Trump saying Cohen should serve "a full and complete sentence" gave me an idea. Lock Trump away until _he_ can produce a full and complete sentence. That'd be the last of him we'd ever see.
Well there's no incentive to help the people who served this country the government already got what they needed from them. The profit is in creating conflicts not cleaning up after them. It's pathetic.
Nikolina Cacija And if you think this “sitcom” isn’t effecting you now and doesn’t have the potential to Really effect you in the future, you haven’t paying attention.
@@mypetcrow9873 1- It's "affecting", not "effecting" (that word doesn't even exist). 2- Yes, anything Trump related is hilarious. I mean, have you read the guy's tweets? ^^ Didn't you see how the UN council laughed at his hilarious attempt to picture himself as one of the best US presidents ever? ^^ The way he talks, the way he throws his "friends" under the bus, his utter contempt towards others, his flaming speeches, ^^ This time I got a good laugh at his military budget flip, it's comedic gold ^^. But, honestly, the funniest thing for me isn't Trump, it's knowing that there are 80+ million people in the US who voted for him (and hundreds of millions around the world who would vote for such a guy) ^^. Truth is that he doesn't mean anything he says, he's simply an extravagant showman, a talking head...and those halfwits don't see it ^^.
We ALREADY spend more than the next EIGHT COUNTRIES COMBINED on the military (and six of those are our allies)! Why have the republicans cut funding for the areas that we are being attacked on? Daht daht daht -Election security? www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2017/04/24/the-top-15-countries-for-military-expenditure-in-2016-infographic/#34cac1d843f3
I saw a study a while ago on what difference it would make to teh space program if they had the entire military budget. To put it simply, space developments are slowed by a lack of money, not innovation, the ISS taking 10 years purely due to budget issues. With teh full military budget, it would have been the original 7 person "freedom station" completed within 1 year & within 10 years it would be a full colony on Mars - with an extra colony on the moon as part of the progress to get there. So maybe someone can convince him to redirect funds that direction & then move himself & his followers there, so they can't be attacked by anyone the military currently defends against (and are also out of reach of sane people who can then divert all the funding to healthy care etc)
Michael Cohen "is an honest, honorable lawyer." -- Rudy Giuliani, May 6, 2018. “I have no concern that Michael Cohen is going to do anything but tell the truth." -- Rudy Giuliani, July 8, 2018 Cohen is “a fine person with a wonderful family” who is a “businessman for his own account/lawyer who I have always liked & respected.” -- Donald J. trump, April 2018 “I always liked Michael Cohen… No, he’s not my lawyer anymore. But I always liked Michael, and he’s a good person.” -- Donald J. trump, June 15, 2018
I don't want to go to jail either. So, I don't do illegal stuff. It may sound surprising, but staying on the legal side actually prevents jail time. Crazy!
@@LordAJ12345 yea. I still make sure I have a drink and snack along for a five minute trip to the store in case I get pulled over which normally involves a very lengthy investigation time (for doing nothing wrong/based on pers history). And I'm a little old white lady in a WRX (there's where the profiling comes in) and not even black so I can imagine. btw, because of this phenomena, I raised my white son as I suppose a black mom raises her black son i.e. to be watchful of the police.
makesmefeellikeatalltree um to be honest....I just don’t think you raised your white son as a black mom would raise her children. Your son could be profiled but it’s most likely he wouldn’t be killed. I just think it’s irresponsible to think you could possibly think that you do what a black mom does regarding this matter. The panic is to real. It just is not the same.
@@flone9872 "Dot dot dot ...... every dot is an achievement." AND counts as a "character". You and your Loved one's have a Merry Christmas and may God bless you.
@lolzpa lulzpa that's a trickier situation than foreigners think. Have we made moral mistakes, very much so. When unethical things happen though we tend to get two vastly conflicting criticisms though. "Why aren't you doing anything?" And "who are you to police the world." We're damned if we do, damned if we don't.
I need healthcare, so does my parents and all the people with life threatening issues badly needs healthcare. Education is important too because half of the Americans just wants to become a stupid RUclipsr bcoz they are not suitable for real jobs.
Ah, Mao. One of history's all-time greatest fuckwits, and probably the reason current-day China is known for making cheap imitations of things invented in other places rather than driving innovation of their own... turns out, if you intentionally murder all the smart people, burn all the books you can find, and force upon people a brutal system that kills them and/or treats them like crap unless they act exactly the way you want... your country ends up with severe, lasting harm. o.o Good thing Drumpf isn't trying to dismantle the US' educational system or build a cult of personality that blindly obeys his every terrible idea or anything! OH WAIT.
@@hazukichanx408 The ones that survived were also so starved that it effected the brain development of anyone who was a child at the time. I'm sure that would never happen in America, school lunches or food stamps would never be threatened would they.......
I am waiting for Eric to give his father the final stab and Trump uttering his last words : 'Tu quoque fili mi?' Trump speaking Latin, huh, who am I kidding?
I would like to assure you that as an American, I do not need to live in an arctic marshy "forest land" to know what is wrong with the prospect of raking millions of acres of forest besides the fact that it would remove plant nutrition and eliminate natural habitats for small creatures like mice and insects, which are, of course, vital to the ecosystem.
My dream for Donnie? Fugitive President...he makes a run for it, tries to hide out in a morals challenged country without extradition. He succeeds for a time, until the once friendly TWSH turns him in for the reward. Then he, his family and their cohorts all suffer a lengthy and embarrassing trial, found guilty of treason at a time of war and executed. Providing material support and comfort to enemies during time of war is treason. Putin is the supplier of all the arms used against our troops in Afghanistan and Iraq. Russian bombs and bullets kill our soldiers every day, yet Trump calls Putin 'friend' and asks him publicly for favors. Reagan, the Commie Hunter, is spinning in his grave.
Greg Gallacci no, he should not be executed lest he become a martyr. He should get life without parole. In general population. In Mexico. And Trump should pay the Mexican government for the imprisonment, at prices _they_ will set. He’ll have to pay exorbitant prices for each sub-par meal, toilet paper will require a lease agreement...
Alien Bodo delusional NPC Obama is a deep state puppet,,his own brother says there was a change in his demeaner the moment he became president,,,Trump is getting the flack from deep state,,,it's a common criminal practice across the USA were they leverage people to testify against others and if they don't then they find a way to get that person jail time or other forms of revenge from government because they cooperate we are now witnessing it being done to the president himself ,,there is no equality of justice at all ,I mean just yesterday Neil degrass Tyson was on Stephen Colbert,,he has at least 2 sexual harassment accusers that are way more credible and recent than the 40 year old vauge one against kavanough,,,,and you don't even know about it,,,,because they have NO MORAL STANDARDS,,,it's all power,,,just look up and listen to Keith Ellisons accusers interview were your fellow leftist explains how she was treated by her own Democrat party,,,you exploit women and anything else that you think will get you power ,you don't care about people
By the "deep state" I always assume they mean the collection of Lovecraftian monsters slumbering the aeons away at the ocean's bottom. It usually makes more sense that way. --Dave, also, if your demeanor does NOT undergo a marked change on becoming President and getting security-briefed, ur doin it rong
Plot twist; if anyone’s “framing” Trump, it would be Trump. I mean he’s so stupid he’d probably admit to killing someone to try and get out of a speeding ticket. Side question: How does Trump golf with bone spurs?
It makes me nauseous to think these maniacs are in control of Our housing. Our education. Our safeguards against corporations. Our finances. Our military.
Rickus LastName: I agree with your sentiment, but let's be accurate with our grammar. *"Nauseous"* means "creating or causing nausea: revolting, disgusting". 45* is "nauseous": we are "nauseated". This has been your Grammar Nazi Public Service Announcement...
Rickus I agree. Imagine if the u.s. diverted some NASA funds, some Weapons Manufacturing plants and divert those moneys to housing, health and education? Like in a meaningful way? Respect.
Here in Missouri we elected a governor that wants to lower property values so you don't have to pay as much in taxes.... think about that. While the cost of building houses is skyrocketing due to lumber tariffs against Canada, our Republican Governor is lowering property values. This will be fine. As long as we kill off 20% of the people in Missouri.
New Zealand actually produces the ‘finest and cleanest’ agricultural products in the world. Particularly dairy products and they provide China with the entirety of their dairy imports. Damn I write better than a US president. But that isn’t difficult I guess!
Australia provides the milk for their baby foods though :P Australian made baby formula is in such demand in China that it is limited in quantity in Australian supermarkets to stop people buying out the stores just to ship to China for profit. There were shortages for Australian mothers before they implemented a 4 tin limit per person per day. So start them on the Australian milk & then transfer them to the Kiwi stuff when they're old enough for ice cream :). I don't think there's any disputes that NZ ice cream is the world's best!
Indeed, that comment on the USA making the best stuff is a major lol, its so bad for you it wouldn't pass EU food quality laws ...stuffs practically a bio weapon
I know this is weird to think, but... working for a president used to be a great honor. I mean, yes, sometimes you were asked to do shady things, but great pains were taken to hide the crimes because a scandal involving the president was unthinkable. Granted, that was over two centuries ago in the beforetimes when things made sense.
@elijah mikle Oh, it's true, no president was ever perfect. They all had their own goals and I have no doubt at all that there was money deals left and right. Trump is only different in the fact that he sucks at hiding things and the sheer volume of shady shit he's involved in. How can we be shocked when he keeps hitting us with scandal after scandal? We don't even get to take a breath before he's done something else even more insane.
While this is a well-known empirical law, it also follows analytically from the Trump-Gödel Incompetence Completeness Theorem. New branches of zero value logic have been created to account for the surprising discovery that usually neither the original statement nor its negation are true.
@Sean Williams And also 50 congresspeople, in the same party of the President, who are as crazy as the GOP folks. E. g., some of them, here, want to criminalise communism, as in the darkest days of Brazilian history (1964-85).
Fairy Tail Yes, very embarrassed by this president. We are getting increasingly in debt bc of this fool that is supposed to know how to run businesses and companies. Our hole just gets deeper and deeper.
Carla Kinsella That is the problem. He 'knows'(?) how to run businesses and companies. Not a country. They require two completely different skill sets.
When that was first reported ($716 billion for military), it was also reported that the military didn't request it!!! (Another "thanks, Trump!) Let's set future generations so far into debt that they'll be passing that debt on to their kids, grandkids, great grandkids, great-great grandkids...
The Art of Speaking Like Donald Trump -- 1) Add "very" in multiples of three or "really" in multiples of two before any adjective. Trump often uses simple adjectives, but he modifies them to emphasize the importance of those adjectives. "I'm rich. Some people would say I'm very, very, very rich." 2.) Use the word "not" before any adjective and for bonus points, combined with Rule No. 1. "He is really, really a not smart person." 3.) Reference how many people have told you or asked you something. Add "I don't know, but that is what people are telling me," after Rule 3, especially if what you are saying is highly critical of someone. "Dozens of people have called me to tell me that Joe is really, really not an honest person. I don't know, but that is what people are telling me."
2:00 that's shitty, you can tell that their were Trump hecklers in the audience. They are definitely becoming more vocal in public. Last week when a friend of mine dared to say how bad Trump's tariffs were for his family farm business, a man from across the damn isle at Walmart started yelling obscenities and telling us to go back to Mexico. "I am not Mexican and he is from Indiana.." It was actually funny once the initial shock passed
@@vandayshataylor4096 We didn't really say anything because we assumed he was yelling at someone else. I mean neither of us are Mexican and we were not talking about anything related to immigration so we figured maybe we were the ones overhearing an argument. That is until we saw him walk past the isle and flip us off. Then we were laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Squid SQuiddly I say shut it down. People say racist things to me all the time . Sometimes it applies to me most times it doesn’t....because I’m very multi cultural. I shut people down in public for racist crap. Like free speech is great but what if he was talking to an actual Mexican person. That is traumatic to deal with. Was everyone gonna just let that mess happen. You’re lucky you could laugh but try to be an ally. I believe some people know what there doing. He’s a moron but people don’t say racist things for no reason. I just want you to look at it from another view. Btw I like you RUclips name if it refers to squidward
It’s pretty scary. I am a new transplant from Seattle to Pisswater AZ. The pseudo-christian hypocrisy and knee-jerk patriotism is sickening. I am actually thinking of doing the unthinkable and ordering a custom bumper sticker to put on my beloved year 2000 box-style 4 door cherry red Cherokee Classic, ‘Cayenne.” ( You can tell that I love my car.). It would read ‘Put your religion, politics and pride in killing back in your pants!’
I watched a news report this morning where they read some Trump tweet, the ellipses were not annunciated but as I read along I heard Stephen saying "dot, dot, dot, dot" in my head, lol
Man 716$ billion. You guys know, that's more than the next 20 countries (Russia, China, India, so on....20!) military budget COMBINED! Meanwhile my school lunch budget is 1.5$ per person..... Good enough?
Mr Trump, can you tell us what happened that night? "Yes, I was there when they were cutting up the body, I was careful and didn't get any blood on me, and it was late so I left before they finished. Not guilty!"
"unrelated to trump things" Too Funny. What will poor Steven do when Trump is defeated in 2020!?!? Trump does the best material The Late Show has ever had!
Believe me, I'm from Argentina. Macri is too much of a sucker and an idiot himself, I'm happy he got ignored like that. It's the physical representation of how much Trump cares for Latin America.
So, Simon Cowell says that only a few people can truly sing, well, he's never met people that have been prosecuted by Robert Mueller. Wanna sing like a Soprano, maybe a Tenor, how about Falsetto? Simple, get on the wrong side of Robert Mueller and he'll make you a star. lol
Ok.
It doesn't matter if you're liberal or conservative.
Republican or Democrat.
What Trump did at the G20 is just plain rude.
arbknight12 what did he do? I missed those news. Can’t keep up
Oh but it unfortunately does matter. We now seem to let politics affect our views of EVERYTHING
arbknight12 Ah just finished the video, nevermind
He did a dump on the floor and blamed it on Japan.
It’s disturbing. The man has lost what little mind he had😳
Trump saying Cohen should serve "a full and complete sentence" gave me an idea. Lock Trump away until _he_ can produce a full and complete sentence. That'd be the last of him we'd ever see.
i have a little file for good quotations. yours just made it into it.
Lmao 😂
@@FlorisGerber I feel very humbled to have made it into your file ;D
Nice.
Oh that's good! Loloooo 😆😆😆
Gonna love Colbert's "dot, dot, dot" rendition....MAKE A BOOK ON THAT ONE, STEVE!!!
We need a compilation video of all the "Daht daht, daht...." in a row.
Make this come true!!!
You mean an 1 Hour Loop? ^^°
That would be so long, but great nonetheless
Bonus: the parenthesis talk!
ruclips.net/video/1gBjhPi9hw4/видео.html
$716 B into the pockets of companies who manufacture American munitions overseas while the VA is shorting actual soldiers
Well there's no incentive to help the people who served this country the government already got what they needed from them. The profit is in creating conflicts not cleaning up after them. It's pathetic.
"He should serve a full and complete sentence."
Presidents first.
America, the sitcom for the world
Yes, you are so right. We are loving it here in Switzerland. Better than „this is us“ or „shameless“
Daniel Danielsen If you think this is a sitcom you haven’t been paying attention.
Nikolina Cacija And if you think this “sitcom” isn’t effecting you now and doesn’t have the potential to Really effect you in the future, you haven’t paying attention.
And then the nukes go off and everybody dies.
Haha.
@@mypetcrow9873
1- It's "affecting", not "effecting" (that word doesn't even exist).
2- Yes, anything Trump related is hilarious.
I mean, have you read the guy's tweets? ^^
Didn't you see how the UN council laughed at his hilarious attempt to picture himself as one of the best US presidents ever? ^^
The way he talks, the way he throws his "friends" under the bus, his utter contempt towards others, his flaming speeches, ^^
This time I got a good laugh at his military budget flip, it's comedic gold ^^.
But, honestly, the funniest thing for me isn't Trump, it's knowing that there are 80+ million people in the US who voted for him (and hundreds of millions around the world who would vote for such a guy) ^^.
Truth is that he doesn't mean anything he says, he's simply an extravagant showman, a talking head...and those halfwits don't see it ^^.
Man imagine using 10% of that military budget on medical care or education
We ALREADY spend more than the next EIGHT COUNTRIES COMBINED on the military (and six of those are our allies)! Why have the republicans cut funding for the areas that we are being attacked on? Daht daht daht -Election security?
www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2017/04/24/the-top-15-countries-for-military-expenditure-in-2016-infographic/#34cac1d843f3
One guess is all you'll need.
I saw a study a while ago on what difference it would make to teh space program if they had the entire military budget. To put it simply, space developments are slowed by a lack of money, not innovation, the ISS taking 10 years purely due to budget issues. With teh full military budget, it would have been the original 7 person "freedom station" completed within 1 year & within 10 years it would be a full colony on Mars - with an extra colony on the moon as part of the progress to get there.
So maybe someone can convince him to redirect funds that direction & then move himself & his followers there, so they can't be attacked by anyone the military currently defends against (and are also out of reach of sane people who can then divert all the funding to healthy care etc)
Public spending on the health and education? That's SOCIALIST! Only developed countries still do that!
@@ixlnxs You think socialism is not Democracy. Oh you like Plutocracy better of course.
Michael Cohen "is an honest, honorable lawyer." -- Rudy Giuliani, May 6, 2018.
“I have no concern that Michael Cohen is going to do anything but tell the truth." -- Rudy Giuliani, July 8, 2018
Cohen is “a fine person with a wonderful family” who is a “businessman for his own account/lawyer who I have always liked & respected.” -- Donald J. trump, April 2018
“I always liked Michael Cohen… No, he’s not my lawyer anymore. But I always liked Michael, and he’s a good person.” -- Donald J. trump, June 15, 2018
The trouble is......Cohen has had to dance thru some complicated crap!
I don't want to go to jail either. So, I don't do illegal stuff. It may sound surprising, but staying on the legal side actually prevents jail time. Crazy!
Unless you’re black, that is.
(Trump always manages to bring out the cynical side in me...)
@@LordAJ12345 yea. I still make sure I have a drink and snack along for a five minute trip to the store in case I get pulled over which normally involves a very lengthy investigation time (for doing nothing wrong/based on pers history). And I'm a little old white lady in a WRX (there's where the profiling comes in) and not even black so I can imagine. btw, because of this phenomena, I raised my white son as I suppose a black mom raises her black son i.e. to be watchful of the police.
makesmefeellikeatalltree um to be honest....I just don’t think you raised your white son as a black mom would raise her children. Your son could be profiled but it’s most likely he wouldn’t be killed. I just think it’s irresponsible to think you could possibly think that you do what a black mom does regarding this matter. The panic is to real. It just is not the same.
It's a bold plan
Well it should in a nation with a functional Justice system... But... Well you know...
Donald Trump is the best writer The Late Show has ever had.
Ryan I’d be cool with trading him in for Biden. Jokes might get a bit stale, but I think the pacing would be less hectic.
Dot dot dot ...... every dot is an achievement.
BFKC is this a whoosh! Cause I’m confused 😐
No, he isn't, he is a deranged scumbag, and the last few weeks are the show's low-points - and wanky creatures like you just confirm it too...
@@flone9872 "Dot dot dot ...... every dot is an achievement." AND counts as a "character". You and your Loved one's have a Merry Christmas and may God bless you.
Sorry, did I say pardon? I meant pardon't.
Wait when Trump the Dumb screams Parley to Mueller. Maybe that orange dump wears a Eyepatch when doing so.
I remember 😂
I heard pardoff
Pard-Off.......
ORION The Misc of The Internet LOLOL
Love when he's out of the country, hate how he makes us a laughingstock abroad. It's a real catch 22 situation
lolzpa lulzpa 😭
lolzpa lulzpa
Not cool, bruh.
Very not cool.
@lolzpa lulzpa that's a trickier situation than foreigners think. Have we made moral mistakes, very much so. When unethical things happen though we tend to get two vastly conflicting criticisms though. "Why aren't you doing anything?" And "who are you to police the world." We're damned if we do, damned if we don't.
@@jenpenn22 -- Exactly! Mostly to your second comment, but "Exactly!" to both of them.
Catch 45
don't have healthcare, don't have proper education, but hey we have 716 billion for the military
But the regular servicemen and women won't see a lick of any extra money. Cynical me says it's just another way to put public money into private hands
Wars are good they help the economy.
@@michaelpondo6324 no they don't!!! Spending $716B on the people is better!!! I want MY money!!
Who needs healthcare and education when we can just go out and legally kill people with no repercussion???? Real life Grand Theft Auto Max!!!
I need healthcare, so does my parents and all the people with life threatening issues badly needs healthcare. Education is important too because half of the Americans just wants to become a stupid RUclipsr bcoz they are not suitable for real jobs.
Tell Trump that "Great leap forward" is not the best term to use in relation to China.
came here to say this. thank you
Ah, Mao. One of history's all-time greatest fuckwits, and probably the reason current-day China is known for making cheap imitations of things invented in other places rather than driving innovation of their own... turns out, if you intentionally murder all the smart people, burn all the books you can find, and force upon people a brutal system that kills them and/or treats them like crap unless they act exactly the way you want... your country ends up with severe, lasting harm. o.o
Good thing Drumpf isn't trying to dismantle the US' educational system or build a cult of personality that blindly obeys his every terrible idea or anything!
OH WAIT.
Hazukichan X scary.
@@hazukichanx408 The ones that survived were also so starved that it effected the brain development of anyone who was a child at the time. I'm sure that would never happen in America, school lunches or food stamps would never be threatened would they.......
@@lilaclizard4504 our school food is one step above prison food. Some are way better though.
A “Big Leap Forward”, eh? Now where have I heard that before…?
Wow, Trump is actually referring to himself in third person.
Like a king.
Except he calls it, "like, as though someone else is talking about me"!
I could be wrong, but is this the definition of insane?
I am waiting for Eric to give his father the final stab and Trump uttering his last words : 'Tu quoque fili mi?'
Trump speaking Latin, huh, who am I kidding?
Lucien Noens that's too intelligent.
Scott Free is nice guy I hear.
When I saw "Scott free" .... I thought of the toilet paper stuck to his shoe. I won't speculate on why that happened.
Scott Free is innocent!
Actually what the idiot doesn't realize is that the phrase originally refers to not paying taxes
The word scot refers to a tax from Old Norse and French. So "getting away scot free" means not paying a tax! How apposite!
@Lucille Hino you go scot-free ;)
Greetings from Finland. Wtf is wrong with your president?
So many things. How much time do you have? Not my president.
Everything🙄
Mita kuluu... he's insane.
I would like to assure you that as an American, I do not need to live in an arctic marshy "forest land" to know what is wrong with the prospect of raking millions of acres of forest besides the fact that it would remove plant nutrition and eliminate natural habitats for small creatures like mice and insects, which are, of course, vital to the ecosystem.
What ISN'T wrong with that doofus? To Finland, and the rest of the world: we're trying as fast as we can to impeach this Tangerine twit.😣
I hope TRUMP serves a full, complete and very LOOOOOONG prison sentence!!! Most corrupt mafia boss Pres, ever!!
Not if those cheeseburgers get to him first. Let the race begin.
My dream for Donnie?
Fugitive President...he makes a run for it, tries to hide out in a morals challenged country without extradition.
He succeeds for a time, until the once friendly TWSH turns him in for the reward.
Then he, his family and their cohorts all suffer a lengthy and embarrassing trial, found guilty of treason at a time of war and executed.
Providing material support and comfort to enemies during time of war is treason.
Putin is the supplier of all the arms used against our troops in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Russian bombs and bullets kill our soldiers every day, yet Trump calls Putin 'friend' and asks him publicly for favors.
Reagan, the Commie Hunter, is spinning in his grave.
@@fairytail2484 : Those cheeseburgers are the only friends Trump has.
He's second behind reagan
Greg Gallacci no, he should not be executed lest he become a martyr. He should get life without parole.
In general population.
In Mexico.
And Trump should pay the Mexican government for the imprisonment, at prices _they_ will set. He’ll have to pay exorbitant prices for each sub-par meal, toilet paper will require a lease agreement...
Am I the only one who found the line about a "BIG leap forward" funny, especially as a positive about China and farm supplies.
I wouldn't say I found it funny, more appalling. Although I can't imagine Trump knows what 'the great leap forward is'.
BuckGreywolfe Why would we hope for that?
The Mueller should be the name of the next Marvel superhero...
He'll always be a hero to me!
Alien Bodo delusional NPC Obama is a deep state puppet,,his own brother says there was a change in his demeaner the moment he became president,,,Trump is getting the flack from deep state,,,it's a common criminal practice across the USA were they leverage people to testify against others and if they don't then they find a way to get that person jail time or other forms of revenge from government because they cooperate we are now witnessing it being done to the president himself ,,there is no equality of justice at all ,I mean just yesterday Neil degrass Tyson was on Stephen Colbert,,he has at least 2 sexual harassment accusers that are way more credible and recent than the 40 year old vauge one against kavanough,,,,and you don't even know about it,,,,because they have NO MORAL STANDARDS,,,it's all power,,,just look up and listen to Keith Ellisons accusers interview were your fellow leftist explains how she was treated by her own Democrat party,,,you exploit women and anything else that you think will get you power ,you don't care about people
critical thinking wow...talk about a shiny tinfoil hat...btw I stopped readin your mental diahreea at “deep state puppet”...
By the "deep state" I always assume they mean the collection of Lovecraftian monsters slumbering the aeons away at the ocean's bottom. It usually makes more sense that way.
--Dave, also, if your demeanor does NOT undergo a marked change on becoming President and getting security-briefed, ur doin it rong
@@alienbodo6060 I didn't make it past delusional NPC...
Can't wait to see all of this shake out
Plot twist; if anyone’s “framing” Trump, it would be Trump.
I mean he’s so stupid he’d probably admit to killing someone to try and get out of a speeding ticket.
Side question: How does Trump golf with bone spurs?
Lol. Well, the last 4yrs with Biden were hilarious - except for the lies and the basic elder abuse that took place.
Lol
“ get me out of here” what the hell did he become president for then if he can’t stand being around other world leaders and having to travel
the military parades
The Money. He was relying on the "paycheck till he dies " for his service in office.
It makes me nauseous to think these maniacs are in control of Our housing. Our education. Our safeguards against corporations. Our finances. Our military.
Rickus LastName problem with republicans
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Rickus LastName: I agree with your sentiment, but let's be accurate with our grammar.
*"Nauseous"* means "creating or causing nausea: revolting, disgusting". 45* is "nauseous": we are "nauseated".
This has been your Grammar Nazi Public Service Announcement...
Rickus I agree. Imagine if the u.s. diverted some NASA funds, some Weapons Manufacturing plants and divert those moneys to housing, health and education? Like in a meaningful way? Respect.
Here in Missouri we elected a governor that wants to lower property values so you don't have to pay as much in taxes.... think about that. While the cost of building houses is skyrocketing due to lumber tariffs against Canada, our Republican Governor is lowering property values. This will be fine. As long as we kill off 20% of the people in Missouri.
"Get him out of here" America to Trump
you are not America. speak for yourself socialists.
MrMferg240 she’s more America than the people who support Trump.
"Here comes the Trump handler..." 😂 🤣 😃 😄 😅
That part was hilarious wasn't it?
can't wait to see trump getting the mueller's award
Me either!!!
The shiny, double bracelet award.
Tammy Hibner Made of Gold!
Yan De Souza good one! Its steel and can lock.
@Yan De Souza, they already have a great start to the coveted "Darwin Award"!
The fact Trump walked off like he did and just said “Get me out of here” is so disrespectful and shows why he shouldn’t deal with foreign affairs
New Zealand actually produces the ‘finest and cleanest’ agricultural products in the world. Particularly dairy products and they provide China with the entirety of their dairy imports.
Damn I write better than a US president. But that isn’t difficult I guess!
Funny White Girl! You are funny!! You do write much better! Donald needs an English tutor.
Australia provides the milk for their baby foods though :P Australian made baby formula is in such demand in China that it is limited in quantity in Australian supermarkets to stop people buying out the stores just to ship to China for profit. There were shortages for Australian mothers before they implemented a 4 tin limit per person per day.
So start them on the Australian milk & then transfer them to the Kiwi stuff when they're old enough for ice cream :). I don't think there's any disputes that NZ ice cream is the world's best!
Lilac Lizard I know there’s something crazy going on in Australia with the Chinese obsession with formula!!! That’s where the real money is!
Indeed, that comment on the USA making the best stuff is a major lol, its so bad for you it wouldn't pass EU food quality laws ...stuffs practically a bio weapon
They also produced the finest exploding pants.
If these people didn’t want to go to jail, why did they agree to work for president💩?
They probably thought they would never get caught
I know this is weird to think, but... working for a president used to be a great honor. I mean, yes, sometimes you were asked to do shady things, but great pains were taken to hide the crimes because a scandal involving the president was unthinkable. Granted, that was over two centuries ago in the beforetimes when things made sense.
Chunkboi. They thought Trump & Putin were going to setup a dictatorship and thought they would have a job for life.... without jail.
Money
@elijah mikle Oh, it's true, no president was ever perfect. They all had their own goals and I have no doubt at all that there was money deals left and right. Trump is only different in the fact that he sucks at hiding things and the sheer volume of shady shit he's involved in. How can we be shocked when he keeps hitting us with scandal after scandal? We don't even get to take a breath before he's done something else even more insane.
For every Trump statement, there's an equal and opposite un-statement.
It's called an alternative statement
Aka FAKE NEWS!
Spiderous nice😅
Come on, keep it up we’re on a rol!
While this is a well-known empirical law, it also follows analytically from the Trump-Gödel Incompetence Completeness Theorem. New branches of zero value logic have been created to account for the surprising discovery that usually neither the original statement nor its negation are true.
NIXON HAD TAPES ! COHEN HAS TAPES !
The Trump handler should have used a butterfly net. 😀😁😂
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Is this how ego centric Trump is? Make a problem like tarffis happen, which screwed over farmers, and then fix it and then take credit for it? LOL
Oh, so hoped that I wasnt the only one. This is bloody nutz!🤪😱
Not surprising really. Anything that comedy writers come up with, Trump will always take it to the next level.
Here’s the thing...the stupid farmers are applauding him for it.
Yes
One of the identifying traits of a sociopath.
They knocked it out of the park with this monologue.
Is it just me or does Stephen's "Brendan Frasier"-tangent sound like something DT would actually bring up in the middle of a press conference?
happy Birthday, Brendon!
Greetings from Brazil, my fellow Trump haters!
Oiiii, don't worry we will have him out of office soon.
I hope so. Meanwhile, a "Trump-like" man is about to get in office exactly 4 weeks from today. The shit hasn't even been thrown in the fan yet. :)(
@Sean Williams And also 50 congresspeople, in the same party of the President, who are as crazy as the GOP folks. E. g., some of them, here, want to criminalise communism, as in the darkest days of Brazilian history (1964-85).
Hilarious!!!! Way to go Stephen!!
After Argentina, Individual 1 flew home on Air Force 1 with a number 2 in his pants.
Peter S Smokey!
Only you can prevent trouser fires... by pooping on it.
Congratulations on winning the comments section.
@@hawkeye5955 has a team raking his undies out to control/prevent trouserfire!
Peter S Good one dude!!! 👍👍👍👍😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂LMFAO)LaughingMyFatA**Off) and PIMP(PeeingInMyPants)!!!
Are you not completely and totally embarrassed by your president?
I am no American so I'm just embarrassed for humanity.
Fairy Tail Yes, very embarrassed by this president. We are getting increasingly in debt bc of this fool that is supposed to know how to run businesses and companies. Our hole just gets deeper and deeper.
Fairy Tail oh wE are.
More than anyone cam imagine. Much more. We have a rude, illiterate hard boiled egg for President.
Carla Kinsella That is the problem. He 'knows'(?) how to run businesses and companies. Not a country. They require two completely different skill sets.
716billion!! wow! that's a whopper!! no limit in size to Donny's Lies.
RIXRADvidz President Lord of the Flies. Father of Lies.
It would be super funny if it wasn't so terrifying
Trump has finally devolved to the point of referring to himself in the third person.
He has always done that.
Zone 9 but now he’s added the quotation marks. What’s his point?
It’s anybody’s guess.
@Lucille Hino Lay off the drugs. Don couldn't find his ass with both hands, much less research anything.
Montesama314 my dad does it all the time.3rd person when he is in trouble
@Lucille Hino WOW! That was the biggest slathering of KOOL-AID I have ever seen! Swallow much?
When that was first reported ($716 billion for military), it was also reported that the military didn't request it!!! (Another "thanks, Trump!) Let's set future generations so far into debt that they'll be passing that debt on to their kids, grandkids, great grandkids, great-great grandkids...
Does he remember what the Great Leap Forward was in the history of China? Talk about tone deaf
The Art of Speaking Like Donald Trump --
1) Add "very" in multiples of three or "really" in multiples of two before any adjective. Trump often uses simple adjectives, but he modifies them to emphasize the importance of those adjectives. "I'm rich. Some people would say I'm very, very, very rich."
2.) Use the word "not" before any adjective and for bonus points, combined with Rule No. 1. "He is really, really a not smart person."
3.) Reference how many people have told you or asked you something. Add "I don't know, but that is what people are telling me," after Rule 3, especially if what you are saying is highly critical of someone. "Dozens of people have called me to tell me that Joe is really, really not an honest person. I don't know, but that is what people are telling me."
ThE DuCk
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Bravo!
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You forgot "tremendous"!
Nailed it
The way trump speaks appeals to the barely educated.
Lest we forget BIGLY AND COFEFE. LMAO
World Here. Just to let you know we are loving The Trump show. Best thing to come out of America since Breaking Bad. Hilarious 😂
When has Trump not had a press conference or held his twittering tongue out of respect for the dead?
2:00 that's shitty, you can tell that their were Trump hecklers in the audience. They are definitely becoming more vocal in public. Last week when a friend of mine dared to say how bad Trump's tariffs were for his family farm business, a man from across the damn isle at Walmart started yelling obscenities and telling us to go back to Mexico. "I am not Mexican and he is from Indiana.." It was actually funny once the initial shock passed
BACA TORTURED US IN JAIL HE BRAINWASHED US FBI ONLY CARED AFTER 2 AGENTS GOT BRAINWASHED. HE TAUGHT TRUMP HOW
What did you say to him ?
@@vandayshataylor4096 We didn't really say anything because we assumed he was yelling at someone else. I mean neither of us are Mexican and we were not talking about anything related to immigration so we figured maybe we were the ones overhearing an argument. That is until we saw him walk past the isle and flip us off. Then we were laughing at the absurdity of it all.
Squid SQuiddly I say shut it down. People say racist things to me all the time . Sometimes it applies to me most times it doesn’t....because I’m very multi cultural. I shut people down in public for racist crap. Like free speech is great but what if he was talking to an actual Mexican person. That is traumatic to deal with. Was everyone gonna just let that mess happen. You’re lucky you could laugh but try to be an ally. I believe some people know what there doing. He’s a moron but people don’t say racist things for no reason. I just want you to look at it from another view. Btw I like you RUclips name if it refers to squidward
It’s pretty scary. I am a new transplant from Seattle to Pisswater AZ. The pseudo-christian hypocrisy and knee-jerk patriotism is sickening. I am actually thinking of doing the unthinkable and ordering a custom bumper sticker to put on my beloved year 2000 box-style 4 door cherry red Cherokee Classic, ‘Cayenne.” ( You can tell that I love my car.). It would read ‘Put your religion, politics and pride in killing back in your pants!’
I think Donald J(..off) Trump, who's father has the money, should also serve the full sentence.
I've reached the point where I can't, with certainty, distinguish Stephen's original material from his Trump quotes and paraphrases.
that pardoff thing is so spot on, i bet trump actually asked it
"In fact, can I make him go to jail. What's the opposite of a pardon? A pardoff?. I Pardoff you" Lol!!
I watched a news report this morning where they read some Trump tweet, the ellipses were not annunciated but as I read along I heard Stephen saying "dot, dot, dot, dot" in my head, lol
Tis the season for subpoenas!
so hypocritical for the rich/corporations to demand a "level playing field". goddamn that pisses me off.
That pard-on cannot simply go away.
Ah yes just like the Great Benjamin Franklin said, “In this world nothing can be certain, except death and taxis”.
Truly enjoy your monologues, Steve, and love the grey in your hair that's beginning to come out! whhoooo!
Man 716$ billion. You guys know, that's more than the next 20 countries (Russia, China, India, so on....20!) military budget COMBINED!
Meanwhile my school lunch budget is 1.5$ per person..... Good enough?
When I need a good laugh I watch Stephen Colbert!
The leash would explain his yanking handshake.
So we’re not even gonna address the “Scott Free” in the room!?
LMAO Treason's Greeting's !
The way he says dot dot dot dot dot is hilarious!!!
Haha you forgot how trump said he understood spanish better than his translator and then dropped the mic on the floor XD
Did he...did that actually happen or is it a mock-up ? He actually walked out on a president of another country and said get me out of here???
Oh how I have missed Stephen Colbert... Why so late it past 7 in England.......🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🎄
Lana Hudson me too! I think they just uploaded!!but thinks God we can still watch today!!
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I know..... it's the only thing besides Seth Meyers that I have to look forward to when I wake up in the morning.. 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Lana Hudson I thought I was the only one! 😊
I AGREE!
I listen to him EVERY MORNING and it wasn't there this morning! What's up???
First, a leash. Next, a shock collar. Finally, send his ass to the pound.
Google image result for regret.... God this show is good
My favorite monologue in a long time!! Sooooo funny!!!!!! I love you Stephen!!
"Unrelated to Trump"
Ooh ooh I know this one! Things he wishes Ivanka was.
Trump now speaks of himself in the third person. Momon is worried by such behavior.
@@momon969 I see what you did there😁👍
I'm glad he cleared it up. For a moment, I was concerned it was all related to drumpf.
Mr Trump, can you tell us what happened that night?
"Yes, I was there when they were cutting up the body, I was careful and didn't get any blood on me, and it was late so I left before they finished. Not guilty!"
I would’ve laughed even harder if Trump had only put the word “President” in quotes, I do it all the time.
Cohen wasn't faking it😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Man calling Warby Parker to ask about their return policy" !!! LOLLLLLL
Best part of the whole vid to me😂
"unrelated to trump things" Too Funny. What will poor Steven do when Trump is defeated in 2020!?!? Trump does the best material The Late Show has ever had!
A full and complete sentence? 20 to life.
Trump actually tweeted "big leap forward" when referring to China? I kind of hope he doesn't know what he's almost referencing.
Rest assured, the OrangeOne doesn't know anything.
nightw4tchman he doesn’t read
@@tinaloveseddie neither did the Chinese after the great leap forward. dot dot dot dot dot
Scott Free rofl
trump presidency is my favorite reality show and i am from Kenya. 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen, you missed Trump's opening for a Great Leap Forward joke. IT WAS RIGHT THERE.
Argentina's President turn around just to be able to laugh!
It struck me as odd, but I bet that was it!
Trump thinks his family are all going deaf, because every time he talks to them they say "Pardon?"
Ha ha. Best joke in the comment section!
Trump can't even write a full and complete sentence...
Full, yes... complete (or even coherent), no...
716 billion dollars. Imagine if that went to education.
Macri as he faces the blue wall: "Americans elected a senile old goat for President!"
Macri? Who's that?
Believe me, I'm from Argentina. Macri is too much of a sucker and an idiot himself, I'm happy he got ignored like that. It's the physical representation of how much Trump cares for Latin America.
Not Most of Us!
Colbert and his writers are on fire and it's getting hotter and hotter
This is one of those days I’m finding it hard to see the humour in what this Orange Farce is doing to the world. Thanks Stephen. Dot, dot, dot.
I can't even watch the news anymore as I get queezy.
makesmefeellikeatalltree I feel like crying for our country! Heavy sigh
Tina Z You mean a day like any other day.
Another funny time, thank you
Greetings from Denmark.. I didn’t get to enjoy the monologue doing my morning routine. What gives Mr. Colbert? 🤗
So, Simon Cowell says that only a few people can truly sing, well, he's never met people that have been prosecuted by Robert Mueller. Wanna sing like a Soprano, maybe a Tenor, how about Falsetto? Simple, get on the wrong side of Robert Mueller and he'll make you a star. lol
I think you misinterpreted the last word on trump’s arms race costs tweet. I think “Crazy” was trump’s signature! 🤣
How insane is it that the US president is publicly praising people who cover up his sh*t and ....I don’t even want to finish the sentence.
i think it’s a pardon’t
I just want to see one thing: His tweet after his "guilty" sentence.
A "complete sentence" something trump can't do both on twitter and in prison
After being sentenced and get what he asks for every day, I hope Spanky von Bonespur will never see daylight again
Trump says we make the finest and cleanest in the world? So all these recalls for lettuce, turkey, beef, dog food, etc. is the cleanest?...
That exit Pres. Trump did ....I can’t I’m dead 💀 What is happening lol