Minecraft: MY NEW GIRLFRIEND?

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

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  • @marliecohen4047
    @marliecohen4047 8 лет назад +70

    Who ever made this map really likes Harry Potter. The house is Hufflepuff colored, the girl's last name is Lovegood, Ron's supermarket, like Ron Weasley.

    • @MiTheMer
      @MiTheMer 5 лет назад +4

      Wasn't it that Ron's actor always wanted to run an ice cream shop? He should have been the ice cream guy!

    • @boosted.7531
      @boosted.7531 5 лет назад +1

      And the second girl's name is Lily!

  • @Michael-cl9ue
    @Michael-cl9ue 8 лет назад +152

    When Malaysia phased through the floor she was actually going to her real house for dinner, hell

  • @Brooxyoung
    @Brooxyoung 8 лет назад +165

    Did anyone else notice the command blocks under the stairs in the house on the left of grammar house?

  • @MaxwellTornado
    @MaxwellTornado 8 лет назад +7

    Okay, quote dump:
    "I wonder what kind of playing it might be"
    "I'm too big for a kid"
    "I'll check out your secret base"

  • @leopardgecko5669
    @leopardgecko5669 8 лет назад +87

    "Unless it was a huge bang"
    -CaptainSparkelz 2016

  • @Jakey_Boy-lt6uw
    @Jakey_Boy-lt6uw 8 лет назад +21

    The kid nodding made me laugh

  • @xXKingston4LifeXx
    @xXKingston4LifeXx 8 лет назад +35

    Looked like they were going to have a genuine pokemon battle behind that house.

  • @ladfree6249
    @ladfree6249 8 лет назад +11

    Something died in Grandma's house at 12:59

  • @demas2341
    @demas2341 8 лет назад +82

    "No one would hear a huge 'bang' ".... Oh CaptainSparklez, you and your dirty mind B^)

    • @SerenadedArk
      @SerenadedArk 8 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @extracredit9168
      @extracredit9168 8 лет назад

      Lol XD ikr

    • @hadilalhalaki6699
      @hadilalhalaki6699 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @theznayx808
      @theznayx808 8 лет назад +5

      +Demas Demine (DDR) Better dirty mind example around 16:40, "Oh, yeah, I'll check out your secret base." He's got the grin and the tone in his voice and everything. Yep, dirty Sparklez.

    • @luna-yr7op
      @luna-yr7op 8 лет назад +1

      +Demas Demine (DDR) i died at that part

  • @andrewdives6533
    @andrewdives6533 7 лет назад +6

    Did anyone else die laughing when the “kid” was nodding crazily

  • @MrSmartyPants
    @MrSmartyPants 8 лет назад +5

    6:18 At least its not a floating head... ( cough the city of love cough )

  • @bananatassium7009
    @bananatassium7009 8 лет назад +1

    "Did you have fun?"
    "It was great! We finished a little early and I got to see the upstairs library."
    KEKS

  • @maanavcontractor8558
    @maanavcontractor8558 8 лет назад +9

    From 8:36 to 9:16 would be a great animation

  • @Sarah-rg5tg
    @Sarah-rg5tg 8 лет назад +23

    I started dying when Melissa fell through the ground xD

  • @IzzyGoneCrazy
    @IzzyGoneCrazy 8 лет назад +19

    You know you're going places when you get a girlfriend in Minecraft! lol loved the video

  • @lukewarm8185
    @lukewarm8185 8 лет назад +6

    7:31
    "This is, as you know, 'YOU'RE' Grandma's house."
    - Malyssa

    • @ZigCade
      @ZigCade 5 лет назад

      so im not the only one who saw that

  • @jonastnnessen9195
    @jonastnnessen9195 8 лет назад +211

    MAMA's b0y! Animation please!

  • @ruiya
    @ruiya 8 лет назад +6

    "It depends on what you think is fun..."
    Guilty of a dirty mind ;-;

  • @niekname88
    @niekname88 8 лет назад +61

    Last time i was this early
    Fine bros had 14 million subs.

    • @americanjesus48
      @americanjesus48 8 лет назад +3

      Ooooooh

    • @JA-lh8gg
      @JA-lh8gg 8 лет назад +14

      Last time I was this early this joke was funny.

    • @caspercasperson3370
      @caspercasperson3370 8 лет назад +1

      Mostly I report these things, but DAYUM I cant be mad at that

    • @lasercustard4467
      @lasercustard4467 8 лет назад +1

      +NiekGoesRawr Last time I was this early that joke was relevant.

    • @tacodogesbob9012
      @tacodogesbob9012 8 лет назад

      OMFG HHAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @PikaChu-um2gt
    @PikaChu-um2gt 8 лет назад +1

    2:42
    "This is all about love"
    "Perhaps you could go play with the neighbours"
    god

  • @GoldenEagle508
    @GoldenEagle508 8 лет назад +13

    I died when the villager was nodding!

  • @astrovix7843
    @astrovix7843 8 лет назад +3

    31:50 omg. When he said 'ayyy' All I could think of was Jordan whispering in Malyssa's ear 'Aye lil mamma let me whisper in your ear'. I gotta stop with the vines

  • @Mari-vp5ss
    @Mari-vp5ss 8 лет назад +15

    In the minute 4:23 at 4:40. I was laughing all the time 😂😂😂

    • @skye9612
      @skye9612 8 лет назад

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @Mari-vp5ss
      @Mari-vp5ss 8 лет назад +1

      +Zeke WAFL yeah 😂

  • @Miraisaur
    @Miraisaur 8 лет назад +3

    5:43 Malyssa, Thats Me When People Try to be my friend

  • @GeeztJeez
    @GeeztJeez 5 лет назад +5

    Ayy, I bet someone reads comments while watching the video lol

  • @BlazeIcyRobloxVids
    @BlazeIcyRobloxVids 8 лет назад +2

    I was fricking dying xD When she sank into the ground - I almost lost my voice xD

  • @chandlerjearls476
    @chandlerjearls476 8 лет назад +4

    "Unless there was a loud bang" XD

  • @graveserpent
    @graveserpent 8 лет назад +2

    I have to be honest, the creator of this map had some awesome commands and redstone. AMAZING. Even CaptainSprinklez was as impressed as me.

  • @makayla9274
    @makayla9274 8 лет назад +55

    20 like bro? heres 11 thousand./

  • @rhealynn2422
    @rhealynn2422 7 лет назад +2

    I love when the villager just nods his head when he is talking

  • @fluxchaos3127
    @fluxchaos3127 8 лет назад +8

    8:53 a hole opened up and ate my girlfriend

  • @GeeztJeez
    @GeeztJeez 6 лет назад +2

    19:27 grandma got possessed!

  • @saintxflow7905
    @saintxflow7905 8 лет назад +6

    AYYYYHYHY My boy spooklez gettin da gurlz

  • @Oascany
    @Oascany 8 лет назад +1

    "No, but Malyssa, Grandma said.. I wanna have dinner with you, Malyssa! What the heck?"
    I fucking died, I'm dead, I'm still slowly dying XD

  • @hellokitty9535
    @hellokitty9535 8 лет назад +13

    Ok Captain

    • @hellokitty9535
      @hellokitty9535 8 лет назад +5

      Cause Captain Sparklez He is Like A Captain

  • @airsparkthemcpe4531
    @airsparkthemcpe4531 8 лет назад

    The villager nodding was like,"Bro, go to talk. I just want you to go away."😂😂

  • @oguzkaanaybak
    @oguzkaanaybak 8 лет назад +3

    This is one of the best maps I ever seen! If a sequel or prequel OR SOMETHING is not going to come out I'm gonna diee!!!!!!

  • @Octus
    @Octus 8 лет назад +2

    this is the most ive ever laughed at a captainsparklez video, that was just so funny
    this OR the time when reuben died xDD

  • @captainbeast2160
    @captainbeast2160 8 лет назад +29

    hehe captain sparkles cool awsom

  • @airborneenderman-8938
    @airborneenderman-8938 8 лет назад +1

    2:40 . . . point made. captainsparklz should be a preacher 😂

  • @jmanry2413
    @jmanry2413 8 лет назад +24

    Did you have fun? No -_- lol

  • @blackroseofdeath9334
    @blackroseofdeath9334 7 лет назад

    That face Jordan made when Lily asked if he wanted to see her secret base! XD

  • @cedybedy6054
    @cedybedy6054 8 лет назад +16

    there was a command block under the stairs
    like this comment if you saw it

  • @dream3dition775
    @dream3dition775 8 лет назад

    "Sound doesn't even travel through that many layers unless it's a banger" xD HAHAHA OMG

  • @Yuztub
    @Yuztub 8 лет назад +52

    No threesome choice smh

  • @communistthanos3642
    @communistthanos3642 7 лет назад +1

    The Weston's run security, yet Jordan walked into their house without a problem at 8:29

  • @Gooseman8819
    @Gooseman8819 8 лет назад +9

    Ummm one question....why did he sleep at 8:30 pm?

    • @tricolor2712
      @tricolor2712 8 лет назад +2

      And go waking up at noon, that was plenty of time to wake up by 10:00

    • @Gooseman8819
      @Gooseman8819 8 лет назад +1

      Lmao

  • @connorbuckalew1747
    @connorbuckalew1747 8 лет назад

    28:00 I spit out my drink because I was laughing so hard

  • @slastt8030
    @slastt8030 8 лет назад +6

    7:37 'You're grandmas house'
    Wrong 'your' ;-;

    • @timideratom3661
      @timideratom3661 8 лет назад +6

      +Slastt
      "You are Grandma's house."
      What if that was the true plot of the map...

    • @slastt8030
      @slastt8030 8 лет назад

      +TimiderAtom this is too much for little Slastt to understand.

    • @timideratom3661
      @timideratom3661 8 лет назад

      Slastt Who is Slastt?

    • @timideratom3661
      @timideratom3661 8 лет назад

      Slastt Sorry, I just realised it was you...

    • @slastt8030
      @slastt8030 8 лет назад

      +TimiderAtom My screen name? It should be shown to you. Lmao.

  • @onemimi
    @onemimi 7 лет назад

    quickstone (like quicksand but its stone) 8:53

  • @ahihi4200
    @ahihi4200 8 лет назад +4

    Omg I jumped when it say "My New Girlfriend"

    • @kaitlynw8114
      @kaitlynw8114 8 лет назад +1

      I seriously did too. I was hoping it was for real.

    • @chirpphixel6251
      @chirpphixel6251 8 лет назад

      IKR...I thought he was confessing or something

  • @IIIXAxthenXIII
    @IIIXAxthenXIII 8 лет назад

    18:45 : No mom. We're not here right now. We're just gonna netflix and chill up here (lenny face)

  • @GrandMasterTank
    @GrandMasterTank 8 лет назад +4

    valentines day is my birthday

    • @cannae920
      @cannae920 8 лет назад +1

      Mine is the 15th... RIP ;-;

    • @GrandMasterTank
      @GrandMasterTank 8 лет назад +1

      Seita Tsutsumi still pretty close

    • @cannae920
      @cannae920 8 лет назад

      GrandMasterTank Lol, yeah

  • @kayjay.
    @kayjay. 8 лет назад

    CaptainSparklez: im going to look so snazzy and my grandma be like. Thats my boy. XD

  • @wargypsy9874
    @wargypsy9874 8 лет назад +8

    #RememberCaptainCapsize

  • @joannmilord1489
    @joannmilord1489 8 лет назад

    Lilly: wanna check out my secret base?
    CaptainSparklez: oOo.. Yeah....

  • @pewpewpuppylove2027
    @pewpewpuppylove2027 8 лет назад +3

    my names malyssa!!!😊

  • @YoulooDingDongKenth
    @YoulooDingDongKenth 8 лет назад +1

    Did you see the Commandblock under the stairs 3:36
    Fail

  • @DomenRan
    @DomenRan 8 лет назад +33

    This comment is from the past!

  • @Wyattb606
    @Wyattb606 8 лет назад

    1:04 Damn Jordan, back at it again with the black Vans.

  • @kartoffelkostlich3439
    @kartoffelkostlich3439 7 лет назад +4

    Who knows this map from dantdm??

  • @hunterkline7972
    @hunterkline7972 8 лет назад

    When Melissa fell in the ground I was laughing my ass off XD

  • @Bob-qy5oc
    @Bob-qy5oc 8 лет назад

    This was an awesome vid Jardon! Can you do more adventure maps like these? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!

  • @TheCommonGentry
    @TheCommonGentry 8 лет назад

    ..upon being interrupted whilst visiting Lily's "secret base"..
    Mrs Valentine: Did you have fun???
    Jordan: NO. :'/

  • @JaheimLaw
    @JaheimLaw 8 лет назад

    That face at 9:00 was hilarious XD

  • @jbk-en7ip
    @jbk-en7ip 8 лет назад

    Nothing gets captainsparklez going more than a good pair of sliding doors

  • @kittennature
    @kittennature 8 лет назад

    2:43 no, they want more humans on earth (I'd be surprised if you got what I meant)

  • @brandonhill7812
    @brandonhill7812 8 лет назад

    Yeah, I like to put my bathrooms and command blocks under the stairs, too. 3:35

  • @seanlim3913
    @seanlim3913 8 лет назад

    am i the only one who laughed so hard here? 8:52 "waaaaaadda?"

  • @angelicafarrugia6273
    @angelicafarrugia6273 8 лет назад

    The ending tho, 'I know it's a bit late, but will you be my valentine?'.... and they lived happily ever after! Awwwwwh :3

  • @viunxm
    @viunxm 7 лет назад

    " Woah, you're a person"
    thanks for making me choke on my popcorn

  • @malhavac
    @malhavac 8 лет назад

    lmao "hey buddy whatcha haven fer dinner?"...ill have a happy meal and a shot of bourbon

  • @LeeirahBrashka
    @LeeirahBrashka 8 лет назад +1

    I laughed at Jimsack's ice cream through out the video xD ... I am 25 okay!

  • @libertyadams5961
    @libertyadams5961 8 лет назад

    22:42 Lol, can you just run off with the cake?

  • @songstressx871
    @songstressx871 8 лет назад +1

    OMG Ron's, and the lovegood residence? Im so proud of this Harry Potter fan map creator

  • @ashtonfinnley9736
    @ashtonfinnley9736 8 лет назад

    Hahaha gotta love Jordan and all his little jokes

  • @imsushiiface9293
    @imsushiiface9293 8 лет назад

    "No Malyssa!Malyssa I wanna have dinner with you!"-Malyssa falls through ground.

  • @jacobpugpoirier3350
    @jacobpugpoirier3350 2 года назад

    8:52 YO SHE ACTUALLY WENT TO THE BATHROOMS!!!

  • @windjaydoubleu3867
    @windjaydoubleu3867 8 лет назад

    26:00 "do they have master bedroom.dang they sure please their guest" #megusta

  • @ninjasack9134
    @ninjasack9134 3 года назад

    it would be pretty cool if minecraft added a feature where when you wake up you are at least a little hungry, implying that you should have breakfast, because breakfast is important

  • @akira4759
    @akira4759 8 лет назад

    "Did you have fun?" *3 seconds later*
    OMG

  • @CMF412
    @CMF412 8 лет назад +2

    8:55 is going to make a funny animated vid

  • @itsalexbarrett
    @itsalexbarrett 8 лет назад

    All of Jordan's unintended innuendos are beautiful!

  • @YuzuLeanne
    @YuzuLeanne 8 лет назад

    24:20: THE WORD "MINE'S" DOESN'T EXIST WHEN YOU'RE USING IT IN POSSESSION. At least I don't think..

  • @Butaneblackhand
    @Butaneblackhand 7 лет назад

    4:24 insert Yoda voice here*it is your destiny Jordan

  • @darkeagle6413
    @darkeagle6413 8 лет назад +1

    does this sound wrong at all? "I know you love my _Milk and cookies_ right? xD

  • @kirk1459
    @kirk1459 4 года назад +3

    “a huge bang or something”

  • @idontbelieveinpenises1952
    @idontbelieveinpenises1952 8 лет назад

    "Every day I'm Hustling Hustling Hus-Hus-Hustling"
    Or the 3rd world version
    "Every day I'm Suffering Suffering Suff-Suff-Suffering"

  • @isadavis5033
    @isadavis5033 8 лет назад

    The face that you made when mylssa fell into the ground, it was halarious!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @Andrea-i5r
    @Andrea-i5r 8 лет назад

    'Buddie' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes you do sparklez, u look young 😂 that's only good

  • @summerisaloser3702
    @summerisaloser3702 8 лет назад

    I just want to say this is one of my favorite episode so captain sparklez

  • @MyurrDurr
    @MyurrDurr 8 лет назад

    I'm still laughing from when she falls into the ground!!

  • @15thTimeLord
    @15thTimeLord 8 лет назад

    That was a really nicely made map. "Go for 20 likes. BAH" XD :D

  • @benitoguevara2717
    @benitoguevara2717 8 лет назад

    LOL that grandma voice though!

  • @iamai151
    @iamai151 8 лет назад

    19:08 made me laugh harder to than I expected

  • @hs_doubbing
    @hs_doubbing 8 лет назад

    I love the modern adventure maps and all, but I always find myself wishing they were like how they used to be.
    I started watching your channel during your playthrough of Lux Perpetua, as I recall.
    (Well, I watched Revenge a little prior to that, but that was before I was a subscriber.)

  • @kawaiipusheen2511
    @kawaiipusheen2511 8 лет назад

    When he said "Maybe she'll be like" then wallah, and advertisement of a bunch of happy girls eating kit kats.

  • @rat_koon8198
    @rat_koon8198 8 лет назад

    HOLY SHIT! When Jordan screamed, "WHAT THE!" I just burst out laughing at how weird it sounded and so sudden he did it. Scared the living crap out of me...

  • @libertyadams5961
    @libertyadams5961 8 лет назад

    2:00 Imagine if in minecraft, you had to wash your hands before you ate after a long period of time without contact with water, or you'd get a mild poisoning effect for a few seconds!

  • @anuse8109
    @anuse8109 8 лет назад

    HAPPY LATE VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE
    and peace out hope all of you people find love out there