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This one was hilarious Rob! That Lego Situation Attack cracked me up!!! Thanks for the laughs! For your birthday you should throw a party and instead of a clown, invite Steven Seagal out to do a Martial Arts performance.
Okay dude I've studied martial arts back in the 70s okay started when I was four competing was five and judo so I've been through the whole judo mania Kung Fu Bruce Lee Chuck Norris and all that now to catch a sword no no that you're you're going to ask for getting your hands just completely obliterated even with our armor gloves there are going to be damaged to your hand okay ki I use a key I but I use it while throwing and it's usually a Japanese word like yo or baka depending on if it's me doing run Dory or if it's me getting into a real fight now this guy is a fraud call it like it is he cannot do Kia you know a chi Master a key eye Master it does not work I studied under rukodan shin in St Louis I started out of my father I studied on her owl Wallace studied other but since they Waylon and so forth you can actually look them up they are if they're still practicing so yeah I don't subscribe to this guy's mysticism to speak of and that's what this is is mysticism
@@McDojoLife Sensei O'Connell and my senses would have called them frauds and their old school and I mean old school you know post world war II the whole Bruce Lee hitting the scene senses including my own father
I just read Musashi’s “Five Rings”. He was warning against sham dojos and the exact practices this dude is engaged in back in 1600. Sone things never change.
I saw a suggestion where you invite a lot of mcdojo-ists for a training session with legit practitioners, but I would like to see a lot of ”Ki-masters” try to demonstrate on each other. That ego-measuring contest would be interesting. Happy birthday, this was a good way to start my day.
Just when I thought I saw all the fake martial arts videos there was online. Mcdojolife delivers once again lol. Awesome video. As for your birthday I wouldn’t know I never do anything for my own birthday
For your birthday you should do a video explaining how to properly defend against that tripe Dutch rudder situation. It comes up more than you’d expect
Man, I almost spit out my lunch laughing at Rob describe the lego connection scenario. Maybe the scenario right before that would make a good birthday time lol
Rob, I'm celebrating my 50th this year and I decided to mke it a momentous year by doing things I wouldn't ordinarily do. I took on my first professional fight (lost), and I'm doing my first adventure race. So I would suggest doing something like that, something outside your comfort zone you would never normally do.
I appreciate people who call bullshit on fake martial arts. People pay good money for techniques to reduce the risk of combat and only realize they got duped when they are getting hurt. Keep doing what you are doing.
The slowest pistol bullets I know of have a muzzle velocity of just over 900 feet per second. (That's just over 600 miles per hour) human tissue is not capable of generating that amount of speed.
It's a very off the wall caliber but the lowest speed I've ever seen in a round is 420fps. Look up the Aguila .22 Colibrí. I work for a company that sells guns and ammo have handled these and they are... unique lol.
@@kfer9500 I've seen those, I Wasn't referring to specialty cartridges, because you probably aren't going to ever see those being used in anyone's EDC. It's just not realistic.
Lol all Martial arts are trash. Case in point, recently world champion heavy weight ufc fighter lost to a nobody weighing half weight of the champion, and champion was losing until his mother in law handed him a knife lol. Besides pistols, knives, pipes, bats, rifles, etc beats all Martial arts.
For your birthday, you should go undercover and become a student at a McDojo. Go along with all the nonsense, and then at the end of the class, challenge the teacher and beat him using legit martial arts techniques. 😅 Kind of like when a black belt pretends it's their first class, only to destroy everyone in sparring lol
Oh NO, can't do that. You see, the powers would kill an ordinary person so cannot demonstrate on them, only on the specially prepared students. That's the explanation often given for refusing tests.
Case in point, recently world champion heavy weight ufc fighter lost to a nobody weighing half weight of the champion, and champion was losing until his mother in law handed him a knife lol.
@@samuelshin593 Isn't learning how to properly use a firearm a martial art? Actually curious on that in case someone else knows. Does specific, high level firearms training technically fall under "martial art". Of course I don't mean dodging bullets and disarming people, I mean being able to have high accuracy, fast reloads, etc. Personally if I met someone who couldn't fight empty handed, but was exceptionally skilled with a rifle for example , I might still view them as a martial artist.
Happy Birthday Rob! Well as a suggestion if you can invite all the mcdojo mcfake artists for your birthday and let them have an open mat with legit martial arts instructors... they might not come but you never know...
The best video you have ever made... bringing real life applications for use of bull-Chi-Do, chefs fingertip kiss. (And I've been to a dillman seminar so I know it when I smell it)
Lol holy shit i was pmsl laughing - one of your best Rob. Please keep this format moving forward. Love the scenario scenes. I wrote one myself in my other comment.
I love that he's so strong he can force these three big guys to the ground, but also so weak that he almost gets taken down accidentally with them as they slowly fall.
You're hilarious!!!! You should have had a Dutch Rudder themed party with all your friends and family. When EVERYONE has "finished", you shake things up with a "Rusty Trombone" marathon, and for the grand finally, you give all your guests a "Pink Sock". Guaranteed to be an epic birthday. You have a year to try and out do yourself for your next birthday. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!🥳🥳🥳
I was thinking a special video with something funny but involving a physical task as a birthday event this year.. Not quite a costumed marathon but not quite sparring with the big guys in the gym.. Oh yeah!, definitely 5 dillmans for that chi champion.. 👍
For your birthday you should treat yourself to Shivworks ECQC in Jacksonville NC which will be going July 29th-31st. Have been talking to Icy Mike about him possibly coming out as well.
Treat yourself to a nail spa and a trip to a Ki Aikido retreat . Even more Ki than you thought you could already get. I met folks that did their shodan with defence against hedge strimmers who did that... apparently... must be amazing !!
We do sword grabbing all the time in HEMA Longsword. Of course there's the minor detail that we've used our own sword to parry and get a bind with first... 😉
Happy Birthday Rob. Love all your videos, but this one might be my favorite. Couldn't stop laughing. For your birthday, make another video like this one. THANKS
The trick with three men is just basic physics, first guy gets knocked into second, last guy has no one to check him so goes flying, dunno when u would use this in a fight though......binge watching ur vids atm. Great stuff.
i have personally seen sword catching. looking back it was a great swords man and a very good martial artist who must have practiced together. i was young im 60 now it was still impressive. jonp
My fave so far!! Like the way it was done!! Also loved the way you included the sword catching bit. Let's be honest, you havevplentybif time to make your own mind up as to what to do on Aprol 12th!! I don't feel I onow you well enough to suggest what you do for thr g'day! Personally, my choice thos year has bren for Mt better half to take me to the cinema, followed by a meal, whereas for her g'day, I'm taking her to a new musical!! I know that my tastes in films and musicals are very different from many folk, hence my reluctance to make a suggestion; after all, yesterday, after a long day of Uno, in London, I chose to watch the second part of te Battle of Algiers loved it but know it's a very niche film!!! Hope you get whatever you're hoping to get on the day!🎉❤😂
I’m late to the party. However you spent your birthday, hope it was awesome “What do you think of when you hear the word ‘Budo’?” Me, loudly: “SWORD!” Imagine how hard I laughed when just the single word was on the list
Happy Birthday, Rob!!! So you could hit up as many Denny's or other restaurants that serve free birthday meals as you can! Waddle home and enjoy a movie on you tube or Netflix. Something like the Ip Man movies. Anything with Donnie Chen!
Plot twist for McDojoLife: Rob develops powers that don’t seem humanly possible one day, then no one believes him and then he puts himself on McDojoLife 🤯
All right Rob for your birthday you should look through all your martial arts movies if you have any and most do and and pick out your favorite list of all of them in order like one through whatever number you have like one through 30 or 1:30 or whatever and sit down and watch the whole collection even if they're not a connective story they're all martial arts movies so sit down and watch all of them first one to the favorite last one in order
Happy birthday! Here's an idea: either do your age in matches(like if you're 25, then 25 matches), or a single match the length of your age in minutes(25yo=25 minute match).
You should do a video about Morihei Ueshiba "dodging" bullets. It was more of a parlor trick made possible by the type of firearms used at the time but it should make for some interesting content non the less.
That wiggle technique only works as long as only ONE of the assailants is a black belt and the other is a white belt🤣 Well this was served to me 2 years after you posted it, but I think since your birthday is a week away it's appropriate. I'd love to see you as a white belt in one of the hundreds of Qi schools you've reviewed or even not reviewed yet. Could be a fun video. Happy birthday
HB for the 12th , Rob and you ought to make your own version of a mcdojo vid showing off your chi/ki-energy .... and ask icy mike and sensei seth to help you out :D
I don't get why these people think that standing there waiting for someone to shout "bang" and then ducking really fast is a demonstration of an ability to dodge bullets, when bullets travel at twice the speed of sound. I mean....it's stupid for a lot of reasons, but that one in particular gets me. By the time you hear the bang, the bullet's already hit you.
0:45 That was Kaneda. Not Akira. :P For your birthday you should definitely join a McDojo. One that has sparring as part of the first class you attend.
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This one was hilarious Rob! That Lego Situation Attack cracked me up!!! Thanks for the laughs! For your birthday you should throw a party and instead of a clown, invite Steven Seagal out to do a Martial Arts performance.
Okay dude I've studied martial arts back in the 70s okay started when I was four competing was five and judo so I've been through the whole judo mania Kung Fu Bruce Lee Chuck Norris and all that now to catch a sword no no that you're you're going to ask for getting your hands just completely obliterated even with our armor gloves there are going to be damaged to your hand okay ki I use a key I but I use it while throwing and it's usually a Japanese word like yo or baka depending on if it's me doing run Dory or if it's me getting into a real fight now this guy is a fraud call it like it is he cannot do Kia you know a chi Master a key eye Master it does not work I studied under rukodan shin in St Louis I started out of my father I studied on her owl Wallace studied other but since they Waylon and so forth you can actually look them up they are if they're still practicing so yeah I don't subscribe to this guy's mysticism to speak of and that's what this is is mysticism
@@charleslee8505 you know that’s the point of this video is calling that guy a fraud right?
@@McDojoLife Sensei O'Connell and my senses would have called them frauds and their old school and I mean old school you know post world war II the whole Bruce Lee hitting the scene senses including my own father
@@charleslee8505 so we agree 🤷🏻♂️
I just read Musashi’s “Five Rings”. He was warning against sham dojos and the exact practices this dude is engaged in back in 1600. Sone things never change.
Ah yes, the triple dutch rudder defense, truly master level skill.
Wish I knew about it last Tuesday ☹
I saw a suggestion where you invite a lot of mcdojo-ists for a training session with legit practitioners, but I would like to see a lot of ”Ki-masters” try to demonstrate on each other. That ego-measuring contest would be interesting.
Happy birthday, this was a good way to start my day.
This is genius, however I doubt they would put themselves in that position.
Did you ever see that South Park episode where Cartman was "psychic"?
That battle is what I would expect.
That is by far the best idea about MC Dojos that I've read in years 🫨
I'd pay to see that 😂
I now anoint myself Master of all things that are imaginary.
That 3 person Dutch rudder sounds like a good time, you should do that for your birthday!
You should show off your favorite medal you won at a tournament and tell the story of why you are the most proud of this award.
Akira sensei is a very kind instructor, to specialize in students with vertigo/inner-ear/balance disabilities
Just when I thought I saw all the fake martial arts videos there was online. Mcdojolife delivers once again lol. Awesome video. As for your birthday I wouldn’t know I never do anything for my own birthday
For your birthday you should do a video explaining how to properly defend against that tripe Dutch rudder situation. It comes up more than you’d expect
Man, I almost spit out my lunch laughing at Rob describe the lego connection scenario. Maybe the scenario right before that would make a good birthday time lol
Wow, the master have a solution for every scenario☺️
Rob, I'm celebrating my 50th this year and I decided to mke it a momentous year by doing things I wouldn't ordinarily do. I took on my first professional fight (lost), and I'm doing my first adventure race. So I would suggest doing something like that, something outside your comfort zone you would never normally do.
Solid backup, to what's probably the most requested answer.
Much respect fighting at 50 my friend.
I appreciate people who call bullshit on fake martial arts. People pay good money for techniques to reduce the risk of combat and only realize they got duped when they are getting hurt. Keep doing what you are doing.
0:40 I think she is the best thing that happened in that dojo.
I think you should take a bullshido class and have someone covertly film it.
🤣 what a goof. The part that gets me is that people are spending good money to learn this.
The slowest pistol bullets I know of have a muzzle velocity of just over 900 feet per second. (That's just over 600 miles per hour) human tissue is not capable of generating that amount of speed.
It's a very off the wall caliber but the lowest speed I've ever seen in a round is 420fps. Look up the Aguila .22 Colibrí. I work for a company that sells guns and ammo have handled these and they are... unique lol.
@@kfer9500 Did you mean uncommon round (instead of caliber)? At first I thought you meant the 2mm Kolibri, that is an odd pistol for sure.
@@kfer9500 I've seen those, I Wasn't referring to specialty cartridges, because you probably aren't going to ever see those being used in anyone's EDC. It's just not realistic.
Lol all Martial arts are trash. Case in point, recently world champion heavy weight ufc fighter lost to a nobody weighing half weight of the champion, and champion was losing until his mother in law handed him a knife lol. Besides pistols, knives, pipes, bats, rifles, etc beats all Martial arts.
You forgot to credit your work cited page.
Totally legit scenarios! This was a good one. Keep it up Rob, and for your birthday get some friends over and enjoy a 0-dillmans evening!
Pinata thwacking with nunchucks!
Rob, you are awesome. It's amazing that these guys are still out there. It just goes to show you, some folks just want to be led. Crazy World!
For your birthday, you should go undercover and become a student at a McDojo. Go along with all the nonsense, and then at the end of the class, challenge the teacher and beat him using legit martial arts techniques. 😅 Kind of like when a black belt pretends it's their first class, only to destroy everyone in sparring lol
Oh NO, can't do that. You see, the powers would kill an ordinary person so cannot demonstrate on them, only on the specially prepared students. That's the explanation often given for refusing tests.
Lol all martial arts are trash. No matter how great you think one is, a simple knife, bat, pistol, rifle, etc. Destroys them all
Case in point, recently world champion heavy weight ufc fighter lost to a nobody weighing half weight of the champion, and champion was losing until his mother in law handed him a knife lol.
@@samuelshin593 Isn't learning how to properly use a firearm a martial art?
Actually curious on that in case someone else knows.
Does specific, high level firearms training technically fall under "martial art".
Of course I don't mean dodging bullets and disarming people, I mean being able to have high accuracy, fast reloads, etc.
Personally if I met someone who couldn't fight empty handed, but was exceptionally skilled with a rifle for example , I might still view them as a martial artist.
@@Phystle absolutely it is. More martial than a lot of the arts
Happy Birthday Rob! Well as a suggestion if you can invite all the mcdojo mcfake artists for your birthday and let them have an open mat with legit martial arts instructors... they might not come but you never know...
YEEEEEESS!! You’re right on!!
Basically, this. Is my suggestion, as well.
Actually I want a BS off. Get as many of this chi fighters together and let them all outcompete each other.
Thank you for this video. Absolutely brightened my day.
The best video you have ever made... bringing real life applications for use of bull-Chi-Do, chefs fingertip kiss. (And I've been to a dillman seminar so I know it when I smell it)
Lol holy shit i was pmsl laughing - one of your best Rob. Please keep this format moving forward. Love the scenario scenes. I wrote one myself in my other comment.
Happy birthday. You should find a legit Mcdojo and sign up as a student and video your experience. That would be some serious content
He HAS studied legit MA. That's kinda the point.. legit vs B.S.
@@kevinlee8663 He worded his comment weird by saying legit mcdojo. I think he just meant go to a mcdojo in real life and film.
I love that he's so strong he can force these three big guys to the ground, but also so weak that he almost gets taken down accidentally with them as they slowly fall.
that character wasnt Akira.. that was Kaneda lol
you could try, learning the amazing triple dutch rudder defense for your birthday.
You're hilarious!!!! You should have had a Dutch Rudder themed party with all your friends and family. When EVERYONE has "finished", you shake things up with a "Rusty Trombone" marathon, and for the grand finally, you give all your guests a "Pink Sock". Guaranteed to be an epic birthday. You have a year to try and out do yourself for your next birthday. HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!🥳🥳🥳
Thank you for the birthday wishes and glad you enjoy the page
great video
LmfAoo 🤣 absolutely classic! McDojoLife is an excellent channel. We’re all super grateful, Rob. Alohas everyone and have a blessed day.
I like how these guys where any arts uniform that feels most mystic at any given time
Your scenarios made me laugh big time. 😂As usual, you didn’t disappoint. Also, I find a few beers with buddies makes a good birthday.
**screams with intensity**
"Yeaahhh!.. Woooo!.. Love these types of videos"💪🤣
I was thinking a special video with something funny but involving a physical task as a birthday event this year.. Not quite a costumed marathon but not quite sparring with the big guys in the gym..
Oh yeah!, definitely 5 dillmans for that chi champion.. 👍
What you can do on your birthday is have a great time.
Happy Birthday Rob 😄.
Thank you for sharing ☺️.
Definitely give a dilman mind powered knock out
For your birthday you should treat yourself to Shivworks ECQC in Jacksonville NC which will be going July 29th-31st. Have been talking to Icy Mike about him possibly coming out as well.
I can't get over his face at 5:50.. it's like he knows how hard he's BSing but he's so happy some people are buying it.
Treat yourself to a nail spa and a trip to a Ki Aikido retreat . Even more Ki than you thought you could already get.
I met folks that did their shodan with defence against hedge strimmers who did that... apparently... must be amazing !!
"You're home with your lotion." sent me. Happy upcoming birthday! Omodetou!
Most definitely
For your birthday I think you should produce a video of your best mcDojo moments.
And thanks for the videos keep up the hard work.
We do sword grabbing all the time in HEMA Longsword. Of course there's the minor detail that we've used our own sword to parry and get a bind with first... 😉
You should practice this chi power and see if you can dodge a slap on national TV.....
Happy Birthday Rob. Love all your videos, but this one might be my favorite. Couldn't stop laughing. For your birthday, make another video like this one. THANKS
i love that music 😂
7:36 damn, I didnt see that coming.
This is my favorite McDojo. God bless
The trick with three men is just basic physics, first guy gets knocked into second, last guy has no one to check him so goes flying, dunno when u would use this in a fight though......binge watching ur vids atm. Great stuff.
Appreciate you checking out the videos
For your birthday you should treat yourself to a Dillman seminar and a triple Dutch rudder!! Enjoy
i have personally seen sword catching. looking back it was a great swords man and a very good martial artist who must have practiced together. i was young im 60 now it was still impressive. jonp
My fave so far!! Like the way it was done!! Also loved the way you included the sword catching bit. Let's be honest, you havevplentybif time to make your own mind up as to what to do on Aprol 12th!! I don't feel I onow you well enough to suggest what you do for thr g'day! Personally, my choice thos year has bren for Mt better half to take me to the cinema, followed by a meal, whereas for her g'day, I'm taking her to a new musical!! I know that my tastes in films and musicals are very different from many folk, hence my reluctance to make a suggestion; after all, yesterday, after a long day of Uno, in London, I chose to watch the second part of te Battle of Algiers loved it but know it's a very niche film!!! Hope you get whatever you're hoping to get on the day!🎉❤😂
Happy Birthday, Rob! For your birthday, I think that you should discuss how the Martial Arts have influenced Comic Books.
Have a great birthday. Just take a breather and have a beer with friends. Thanks 4 the video
I’m late to the party. However you spent your birthday, hope it was awesome
“What do you think of when you hear the word ‘Budo’?”
Me, loudly: “SWORD!”
Imagine how hard I laughed when just the single word was on the list
the black belt at 10:14 is pissing himself laughing hahaha
Happy early bday. You should hit up the beach, maybe do a little surfing and/or fishing
Happy Belated Birthay Yo! really Njoyed this Vid :)
That solo session seems like a fun way to spend a birthday...
Happy Birthday, Rob!!! So you could hit up as many Denny's or other restaurants that serve free birthday meals as you can! Waddle home and enjoy a movie on you tube or Netflix. Something like the Ip Man movies. Anything with Donnie Chen!
Plot twist for McDojoLife:
Rob develops powers that don’t seem humanly possible one day, then no one believes him and then he puts himself on McDojoLife 🤯
I’d be the first one to call me out and make a video about it for sure 😂
Great videos as always, love a chi master. You should blow out candles on your birthday cake with chi
If he can dodge a bullet that's great if you are facing a musket. Do a video on Kenpo techniques because they are at least 1 Dillman sometimes.
All right Rob for your birthday you should look through all your martial arts movies if you have any and most do and and pick out your favorite list of all of them in order like one through whatever number you have like one through 30 or 1:30 or whatever and sit down and watch the whole collection even if they're not a connective story they're all martial arts movies so sit down and watch all of them first one to the favorite last one in order
the rubbing one out scenario is fkn highlarryass
Not directly related, but what's the music at 5:03?
Haha, this was an especially funny episode
So many of these videos would benefit from the "what about point-ed sticks" clip from the Monty Python self-defence skit.
Playing with human Newton's Cradles sounds like a fun birthday activity. 😎
Happy birthday! Here's an idea: either do your age in matches(like if you're 25, then 25 matches), or a single match the length of your age in minutes(25yo=25 minute match).
I think you should take a seminar in Ryukyu Kempo Karate at the cradle of all "martial arts" in Deer Lake, Pennsylvania.
For your birthday you should find George Dillman and challenge him to a chi battle.
🤣The last scenario killed me!
Your birthday?.... eeh.... hmmmnn... I got it, you sign in on a Yellow Bamboo seminar.
Do whatever makes you happy, and have a happy birthday brother. Peace and Love.
You should do a video about Morihei Ueshiba "dodging" bullets. It was more of a parlor trick made possible by the type of firearms used at the time but it should make for some interesting content non the less.
That wiggle technique only works as long as only ONE of the assailants is a black belt and the other is a white belt🤣
Well this was served to me 2 years after you posted it, but I think since your birthday is a week away it's appropriate. I'd love to see you as a white belt in one of the hundreds of Qi schools you've reviewed or even not reviewed yet. Could be a fun video. Happy birthday
A 12 pack of beer and try to fight someone on RUclips
For your birthday you should have a training session with one of the ‘Five Dillman’ chuckleheads.
Any you like - just do long as they’re really bad!
chi beer chugging!! just ask this sensei how to achieve such a noble purpouse
lso, I think that this was your best video ever!
1000 Birthday Burpees!
that one sword catching clip, you can literally see the guy swinging stop and pull the swing before the other guy claps.
keep up the great work buddy
If you look at 6:21 the guy with the shaved head standing up isn’t even holding the bow 🤣
Take a training sesión
with the bullet dodging sensei!
So they say BANG and he ducks. Does he know the round exits the barrel before the bang sound.
New to your channel so I'm watching all of your videos! Happy belated Birthday and I hope you did something fun and relaxing! Stay well
Hilarious breakdown 🤣 my Dillman rating . You should go on a fun vacation for your birthday
HB for the 12th , Rob and you ought to make your own version of a mcdojo vid showing off your chi/ki-energy .... and ask icy mike and sensei seth to help you out :D
Triple Dutch Rudder f*&%ing killed me
My Birthday is the 14th. I'll be goin to Bjj class, u should to. Recorded a vid of you rolling🤷🏾♂️
That last scenario made me reconsider rubbing on out
I don't get why these people think that standing there waiting for someone to shout "bang" and then ducking really fast is a demonstration of an ability to dodge bullets, when bullets travel at twice the speed of sound. I mean....it's stupid for a lot of reasons, but that one in particular gets me. By the time you hear the bang, the bullet's already hit you.
Hilarious, what a pile of bo-sticks🤣,for your b-day you should definitely try one of his techniques and eat some chicake 😂
Dude! Happy birthday!
0:45 That was Kaneda. Not Akira. :P
For your birthday you should definitely join a McDojo. One that has sparring as part of the first class you attend.
Master level skill video!
The triple Dutch rudder?! Jokes on you, I’m into that shit! 😂