If you put aside all the illegal moves and all of that this doesn't look like a normal Chess game. (Just to let you know before hand this is some relatively high level analyse that uses Short Algebraic to analyze the games a little) The pawn positioning on g4 and f3 seems to weird for a normal Chess game. Like exposing the e1-h4 file almost never happens in most Chess games mainly because of moves like Qh4+. And some of the moves like a4 and c4 are just not good. One of the games almost looks like the Bird's opening (1.f4, d5 2.e3 Nf6 etc) but there are too many oddities in the pawn placements. This hardly looks like the average chess game even if you remove all the craziness
@@Aruthicon I wasn't sure because there are "those" people who say they know a lot about Chess but in reality are like 400. So as someone who was 1800 I thought I should maybe correct them. You know?
When you think about it Chess is all about war crimes. Send legions of minions to their deaths, bait out enemies by placing your units in risk, have the royal family fight, have the clergy execute a knight.
You should've given your bishops rifles to assault the fort while using the +2 agility helmet on your rook to capture pawns while researching mini-nuke catapults to counter his M1 Abrams. Also shouldve used the demon ritual to destroy the twin towers with a straight flush. Clearly you're time in Monopoly had given a boost of strength to your king, giving a +10 advantage against the opponent's queen. Truly a master of strategy right here.
For some reason youtube recommended this to me even though I've never watched this channel before and omg I'm so glad it did. *This* is quality content.
It's a good thing these guys didn't just kept making edgelord humour and actually taught you how to play the game. The latest update really made the game about min-maxxing which is really disappointing but at least I got things easier with the Season Pass™.
Imagine this was a real thing in tournaments where you have to ask random people (at other games) how to beat your opponent just by other people's suggestions
Early: Normal Chess, nothing's wrong. Mid: Okay stacking chess is pretty normal, I guess. Late: WTF! Nuke, Affair, 9/11, Osama. End: Why not put some bridge cards and chips in it to bribe and win.
This is undoubtedly the funniest video i've watched since a long time, I cant even think about how you and the discord bois were able to go with the flow like its normal. For real, thanks dude.
I love how shit went from normalish chess to complete and utter bullshit rules and gibberish rules with weird ways around things and also rules being made half way through funniest game of chess I've ever seen :D
This was the first video of yours I've watched and so I came into it expecting it to be a semi-normal round of chess with some minor messing around and OH BOY. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. Instantly subscribed.
Well, you did it Vale, you committed a war crime, in CHESS. For fuck's sake, for the fuck did you do that. Granted it was by not playing by the rules, but you managed to commit a war crime in CHESS.
I actually kinda want this version of chess to be a real thing. Maybe it could have players draw cards from a deck that let them do things like add new pieces, give bonuses, or commit various war crimes.
This gives me an idea... What if someone just launches a twitch stream, and allows the chat to play against themselves (make a poll and side 1 fights side 2 via a bot and commands) BUT there is a twist... None of the actual chess rules apply. You can still take pieces and such, but any piece can move anywhere on the board, and checkmating does nothing, but there has to be a poll with commands to surrender to end the game
that was a weird fuckin night, i tell ya
This has the same energy of a CallMeCarson video
I went from funny to weird back to funny then back to weird then back to funny again
Valefisk, you have to move the pieces to win the game
Valefisk you are the only person that could have figured out how to commit war crimes in chess ( I commit them in DND by accident)
Never thought I'd see myself in a valefisk video
"whos that guy?"
"thats dave, the bishop"
"what he does in his free time is none of my business"
ahahahah
I love how at first the guys tried helping then decided fck it, and started throwing DND and politics in there.
"Use your wife to beat his wife"
"I saw that one on brazzers before"
"Your wife left you for the big black king"
"Bribe the bishop"
"Roll if Dave the Bishop seduces you"
Can't wait to see vale call in a carpet bombing on the enemy king
techno ita
*I N C E N D I A R Y I N T E N S I F I E S*
Only the finest Persian rugs shall fall upon his head!
As an actual chess player, I can confirm that this is exactly what an average game looks like.
Indeed, especially Dave the bishop partaking is one of the most important rules
If you put aside all the illegal moves and all of that this doesn't look like a normal Chess game. (Just to let you know before hand this is some relatively high level analyse that uses Short Algebraic to analyze the games a little) The pawn positioning on g4 and f3 seems to weird for a normal Chess game. Like exposing the e1-h4 file almost never happens in most Chess games mainly because of moves like Qh4+. And some of the moves like a4 and c4 are just not good. One of the games almost looks like the Bird's opening (1.f4, d5 2.e3 Nf6 etc) but there are too many oddities in the pawn placements. This hardly looks like the average chess game even if you remove all the craziness
If you want I can give an example of your average Chess game
@@mktpolaris That was a joke. (Yes, I do play chess, USCF ~1500.)
@@Aruthicon I wasn't sure because there are "those" people who say they know a lot about Chess but in reality are like 400. So as someone who was 1800 I thought I should maybe correct them. You know?
As soon as I saw this in my sub box I was confused as to how you commit war crimes in chess
I now know
When you think about it Chess is all about war crimes. Send legions of minions to their deaths, bait out enemies by placing your units in risk, have the royal family fight, have the clergy execute a knight.
WolfBlade0001 have knights executing peeasants(aka pawns)
Life uh...finds a way
@@samuellund1377 i think you mean the Grand Reaper
First question I asked myself was “how is Vale going to violate the Geneva convention in chess?”
Simple: use napalm on the pawns
역병으사 no, of course not, capture the pawns, torture them, strap incendiary bombs to them and send them back to their families. 4 birds with one bomb.
@@Ajc-ni3xn i like the way you think
/s/ad touch the Government didn’t, that’s why I’m being tried in The Hague.
@@Ajc-ni3xn well shit.
*Flips board*
Boi! This opponent is really smart
Commenter: "Vale how high are you right now?"
Vale playing Chess 3am in the morning: "Yes? How do I nuke the King?"
This was as if Vale was a teacher giving a chess lesson to special ed kids.
And he is also the special ed kid.
you have no idea how true this statement is
what.
I love how in the beginning they were trying to play actual chess and then halfway there they gave up and commenced a nuclear war
Probably the most entertaining video i have ever watched, i never laughed out loud due to youtube before and now i still have a smile on my face
comments like these are the reason i like making youtube videos
Come back next time where I make a post apocalyptic world...and commit war crimes
@@lilstarjester3927 Just a normal das at the workplace
Yep, I’ve subbed now
Valefisk Wait. I could swear I recognize your voice...
You should've given your bishops rifles to assault the fort while using the +2 agility helmet on your rook to capture pawns while researching mini-nuke catapults to counter his M1 Abrams. Also shouldve used the demon ritual to destroy the twin towers with a straight flush. Clearly you're time in Monopoly had given a boost of strength to your king, giving a +10 advantage against the opponent's queen. Truly a master of strategy right here.
As a professional chess player I have to admit those were some sick moves
"What do I need to roll to have the priest molest me?"
- Valefist 2019
less than 13 years
My favorite quote of this entire thing
I love how this went from regular chess to complete nonsense in 2 seconds flat.
"Okay, how is Vale going to commit crimes against humanity in Chess???"
*regularly makes black/white jokes in video*
"Oh. Of course."
Honestly, I'm suprised y'all didn't start playing the Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.
God-Emperor will obviously commit more war crimes than Vale.
@@Loveryy-nc6uf Pfff...sure...
God damn you, heretic.
The superior game.
It is the best game in the imperium
That is a game for neeeeeeerrrrrrdss
I just watched a grown man do what I did when I was 8 and make up rules for games we didn't know how to play with my friends.
*And I loved it.*
For some reason youtube recommended this to me even though I've never watched this channel before and omg I'm so glad it did. *This* is quality content.
I didn't know they made a sequel to that one Pixar animation with the old man playing chess with himself
His name is jerry lol
yeah, and in this one the dementia is really starting to set in.
It's a good thing these guys didn't just kept making edgelord humour and actually taught you how to play the game. The latest update really made the game about min-maxxing which is really disappointing but at least I got things easier with the Season Pass™.
Vale plays chess with his alternate personalities.
Ksifelav
Me: “what’s a great competitive game to watch on the toilet?”
Also me: “C H E S S”
Read this while taking a dump. Thank you for your service.
Zork if you sent this now doesnt that mean hes been taiking a dump for a week. Is he ok?
@@ashiscooler Little dehydrated, but it's all good homie.
"I Can't say that word for another twelve years"- Valefisk 2019 before committing crimes against chess
I've never been so frustrated yet entertained at the same time
Even in chess you found a way to break the Geneva convention
AKA what happens when you combine Chess with Sid Meier's Civilization
“Centrist is banned in competitive play”
*cries in reasonable American*
Good thing I fixed up my grandpas old ham radio so I could tune into your chess game.
Honestly a 10/10 intro
"I don't think i can say that for another 12 years atleast"
Suggested: bringing ww1 tactics to a ww2 setting
As a professional 6d chess player with 200 iq I can tell you this is exactly how you play
as a chess player, this is the most entertaining video I've ever seen.
Imagine this was a real thing in tournaments where you have to ask random people (at other games) how to beat your opponent just by other people's suggestions
Valefisk: Exists
Chess: Am I a joke to you?
Early: Normal Chess, nothing's wrong.
Mid: Okay stacking chess is pretty normal, I guess.
Late: WTF! Nuke, Affair, 9/11, Osama.
End: Why not put some bridge cards and chips in it to bribe and win.
This is just Geri's Game but with multiple personality disorder
it's crowdsourced
I LOVE HOW ONE OF THE GUYS SAID “move the queen and take the king” LMAO 😂
This is like calvinball with chess, who'll be the first to write the official rulebook?
no one, because you can't play the same way with calvinball.
Dude, I have cramp from smiling at this so much
love the slow descent into anarchy chess, once they knew he was just playing against himself they immediately started making it wilder and wilder
I feel like Valefisk would be an excellent dungeon master if he played D&D
Somehow, this is your best video. Great work, could hardly wipe a smile off my face the entire time.
I genuinely loved this. You are a masterpiece.
Hey next time go down the neutral ideology tree, that 30% attack bonus with the king really helps
Thanks to your chess videos I was able to get better and grow as a chess specialist. Sincere thanks
I thought Teddy was going to say "WHATS UP BITCHES!!!!!"
The most important question,
Does a bishop count as a civilian if hes attacking us??
Are we not commiting a war crime here??
The thought sickens me...
When two kids try to convince each other that fake rules exist because their losing
This hurts me on a physicall level...
But it's also hillarious
To anyone who liked this video, I want to direct you the video "how to play chess properly"
Just described Vale's whole channel lmao
For real now this was very entertaining. Please interact more with your Discordgroup in this way :D
This is undoubtedly the funniest video i've watched since a long time, I cant even think about how you and the discord bois were able to go with the flow like its normal.
For real, thanks dude.
"The black player has my wife, guys."
Honestly one of the most entertaining vids I've seen in a while. Glad you're finally making content you actually enjoy making vale
I love how shit went from normalish chess to complete and utter bullshit rules and gibberish rules with weird ways around things and also rules being made half way through funniest game of chess I've ever seen :D
More Discord videos please. I just woke up and had a blast laughing. Really great video!
10:26
I think it’s fitting that he killed his own guy in the drone strike.
"The black guy has my wife now"
Me, not paying attention: *Chokes on air*
And that was the story how the fighter/rouge assassinated the king after bribing the bishop with the kings own money that he stole.
Just like the pixar movie short
"A Criminal." Thank you random discord user for this nice response to Vale's statement.
guys you forgot to roll to see if you have the right to laugh.
It's 10 or higher and you roll with advantage
Local Schizophrenic Gets Help Playing Chess by the Voices in his Head.
I haven't played that much chess and I'm not that good at the game but I can say these are what most of my games look like
This was actually your best video yet.
I see some excellent moves being played out here, truly remarkable
As someone who's played chess for 6 years, this is fucking cursed.
"Do you think I can hit my wife from here?" ~Valefisk 2019
I would, ironically, enjoy more videos like this. Next is blackjack which devolves into mousetrap.
This was the first video of yours I've watched and so I came into it expecting it to be a semi-normal round of chess with some minor messing around and OH BOY. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS. Instantly subscribed.
Ah yes, the first tabletop game
AKA early warcrime simulator
Well, you did it Vale, you committed a war crime, in CHESS. For fuck's sake, for the fuck did you do that.
Granted it was by not playing by the rules, but you managed to commit a war crime in CHESS.
this is the best chess content ive ever watched
One of the funniest videos you've ever made mate, your other stuff is great but this is just brilliant
that one pixar short of the old guy playing chess
How should you play chess?
a. By summoning dragons
b. By using mp players
c. By sueing the other player
d. By shooting the king
e. eveboingalagagawashiwashangle
When the other people on the call become the dm
Teddy honestly does sound like a supersonic prop, lol. I like the intro.
This was great and haven't laughed that hard in along time.
Dude I saw the thumbnail and I thought this was gonna be fps chess and I was actually so disappointed when it wasn’t
I've never seen this channel before in my life but suddenly it's in my home page... not complaining, this made my night better!
I actually kinda want this version of chess to be a real thing. Maybe it could have players draw cards from a deck that let them do things like add new pieces, give bonuses, or commit various war crimes.
this is the best video ive seen in some time
Bro turned chest into a middle ages rpg battle game
I thought this was gonna be your Discord helping you play against other players online but this was a much better surprise.
Actually if you go right, makes me your more intelligent and you will be able to summon a 4d chess board to play at
All I can think of right now is that Pixar short where it's the two old guys playing chess but it turns out it's the same old guy playing both sides.
I can never stop coming back to this video, it is truly the peak of RUclips and comedy.
This had me in stitches mate, flawless
I can't fucking take it. That golf clap at 6:05 and "A beautiful shot!" as if thats a standard play in chess
This might be the best video you've put out
"Is your king a centrist? Because if he is a centrist you can start drone striking the children." omg... Too much truth found here.
Thank you Vale! Funniest thing I've seen all day!
Vale, come on bro, I'm in class. Guess my professor is just going to have to take the backseat this time 🤷🏽♂️
lol git rekt. Over here in Scandinavia its already the after hours xD
8:37
US president: do you have an idea?
Douglas Mackharthur: nuclear strike
The beginning of the video is GOLD, i couldn't stop laughing XD LMAO
No chess rules were harmed in the making of this video.
This hurt to watch...
I love it
This gives me an idea... What if someone just launches a twitch stream, and allows the chat to play against themselves (make a poll and side 1 fights side 2 via a bot and commands) BUT there is a twist... None of the actual chess rules apply. You can still take pieces and such, but any piece can move anywhere on the board, and checkmating does nothing, but there has to be a poll with commands to surrender to end the game