He's an actor playing a character, actors need to remember hundreds of lines within a given scene. I agree though, it is impressive, especially the speed and management of his breathing
@Sean Terrance I didn't say I was the only one. I meant that I cannot read the comments or replies in a normal speech pattern ... it all becomes Onyx's voice in my head lo. Even this one.
aviary creatures that defecate as such, are consuming earth's darkest of berries, darker than the ring on the back of my aunt carols neck, darker than the mold that coats the walls of aunt carols bathroom, her whole family has RESpitory issuesssss......... ....... ....i dunno. Aunt Carol's birds are pretty cool!
Doing a care bear stare on the moth man is an inspired concept. The combination of his monologue writing, lore, and performance are a force to be reckoned with. I don’t know
When I work in my hydroponics room, I go by Mothman. Because of my glasses. My friend said I'm like a moth working below the lights with those big lenses
Been up all night, 6:15 am in Scotland, and I ended up watching these interviews while laughing till my belly hurt, time to get some sleep......adono......
It's so crazy!!! I'm in the south, had the same thing on my truck!!! It was covered like all over the hood. I thought it was a group of small birds. We had trees that had black berry-like balls growing on them that resembled the same substance???? I was mad thinking my dad was feeding leftover rice and it attracted the audience!!! Wow, that was 5 or 6 years ago!!!
This is just how it is in the Detroit suburbs. An evil ooze flows forth from the Detroit Water Department, infecting the surrounding area with strange sights.
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I love your videos! Thanks for uploading so much lately!
Dude! I need a Willy tee! Point the way and my money you shall have.
You are my spirit animal
You give me hope during these hard times
lmao this is freaking gold brother!!! thanks yet again for making me smile my friend!!!! canadian fan here~!!!
Onyx has the look of somebody who is physically aware that a demon has possessed him and he looks constantly worried that his words are not his own
ok nilem omg how has nobody else noticed this before?! 🤣🤣🤣
I dunno
Eh, just a thought. Not a solid head cannon
spot on. Theres a demon deeeeeeeep into his infernal slumber inside this timid goth nerd poet.
That demon analogy is spotless, what's in the bag? It's about a brother and sister duo, really what do they do? Fuck!
“With a wingspan greater than my two dads laying head to head together on a car bed” I lost it 😂😂
"Carpet"
I want this guy to be my dungeon master.
I want this guy to be the bard or rogue in my party.
In a sense, this was awesome, I don’t know..
i agree, I don't know
It's not said I don't know. It's idunno.
Moths are pretty cool.
Id’no
He's gotta be a stage actor, a dude heavily into stage plays and Shakespeare. His lines are impeccable
I can't tell if he is just splicing his own interviews about real stories or if the news crews are just not catching on. how is he always there???
I was wondering the exact same thing
He's splicing into real news stories.
I would not doubt he hires everyone...
He uses magic?
He is Onyx. He can do anything.
The "My Two Dads" monologue is perhaps the greatest & funniest thing I've ever heard.
every time I think it'll get old, but then I hear the dialogue and die laughing all over again
Nah ... it got old.
How the hell does he remember all that? That's pretty impressive.
I think some of it is just off the dome man
How do you remember the exact lyrics of hundreds of retarded songs?
@@Reignor99 dont be a dick man
It’s just lyrics of the doors
He's an actor playing a character, actors need to remember hundreds of lines within a given scene. I agree though, it is impressive, especially the speed and management of his breathing
If he teams up with dem arby's boyz mothman doesn't have a chance.
Imagine they’re playing with poop frozen from a plane
Lol
Joe Dirt
😰🤢
Why am I only able to read the comments with Onyx's voice and cadence in my head?? idk ... brainwashing is cool?
Idk😂😂😂😂
@Sean Terrance I didn't say I was the only one. I meant that I cannot read the comments or replies in a normal speech pattern ... it all becomes Onyx's voice in my head lo. Even this one.
I live in the Detroit area and Bowser always uses local news clips 😂I love it
Pepe, do you exist?
I exist
I GOT BOXES OF PEPE
@@Tripl3Nippl3 😂
Pepe Silvia, the Queen of Sweden's alternative form.
Onyx would have been perfect in The Office😂😂😂
Michael Scott: why do you want this job?
Onyx: I don’t know... paper is pretty cool
😂😂😂
This guy, Creed and mose would have been an unstoppable force
YES
aviary creatures that defecate as such, are consuming earth's darkest of berries, darker than the ring on the back of my aunt carols neck, darker than the mold that coats the walls of aunt carols bathroom, her whole family has RESpitory issuesssss......... ....... ....i dunno. Aunt Carol's birds are pretty cool!
The Sublime quote just brought this videos power level to OVER 9000!
Damn, April just started and we're already dealing with something worse than Corona.
I'm a nice guy once you get to know me,don't worry
I can’t stop watching this guys videos - sense of humor is on point
Have you seen the one he did "E3 - Weird Gamer Guy" I think it was his 1st Onyx video. Still my favorite.
New Bowser! Nice way to start the weekend :)
I love your vids so much "I dont know"
Adono
Who else waits with anticip--ation for the "I dunno" at the end now?!
I want onyx to be a character on the tv show ‘Letterkenny’
Yes!!!
Pitter patter!
On man that would be great
@The Ivory Birchman STEWWWAAART!.....idk
Yes!!!
*Mothman vs. the Murder Hornets*
Coming Soon
The smirk on Mr. Hottyreporterguys face when saying they're angry is priceless
Robin you're fine as hell!
I just wana hang out with bowser at a con while he is in character. Man that'd be a blast.
Finally some solace, Bowser has brought us! In such dark times we have been given some distraction.
Love your work, that My two Dads line was witty.
That's my favorite by far, the faces he makes has me in tears so funny
😅 of course this is MY local news
God I love his facial expressions
They should make a comic books of this guy hunting the paranormal, doing weird interviews
Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down
Nice
Your command of the English language is undeniable. Very impressive. Senpai notices you 🖤👏🏻
YES!!! another great video from Onyx the Fortuitous. I cant stop smiling waiting for the "I dunno" after that long pause and uncomfortable grin.
Doing a care bear stare on the moth man is an inspired concept. The combination of his monologue writing, lore, and performance are a force to be reckoned with. I don’t know
I wanna pay this guy to jump in my discord one time to mess with my friends
I’d give him 1k to do 1 call
I know some people who would pay good money to get Mothman's gunk on them.
@Keldor Miro Nah son, they monsterfuckers
Mothman i can take or leave , however Mothra THICC.
I can't get enough of these Onyx edited into actual newscast videos. Really funny.
Love you Bowser !
If the news was ever this cool , I'd actually watch it. Great video God Bless
O yeah, another one... 😆 I was already laughing but I just lost it when he got to the Sublime lyrics! 🤣
Or should I say “the words of Bradley Nowell” lol
Thank you for making me laugh, I really needed it.
Cheers!
Dude your profile pic is badass. Per Welinder Powell Peralta graphic, correct? Awesome!👍
"Mothman's pretty cool."
When I work in my hydroponics room, I go by Mothman. Because of my glasses. My friend said I'm like a moth working below the lights with those big lenses
Love your videos. Thank you!
Been up all night, 6:15 am in Scotland, and I ended up watching these interviews while laughing till my belly hurt, time to get some sleep......adono......
Care bear belly 😂 your awesome
0:50 idk what that guy is taking but I kinda want to try it too
Lol i liked that The Doors reference there! “The end my only friend the end”
A wingspan greater than my two dad's lying end to end
1:50 I lost it at that worried look
With a wing span greater than my two Dads lying head to head on a car bed.
I was wondering if i had heard that correctly. Thank you.
Dude your rants are legend level epic... that might have been your best yet
Onyx's continues to make Detroit news stories interesting as only he could. I drive past the Royal Oak Arby's almost daily.
Yes ! This was awesome !
I physically cannot say "I dunno" that quickly. It truly baffles me lol
Definitely the weird comic book/superhero movie guy
It's so crazy!!! I'm in the south, had the same thing on my truck!!! It was covered like all over the hood. I thought it was a group of small birds. We had trees that had black berry-like balls growing on them that resembled the same substance???? I was mad thinking my dad was feeding leftover rice and it attracted the audience!!! Wow, that was 5 or 6 years ago!!!
My goal in life is to be able to say, “I don’t know” that fast.
That’s just God fucking with us y’all. He has a sense of humor.
The Sublime quote was just perfect
Whoa I never seen this one. Truly, this gentleman is my spirit animal...."Mothmin" nailed it...
The time is nigh... moth man's return is at hand
My care bear belly protruding with pride hahahah
0:43 THIS IS THE WEIRDEST NEWS INTERVIEW I'VE EVER SEEN WTF
You obviously never been to West Virginia so you don't know anything about the lore about Mothman, he's the east coasts Bigfoot.
I've seen this guy on TV a few times now, and I am absolutely certain that he is a genius having some fun with the news crew.
you know he's not actually on the news... right? he cut in his own video into a real news segment.
yessssssssssssssss he's back the underdog legend!!
This guy needs a catchy rap video
This guy should be an a-lister
This is just how it is in the Detroit suburbs. An evil ooze flows forth from the Detroit Water Department, infecting the surrounding area with strange sights.
That guy who said it is the end my beautiful friend 😂
This mothman cometh.
Your eyebrows should have their own instagram.
Best poetry delivery ever
The sentence that never ends hahaha
I fucking love this guy
Imagine it was mothman suffering from explosive diarrhea spraying a line of crap over 7 houses just to laugh about people investigating his crap 😀
my man really just quote The Doors?? legend.
You are perfectly equipped to read H.P. Lovecraft's adjective rich yarns.
Call audible for employment now!
Love is what Onyx got.
a literal cartoon character inside the mundanity of real life. Hilarious.
I
Loved the Doors reference
The fact that he quoted Sublime made this, THAT much better.
Quoted the doors, too
Wait the news are real but not the interview ? Awesome Bowser
They could choose to not interview this guy, but they keep coming back to him.
Dude - he's not really being interviewed, bro. It's all parody. The news clips are real, but him being interviewed isn't.
I love these bits... make more and more and more and more...more
Amazing videos onyx should have so many more followers
Love is what I got, don't start a rye-hot
It took a while, but I remember who you are doing an impression of. Jim Rohn. Yes?
Singing sublime IS the key to victory
Never stop making vids!!!!! Love your work
I want to play board games with this guy
I can't get enough of this guy! XD
Thanks for the giggle
Here it is
Your videos in a word, divine!
Praise MothMan and the Great Lamp
Moth man is pretty cool
Onyx forever. How do I 'like' more than once?