1980s.
Right? I was born a short time after that, can't imagine what the NICU would have been like 😱
Is Simon’s ADHD getting worse or is it just the cocaine?
He's probably just tired, it makes ADHD worse.
The cocaine is getting better!
Yes
@Gwyn and Gold 🤣🤣😆
Might be the lack of cocaine..
My child's first words were "toot" and up until she was eight she could only make high pitch blowing sounds. It wasn't until her first trip to the Opticians, stroking her finely old beard we realised... she was a whistler! My partner has been banned from watching Business Blaze ever since!
Nice to see you have taken the responsibility upon you to watch them! Someone has to bring home the blaze!
Raid: Shadow Legends doesn't work on insects, but it does keep humans away
I’ll never play that game just because of how their ads are all over every video on YT
😎 I’ll never play because Simon did us a favor by playing it on a recent BB…it looks lame. Your sacrifice is deeply appreciated Simon.
This goes right along with my life motto: always start with assuming that all people are idiots. Then, everything else is a pleasant surprise. Unfortunately, some people still manage to disappoint me.
most ppl have just hit rock bottom... and started digging
Yes, we must all please you mate. Hail Dan the Ginger!
There was a line from a poem or something that was like "You set the bar so low and then seem proud when you fail to reach it." Yeah. THOSE people.
@@TitularHeroine LOLOLOL ya!
If all people are idiots....then you are too. Assuming everybody but you is stupid is Egocentrism. Yes, the world is full of idiots but not *everybody* is one, otherwise Civilization couldn't function (hopefully we won't make it to Idiocracy levels.)
"RUclips was founded by Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, & Jawed Karim." - False. YT was founded by Simon Whistler. 😂😂🤣
It wasn't founded by him, just improved
By "founded", you mean "grounded", right?
History textbooks in the future will have an entire chapter devoted to the Simon Whistler, who, by utilizing modern slave labor, conquered a full 75% of the RUclips algorithm.
Perfected
@@saemi74 the true big brain!!
Lol, I've been on a Business Blaze binge lately. The thought of seeing my little girl be born with a beard and glasses in a couple of weeks is cracking me up! Maybe I should order her some beard oil too!
My therapist regularly has said "just because *you* don't remember it doesn't mean *your body* doesn't". I don't remember much of my childhood but a lot of my trauma comes from some of the things I can't remember or can just barely remember (mom leaving when I was still pretty much a newborn) and my dad yelling a lot, spanking, and occasionally punching or kicking walls.
That story about eating communion wafers hits too close to home. As a kid they were my favorites, and when I was a teen I learned you could buy communion wafers at Christian stores. So I bought a box of 1000, they were delicious. I would just snack on them constantly. I got slot of comments but I just said since they weren’t consecrated I wasn’t sinning. Unrelated as a child I would drink holy water from the vatican ( we had a few bottles from a visit) and thought it would help boost my prayers. I was a special child.
PRAYER BOOSTER 9000
Can we just turn every channel into a blaze xD
Mega blaze, side blaze, criminal blaze, ect
I love your content and this is by far my fav channel, just sucks having watched all episodes and being up to date xD
TopBlaze/BlazeTenz would be pretty cool
Today I Blazed Out
@@freontec BioBlaze and GeoBlaze would be pretty cool
Should just change his name to Blaze Blazer. Dopest name ever
It's time for him to just create his own network.
BlazeTube, now with more basement serfdom.
How much whiskey has Simon poured into that coke can?😂😂😂
It’s not the whiskey in the coke. It’s just the coke.
You mean cocain
@@peterrusanoff1010 AM I RIGHT PETER!?
@@DrivenChannel Simon's right. now stop wearing out my name god damn it
No whisky, just cocaine
Ever since I found Simon I dont have time to watch tv anymore. Lol
Who needs TV when you have SimonTube
You're better for it, Nicole. Blaze is Love. Blaze is Life.
That thing about "children don't feel pain" was an issue with my sister. She required a pretty serious brain surgery in 1982, at just 6 months old. Although she was numbed with local anesthetic, she was fully awake as her skull, throat, chest, and belly were cut open to implant a shunt into the brain with a tube leading down the side of her neck, through her chest, and to her abdominal cavity to drain cerebral fluid backed up from hydrocephalus.
You would think at 6 months old, she wouldn't remember, only she still does to this day. It was so traumatic, the memory of horror and confusion was burned into her mind.
Through her early childhood, she had a severe phobia to the sound of metal utensils and would shriek if she heard silverware rattling. My mother didn't know why until my sister was old enough to talk and described her operation in graphic detail, how she was forced to lie there on the operating table, strapped down, fully awake, as the surgeon used the surgery utensils sitting on a metal tray to saw open her skull, cut open her body, and shove that tube along the entire length from brain to belly.
She required two more brain surgeries before the United States recognized the need for anesthesia in children, but luckily her detailed description of the surgery TO THE SURGEON HIMSELF convinced the man to use general anesthesia on her.
She and I both have very-early childhood memories from before we were a year old, which I would say was cool and maybe we have a superpower, except with both of us, they were traumatizing memories that left us with phobias for the rest of our lives.
Never underestimate an infant. Even if they don't remember details due to immense trauma, early childhood leaves deep impressions.
A little while ago on reddit, I saw a someone on an askreddit thread talk about a Texas PR firm that decided to name its self "Strange Fruit". For anyone wondering why this is a terrible idea, "Strange Fruit" is also the name of a 1939 song that talks about lynching. The 'fruit' described in the song are the dead bodies of African-Americans. I immediately thought that story needed to be in a BB episode.
😲😲 it was in Austin, that surprises me.
yeah, just another reason why the past was the worst, as Simon likes to say... esp in America (USA)...
@@AndrewMitchell123 America isn't unusually worse.
Slavery was legal and mandated in most of europe for several thousand years.
Mass murder of specific ethnicities and colors was commonplace.
The crusades were literally Catholics slaughtering muslims in europe.
Stay obsessed.
@@D-Vinko yeah I know, the past was the worst everywhere... but I mean, like come on, even France and Britain got their shit together and outlawed slavery waaay before the North won in the American civil war... thats why I mentioned it I guess
the religion bit, the Crusades. as far as I know, the only crusade in Europe was against pagans that lived in and around the Polish and German Baltic coast, massacred by the German Teuton knights, the rest of Crusades was directed mainly to Holy Land, against muslims and shit... so yeah, the Middle East... I dont know what are you talking about, since as far as I remember the caliphate in Spain was vanquished long before the Crusades even started...
like its all shit, all religion is... really fuck that shit and everyone who still practices it...
and talking about mass murder and genocide... yeah, that's gonna exist as long as there are f*cked up morons like hitler and their fucked up followers...
Idk what are you on about anymore... I dont have anything against USA in particular, just against dickheads who used to, or still think, that anything as fucked up as slavery is, is okay according to them
I don't even read the titles anymore. Click video, SMASH that like button, then proceed to Blaze brightly.
Same. BB is a guaranteed blast, regardless the topic.
From now on whenever I have a bag of Brussel sprouts I will yell "The power of christ compels you!" before I chuck each individual sprout into the pan.
Wait, did I say pan? I meant trash bin, bc sprouts are vile.
With bacon almost anything is amazing. I say almost anything, because bacon tofu sounds horrible.
@@christinebenson518 Yeah they are also edible with peanut/satay sauce, bc as long as you don't taste them they are edible 😂
Or tasty, tasty butter!
Combine them with a good gravy. Belgian here: the traditional recipe is, you boil the sprouts, then fry them a bit with salt, pepper, butter and a little nutmeg if you like it; You fry sausages and make a gravy with them; Then serve all with a heap of mashed potatoes, the gravy goes on top of the sprouts, and every time you put a sprout on your fork, you put a bit of sausage on it as well. Makes them a lot more palatable. (Did you know, I was surprised when I heard that the typical vegetable kids refuse to eat in the US is broccoli. In Belgium, it's sprouts. I like broccoli... perhaps because when I was a kid, I was forced to eat sprouts XD)
Imagining a cat going on trial and giving the judge and jury one of those FU looks
@Gwyn and Gold How can a god be charged with a felony?
All the "church goers" read of these truly horrendous killing etc but that was good because god called for it.
The cat is asked to swear on the Bible, but just pushes it off the table and glares at the bailiff.
24:51 Simon and I are vibing!! There are some real perks to adulthood. Here's one of my favorites: I can get dinner from one restaurant, then go pick up a drink from another place, and dessert from a third place. I can then eat the dessert BEFORE dinner if I want.
Welcome to beard blaze where we are capitalists pigs, but we’re not dicks about it.
Speed for yourself I am a Dick about my capitalism, except when I complain about other capitalists have more shit than me, like a good socialist!
Actually I’m pretty much a dick no matter what fiscal theory I currently subscribe to.
I too like Blaze oil, just a drastically different kind
I make my own with an Extractcraft concentrator. Blaze on brother.
😎I haven’t done blaze oil, still illegal here…that’s fine though. I can blaze uh…alternatively…blazing nuggets in my Lotus
@@markkarasik2211 Well, nuggets are just as illegal. Blazing oil doesn't have the smell though. Good on ya having a Lotus.
@@gwick358😎A jealousy guarded Lotus since they went out. Gonna hate life (or find something kinda comparable) when I run out of spares. Already snapped the neck of the water trap and have it epoxied together….
@@markkarasik2211 Ahh the joys of owning a British car. I feel for you. I have an MG. Drive for an hour, work on it for three. Love it.
I'm so excited! I ordered Rotting Turtle, was told it would arrive on Monday, and it's set to arrive today! I can't wait to smell like a mix between Simon's beard and a Rotting sea animal!
I'm so excited for you!!🌻
With regards to the anaesthesia/ pain killer question: I was given a lot of morphine when I dislocated my elbow. I remember getting an xray and then being surrounded by nurses and doctors whilst I was sat up on a bed, and then suddenly I was lying flat and my arm was warm. That jump in memories was me being administered morphine intravenously, having my bones shoved back into the elbow socket and the plaster being put on my arm - the warm feeling was the plaster setting. According to the nurse I'd been concious the whole time and screamed the place down when they pushed the bones back into place. I don't remember any of it thankfully. I then spent the night tripping on tramadol in a ward bed, which I wish I also didn't remember since that was an incredibly unpleasant experience. I just hope I don't need to go through anything like that again as I'm no longer able to have morphine (or tramadol, or a bunch of other strong pain killers and drugs) due to other medication I'm on. I just hope if I ever was in a situation requiring those kinds of drugs that the doctors and nurses could still do something to alleviate the pain.
As far as I understand, general anaesthetic does render you unconcious (being "put under") as having a writhing, screaming patient would make surgery a helluva lot more difficult. Whilst local anaesthetic numbs the area but leaves your mind clear (like the injections the dentist gives you before a filling).
Chop the brussel sprouts in half. Cover lightly in oil and seasoning if desired. Bake until crispy on baking sheet at 350 or similar.
Delicious!
Roasting them slowly in the oven with olive oil, seasoning, and some rosemary sprigs is amazing. You sometimes have to tent them depending on how fast they’re burning vs caramelising. Served with some cracked pepper 🤌💋
Instructions were unclear and i ended up giving my weggies 350 celsius and it burned my kitchen down
I bake the hell out of them with hot sauce.... and once on a lark to mimic a practical joke, dipped them in home made chocolate frosting. The chocolate overwhelmed the sprouts.
@@patrickmccurry1563 if I learned anything from watching Good Mythical Morning for a few years, it’s that chocolate hides a lot of sins.
therachelsam Well said, fellow Mythical Beast! We’re still good!
Hey! This is my first episode of BB... Is Simon alright? Or has he finally snapped under the pressure of hosting all these awesome channels? Either way, I'm subscribing. Love this.
When's the "AM I RIGHT, PETER?!" t-shirt?
I’m so embarrassed to ask but where did the “Am I Right Peter” reference come from? I’m new to business blaze and sadly don’t understand all the OGBB references
@@amandam8609 the Am I Right, Peter phrase is actually relatively recent, from a few months ago. Can't remember the topic, but he decided to pretend as if he was talking to a specific person in the audience as if that applied to him. Peter was a random name and he if there was a Peter watching ,that it did apply to, it would freak him out. Later became a call out to stuff that's wrong, backwards, embarrassing etc
@@old_man_fran thanks!
I saw them. They’re here!
@@mangot589 I know! I'm getting one later. 👍
Simon, I hope both your teacher, and Mr Wagner, see this episode, so they can see what their depravity led to.
Watching business blaze has made me wish my parents named me Peter
Isn't that right PETER!!!!
Watching business blazd has caused me to legally change my name to Peter. Checkmate
It's like SW is talking to ME!
I'm Peter. Yes, Peter Griffin...
Trust me, it's annoying....!!!
As a former NICU baby who hates needles, I don’t think I’ve ever met another former NICU baby who doesn’t also hate needles. We remember that shit deep down
So far my child seems fine with them, he does not even flinch or fuss. He was in NICU for a bit over three months tho so it was not too long.
My 11 year old daughter is still terrified and she was never in NICU.
Not saying it does not add to a persons memories. Just saying ever one is very different. I was also a NICU baby and I have never had issues with pain and hospital visits.
NICU would probably be quite stressful even with all the anesthetic in the world.
I had a friend who was very sick as a baby and had several surgeries and other stuff done to help her. She is very scared of needles, she would pass out a few times before vaccinations and once she almost fainted when her finger touched a thorn when we where sitting on some grass. Even if you don't have memories of it your subconscious remembers
Former NICU baby. Was there quite a while. Don't feel any sort of particular way about needles.
I swear to God Simon I need that "AM I RIGHT PETER?!?" shirt in my life
I don't....!!!
I need one to wear to meetings - one of the colleagues I have meetings with everyday is a Peter....
@Simon, how about a shirt with the SW neon sign with a bit of the brick pattern squared out behind it on the front and a list of your channels on the back?
I would definitely order at least one of those and wear it to help promote your channels like the o.g. legend that I am. DO IT FACT BOY!!!
I don't think any shirt could fit the list. That, and he'd have to update the design weekly to include whatever new channels he started that week.
I mean yeah one of the freakiest things I’ve learned recently is that we don’t actually reaaaally understand what anesthetic does in our brains? Or like, why it works? So it’s actually super possible that it’s more of an amnesia-inducer than an actual painkiller
You have no idea how much I truly embrace the fact that I can buy anything in the store I want no matter how ridiculous if I want Hersey chocolate cream pie for breakfast then that’s what imma have and it is fucking glorious
My school didn't really have a sex ed class per se. Aside from a 2-hour discussion in 6th grade, all we had was 9th grade health class and 10th grade biology. After that we had an 11th grade "parenting" class. Yes, an entire semester devoted to being told how to raise children. And, of course 12th grade social problems class, which only touched on sex.
I assume a dominantly white school on America or south Africa?,,🤐
@@marcbeebee6969 Yep. Wisconsin
@@magic8ball1982 hey do you know about the Erasmus program on Germany? You can send your kids to University here for free. Just give them some basic German course. I have alot of women form Africa in my uni who's mom's did this.
Uni is expensive in America. Be save don't get sick ❤️
@@marcbeebee6969 Don't have kids so it's moot.
You had "touching on sex" problem class? Now that does sound like safe sex.
I was in hospital recently, the doctor said it was touch and go, If I touch one more nurse, out I'll go...
I don't know if I'm that sleep deprived or if this is the really the funniest BB episode I've seen so far.
Between screaming brains, Pluto being put to sleep, pigs convicted of crimes, demonic brussel sprouts and Simon questioning his sanity, I've just lost my shit too often to be normal.
I don't think we'll ever stop eating meat, but I think (given that we've already done this, the technology is just rare and expensive right now) we will be growing meat in labs instead of raising it. I think "real" meat will still exist, but I think it will become more of a delicacy. I also think (using the same technology) in the future there will be no organ transplants...the technology to grow organs will be so cheap and available that the idea we ever had to wait for someone to die/offer an organ to get one will be bizarre.
They're already growing human organs in pigs through genetic editing. Look it up
Agreed.
I love how the catchphrases are completely unscripted and accidental, like that one BB video where “Am I right Peter?” originated.
Speak for yerself.....!!!
Simon, the ladies need their own version of Beard Blaze.
Bush Blaze. You're welcome.
Sounds like an equatorial STI :D
It's amazing what people will shove inside themselves back in the 1800's for tik tok fame lol. And just imagine your baby born with Simon's head, terrifying!
I'd be damn impressed with their beard.
it isn't just the past. people shove all kinds of things into themselves for fame. Rofl. Waaaitt a minute. we need to get a blaze boi dil----ahmm member put on the shelve behind simon.....hmmm we can call it the blaze boi douche award.
Dear, Simon Big Brain, it's "Mr. Kim". Kim is Kim Jong Un's family name.
Depends on the level of anaesthesia. I've had a number of ERCPs and they will sedate (so just on the edge) with a mix of pain relief and benzodiazipine which should aid in not forming new memories. However, in the moment, the experience is still felt and not... pleasant. My tolerance is high due to genetics, and in the past their doses have been inadequate: the pain, as they were inflating a duct to my pancreas, cut through the sedatives and I have very much kept the memories of it. And ERCPs are relatively non-invasive. Surgery, though, it's about shutting down pathways so the brain just doesn't register it; no memories, no dreams, nothingness - just about brain dead. Anaesthetists, where their skill is almost more of an art than science, have become really good at this, so the days of being locked in during surgery - awake with sensation, but without movement, like the worst old hag syndrome ever, is thankfully extremely rare (coupled with brainwave monitoring, if you're paranoid about the remote possibility). Post-operative pain control from a laparotomy, though... If they recommend an epidural, don't be a martyr, damn we'll take it and everything else they offer. Blissfully floating on a cotton wool cloud with slight aches vs. screaming throughout the night writhing in white hot searing pain. Yes, someone who had just gone through the same procedure as me opted against the epidural. Not just a rough night for them, but anyone else who could hear the screams and whimpering.
I've never had invasive surgery, but thanks for helping me decide to never 😱
Epidurals can also cause long term problems. I have issues with my spine and nerves because of an epidural done wrong. I would happily forgo the epidural and endure the pain that would have gone away from the procedure versus the lifetime of pain and issues I deal with daily.
Fun fact: during the 1990s, Dutch agronomists hybridized Brussels sprouts to produce a less bitter variety.
So, if you're over thirty, they are less bitter-tasting than they were in your childhood.
I actually noticed that! I just thought my taste buds had changed
Typically your taste buds are essentially wrecked and yet still somehow mode tefined
That rant at 25 minutes was absolutely inspirational.
Beardblaze oils are fantastic for scalp hair. I use them on my thin, damaged hair (malnutrition) and it’s great!! I also use the sensitive one on my daughter’s super long hair, at the ends where it gets dry too.
Strongly recommend it to anyone with any hair on their skull.
So when I was 15 I was hit by a car and it completely twisted my ankle upside down so the bottom of my foot was facing up n I hit my head on the pavement so hard they were afraid to put me under to set my ankle so they gave me an amnesia drug that makes you immediately forget things but I was awake. My mother said she heard my bloody screams but I don't remember any of it.
Yikes...
I'm gonna tell you how to cook good tasting sprouts, most people boil em, that's garbage. Most boiled vegetables are. You cut it in half just along the stem and fry it in garlic and salted butter. It'll be delicious, and... Healthy enough.
Since cutting crosses in Brussels sprouts doesn't drive away the demons, our only method to make them safe to eat is to boil the hell out them.
I know I'm coming to this two years late, but an ad broke in with perfect timing. There's a local company called Cex (pronounced 'sex') and their ad begins with a loud, electronic voice saying "CEX!" However it came right in the midst of the sex ed anecdote, with all the animal mating leading up to the human one, and just when Simon was reaching the punchline the video screams "SEX!" Touche, RUclips algorithm, touche.
Bake your brussel sprouts cut in half and coated in olive oil. Sprinkle with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. They're bitchin. Leave out the demons of course. They sour the flavor.
I dunno, they might spice things up a bit.
25:00 In a supermarket, I'm like a kid but with purchasing power, kind of trippy when you think about it!
Saddest recipe ever: Cole slaw for one: take one large Brussel sprout, one shallot and one small carrot, grate coarsely, add small spoon of mayonnaise & stir.
I heard it on a radio show “call in with unique your recipes”, I cried with a mix of laughter & sadness ‘cos really, a brussel sprout...🤣
*Brussels sprout. It's named for a place.
Mini cabbage ?
Well, I really do like Brussels sprouts. Unlike Danny, Simon and I, same page 😁
Casual Criminalist is how I first discovered the Whistlervers in earnest so I'm not a stranger to at times hyperactive and thread losing Simon but this might be the first Brain Blaze I've found, and it's certainly the most hyperactive I've seen Simon. Like I'm legit worried... it feels like it's 3 am after a long week and he's mixed some speed with his coffee at the peak of a mental breakdown and I'm here for it.
Also first time I've seen him standing. Simon continues to impress me with his range of talents and hobbies.
It would work so well in this Blaze if "Pythagoras" were Greek for "Peter." "Am I RIGHT, Pythgoras?!"
Just imagine
Έλα ρε Πέτρο! ΈΛΑ ΡΕ ΠΈΤΡΟ!!
Sorry I couldn't contain my self
@@Pavlos_Charalambous όχι δεν έχεις δίκιο - Me neither....!!!!
@@peterj903 ΓΙΑΤΊ ΡΕ ΠΈΤΡΟ? Lol
@@Pavlos_Charalambous Λυπάμαι που το ξεκίνησα τώρα
@@peterj903 ναι πρέπει να το κόψουμε όμως κάποια στιγμή, because to everybody else " sounds Greek" 😂
Am I right Peter?
There were many cases of infants dying from the trauma of being operated on without pain relief. Infants can suffer from PTSD as result of trauma suffered before they are able to put to words. My own father talked about having stitches to an injury at two without any medication. It gave him a lifelong fear of needles.
My kids like brussel sprouts. Cook them halved with red onion and roma tomatoes in olive oil (kind of like stir fry).
Ya, I don't know why people still boil them. Stir fry or roasted w/ garlic & olive oil is the way to go.
My dog is guilty of voyeurism/stalking. She follows me around and stares at all day long.
T-shirts: What Is Going On & Let's Crack On
I've managed to get my mother into The Blaze lmaooo she loves it 😂🤘
Simon's doctor: Shout less
Simon: 0:03
Having Simon do one of these drunk, would look like this
I desperately want a business blaze with drunk simon.
How do you know he’s sober when he does these?
@@censusgary blind trust in the boi, my friend
that or his coke guy got a new supplier
Allegendly.
Me and Danny with the brussel sprouts. My mother used to hide them under the mashed potato, as if I would accidentally eat them and not notice. These days, I discovered if you roast the damn things they are actually quite good.
. . . with bacon
Homunculi.
Irish used to cut crosses in their soda bread “to release fairies” but it actually just helped them cook.
Do you mean the cook cooking the bread? I thought that they were saying it was the Irish they were drinking that helps.
Been in healthcare since '81. That crazy shit about babies not feeling pain was real. I remember the fight for anesthesia. Amazing how preemies started doing well when we stopped torturing them!
So how many times did you have to redo the add reading before Beard blaze would approve it?
Somewhere between 69 and 420 times.
@@espeon200
😎
My sons were born in 1982 and 1984. I wouldn't have cared what any doctor had told me...if either of them had needed a surgical procedure, they WOULD have received anesthetic!! I decided before they were born, that if they were boys, I wouldn't get them circumcised. Despite my family doctor completely agreeing with my decision, after each of their births, I had doctors from the hospital trying to convince me to have the procedure done. I made my decision based on the fact that I felt that it was completely unnecessary...and the fact that they perform circumcisions on newborns without anesthetic was absolutely horrifying to me.
Mr Wagner wasn’t nearly that harsh. I had history professor in high school who got fed up with my fat friend never doing his homework, one day when he asked my friend if he had his homework and received the normal “no”, my tall lanky professor looked him deadpan in the eyes and asked… “did you eat it?”. The whole room went dead silent except for the one jerk dying laughing in the middle of the room. That jerk was me… no regertz
Haha I'll *never* forget the first time I went actual grocery shopping, not just grabbing a few things. The feeling of being able to choose whatever I wanted was awesome. I felt so mature and free!
Man it’s so cool that you are advertising the Vsauce beard products.
Really I thought I was the binging with banish brand?
@@gregfar6398 babish*
@@p.haugen7565 Lmaooo mb
I had a friend who visited the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, and there was a bowl of holy water at the entrance. She suddenly wondered what it tasted like and dipped her fingers in and tasted it. It didn’t taste any different from water, but then she suddenly realized that thousands of people had dipped their fingers into that bowl that day and there were likely a litany of dangerous microbes festering in it.
She got quite ill, but she survived.
I've always wondered if the employees of the Sixteen Chapel get french benefits
I'm really enjoying the Ron Swanson arc, please continue
Bacon, bacon and more bacon
the potential monsters society created performing surgery without anesthesia on infants is beyond staggering. Maybe some, maybe most shut it away in the recesses of their minds, but what neurological trauma that kind of blinding pain could cause... that could be a sub-genre of psychiatry in its self.
I'm so glad Simon is ignorant to how teachers treat children in the United States. Please don't change.
21:04 "I REMEMBER!" I swear my brain and my conscience talk to each other just like this lol
I have a dog named peter. Now i yell his name everytime i see him
I love brussel sprouts. I think most people have just had them prepared poorly, IE boiled into practically mush.
...I was literally just asking some people yesterday if eating a Homunculus would be cannibalism, if the more modern definition was used.
As an adult I eat my dessert before the main meal. Take that all you kids listening to your parents
Once again asking our FACTBOI to release the Korea Cut
Yes pls!!!!
He did, but it was so short that you didn't know you'd missed it.
@@LizRealGirlBeauty then he must rerelease it so we may all bask in its glory
If the prefix re means back or again and lease means to receive property for a period of time in exchange for remuneration, why does release mean the opposite of re-lease?
@@alexandershin413 that's the thing, you already have! It's like the single frame of the penis in Fight Club- you saw it, but it was so fast you don't remember it.
Simon, go down to the Blazement and give Danny a big basket of Brussel sprouts with his water and breadcrumbs dinner and say i mentioned it as a reward for that 'no painkillers for babies in the US' factoid. seriously, you guys just opened my EFFING eyes and blew my mind. born in '76 here in the USA and i had no gdamn idea the things that happened to me as a child were due to that. even as an over 40 guy now? i was totally and completely unaware kids didn't get knocked out back then!
so at what age did kids start feeling pain? 1 year? 2? older? i remember my parents asking me if something hurt or if i had a booboo or giving me some iodine for a skinned knee and a bandaid and my mom and dad blowing on the burning painfilled iodine-stained wound to 'make it feel better'. so, how universal was this idea that youngsters didn't feel pain? was spanking and caning and beating your kid ok because they didn't feel pain? reading these comments i see older parents talking and folks my age discussing horrific childhood surgery nightmares and such. and a few folks talking about how their parents didn't like the no painkillers or anesthetics rules.
People actually believe simon once had hair, when in actually his beard just used to cover his head until he threw it in the basement to write for him, starting his career
He had hair, but only a meager beard until Danny bearded him so severely with an introduction of 20 pages that Simon's hair can only grow as a beard now.
Allegedly.
We've seen him with hair. He's smart he shaved it and glued it to his face
Watching his old pre-beard videos are really strange now lol.
@@Error_404-F.cks_Not_Found Baby face Whistler. The dark times
@@stephjovi it's always darkest before Dawn.
There's a type of anesthesia called Twilight Anesthesia; its used when they need a patient partially conscious (like for throat scopes, which is why I had it). The way it was explained to me is that it would cause me to be super relaxed but able to respond to commands for movement or whatever and that I would never remember the operation. I didn't so I guess it works.
Crikey Sam I had to stop watching and clean my phone as that “Frozen Whistler” made me spray my curry all over the place.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who hasn't gotten over the fact I can buy whatever I want at the supermarket.
Imagine someone randomly finding this channel and having no idea who Peter is
I wish someone who had never seen Simon would find a random BB video and comment 😂. It was funny enough when someone in the Simon FB group read some comments on the site and was like PRISONERS? WTF
AM I RIGHT PETER!!!!! xD
@@stephjovi holy shit no way xD yeah I mean it's only a matter of time when FBI shows up at Simon's doorstep, in Prague, in Czech Republic... :D
@@AndrewMitchell123 why would day? He's keeping British citizens hostage in Prague. MI5 or the Czech police can show up. That's the prisoners can never go free!
@@stephjovi MI5 rather, I wouldn't count much on our police, they are either lazy or incompetent most of the times... or Interpol maybe since we are talking Europe...
There's still remnants of the babies don't feel pain thing. People often claim that circumcision doesn't hurt babies much. When actually if he's not screaming it's probably because he went into shock.
Best thumbnail ever..... Also.. How does he still have gainful employment on his other channels lol
Simon its really nice of you to put binging with babish on your products!
I'm convinced Simon is using the same technology used in Multiplicity to make all his channels, and this one is the copy of the copy.
This one has to be the original, its personality runs rampant instead of being modified and controlled.
Your ad read reminded me to use some of my Beard Blaze oil. When you first advertised it I ordered some, and some was already sold out. It's good stuff for sure.
Using Clarkson as your "genius" meter is almost... frightening.
I hope Sam will sneak in more Clarkson. Maybe Simon can bribe him with some extra Magic Spoon cereal dust?
Almost?
Absolutely legendary....i was away from the screen but immediately knew when i heard him....the prophecy is in motion...
If I ever invent a time machine I will take a walkie-talkie back in time to some of these trials...