The Present Also Sucks: Crazy Laws from Around the World
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Friends I've had with weird names: Sei (sigh), Cyn (Cin/Sin), Syne (sign), Cinnamon, Moon, Duchess
Prostitutes are legal en las Vegas too
Congratulations on the second child!!!!
"Gonna name my son cockface" Well Idk Simon now that you say it, Cockface Whistler does have a certain celebrity vibe to it. Maybe misspell it a bit to shroud it in mystery. Maybe, Kokfass. Kokfass Whistler .Oh yeah he was in that one movie right? Great actor!
Cockface Whistler, Hmm, I imagine he'd get on quite well in all the BDSM circles.
I do adoption searches. Best name I have ever come across is Preserved Fish. He was a lovely man born in 1699 to Daniel and Jemima Fish. Who I assume got some bad ale or too much. Preserved grew up and married a lovely woman named Grizzel Strange. She then became Grizzel Strange Fish. They also named a son Preserved and he a son. That son Married a Mary Sole, and they went into whaling. You can NOT make this stuff up. There was a Preserved Fish until 1850, then it seems someone got some sense.
This sounds absolutely made up. But knowing that in the past there were lots of people with surnames of there jobs, miller, fish, thatcher, Smith etc. That I actually believe this is true.
I mean Isambard Kingdom Brunel born 1806. It sounds like a made up name but its not. Also he was an absolute genius.
The past may have been the worst but it was also super interesting.
Anyone else feel this is part of writer Danny's backstory?
I have Great Great (maybe another Great) Grandparents called Hercules and Gristle!! And Lennox is another name that runs in the family!! Looks like Grizzle/ Gristle was a popular women’s name at one point....
@@mariet4894 Lennox is a lovely name though! Just not so modern!
This story deserves a video.
I have decided to start wearing ear buds while listening to Simon. My 4 year old wouldn't eat her broccoli. I asked why, she said she didn't like it anymore. When I told her she ate it yesterday, she replied in her best British accent, "That was the past and the past was the worst!"
Congratulations on expecting your second child Blaze Mega Projects Whistler.
His first kid, T.i.f.o. Top Tenz Whistler, is super jealous of of their sibling's name
The blazeproject
Or.... Blaze the Mega Criminalist Whistler
How about a more normal name, such as Peter.
@@doctorlolchicken7478 full name, AMIRITE Peter Whistler?
We should all start calling China “mainland Taiwan”
Allegedly
If you openly display that you may want to limit your travel destinations so as not to get disappeared.
@@luxuryvagrant6496 A funny note: You are (allegedly) incorrect
'The shit Hong Kong' or 'chi-no-human-rights-na'
Southern Mongolia
The soon to be second kid should be named Peter just so you can scream "AM I RIGHT PETER" whenever you feel like it but no one will get the joke because your family doesn't watch your videos.
That would mean that Sam was the real father.
Everytime he yells " am I right Peter" I picture Spiderman standing in the corner saying "I'm in my costume I'm Spiderman right now not Peter".
@Brandon Quist ha!!
I like the Idea of Simon naming his son after me.
@@GuntherRommel you my friend… are a genius!
The 11-minute intro is glorious. Danny keeping standards high.
Yeah, the shorter intro is pretty good.
Right there with you about Dubai, Simon. I'd rather go to a country where, if I'm a victim of rape, I won't be punished for extramarital sex.
Judging by your profile pic I think you might be safe
@@samn6498 always being a knob, aren't you
@@samn6498 found the incel
@@dontmarkettomeimpoor2856 love you too ❤️
I think you are very pretty. Sorry that some people get joy from hurting others.
Regarding names, I used to deliver pizza for Papa Johns, and a coworker (also a bodybuilder) had the most awesome name, which we made him prove via birth certificate. No middle name, which truly made it epic... Phoenix Orion... and some guy named Todd changed his name to Heywood Jablowme. THAT cannot be topped, not even by the lady who changed her name to Helen A Handbasket.
The meeting of Simon and Danny NEEDS to be recorded and conserved for future generations to enjoy
Then Simon can sell copies of it as "How to Capture a RUclips Script Writer." It can be a set, with "How to Capture a Meme Lord," and "How to Properly Set Up Your Basement so Your Writer & Meme Lord Don't Escape."
In the cealer
When my dad was in med school, the head nurse during his psych rotation told him about a set of very screwed up twin girls who were in the children’s ward called Lemonjello and Orangejello ( pronounced Leh-MAHN-jeh-loh and or-AHN-jeh-loh).
He also worked nights and dealt with a manic former priest who would preach and sing at the top of his voice for HOURS. This guy (who was a really nice guy with an extremely impressive lung capacity) would sing the same hymns over and over…Finally, Dad got on the intercom one night and said “Father John, this is God. Please go to sleep.”
Apparently it worked.
A friend of mine told me about Orangejello and Lemonjello. Being the ‘90’s, I thought he was joking at first but he was totally serious. My friend is black, so at the time I just assuming that it was another black family he knew that would name their kids something so ridiculous. Now I see that is a totally ignorant and racist assumption. There are plenty of people of other skin colors (especially white people) that name their children something completely absurd.
That little bee saying "nnooooooo" just sent me into gales of laughter.
It's from adventure time (I just watched the episode last night)
it makes me happy
Nnooooooo
The lemonade stand part definitely needed the swat team storming little kid's house meme
Imagine "the talk" Simon is going to have when his kids discover business blaze.
Oh god… “Daddy, did you really have Danny, Sam, Callum, and Peter chained to a radiator in a Prague basement!”
“Yes, and it was a blast. AM I RIGHT, PETER?!”
@@lloydster9000 EXACTLY
Allegedly
Whatever he says in explanation should be written by Danny and after he reads it to them, he should read it in a video for BB. When they find that video a couple of weeks later, he just might have to do it all over again…
Bro😂😂😂😂
My 5 year old daughter wanted to do a lemonade stand. We lived near to a convenience store.
As any good Dad would do, I built her a small concession stand, and she sold lemonade, Oreo’s, all kinds of candy, and hotdogs with all the toppings.
On one Saturday she made almost $300.00!!
When I was a kid (late 60s, early 70s), cops had a talk with a neighbor: food is okay only if it is prepackaged and not just cooked or needed cooking or refrigeration. Snack packs weren't a thing yet, and homemade cookies became taboo for "health and safety" issues.
Why they didn't cite food and drug laws for the homemade lemonade/Kool aid, I still don't know.
@@sherylcascadden4988
Right!! And sold hotdogs too!!
Simon calling Jay-Z(ee) “Jay-z(edd)” is the kind of dad-esque content I’m here for.
Simon likes to sit in his La-Zed-Boy and listen to Zed Zed Top, and Warren Zedvon...and sometimes Zed Leppelin.
Every time he says it I picture Zed from Men in Black lip syncing to Big Pimpin'. What does that say about me?
@@SkunkApe407 Now I'm going to do that, and I appreciate that.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio my brain constantly does that kind of crap to me. People wonder why I randomly laugh, and that's exactly why. I swear I'm not crazy. I swear...
That's how they say Z in England.
I will say that I helped deliver a baby in the back of a Chevy Blazer and later followed up with the parents in the mother-baby unit. All was well but I said that they should name the boy “Blaze” since he was born in a Blazer and they laughed and were like “funny but yeah no it’s gonna be a normal name”
I know someone who named their son Blaze and I want to name my future son Blaise (personal connection to the name). It's not as bad as other names I've heard.
I'm more connected to the spelling Bleys, but I get your point. Would make a cute middle name IMHO, but parents' prerogative wins.
Edit: on mobile, autocorrect, send key next to backspace and comma being next to emote menu button are really frustrating.
To Simon's point about Czech: as someone who doesn't speak any Czech, I still found it far easier to navigate the Czech Republic than it was to navigate other countries where I spoke at least some of the language.
Simon: Hammer drill? You just put together two random words?
Me: no Simon a hammer drill is definitely a thing, it’s a drill that moves in and out at the same time to drill more quickly through hard surfaces 👌🏿
I don’t know a lot about power tools, but I know my husband regularly uses a hammer drill when making holes in concrete.
If you know anything about Zappa you know that Moon Unit was the "normal" option.
Dweezil must be jealous.
@@TSmith-yy3cc 🤣😂🤣😂 No kidding!
Needs to do a Biographic on Zappa...
@@dilanbrinkley3587 definitely gonna need some cocaine to make that one. Allegedly...
Wasn't his son named Dweezil?
Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn about it.
Rule 27: If it exists, Simon's made a video about it.
I mean I can't argue, because urh..
26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
I love that Simon's Law(Rule 27) comes before mighty Rule 34.
Don't think he's done the biggest porn flops of all time. 🤔
It's not a Business Blaze video if Simon doesn't plead to not be assassinated within the first six minutes.
I know someone, who isn't famous (yet), who intends to name their future child Saline. If it weren't a medical solution, it might sound nice, but as it IS a medical solution, it evokes thoughts of cold, sterile environments, and needles. Hardly a name to attach to a person.
It is a name though, but just means from a salty place and that is fitting, since it is just saltwater.
I mean you go with something phonetically similar and avoid a lot of problems. Like Selene or however it's spelled, ive come across it books so im at least 50% certain it's a real name
I met a man whose middle name was Isador and his last name was Nobbe. So his full name was Bob Isador Nobbe. Much fun was had when his coworkers found out about it.
Those parents...
Isambard Kingdom Brunel I rest my case
@@stephenwoods4118 best name ever haha
@@stephenwoods4118 At least he built crazy shit like the Great Eastern.
@@221b-l3t Oh, I was commenting on his name, He was a great Engineering Genius, and was right celebrated at the London Olympics, also he had quite the iconic look.
Anyone else experience this?
I regularly pause these videos during the long (but hilarious) intros to remind myself of the video's title. After a few minutes of funny randomness I'm like, "What is this video going to be about?"
Love this channel!!
Usually I try to be witty but what Simon said about his soon to be second kid, CONGRATS SIMON!
If it is a boy, the name is Beard Blaze Whistler.
If it is a girl, the name is Raid Shadow Legends Whistler.
@@badluck5647 Yes it's all clear
In the still frame of Winnie the poo 26:00 - 26:24 where Winnie to poo is played by a white blob because he 's naked from the waist down. Using the same reasoning, did nobody notice that Rabbit is totally naked? Eeyore, by the same reasoning is also naked.
Mrs. Whistler is going to have a talk with you about what you’re definitely not naming your unborn child, allegedly.
ALLEGEDLY
...
Yes, pappi?
In your opinion.
He should name the child quiet.
Quiet Whisper
Sage Moonblood sounds like the name of an elvish Warrior from the Forgotten Realms D&D Universe. I wonder is ol' Sly plays D&D...
Simon, if we ever meet I'll introduce you to my child... RAID, SHADOW LEGENDS. He hates his name. Idk why.
Simon: I don't like drug dealers that deal in hard shit.
Also Simon: Cocaine is GREAT!
Hate the dealers but absolutely love 💕 the drugs lol
Cocaine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin that let's you drink more.
cocaine isn't really a hard drug .... more a party drug ...
crack cocaine however.... that's a hard drug
"That rule 27 or whatever." Simon is truly too innocent for the internet.
Yeah, it's the 34 club and rule 27. Only true legends know this.
I wouldn't say he's too innocent, I'd say he's too busy making them big sponsor bucks and multiple channels' videos. The fucking legend.
Simon: Magic spoon can we pls stop with the goodnight moon crap and see what Winnie is up to?
#27's Always question a person sexual preferences without any real reason.
Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it.
OK...here is the scene...I am watching this episode, drinking my Propel Lemon Water. Simon is talking about celebrities and them naming their kids with strange names, I take a big swig of water, Simon says "wait till Danny meets my kid named "Magic Spoon".. Yes..a Spit Take of all Spit Takes.. water just went FLYING out of my mouth all over my room. I WAS NOT ready for that.. but OMG it was so perfect. Well done sir... Well Done. I haven't laughed that hard in a good long while. Thanks Simon (and Danny)
So what you’re saying Simon is that Winne the Pooh needs to wandering around with his “100-Acre Wood” out.
Preferably around Dubai.
His "100-Acre Wood" OH MY GOD LOL
I hope you don't mind me reusing that joke in another comment.
Dubai, yes. Philippines, no. Might annoy people.
Well, in the stories it's "Thousand Acre Wood" which is close to one and third square miles.
But point taken.
My oldest daughter is named Lee. When she was getting a younger sister we spend a full week being set on the name Leslie. That was until someone pointed out that it was oddly mean towards her. Why compare her to her older sister like that?
We realised our mistake and went with Luna, which happen to be a very popular name of young girls in Sweden. It’s being largely blamed on Harry Potter :)
Sweden relaxed their naming laws in 2014 so that pretty much anything was legal. Few years later they tightened it a little more (names must be “name-like” for example).
I think rule 27 is the one where 'if it exists Simon has made a video about it'
It brings hope since some are still pure enough
My town has an old law still in the books.
If you park a mule on the right side of the road you get a 50c fine and your mule will get confiscated.
And my fav if you are on the streets between 1150 and 12 midnight you will be jailed until sunrise to ensure no ill intent. 😆
Certain Americans understand the bell-end reference. We just use the phrase "dickhead."
This comment has made me question my beliefs... I always thought dickhead just literally meant some one with a dick on their forehead, and a bell end was a term for the dome, helmet, bulb, minge plow.... I need to go and think about this.
@@guyquanstrom6205 is this an addendum to the silmarillion?
Thanks for the “bellend “ explanation 🤓
Ages ago I had a cap with the Rooster Teeth logo, and i was always amazed at how few people, of any age group, caught onto it’s meaning. 😂
Banning references to Pooh reminds me of a tale from Finland: A town council was asked if a kindergarten could get a subscription of Donald Duck comic and the local communist party members wanted to oppose spreading such capitalist propaganda to kids but after few rounds of "telephone" the story ended up published in other countries as "Donald Duck is banned in Finland because Donald does not wear pants.
I find that explanation a little weird because it's Mickey who is the capitalist propaganda icon, Donald is clearly the oppressed worker. His nephews are even the perfect example of communist ideal as they do everything together for common good according to the instructions they read from a little book that just happens to be RED. Maybe those people just thought "American comic must be capitalist propaganda" without actually reading it, which would fit with how much research various idiots posting on RUclips tend to put into their arguments.
Jay-Z naming his daughter Blue Ivy is unsurprising when you consider that his stage name comes from the two subway lines that go through his old Brooklyn neighborhood. Thankfully, he didn't live near the number-named lines.
Unlike six6nine9
Your my boy, Blue!
Blue Ivy is kind of cute though. Better than Pilot Inspector.
@@marthahawkinson-michau9611
At least, Blue Ivy can go by Ivy in public without unnecessary hardship. Pilot Inspector is pretty much going to need to get creative, or choose a more normal name like Hector. ruclips.net/video/zRakAuHQguo/видео.html Some people have no clue what they are doing.
I honestly don’t mind Blue Ivy - is on the “quirky but still tasteful” category, like the type of names hippies would pick…. weird, but still very much sounding like actual names.
Congratulations on expecting your second little one Simon! Best wishes to you and your family.
Sam, thanks for the Adventure Time memes, they fit so well with this show, lol. If I had video editing talent, I’d make a parody of the Adventure Time theme song called “Business Time” for this show, but alas, I lack such talent!
Man, a VSauce, blaze, office mash up is tier 3 meme, Sam stepping up the game, damn shit got me on tears
Does Simon know VSauce (Michael)? That guy is awesome, much better than Simon.
Timestamp?
I knew someone who knew someone who named their sons Awesome and Amazing
They could always say “My boys are Awesome and Amazing”
If you ever want to go to Vegas with some complete strangers who don’t really gamble…my husband and I would love to show you our “eating through Vegas tour.”
I want in on that!
Kinky
So, Prostitution is legal… and we know why.
There are plenty of buffets with reasonable prices, mostly in casinos so you have to pass the gambling area to get to the food.
I would love a native's list of good places to eat.
Omg I live in Iowa City/Coralville. Where the Great Lemonade Racket went down. The fallout changed things around here..
This episode has confirmed Sam knows ALL the best shows. And may have a He-Man kink. Which we already suspected.
I had no idea you were saying "bell end," but thanks for describing it.
Woah, did not expect Simon to know what ecclesiastical meant right off the dome like that.
Blaze on factboi
Second child!!???!??!!! Congratulations Mr. Whistler on bringing in another big brain into this world!!!
Simon, there are people in South Africa with names like "Happy Birthday", "Daily Bread", "Gearbox" and so on.
I've never met any of those names here in the Western Cape. Sounds like an interesting time though
@@tecni-cal granted, they are names of Black people. Gearbox was actually a friend's gardener.
@@movingforward3030 that's one I know
I will never forget Trevor Noah’s story about his friend growing up in South Africa whose first name was Hitler.
Simon, congrats on the second fact baby, keep spreading that bloodline. You have secured at least one future generation of blaze for us, now we shall donate to preserve you cryogenically.
The circles you can run in are only so big when your chained to the radiator lol
I met a person once, she had 3 children she named them Diamond, Sapphire and Cash and freely told anyone who thought to ask about the kids names even in front of the poor kids that she named them after things she wanted but would never be able to have.
Still not as bad as the parents who named their kids Abcde.
I went to school with kids that had a crazy father. Their names are, Violence, Valhalla, Love, Honey, and Justin middle name Time.
Wasted pun, should have been Thyme. Layers people, Layers.
@@SassyGirl822006 Thyme is usually female, and Justin usually male. That poor kid's life would be unbearable.
Justin Time was also a children‘s book series in the 2000s, not sure if that was intentional lol
Penn Jillette doesn’t believe in middle names, but his wife really wanted their kid to have a middle name, so they agreed on CrimeFighter. But then, as just the middle name, who ever really knows or cares? She’s just going to go by Moxie C. Jillette anyways. And best of all, if anyone tries to guess her middle name, who is going to guess CrimeFighter? I mean, they wouldn’t even believe it, if you told them.
Fun fact for Americans: in the UK, lemonade is a carbonated beverage, hence Danny's "fizzy pop fraudsters" line. This is true of all UK drinks ending in "-ade" such as Lucozade, as that is the actual MEANING of the suffix. Unfortunately, this is a useless linguistic fact, due to the international proliferation of American drinks such as Gatorade that randomly slap the suffix on non-carbonated beverages.
Fun fact for Brits: American lemonade is just watered-down lemon juice. Sugar is optional, but generally advised.
Cheers mate, this makes SO much sense. Thanks for the information.
Gatorade is so named because it was created to *aid* the Florida Gators college football team
Same in France. Carbonated beverages. Sometimes with a hint of flavor (like lemon), mostly just sugared carbonated water.
17:44 Yeah tipping can get confusing over here. The only people you basically have to tip are servers (waiters, waitresses, bar tenders).
Our minimum wage system has a ridiculous flaw that allows restaurant\bar owner's to pay servers practically nothing, and expect tips to make up the difference.
For example, in my area minimum wage is around $10\hr. Unless you're a server, their minimum wage is around $2\hr...
So if they're not being tipped well they can't make ends meet.
Winnie the Pooh is a sentient teddy bear, like the other characters from that franchise. He doesn't even need a shirt but wears one anyway in the same way that small dogs sometimes can.
I'm old enough--In the 1960's there was a social protest group Pants for Ponies who screamed that nude equines were obscene. I wonder how they'd feel about male goats.
I'd like to point out that Winnie the Pooh is FEMALE. Legit.
So "boobs" are covered, and female bear genitalia isn't visible anyway... 😅
At some point they definitely need to do a Winnie the Pooh / Ted / Paddington crossover movie.
Christopher Robin is schizophrenic. The characters all represent different mental health disorders.
I love how Simon on other channels is a great narrator who makes excellent educational content and then there's this channel where he makes random but educational content into whatever this wonderful channel is
I mean I loved Danny's scripts anyway, but now knowing he's also got a dog called Poppy, he's gone further up in my personal estimation. Mine's a Jack Russell assistance dog and she's a very good girl
Sadly, it's a toy that Simon only let him have so he has something to blackmail scripts out of him with.
What does she assist with? Clever doggo :)
I'm with Simon on not liking gambling. Restaurants? Yes. Big mall? Yes. And the shows. But not the casinos
Moon Unit Zappa had a fairly good music career, while Dweezle had a decent voice acting career.
Dweezil, please.
There is a huge difference between many vapid celebrities tossing off ridiculous names and Frank Zappa who was incredibly intelligent and supremely talented. And by all accounts, a fantastic parent.
Dweezil Zappa also plays some good guitar (that wants to kill your Mama 🎶?) much like his Dad, that must have been awkward.
Ahmet is the coolest of the group tho.
WHAT A SECOND CHILD!!!!!! OMFG CONGRATS!!!!! somewhere in the name better be Blaze
Another entertaining installment of Simon reading and loudly shouting in his basement office..(that has its own basement)… have your nosy neighbors called the cops yet? 😜
Here are a few from the lovely area I live:
(Please note: ... im not making this crap up)
1) it is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way road so long as you have a lantern attached to the front of your vehicle
2) it is illegal to open an umbrella on the streets of the capitol
3) you may not carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket
4) you may not wear blue jeans on the main street
... need I continue? Lmao
I looked up legal lemonade stands in my rural state and found out they were illegal until last summer, when the governor signed a new law. They deal with possible abuse by adults by making the stands legal only for minors. Congrats on the upcoming new baby.
"You see officer, I don't own the stand, my daughter does. I'm just her employee."
My goddaughter’s name is Ethyl Mercury (Lastname). We call her Em. I know people named Ganja and Tequila.
For fun, in my hometown it is illegal for you to walk down the main road while carrying two ducks unless they are in a box. (Both ducks must be in the box. Box material can be anything. No discussion in the law about more than two ducks nor other types of waterfowl). Also, it is illegal to put hamsters down your pants for purposes of gambling. (I guess other reasons for putting a hamster into your trousers are fine. No discussion of other small fluffy rodents, nor do they specify if it’s okay to cram two-plus hammies in there.)
If there's a rule/law preventing you from doing something, it just means someone has done it before
@@legendofnone3037 "We are the reason they put the sign up" usually yields a good story. Not so much when it's someone fucking over an entire country for some stupidity.
Simon is just TLC at this point. Started somewhat educational and is now just chaos.
The History Channel
@@Alikaoz Can't be the History Channel...Simon doesn't believe in Ancient Aliens...;-)
And extremely hilarious.
if you think about it though, all the celeb kids will suffer together since Moon Unit and Pilot Inspector will be going to the same private school.
Love it! 🤣
Wait... If the past sucks... And the present sucks... Are you saying we need to go... Back to the Future? 😎😆🤣
I know BlazeBoi loves him a BTTF reference 🤘😆
I’m from the future.... it blows
All jokes aside, clearly the second movie is the best of the three.
Bad day-boom-boom-chhhhhhhh
@@joseybryant7577 they are all a holy Trinity of film.
You are so great😂your free whealing thought stream and slightly chaotic energy rambels make my day every time😊
It's rule 34: If it is on the internet, there is pr0n of it.
There is also rule 35: if there isn't any pr0n, there will be.
I thought rule 34 was "if it exist there is pr0n of it" but yeah same thing
34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.
34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions.
34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it.
34.4. If it exists, there is a RUclips of it.
34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it.
34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it.
34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on RUclips.
34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it.
34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions.
34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet.
34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.
35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made.
35.3. If there is no app for it, it will be made.
35.4. If no poop is found, it will be pooped.
35.4x2. If there is no Lego of it, then make one.
35.5. If it is in Minecraft, the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of RUclips.
35.6. If there is no parody of it, make one.
35.7. If there is no Pokemon based on it, there is/will be a Anymon based on it.
35.8. If no dubstep is found of it, it will be made.
35.35. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight.
also, congrats man! We were actually born a few months apart and you had your first before I did, so hopefully this will mean some good news in my family before too long as well! Again, congrats!
I want to name a child as Elbow, that way they'll never have to try anything alone, it will always be a joint effort.
Ba-dum dum tiss!!!
Also when run the kid over you can tell emergency services that you hit your elbow.
Dude
And if you have a second child you can call them Arse, so you'll always know your Arse from your Elbow.
22:27 missed opportunity for "with his hundred-acre wood hanging out"
Dweezil & Moonunit Zappa... not sure why Danny forgot about Dweezil, but also Frank pretty much chose those names to troll society, as much of his music was
What about Ommit.......?
Ahmet, not Ommit
@@stpnwlf9 I was trying to remeber what my dad told me 25 years ago.....at least I didnt do research tor a video of weird names and forget to mention it.......
@@ryurc3033 It's a nitpick, no big deal. But if you know Frank's mediterranean heritage, Ahmet is actually the most normal of his kids' names.
Dweezil:
"Am I a joke to you, Simon?"
Frank Zappa: Naming his kids weird shit before it was really popular. :-D
T-shart with front saying, "The Past was the Worst" and back saying, "The Present Also Sucks".
You are having far too much fun reading these scripts that the mysterious "Danny" writes for you.
To be fair, Panik (which is the actual spelling of panic in Danish), is an approved girls name on the list in Denmark, so it’s not like we exclude too many options 😅 also, there are currently 1200+ gender neutral names on the approved list, so not sure where that ‘restriction’ came from - and Sage actually is an approved gender neutral name 😊
Panik fire
Was the first Panik born at the disco?
Iceland has those approved names regulation thing too. Somewhat strict if I heard correctly.
We also abuse our royal names if anything and are not afraid of alternate spellings.
Talking names, one time when I used to work a telemarketing job, I was trying to reach a small business apparently owned by a "Mr Powerhouse Perfect"... sadly, I never got to speak to this mighty individual, as the number we had was no longer in service...
Moon Unit Zappa!! She had a hit in the 80's Valley Girl... 💜
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Simon should react to Zappa tunes. Or something like Trout Mask Replica. That would be something.
Like totally...........Ok fine.....for sure for sure....... She's a valley girl, and there is no cure
@@ryurc3033 Class of '86!! ✌🏻💜
In Denmark it is quite broken with names cos some the accepted names are horrible. Like Altan, which means balcony. But a woman wanted to name her girl Falke, which sound nice and actually feminine. Nope she couldn't. She was one of the 20% that got denied.
The script mentions Moon Unit Zappa, but failed to mention her brother Dweezle (sp?) ?
Dweezil but you were close. And if you disregard the "unit" part of Moon Unit , Moon kinda sounds like a nice name.
Soleil Moon Frye?
What about ommit?
@@ryurc3033 ?
Moon Unit isn't such a strange name from a person who calls himself J-Zed. Some people just shouldn't be in charge of naming anyone or anything.
Moon and her brother Dweezil are the children of the late Frank Zappa.
I need a shirt that says "AM I RIGHT, XI" 😂
Don't tell Mao!
Moon Unit Zappa was the valley girl on her father's 1982 hit, Valley Girl. Gag me with a spoon! Fur Sure!
I genuinely believe the tiny whistler is indeed named magic spoon
Tiny Whistler should be called "Clanger" :)
yeah, and when the baby does number two, it is a magic's poop
And to think, Frank Zappa named his kids Dweezil and Moon Unit while completely sober.
One of the few channels that I can confidently click the thumbs-up button before I even watch the video...
Congrats on your second little legend!!! ♥️♥️♥️
If you want proof that the present sucks, I have another example. There's this meme I saw online a few weeks ago, and it's painfully true. It went like this.
If you think you are smarter than previous generations...50 years ago the owner manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today, it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
It still shows you how to adjust though
Can we have an episode called Top 10 Business Blaze Bloopers? There has to many 🤣. Also it would be super funny for business blaze to burn on Simons others shows by doing the Top Ten Bloopers of Simon 🤣🤣🤣. It would be so meta.
It's not just Denmark, Iceland also has a very short list of allowed names you can name your children. This is due to the extreme rigidity of their language and if your child's name wouldn't match the rules people would have to break grammar to use their name in a sentence.
Switzerland does too. Infact if you're from Denmark and have your child in Switzerland the officials in Switzerland will call Denmark and verify you're naming your kid an approved name. At least that's what I've read.
Can’t have people running around breaking proper grammar rules now can we? At least we know where all the grammar nazis trolling the comment sections come from.
As a word nerd and grammar obsessive, even I think that might be going a bit far in the quest for accurate syntax. 🙂
Congrats on the soon to be new addition to the family!
As an American I don't know why you would visit Dubai, and risk going to prison for doing something that shouldn't be illegal, when you could go to Canada, where they recently legalized something that shouldn't have been illegal, but still is on the federal level in the United States.
"People are dicks." I think we have the next T-Shirt!
11:15 - Chapter 1 - A lack of decency
17:15 - Mid roll ads
19:45 - Chapter 2 - Winnie the pooh will crush china with his bare hands
27:25 - Chapter 3 - The bellend law
32:20 - Chapter 4 - The lemonade stand wars
- Chapter 5 -
Remember some crazy laws growing up. Hadn't been enforced, but were still on the books, might have been removed in the years since. Pretty confidant it is still illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma... a landlocked state. I believe it's Kansas where it's illegal to whistle underwater. And at least until the 1990's every business in Lincoln Nebraska was supposed to provide a hitching post for customers.
And thanks again to my parents for giving me a traditional non embarrassing name without embarrassing middle names