***** Some of us don't have time to play through a whole mod, or don't have a compatible OS(X) to play. Also, some of us don't have enough free time to play through something like this. That's why it would be nice to see a full stream. Plus, it's very amusing with Vinny. Furthermore, WHERE ARE ANY MEGAMAN X (1, 2, or, 3) corruptions?
***** Well i would but my Half Life is cuted that means no Blood, corpses even the Military got replaced for Robots. I don't know if this Mod would make it Uncut or a Gore Mod would do but there is no way to make it uncut.
Raul Alfonso Tejada so what do u want me to say? Probably you need a normal copy of the game. If you know how to use torrent downloads, here is the link: d.rutor.org/download/137275
Whats happening: 0:03 Text to speech 0:16 Sparta, TF2 Sound effects, and Penn Jillette 's " Shut the Fuck Up " 0:25 Russian Barney as well as typing sounds being Sergeant Hartman " Dick! " to SexualLobsters " Dance of the Manwhore " 0:46 Cut Chemists song " Motivational Speaker " 0:55 Demo Man from TF2 saying " No! " 1:10 Megamind lookin ass has breakdown 1:16 Anotha Breakdown 1:21 a goddamn spongebob joke 1:31 The Typing sound doesn't just apply to keypads, but the microwave too 1:44 A Voiceover of the original. 1:59 Penis Hitscan weapon 2:03 Einstein Head weapon 2:06 You can barely here Rick Astley's " Never Gonna Give You Up " 2:09 The " JOJ " is the name of this weapon 2:13 Quake 2 Railgun with Houndeyes with a Kleiner head 2:20 The MP5, the design is very Human. 2:26 Snarks have Hats make sounds, and that sound is Sargant Hartman asking " Do you Suck Dick? " 2:43 Vinny nails a pot head scientist 2:55 ROFL-copter and Biebers Radio weapon 3:02 Xen is no longer named Xen, but now " Nazi Germany " 3:10 The Huge Rocket Launcher, which is like Shadow Warriors Mini Nuke, and a Irregular Gonarch 3:13 Sargant Hartman: " Dick! " 3:15 Adolf Nihilanth 3:26 G-Man is now Steve, and also has the Penis Gun 3:38 Sargant Hartman: " Dick! "
0:25 is "Dance of the Manwhore" by SL Any idea on the Polish song that plays in the lobby at the beginning. I found it YEARS ago and can't remember the name. All I remember is it is some song either made by a Polish Boxer or is about Boxing, maybe both idr, def Polish though.
You're right, I should say that this is a great video and it was really funny to watch. I just felt like taking notice of something I know about from a game I have played before.
at 0:10 I can faintly hear "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors, right before the door opens and right before the "SPART-MOO-SPARTAMOOOOMFJGSNDKGJNDKJGND"
*door starts opening* "SPARTA! WooooooooOOOOOoooooo wooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO SPARTA! SPARTA!- Shut. the FUCK. UP." I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life XD
watching this quickly in class, literally i'm sitting here with my friend tears flowing from my eyes laughing unable to breath or contain myself, but fucking laugh i've had in forever
Next of Crack-Life Crack-life Campaingn Mode Crack-life the Nazi Force Crack-life Cops on DrUgz Crack-life 2 The Vodkans Invasion Crack-life 2 Episode 1 The Pingas Awakens Crack life 2 Episode 2 The Master Sn00p W33D Crack-life 2 Episode 3 The Ultra Cigarret Crack-life 3 The INVASION OF LOOMYNATYS
Vinny I want to say thank you, for delving into just the absolute darkest corners of the video game world, suffering and enduring insanity and horror just for the sake of laughs. You truly are a Christopher Columbus, a pathfinder, a trailblazer. Thank you. And also your videos are hilarious and they always make my day.
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Half-Life 1 Randomized](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/f3T4ev1kQI8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Twenty One Pilots - “The Line” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E2Rj2gQAyPA/mqdefault.jpg)
This mod plays like a bad YTP from 2007.
I love it.
420th like.
700th
@@piymot8355 your granny tranny
@Иατςαρ *great YTP
@diaperfurkoleofficial - 2010 *amazing YTP
Can’t wait to see Crack Life: Alyx.
and when you reload the shotgun it says "Two DICKS left"
Half Life: Jamie
@@YoryiTheFox obligatory "fuck fuck fuck" when reloading the shotgun
+DarkSlayer415
Fuck that. When are we gonna get a full version of _Crack_ _Mesa_ ? I want to see what the new and remastered Nazi Germany looks like!
@@matthewmoran5297 It is already done! Crack life remake is what it's called.
"He is wearing the hazard suit. You obviously can't penetrate his metal ass."
Well, that is normal. Its Crack-Life. You obviously can't hear them talking about sex here with this audio quality.
I thought it was "have a try at"
I thought he said "necklace"
Wanna bet I can?
3:03 That "Nazi Germany" notification in Xen did it for me.
Koniggratzer marsch playing in the background had me lmfao!
_H I M M L E R_
*EEEYAAAAAIIII*
“ohhh… my…. god…”
LOSING MY SIDES AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
speed of luuuuuuuul
Crack life really is a perfect time capsule to what the Internet was like in the late 2000s early 2010s
It also shows how shit it has become, which also includes vinesauce.
All this censorship.
@@susangoaway Boo hoo.
@@Krasgovyes, boohoo, censorship is a sad thing indeed.
@@Weldedhodag Not what censorship is at all.
@@Krasgov you cant even use words like kill or suicide without getting demonetized and getting your video killed in the algorithm
The sounds in this video are so deeply ingrained in my subconscious it's unbelievable
*PIGNAS*
SPARTA!!!
@@kjliklkju ...FUCK UP!
@@kjliklkju "Do you suck dicks?"
Raiders on the storm- SPARTA!!!!
It's RUclips Poop the game!
I wish I could favorite this comment over how true it is
flyingfirecow Thanks. It's the conclusion I came away with when the "PINGAS!" gun came into play.
sprybug Lol so ture
flyingfirecow
This mod makes references to cs188 too, so it's definitely a YTP influenced mod.
***** I love CS188. :) I missed the references. Which ones were they?
It's a shame Vinny can't play stuff like this anymore
Wait why can't he?
@@someguy8951 He'd probably get terminated or demonetized if he did it today :/
@@thearbiter2701 Ohhhh right
No one can. Bolloxed is the only channel I know that still has the balls to do it.
Does anyone know what the music at the start is
Meanwhile in a universe where Aperture Science have complete control over Black Mesa.
Rage7800 Wheatly is secretly a memelord.
Blaperture Mesa
2:30 the fact that he pulls out the dick pistol is just making it infinitely funnier
P I N G A S
Please, for the love of fuck, give us the full stream
Nick Shomos play it urself, whats the prob?
*****
www.moddb.com/mods/crack-life/downloads/crack-life
*****
Some of us don't have time to play through a whole mod, or don't have a compatible OS(X) to play. Also, some of us don't have enough free time to play through something like this. That's why it would be nice to see a full stream. Plus, it's very amusing with Vinny. Furthermore, WHERE ARE ANY MEGAMAN X (1, 2, or, 3) corruptions?
***** Well i would but my Half Life is cuted that means no Blood, corpses even the Military got replaced for Robots. I don't know if this Mod would make it Uncut or a Gore Mod would do but there is no way to make it uncut.
Raul Alfonso Tejada
so what do u want me to say? Probably you need a normal copy of the game. If you know how to use torrent downloads, here is the link: d.rutor.org/download/137275
I think I just died a little inside.
we all did
epicbroman 5100 Well I'm not dead inside. My insides are laughing its ass off.
Cage Your Heart rip in piece cage...you will always be in my heart
Cage Your Heart Yeah well i can't feel my insides anymore...
Uncreative im too emotionless to cry
"Welcome to Black Mesa in the middle of f*cking nowere" Pretty much every stereotypical secret facility...
Someone should make a mod called Crack Mesa.
I was thinking the same thing too!
TheNeXusCore9032 Crackature science?
It would be a remake of this mod on Black Mesa.
Sequel mod..
Quack mesa*
0:11 "black meat, uganda"
A place in the fucking middle of nowhere.
Whats happening:
0:03 Text to speech
0:16 Sparta, TF2 Sound effects, and Penn Jillette 's " Shut the Fuck Up "
0:25 Russian Barney as well as typing sounds being Sergeant Hartman " Dick! " to SexualLobsters " Dance of the Manwhore "
0:46 Cut Chemists song " Motivational Speaker "
0:55 Demo Man from TF2 saying " No! "
1:10 Megamind lookin ass has breakdown
1:16 Anotha Breakdown
1:21 a goddamn spongebob joke
1:31 The Typing sound doesn't just apply to keypads, but the microwave too
1:44 A Voiceover of the original.
1:59 Penis Hitscan weapon
2:03 Einstein Head weapon
2:06 You can barely here Rick Astley's " Never Gonna Give You Up "
2:09 The " JOJ " is the name of this weapon
2:13 Quake 2 Railgun with Houndeyes with a Kleiner head
2:20 The MP5, the design is very Human.
2:26 Snarks have Hats make sounds, and that sound is Sargant Hartman asking " Do you Suck Dick? "
2:43 Vinny nails a pot head scientist
2:55 ROFL-copter and Biebers Radio weapon
3:02 Xen is no longer named Xen, but now " Nazi Germany "
3:10 The Huge Rocket Launcher, which is like Shadow Warriors Mini Nuke, and a Irregular Gonarch
3:13 Sargant Hartman: " Dick! "
3:15 Adolf Nihilanth
3:26 G-Man is now Steve, and also has the Penis Gun
3:38 Sargant Hartman: " Dick! "
That's Penn Jilette, not Carlin
0:25 has SexualLobster's Manwhore song too.
0:25 is "Dance of the Manwhore" by SL
Any idea on the Polish song that plays in the lobby at the beginning. I found it YEARS ago and can't remember the name. All I remember is it is some song either made by a Polish Boxer or is about Boxing, maybe both idr, def Polish though.
@@DeathMonkeys Pudzian Band - Dawaj na ring
@@Ver021 THANK YOU!!!
This is like if 4chan made Half life.
I think it was 4chan who made this mod
This mod is the reason why 4chan is the heart of the internet. Without 4chan theres no internet.
@Turkish_newGOD_greek_DESTROYER Ñ
THE DOOR SOUND! THE BLOODY DOOR SOUND!
*AHHOOAH*
SPARTA!
RIDERS ON THE ST-
- F U C K. U P.
_WOOOOOOOO_
This is one of the vinesauce classics. One of his best streams.
RUclips Poop in a nutshell.
RUclips Poop: The Video Game
+Khams No You want that? Look up RUclips Poop World.
Questionable Cat
2009 YTP: The mod.
1:43 this live rent free in my mind
I want FULL SAUCE of this
Memes have reached critical mass!
Meme overload!
Meme Meltdown Imminent
Just an average Monday at Crack Mesa.
Next time, Crack 17. Next Crackealis, and things.
cat command And then back again in "Black Meat: Fegelsource"
God, this video gave me the inspiration I needed to continue living, to fully realize the potential that life has. The impact is immeasurable.
amen
I wonder if Vinny still considers this his worst stream.
It's the sanic one now
You mean best right
Gigglebone Gang wants to know
Half-Life 3 is lookin' good!
This video is going to turn 10 years old this month... man I feel old
3:15 I love how Hitler just yells "FEGELEIN!!!!!!!!" in this scene
Holy shit it's a playable ytp
2:27-2:43 Couldn't stop laughing!!!!! XD
time to rewatch
"He's wearing a hazmat suit, you Obviously cannot penetrate his metal ass!"
-That one guy 2012
Black Mesa?
Nope, this must be Green Clover, an extension of 4Chan and M00t Inc.
No, this is Patrick!
Enough internet for one day.
for one year
Loulimi Barney Forever...
You can never have enough internet...
lol, it's the railgun from quake 2
You're right, I should say that this is a great video and it was really funny to watch. I just felt like taking notice of something I know about from a game I have played before.
shock44 Hey, i noticed that too. Such an awesome game.
***** Not sure why he isnt allowed to point it out? Its very nostalgic..
Rude much
You are probably right given whatever he said is gone :D
Vinny would've never streamed this today, simpler times
This needs corrupted.
Now.
It already is
bL0o1998 IT NEEDS MOAR CORAPTIANNNN
at 0:10 I can faintly hear "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors, right before the door opens and right before the "SPART-MOO-SPARTAMOOOOMFJGSNDKGJNDKJGND"
I better not be stuck with this expression I have right now for the rest of the day.
I think my braincells just lost a few braincells.
Thebes342 MMM
That problem is that is that that problem this is sparrrraaaaaaa
DO U SAK DECKS ?
No, I don't get away from me! *pingas* *pingas*
"No, I don't! Get away from me!"
Little Billy Chespin shut up Noddy.
ShadX222 I was quoting Vinny.
Little Billy Chespin ah :o sry. ( Noddy changed a lot after jail ).
0:05 me every morning
I really want to see the full stream of this
I think it should be on his Twich.
yeah but there's literally pages and pages of other streams
@@GurnDawg275 now there's even more
@@foggydude and now even more! :D
Fun fact: this mod was how I first got into Half-Life.
Vinesauce is a quality stream.
1:27
I think this perfectly summarizes the video
This was one of the first vinesauce videos I watched back in the day
*door starts opening* "SPARTA! WooooooooOOOOOoooooo wooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO SPARTA! SPARTA!- Shut. the FUCK. UP."
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life XD
You forgot about "Riders on the storm" beforehand
this mod is the embodiment of 2000's internet culture
It still makes me laugh 😶 I've accepted that this is my humor and I'm okay with it.
This ceases to age
just imagine the look on Vinny's face
more than at any other time, I wish we could have seen his face
2:19
I'm disapointed that they didn't change the SMG in any way
i wish i could find the unedited stream. their site doesn't archive anything and their twitch channel doesn't have it. :(
The old mic quality is so nostalgic and I need to inject it into my large cac vain.
Why do you have a large cac van? ❓🗣️
I remember this video was my first exposure to half life and the source engine
Im pretty sure half life 1 runs in the Gold Src engine and this does not really look like the Source "remake" of half life 1
@@keklord4128 sorry, I just meant valve games in general not just the engine, my fault
It is the source engine thought... So you where not wrong.
Gold Source that is
The FMJ bugs made me laugh so hard i almost shit myself XD
Im waiting for the full thing now. Vinny pls
This is horrible in every sense of the word and I love it.
1:37 lol that door open noise is Jim Carrey.
Dumb and dumber.
2:20, the most OP weapon of all time LOL😲😂
watching this quickly in class, literally i'm sitting here with my friend tears flowing from my eyes laughing unable to breath or contain myself, but fucking laugh i've had in forever
I wish the stream was available.
I wish I knew about Vinny back in 2011-2013. Must have been some glorious times.
Next of Crack-Life
Crack-life Campaingn Mode
Crack-life the Nazi Force
Crack-life Cops on DrUgz
Crack-life 2 The Vodkans Invasion
Crack-life 2 Episode 1 The Pingas Awakens
Crack life 2 Episode 2 The Master Sn00p W33D
Crack-life 2 Episode 3 The Ultra Cigarret
Crack-life 3 The INVASION OF LOOMYNATYS
Cops on Drugz should be Red Shift, since the Security Guards are Soviets.
thanks for not spoiling the ending i wanted to play it myself
1:44 best part
I watch this every day.
All in favor of Vinny uploading this full stream say I!
The song at 0:46 is called Motivational Speaker by Cut Chemist.
Don't ask how I figured that out
G-Man wants the JOJ
7 years old today.
Thank you Juuutoob, for reminding me of the simpler days of Bootyot and vidya
3:03 it's been like 10 minutes and i'm still laughing
Jolly Wangcore edit - was a best way to introduce this!
god this takes me back
I'm gonna tell my grandkids that this is Wolfenstein 3D 3. 3:03
Vinny I want to say thank you, for delving into just the absolute darkest corners of the video game world, suffering and enduring insanity and horror just for the sake of laughs. You truly are a Christopher Columbus, a pathfinder, a trailblazer. Thank you. And also your videos are hilarious and they always make my day.
This one needs to go up on the VineClassics...
Today it would've been instantly flagged...
I love the TF2 sound snippets... so good.
You know a video is going to be good when the first thing out of Vinny's mouth is, "I don't even know."
I lied. What the fuck did I just watch?
My head hurts watching this..
1:09 is Tumblr in a nutshell
Atleast Press Fart isn't here..
This is definitelly the best Fegelein' s antics so far :-)
Watching this high is something else 💀
This is alpha footage of Half-Life 3, right?
Correct
It's the Borealis! Incredible!
yes
This mod was ahead of its time
This was my introduction to vinesauce
Vine you legitimately made me cry with this video LOL
0:27
Oh, so the code is "Dicks - Dicks - Dicks - Dicks"?
Gotta remember that for later.
imagine combining "crack life" and the "scientist slaughter house: mod messup" into one big mod
How about this:
Crack-Life + Jamie's Mod + SSH:WTF + Half-Screwed + Glitch-Life + Fudge-Life + Rot-Life = MEGA DUPER EPICNESZZZZ!!
2:26-2:43 makes me cry tears of laughter.
Almost forgot to watch this today
the glory days of shitposting
The video that sent me down the rabbit hole that is binesauce
Is it bad that I can't unhear the Snarks in this mod, when I play something like Sven Coop? Just... DOYOUSUCK-- DOYOUSUCK-- For days.
I'll never get bored of this.
This is the only reason i know about half-life