Mystery of the LOST Squidward Shorts (Astrology with Squidward)
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- Many Spongebob bumpers aired when Nicktoons became popular, and one of these was "Astrology with Squidward". Unfortunately there are two completely lost shorts that are nowhere to be found...
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I can't believe squidward lost his shorts
Your everyday potato 😂😂😂
Your everyday potato 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"Squid's got jeans!, Squid's got jeans!"
Your everyday potato C'mon, it's in his genes.
now u know why he doesn't wear pants.
I think Squidward's sage advice is something we can all reflect on: "No matter your sign you owe me five dollars."
Skinny Hedgehog OMG, my friend actually owes me 5 dollars
it soungds like somthing grunkle sTan would say XD
My favorite was when he said "I'm just as real as other psychics... And I'm a cartoon"
*GEMINI DOCTOR*
but for sure there should be an weird dark site that have them I guess!
who else gets that ominous feeling when researching lost cartoons
sometimes i do....
TheMushroomWars !! me
bruh same
TheMushroomWars !! Yep I do
TheMushroomWars !! True
Does anyone get this weird, ominous, kinda creepy feeling when hearing about lost cartoons? It's just...weird, I don't know.
Me
True
Yeah..
I used to, probably cause of the creepy pastas
Ikr
Thats why squidward is not wearing pants... The shorts were lost...
LOL
Lmao 😂
PUNNNNZZZZZZZ
XD
@@Lil-Baby-Boo furfag
Oh hey, I'm the one who recorded Sagittarius! Thanks for covering these!
You’re a hero
Neat!
That's sweet
Me to
can u sub to me
Now we know Mr. Krabs is Cancer thanks Squidwards
Mr. ShinyHunter or he has cancer...
Technically speaking though, according to Krabs' and Spongebob's drivers licenses, they should be switched. Spongebob's birthday is shared with his voice actor, July 13th and Mr Krabs is in November 30th.
That would be a good meme,
CANCER
No there is another meaning for that word
It's also a sign of birth
Why Mr.Krabs
I'm a Libra...
WHY CAN'T SQUIDWARD SQUIDSPLAIN MEEEEEEE
I feel you...
Robert Rivet I'm a virgo but I know le pain
I'm an Aquarius. They didn't even make one for us.
They didn't even make scorpio
Robert Rivet Did they make Aries? Ugh
i think astrology with squidward is funny
Eric Pham No shit, lol
Eric Pham Better than anything Spongebob has to offer currently
no shit sherlock
It's ironic how some of the funniest Squidward moments are from lost shorts.
Two top comments?
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i found the libra short dialoge( Squidward: [plays clarinet] Say 'Happy Birthday' to . Libra sign of the octopus! Libras like to be around other people, they are all about partnerships and groups. They are happiest when other people are around and when other people are doing their work. They are lazy but like posh surrounding and nice decor. These two extremes could strike a balance and the Libra living on his own could either have a very messy place or a very intricately decorated place. If your a Libra you love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. My prediction for Libra in the upcoming year, you will get a job at a greasy restaurant. [gong sounds] I'm your Nicktoon Astrologer, Squidward, reminding you to be safe around vehicles [plays clarinet]
It seems a bit too long for an AWS short, compared to other shorts.
Darwisy Chococat Libra is the sign of the scales.
-libra is scales-
im a libra and this is accurate asf
Besides the restaurant thing
Jeez its still lost
Cool
in ireland,Nickelodeon is just sitcoms I swear to god
its like that here in mexico
lol xD
NintendoAnimations same in UK
NintendoAnimations America is sitcoms and spongebob reruns
Osama Kashif Nice grammar.
"Most elected officials and politicians are cancers."
Given the 2017 election, you're goddamn right, squidward.
PooDoo DrillDick No, he's a god!
PooDoo DrillDick you're not very bright, huh?
I don't see him that way either, but I don't support him, and I find you to be very unintelligent to believe that everyone who doesn't accept him as president is an sjw. I mean, come on, grow up.
Radioactive Turtle hi grr
PooDoo DrillDick You're dumb kiddo. You just assumed he believed that and he didn't say anything that would guve that cue.
of course my zodiac sign goes missing
Edit: How did this get so many likes?
Mary Cipher same I'm a virgo
yurio's lover im a virgo too
Me I'm a libra
Phanic! at the 21 Crybaby Universe Falls I'm a Libra too!
Libra here
Astrology with Squidward...
I remember it! It was my favorite Nickelodeon short.
P.S. I saw it in polish Nickelodeon somewhere in period of 2010-2012. After it shorts disappeared from SD version of Nick and they were only aired at HD version, where were no ads. But near 2014 they disappeared too for craps, though.
I legit want to know which character represents Libra.
Graphite Tail Grace Same, as soon as I clicked on this video and watched the few first seconds I was like,
"I hope it's Gary holding a scale."
It's Squidward.
...Well, that says a lot about me.
I think Virgo is Pearl
Libra is Squidward and Virgo is Pearl.
so who else here thought this video was going to be about squid ward not having shorts or pants?
The Random Critic me
The Random Critic is it sad I did a real out loud laugh super hard at this really dumb joke..? Yes, yes it was 😂😂😂
More lost content! Maybe the lost Toy Story "break" segments? When Toy Story 3 was released, the entire series of Toy Story was played in theaters, and in between the movies, there were 5-10 minute shorts that are lost.
I heard someone on the lost wiki say there was a joke where you had to guess the names of the Toy Story characters since they were scrambled up, and Hamm's name remained Hamm but the two M's swapped places.
Nathan Thames Nice to see you here
I remember seeing that with my dad! The only thing I remember about the shorts was one where Hamm and Rex were in the theater, and then Rex spilled the popcorn or something.
I remember seeing one of those. It was related to the Barbie characters. Sadly, that's all I remember from it.
P R O T E G E N T
Spongebob: The mics are on
Patrick: And the lights are lit
Spongebob: And my pants are clean
Patrick: And my pants are shi-
😂😂😂
All of you are complaining how you’re a libra or Virgo so it’s missing but *I’M A AQUARIUS* so mine doesn’t even exist
"No matter what your sign, you owe me five dollars." *CLARINET*
For the people who are wondering
Virgo-Pearl
Libra-Squidward
Thank me later😂🙂
Robin Raynon but these shorts dont exist, or at least have any evidence of existing...... why must everyone think this?
@@thesalvager3020 they fucking exist I saw them
Do you see it yourself or another mouth to nouth info?
@@orangepentagon9730 were are they i need a link
@@orangepentagon9730 Doubt
Im glad that this exists. Because with most lost medias and stuff of spongebob i missed out on and didnt experience the old good stuff. But i did see these back in the day in holland. Its quite nostalgic. I only vividly remember cancer and gemini, but i think i also remember pisces with a picture of a crowd of fish. Interesting any one else ?
Nevermind i found out pisces isnt lost and it isnt what i remember :(
THE WAY HE PRONOUNCED "VIRGO AND LIBRA" IM DYING
Thank god it wasn't only me.
how else do you say virgo
Squidward: Im squidward your nicktoon astroligist, Reminding you that no matter what your sign, You owe me five dollars...
this video is better than teen titans go
clutter the boy the shorts are
clutter the boy fnaf isn't better than this channel
everything is better than TTG
wow 50 min 15 likes 4 replys oh wow
I USED to like TTG when it was new, (i guess i was young and dumb) but now they are airing it so fracking often i cringe every time it comes on
Honestly, they really should bring stuff like this back. I love Squidward's lines.
"This week you'll fall asleep seven times!" ...."don' worry, you'll wake up!"
LMAO, I'm dead XD
Hmm... that Libra one sounds familiar I think I may have it in some old VHS tapes
Andrew Q If you do upload it plz. I would love it!
Nice, reply that you do when you find out that you do.
record it
Cool!
Send it to me too if you find it; I want to see it! Or just post it on the Lost Media Wiki's page for the shorts.
I'm A libra. I don't feel loved.
Ciel Senpai me too ;-;
Ciel Senpai I’m a Capricorn ;( there is no evidence of squidward even talking about me
Wasowoski TM same
Thanks for taking my recommendation, I really want to see the last two shorts found of this great series and hopefully with more people knowing about this, they should hopefully get found.
Aren't we missing 4 zodiac signs? you know, Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn and Aquarius?
stop it they probably didn’t make shorts for those four signs
Scorpio wasn't made since we scorpios are crude and unlikable people 😑
As a scorpio, i am genuinely offended...
~cries in corner~
I love astrological humor. This reminded me of Weird Al's song "Your Horoscope for Today."
It sounds interesting to see shorts where Squidward talks about Astrology because a show like SpongeBob will find ways to make Astrology interesting.
the waiting game? **waits**
squidwards the best charcter because he deserves it and hes not dumb hes like cool
Virgo..Libra...Sagittarius...
All remind me of a certain spinning top game called....
BEYBLADE.
This has been covered multiple times by Shroomtube. He used to upload updates on it. Thank you for making a video that contains all the information about the search.
I’m Aires. Squidward never explained me!
The Astrology is probably the best we've seen out of Squidward.
OMG I remember this when I was very little I remember 2 of them they weren't that long
I thought the video was going to be about how Squidward used to wear shorts but disappeared for random reasons. Guess we will never know why he doesn't wear anything _down there_ :(
I predict you’ll make a video on this again 2 years from now
I remember these. I must have been lucky to see some of them while they aired.
I've seen many of the Astrology with Squidward shorts when they aired on Nicktoons Network, which I would watch every morning before school. I remember most of them but I don't believe I remember the Virgo or Libra ones, since it was several years back they aired.
Awesome??😐
Masterge77 That information doesn't help us determine the existance of these shorts
@@bitesizesnaccc they don't exist
Wow, this was completely erased from my mind. Nostalgia hit me like a ton of bricks the second this video got to the clip. I can't believe I forgot about these when I loved them so much back in the day. I miss this Nicktoons era.
*ahem*
MAN THAT SQUID IS NONSTOP
ok I'll go
*walks away in embarrassment*
Bellethefox Sings HAMILTON!
Bellethefox Sings WHY DO YOU ASUME YOUR'E THE SMARTEST IN THE ROOM
JV Webby soon that attitude may be your doom!
Bellethefox Sings *sees this hamilton comment* I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
DID SOMEONE JUST MAKE A HAMILTON REFERENCE?!
"Their existence is 100% legit".....that aged well
Am I the only one who thought "the lost Squidward shorts" would be a theory about why he doesn't wear any pants?
*(There's nothing lost or mysterious about these squidward shorts, Squidward is just teaching us about people's personalities in life.)*
I have a friend who claims to have seen both the Virgo and Libra shorts.
"Mr. Krabs is cancer"
*dies from laughing*
Of course Libra had to be lost, that's mine lmao
Probably because we're either the life of the party or completely invisible to the world.
Kaelan McAlpine and I’m a Virgo 😞 🤣
jokes on him,I haven't slept in 27 days
Astrology with Squidward is funnier to me than SpongeBob itself.
shoutout to all you people who didn't think that taping tv shows in the 80s, 90s and early 2000s was dumb and a waste of money. recording it was worthwhile for the shows that'd never see the light of day again, and I want to thank anyone who's helped with lost media recovery.
0:26 my pants aren't clean JERK
Adish Syed same :(
Squidward: this week you will fall asleep 7 times don’t worry you wake up
Actually, spongebob is a cancer. You can see that he showed Mr. Krabs or Patrick or someone, (I actually forget lol), his drivers license and birthday in an episode. It read ‘July 14th’ (My bday too lol) which means he was a cancer.
TheLemon Girl they chose characters who are like that sign
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there are 12 zodiac signs but only 8 short were made. wth?
I actually like these lost stuff videos. keep it going 😁
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Well I'm making a game (story) about the start signs and I LOVE these shorts!!! They really help me!!!
So thank you for covering them my good friend. Star Kingdom shall give you one gold coin!!!
You mean three. Aries isn't on there either.
Italian Love Cake *4 scorpio isn't on there too
Italian Love Cake also I haven’t seen Capricorn either
The missing zodiacs
.Libra (The Scales)
.Virgo (The Virgin)
.Aquarius (Idk the Jug Guy)
.Capricorn (Im also not sure what this sign is)
.Scorpio (The Snip Snap Danger Doggo)
.Aries (The Random Access Memory)
Italian Love Cake About half the zodiac was confirmed to be made into shorts. Virgo and Libra are talked about, but there's no evidence of their existence. And nobody ever talks about, or even really believes in the existence of the other 4 signs.
Spongebob Virgo "Astrology with Squidward" lines
"And now, Astrology with Squidward!"
"This is Vigro, the sign of the lady with wings. Virgos tend to be chatty and like to help others. Some presidents were Virgos. But Cancer beat them out. My prediction for Virgo? You will laugh once a month! I am your Nick Toons astrologer, reminding you to never eat squid."
YES MY ZODIAC SIGN IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST ONE SHOWED IN THEVIDEO GG
Hey, I remember seeing those on TV! Loved those!
Also note how most like Aquarius isn't there either. I dont get why people make big deals about only Virgo and Libra
We have actual evidence of virgo and libra existing; we have confirmed that the other four almost certainly do not exist.
I asked my big brother and sister and when they looked it up they suddenly realized this short. ^^
C A N C E R
GamingLamp Ooh me too! When is your birthday? 😘
no
GamingLamp Umm... Ok..?
*_HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CANCER, THE SIGN OF THE CRAB_*
I remember seeing those as a child. Over the years I started to believe that I just made them up in a dream or something, but then I found them on the Spongebob Wikia and my mind was blown!
Why does no one talk about the missing Capricorn short?
U have unleashed my memories I remember those to lost ones but not many details
virgo and libra aired in mexico
Upload them with a translation
P.S: I'll subscribe to you
Post em in any form and ill believe you
This week you'll fall asleep 7 times but don't worry you'll wake up
God fucking damn it I'm a Virgo that fucking bullshit!
When I saw this I instantly remembered seeing this on Nickelodeon.
I bet no one will like or comment on this...
The Small Lovable Heart YOURE RIGHT
ChickenizedCow - Minecraft Cause its happened to me five time in a row :(
The Small Lovable Heart Pay up
Expand Dong Ok *gives you a penny*
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I just recently and randomly remembered these shorts. I know this might be irritating for some people since I lack any proof and it conflicts with some of the claims made about the Libra short, but I swear I distinctly remember one existing that I have yet to see anybody talk about.
For a bit of background, my mother was very big into astrology, neo-pagan stuff, mythology, and stuff generally of a more mystical persuasion. Being raised around a lot of that and being an avid fan of SpongeBob SquarePants in my youth, I remember finding these shorts to be some of the coolest things ever. I remember trying to draw SpongeBob as a centaur, Patrick with a horns and a bull nose, and Plankton with a Lion's mane. Anyways, there is one I have yet to see anybody mention online anywhere. Aquarius.
Aquarius was, as I remember it, represented by Squidward as a water carrier,and was pouring a jug of water. Something I remember about this one was that Squidward talked very egotistically and postively about this one, since it depicted himself. His jokes and jabs weren't like the others, which makes sense since Squidward is very vain and arrogant. This is one of the other ones I remember trying to draw in crayon when I was very little. I remember that because it was the most difficult for me because of the pose that Squidward was making while holding the water jug. Squidward was always one of my favorite characters. Even as a kid I loved his arrogance and him being foiled by SpongeBob's antics.
Another reason I remember Aquarius is because my mother is an Aquarius and she was in the room one of the times I saw that short on. I asked her and she said she remembers it because she's also an Aquarius. She said it even makes sense when it comes to his character that he'd be an Aquarius. I was honestly surprised to not find this short anywhere online but even more surprised that nobody else remembers it or even mentions it anywhere. Even stranger, apparently a bunch of people remember there was a Libra short and that one was Squidward. That boggles my mind even more, especially since after asking my mother, even she remembers the Aquarius short.
I stand by the Aquarius short existing despite the claims that Squidward was in the Libra short. Does anybody else remember the Aquarius short or am I just misremembering things?
I've posted this recollection in comment sections of videos about Astrology With Squidward to see if anybody else might remember it. I'm aware that people can have false memories (see: Luke, I Am Your Father, Berenstein Bears, etc.), and I do still think that's a very real possibility but its strange that my mother also remembers the Aquarius short. I wanted to know if anybody else might remember it too. And again, apologies for not having any proof other than my potentially flawed memory.
Someone actually tweeted to Vincent Waller asking about the two Squidward shorts.
Vincent Waller's going to ask Rodger Bumpass this Wednesday. May not turn up anything, but still awesome that it's happening.
I definitely remember Libra being aired enough times that I got sick of it. I believe it ends with squidward saying "Beware of Parsley."
Jokehr wtf. that is the first one of these theories that sound like absolute BS
*BEWARE OF PARSLEY*
That’s actually a segment from the Summer Beach House block.
I finally got around to watching this 📹. It was great.
I loved this vid I thought it was really interesting and it went into an old school type of feeling. I mean I'm only 12, but still I remember seeing all the old episodes and feeling so happy and joyish.
Squidward: My prediction is... You'll fall asleep seven times!!
Don't worry, you'll wake up.
*Dinoman972 dies from laughter*
IDK; I'm actually a little surprised that you enjoyed these as they seem precisely the sort of thing that TTGo would do.
"Nickelodeon typically chooses their favourite bumpers to air over and over again"
...
*Does the eyeroll*
This was what predicted the hundreds of SpongeBob reruns which woukd sadly lead to Harvey Beaks' cancellation.
This is actually pretty cool
Squidward: You'll fall asleep 7 times, no worries you'll wake up.
Me: I get it! 7 days in a week, you only sleep once every night.
Why am I sad Squidward doesn’t bother to talk about me... it’s just weird knowing that I want Squidward to do me...
keep making more, these are very interesting
I had an old Nickelodeon magazine with several pages full of old spongebob storyboards that illustrated very brief visual jokes. I wish I knew where that magazine is.
"No matter what your sign, you owe me five dollars."
I NEED BIRTHDAY MONEY NOW
I have a pretty old .avi of an Invader Zim recording which includes an Astrology with Squidward short, although sadly it cuts off before the zodiac sign is revealed.
Yeah, only heaven knows for sure why some are found and some are not. The day we get the last two shorts may be the day we get all the segments of "Saturday Supercade" (1983-1985) online.
Scorpio - Plankton Again.
Scorpio Hasn't Been Found Either.
O shit! I remember when i was watching this when i was young. Damn! The nostalgia!
I love the intro of this channel
I remember these Squidward bumpers! These were funny!
Keep doing more of these videos. I love them! :D :D :D