This "Alpha Male" Scares Me

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2024
  • Oh no this alpha male is so scary! Shiver me timbers!
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  • @littled5986
    @littled5986 4 месяца назад +2133

    I miss when people like this were bullied off the internet ngl

    • @lewisjames5062
      @lewisjames5062 4 месяца назад +76

      yeah this memeulous kid is so bad

    • @fjalarhenriksson
      @fjalarhenriksson 4 месяца назад +18

      why dont you do it then? you have the power to fix it.

    • @ayo32
      @ayo32 4 месяца назад

      @@fjalarhenrikssonare you dumb

    • @lordFrog222
      @lordFrog222 4 месяца назад +120

      ⁠​⁠@@lewisjames5062 he’s talking about the “alpha male” guy, not George.

    • @yourlocalduskfox
      @yourlocalduskfox 4 месяца назад +10

      you missed the joke

  • @user-bb6rw9wu7y
    @user-bb6rw9wu7y 4 месяца назад +1826

    He seems like a guy that would take shrooms and discover empathy for the first time

    • @charly_jayne
      @charly_jayne 4 месяца назад +50

      OH MY GODDDDD 😭this is so specific but so true

    • @TAM_Smithy
      @TAM_Smithy 4 месяца назад +38

      He'd definitely be like "Hey man, remember feelings"

    • @charlielevick
      @charlielevick 4 месяца назад +10

      @@TAM_Smithyif only twitter experienced this

    • @9ur9le9
      @9ur9le9 4 месяца назад +3

      That's deep💀💀💀

    • @westington1
      @westington1 4 месяца назад +17

      But then use this ego death, to rebuild an even worse version of himself now, just with an added spiritual grifting element, to his alpha male nonsense 😂

  • @Shigization
    @Shigization 4 месяца назад +882

    Imagine being this guy's mum. Every time you walk past his room you just hear him ranting about how weak you are for liking chocolate biscuits or making some other cringe statement.

    • @Josh-dm8uw
      @Josh-dm8uw 4 месяца назад +8

      He has obviously bought his own house.

    • @jonlee2217
      @jonlee2217 4 месяца назад +47

      @@Josh-dm8uw But then he'd have to do his own cooking and cleaning.

    • @Shigization
      @Shigization 4 месяца назад +41

      @@Josh-dm8uw Oh yes, he's definitely a millionaire from stealing and reposting Joe Rogan clips. He's just so rich now that he decided to buy a house with the exact same interior and backyard.

    • @neilgodwin6531
      @neilgodwin6531 4 месяца назад +5

      More likely to hear him giving his right hand a serious workout

    • @franzlinke8086
      @franzlinke8086 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jonlee2217Nah every Woman on the World loves him and would Love to Cook and clean for him

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 4 месяца назад +935

    I think this guy would be back to normal if we just forced him to sleep for 8 hours a night

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 4 месяца назад +58

      He definitely does sleep 8 or more hours a night. No way he actually does anything he says he does.

    • @shoazdon7000
      @shoazdon7000 4 месяца назад +30

      @@logemcdoge4620yeah they never do it’s ‘Rules for thee and not for me’.

  • @mgray999
    @mgray999 4 месяца назад +2119

    I am alpha AF. I pay the bills while my gf of 6 years goes back to college and studies for the job she wants. I build her up and support her with my life experience that are different from hers. I 100% smile because she makes me happy

    • @saltyypc3778
      @saltyypc3778 4 месяца назад +751

      why are u dating a 6 yearold

    • @MarvelSonicFan04
      @MarvelSonicFan04 4 месяца назад +151

      ​@@saltyypc3778I think you're missing the point, he said girlfriend of 6 years meaning 6 year relationship

    • @firewingphoenix8078
      @firewingphoenix8078 4 месяца назад +237

      @@saltyypc3778 god that joke was shite

    • @a.demifemiflapo5795
      @a.demifemiflapo5795 4 месяца назад

      ​@@saltyypc3778See yourself out 😑👉

    • @solrizvi8540
      @solrizvi8540 4 месяца назад +188

      ​@@saltyypc3778 just wanna say don't listen to these 0 humour bozos. That was a great joke and a great play on his words. Also why tf is he dating a gf of 6 years?

  • @Bubbledazwood
    @Bubbledazwood 4 месяца назад +644

    Him: Watching movies isn’t ok.
    Also him: I’M GONNA BE BATMAN!!!!1!1!!!1!1

    • @kaiser9321
      @kaiser9321 4 месяца назад +32

      And superman

    • @jonlee2217
      @jonlee2217 4 месяца назад +13

      @@kaiser9321 and Wonder Woman.

    • @benjaminmichaels1759
      @benjaminmichaels1759 3 месяца назад +5

      he got it from comic books, doh

    • @Bubbledazwood
      @Bubbledazwood 3 месяца назад +3

      @@benjaminmichaels1759 potentially, but Batman is mainly known from the movies

    • @edot7266
      @edot7266 Месяц назад +1

      Lol no. Nowadays sure but overall he's known from the comics​@@Bubbledazwood

  • @anarchodolly
    @anarchodolly 4 месяца назад +218

    This boy is 100% a product of the internet. Can you imagine him trying to work on a building site? With that absurd self-importance and total lack of humour? He'd be absolutely shredded.

    • @markbaker4425
      @markbaker4425 2 месяца назад +37

      Hed never survive fast food lol.

    • @jamesalexander8193
      @jamesalexander8193 Месяц назад +17

      ​@@markbaker4425 fast food? He wouldn't be able to handle a public school

    • @giantlizard9158
      @giantlizard9158 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@jamesalexander8193 Public school? Bro couldnt even survive fucking kindergarden

    • @mikem5820
      @mikem5820 27 дней назад +2

      More than likely. He'll come in acting like he owns the place, and leave angry since no one gave him the respect he thinks he deserves.
      He'll be even angrier after he sees how much his hard work nets him money wise and wonder why he just can't seem to make enough to buy that car.
      Hopefully, with some actual life experience, the red pilled boys like him will realize they were grifted.

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 22 дня назад +4

      You know, I'm from a third world country and I have met some some really fucked up yet tough men, like my maternal grandfather who lived through the Cristero war in his teenager years, he participated in battles, in the hanging of the cristeros from telephone posts, etc.
      His personality had nothing to do with these first world princesses pretending to be tough on video.

  • @XaetaCore
    @XaetaCore 4 месяца назад +185

    Smiling when someone is trying to intimidate you is the greatest sign of strength you can give

    • @mettawatkutaninwat5411
      @mettawatkutaninwat5411 2 месяца назад +17

      The “I have no enemies” tactic.

    • @BirdiesSkateboarding
      @BirdiesSkateboarding Месяц назад +7

      I smile every time someone walks past me looking at me angrily.😂

    • @zigzagtoes
      @zigzagtoes Месяц назад +7

      Its even better when you start laughing when they hit you a few times, then turn them into confused panic as you step forward still laughing 😏

    • @jamesalexander8193
      @jamesalexander8193 Месяц назад +8

      A good trick to mess with their heads is just smile stay quiet for a few seconds then stand up and just say okay.
      A lot of guys like him are all fart no shit, despite being full of it

    • @chickengod9885
      @chickengod9885 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@jamesalexander8193 Smiling in a dangerous situation is a big no no. Good way to get punched

  • @Kaotic_real
    @Kaotic_real 4 месяца назад +347

    I genuinely want an “anti alpha male” that tells people to smile and enjoy life instead of whatever the regular alpha male nonsense is

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 4 месяца назад +83

      There's probably plenty of guys out there like that, they just spend their time enjoying themselves and not venting on tiktok

    • @yoda2495
      @yoda2495 4 месяца назад +26

      Noel Deyzel

    • @Freakysantana
      @Freakysantana 4 месяца назад +14

      Try some of Simon Millers videos, he is a super positive wrestler/bodybuilder.

    • @Agrosheep1
      @Agrosheep1 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah but then you get "fat positivity" which is just as toxic

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 4 месяца назад +18

      @@Agrosheep1 why does that result in fat positivity? He never said anything about that

  • @shadepizza4217
    @shadepizza4217 4 месяца назад +174

    "I don't want to be average. I want to shoot guns and drive cars."
    Those are some of the most average possible interests

    • @chetmanley1885
      @chetmanley1885 4 месяца назад +37

      It's the interests of a 12 year old.

    • @alexanderthegreat1701
      @alexanderthegreat1701 3 месяца назад +8

      @@chetmanley1885 Maybe. I still like guns, always did.

    • @SuDzD
      @SuDzD Месяц назад +1

      @@alexanderthegreat1701 In games they are cool thats it

    • @Haispawner
      @Haispawner Месяц назад +9

      @@alexanderthegreat1701 Notice how he said "shoot machine guns" and shows footage of an assault rifle. He's not actually interested in guns he just wants to feed his ego, if he was on a firing range he'd probably get the biggest one and then fall on his ass from recoil.

    • @Real_Steve_Sharpe
      @Real_Steve_Sharpe 28 дней назад +1

      @@Haispawner Ok then Rambo, tell me this... What kind of "gun" is it you think can be fired from the shoulder and has sufficient recoil to knock a man to the floor?

  • @PhonesHQ
    @PhonesHQ 4 месяца назад +334

    “When an army of a thousand Vikings marched toward a village, what did the men do?”
    Realistically… they died. That, or they hid in fortified structures. Vikings were less like an army and more like bands of warrior bandits who typically attacked monasteries and small villages. Their victims were often poorly defended and untrained.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 4 месяца назад +49

      This kid thinks the Vikings were around in 1890, we cant expect him to have research Lindisfarne or something

    • @xxcrimzonflamezxx
      @xxcrimzonflamezxx 4 месяца назад +40

      bet this guy would lose his mind if someone told him that viking is just a job title so anyone could be a viking, the ancient norse had female warriors and understood the concept of trans people, at least 1 genderfluid god and they let women own land

    • @grahambird2208
      @grahambird2208 3 месяца назад +27

      The whole reason they're called Vikings is that it comes from the norse word Vikingr which is essentially a pirate or raider. Many Norse folk weren't actually the warriors you think of but were farmers or fishermen. The whole idea of them being raiders stems from what was written about them from the perspective of those being raided who most likely would never even leave their villages.

    • @PhonesHQ
      @PhonesHQ 3 месяца назад +4

      @@grahambird2208 well put.

    • @gigastruggler7828
      @gigastruggler7828 2 месяца назад +2

      well i mean,there were instances were vikings properly fucced the saxons up,not only defensless ppl but overall their main goal was raid and take treasure...But some good examples in my opinion of vikings being more than farmers is the great heathen army raid and the stamford bridge battle

  • @BaggyFTJ
    @BaggyFTJ 4 месяца назад +542

    As i commented on a previous video of yours on this guy:
    The Tates "influence" really have f*cked half the male population of Gen Z and he's a perfect, glaringly obvious example of that

    • @3whatscookin
      @3whatscookin 4 месяца назад +32

      I mean I don’t think it’s that, the male population were already fucked before he became popular. I think humanity in general’s going backwards

    • @3whatscookin
      @3whatscookin 4 месяца назад +23

      The main problem is that he’s been misunderstood by people, those who ‘support’ him take a more radical approach than what he seems to be teaching and therefore people go ‘it’s Tate’s fault’ in the same way 10 years ago parents blamed GTA on the increase of crime rates

    • @_XYZ__
      @_XYZ__ 4 месяца назад +13

      I don’t agree with everything Tate says but he makes good points sometimes. This shit goes against what he preaches cuz these people just be meat riding him

    • @MayMoment_
      @MayMoment_ 4 месяца назад +43

      Honestly, its kinda great. I always saw myself as kinda lesser than others, so when i heard about andrew tates influence on my peers i realized i was now more desirable than a LOT of people my age lmao

    • @ManmyDearestCreation
      @ManmyDearestCreation 4 месяца назад +5

      @@MayMoment_ He kinda makes me feel better about my maturity and growth since I was a preteen.

  • @burneshortliver2161
    @burneshortliver2161 4 месяца назад +414

    8:54 "Chocolate biscuits destroyed your family" idk why that had my wheezing the way it did 💀😭

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 месяца назад

      _a c h o c o l a t e f u c k i n g b i s c u i t_

    • @ameliashandcraftedmemes7888
      @ameliashandcraftedmemes7888 4 месяца назад +12

      "d*stroyed"

    • @darealmrog
      @darealmrog 3 месяца назад +7

      Briskets ruined my fertility

    • @itchytoenails
      @itchytoenails Месяц назад

      Those damn chocolate biscuits

    • @Meepolur
      @Meepolur 20 дней назад +3

      "BECAUSE CHOCOLATE BISCUITS KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?!"

  • @GramdalfFGC
    @GramdalfFGC 4 месяца назад +61

    'I don't want to be a slave"
    Meanwhile he has 400 self imposed rules

    • @bibigamer502
      @bibigamer502 Месяц назад +5

      Most likely non of which he’s following

    • @cristopherthomas2193
      @cristopherthomas2193 16 дней назад

      The dude proubly walks around with a complete list. Someone walks up to him and asks him a question. He's like, "Hold up, let me look at my list of rules."

  • @0nlyRemaining
    @0nlyRemaining 4 месяца назад +147

    Love how his idols are literally the most generically well known figures, that have a upbringing that 99.99% of people will not experience. But yes, he became batman with the same upbringing as us, so we're pathetic. The WW2 part really triggered me, he's acting like posting tiktoks, and acting like you're a god among men, is a lifestyle that those soldiers fought for.

    • @tehweh8202
      @tehweh8202 4 месяца назад +32

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure my great grandfather would have appreciated not being forced to fight for a murderous regime, that he deeply despised. And he might have also enjoyed growing old with functioning lungs. But who knows... maybe I'm too beta to understand the joys of getting your lungs permanently wrecked in a pointless war.

    • @Svvithred
      @Svvithred 4 месяца назад +7

      I'm quite sure that a lot of men back then went to war because they would be facing gaol and a criminal charge, my grandfathers included, who were peaceful, decent gentlemen.

    • @mattc341
      @mattc341 2 месяца назад +5

      obviously you’ve never read the Wilfred Owens poem about the godlike virtue of being a tiktokker 😔this generation just doesn’t understand history smh

    • @sfjuhispst8144
      @sfjuhispst8144 Месяц назад

      Yeah everyone who fought against the nazis did so to allow their great grandkids to pretend being superior to the people around them, to be "übermensch".

    • @Real_Steve_Sharpe
      @Real_Steve_Sharpe 28 дней назад

      @@tehweh8202 So you're saying that this guy posting dumbass videos on a medium so far removed from the technology of WWII that no one alive at the time would believe it possible in their wildest dreams.. that it somehow retroactively caused your grandpa to suck down two packs of 'bines every day for the last 80 years?

  • @thegodfather2322
    @thegodfather2322 4 месяца назад +164

    I never smile aswell. Not because im alpha but because im depressed

  • @noble6498
    @noble6498 4 месяца назад +58

    "Don't play video games"
    "LIFE IS LIKE GTA"

  • @Meg_intheclouds
    @Meg_intheclouds 4 месяца назад +71

    The way my ex unironically had this mindset and it’s one of the biggest things we disagreed on. At first I was like ok cool because I’m quite driven as like a student and stuff and respect people who are. But like he took it to extremes and I had to tell him over and over that it wasn’t healthy to study for 14+ hours a day, and wake up at 4am to go for a run (and excessively work out) ect. And I still stand by it. He also didn’t have social media because he wanted to “live in the real world”, never played video games or anything which again fair- and read only self help books. Last time I was with him just before I broke up with him (unrelated to why I broke up) he brought 3 books from this gym bro redpill motivational speaker. He read some pages to me and yeah it was a yikes. And I heavily disagreed on a lot of it. He also judged how I spent my time if I “wasted” it talking to people online or watching RUclips, or Netflix, or even reading fiction.
    He also didn’t get why I couldn’t when I kept explaining I have adhd and that sort of “lifestyle” would just never work for me, since I need stimulation and to be interested ect and I just am not and it’s also not healthy. Anywho I say this because I can confirm that it is not healthy, he had started going therapy but quit after 2 sessions because he was “healed”. I know he was traumatised and had a lot of issues- and was coping through studying and working out. And latching onto creators like this and I can see how it’s so harmful especially as it perpetuates a “men need to be tough” mindset which stops so many people like my ex from accessing help they need.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 4 месяца назад +6

      I have ADHD as well and I feel like the one benefit of it is you can often actually live in a moment, be spontaneous and live life without thinking about all the other bs going on. something your ex will never be able to do.

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 3 месяца назад +8

      I hope that guy recovers coz my god he sounds depressed

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад

      @@mrtrollnator123Fr though

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 21 день назад

      > don't have social media
      > behaves like 100% of gurus on yt/tiktok
      OP either lied or omitted that fact he is in Instagram

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 14 дней назад

      ​@@exhaustive_the_sixthPeople can be a certain way without being influenced by instagram. His personal issues and self help books still influenced him though.

  • @shadow14777
    @shadow14777 Месяц назад +12

    "You can become superman..."
    "Video games makes you weak..."
    meanwhile Henry Cavill

  • @Toon_Lucario
    @Toon_Lucario 4 месяца назад +429

    Would just like to say that people who went to war for us would, in fact, be proud that we can live in a more accepting and relaxed life

    • @PatrickMapper
      @PatrickMapper 4 месяца назад

      Exactly this, they died so that we could live in a free world, these alpha males are saying they died so we didn’t. Really backwards isn’t it

    • @wildlifewonderszs
      @wildlifewonderszs 4 месяца назад +14

      If the people who went to war for us seen us today they would drop their guns and join the other side

    • @DylanDoesStuff420
      @DylanDoesStuff420 4 месяца назад

      @Toon_Lucario they would wanna shoot themselfs knowing what they are doing means nothing

    • @iwannasleep2044
      @iwannasleep2044 4 месяца назад +53

      tf does that even mean@@wildlifewonderszs

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 4 месяца назад

      @@wildlifewonderszs ok bro, next time just admit you're a naught see so we know to avoid you

  • @team_ribs
    @team_ribs 4 месяца назад +54

    I love how he showed a picture of a criminal but it was just him on rapist

  • @CheesiusCaesar69
    @CheesiusCaesar69 4 месяца назад +29

    The Viking Comparision makes no sense, because most villagers either got brutalized, ran for their lives in panic, or surrendered immediately, so yea his point makes literally no sense

    • @tobiasbayer4866
      @tobiasbayer4866 13 дней назад

      Fight or flight has existed since the dawn of time, and historically people have done a whole lot more fleeing than fighting, especially the average Joes. It just that the times someone "heroically" stood their ground and won gets remembered, the times were they get slaughtered or ran away beforehand dont, but people definitely werent braver in the past.

  • @robfitz7481
    @robfitz7481 4 месяца назад +262

    Memeulous is my favourite Alpha male content creator

    • @yougoslavia
      @yougoslavia 4 месяца назад +14

      Memeulous isn't an Alpha male. He's so good that he uses Cyrillic letters instead.

    • @Joosher56
      @Joosher56 4 месяца назад +12

      Wdym, he’s a yoghurt male, far superior to any “alpha” or “sigma”

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 4 месяца назад +1

      A second placer for me, after Philion.

  • @SoupGoup
    @SoupGoup 4 месяца назад +96

    He looks like he nibbles on cheese in his spare time

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 3 месяца назад +6

      Guy looks like a character from Flushed Away

    • @jaxonanderson7220
      @jaxonanderson7220 Месяц назад

      As someone who nibbles on cheese in his spare time we do not claim him

  • @St0ner.b0ner99
    @St0ner.b0ner99 4 месяца назад +47

    He got me with "I wanna live I don't wanna sleep" but then he rolled outta his bed to do push ups.

    • @DavidStruveDesigns
      @DavidStruveDesigns 3 месяца назад +4

      He's gonna be real disappointed and sad the day he finds out one of the keys to a long and healthy life is getting enough solid sleep every night.

  • @dh41005
    @dh41005 4 месяца назад +155

    I feel kinda bad for this guy. He’s clearly got some kind of insecurity about his wealth and probably his mental state that he has to make this sort of content. He very clearly doesn’t get 5 hours of sleep a day and he doesn’t make a lot of money otherwise he’d be proving it. He’s incredibly delusional and I hope he finds peace at some point

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 4 месяца назад +34

      I feel like they're all like that. No normal happy person is like this, It's pure complete insecurity. Nobody should be this obsessed with trying to harvest obscene amounts of money and working out simply to look better on a video

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 4 месяца назад

      Tbh he just needs to go to therapy. I don't wanna go all armchair-psychology on some random tate fan living in his parent's spare room, but assuming his whole persona isn't a total pisstake, i think he has delusions of grandeur. Batman, bro? You post tiktoks all day

    • @anniemcguinn4018
      @anniemcguinn4018 4 месяца назад +4

      this is defo jst a character

    • @dh41005
      @dh41005 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Tom-jy6mc I agree. But I think it’s stems from him being maybe not so wealthy and not the most well off person that he tries to hide it with his channel. I hope he learns and finds peace

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 4 месяца назад +10

      His friends sometimes comment on these videos, they said he went really odd about 2 years ago and now has no friends

  • @chadywood
    @chadywood 4 месяца назад +48

    What do you reckon his mum thinks when she hears him talking about being batman in his his bedroom on his own

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 3 месяца назад +25

    Saying smiling is weak is insane 💀❤

    • @jaxbarnettprice
      @jaxbarnettprice 3 месяца назад +9

      People who say something like that are quite obviously depressed, hate themselves and hate life.

  • @lucianomangroo
    @lucianomangroo 2 месяца назад +17

    Calling yourself an alpha is like telling an entire group of deadly cartels that you're not afraid of them and you can beat them

  • @woofwuf
    @woofwuf 4 месяца назад +14

    Those soldiers went to war to protect their families and to allow the next generation to have an easier life than them. Him implying they wouldn’t go to war if they saw you having a comfortable life is an insult to those brave soldiers.

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 21 день назад

      Not gonna lie, but if WW2 anti-axis soldiers saw that we would regress and become a degenerates over TikTok we would already have been speaking German langauge.

  • @LisKe2078
    @LisKe2078 4 месяца назад +27

    My old landlord was an ‘alpha male’ and used to post videos kinda like this, he also once borderline threatened me because I complained there was dangerous mould in my room, alpha male behaviour fr

    • @obamafan6949
      @obamafan6949 4 месяца назад +1

      i hope you move out as soon as possible

    • @LisKe2078
      @LisKe2078 4 месяца назад +11

      @@obamafan6949 ahahah luckily I found a new place like august last year that landlord sucked fr and then would make videos flexing his gold Lamborghini😭

    • @ProfessionalFloridian
      @ProfessionalFloridian 2 месяца назад

      Are you sure

  • @Jimyrt.
    @Jimyrt. 4 месяца назад +105

    Jake isn’t the kind of man to truly appreciate carp fishing yoda

    • @saltyypc3778
      @saltyypc3778 4 месяца назад +2

      do you mean luke from the outdoor boys?

  • @OfficialT-Curry
    @OfficialT-Curry 4 месяца назад +27

    This guy is the type of people that watch top 10 reasons why sigmas are better than alphas

  • @Cheese_Guy123
    @Cheese_Guy123 4 месяца назад +22

    As a definite sigma, I confirm we never sleep as sleeping is stinky and we always work and never smile because we are miserable, but don’t worry because I have big spooky muscles to massacre villagers as i don’t want to be fat because that’s basically rape, don’t mess with me, i’m literally superman

  • @liljay300000
    @liljay300000 4 месяца назад +18

    He glorifies Elon Musk but thinks people shouldn't play video games. Does he not know that Elon is an avid gamer. This dudes cognitive dissonance.

  • @styxthistle497
    @styxthistle497 4 месяца назад +23

    Feeling the need to flex how much you enjoy life says a lot about a person

  • @kittikoko
    @kittikoko 4 месяца назад +69

    Our favourite bottom set boy. Keep grinding, little bro - you only need a few GCSEs.

  • @heroic9773
    @heroic9773 4 месяца назад +26

    When Andrew Tate first "showed up on the scene" I was about 16, and I am so glad I never fell for any of his utter shit 😭

    • @obamafan6949
      @obamafan6949 4 месяца назад

      i do think he's advice is stupid and stuff but like some of it actually is good

    • @heroic9773
      @heroic9773 4 месяца назад +11

      @@obamafan6949 only thing I agree with off the top of my head is the vaping shit. Don't vape.

    • @joshuaconnall4237
      @joshuaconnall4237 4 месяца назад +12

      @@heroic9773Andrew Tate said the most obvious and basic stuff you could think of, but people thought he was the new messiah because he had money

    • @markbaker4425
      @markbaker4425 2 месяца назад

      He just says the most obvious shit ever and idiots lap it up ​@@obamafan6949

    • @BLACK80085
      @BLACK80085 Месяц назад

      @@joshuaconnall4237 Andrew Tate is an actual manchild not saying it as insult but what he is and his behaviour.

  • @dylanlavillain7173
    @dylanlavillain7173 4 месяца назад +62

    “Obviously you can’t see the scowl right now.”
    I certainly felt it Mr. Memeulous, terrifying stuff

  • @mkmaudsley8381
    @mkmaudsley8381 4 месяца назад +15

    Why does he always sound like his mums gonna shout down to the basement at him to keep the noise down? Helmet

  • @frankvoss3813
    @frankvoss3813 Месяц назад +4

    "do you think those men would've gone to war" yes, they didn't have a choice

  • @Bren688
    @Bren688 Месяц назад +5

    "I don't want to be average"
    Well it looks like he got his wish because he comes across as far, far below average.

  • @nuqi
    @nuqi 4 месяца назад +42

    People who fought for us would be proud that we can live in a more accepting and relaxed life. Shoutout to Memeulous for always making our days better!

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 4 месяца назад +11

      Most people who "fought for us" probably didn't even want to be there, and probably sat right down on the couch with their family the minute they got home. People like this worship the concept of war as some character building summer activity they'd walk out of unscathed, when they'd crack under the pressure when they realize enemies have guns too

    • @hiii18
      @hiii18 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Tom-jy6mcexactly lots of people were pressured or drafted into most wars

    • @joshuaconnall4237
      @joshuaconnall4237 4 месяца назад

      @@Tom-jy6mcain’t it funny that a lot of the people who sign up for wars in history often don’t know what war truly means, WW1 for example a lot of young men didn’t know what war actually was, so they gladly signed up yet quickly found out that war is indeed hell. History just has a habit of repeating itself

    • @Drank_all_muh-pepsi
      @Drank_all_muh-pepsi Месяц назад

      @@Tom-jy6mc this 💯

  • @ahdhwjdue8362
    @ahdhwjdue8362 4 месяца назад +9

    A smile is a valuable tool my dear, it inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing and makes sure that no matter what comes your way, you are the one in control- Alastor
    In this world the ones always smiling are the ones who are the strongest- Nana Shimura.
    Chara and Sans are both smilers as well.

  • @RageCookie1428
    @RageCookie1428 Месяц назад +8

    To make it worse. Hes wearing braces

  • @oreomonster3054
    @oreomonster3054 4 месяца назад +211

    Living through secondary school at the height of Andrew Tate was an experience. Turned many of the guys in my year into disgusting misogynists 😍

    • @PatrickMapper
      @PatrickMapper 4 месяца назад +6

      Suprisingly didn't happen at my school

    • @KwikBR
      @KwikBR 4 месяца назад +36

      don't worry they'll end up in jail soon enough 🥳🥳🥳🥳

    • @IWillNotSellMethIPromise
      @IWillNotSellMethIPromise 4 месяца назад +5

      He has brought a lot of good tbh but he’s still a prick

    • @PatrickMapper
      @PatrickMapper 4 месяца назад +39

      @@IWillNotSellMethIPromise what good has he brought

    • @oreomonster3054
      @oreomonster3054 4 месяца назад +16

      @@PatrickMapper some did there English gcse speaking exam on how he’s a stellar guy 😭

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 4 месяца назад +10

    Guys like us say we’re Batman as a joke, the guy says it with 100% seriousness

  • @Mazzaspazza
    @Mazzaspazza 4 месяца назад +33

    1:37 I love how George gets the green screen out and doesn’t use it

    • @RexiWhy
      @RexiWhy 4 месяца назад +9

      He does use it, just zoomes into the camera and that's why you can't see the edges of his room.
      But that Elon photo is on greenscreen, you can see green outlines on George's fingers.

    • @morsch2028
      @morsch2028 4 месяца назад +2

      @@RexiWhy Nah, he obviously stood right next to Elon for the video, obvy.

    • @RexiWhy
      @RexiWhy 4 месяца назад +1

      @@morsch2028 I was joking. I know that he just went to visit Elon, *obviously*

  • @Hugo2Me
    @Hugo2Me 4 месяца назад +16

    I smile at everyone, men, women, children 😅 I must be scared of fighting all of them 😂

    • @Tom-jy6mc
      @Tom-jy6mc 4 месяца назад +5

      Meanwhile he doesn't smile because he actually IS scared of fighting them. Nothing defuses somebody's desire to talk than seeing someone that looks like a miserable jackass

  • @evermoore66665
    @evermoore66665 4 месяца назад +19

    Next he’ll say that breathing makes you weak.

  • @chetmanley1885
    @chetmanley1885 4 месяца назад +7

    Pretty sure Batman didn't film himself in his mum's back bedroom.

  • @just_some_greek_dude
    @just_some_greek_dude Месяц назад +4

    Whats more alpha than following what every influencer is doing without having any thoughts of your own

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад

      Everyone like that wants to be a faker Tate lmao 😂

  • @gingerninja5449
    @gingerninja5449 4 месяца назад +20

    Rolls out of his single bed at his Mums house into a press up 😂

  • @ianflanders5096
    @ianflanders5096 Месяц назад +3

    Anyone who says you should work 19 hours a day isn't familiar with the phrase "Work smarter, not harder."

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 3 месяца назад +5

    Imagine being this guy's parents. You walk past his room only to hear him banging on about how eating chocolate biscuits makes you a criminal

  • @naustraline
    @naustraline 4 месяца назад +13

    The real question is what causes those men to easily be persuaded by something so miniature?

    • @FrenchBread369
      @FrenchBread369 4 месяца назад +8

      It's because of the male loneliness epidemic or something

    • @naustraline
      @naustraline 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@elgymusica3583 huh? Can you explain more?

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 4 месяца назад

      Best guess is, tiktok and youtube algorithms promoting a constant stream of hateful brainwash shit towards teenagers with insecurities and inherently developing brains - plus the slow realisation that now school is over they may have to work 9 to 5s at jobs they despise just to survive for the rest of their lives - push them to think they can rise above it all by mimicking musk or tate. Or at least, that's my pessimistic take on it

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 4 месяца назад

      My comment got deleted for mentioning a certain platform, lol. My best guess is, social media pushing hateful brainwashy content towards teenagers with insecurities and developing brains, combined with the realisation that if they aren't lucky they might have to work 9-5s at jobs they hate for the rest of their lives. They start thinking that if they mimick Tate or Musk they can rise above it all. At least, that's my pessimistic take

    • @st20332
      @st20332 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@naustralinein a world where a lot of men won't ever express emotions, they limit their chances of connecting with other humans in various ways- then when that occurs, these people also lack any input from others and become a bit self obssessed, and don't ever question themselves.
      It's then a cycle- 1 don't express emotions, 2 lose chance of input of others 3 limit human connections 4 become lonelier 5 don't express emotions... so on...
      also this is a hard topic for me to explain my thoughts and sights on, but if anyone wants me to expand on anything i said, or wants to debate, please feel free- i don't assume what i'm saying is 'correct', but it is what i believe as apart of these men being the fruit of our society

  • @SW-kr9fl
    @SW-kr9fl 2 месяца назад +7

    Self declared “alpha males” are hilarious 😂😂

  • @Bubblegum_Beth
    @Bubblegum_Beth 4 месяца назад +9

    9:28 ‘mum I threw up’ at 3AM stance

  • @0llie
    @0llie 4 месяца назад +14

    $1M can get you an actual camera and microphone

  • @joeldeakin2003
    @joeldeakin2003 4 месяца назад +5

    George taking his glasses off and showing his bright blue eyes was more intimidating than any alpha male video

  • @Dominic-zr7cx
    @Dominic-zr7cx 4 месяца назад +8

    Dont play video games? Treat life like gta? Make your mind up son. Which one is it? Definitely the David brent Michael Scott era of people now

  • @playernotfound9489
    @playernotfound9489 Месяц назад +3

    smiling is actually a threat for apes. humans are just odd since for us its a sign of peace not chaos

  • @PM-mx6xk
    @PM-mx6xk 4 месяца назад +19

    Great video George! Didn’t smile even once because I’m not weak

  • @mathiaswilhelm1902
    @mathiaswilhelm1902 Месяц назад +3

    This kid looks like he’s still in secondary school he looks the absolute opposite of a “alpha”
    I’m glad the vast majority of people recognise the alpha and sigma side of the internet are laughed at
    Personally im a morbias male

  • @Thcranberr1es
    @Thcranberr1es 4 месяца назад +8

    Ive commited the worst,most despicable crime ever... im fat.

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад +2

      Same 😭😭

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 21 день назад +1

      as long as you're not an insufferable "fat acceptance movement" activist you still can improve your body state and become healthy :)
      Stay happy every day! And hit the gym.

  • @gadro333
    @gadro333 4 месяца назад +5

    the fact Jake thinks being a carpenter is average when it prolly is fun asf to do made me laugh to myself

  • @BrainRotInc.
    @BrainRotInc. 21 день назад +3

    dis dude wanna talk about what it means to be an alpha male when he out here looking like sid from toy story’s crack dealing older brother

  • @TheDoctorDavey
    @TheDoctorDavey 4 месяца назад +9

    It says a lot that he speaks at somewhat regular speed when put on x2 speed

    • @kaiser9321
      @kaiser9321 4 месяца назад

      Maybe he is only cut out for TikTok

  • @SirLymm
    @SirLymm 4 месяца назад +8

    Ive seen 13 year olds on instagram making this exact type of content

  • @williammcintosh5204
    @williammcintosh5204 4 месяца назад +8

    I legitimately think people like an Andrew Tate who this guy is trying to base his personality around would also think this guy is a colossal freak

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад

      Definitely lmao, at least Andrew was trolling people 😂

  • @Vincent.Wilson
    @Vincent.Wilson 4 месяца назад +7

    “Video games make you weak”
    Demetrius Johnstone and Isreal Adesanya being multi-millionaires who reference and publicly play games constantly. They aren’t weaker than you mate 🤣

  • @dyingscarlet
    @dyingscarlet 4 месяца назад +12

    8:54 "A chocolate fucking biscuit" 😂

  • @gabriellemurray4870
    @gabriellemurray4870 4 месяца назад +6

    How do people manage to film these TikTok’s, edit it, and then post it and not at any point be like “nah maybe not” 🤯

  • @christopherangell7579
    @christopherangell7579 4 месяца назад +9

    There's 0 chance Elon Musk works 19 hours a day considering how much time he spends on twitter lmao

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад

      Also, how would he live his life if he’s working for that many hours? 😂

  • @arcanejack
    @arcanejack 4 месяца назад +3

    You'd think a so-called millionaire would be able to afford better recording equipment than that.

  • @mrxman6615
    @mrxman6615 22 дня назад +3

    “Want a chocolate biscuit sweetie?”
    “Yes please! Thanks mum!”
    *takes it to his room and starts filming*
    “YOU CANT RESIST A CHOCOLATE FUCKING BISCUIT”
    *finishes recording. Eats it*
    “Ah that was good. Time to edit.”

  • @elliottmcleandeboer
    @elliottmcleandeboer 4 месяца назад +5

    They very efficiently "dealt with the problem" of invading Vikings by: being conquered

  • @aarongeraghty_
    @aarongeraghty_ 4 месяца назад +4

    Bro cannot be in proper shape if hes only sleeping 5 hours. Rest is litteraly the key to getting in shape

    • @jockkardashian.9407
      @jockkardashian.9407 Месяц назад

      He's young so can probably get away with it, as an insomniac I was in great shape when I was younger but he'll find as he ages it will catch upon him...Unfortunately.

  • @JustinSawyer-ji5wm
    @JustinSawyer-ji5wm 4 месяца назад +40

    If this is satire, he is a genius and craps all over Ricky Gervais.
    If he's serious... I'm worried.

  • @b.rocoli
    @b.rocoli 4 месяца назад +4

    choccy biccy hurt me once when i accidently pricked myself with a sharp bit of one

    • @CC-ns2ds
      @CC-ns2ds 4 месяца назад

      Shit man you got to be careful nowadays digestives are out for fucking blood.

  • @glebglub
    @glebglub 4 месяца назад +5

    "the reason you sleep 8, 9, 10 hours a day" is because your audience is mostly teenagers who are still going through puberty and need 10 hours a day of sleep to properly develop and grow?

  • @TH3B1GCH33S3
    @TH3B1GCH33S3 4 месяца назад +14

    If this dude is Batman doesn't that make Memeulous the Joker?
    Damn we really do live in a society...

  • @thatcloveplant
    @thatcloveplant 3 часа назад

    man definitely scranned that biscuit straight after he was done recording that with NO hesitation whatsoever

  • @saadchaudry3006
    @saadchaudry3006 4 месяца назад +4

    talks about being batman, sounds like alfred

  • @angelreilly8312
    @angelreilly8312 4 месяца назад +4

    I don't know how to feel about george saying choccy biccies repeatedly

  • @mikeyseibert1406
    @mikeyseibert1406 19 дней назад +3

    As soon as you describe yourself as alpha , you aren’t.

  • @jaydencrimsoneverett6731
    @jaydencrimsoneverett6731 22 дня назад +1

    This guy's laugh makes me wanna roll around the floor🤣

  • @Caninecandle852
    @Caninecandle852 3 месяца назад +3

    "social media is an opportunity to save your bloodline" "its not okay to game" yet gaming is a massive thing on social media i think this guy got dropped when he was younger

    • @aliciax5854
      @aliciax5854 Месяц назад

      He got dropped multiple times as a baby lmao

  • @cixxyt
    @cixxyt 4 месяца назад +14

    we need george and jim go to LA part 2!!!

    • @LuvLs
      @LuvLs 4 месяца назад +2

      Frl

  • @dukeragereaver2208
    @dukeragereaver2208 17 дней назад +1

    5:46 its the last remnant of his sanity and he's plucking on it like a guitar string.

  • @bigbizbo4965
    @bigbizbo4965 Месяц назад +2

    The kicker is that when these dudes leave their microcosm and enter the real world, nobody cares that they woke up at 3am and took a cold shower after running 20 miles on black coffee. The “main character syndrome” is strong with these alpha/sigma/guru whatever the fucks.

  • @Superman2935
    @Superman2935 4 месяца назад +3

    "Choccy Biscuits"

  • @unamusedJ
    @unamusedJ 4 месяца назад +4

    Thought he gojo takin off the shades

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 4 месяца назад +2

    Great vid George

  • @ThatOneSpinningCockroach
    @ThatOneSpinningCockroach 4 месяца назад +1

    love your vids keep it up

  • @PinBiohazard
    @PinBiohazard 4 месяца назад +5

    Bet the first sign of any conflict this guy will piss his pants and cry 😂

  • @lauratheexplorer9720
    @lauratheexplorer9720 4 месяца назад +39

    Can we just say how memeulous always makes our day

  • @thomasoakley9659
    @thomasoakley9659 4 месяца назад

    Loving these daily videos again fucking missed memeoulous such a legend and tells you how he feels straight up😎🥇😂

  • @CaptSebastev
    @CaptSebastev 4 месяца назад

    Another great video Memeulous!

  • @Drank_all_muh-pepsi
    @Drank_all_muh-pepsi Месяц назад +5

    Toxic masculinity isn’t about masculinity in itself being a bad thing, it’s the “masculine culture” and “stereotypes” which have bred over time that are screwing young men over.

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 21 день назад +1

      As long as common sense exists, these stupid trends will not destroy generation/humanity. So, stay wise and happy every day!