+CreeperSweeper Hey, how is it that my maps are _way_ more advanced than yours, and some of them (Specifically my Map series) have a very similar idea to this one, yet they get much less popular playthroughs than yours?
SpakeMiner Are you seriously mad at me because my map got played and yours didn't? if you think I'm copying you, I'm not. I haven't honestly even seen any of your maps. If you're gonna get jealous over something like this, you need to rethink what's important to you.
i bet this map is the most recent version of mincraft, which requires you to "charge" the sword for damage, but jordan was just spamming it, which is why it took him forever to kill the narrator
Saric92 there was another map he played recently where the bar didn't show up, and then he realized the reason it took him forever to kill mobs was because he wasn't charging, and he didn't notice it earler because the bar was hidden. it could very well be the same situation
MasterPlay xD YEAH! I made a world, literally full of those bugs. I still have it, but it's inaccessible. I will never join it again, because joining it will delete all the bugs.
Sparkles, I can tell you what teleported you back to the start in the nether. When you teleport to the nether, there are pressure plates you stand on that teleport you away. After you entered the nether, one of the skeletons from the spawner must have entered the nether, stepped on the pressure plate that teleports the nearest player to that spot
+Just Another Balloon I was giving him the benefit of the doubt, hoping he'd learnt to be more vigilant since last I watched him but alas, no such luck.
+Mohammad Abu-Malluh And here we have a kid trying and failing to be better and smarter than an adult. So what if he can't solve puzzles that fast, why do you care? Do you even have one good reason why you care? The speed and ability to solve puzzles does not define how smart you are. The fact that you believe that does show though, how smart you are.... Even so, you saying that you won't watch a video, changes nothing about the intellect of Jordan. Do yourself a favor and stop trying to be better than other people, that is not a quality that others find attractive. You will do yourself much pain. Please heath my warning, but if i learned anything about the internet, you wont. In fact I can predict your next move, 91% chance of you responding to my message. 90% chance that you will respond just as you were before, self indulgent, calling Jordan stupid again and trying to provide evidence of why, ignore or change everything i said and call me stupid. 1% chance of you responding, changed slightly and apologies for that rude things you said to Jordan (He is human too). And there is a 9% chance that you wont respond at all.
Now I know, creeper sometimes in our side. I mean, he exploded and kill mobs around us, and he just died like that. He was like our heroes, JUST SOMETIMES.
sitting here trying to watch other peoples lets plays on ark survival but cant help but feeling bored cause none of them are as good at lets plays as the captain is. Not trying to tell you how to live your life but i think a live stream vid with you and ryan on ark survival would be legit. would definitly make a great lets play or stream series. you legit keep up the good work. your vids are how i get through the work day lol
That pressure plate didn't send you back, one of the deceased (not seasoned) players you left behind earlier went through the portal and stepped on the pressure plate there.
Fun fact: You know, there was a mob that was going to be added called the redstone bug, when redstone gets used too much it spawns them. It was later changed to those endermites fir the enderpearl using the same mechanics
+Thành Đạt Nguyễn hey, bud, this is kinda random but i'm josh03222 's alt. someone reported me or someghing and now i cant comment as josh03222. can you find a way go un-report me or something? its kinda random, and probs impossible, but can you try? :3
all i have on y server is an archery range, a pig race track, and a maze... that map looked like it was very interesting =) was fun to watch you going through that one =)
I'm watching this 4 years after this vid was posted. 1. Jardon is swearing 2. That lava cheats 3. Floating buttons and redstone without observers is funny. 4. It's only funny cuz repeaters have been in the game for a bit. I was playing since zombies attacked villagers.
he was supposed to walk forwed on the 2 pressure plates to fight the boss at the end.the reason he got tobthe end was becuase at the end of the boss fight was another portal ugh captin its so frustrating
Redstone spider in the thumbnail? Jordan you need to burn the map down!
Jordan is a professional red stoner
+Autumn Pines 420 blaze it
+Autumn Pines Wrong, that is SethBling...
+Autumn Pines Wrong, that is SethBling...
Stoner not red stoner
Dank
"seasoned player"? jordan you need to get your eyes checked, that definitely said 'deceased'
Ikr xD I was lol "rly jardon..."
With a pint of sugar and salt, mm, some herbs might be nice...
+Alex Austin He could be a deceased seasoned player. Who are you to question how seasoned a deceased player is?
+Alex Austin most definitely
+Alex Austin Maybe he/she was killed by an excessive amount of *mustard* gas and a very powerful *pepper* spray.
I'll be taking my leave now.
12:58 "Get it, grab it, dammit" Jordan 2016
lol
Spider in the thumbnail, BURN DOWN THE MAP 🕷🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
+Mandy Lee It's not a spider, it's a redstone bug.
BURN! BURN TO THE GROUND!
+James Mcmullan Why do you have to be so rude, it was only a joke. You must be an internet troll wanting attention.
+James Mcmullan technically a spider is a arachnid but it counts as a bug just like a scorpion
+Mandy Lee Having a different opinion/Presenting an argument ≠ being a troll.
I was practically screaming in frustration at 14:34 lol
1:56 jorden is a stoner
No
Ray Jonson but yes
+isac walrus lol no im not ヽ(ಠωಠ)ﾉ
Jordan B yes... yes you are
xD
I love when Jordan gets mad enough to drop "darn it" for "Goddamnit!!!"
I'll be sure to make the sequel less impossible XD
XD congrats on Jardon playing your map
+CreeperSweeper Hey, how is it that my maps are _way_ more advanced than yours, and some of them (Specifically my Map series) have a very similar idea to this one, yet they get much less popular playthroughs than yours?
SpakeMiner i'm not him but it's probably just luck. This map is a few months old, Jardon probably found it by chance and thought it looked good.
MCBlenderGeek
No, Logdotzip also played it amongst with another few popular RUclipsrs.
SpakeMiner Are you seriously mad at me because my map got played and yours didn't? if you think I'm copying you, I'm not. I haven't honestly even seen any of your maps. If you're gonna get jealous over something like this, you need to rethink what's important to you.
"I am like a professional redstoner!"
Haha... I dont think so Jardon...
redstones
i bet this map is the most recent version of mincraft, which requires you to "charge" the sword for damage, but jordan was just spamming it, which is why it took him forever to kill the narrator
+Syaoran Li It's not. There's no charge bar when he's swinging the sword at the start of the map. Or anywhere else for that matter.
Saric92 there was another map he played recently where the bar didn't show up, and then he realized the reason it took him forever to kill mobs was because he wasn't charging, and he didn't notice it earler because the bar was hidden. it could very well be the same situation
Syaoran Li He was killing the spiders and zombies normally, though.
+Syaoran Li I feel like it is that stupid charging thing, can someone compare the hit to a normal 1.8 hit since the non charged hit goes lower
there is still the heart and explosion effect/particles when you do the good swings. this didnt have them
"Why is this taking so long?"
I don't think Jordan ever heard of the combat update.
That narrator looked suspiciously like Mianite O_o
The old one from season 1, not 2
+Lo Pikachu He never said season 2 or 1...
+Master Zexus I was elaborating
+Lo Pikachu suuuure....
The narrator was jeb_, the current lead developer of minecraft
the narrater said bring me captain sparklez's head but they already had in the trophy room
who else was screaming at the screen when he was doing something wrong and you knew how to do it
Not me, because I am not crazy and yell at inanimate objects.
+Adrian Ramirez then leave jardons channel ffs
I was screaming in my head but I was gesturing at the screen. =P
+KittyTrax So you're saiyng that anybody who isn't screamint at the screen needs to leave?
+Adrian Ramirez And he meant the screen is inanimate and not Jardon
when he doesnt get honored with a head trophy "aw why arent i here?"
when he does get honored "oh come on why am i here???"
I wonder if RUclips comments will ever be normal
Nope.... Probably not
Im a Truffleluffugus
+Peter C Well your comment is normal
+Peter C As long as dipshits and trolls exist, they will never be normal, unfortunately.
DIS COMENT IZ NORNAL TO! KNOW NED TOO WORI!
"i can totally combo this." -immediately overshoots and falls in lava- ..... god dammit jardon
"Get It Grab It Dammit" CaptainSparklez 2016.
never thought i'd be watching you again bro, but here i am.
Deceased... Seasoned... Same thing i guess lol.
Nigga what
The redstone bug had a bug in it's redstone in a way Jardon never expected.
Jardon would be perfect to play
"Papers, Please."
JARDON! The puzzle around 9:00 is a piece of cake! Y R U HEF TROUBLE JARDON U FOOL!? :)
Redstone bugs were added in Minecraft 2.0, but then removed in the Minecraft 1.6 prerelease the very next day.
I remember creating ludicrous speed clocks just to spawn them lol, oh the 1FPS memories xD
referance to sethbling ? ;p
MasterPlay xD YEAH! I made a world, literally full of those bugs. I still have it, but it's inaccessible. I will never join it again, because joining it will delete all the bugs.
NiTro 117 No, not a reference to anything.
+NiTro 117 It was an april fools update.
That whole lava parkour fail should be animated :D
did he just say combo wombo
u have disgraced he who is not falco.
+nintendowonder No idea what are you on about.
you havent seen the original wombo combo video? o-o
+Neutron Star really?
I don't think +Neutron Star plays Super Smash Bros..
Tocaraca still
Your videos are my favorite!
Imagine if THIS map had the timer, actions taken, and death tally like that other map had. xD
the thought of defeating Jardon fills the narrator with determination
Etho should play this map
yassss he would beat this map in .21 seconds
+andy Kim no
+andy Kim SethBling would beat it in .20 seconds.
etho could beat it in .020 seconds
+SourPeach1 etho who?
Your anger in the last couple minutes of the video was hilarious!
Anyone else notice that Jordan has been cussing way more often
He's maturing his channel as his audience grows up.
+CreeperSweeper ayyy mr map creator
+CreeperSweeper Ik I'm totally fine with it!!!
CaptainSparklez and the legend of the short attention span...the sequel.
Anyone annoyed that he had the guards axe and did not use it?
Sparkles, I can tell you what teleported you back to the start in the nether.
When you teleport to the nether, there are pressure plates you stand on that teleport you away. After you entered the nether, one of the skeletons from the spawner must have entered the nether, stepped on the pressure plate that teleports the nearest player to that spot
lol great vid
You haven't even watched it yet
+Flips flips how do u know?
+Master Zexus He posted that comment 3 minutes after the vid came out. The vid is nearly 40 minutes
+Master Zexus 30*
Now we know how much Jardon loves slime block parkour! 29:25
I don't like watching him play maps because it shows me how incompetent he is.
Don't watch then?
+Just Another Balloon I was giving him the benefit of the doubt, hoping he'd learnt to be more vigilant since last I watched him but alas, no such luck.
+Mohammad Abu-Malluh it's Jordan, he's never gonna get smarter, that's why we love him
I mean, there is nothing with just ignoring the video.
+Mohammad Abu-Malluh And here we have a kid trying and failing to be better and smarter than an adult. So what if he can't solve puzzles that fast, why do you care? Do you even have one good reason why you care? The speed and ability to solve puzzles does not define how smart you are. The fact that you believe that does show though, how smart you are.... Even so, you saying that you won't watch a video, changes nothing about the intellect of Jordan. Do yourself a favor and stop trying to be better than other people, that is not a quality that others find attractive. You will do yourself much pain. Please heath my warning, but if i learned anything about the internet, you wont. In fact I can predict your next move, 91% chance of you responding to my message. 90% chance that you will respond just as you were before, self indulgent, calling Jordan stupid again and trying to provide evidence of why, ignore or change everything i said and call me stupid. 1% chance of you responding, changed slightly and apologies for that rude things you said to Jordan (He is human too). And there is a 9% chance that you wont respond at all.
"Bring me CaptainSparklez's head!"
Because you need a backup.
And then there's his combat where he forgets that you can't spam it anymore.
tnx captainsparkles for always making me happy in these hard times
27:35 "OOHH SHIT" Keep it pg spark XD
*jordan is completely clueless on how to do the puzzle* *cuts and suddenly knows exactly how to do it*
LOVE YOU CAPTINSPARKLES KEEEEEEEEEEEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!
I feel like there are so many potential animations that can be made from this lol.
29:27 XD "we can kind of combo wombo go the thinnngggSHIT"
this was my first video I've ever seen by Captainsparklez... I have been ever since!
If the slime block puzzle doesn't get animated I will be disappointed
Now I know, creeper sometimes in our side. I mean, he exploded and kill mobs around us, and he just died like that. He was like our heroes, JUST SOMETIMES.
Little did Jordan know, he actually DID break the map
DUN DUN DUN
Someone needs to make an animation out of this!
29:23 best combo XD XD
That slimeblock part was so funny lol
sitting here trying to watch other peoples lets plays on ark survival but cant help but feeling bored cause none of them are as good at lets plays as the captain is. Not trying to tell you how to live your life but i think a live stream vid with you and ryan on ark survival would be legit. would definitly make a great lets play or stream series. you legit keep up the good work. your vids are how i get through the work day lol
Jardon is a professional RedStoner ;D
Seeing a 30min video made this day 10x better
the slime parkour needs to be animated
i appreciate ur patience for taking the time to kill the narrator + gaurds/players omg ;0; i would die from frustration
Watch out Seth there's a new redstone master in town.
That pressure plate didn't send you back, one of the deceased (not seasoned) players you left behind earlier went through the portal and stepped on the pressure plate there.
Fun fact: You know, there was a mob that was going to be added called the redstone bug, when redstone gets used too much it spawns them. It was later changed to those endermites fir the enderpearl using the same mechanics
Really?
I don't think so...
Actually it was part of the April fools "2.0" update
+ Blue Butt
+josh03222 ok, thats pretty cool. you learn everyday, i suppose
+Thành Đạt Nguyễn hey, bud, this is kinda random but i'm josh03222 's alt. someone reported me or someghing and now i cant comment as josh03222. can you find a way go un-report me or something? its kinda random, and probs impossible, but can you try? :3
2011 and 2016 is still the same CaptainSparklez
XD
You heard it here first folks, Jardan is a professional red stoner
watching the close captioning with this makes it even more entertaining >:}
all i have on y server is an archery range, a pig race track, and a maze... that map looked like it was very interesting =) was fun to watch you going through that one =)
I'm watching this 4 years after this vid was posted.
1. Jardon is swearing
2. That lava cheats
3. Floating buttons and redstone without observers is funny.
4. It's only funny cuz repeaters have been in the game for a bit. I was playing since zombies attacked villagers.
omg when he was fighting the narrator he could've jumped into the glass bc mobs aren't smart enough to jump because they take it as a solid block
This one and BABY GOT A GUN! are my favourite videos by you :)
This is a parody map of that game, made by the same guy who made The Stanly Parables
4:35, you JUST got the pickaxe.....
GO BACK AND MINE ALL OF THE REDSTONE BLOCKS!!!!!!!!
Everything in this is a future animation.
29:24 made laught more than it should have xD
The only thing that an anvil does not break is mushrooms, mushrooms break anvils.
invisible maze? Papyrus.... HE was the narrator with a Santa mask and zombie skin!
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME I SAY CALM YOUR JETS ALL THE TIME
27:55
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You are THE BEST MINECRAFT GAMER WITH REDSTONE I HAVE EVER MET
jordan must have gotten redSTONED he did this video
animation start around 27:28
CaptainSparklez your moustache is fabulous.
The redstone bug... Known as the NOPE bug
31:09 its actually Jeb, or at least his head.
that book part needs animated pronto.
jardon can make any sub-par map look good
i hate how he ran through the book someone worked so much on it and jordan is like nope
I liked it. Seriously, the funniest part was when you kept randomly cussing it was funny to me!
JORDAAAAAAAN NEEDS TO MAKE THE ANTI SWEAR CHALENGE
Spider in thumbnail, BURN DOWN THE HOUSE🕷🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
+CaptainSparklez YOU FREAKING AMAZING
I was so disappointed that this turned into a parkour map :(. Good job sticking with it anyway.
"Get it. Grab it. Damn it."
It is now confirmed, Seasoned = Deceased
His head is in the trophy room because he completed the map!
Jordan redstone skills is good as ellaguard The redstone engineer
he was supposed to walk forwed on the 2 pressure plates to fight the boss at the end.the reason he got tobthe end was becuase at the end of the boss fight was another portal ugh captin its so frustrating
you kill my brain with your redstone..."skills"
Animation starts at 27:00
This map make me want to swear and I'm watching it and I'm not playing good job man :D
He said he wanted CaptainSparklez's head but he already had it.