I think it’s because the threshold for “being haunted” is so low. If you think spirits are everywhere and regularly make themselves known, then your mind is primed to accept odd occurrences as supernatural. I worked with this dude that was such a heathenous scumbag, but if I said something like “the devil isn’t real” or some other blasphemy, he’d be all “You can not say that, güero!”
@@AMurillo622 and the ubiquitous superstition regarding spirits and shit. I left an egg to rot up on a ledge at work and a Guatemalan lady got scared that it was a curse Two Mexican dudes claim to have seen a ghost at work… Doesn’t help that they know about the guy that died there years ago 😂
The Haunted room in the house is a real superstition. My old neighbors guest room was the "haunted" room and they would just use it for exercise and they kept the xbox in there. It might have been a way to scare my friend into not staying up late on the xbox though because a lot of Mexican superstitions are to scare your kids into not doing stuff. Like theres this story of the boogeyman that crawls on the floor and makes noises which was just to scare kids into not leaving bed at night no matter what they heard. I remember there was one that was intended to scare kids into basically ignoring "noises coming from the parents bedroom" but I can't remember what it is its probably the same as the last one.
@@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 it's not mexican specific, my family is dominican and some of my family members are extremely superstitious like that and believe in spirits and the devil, but I think it is way more common as a cultural norm in Mexico. You do also see it alot in the Caribbean
The comedians I like rarely go to the Ontario Improv. It's always black guy doing, "you know you're black when" or a Latino guy doing, "you know your lady is the one when he has hot cheeto dust on her fingers" straight up retarded 😂
This is so weird last time I hung out with my half mexican cousins that live in Texas they were talking about the huge mansion they stayed in and how it was haunted but only in the part the kids slept in.
the best part about the portugese guy bit it that nick just decided that apparently portugese pepole add unnecessary "j"s to every word and we were all like "yeah that checks out. thats so true." lol
I dated a latino girl and she told me her little brother went to the ground and started shaking at church because he was possessed by a demon and they had to exercise him or something
the best standup experience i ever had was watching that george lopez special with my mexican girlfriend who kept getting pissed off because of shit like the haunted house thing or bits like "latinos NEVER go to the hospital" hahaha
Most American families, they do x - but see my family is from Nepal/Korea/Somalia - so we don't play that shit. So, anyway, here's a half hour long impression of my mom.
Every Latino drives around with no insurance and has gay thoughts.
This is harmful stereotyping, I only ever drive with insurance
Lol I'm one of the Latinos who scoffs at other Latinos who ride without insurance but yes this is true. Some Latinos don't even have licenses
Lol true (i am latino)
Correcto señor
@@mrniceguy7168 harmful stereotyping because i dont drive
"Dude, history was a great time" couldn't have said it better myself
2:53
i love how he brought up the haunted room one as the most outlandish but it’s the most common in the latino community. my family included
I think it’s because the threshold for “being haunted” is so low.
If you think spirits are everywhere and regularly make themselves known, then your mind is primed to accept odd occurrences as supernatural.
I worked with this dude that was such a heathenous scumbag, but if I said something like “the devil isn’t real” or some other blasphemy, he’d be all “You can not say that, güero!”
Bro yes we "had a haunted room" but my mom lit church candles in there and suddenly its not haunted anymore.
@@MadDannyWest you Latinos are powerful
@@gimmedataids its all that damn onion in our food
every single mexican I've gotten close to has ended up disclosing traumatic ghost stories to me and then gotten upset when I said it was bs
LMFAO George has a point, my cousin did have a haunted room in his house. How embarrassing
can confirm, it’s probably the catholicism.
Literally every Latino has a haunted room. I don’t step foot in mine 😂
@@jn1346 do latinos in studio apartments just die?
@@fuckingstupidhandles Studio apartments are for white people
@@AMurillo622 and the ubiquitous superstition regarding spirits and shit.
I left an egg to rot up on a ledge at work and a Guatemalan lady got scared that it was a curse
Two Mexican dudes claim to have seen a ghost at work…
Doesn’t help that they know about the guy that died there years ago 😂
Latino Brendan Frasier
Latino Straight Brendan Fraiser
@Mr. Bovine Jony slob Schneider
Nothing subtle here bud
Soy latino y me gusta Cumtown. También soy gay
Google translate is super straight to use my dude.
Good day, my fellow latino.
Donee esta el burro
Se dice Joto wey
Pensaba ser güey, per soy gay
As a latino we do have different bandanas and we have a huanted housesss
Super gay
Classic Lopez
LMFAOOO THE EVERY LATINO GOT A HAUNTED ROOM IN THEIR HOUSE IS LEGIT
nick's george lopez impersonation and ethiopian accent are wildly close
"And he say to you BOO, he say to me BOO"
I'm actually crying how does he have that inflection down to good
Nick is so wrong about the haunted room. He just doesn't know. Might be a Texas thing.
Yea definetly
im mexican and 2 or more old people have died in my house,I never really cared but my other mexican friends *do* get freaked out when informed of such
Naht a texas thing nick is just very wrong. Everybody that's latino that I know and I'm in the middle of the Midwest does indeed have a haunted room.
@@juliorojas4384 just mexicans tho. Mexicans eat too many gorditos and hallucinate
@@juliorojas4384 how is that possible
The Haunted room in the house is a real superstition. My old neighbors guest room was the "haunted" room and they would just use it for exercise and they kept the xbox in there. It might have been a way to scare my friend into not staying up late on the xbox though because a lot of Mexican superstitions are to scare your kids into not doing stuff. Like theres this story of the boogeyman that crawls on the floor and makes noises which was just to scare kids into not leaving bed at night no matter what they heard. I remember there was one that was intended to scare kids into basically ignoring "noises coming from the parents bedroom" but I can't remember what it is its probably the same as the last one.
Nothing like terrifying your kids so they don’t interrupt your post-marital fucking, that rules
😢😂x😢😅❤😅vv😢😢😢😢nz😢😢v 0:46 😢v😅 0:52
Put on my good bandana for this compilation
I fuckin died at "and he said to me Boo"
The haunted room bit is kinda real. Might be a Texas thing but it’s for sure something my cousins would say.
I love Mexican people's superstitious beliefs
now excuse me while I avoid walking under this ladder
Is it Mexican specific? My dad's side is Peruvian and they don't have anything like that.
@@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 it's not mexican specific, my family is dominican and some of my family members are extremely superstitious like that and believe in spirits and the devil, but I think it is way more common as a cultural norm in Mexico. You do also see it alot in the Caribbean
@@Dell-ol6hb interesting. Thanks for the insight!
i’m from the rio grande valley and everyone loves gabriel iglesias and george lopez
And is gay
The comedians I like rarely go to the Ontario Improv. It's always black guy doing, "you know you're black when" or a Latino guy doing, "you know your lady is the one when he has hot cheeto dust on her fingers" straight up retarded 😂
me too
As a 1/2 white
½ Hispanic , I have a haunted room in my trailer.
Now THAT’S a good one-liner!
@@patrickbeggan1100 🤙
1/2 spanish, 1/2 white and 1/1 gay.
@@rumbepack 📠
@@rumbepack me too I have a ghost in my xsshole
every latino is just Mexican or Puerto Rican
So true
@Danny Tallmage my friend you should come down to Nicaragua or Costa Rica....... It's really gay
@Danny Tallmage Puerto Rican = putting the damn flag everywhere.
@jemimallah Talibanese and gay
Where I live most of the Latinos are Honduran.
Bro nick is so wrong I am in all Latinos neighborhood and everyone I know has 1 haunted room
Or a family member whose house does have a haunted room
yea he has no idea what he's saying
I'm gay. But in Spanish
Trash
Jotitós
@rtichsr r parrots don’t make me laugh
Soy gay
I can attest, as a Latino, there is 100% a haunted room in every house.
Every background comes to Nick to get crapped on. Still waiting for him to rip on my people, Jews.
Also confirming that every latino has a haunted room.
Ned Holness is my favorite latinx.
Wtf are you using "latinx" for?
Lol I love how George Lopez almost morphed into limousine sandal man
Deadass my Mexican grandfather had a haunted room
as a portuguese person hearing cumtown talk about gay portuguese guys with speed impediments brings me joy
Like they can't go a certain speed? Or they can't slow down?
@@john_laser "i can't drive 55" by Sammy Haggar is about a Speed impediment
As a latino in the Rio Grande Valley, this is all true. Trust.
You gonna be at the Stavros "el gordito" Hernandez show at the Mcallen convention center brah?
@@congaudeant el gordito’s coming to the valley? 💀
@@miguelalvarez5292 nah, I wish el gordito would pay us a visit though
@@congaudeant sad emoji
I remember Pablo Francisco being pretty funny
Pablo Francisco’s hilarious never found anything he done not funny
@@cheesybellend6842 so you never not found anything he didn’t say that was unfunny
I’ll never forget my first John-Ted house experience
I haven’t laughed this hard in 6 months
EVERY Latino has got a GOOD bandanna, and a BAD bandanna..
EVERY Latino has got a haunted room in their house!
_WOOOOOOOOOOO!_
This is so weird last time I hung out with my half mexican cousins that live in Texas they were talking about the huge mansion they stayed in and how it was haunted but only in the part the kids slept in.
But the breakfast?
5:59 for how progressive Stav thinks he is shout out to his unbidden hatred for the Turkish/Ottoman people 😂
he's greek he cant help it
Greeks and Turks have disliked each other for centuries
@@daxmiller35 and then he goes on Hasan Piker's streams
rightfully so
4:30 that voice is one of the characters from Home Movies
Ken Adleberg! Fuck, that's a deep cut right there!
Bro all my latino friends have haunted part of their house
nick does this thing where he tries to call something out that he has really no experience on and runs with it
Latinos here think otherwise. Haunted and bandanas check check
Nick sometimes still labors under the delusion that people are all basically the same.
the best part about the portugese guy bit it that nick just decided that apparently portugese pepole add unnecessary "j"s to every word and we were all like "yeah that checks out. thats so true." lol
as a Mexican living in the Midwest, let me just be the first to say…
i’m gay.
ty for making me laugh like an idiot
I dated a latino girl and she told me her little brother went to the ground and started shaking at church because he was possessed by a demon and they had to exercise him or something
Exercise they made him do jumping jacks or what?
He was probably having a seizure
my mom and aunt claim that they once saw a ghost child in my cousins room, everytime they bring it up i spend a good 2 weeks scared of the dark
My Mexican mother had a haunted room in her house as a kid lol
Confirming that mexicans all have a haunted room
History was a great time to be alive
i clicked this and hummed low rider to myself
The Bob Dylan of Fat Guy Comedy
the best standup experience i ever had was watching that george lopez special with my mexican girlfriend who kept getting pissed off because of shit like the haunted house thing or bits like "latinos NEVER go to the hospital" hahaha
As someone who lives in San Antonio… painfully accurate… only respond if you pander to them.. it’s gross
They thought they heard chains but it was actually your change in your pockets lmaooo
My favorite comedian is from Porch of Goo Walls
Being Romanian I can totally back stav on this one. No ottoman
I like that Nick got mad he didn't understand a joke 😂
Stand up is 90% "What's the deal with _______ ?" and then 10% is crowd work.
It's like a Chinese tying to speak English with a Spanish accent but he's gay
Latino parents instill their children with fear and super natural entities that’s why they have the haunted room
Bro the haunted room shit is 💯 hahahahahah
talking about latinos
adam: yeah i dated a spanish girl once
Spanish people are Latinos
That haunted room in the house thing is true
adam saying ebenezer like that was pretty funny
LMAO NO HAHAHA THE HAUNTED ROOM IS FUCKING TRUE
Spot on Turkish impression
Mezicans always got atleast 1 diabetic aunt 😂
His comedy reminds me of shane gillis'
Jajajajajajajajajaja
My baby mama has a haunted room in her house
that's it guys i'm converting to judaism and marrying adam's sister
As a black Latino, my house is hurnted
I appreciate how the whole comment section is just “no, Carlos Mencia was right, we all have haunted rooms in our houses”
En mai jaunted rue
nick went from latino, to portuguese (latino but with zh sounds), to borat
I first heard of cumtown when Stavros was featured on the BS Nonsense Podcast, and I'm so happy to see how far they've come.
what
Soy pato
I thought the haunted room in the house thing was common knowledge
Rio Grande Valley is a hellhole. just blasted earth & melting asphalt
Having lived in Turkey for 3 years now, I can tell Stav's stance is really resonating with me on top of being just an objective truth
speaking as a white man, this is hilarious
God damn, Nick is a fucking improvisation and voice acting genius. Also, guess who's still gay?
So, like, uh, I'm gay, I guess?
the haunted house thing is 100% true
He one of them letter chucos
I’ve never seen a sizzlers in the rgv
Latino Stavros is just bob kelly
Yo soy pato.
history was a great time
Most American families, they do x - but see my family is from Nepal/Korea/Somalia - so we don't play that shit.
So, anyway, here's a half hour long impression of my mom.
Talmbout the Gringo Papi, B?
Gta conquistadors is crazy
Good ol' Greg Pahanish
Nick has no idea what Portuguese sounds like.
i’m gay
Yo soy fruta
Ethnic comedy is low hanging fruit
Ethnics are low hanging fruit.
@@domsanchez148 that includes slavics like you commie boy
@@gibememoni Delete this or I'll call the police.
Boops hanging in trees are also low hanging fruit.
You must be new here
"Fruit" is slang for gay.
Hell yeah represent the rgv
Xey prefer latinx
Like Bumblebee Man from the Simpsons, but not funny. Just gay.
Jajuerge
Imagine a Latino jew ?
They exist. I work with one. Worst combination ever.
Ned!!aka Carlos Menstealya..
We do have haunted rooms
Frankie was no match Faccim La Bamba
Who's the guy in the image
George Lopez
My dad
That’s Joe Rogan
My gay Mexican father
Edquardo