His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way, even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.
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@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that. I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style. Yes, he knows the questions, but so what
@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃
@@karimabraham7535 A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason. That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.
It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD
I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣
Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!
Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."
Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.
Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example. Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then! Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!
@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.
So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.
Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)
With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.
JeffGoldblum needs to come to my house. I have boxes I still havent unpacked Since I moved into this apartment a few years ago and there’s literally no room to put anything else -- boxes of clothes and books and who knows what remain stacked in a corner
Same here! And now my sister tells me that she needs a new roof, and I better get my boxes from her attic pronto. So more stuff that needs a home, because I cannot let it go.
@@lynnstlaurent6789 Blasphemy! How dare you suggest such a drastic plan! It takes years in a box for something to ripen enough to ooze sentimentality and tug your heart strings. Better plan... open it, soak up the memories, THEN get rid of it, lol.
He meant it as a Hollywood minimalist. The rich and famous live on a completely different level of reality than average, every day individuals. You don’t see these people at Walmart or the dollar store.
Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically. I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!
4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple. When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert
I only watched this because I'm still working on my phobia of him. Hey man, I saw The Fly. I know what he's capable of! 😵💫 (Passes out) (Wakes up) Yes! Let Jeff go through Stephens closet! (passes out again) (wakes up again) He was an Ali fan!? I'm cured! 💃🎶
♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)
He needs to have a reality show where he goes into homes and gets rid of furniture (minimalizes) and finds other things in their garage that he can use. He'd be such a riot!
His answers are like jazz piano, it never starts where it should, goes real weird then modulates to something even weirder then resolves in a satisfying way,
even if you land far away from where you thought you would be.
This is the shit
Beautifully put
You captured the essence of Jeff Goldblum.
Nice analogy.
@@NimN0ms for real should be the tagline on his fragrance bottle
Saw him at the Airport. He chatted with us at ticket counter. Very Humble Guy & down to earth. I will never forget this guy…
That sandwich answer was epic!!
J.G. Is a national treasure.
I would totally watch tidy up with goldblum
Just stopped by on the way to an audition for Cirque du Soleil...
Oh my gosh I would love to have Jeff Goldblume come Marie Kondo my house! Wouldn’t you love to spend an afternoon with him? What a hoot!
That fu--ing SUIT!
Questionnaire. Come on, you plebs ;)
Suggestion 4 J.G. - *THE SUIT, Jeff,* _GET RID OF THAT_ *DREADFUL SUIT!* Plus the *SHIRT,* & _DON'T FORGET THOSE_ *GOD-AWFUL RED SOCKS!*
the BIG question that should have ben asked Geena Davis OR Jamie Lee curtis
Does anyone know why RUclips videos are being uploaded
without datestamps on them now ?? This is VERY annoying.
The date gives videos context, especially for technology videos.
WRZ 2021-12-06
jeff goldblum: i'm a minimalist:
also jeff goldblum: *wears a tiger-print suit with a tiger-print shirt, a sparkled gold tie and tiger-print socks*
exactly my thoughts. besides, he fits the larger-than-life persona of the MCU's Grandmaster-or so I think-because he just oozes camp.
he did not sound like a minimalist on hotwings when he talked about his obsession for clothes lol.
@@QuickZ_ tbf I am pretty minimalist on everything except camping gear and cars.
@@QuickZ_ everyone has their one guilty pleasure....even minimalists? lol
His minimal may be defined differently.
Intensity like Jeff’s is rare and wonderful.
He’s a truly ‘genuine weirdo’. His sandwich answer was perfection.
True, but this is a show. These answers are written and rehearsed to some extent.
Would be nice to have absolutely no cares in the world off the back of not ever having to do a real job
@@datatsushi2016 you have no proof of that.
I’ve seen enough interviews with him and this is pretty consistently his style.
Yes, he knows the questions, but so what
@@batgurrl No proof? I don't think you understand how showbussiness works.
@@datatsushi2016 sure whatever makes you happy to believe if it enriches your life to insist it was all written out for him
Jeff Goldblum is that favorite uncle you'll never have..
And I’m very bummed out about it
And married with someone your age!
I kinda do have one like him, it’s great
@@martafiord
Are you sure she’s not more like 1/3 his age?
@@noragallivant i think she’s half his age but I still eyeroll
Dang. I think Jeff is the first person whose Colbert Questionnaire needed to be broken up into a two-parter. 😂
I didn’t even notice that! 😆
They did for Jon Stewart too.
Was thinking exactly that 😆
Colbert QuestionnERT 😁😁😁
ETHAN HAWKE ALSO……
The sandwich answer was brilliant
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
We may need an entire, 26-week series to get through the Questionert w/ Jeff Goldblum.
Jimmy is forever a Cuomosexual
@@idonthavetime2reply14 wut.
Have you seen his show on Disney plus
The face Colbert made when Jeff Goldblum made the exact same argument for bananas that he makes for Apples, is so perfect.
He clearly knew what the questions would be...
@@letsdeduce well, yeah... it's not like Colbert has changed the questions since he started that bit. 😄 The entertaining part is getting to see what their answers are! 😃
Oh, absolutely, what a face that was! Then again, the sandwich answer's response 🤝 was _~mwahh~_ perfection, as well!
(Edited my stupid typo)
4:48
Replace the word “perfect” with the word “Goldblum.”
Effin Jeff Goldblume is the slickest dude ever.
No he’s not wtf.
@@karimabraham7535
A bit jealous perhaps. I avoid comparing myself for that reason.
That Smooth moving Mac daddio dude, is an American treasure and authentically interesting (unique among actors) He's got great comedy chops with a rhythmic delivery likely developed from also being a talented jazz percussionist, during time off from Dinosaur wrangling of course.
@@Soy_Bomb I do hsve a bad habit of being jealous of other peoples lives but not his old a**
@@karimabraham7535 Different strokes I suppose.
His past appearances on the late show during the Craig Ferguson era are really entertaining.
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Apple's or oranges?
Jeff - Bananas!
Brilliant.
Jeff is one of the best combinations of style, class and empathy.
It's funny how Stephen asks seriously "Do the pants know that they will be thrown out?", like an adult trying to make a connection with a child as if they have the same amount of imagination, and like an unimpressed child Jeff says "Wtf they don't, know they're pants" XD
Jeff Goldblum is the shiniest, rarest, and most unusual coin in the fountain! He’s a wish come true that you didn’t even know you wanted! ✨
2:54
THE COMMITMENT TO THE OUTFIT *DOWN TO THE SOCKS*
We do not deserve this man.
I'm smashing the like button before he's saying anything, just because of his outfit... classic Goldblum
You can't help but notice and commend their continuity skills 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Thanks but feel free to let me know
any role I've played that I need to step up my game
Jeff goldblum is becoming more Jeff goldblumish as he get older
Thank you Jeff! The most dangerous animal is the Human
That’s an oxymoron.
Still waiting to have Jeff Goldblum and Aubrey Plaza being interviewed together. It would be hilariously off the rails.
What a dream duo!!
Omg that would be sooo awesome to see.
Jeff has taken these boring questions and made some magic!
Right!
I would 100% watch a Jeff Goldblum decluttering show. Not a hoarders-type show as it would be 3 seasons long for 1 home, but a decluttering show for sure
I hope they film that remote for LSSC… that would be an amazing treat. I think I’ll ask for that for Christmas
I’m also convinced that Jeff actually has almost no clothes of his own and that most of his wardrobe is designer loaners
Jeff is the Hollywood version of the large great Craig Sager. I still remember Kevin Garnet verbally dismantling his suit on air 🤣
Hey! Thanks for your comments... But feel free to let me know the areas you think I'm not playing the character so well. I'm open to criticism
Since Stephen started doing this I've been waiting for someone to get that scariest animal question right. Finally! Someone who knows the truth Humans are the scariest animals on earth!
Man, I love that outfit, but when I saw the socks...that completely killed it!!!
Rewatching to catch the sox.
The world needs more like him, a genuine original.
We are all originals.
But if there are more like him, would he still be a genuine original then?
The Pride of West Homestead Pa.
" must go faster"
Thank you.. And the world need people like you too
Hah, somebody actually tried to use “human” as an answer! Of course it would have been Jeff Goldblum.
Last weekend my husband and I showed our 14yo boy "Thor: Ragnarok." He thought Jeff's over-the-top "character" was a hoot. "No, he's like that all the time, son. That's just Jeff Goldblum on a normal day."
Finally, someone had the nads to answer the most dangerous animal question correctly - the human animal!
I just about had the same face Stephen did when Jeff seemed like he was gonna get the correct answer to the "apples or oranges" question
I love how he's always on the cusp of burping but in a charming way, and the way he constantly removes and throws his glasses around 😀
He's absolutely delightful. I could speak with him for hours n hours. A darling man. Xo
The answer to the best sandwich question was the best answer ever
Jeff Goldblum has the most creative answers for sure, especially to the sandwich and fruit questions.
I can feel myself going down a rabbit hole of these questionnaire videos but I have a feeling Jeff goldblum is where it will peak
Goldlum is PERFECT for this.
Pink lady apples are my fav... Unless it is Mac season! Pink Lady knocked granny Smith out of my number 2 position, I really like apples
Who thought Jeff should have received an Oscar for The Fly? Or at least a nomination. His slow transformation from man to monster was terrifying and brilliant.
Wow I can’t believe he didn’t receive an Oscar or nomination I assumed he did until I read your comment.
Yeah, he was robbed. Definitely should've been nominated, but the academy always looks down on certain genres - horror, sci-fi/fantasy, non-white/non-English language films, and comic movies for example.
Maybe the only way to fix that would be to add genre categories, but just imagine how much longer the ceremony would be then!
Personally I'd prefer it to lose the perceived relevance it had both in pop culture and in the industry. It's always been a deeply flawed endeavour, designed to pat themselves on the back and help market the films and the stars and directors, rather than an accurate marker of excellence in the field - it doesn't even acknowledge huge groups of professionals in the industry, even now!
@@helenl3193 For the most part I agree with you. It bothers me that the only thing resembling a horror movie to ever win Best Picture was a mediocrity in Silence of the Lambs. As for non-English films, that's called Best Foreign Picture which covers non-English language made outside of the USA.
The look on Stephen's face when he almost went with the peanut butter on apples phrase was hilarious.
Jeff Goldblum is such an attentive listener, he listens with his eyes and ears. Amazing to watch.
So refreshing. I wish more of us were brave enough to embrace our quirk and own it. It’s clear it’s not for attention, he is who he is and it comes through.
Jeff is *so* magnetic, I literally could listen to him talk about anything for hours... and somebody needs to pick him up for a decluttering show (although god help the editors of that!)
He is just so entertaining I just love him
With Jeff, one seemingly simple question becomes an entire episode, lol. He's a great entertainer. Not only would I watch episodes of Jeff cleaning out Stephen's closest, I would watch the two of them sit down with bags of apples and oranges and sample every different kind of nut butter smeared on them.
when he said...BANANAS! i absolutely lost it
I need that show about Jeff throwing people's stuff away. I've already started a pirate search and I will leave the window open
I could feel Stephens heart sink when Jeff said banana instead of apple
I really want a Jeff goldblum declutter show
JeffGoldblum needs to come to my house. I have boxes I still havent unpacked Since I moved into this apartment a few years ago and there’s literally no room to put anything else -- boxes of clothes and books and who knows what remain stacked in a corner
Same here! And now my sister tells me that she needs a new roof, and I better get my boxes from her attic pronto. So more stuff that needs a home, because I cannot let it go.
If you haven’t opened them in years just get rid of them!
@@lynnstlaurent6789 Blasphemy! How dare you suggest such a drastic plan! It takes years in a box for something to ripen enough to ooze sentimentality and tug your heart strings. Better plan... open it, soak up the memories, THEN get rid of it, lol.
Stephen: Apples or Oranges?
Jeff Goldblum: Bananas
I’ve never watched any movies in my life. Ever. So I seriously don’t know who this guy is but maaaan he’s interesting and funny! Really like him.
No one who dresses like that is actually a minimalist, he's a liar.
you funny
and probably correct
Lol I though something similar: a minimalist who dresses like a profligate 😄
He meant it as a Hollywood minimalist. The rich and famous live on a completely different level of reality than average, every day individuals. You don’t see these people at Walmart or the dollar store.
That sandwich answer I kinda knew it coming 🤣
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves..
"I'm a minimalist".... The suit says otherwise good sir!
Jeff Goldblum is an excellent model for life long learning, even in our senior years.
I want goldblum to come organize my closet, that’d be so amazing
Last week, I got a tattoo of Jeff Goldblum, and every time I watch him, I get reminded how great of a decision that was.
Jeff is aging quite well, As far as I know he became a father later in life than most typically.
I'll have to check if he has any grown children to be sure but I can't imagine how fun it is for his family, and growing up with Jeff Goldblum as your dad!
This gets ten out of ten Goldblums.
4:50 Colbert was happy coz he's been saying to all his guest that you can put peanut butter on an apple.
When jeff say's banana, that was shyamalan level twist for colbert
I didn’t think I could love Jeff Goldblum anymore than I do.
listening to Jeff goldblum talk is always such a journey and I absolutely love it
"I don't need your fruit, Jeff!"
And the winner of 'the sentence I never expected to hear' is...
Tickled me too!
Jeff Goldblum won’t die.
He’ll ascend.
Champion of Life, Jeff Goldblum; I comment this on every Goldblum clip I see lol
I never realized how much Jeff Goldblum's cadence, jesters and facial expressions are like Jack Benny. I wonder if it is intentional?
OMG! I never noticed that before and I watch his Disney+ show. Now I won't be able to stop seeing Mr. Benny.
"I don't need your fruit Jeff!" Why do I love that remark? ☺️
6:33
Oh jeeze, that fisting joke just about went over my head......
HE PLAYED THAT SO STRAIGHT.
Hate flies... vile things... only thing worse is baby flies. MAGAtz I think they are called. ;)
😜😁😊🥳👻😎
JEFFFF!!! As my D.I. screamed in my ear at MCRD… “GIRLS WEAR PANTS. MEN WEAR TROUSERS!!!😎
Scared the begeezus outta me.😎
We need a Jeff Goldblum decluttering! Jeff is right, Navel oranges are so good!
The question is not “will we find aliens?”, it’s, “when will Jeff goldblum tell us he’s an alien?”.
I'm a collector/hoarder so people who talk about being minimal and throwing things out make me feel like a terrible person...
stephen got so excited about peanut butter and then jeff said banana and the disappointment on his face was so funny 😂
I only watched this because I'm still working on my phobia of him. Hey man, I saw The Fly. I know what he's capable of! 😵💫
(Passes out)
(Wakes up)
Yes! Let Jeff go through Stephens closet!
(passes out again)
(wakes up again)
He was an Ali fan!?
I'm cured! 💃🎶
♥ to the uploader for including 'part 1'/ 'part 2' in the title! (and @ Colbert producers, do make that segment with Jeff Goldblum Marie-Kondoing Colbert's closet, please and thank you)
I'm so happy there are part 1 and 2 on these videos. Please keep using parts in the titles for multi video interviews
Well. This was short lived. One pair of videos with a part 1 and part 2. (Why use that just one time????)
I never expected to hear the name Claudia Cardinale on this show but Jeff is a rare man.
We want Keanu Reeves, Stephen Colbert and Jeff Goldblum going fishing and talking quirky grown up charming men stuff ...
This is the best Colbert Questionnaire! I've been waiting for someone to say that the human is the scariest animal!
Hello greetings from Keanu reeves...
Jeff Goldblum is a true eccentric artist, a real character, and a genuinely funny guy. The housefly answer cracked me up. That movie was pretty good.
A coin or did someone throw my phone out? Attire? I'm recycling my rooms atm.
I'm straight. How...
Is anyone on this planet that DOESN'T LOVE JEFF ????? Everyone loves Jeff Goldblum even Martians !
Due to the length of Mr Goldblum's answers, I had to go into the kitchen and make myself a Claudia Cardinale/Sophia Loren sammich! 😋
I wonder what his spot got bumped for? Or is this just a regurgitation? 🤔
O I see they just ran outt and time and cut his segment down from a few weeks back
This man is so lucky he was part of two beloved childhood movies of mine
Steven the Drunk. Best thing ever happened to Kimmels career.
He needs to have a reality show where he goes into homes and gets rid of furniture (minimalizes) and finds other things in their garage that he can use. He'd be such a riot!
Hello, how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!!
I think he meant to anthropomorphize pants -- not personify. ie/ the pants where crying (athro-) vs the pants cried like a human (personify)
Jeff Goldblum is the greatest liar to date on the Colbert Questionert. Reinforces my suspicions of this guy.
Colbert audience doesn’t appreciate Goldblum like a Conan audience.
The first answer was smooth af